When your Barber keeps getting distracted

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @shofu
    @shofu 4 года назад +44587

    LMAOOOOOOO I feel you on that hats comment

  • @Ash-lf6to
    @Ash-lf6to 4 года назад +8669

    The worst part about a new Barber is when they get done and ask “how that look?” And you just gotta sit there like “yeah it’s good” knowing damn well you’re not coming back

    • @robertovalerio1483
      @robertovalerio1483 4 года назад +162

      grow a pair of balls and speak up lil pussies

    • @babyjoe5170
      @babyjoe5170 4 года назад +21

      J P SIMPLE

    • @jerimayavondristen9955
      @jerimayavondristen9955 4 года назад +92

      @Jonathan Esser I dunno I've done that with my barber a couple times and he just learned what i wanted. I've been going to him ever since. If its straight bad i won't say shit lol, but if its good but just too long you might as well tell him.

    • @yourboijerry
      @yourboijerry 4 года назад +25

      lol 974 same man if you fuck my hair up I’m gonna tell you and even if you do fix it I’m never paying you again

    • @Leek2x
      @Leek2x 4 года назад +40

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏾💯💯💯💯 I be crying on the inside and full of rage all at the same time

  • @Blunt3021
    @Blunt3021 4 года назад +4272

    Never have I ever seen a man roast himself so brutally.

    • @m.asimreyhan
      @m.asimreyhan 4 года назад +32

      I hate ur pp

    • @ahmedfawzy4511
      @ahmedfawzy4511 4 года назад +63

      @@m.asimreyhan that sounded so wrong

    • @Squee_666_9
      @Squee_666_9 4 года назад

      Rip

    • @doubleal
      @doubleal 4 года назад +8

      I thought there was an eyelash on my screen but it's just your logo.

    • @flamingodicksalad1497
      @flamingodicksalad1497 4 года назад +12

      I felt really bad for him when the other him was yelling. He didnt deserve that.

  • @Detroit1Time
    @Detroit1Time 4 года назад +2337

    Barber: constantly moves person’s head
    Also barber: quit moving your head

  • @DesertRunner602
    @DesertRunner602 3 года назад +4307

    "Paying me $20...FOR NOTHING!"
    The only barber to complain about getting money for nothing.

    • @Ny7w
      @Ny7w 3 года назад +64

      That’s what I’m saying

    • @saus2818
      @saus2818 3 года назад +40

      Chicks for free

    • @zak14
      @zak14 3 года назад +22

      It s facts tho 😭 I see so many full ass bald mfs coming to my barber and wasting a goddamn hour to get idek what done

    • @5at5una
      @5at5una 3 года назад +33

      some barber love styling on your head like its a sculpture... so its like asking an artist to draw/make a stickmen lol

    • @ItachiUchiha-bi4if
      @ItachiUchiha-bi4if 2 года назад +5

      😂😂🤣🤣 dude Griffy is a fkin awesome.😂 And when he makes fun of himself calling bald b*tch. I died!😂

  • @HugxoMartinez
    @HugxoMartinez 4 года назад +6958

    I can’t believe Griffy let himself be treated like that, I’m literally crying and shaking rn.

  • @chrisp.9385
    @chrisp.9385 4 года назад +15004

    This dude is literally
    His own Barber
    His own girlfriend
    His own Pokemon
    His own friends

  • @chanelcameforyourwig.3828
    @chanelcameforyourwig.3828 4 года назад +3860

    I literally lost it when he hit his forehead.

    • @Sijan.G
      @Sijan.G 4 года назад +31

      chanel came for your wig. I laughed like a bitch😭🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @donquixotedoflamingo1915
      @donquixotedoflamingo1915 4 года назад +14

      chanel came for your wig. Real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @H_i_m_o_t_h_y
      @H_i_m_o_t_h_y 4 года назад +5

      I was reading the comments while watching amd as soon as i read this comment he smacked his head

    • @wesrod4435
      @wesrod4435 4 года назад +6

      I spit my drink out😂😂

    • @bearlymike9338
      @bearlymike9338 4 года назад +1

      What's the time stamp on that? 😂

  • @sparkkai321
    @sparkkai321 3 года назад +5573

    Griffy did this 6 days before Kobe Bryant accident. RIP Kobe Bryant.

    • @wingwinggaming2197
      @wingwinggaming2197 3 года назад +163

      crazy

    • @theshiningemerald4288
      @theshiningemerald4288 3 года назад +50

      Das Crazy

    • @heybrah24
      @heybrah24 3 года назад +44

      It's crazy I was just saying this shit to myself

    • @heybrah24
      @heybrah24 3 года назад +10

      One like already holy shit peace be with you one day I just wanna get a list of all the times he days I'm going home and I'm not your dad it's gold isn't it fuckin love that studio shit and zac listens to

    • @leeanthony3827
      @leeanthony3827 3 года назад +18

      Mamba out 💜💛

  • @davidcanizares4626
    @davidcanizares4626 4 года назад +11833

    “I HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO RUIN YOUR WHOLE DAY THE WEEK” this is why barbers are to be feared

    • @lindokuhleshange9170
      @lindokuhleshange9170 4 года назад +95

      😭😭😂😂

    • @fettaheker
      @fettaheker 4 года назад +357

      You mean, the next 5 months?

    • @randomguy8228
      @randomguy8228 4 года назад +260

      Nigga the whole month

    • @alsoduke991
      @alsoduke991 4 года назад +268

      Ruin your whole MONTH bro no cap. Happened to my friend for being rude lmao. Thank goodness he had the chance to self-isolate so nobody could see his dead trim 😂.

    • @UnknownAb_
      @UnknownAb_ 4 года назад +19

      Facts

  • @rujeet8291
    @rujeet8291 4 года назад +12647

    *It takes a lot to roast yourself, this man must be so self-secure.*

    • @derpynoob7945
      @derpynoob7945 4 года назад +454

      Or he read the comment section

    • @mistermystery5197
      @mistermystery5197 4 года назад +207

      He wears a hat in all his videos

    • @isomiddinjonabdusalomov6752
      @isomiddinjonabdusalomov6752 4 года назад +609

      Wtf he ain’t roasting himself the other dude is

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 4 года назад +150

      That was more than a roast. He incinerated himself. xD SpongeBob fish. xD

    • @blazn0
      @blazn0 4 года назад +8

      2018 or what year it was, was a roast your self year.

  • @cyr2097
    @cyr2097 4 года назад +4093

    Plot Twist: He was cutting Kobe himself and he was sick of being roasted.

    • @LoverLikeNoOther
      @LoverLikeNoOther 4 года назад +22

      😳😳😳

    • @tyrese5522
      @tyrese5522 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣👍🏾

    • @metroboomin3990
      @metroboomin3990 4 года назад +3

      I don’t get it

    • @JACQUEZ23
      @JACQUEZ23 3 года назад +5

      Nigga what

    • @poultonboys3108
      @poultonboys3108 3 года назад +12

      @@JACQUEZ23 he’s saying that what if the guy getting the hair cut was Kobe and he got mad because he was sick of being roasted.

  • @cheetopuff9956
    @cheetopuff9956 3 года назад +1239

    “YOU COME TO GET YOUR SCALP LINED UP”
    Er I’ll see y’all in heaven 💀

  • @sooka1688
    @sooka1688 4 года назад +14726

    this video is literally just griffy flaming himself for being bald

    • @kazyxoxo9660
      @kazyxoxo9660 4 года назад +40

      Some people like to laugh other things people like to point out the obvious I am not captain obvious

    • @Baqsam
      @Baqsam 4 года назад +74

      _He might have faked his baldness just for the video though..._

    • @JackIsNotInTheBox
      @JackIsNotInTheBox 4 года назад +16

      Dude can take a diss, I'm impressed

    • @jjuicy_wee_wee3800
      @jjuicy_wee_wee3800 4 года назад

      @Extreme God of Hate aye bruh I saw you say same thing in another video is that like your gimmick

    • @entruh4520
      @entruh4520 4 года назад +10

      He in 20's and he's balding. Shits crazy

  • @waynenation4875
    @waynenation4875 4 года назад +2716

    BARBER: "you head looks like a index finger"
    *Griffy shows index finger*
    Me: omg it does

  • @edenromanov
    @edenromanov 4 года назад +4325

    "Yo head look like an index finger!"
    Shows us to see he ain't lying
    😂😱💀

    • @7duko
      @7duko 4 года назад +7

      Yami Fenix 420 likes and no comments excluding this

    • @gekimus
      @gekimus 4 года назад +12

      I need my inhaler 😂😂🤣😭

    • @Muleek.420
      @Muleek.420 4 года назад +4

      I’m dying 😂

    • @moonhattrelyrics
      @moonhattrelyrics 4 года назад +3

      *Wheeeeze*

    • @smiggsaf4327
      @smiggsaf4327 4 года назад +1

      can’t stop laughing

  • @comicfan8350
    @comicfan8350 3 года назад +1656

    "Lebron is just big. Kobe can do it all."
    "Yeah, except pass the ball."
    I laughed so loud bro.
    But may Kobe rest in peace.

    • @HoezNjuice
      @HoezNjuice 3 года назад +19

      Kobe > lebron all day of the week. If he was still alive hed still be better

    • @am33x
      @am33x 3 года назад +11

      @@HoezNjuice IKR people acting like Kobe vs Lebron would be as close as Russel vs Chamberlain. It's not. Kobe smokes Lebron.

    • @itzjared7145
      @itzjared7145 3 года назад +9

      In my opinion lebron, for me men he always get disrespect every random NBA comments section god damn.

    • @itzjared7145
      @itzjared7145 3 года назад +2

      Mamba🐍💜💛💜💛🔥

    • @anirudh8665
      @anirudh8665 3 года назад +1

      @@HoezNjuice nah

  • @thefrenchtoastlover8767
    @thefrenchtoastlover8767 4 года назад +1906

    This went from
    “When your barber keep getting distracted”
    To
    “When that bald guy want a hair cut”

    • @joshuamckenzie93
      @joshuamckenzie93 4 года назад +49

      2 for 1 video deal

    • @adilg7078
      @adilg7078 4 года назад +3

      Amazing world of gumball?

    • @LoverLikeNoOther
      @LoverLikeNoOther 4 года назад

      😐😐😐

    • @Barabbas-q7l
      @Barabbas-q7l 4 года назад

      Facts. All these boomers with peepee hair holding a long ass conversation while getting a haircut.

  • @fablewalker4347
    @fablewalker4347 4 года назад +851

    You can tell this just happened to him and he’s devastated

    • @mauiss
      @mauiss 4 года назад +43

      with all those insults that have mentioned, yes

    • @kstreet6265
      @kstreet6265 4 года назад +5

      LMFAOOO

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 4 года назад +4

      DeltaStream3356 ikr

    • @peeweelongway3760
      @peeweelongway3760 4 года назад +1

      @@Jobe-13 I just hope he doesnt commit driving off a mountain. Were worried Griffy. Please just come home

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. 4 года назад

      Ikr!?

  • @DromeTrades
    @DromeTrades 4 года назад +1083

    "My leg head shaped ass from SpongeBob"
    I'ma use that one from now on

    • @JaeOsama904
      @JaeOsama904 4 года назад +20

      "can't wait for school tomorrow" uglahh

    • @velileon101
      @velileon101 4 года назад +8

      Slime he too excited to tell them classmates that dumb line 😭😂

    • @--BACKTFUP
      @--BACKTFUP 4 года назад +1

      Slime CRYING 😭💀

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. 4 года назад

      BRUH 🤣

    • @TG-iy9yl
      @TG-iy9yl 4 года назад

      Let little bruh be great 😆😆

  • @sergeantmacnuggets1132
    @sergeantmacnuggets1132 3 года назад +553

    He literally save that barbers life by interrupting him bc that man was seconds away from getting strangled by his own wire.

    • @johnnydangerous5971
      @johnnydangerous5971 3 года назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mel_iodas
      @Mel_iodas 3 года назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dsadasdsafesdafsdf9392
    @dsadasdsafesdafsdf9392 4 года назад +1548

    griffy: waiting for his haircut
    his barber: *let me strangle my self real quick*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +1937

    So this is how Kratos lost his hair.

    • @solomonlee4608
      @solomonlee4608 4 года назад +20

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache go somewhere kid

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 4 года назад +7

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache
      Yep, pretty much!

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 4 года назад +2

      @@solomonlee4608 rr ruclips.net/video/tQKUFjhFDTM/видео.html

    • @neporep9645
      @neporep9645 4 года назад +1

      @@solomonlee4608 .

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 года назад +2

      Yep that's sums it up

  • @TheOther-Dude
    @TheOther-Dude 4 года назад +2038

    Longbeachgriffy: literally screaming at himself.
    Me: Damn that's a nice cowboy be bop poster

    • @splashman187
      @splashman187 4 года назад +21

      FACTS

    • @MichaelHill-sg8ks
      @MichaelHill-sg8ks 4 года назад +13

      I see I wasn't the only one.

    • @dreamerkid662
      @dreamerkid662 4 года назад +5

      The Other Dude you’re not the only one my g 😂 had my boy Spike in the cut (no pun intended)

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 4 года назад

      @@dreamerkid662 edeevruclips.net/video/tQKUFjhFDTM/видео.html

    • @troybarnes7387
      @troybarnes7387 4 года назад

      FAX!

  • @Khyon521
    @Khyon521 3 года назад +357

    “YOU COME IN HERE EVERY 2 WEEKS TO GET YOUR *SCALPT* LINED UP”
    Lfmao

  • @zachwithnok
    @zachwithnok 4 года назад +900

    "That's why you wear hats in all your videos, cause you're bald."
    "No, I... I like hats. That's why I wear hats..."

    • @UnfamiliarIntimacy
      @UnfamiliarIntimacy 4 года назад +36

      XXI Grams
      "Shut the FUCK up, nigga. Bitch ass. AN-"

    • @supremegod1062
      @supremegod1062 4 года назад

      Unfamiliar Intimacy0070 ???

    • @Yajsey
      @Yajsey 4 года назад

      @@supremegod1062 he's quoting the video

    • @supremegod1062
      @supremegod1062 4 года назад

      Xaz oh lol I thought he was cursing him out

    • @zachwithnok
      @zachwithnok 4 года назад

      @@supremegod1062 Haha nah, we're good. Still got my hat on

  • @EddZone
    @EddZone 4 года назад +1820

    "That's why you wear a hat in all your videos."
    Griffy: Shattering the Fourth Wall since sliced bread.

    • @jigzo78
      @jigzo78 4 года назад +53

      "....i like hats"

    • @Mr.Cynical
      @Mr.Cynical 4 года назад +35

      "SHUT THE FUCK UP, NIGGA!!"

    • @danielrushing55
      @danielrushing55 4 года назад +6

      Edd Zone I read that as he was saying it

    • @cliffordpierre-louis7883
      @cliffordpierre-louis7883 4 года назад +1

      @@danielrushing55 same

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 4 года назад

      @@cliffordpierre-louis7883 dwdw ruclips.net/video/tQKUFjhFDTM/видео.html

  • @Yaelliora
    @Yaelliora 3 года назад +157

    "I like hats, that's why I wear hats.." man I felt so bad for Griffy 🥺

  • @crentailsauc3278
    @crentailsauc3278 4 года назад +12972

    he was just saying kobe was the greatest a week b4 he died tho thats so crazy

  • @warbeastgolem7054
    @warbeastgolem7054 4 года назад +2303

    When you realise he was roasting himself the whole time

    • @LynxDoodles
      @LynxDoodles 4 года назад +3

      I love you Huma khan

    • @warbeastgolem7054
      @warbeastgolem7054 4 года назад +1

      Huma Khan Same

    • @warbeastgolem7054
      @warbeastgolem7054 4 года назад +1

      Huma Khan NOTYYYY stalkinggg 😂😂😂😂😭

    • @LynxDoodles
      @LynxDoodles 4 года назад +1

      @@warbeastgolem7054 BWHAHAA NOTY PROLLY TALKING ABOUT THE SHOW AGAIN "sAmE" 😂😂😂😂

    • @warbeastgolem7054
      @warbeastgolem7054 4 года назад +1

      @@LynxDoodles yehh yehhh SUURE I was 😈😈

  • @braxtondurley1995
    @braxtondurley1995 4 года назад +1010

    "MY LEG head-shaped ass"
    I cannot even fathom my existence at this point😂😂😂

    • @ShoeHefner757
      @ShoeHefner757 4 года назад +1

      I have a barber skit, not nearly as funny as the 🐐, but still pretty good. ruclips.net/video/FOjrQYFf4P0/видео.html

    • @MidnightSun1986
      @MidnightSun1986 4 года назад +2

      Classic spongebob gag...look it up

    • @ShoeHefner757
      @ShoeHefner757 4 года назад

      MidnightSun1986 referring the the fish characters he mentioned?

    • @supernt100
      @supernt100 4 года назад

      Read this as he said it XD

    • @ppforpresident3975
      @ppforpresident3975 4 года назад

      Spooky Filmz Ent. Nice scheme, intentional making bad shit to attract attention

  • @Sam-om3iu
    @Sam-om3iu Год назад +85

    That smack to the forehead took me out!😂😂😂

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 года назад +822

    You know the barber is angry when he's saying he doesn't need your $20 to do a line-up

  • @Aladdin458
    @Aladdin458 4 года назад +9030

    I love how he dissed himself. Griffy is easily the funniest youtuber ever.

    • @ifeelcoke4347
      @ifeelcoke4347 4 года назад +29

      Hassan Haydari you’re gay because you are the person below an account that says you’re gay.

    • @mrkingdon9552
      @mrkingdon9552 4 года назад +50

      Well there is also Caleb

    • @kara-mari9909
      @kara-mari9909 4 года назад +25

      @@YoungAlienBoy Fuck off.

    • @daywalker3735
      @daywalker3735 4 года назад +7

      @@YoungAlienBoy I'll have you arrested

    • @Mor1adim
      @Mor1adim 4 года назад +3

      @@mrkingdon9552 And Gus Johnson

  • @sugarcube03
    @sugarcube03 4 года назад +1705

    "Your head looks like an index finger"
    *Puts index finger next to head*
    Me: Omg it doo💀

    • @64324037
      @64324037 4 года назад +5

      Does*

    • @mickp3707
      @mickp3707 4 года назад +1

      Do you know how to read ?

    • @virgilhawkins5680
      @virgilhawkins5680 4 года назад +7

      The skull emoji you put look like it too 😂😂😂

    • @at-t1489
      @at-t1489 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sugarcube03
      @sugarcube03 4 года назад +8

      @@mickp3707 I sure do, I just talk like that because of where I live. Hop off my ass

  • @SanctimoniaFeatherdove
    @SanctimoniaFeatherdove 3 года назад +63

    “YO HEAD LOOK LIKE AN INDEX FINGER”
    “👆🏾🙁”
    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @ImpressiveFuture
    @ImpressiveFuture 4 года назад +2220

    Nobody:
    Griffy’s hairline: I’m going home

  • @marcuscoyle8976
    @marcuscoyle8976 4 года назад +578

    “don’t bite the hand that feeds you” -griffy 2020

    • @mauiss
      @mauiss 4 года назад +7

      reminds me of my dentist & my mom

    • @DM-id3yw
      @DM-id3yw 4 года назад +3

      Lol, honestly that quote is not new.

    • @1deadpanman
      @1deadpanman 4 года назад +1

      @@DM-id3yw no way

    • @TriniLush7
      @TriniLush7 4 года назад +1

      Marcus Coyle or nine inch nails lol

    • @marcuscoyle8976
      @marcuscoyle8976 4 года назад +1

      D M lmao ik i said that yesterday

  • @ThisIsTedWhoRU
    @ThisIsTedWhoRU 4 года назад +4436

    is it strange if i feel bad for Griffy getting yelled at by himself lmaooo

    • @KPepper.
      @KPepper. 3 года назад +68

      Empathy

    • @Ekim2F94
      @Ekim2F94 3 года назад +36

      Maybe that’s because he probably heard all that shit since he started making videos and it sucks he had to get it out here

    • @PeachiiWubs
      @PeachiiWubs 3 года назад +14

      MY LEG

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 3 года назад +4

      @@Ekim2F94 yep

    • @orio4155
      @orio4155 3 года назад +6

      I am the 1000th like :D

  • @thehall0fgamer936
    @thehall0fgamer936 Год назад +68

    When he held is index finger up is when I completely lost it😂😂😂😂

  • @frienjie7148
    @frienjie7148 4 года назад +6021

    1:47 “YOU LOOK LIKE A FISH OFF OF SPONGEBOB”
    _my leg!!_
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @KINGBLITZ
      @KINGBLITZ 4 года назад +76

      Classic! If you know you know lol

    • @pyro9309
      @pyro9309 4 года назад +10

      frienjie 😂😂😂

    • @justarandomdreamers1592
      @justarandomdreamers1592 4 года назад +43

      HOW MANY TIMES WE NEED TO YOU LESSON OLD MAN

    • @devontemple4632
      @devontemple4632 4 года назад +12

      "My leg" his head

    • @tyes8392
      @tyes8392 4 года назад +3

      frienjie that gotta hurt

  • @deenguyenfamily2468
    @deenguyenfamily2468 4 года назад +1656

    I thought he was going to accidentally cut his ear off.

    • @yag_gamingxx4985
      @yag_gamingxx4985 4 года назад +49

      Diep Nguyen that’s something calebcity would do

    • @nathandoesstuff2277
      @nathandoesstuff2277 4 года назад +6

      @@yag_gamingxx4985 like when he cut he's eye

    • @shakursteadman8169
      @shakursteadman8169 4 года назад

      Diep Nguyen so extra

    • @RGBY-tv4hg
      @RGBY-tv4hg 4 года назад +1

      We don't have that kinda budget here

    • @Syllence
      @Syllence 4 года назад

      Van Gogh would like to have a word

  • @NoImDirty_D4n
    @NoImDirty_D4n 4 года назад +681

    I was dead when he said his head look like a index finger

    • @apancakehedgehog
      @apancakehedgehog 4 года назад +17

      Yo deadass b. I thought of the thumb monsters off spy kids and it fucked me up

    • @Smooththeking1
      @Smooththeking1 4 года назад +3

      I was dead when he held the finger up lol

    • @officialchickenn
      @officialchickenn 4 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 4 года назад +1

      @@officialchickenn eccruclips.net/video/tQKUFjhFDTM/видео.html

  • @LtKaiser
    @LtKaiser 3 года назад +59

    I like how he makes fun of all his insecurities on the internet so he doesn't have insecurities.

  • @Markbro101
    @Markbro101 4 года назад +1348

    “You gon step to me like this , NiQQa?”
    Had me dead xD

    • @juniort0451
      @juniort0451 4 года назад +21

      niQQa

    • @drevizzy2269
      @drevizzy2269 4 года назад +7

      Brooooooooo

    • @billyomnom
      @billyomnom 4 года назад +13

      1:07

    • @MagicOfBarca
      @MagicOfBarca 4 года назад

      is someone gonna kill you if you type nigga on the internet.....

    • @markobibin4560
      @markobibin4560 4 года назад +4

      @@MagicOfBarca Its because it sounds like niqqa

  • @Rando2930
    @Rando2930 4 года назад +724

    This man literally got roasted and he's just sitting there considering his life choices

    • @michaelgordon1526
      @michaelgordon1526 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 4 года назад +2

      @@michaelgordon1526 eed ruclips.net/video/tQKUFjhFDTM/видео.html

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 4 года назад +1

      @@choicethetaurus this song is fire

    • @itze_
      @itze_ 4 года назад +1

      Not literally

  • @matthewcastaneda8895
    @matthewcastaneda8895 4 года назад +4708

    "MY LEG! Head-shaped ass!"
    I'm literally crying

    • @VivoZzz
      @VivoZzz 3 года назад +77

      I never get this joke until I watch that Spongebob episode...
      Man now that roast is top tier

    • @Stratz321
      @Stratz321 3 года назад +14

      @@VivoZzz what's the episode pleas and what happens?

    • @raymonds7492
      @raymonds7492 3 года назад +9

      @@Stratz321 i guess there's an episode where we finally see the MY LEG guy

    • @danielcj13
      @danielcj13 3 года назад +4

      Griffy videos have really step up my english skils. That kind of structures are not explained in any grammar book

    • @subjectedtosin8115
      @subjectedtosin8115 3 года назад +24

      @@Stratz321 there’s multiple episodes, he’s a recurring character. Just look up “spongebob my leg compilation”.

  • @Gymthingz
    @Gymthingz 7 месяцев назад +3

    20 dollars dam, now that cut is 60.

  • @unspokenx8203
    @unspokenx8203 4 года назад +1618

    0:55 that line real asf “don’t bite the hand that feeds you”

    • @byua1835
      @byua1835 4 года назад +15

      @First Last sure is

    • @zakiminder7211
      @zakiminder7211 4 года назад +1

      you forgot the “nigga!”

  • @w.kamaranjoku1712
    @w.kamaranjoku1712 4 года назад +873

    “To get your scalp lined up, paying me for nothing ”😂

    • @animalistic234
      @animalistic234 4 года назад +7

      If hes stupid enough to pay that much for nothing then I wouldntve said anything if I was the barber👀👀shiiii still money🤣🤣

  • @Simon033
    @Simon033 4 года назад +607

    Bro this is scary how accurate this shit is

    • @shijou2867
      @shijou2867 4 года назад +5

      it happen to me yesterday bruh

    • @Uh_0h_zilla
      @Uh_0h_zilla 4 года назад

      Shijou 😂😂😂

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 4 года назад

      @@Uh_0h_zilla dee ruclips.net/video/tQKUFjhFDTM/видео.html

    • @suiuzi2054
      @suiuzi2054 4 года назад +3

      2041j i swear my old barber was like this. He would stop cutting my hair to tell a long ass story to the whole barber shop. That shit had me pissed but I didn’t want to say anything lol i just stop going there

    • @davidortiz3094
      @davidortiz3094 4 года назад +2

      I tell my barber to hurry up. All that talking has me get up & head out

  • @darlescharwin5307
    @darlescharwin5307 3 года назад +76

    Went to a barber who was exactly like this. Then he’d take phone calls and argue with people on the phone on top of it. Took over an hour to do a 10 minute cut.

    • @emontrewaters3530
      @emontrewaters3530 2 года назад +3

      I remember when barbers did that shit with me they was auguring on the phone with someone and taking for ever to do my hair on top of that they was having a long ass conversation with there barber friends who was taken for ever on their mans to

    • @Trip1eIsHim
      @Trip1eIsHim 2 года назад +1

      I know I’m a year late but when they do that, that’s when u know u at a good barbershop

  • @laurenmillers6716
    @laurenmillers6716 4 года назад +3785

    “B-BALD”😂😂

    • @mukahazah8998
      @mukahazah8998 4 года назад +5

      loooolzzz

    • @madebybroovy
      @madebybroovy 4 года назад +14

      Sounds like a upcoming mainstream rapper

    • @QFerg
      @QFerg 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @indmslikedeez8005
      @indmslikedeez8005 4 года назад

      @@madebybroovy 😂😂😂😂

    • @justtry8552
      @justtry8552 4 года назад +18

      I think it was "be bald". Like, embrace that shit.

  • @josephs.7960
    @josephs.7960 4 года назад +505

    This hit too close to home, with the cable turning and everything

    • @junoking
      @junoking 4 года назад +12

      Joseph S. It’s even worse when it happens at the dentist and your just sitting there with your mouth open.

    • @mmmmscrumptious433
      @mmmmscrumptious433 4 года назад +2

      @@YoungAlienBoy Dude what? Shut the fuck up

    • @josephs.7960
      @josephs.7960 4 года назад

      Reported his ass

  • @kalebdaniels6784
    @kalebdaniels6784 4 года назад +309

    THE WAY HE WRAPPED HIMSELF IN THE CORDS😭

  • @Matt-ym3if
    @Matt-ym3if 3 года назад +31

    Griffey’s writing is so good I love how he makes the babbling idiots sound in the background

  • @yaboilink2359
    @yaboilink2359 4 года назад +1116

    Spike just back there witnessing mans yelling at himself like: *Tank starts playing intensely*

    • @Vandal_Hawk63
      @Vandal_Hawk63 4 года назад +16

      See you space cowboy

    • @yaboilink2359
      @yaboilink2359 4 года назад +2

      @0-KINGSLOTH-0 get everybody and this stuff together...

  • @fear_8061
    @fear_8061 4 года назад +7637

    Kobe passed away a week after this video RIP

    • @2047-k5x
      @2047-k5x 4 года назад +198

      Wait...really!!?!?!??!?

    • @lynnetopara
      @lynnetopara 4 года назад +71

      20 47 sadly

    • @justinpettit3432
      @justinpettit3432 4 года назад +222

      If Griffy was the simpsons or something people would call him "predictive programming" for doing a Kobe related video before he died

    • @deathstriker233j6
      @deathstriker233j6 4 года назад +11

      Fear dont gotta bring it up

    • @Yaqar_yadya
      @Yaqar_yadya 4 года назад +7

      @John Wayne where are facts?..any video liniks??

  • @redultra4324
    @redultra4324 4 года назад +676

    I started coughing up blood when the barber just slapped his forehead

    • @dimitriventura820
      @dimitriventura820 4 года назад +4

      Red Ultra blood?! 🥺

    • @rocklee4888
      @rocklee4888 4 года назад +4

      Tf

    • @JesusChristDenton_7
      @JesusChristDenton_7 4 года назад +1

      You reminded me of this. :) at 1:40ish ruclips.net/video/Y0MLa2LY-28/видео.html

    • @tonyochoa9544
      @tonyochoa9544 4 года назад +4

      Ion know bro, you gotta get that checked up

    • @dequindrickw
      @dequindrickw 4 года назад +3

      It's a Chinese saying guys lol

  • @misterairborne654
    @misterairborne654 3 года назад +58

    I still love that Griffy is playing a character calling himself bald, and that character, himself, is also bald. It's like he's in a toxic relationship with his split personalities.

  • @KnewCummer
    @KnewCummer 4 года назад +3951

    The barber was right! “Kobe could do it all!”
    RIP Kobe

    • @shubhsethi2ndchannel88
      @shubhsethi2ndchannel88 4 года назад +8

      Eder ur awesome bro #caslutnerd

    • @ja.3478
      @ja.3478 4 года назад +104

      Except pass the ball

    • @KnewCummer
      @KnewCummer 4 года назад +30

      U. A. He could pass, he just chose not to!

    • @BLstudios
      @BLstudios 4 года назад +42

      Except landing the helicopter

    • @allcinionexplainsitall5869
      @allcinionexplainsitall5869 4 года назад +13

      BL studios whoa whoa. You think that’s funny ok 👍 would laugh until I’m in tears if I heard you got be headed. What’s wrong with you did your parents not teach you respect, you should never speak ill on the dead.

  • @CcSnipess
    @CcSnipess 4 года назад +1094

    "You look like a fish off of spongebob"
    Noooo why he do himself like that 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andrewstarr8062
    @andrewstarr8062 4 года назад +2710

    Damn watching this after hearing about Kobe... that's crazy RIP

    • @i.am.ronin.
      @i.am.ronin. 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣

    • @Sognik
      @Sognik 4 года назад +22

      Domingo Felipe whats wrong with you kid

    • @mitch2456
      @mitch2456 4 года назад +8

      Sognik I personally don’t know why people are getting sad about kobe’s death :\ I watched basketball, love the game but I don’t see the point. When I heard about his death I was like ‘damn that’s tough’

    • @HermesAmani
      @HermesAmani 4 года назад +21

      Proxivity cause it’s a human being? Tf is wrong with you heartless ass nigga😂

    • @malachi5117
      @malachi5117 4 года назад +5

      @@mitch2456 you're stupid

  • @clayblunt693
    @clayblunt693 3 года назад +42

    I feel like this is his anxiety at night personified into fictional situations lol

    • @namyuri5543
      @namyuri5543 3 года назад +1

      Nah it looks like he had some incident in barbershop and so he had idea to make this video and it just happened that hes bald so he used it 2 roast himself

  • @reverse7205
    @reverse7205 4 года назад +482

    Barbers really the one with your life in they hand
    They the ones who decide if you getting laid or laughed at after you leave

    • @jpitt90
      @jpitt90 4 года назад +30

      GuyTryingToBeRecognized n they really can mess up ur wholee day that’s y i stay patient in that seat n hopefully no one don’t compare LBJ to KB because it’s gonna be another Long ass day in the 💈 lol

    • @the-engneer
      @the-engneer 4 года назад +3

      If you let a barber control your life that much, then you really need some changes in your life

    • @jpitt90
      @jpitt90 4 года назад

      The Engineer trust me no man or woman controls me not even an low budget cheap barber lol

    • @taetm8868
      @taetm8868 4 года назад +1

      Hmm so this is why my brother took 4 hours to get his hair cut on december 24th.

    • @quizzlybear
      @quizzlybear 4 года назад +8

      @@the-engneer You took this comment WAAAYY too seriously.

  • @OfentseMwaseFilms
    @OfentseMwaseFilms 3 года назад +5174

    Love the way he pulls the clippers, twist up first!

  • @assassinskillz123
    @assassinskillz123 4 года назад +1007

    He legit just roasted himself, takes someone really confident and secure to do that

    • @calliesmith2845
      @calliesmith2845 4 года назад +62

      🥴 I roast myself all the time and I'm not secure or confident f

    • @aheartonfire7191
      @aheartonfire7191 4 года назад +5

      ASSASSIN SKILLZ I do that all the time lol

    • @sandwich8240
      @sandwich8240 4 года назад +9

      Not really

    • @jdblue8821
      @jdblue8821 4 года назад +39

      No it doesn't wtf have you heard of low self-esteem? People with low self-esteem roast themselves all the time...

    • @introvertedwall44
      @introvertedwall44 4 года назад +17

      I have low self esteem, I look at the mirror and roast myself before taking a shower.
      Thing is, I roast myself so hard.. It makes me NOT want to take a shower anymore.
      Nobody wants me whether i'm hygienic or not anyhow.
      ( ._.)

  • @CappinCapper
    @CappinCapper 3 года назад +18

    The “Im going home… I’m going.. home..” would of made this masterpiece into a picasso piece

  • @katssery
    @katssery 4 года назад +4251

    1:00 Imagine actually getting hit like that LMAO

    • @Xnm
      @Xnm 4 года назад +339

      so much disrespect LMAO

    • @thedarkspirit5084
      @thedarkspirit5084 4 года назад +146

      Especially if your boss does that.

    • @Za1naa
      @Za1naa 4 года назад +94

      Twice 🤣

    • @Flyingsandwiches-nr1zc
      @Flyingsandwiches-nr1zc 4 года назад +24

      Lmfao😂😂😂😂 bruhhh i would literally walk out.

    • @mondongo9323
      @mondongo9323 4 года назад +28

      @Kosename tf ok that's weird

  • @magicmike0pen
    @magicmike0pen 4 года назад +4656

    "your head looks like an index finger" *looks at camera while holding up index* LOL!!!!!

    • @1017KitchenBoy
      @1017KitchenBoy 3 года назад +36

      He was pointed it to the mirror like it’s an actual barber shop

    • @bareason4373
      @bareason4373 3 года назад +11

      Ngl kinda afraid he would make himself throw up again

    • @StanbyMode
      @StanbyMode 3 года назад +6

      He looks more like a thumb

    • @zabenaleid2547
      @zabenaleid2547 3 года назад +3

      I was the thousandth like eeeeeee

    • @rickeyeaster1176
      @rickeyeaster1176 3 года назад +2

      Hahaha

  • @Merc_55
    @Merc_55 4 года назад +518

    His neighbors be like, why don’t they just divorce already

  • @mrankles7465
    @mrankles7465 7 месяцев назад +6

    “That n-word wouldn’t pass the ball on a fast break” 😂😂😂😂😂😂LMAO IM DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mannyramirez6443
    @mannyramirez6443 4 года назад +3072

    The way the razor backed up when he said “I bet he can’t beat Lebron.”😂 0:19

    • @brucelston
      @brucelston 4 года назад +51

      Lol best part

    • @jayden8751
      @jayden8751 4 года назад +50

      It be the little things that work the best

    • @writersblockerrday1672
      @writersblockerrday1672 4 года назад +48

      Nah 0:33 was the best lol

    • @dontel2010
      @dontel2010 4 года назад +15

      The subtle shit lol he waited for the whole insult to finish before he pulled back

    • @acruzro95
      @acruzro95 Год назад

      Accurate as hell though hahahaha.
      I'm from the DR even in the DR people be having that argument lmao

  • @lilrayy2746
    @lilrayy2746 4 года назад +724

    “Mommy the man next door is talking to himself again”

    • @DP-99
      @DP-99 4 года назад +4

      @Swag Man1250 He's not your dad.

  • @candiigurl7893
    @candiigurl7893 4 года назад +770

    "Why do you even come in here? You don't have any hair!"
    This reminds me of that scene in the Silly Songs when Larry was looking for his hairbrush: "Why do you need a hairbrush- you don't have any haiiirrr!"

    • @jessiec2220
      @jessiec2220 4 года назад +6

      Water buffaloooo

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 4 года назад

      @@jessiec2220 wddw ruclips.net/video/tQKUFjhFDTM/видео.html

    • @tee4797
      @tee4797 4 года назад +7

      OH WHERRREEEE IS MY HAIRBRUSH?

    • @ChastityFaye1
      @ChastityFaye1 4 года назад

      candiigurl7893 I make short comedy skits

    • @candiigurl7893
      @candiigurl7893 4 года назад +3

      @@jessiec2220 Everybody's got a water buffalo! Your's is fast, and mine is slow! Where we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalooooooooooo!"

  • @hdguy5
    @hdguy5 Год назад +5

    Might be my favorite Grif video ever, I keep coming back to it 😂

  • @pneumon6990
    @pneumon6990 4 года назад +650

    When you realise that griffy is just roasting himself
    edit: Holy crap i didn't expect this many people to like this comment, it's like you people don't have anything else to do

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 4 года назад +17

      Honestly for a couple seconds there I thought it was two different people

    • @vastroy6307
      @vastroy6307 4 года назад +3

      Iamsteal the best self reflection

  • @grasssos
    @grasssos 4 года назад +562

    I think thats Griffys way to finally deal with his baldness

  • @noah6889
    @noah6889 4 года назад +443

    "Your head looks like an index finger"
    Omg that that cracked me up

    • @lunabearsong2043
      @lunabearsong2043 4 года назад +10

      And then he holds his index finger up for comparison! Hahahahahahaha!

    • @Bread-lh4fl
      @Bread-lh4fl 4 года назад +1

      Same.

    • @DV-ou1yu
      @DV-ou1yu 4 года назад +1

      @@lunabearsong2043 that caught me off guard lol

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 4 года назад

      @@DV-ou1yu frf ruclips.net/video/tQKUFjhFDTM/видео.html

    • @DV-ou1yu
      @DV-ou1yu 4 года назад

      @@sampwassa428 go fuck yourself

  • @officermcdankins591
    @officermcdankins591 3 года назад +40

    Griff always makes me feel bad for him by roasting himself 😂

  • @madster01
    @madster01 4 года назад +735

    I legit went to check if he always was wearing hats. That’s some Mandela effect because I WAS SURE he wasn’t 😂

    • @proof-xx1vv
      @proof-xx1vv 4 года назад +38

      what? just look to the right and in every thumbnail he wears a hat, even a damn cowboy hat. BRUH

    • @blueberry7383
      @blueberry7383 4 года назад +11

      He doesn't have in these
      ruclips.net/video/Me684hRvRF4/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/6n1uBsrPYpI/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/514GC9blrHA/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/Z8WtN8hwbEs/видео.html

    • @SeraphofEden
      @SeraphofEden 4 года назад +7

      It's rare to see him without one. I've never seen his hair until now.

    • @DwynTwo
      @DwynTwo 4 года назад

      @Viper Hareous Bruh you're taking this way too seriously bruh

    • @qris196
      @qris196 4 года назад

      lol me too ;OO

  • @moemoney7610
    @moemoney7610 4 года назад +505

    Why he smack his forehead like that though 😂💀

    • @josh7379
      @josh7379 4 года назад +9

      i like you are profile picture

  • @arthurmorgan3620
    @arthurmorgan3620 4 года назад +371

    "You look like a character from spongebob" literally my knees went numb

  • @plague1449
    @plague1449 3 года назад +32

    Imagine this is Griffy’s way of venting about shit he hates or something. Damn genius if it is

  • @Zay__zay2k
    @Zay__zay2k 4 года назад +175

    When he said "you come in every 2 weeks to get yo scalp lined up"
    My scalp felt that

    • @gains1987
      @gains1987 4 года назад +1

      Zay Zay2k 😂😂

  • @aribazariba7382
    @aribazariba7382 4 года назад +530

    Man i genuinely felt bad for griffy even tho he was roasting himself lmao

    • @threezus7740
      @threezus7740 4 года назад +4

      CalebCity is the only other person who's made me feel this way 😂

  • @jellysquad4707
    @jellysquad4707 4 года назад +374

    I bet I'm the not the only person that when it's their turn the barber is going for something to eat

    • @Ben10boy01
      @Ben10boy01 4 года назад +5

      That's why I only go by appointments 😂💯

    • @txiyonydo6
      @txiyonydo6 4 года назад +5

      I swear to fuckin god

    • @josephjoneslv1292
      @josephjoneslv1292 4 года назад +2

      Real talk!

    • @zayscovers8813
      @zayscovers8813 4 года назад +1

      omm, lmaooo

    • @fatboy4699
      @fatboy4699 4 года назад +2

      The barber think you a bitch then,you scared to ask who got next in the shop???

  • @bryanaguilar2911
    @bryanaguilar2911 3 года назад +23

    The zoom out makes him look like mega mind.

  • @umchile4990
    @umchile4990 4 года назад +243

    I just realized he never showed his head to us lol

    • @topemeister3000
      @topemeister3000 4 года назад +11

      Notgonnapologize just waiting on that dick reveal now bruh #kodakblack #swaelee also free my nigga Bobby Shmurda

    • @thisguy9214
      @thisguy9214 4 года назад +6

      T Alakiu-Marquis if we didn’t get it in the manscaped video we not getting it... on this website

    • @topemeister3000
      @topemeister3000 4 года назад +3

      This Guy hol’ tight on that griffy onlyfans drop, releasing in collaboration with whole lotta red and eternal atake

    • @m8fright
      @m8fright 4 года назад +6

      He has

    • @Nyasiaaaaaa
      @Nyasiaaaaaa 4 года назад +5

      Notgonnapologize he did in the “how mass shootings happen” video and others..

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 года назад +299

    My barber would always be getting distracted by all the hair I'm covered in

    • @NathanBlackberry
      @NathanBlackberry 4 года назад +16

      *I wouldn't want to see a shaved Bigfoot*

    • @wonderland.5
      @wonderland.5 4 года назад

      @@NathanBlackberry dede ruclips.net/video/tQKUFjhFDTM/видео.html

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 4 года назад

      @@wonderland.5 good song jalia

    • @pvinixje6852
      @pvinixje6852 4 года назад +3

      Stop being every where 😭😂

    • @shadow1150zz
      @shadow1150zz 4 года назад

      But why do you shave your hair.... Don't you have fur? Like shedding fur?! You don't need to!!! Bigfoot lookin like he wants to go home...
      (I tried)

  • @Septiccatgaming
    @Septiccatgaming 4 года назад +463

    What makes this funnier is that it’s him talking to himself.

    • @ChastityFaye1
      @ChastityFaye1 4 года назад

      IloveCzechRepublic 😂😂🤣

    • @beerich2872
      @beerich2872 4 года назад +2

      IloveCzechRepublic Thinking about in depth that shit is hard to do ,camera gotta be a certain way to make it look like more than one person and the audio has to be played a certain way to get the arguing just right

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 4 года назад

      @Man Like B rfffr ruclips.net/video/tQKUFjhFDTM/видео.html

    • @lambro3001
      @lambro3001 4 года назад

      Say whattt?? Nooo.. This aint the same dude! No wayyy! Whaaattt??? OMG!

  • @Zebra_Cakes
    @Zebra_Cakes Год назад +5

    “You look like a fish off of SpongeBob” 😂😂💀
    I lost it lmao

  • @dan._.5720
    @dan._.5720 4 года назад +477

    “You look like a fish of spongebob, my leg head shaped ass”
    I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣 great stuff man.

  • @TRILLTheTEXAN
    @TRILLTheTEXAN 4 года назад +717

    Left hand: Lifts to aggressively pat bigass forehead
    Left hand: * transforms into right hand *

    • @Alexgaby15Channel
      @Alexgaby15Channel 4 года назад +2

      he could have just put his left hand slightly to his right and then hit himself

    • @amadeus5539
      @amadeus5539 4 года назад +2

      @@Alexgaby15Channel man the thumb doesn't switch positions like that

    • @realone563
      @realone563 4 года назад

      @@amadeus5539 lmaooo

    • @Alexgaby15Channel
      @Alexgaby15Channel 4 года назад

      @@amadeus5539 i said what he could have done to make it look good. I know he hit himself with his right. He should have hit himself with his left, and position it to his right so it looks like the other guy's lefy

    • @amadeus5539
      @amadeus5539 4 года назад

      @@Alexgaby15Channel oh ok got you

  • @PrincipalSkinner3190
    @PrincipalSkinner3190 4 года назад +902

    Only a real comedian can roast himself like this 😂

    • @Mor1adim
      @Mor1adim 4 года назад

      Rodney Dangerfield anyone?

    • @egebabus3423
      @egebabus3423 4 года назад

      "Comedian"

    • @egebabus3423
      @egebabus3423 4 года назад

      Comedians are like dogs they do what public wants.Griffy is different

    • @snrnsjd
      @snrnsjd 4 года назад

      😂

  • @rossgeller6650
    @rossgeller6650 3 месяца назад +1

    "to cut..nothing" he did himself dirty

  • @ax432
    @ax432 4 года назад +1308

    Nobody:
    Griffy: *Slaps himself twice on the forehead*

    • @cello_thomaz1557
      @cello_thomaz1557 4 года назад

      Lmfaaaooooooo ⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰⚰⚰ Rofl

    • @faizfrez2729
      @faizfrez2729 4 года назад

      Also griffy: *slaps air twice*

    • @isla2202
      @isla2202 4 года назад

      not funny

    • @Sarah-rf5rj
      @Sarah-rf5rj 4 года назад

      Self-abuse is no joke my dude

    • @kilaswas
      @kilaswas 4 года назад

      He could have had a V8

  • @moo1675
    @moo1675 4 года назад +1993

    “And you gon step to me like this, n i c c a” 1:08

  • @DJSolheim
    @DJSolheim 4 года назад +462

    This channel in a nutshell: every angry thought that you ever had.

    • @valentinaespinoza8526
      @valentinaespinoza8526 4 года назад +1

      It's like monster inc but instead of fear he transforms anger into laughs lol

    • @kursor52
      @kursor52 4 года назад

      @idrees force Making the world a better place.

  • @smaug9833
    @smaug9833 2 года назад +8

    Never piss off the barber, watch your tone, watch your words, exchange nothing but pleasantries.