Getting drafted for WW3

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Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @KmanKimeonOBryant
    @KmanKimeonOBryant 4 года назад +6780

    “we got human shields”
    “WHAT?”

    • @dammithatty
      @dammithatty 4 года назад +27

      So Guys its the battle cats all over again

    • @maui2745
      @maui2745 4 года назад +45

      bts fanbase: *sweats*

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 4 года назад +2

      @@maui2745 ruclips.net/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/видео.html

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 4 года назад +4

      @@choicethetaurus yo that song was so fire

    • @jackjack9066
      @jackjack9066 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RicePho
    @RicePho 4 года назад +14598

    When America send in the "Special" forces to the battlefield.

    • @RicePho
      @RicePho 4 года назад +729

      ......The joke flew right over you so hard.

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 4 года назад +101

      headlight 811 r/woooosh

    • @HelvecioGomes
      @HelvecioGomes 4 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 4 года назад +20

      meme lord the fuck did you say to me you little shit

    • @muzankibutsuji622
      @muzankibutsuji622 4 года назад +6

      *Has Joined the Chat*

  • @Toby-kd6gt
    @Toby-kd6gt 2 года назад +5478

    "Retarded niggas can't open doors."
    That line had me crying fr.

  • @shadowbomber6252
    @shadowbomber6252 2 года назад +1639

    He had me at “We gonna put them on the front lines. Unloaded guns of course “ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alphacraig2001
    @alphacraig2001 4 года назад +5905

    When you see the school shooter on the front lines:
    "When I asked for reinforcements, I didn't think they'd send a Spartan."

  • @kevinp.8407
    @kevinp.8407 4 года назад +20154

    ARMY: We said special forces not special needs.

    • @jjbaglazer_
      @jjbaglazer_ 4 года назад +244

      This needs more likes lmaoooo

    • @adamthompson8865
      @adamthompson8865 4 года назад +77

      Army*

    • @rulezzx-
      @rulezzx- 4 года назад +31

      grim grim underrated

    • @Larc3069
      @Larc3069 4 года назад +4

      HAHAAHHAAH

    • @SavantGardeEX
      @SavantGardeEX 4 года назад +12

      Says the guy that cant even spell a 4 letter word.

  • @dangogonns4408
    @dangogonns4408 5 месяцев назад +172

    NO WAY THIS WAS 4 YEARS AGO

    • @k.i.a6433
      @k.i.a6433 5 месяцев назад +16

      Feels like 14 months tbh

    • @leroyrodgers6089
      @leroyrodgers6089 4 месяца назад +3

      Griffy can see into the future apparently.

    • @BlackRose369.
      @BlackRose369. 3 месяца назад

      ​@@leroyrodgers6089or the past

    • @Vishnu-rf5wk
      @Vishnu-rf5wk 3 месяца назад +1

      Yeah time flies lol, I remembered this vedio like I watched it last month but I hadn't watched it since it came out in January 2020 😂

    • @Nik-rx9rj
      @Nik-rx9rj 2 месяца назад +1

      We might actually hit WWIII this time

  • @lordfufuXL
    @lordfufuXL 19 дней назад +18

    This aged well

  • @999fallen
    @999fallen 4 года назад +6096

    Don’t complain about him not saying “I’m going home” he was already home lol

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +5

      Don't complain about my face just watch my videos i am better than your favorite RUclips Master

    • @hisoka4595
      @hisoka4595 4 года назад +47

      @@AxxLAfriku no you ain't

    • @dontcomplain5556
      @dontcomplain5556 4 года назад +2

      😳

    • @awiawi117
      @awiawi117 4 года назад

      xd 👀

    • @Hafer_
      @Hafer_ 4 года назад +5

      I mean if he had said I'm going home while already being at home that'd have been funny too. So funny it'd have been retarded.

  • @CpTheDriller103
    @CpTheDriller103 4 года назад +15953

    When he gets to Iran:
    “I’m going home”

  • @koryleonard8147
    @koryleonard8147 2 года назад +260

    "It's a plus for us. We got human shields" 😭😭😂

  • @Feature0311
    @Feature0311 Год назад +91

    "Sir, we can't draft him. He's ret*rded sir."
    "Perfect! The Marines could use a man like him!"

  • @thegamingapprentice4022
    @thegamingapprentice4022 2 года назад +17606

    Get ready boys, this about to become relevant.

  • @j2rs85
    @j2rs85 4 года назад +5136

    *global tensions escalate*
    Memers: it’s free real estate

    • @bOmBAsTiK
      @bOmBAsTiK 4 года назад +8

      This has so many likes and I have no idea what this means, dammit!!!

    • @paracxsm_moon5976
      @paracxsm_moon5976 4 года назад

      Reel JSan LMAOO, I was your 1,000th like

    • @danielz-v4083
      @danielz-v4083 4 года назад +10

      Reel JSan this legit reminds me of that one scene in “Spiderman Far from home”, in which there is a goofy ass montage of the dead heroes from Thanos invasion. I remember some dipshits said online “the movies makes fun of the world ending events that happened previously “. I mean, dude, if ww3 happened right now, people would meme the shit out of anything in less than 2hours

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 4 года назад

      Call me Carson was right

    • @bOmBAsTiK
      @bOmBAsTiK 4 года назад +1

      @@MeanBeanComedy Ha! That's wassup, good look!

  • @shokurt1
    @shokurt1 20 дней назад +13

    We all came back after draft buzz 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @lordfufuXL
      @lordfufuXL 19 дней назад +1

      Ye woman included now

  • @Chavez96PR
    @Chavez96PR 2 месяца назад +18

    RUclips think they slick recommending this to me in 2024 😅

    • @hollow3d
      @hollow3d 2 месяца назад +1

      More relevant now than it was back then.

    • @aliciabell6688
      @aliciabell6688 22 дня назад

      Funny how, 4 years ago we didn't get any new wars.

  • @benj1236
    @benj1236 4 года назад +3423

    *This is the scene that didn't make the Mulan movie.*

    • @yeyegshsjkrkrheheysteyeheh4973
      @yeyegshsjkrkrheheysteyeheh4973 4 года назад +9

      How did you think that was funny

    • @obi-wankenobi4337
      @obi-wankenobi4337 4 года назад +21

      @@yeyegshsjkrkrheheysteyeheh4973 What's funny about it is that it's stupid. By funny I mean dumb

    • @will_hunt_music
      @will_hunt_music 4 года назад +6

      @@yeyegshsjkrkrheheysteyeheh4973 that made me CACKLE idk what you're on

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/видео.html

    • @blackatheist6549
      @blackatheist6549 4 года назад +1

      Let's get down to business, to defeat IRAN

  • @babefett8020
    @babefett8020 4 года назад +3441

    Disability program: *shows up*
    US Army: We didn't expect special forces

    • @troha_halen
      @troha_halen 4 года назад +76

      That's the point, sergeant.

    • @justcallmekai1554
      @justcallmekai1554 4 года назад +29

      "These special forces are used for disabling the targets sense of resolve only to be stomped by a man in a wheelchair"

    • @saltytattie833
      @saltytattie833 4 года назад +4

      Spartans!? Where did they come from?

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 4 года назад +5

      "Didn't think they'd send the special needs corps"

    • @alexkanga9131
      @alexkanga9131 4 года назад

      😂😂

  • @KRISIS1451
    @KRISIS1451 9 месяцев назад +35

    This Draft is rated E. That means everyone.

    • @uncoiledfish2561
      @uncoiledfish2561 2 месяца назад +2

      Ima just identify as female 😉😅

    • @Mariana-du3vv
      @Mariana-du3vv 10 дней назад

      @@uncoiledfish2561that will not help this time

  • @hankb9042
    @hankb9042 2 года назад +92

    Nothing is off-limits for this man. And he is pretty equal as far as making fun of both sides

  • @user-dk8jq6gg1i
    @user-dk8jq6gg1i 4 года назад +22527

    He hit the disabled outta him, damn.

    • @dustinlemieux1945
      @dustinlemieux1945 3 года назад +27

      Hahaha

    • @FatherFoxtrot
      @FatherFoxtrot 3 года назад +142

      Enabled tf outta that nigga ASAP no Rocky

    • @luizations
      @luizations 3 года назад +96

      Being from a country where you actually can get drafted, thats pretty much what happens lmao
      If you act all limp or something they beat your ass on the spot

    • @typea5426
      @typea5426 3 года назад +17

      @@luizations oof

    • @shivankmittal715
      @shivankmittal715 3 года назад +13

      @@luizations 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @degr8andre
    @degr8andre 4 года назад +4960

    About to pull an Avatar, when the war needed him the most he vanished

    • @justsomeguy1014
      @justsomeguy1014 4 года назад +158

      Degr8Andre see you in a hundred years

    • @emmyjr1231
      @emmyjr1231 4 года назад +17

      😂

    • @invaderzim2996
      @invaderzim2996 4 года назад +3

      Degr8Andre ha haaaaaaa that’s funny because it’s true

    • @degr8andre
      @degr8andre 4 года назад

      @@justsomeguy1014 😂

    • @rinne1669
      @rinne1669 4 года назад

      It's funny because he took this from a meme

  • @CapucineNighly
    @CapucineNighly 2 месяца назад +11

    This showed up on my feed again. Yup, y'all know what to do.

  • @gumz5661
    @gumz5661 2 месяца назад +11

    Aged like fine wine

  • @Isam113
    @Isam113 4 года назад +5398

    men with no limbs still get drafted
    *women: ...*

    • @Mila-Nova
      @Mila-Nova 4 года назад +256

      😂 feminism what's that we dont know her. Equality where?😂😂😂

    • @jiggleskittle4655
      @jiggleskittle4655 4 года назад +42

      @@Mila-Nova that's the spirit

    • @swkforeal6811
      @swkforeal6811 4 года назад +68

      You do know that if it really gets down to it, they will draft women as well. There are already women in the navy,marines,and air force. They won't draft a disabled man. Or would they? I hope not cuz then I'm screwed.

    • @Sean_Connery
      @Sean_Connery 4 года назад +46

      Women born after the year 2000 in america have to sign up for the draft, to be fair.

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 4 года назад +35

      No females should be in war the whole point of war is to get stuff and protect women and children.

  • @davidmi1ler773
    @davidmi1ler773 4 года назад +2385

    “you have been drafted to serve in-“
    *slowly pulls out uno reverse card*

    • @garymarroquin4677
      @garymarroquin4677 4 года назад +3

      Yesss let’s do that

    • @brazen9333
      @brazen9333 4 года назад +5

      YOOOUUUUU......Souja boy tell em'

    • @seg162
      @seg162 4 года назад +8

      "...guess I've been double drafted"

    • @6ix9ne93
      @6ix9ne93 4 года назад +2

      Omg im your 1000 like

    • @Gruso57
      @Gruso57 4 года назад +3

      Copy pasta getting 1K likes gtfoh

  • @casmd2131
    @casmd2131 8 месяцев назад +24

    My family has had a proud tradition and history of draftdodging, dating all the way back to World War One up to and including the Vietnam war.

  • @ericrivera5826
    @ericrivera5826 21 день назад +5

    This the first thing I thought of with that draft 😂

  • @glitchxedfix134
    @glitchxedfix134 4 года назад +2062

    "We even got two dead guys guarding the armory"

    • @Sgreenenov13
      @Sgreenenov13 4 года назад +39

      Family Guy?

    • @mr.harrypickle2047
      @mr.harrypickle2047 4 года назад +4

      @@Sgreenenov13 mhm

    • @TiredOfYoutube
      @TiredOfYoutube 4 года назад +9

      "Great news guys! Democracy just kicked in!"

    • @terezihomestuck
      @terezihomestuck 4 года назад +35

      @CHEESEYBALL 2000 is just a guy promoting some music, saved you a click

    • @Jay-nv7ho
      @Jay-nv7ho 4 года назад +9

      CHEESEYBALL 2000 music is ass fuck off nigga

  • @tjflame9524
    @tjflame9524 4 года назад +15271

    When he said “it’s so good it’s retarded”
    I felt that

    • @jaystaynutty7391
      @jaystaynutty7391 4 года назад +47

      Original comment. Totally😐

    • @finalistgamesandmore9608
      @finalistgamesandmore9608 4 года назад +5

      STAR WARS TRILOGY HAHA(the new one)

    • @TEKKENFTW
      @TEKKENFTW 4 года назад +28

      Yeah I exhaled my chromosomes after that line

    • @RiotontheRadioMSCR
      @RiotontheRadioMSCR 4 года назад +26

      This dude really has 2 letters in his account pic.

    • @prim16
      @prim16 4 года назад +13

      @Extreme God of Hate
      0:08 - 0:11 This is what you look like right now

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +628

    This aged well, Putin going to make this to a reality

    • @jilp2002
      @jilp2002 2 года назад +2

      Shut up

    • @nicoleowens2318
      @nicoleowens2318 2 года назад +39

      You spelled "Biden and his puppeteers" wrong

    • @icytube2058
      @icytube2058 2 года назад +2

      Why you change your profile picture?

    • @TheTrainedLamb
      @TheTrainedLamb 2 года назад +2

      First time I've ever seen you without more than 100 likes. Interesting. I'ma screen shot this special moment.

    • @Timmy-mi2ef
      @Timmy-mi2ef 2 года назад

      @@nicoleowens2318 Why are you thinking for yourself? Just believe the president who is obviously mentally fit.

  • @K3VIN21
    @K3VIN21 23 дня назад +5

    They just passed the bill yesterday !!!

  • @ytghop
    @ytghop 4 года назад +2475

    When he sees an Iran soldier:
    “Don’t shoot! Let’s go get some tacos”

    • @maui2745
      @maui2745 4 года назад +46

      sincerely, the mexicans & blacks

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 4 года назад +1

      @Mya Heart fire song

    • @mustafabarak4580
      @mustafabarak4580 4 года назад

      So good

    • @ytghop
      @ytghop 4 года назад +1

      Spectre N7 chill habibi😭I’ll make you some tacos

    • @mustafa_9078
      @mustafa_9078 4 года назад

      @Mya Heart fire ass song

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 года назад +2309

    Goes to Google
    *looks up "how people dodged the draft"*
    *looks up "what diseases made you exempt from the draft"*
    *looks up "can a man get pregnant"*

    • @AZKL313
      @AZKL313 4 года назад +33

      bruh HAHAHAHAHA

    • @ihdenemalek3485
      @ihdenemalek3485 4 года назад +63

      I prefer the guy without the mustache

    • @Wlemyg
      @Wlemyg 4 года назад +12

      @@ihdenemalek3485 same

    • @RM-56
      @RM-56 4 года назад +35

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache *looks up “how to change your sex”*

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 4 года назад +31

      (Fakes death)
      Army: aight lets start recruiting the most freshest deceased they can be fodder and human sand bags
      Me: bead of sweat rolls down head

  • @thisiszayan
    @thisiszayan 2 месяца назад +8

    Shits becoming real AGAIN

  • @northernpenguin2188
    @northernpenguin2188 2 года назад +43

    I'm already practicing my "mentally disabled act". Thank you Griffy

  • @shoesuke1613
    @shoesuke1613 4 года назад +12100

    “It’s part of our disability program, we want everyone to feel accepted” I lost it there

    • @ame6156
      @ame6156 3 года назад +32

      Oi josuke

    • @Amir-iz8eh
      @Amir-iz8eh 3 года назад +15

      Same 😂

    • @jawspinner7825
      @jawspinner7825 3 года назад +4

      I became you 1,100 like

    • @ball1106c
      @ball1106c 2 года назад +5

      That took me out. 😆😆😆

    • @WaliXan
      @WaliXan 2 года назад +5

      😂😂😂I saw this as he was saying it

  • @introverteddawg9805
    @introverteddawg9805 4 года назад +14289

    My man roasted SJWs, Trump and the civilians making excuses in a single video. Damn.

    • @MrKarlozz
      @MrKarlozz 4 года назад +439

      Griffy is a national treasure

    • @dakotasherman632
      @dakotasherman632 4 года назад +188

      He has no chill and it is amazing

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад +114

      That takes talent. And balls.
      But mostly talent.

    • @Picklericksin
      @Picklericksin 4 года назад +167

      As a trump supporter I couldn't help but laugh

    • @gijuki1335
      @gijuki1335 3 года назад +8

      I guess I have to look into another comment section if I wanna find someone with an above average iq.

  • @bigdraco8515
    @bigdraco8515 2 года назад +4

    RUclips think they slick recommending this to me😭

  • @rahmanmuhammad9791
    @rahmanmuhammad9791 23 дня назад +4

    This aged like fine wine😂😂

  • @kotimoto
    @kotimoto 3 года назад +8478

    That rifle butt did a factory reset on him.

  • @mikaelporter8663
    @mikaelporter8663 4 года назад +1358

    Men: I can't go
    US Army: Why not?
    Men: I'm pregnant
    US Army: You are? Even better, 2 soldiers for the price of one

  • @toppboy6281
    @toppboy6281 23 дня назад +7

    So who’s here after the bill has been passed?😂😂😂

  • @yungrek747
    @yungrek747 2 месяца назад +12

    well well well
    guess who's back

  • @haydenlare2079
    @haydenlare2079 4 года назад +3627

    I didn’t know Army recruiters liked My Hero Academia.

    • @haydenlare2079
      @haydenlare2079 4 года назад +72

      4K LØVE It was a joke, he has a My Hero Academia shirt on. I don’t know how I’m mental unless you’re saying that I’m mentally observant?

    • @lahaine7630
      @lahaine7630 4 года назад +15

      Its a Dragon Ball shirt

    • @haydenlare2079
      @haydenlare2079 4 года назад +9

      Sagify No it’s not, it’s All Might and All for One from My Hero Academia

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 4 года назад +1

      @@haydenlare2079 ruclips.net/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/видео.html stop the hate and please like

    • @lilshart7914
      @lilshart7914 4 года назад +1

      Hayden Lare Dragon ball

  • @Vel00
    @Vel00 4 года назад +2383

    "Those mothafuckas gettin' drafted too...."
    Me: *Looking at my crutches across the room.*

    • @chief10133
      @chief10133 4 года назад +19

      Fraisur same, I felt attacked

    • @cahmon3y338
      @cahmon3y338 4 года назад +46

      Your going on the front line boi 😁😂

    • @kilianfinnegan7660
      @kilianfinnegan7660 4 года назад +10

      Me who's actually handicapped

    • @chief10133
      @chief10133 4 года назад +3

      Kilian Finnegan half deaf

    • @kilianfinnegan7660
      @kilianfinnegan7660 4 года назад +5

      Feels bad you can't hear and I can't walk

  • @arjunbist2363
    @arjunbist2363 2 года назад +15

    Ain't no way RUclips recommended this right now after 2 years 💀💀

  • @Dr.Baymax-iu2dd
    @Dr.Baymax-iu2dd 2 месяца назад +5

    finna put the special in special forces.

  • @td003
    @td003 4 года назад +17338

    Iran: declares war on USA
    USA:declares war on Iran
    Germany: declares war on France
    Germany: sorry, force of habit

    • @rishijoshi7989
      @rishijoshi7989 4 года назад +117

      ΘΟΔΩΡΗΣ ΔΟΥΚΑΣ lol

    • @soulyourgrim1164
      @soulyourgrim1164 4 года назад +75

      😆

    • @yush7221
      @yush7221 4 года назад +49

      @@rishijoshi7989 its stolen

    • @rigovalentine
      @rigovalentine 4 года назад +353

      @@yush7221 omg omg omg it's stolen totally.....
      like any cares bro

    • @Unknown-User44
      @Unknown-User44 4 года назад +84

      It's not even funny, because it's an American habit to make war.

  • @vincentt.9845
    @vincentt.9845 4 года назад +4828

    The “we want everybody to feel accepted” part got me dying

  • @dexkani9993
    @dexkani9993 5 месяцев назад +7

    This was 4years early!!!

  • @michaelbrooks7859
    @michaelbrooks7859 2 месяца назад +11

    *Plot Twist*
    It was all Biden's Plan...😅

  • @052096blake
    @052096blake 4 года назад +1771

    When he started naming off the disabled human shields I died

    • @lancomepotatoes5753
      @lancomepotatoes5753 4 года назад +27

      Get you ase from the grave, you gonna get drafted.

    • @Mmvyvub
      @Mmvyvub 4 года назад

      Blake Watson m.ruclips.net/video/RlmkmT3af1E/видео.html

    • @colbertcobene9032
      @colbertcobene9032 4 года назад +4

      CHIRAQ VEVO Visual GARBAGE 🗑

    • @tomzomy6405
      @tomzomy6405 4 года назад

      @@lancomepotatoes5753 it is

    • @tomzomy6405
      @tomzomy6405 4 года назад

      @@lancomepotatoes5753 a fruit.

  • @sankyumiku
    @sankyumiku 3 года назад +12034

    "It's a plus for us, we got human shields."
    Bruh

    • @voided9643
      @voided9643 3 года назад +204

      Wait, no way! You also watched the video?

    • @lupinthethird5784
      @lupinthethird5784 3 года назад +29

      Sounds like Cheney is prosecuting this war

    • @voided9643
      @voided9643 3 года назад +4

      @chimi flipin changas fr

    • @MT-zu2uq
      @MT-zu2uq 3 года назад

      @chimi flipin changas It's the PWD he was referring to, though.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 года назад +12

      South Park's Operation: Get Behind Blackie

  • @fruitpunchsamurai7482
    @fruitpunchsamurai7482 2 года назад +7

    RUclips: "Ay you remember this"
    Me: "😐 bro chill"

  • @gizmo051
    @gizmo051 21 день назад +3

    this man jinx us all

  • @yeaboi8465
    @yeaboi8465 4 года назад +43343

    I guess you could call this division the “Special Forces”

  • @lisa_rue
    @lisa_rue 4 года назад +20360

    Plot twist: he was disabled the dude just hit it out of him
    𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁:
    jeez 20k?! i didnt know finding a cure could be this remarkable

    • @Wlemyg
      @Wlemyg 4 года назад +441

      Oh damn

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 4 года назад +47

      Brontide _ XD!!

    • @pheonixflame2130
      @pheonixflame2130 4 года назад +237

      I always told my wife a good backhand can save a child. But I still got arrested for long term child abuse

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 4 года назад +5

      @CHEESEYBALL 2000 ruclips.net/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/видео.html stop the hate and please like

    • @UNDENIABLEBarttySky
      @UNDENIABLEBarttySky 4 года назад +4

      Domestic Abuse

  • @Dom33fifty5
    @Dom33fifty5 13 дней назад +2

    Ay he gotta bring this back now 😂😂

  • @manuthriftspr4725
    @manuthriftspr4725 2 месяца назад +5

    2024 and this is still relevant

  • @motoharumotoharu
    @motoharumotoharu 4 года назад +1717

    Recruiters: You are drafted.
    *CURRENT MISSION: S U R V I V E*

  • @Otgmjay
    @Otgmjay 4 года назад +3127

    It’s all fun in games till Griffey can’t say
    “I’m going home” anymore

  • @scott-gaming.8834
    @scott-gaming.8834 5 месяцев назад +6

    I remember when this came out.

  • @journeyinspirit
    @journeyinspirit 5 месяцев назад +9

    WELL WELL

  • @SUPERMAN-uf6wk
    @SUPERMAN-uf6wk 4 года назад +1733

    When he gets to iran:
    “look i’m with y’all i’m not trynna shoot”

    • @theemperor1379
      @theemperor1379 4 года назад +23

      Funny thing. In the iran-iraq war, many iraqis did that.

    • @mustafabarak4580
      @mustafabarak4580 4 года назад +2

      Idk why everyone keeps reposting this but imma do the same ruclips.net/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/видео.html

    • @dwatsonj93
      @dwatsonj93 4 года назад +5

      *Dies immediately in a POW camp

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 4 года назад

      gets on the frontlines
      yells to iranian forces: twitter.com/rosemcgowan/status/1212976832544460801

  • @AmethystSnow
    @AmethystSnow 4 года назад +1610

    School shooter on the frontlines: *THIS IS MY CALLING*

  • @tazman98ify
    @tazman98ify 21 день назад +3

    Oh how well this aged 🤣

  • @toasterinmyintestine7156
    @toasterinmyintestine7156 2 года назад +5

    RUclips knows the right time

  • @arnemandanao
    @arnemandanao 4 года назад +3111

    Everyone's a badass until US army knocks into your door

    • @TruthOne313
      @TruthOne313 4 года назад +83

      @Nick Dagrosa I guess see you in jail then

    • @iliaz7057
      @iliaz7057 4 года назад +1

      Homeless life here I come

    • @cowabanga9663
      @cowabanga9663 4 года назад +8

      @HoH SiS wHAt If

    • @DorronSylve
      @DorronSylve 4 года назад

      arne mandanao 😂😂😂😂.
      WW3 : Preparing for the Draft ruclips.net/video/kH3QyrJV230/видео.html

    • @mrflip-flop3198
      @mrflip-flop3198 4 года назад +1

      It's "everybody gangsta until.." but whatever floats your boat.

  • @Tejano_Sports
    @Tejano_Sports 2 года назад +10727

    Dammit Griffy this aged too well

  • @FreeZeOpZ
    @FreeZeOpZ 2 года назад +3

    *Man the algorithm real funny…*

  • @juicebox8549
    @juicebox8549 21 день назад +3

    I guess we’re back here

  • @TheMike0088
    @TheMike0088 3 года назад +5471

    "Let me go pack."
    *A single gunshot is heard from the bedroom*

    • @Ardeleus
      @Ardeleus 3 года назад +299

      "He already started training huh?"

    • @leowzhilin
      @leowzhilin 3 года назад +58

      Actually he can try to ditch them, by packing, climbing out the window, then firing a gun in the bedrm & running for it lol.

    • @pokemonwokeaf4277
      @pokemonwokeaf4277 3 года назад +10

      Super effective

    • @johnnyryall3966
      @johnnyryall3966 3 года назад +4

      @@leowzhilin i think theyll check iwl

    • @leowzhilin
      @leowzhilin 3 года назад +4

      @@johnnyryall3966 yeahh, but u get a couple seconds!!! XD Rather be running fr them than the enemy u k!! MOVE.

  • @blank_2067
    @blank_2067 4 года назад +1638

    "We want equality"
    "Ok you're drafted"
    "Wait that's illegal"

    • @MrRamazanLale2
      @MrRamazanLale2 4 года назад +14

      If it's an illegal war then yes

    • @pinofshame6253
      @pinofshame6253 4 года назад +10

      *illequal

    • @chocokittybo
      @chocokittybo 4 года назад +34

      Equality is eliminating the draft, because rich people already don't have to go

    • @Sleep_jaywalking
      @Sleep_jaywalking 4 года назад

      Nice repost.

    • @yungturtle5586
      @yungturtle5586 4 года назад

      NAH it's how the game is played and they got played

  • @TheMostOrdinaryMan
    @TheMostOrdinaryMan Год назад +12

    3 years ago this was a skit, now its almost a reality. Crazy how the world goes.

  • @Jimmy8InFinity
    @Jimmy8InFinity Год назад +4

    Why is this even more relevant nowadays and recommended?

  • @santostracey93
    @santostracey93 4 года назад +1667

    “we’re gonna put em on the frontline with guns, unloaded of course. It’s a plus for us, we got human shields..”
    💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ricardopattinson9318
      @ricardopattinson9318 4 года назад +58

      "It's trumps plan of course it's so good it's retarded"

    • @itsyaboiswish0635
      @itsyaboiswish0635 4 года назад +35

      We got deaf niggas
      We got blind niggas
      We got niggas with no arms
      We got niggas with no legs
      We got niggas with one leg and one arm
      We got niggas with no arms and no legs

    • @corazon.c
      @corazon.c 4 года назад

      If only that would really happen, the world would be a better place.

    • @renne1578
      @renne1578 4 года назад

      Yoo i was reading this as soon it came on lmfao

  • @ragingbird8682
    @ragingbird8682 4 года назад +963

    “We got human shields” killed me 😂

    • @coffeydoes3000
      @coffeydoes3000 4 года назад +1

      Remember that Teen Titans Go episode where the titans were split into 5-6 parts and the lazy beast boy was a human shield?

  • @NoNameX_X0
    @NoNameX_X0 2 года назад +3

    If this gets recommended to you while ww3’s ongoing then you should get ready cuz shit’s boutta go down.

  • @L_Calvo
    @L_Calvo 2 года назад +4

    Checks date
    💀 💀
    prophet ?

  • @Miles_Moraless
    @Miles_Moraless 4 года назад +2136

    Me leaving my kids to go back to Africa: "I'm Not Your Dad."

  • @sauxce
    @sauxce 4 года назад +6441

    Griffy is the only one bold enough to make vids like this

    • @sewme7861
      @sewme7861 4 года назад +5

      go to daily stormer dot name or the right stuff dot bizz

    • @ezerahonorat336
      @ezerahonorat336 4 года назад

      Tru😂😂😂

    • @TK-cs1qc
      @TK-cs1qc 4 года назад +88

      Sauxce VFX 逆説 fr and I respect it🤣🤣🤣we can’t keep tiptoeing like bitches when it comes to comedy

    • @jokesalot1414
      @jokesalot1414 4 года назад +5

      Sauxce VFX 逆説 #im the 89 nigga to like

    • @yaboylion9244
      @yaboylion9244 4 года назад +1

      Sew Me umm check out twitter

  • @uncleseekx
    @uncleseekx 2 месяца назад +13

    Who's here after Iran attacked Israel?💀💀

  • @CoolestRedHead
    @CoolestRedHead 9 месяцев назад +3

    “Them drooling mfs” is really fkin wild 🫠🫠

  • @mikejeger696
    @mikejeger696 4 года назад +3304

    "Soldier met disable kids"
    *LITERALLY HIT THEM WITH GUN*

    • @Mortal7
      @Mortal7 4 года назад +66

      *GET YO ASS ON THE FUCKING BATTLEFIELD FRONTLINE*

    • @pheben1450
      @pheben1450 4 года назад +19

      “We want everybody to feel accepted.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 4 года назад +8

      Everybody gets some smoke. Nobody's off the hook. Diversity is king.

    • @dairu21
      @dairu21 4 года назад +3

      Ur joke was actually funny until u said thx for likes

    • @mikejeger696
      @mikejeger696 4 года назад +1

      @@dairu21 then i will delete that, sorry for the trouble

  • @ninjacenagt9324
    @ninjacenagt9324 4 года назад +1009

    North Koreans: You're only getting drafted during war?

    • @thelastbackyardigan1897
      @thelastbackyardigan1897 4 года назад +21

      underrated comment 😭

    • @notjohndoe6878
      @notjohndoe6878 4 года назад +12

      Thinking about it tho, I'd want combat training before having to work normally, it'd be nice to have those skills

    • @shaelle0
      @shaelle0 4 года назад +3

      first time?

    • @JuntsArchived
      @JuntsArchived 4 года назад

      Surgam Identidem yeah and you’re gonna have to go through hell and back to gain the physical requirements for those skills

    • @Incognito_Blazer
      @Incognito_Blazer 4 года назад +4

      @wildwilllis1 There is, but it's not gonna be actually used since we already have a large standing army plus a large reserve pool, so drafting isn't gonna happen. But the memes are still great tho lol

  • @-0Peanut0-
    @-0Peanut0- 2 года назад +2

    Bro I ain’t even realize this was old 😭

  • @infamousmaze6870
    @infamousmaze6870 2 года назад +4

    Damn, I thought this was brand new until I heard "Trump" and checked the year.

  • @vXtincs
    @vXtincs 4 года назад +1468

    “Ni**as with no legs no arms” 😭

    • @dmkfwolf2669
      @dmkfwolf2669 4 года назад +20

      Niggas*

    • @maui2745
      @maui2745 4 года назад +1

      GAWWWW DAMMMM

    • @TheAdamschindele
      @TheAdamschindele 4 года назад +5

      Niggas that don't even exit

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 4 года назад +1

      @@TheAdamschindele ruclips.net/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/видео.html

    • @splinter360
      @splinter360 4 года назад +1

      You white by any chance? 🤣

  • @niyrob2565
    @niyrob2565 4 года назад +1777

    US Army Running out ammunition:
    We hAVe SPeCIaL nEEdS

    • @dalekmasterblaster585
      @dalekmasterblaster585 4 года назад +7

      Launches Mental out of RPG.

    • @Subt0nix
      @Subt0nix 4 года назад +4

      honestly if the us army ran out of ammo i dont think anyones going to have special needs lmao

    • @cfryantofficial
      @cfryantofficial 4 года назад

      @LORD PAIN GANG if this guy is as good as you all keep spamming on these top comments, then why do you need to spam at all?
      You do understand that anything you gain in views, subscribers, and recommendations will only be temporary, right? Eventually Google's algorithm will kick in and bury the lot of you. Don't take my word for it - actually do the research and you'll see why this is an incredibly bad idea. I have a feeling this will get ignored, so please enjoy getting shadow banned in 1-3 weeks. You had an um... acceptable run.

    • @LcFranchise
      @LcFranchise 4 года назад

      Subtonix - Sir Weaboo Na we gone be six feet 🦶🏽 deep under smh 🤦🏽‍♂️ ducking WW3 who believes EhT shit ? I’ll believe it wen a 💣 hit da house 🏠 real talk trumps fD u0 but shit we ain’t gone let slide if dey gone cum 4 us on guade 😇🙏🏽🦾

    • @Subt0nix
      @Subt0nix 4 года назад

      @@cfryantofficial Funny enough i tried calling him out in his comments and got banned from his comment section

  • @christiananthony8139
    @christiananthony8139 8 месяцев назад +5

    youtube has a dark sense of humor to recommend this now

  • @diffmonke406
    @diffmonke406 2 года назад +3

    Well he did predict world war 3

  • @bitraven5956
    @bitraven5956 4 года назад +762

    Feminists when they realize that they get drafted too:
    I am something of a chef myself

    • @woohooo7634
      @woohooo7634 4 года назад +4

      Big Bloo It’s a joke. Y’all think everything is a joke, until it’s inconvenient for you. We’re joking. Chill.

    • @user-uj8nr5ik4i
      @user-uj8nr5ik4i 4 года назад +45

      @@woohooo7634 well that's the point

    • @ichase8555
      @ichase8555 4 года назад +47

      @@woohooo7634 you good? he was making a joke lmao

    • @Kaplykos
      @Kaplykos 4 года назад +43

      @@woohooo7634 your exact same comment can be applied to you just right fucking now

    • @derekk2666
      @derekk2666 4 года назад +8

      Woohoo :o uhh what? He was making a joke wtf

  • @UkrRusSlavic
    @UkrRusSlavic 4 года назад +9273

    When unvaccinated kids get drafted:
    “Ah yes our biological weapons have arrived!”

    • @TMoney53
      @TMoney53 4 года назад +122

      Edward Zhadan i really hope this comment blows up

    • @MrChilley
      @MrChilley 4 года назад +14

      69th liked... I did it finally

    • @TranquillShot
      @TranquillShot 4 года назад +28

      Oh it will blow up alright

    • @NewtonSparetire
      @NewtonSparetire 4 года назад +13

      This is a wonderful comment

    • @lugabo5756
      @lugabo5756 4 года назад +4

      So good lmao

  • @vDorgengoa
    @vDorgengoa 2 года назад +2

    *nervous laughter* I'm in danger...

  • @dojofi7487
    @dojofi7487 2 года назад +2

    kinda funny how this is on my reccomended now

  • @armondtomorrow
    @armondtomorrow 4 года назад +2635

    Griffy in old place: “I’m going home”
    Griffy in new place: “Lemme go back”

    • @KingBarney
      @KingBarney 4 года назад +88

      I think he said lemme go pack

    • @armondtomorrow
      @armondtomorrow 4 года назад +12

      King Barney ooohhh yeah you’re right. Either way that was hilarious.

    • @adriancabonce2719
      @adriancabonce2719 4 года назад +13

      Plus, he's already home😅

    • @duffdingelmeyer7101
      @duffdingelmeyer7101 4 года назад

      So creative.

    • @palevfx
      @palevfx 4 года назад

      Extreme God of Hate I can’t tell if you’re serious or doing a bit... now that I see your name you’re probably doing a bit...

  • @goonterthesociallyawkward367
    @goonterthesociallyawkward367 4 года назад +10228

    "We don't want sjw's and feminists to cancel us because of lack of representation"
    Im dedt HAHAHAHHAHAH

    • @rahulrai7910
      @rahulrai7910 4 года назад +51

      @Indian Girl social justice warrior

    • @stupidperson9250
      @stupidperson9250 4 года назад +182

      @Indian Girl basically a person that want to break the legs of able people instead of building a ramp for people in wheelchairs

    • @attitudes745
      @attitudes745 4 года назад +44

      Indian Girl a term coined by the alt right which is used to stop all sensible and critical kinds of discourse. Example: "So I think there might be a certain inequality between group x and group y, as shown in these statistics-" "Oh shut up SJW, u just a special snowflake hughughugh"
      _inb4 the altright edgelords getting their diapers full because I hurt their weewees_

    • @LegendarySuperVegeta
      @LegendarySuperVegeta 4 года назад +74

      @@YoungAlienBoy nigga fuck off

    • @attitudes745
      @attitudes745 4 года назад +14

      @Spencer Roper Alt left fucking lol. Anyway. Yet all I see are insecure white males getting their jimmies rustled. But sure, believe what you want.

  • @capitanspoiler7393
    @capitanspoiler7393 2 года назад +4

    the fact this was in my suggested feed NOW is a bit suspicious

  • @theblacknaruto
    @theblacknaruto 2 года назад +4

    It's so weird that this got recommended today lol