Getting drafted for WW3

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Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @CpTheDriller103
    @CpTheDriller103 4 года назад +16174

    When he gets to Iran:
    “I’m going home”

  • @kevinp.8407
    @kevinp.8407 4 года назад +20375

    ARMY: We said special forces not special needs.

    • @jjbaglazer_
      @jjbaglazer_ 4 года назад +245

      This needs more likes lmaoooo

    • @adamthompson8865
      @adamthompson8865 4 года назад +77

      Army*

    • @rulezzx-
      @rulezzx- 4 года назад +30

      grim grim underrated

    • @Larc3069
      @Larc3069 4 года назад +4

      HAHAAHHAAH

    • @SavantGardeEX
      @SavantGardeEX 4 года назад +12

      Says the guy that cant even spell a 4 letter word.

  • @alphacraig2001
    @alphacraig2001 4 года назад +6024

    When you see the school shooter on the front lines:
    "When I asked for reinforcements, I didn't think they'd send a Spartan."

  • @Toby-kd6gt
    @Toby-kd6gt 2 года назад +5764

    "Retarded niggas can't open doors."
    That line had me crying fr.

  • @KmanKimeonOBryant
    @KmanKimeonOBryant 4 года назад +6965

    “we got human shields”
    “WHAT?”

    • @dammithatty
      @dammithatty 4 года назад +27

      So Guys its the battle cats all over again

    • @mauiss
      @mauiss 4 года назад +48

      bts fanbase: *sweats*

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 4 года назад +1

      @@mauiss ruclips.net/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/видео.html

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 4 года назад +3

      @@choicethetaurus yo that song was so fire

    • @jackjack9066
      @jackjack9066 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yeaboi8465
    @yeaboi8465 4 года назад +43335

    I guess you could call this division the “Special Forces”

  • @999fallen
    @999fallen 4 года назад +6116

    Don’t complain about him not saying “I’m going home” he was already home lol

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +5

      Don't complain about my face just watch my videos i am better than your favorite RUclips Master

    • @hisoka4595
      @hisoka4595 4 года назад +47

      @@AxxLAfriku no you ain't

    • @dontcomplain5556
      @dontcomplain5556 4 года назад +2

      😳

    • @awiawi117
      @awiawi117 4 года назад

      xd 👀

    • @Hafer_
      @Hafer_ 4 года назад +5

      I mean if he had said I'm going home while already being at home that'd have been funny too. So funny it'd have been retarded.

  • @shadowbomber6252
    @shadowbomber6252 2 года назад +1776

    He had me at “We gonna put them on the front lines. Unloaded guns of course “ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tjflame9524
    @tjflame9524 4 года назад +15358

    When he said “it’s so good it’s retarded”
    I felt that

    • @jaystaynutty7391
      @jaystaynutty7391 4 года назад +48

      Original comment. Totally😐

    • @finalistgamesandmore9608
      @finalistgamesandmore9608 4 года назад +5

      STAR WARS TRILOGY HAHA(the new one)

    • @TEKKENFTW
      @TEKKENFTW 4 года назад +31

      Yeah I exhaled my chromosomes after that line

    • @RiotontheRadioMSCR
      @RiotontheRadioMSCR 4 года назад +26

      This dude really has 2 letters in his account pic.

    • @prim16
      @prim16 4 года назад +13

      @Extreme God of Hate
      0:08 - 0:11 This is what you look like right now

  • @degr8andre
    @degr8andre 4 года назад +5003

    About to pull an Avatar, when the war needed him the most he vanished

    • @justsomeguy1014
      @justsomeguy1014 4 года назад +158

      Degr8Andre see you in a hundred years

    • @emmyjr1231
      @emmyjr1231 4 года назад +17

      😂

    • @invaderzim2996
      @invaderzim2996 4 года назад +3

      Degr8Andre ha haaaaaaa that’s funny because it’s true

    • @degr8andre
      @degr8andre 4 года назад

      @@justsomeguy1014 😂

    • @rinne1669
      @rinne1669 4 года назад

      It's funny because he took this from a meme

  • @vAsSniqqerz
    @vAsSniqqerz 4 года назад +22649

    He hit the disabled outta him, damn.

    • @dustinlemieux1945
      @dustinlemieux1945 4 года назад +27

      Hahaha

    • @FatherFoxtrot
      @FatherFoxtrot 4 года назад +141

      Enabled tf outta that nigga ASAP no Rocky

    • @luizations
      @luizations 4 года назад +97

      Being from a country where you actually can get drafted, thats pretty much what happens lmao
      If you act all limp or something they beat your ass on the spot

    • @typea5426
      @typea5426 4 года назад +17

      @@luizations oof

    • @shivankmittal715
      @shivankmittal715 4 года назад +12

      @@luizations 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dangogonns4408
    @dangogonns4408 9 месяцев назад +245

    NO WAY THIS WAS 4 YEARS AGO

    • @K.I.A22
      @K.I.A22 9 месяцев назад +20

      Feels like 14 months tbh

    • @leroyrodgers6089
      @leroyrodgers6089 8 месяцев назад +5

      Griffy can see into the future apparently.

    • @BlackRose369.
      @BlackRose369. 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@leroyrodgers6089or the past

    • @Vishnu-rf5wk
      @Vishnu-rf5wk 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah time flies lol, I remembered this vedio like I watched it last month but I hadn't watched it since it came out in January 2020 😂

    • @Nik-rx9rj
      @Nik-rx9rj 6 месяцев назад +3

      We might actually hit WWIII this time

  • @shoesuke1613
    @shoesuke1613 4 года назад +12109

    “It’s part of our disability program, we want everyone to feel accepted” I lost it there

    • @ame6156
      @ame6156 4 года назад +32

      Oi josuke

    • @Amir-iz8eh
      @Amir-iz8eh 4 года назад +15

      Same 😂

    • @jawspinner7825
      @jawspinner7825 3 года назад +4

      I became you 1,100 like

    • @ball1106c
      @ball1106c 2 года назад +5

      That took me out. 😆😆😆

    • @WaliXan
      @WaliXan 2 года назад +5

      😂😂😂I saw this as he was saying it

  • @RicePho
    @RicePho 4 года назад +14696

    When America send in the "Special" forces to the battlefield.

    • @RicePho
      @RicePho 4 года назад +730

      ......The joke flew right over you so hard.

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 4 года назад +101

      headlight 811 r/woooosh

    • @HelvecioGomes
      @HelvecioGomes 4 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 4 года назад +20

      meme lord the fuck did you say to me you little shit

    • @muzankibutsuji622
      @muzankibutsuji622 4 года назад +6

      *Has Joined the Chat*

  • @benj1236
    @benj1236 4 года назад +3502

    *This is the scene that didn't make the Mulan movie.*

    • @yeyegshsjkrkrheheysteyeheh4973
      @yeyegshsjkrkrheheysteyeheh4973 4 года назад +9

      How did you think that was funny

    • @obi-wankenobi4337
      @obi-wankenobi4337 4 года назад +21

      @@yeyegshsjkrkrheheysteyeheh4973 What's funny about it is that it's stupid. By funny I mean dumb

    • @will_hunt_music
      @will_hunt_music 4 года назад +6

      @@yeyegshsjkrkrheheysteyeheh4973 that made me CACKLE idk what you're on

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/видео.html

    • @blackatheist6549
      @blackatheist6549 4 года назад +1

      Let's get down to business, to defeat IRAN

  • @koryleonard8147
    @koryleonard8147 2 года назад +279

    "It's a plus for us. We got human shields" 😭😭😂

  • @kotimoto
    @kotimoto 4 года назад +8511

    That rifle butt did a factory reset on him.

  • @glitchxedfix134
    @glitchxedfix134 4 года назад +2078

    "We even got two dead guys guarding the armory"

    • @Sgreenenov13
      @Sgreenenov13 4 года назад +39

      Family Guy?

    • @mr.harrypickle2047
      @mr.harrypickle2047 4 года назад +4

      @@Sgreenenov13 mhm

    • @TiredOfYoutube
      @TiredOfYoutube 4 года назад +9

      "Great news guys! Democracy just kicked in!"

    • @veryfuckinconfused
      @veryfuckinconfused 4 года назад +35

      @CHEESEYBALL 2000 is just a guy promoting some music, saved you a click

    • @Yeee10012
      @Yeee10012 4 года назад +9

      CHEESEYBALL 2000 music is ass fuck off nigga

  • @sankyumiku
    @sankyumiku 4 года назад +12019

    "It's a plus for us, we got human shields."
    Bruh

    • @voided9643
      @voided9643 4 года назад +203

      Wait, no way! You also watched the video?

    • @lupinthethird5784
      @lupinthethird5784 4 года назад +29

      Sounds like Cheney is prosecuting this war

    • @voided9643
      @voided9643 4 года назад +4

      @chimi flipin changas fr

    • @MT-zu2uq
      @MT-zu2uq 4 года назад

      @chimi flipin changas It's the PWD he was referring to, though.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 года назад +12

      South Park's Operation: Get Behind Blackie

  • @lordfufuXL
    @lordfufuXL 4 месяца назад +36

    This aged well

  • @vincentt.9845
    @vincentt.9845 4 года назад +4827

    The “we want everybody to feel accepted” part got me dying

  • @ytghop
    @ytghop 4 года назад +2481

    When he sees an Iran soldier:
    “Don’t shoot! Let’s go get some tacos”

    • @mauiss
      @mauiss 4 года назад +46

      sincerely, the mexicans & blacks

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 4 года назад +1

      @Mya Heart fire song

    • @mustafabarak4580
      @mustafabarak4580 4 года назад

      So good

    • @ytghop
      @ytghop 4 года назад +1

      Spectre N7 chill habibi😭I’ll make you some tacos

    • @mustafa_9078
      @mustafa_9078 4 года назад

      @Mya Heart fire ass song

  • @052096blake
    @052096blake 4 года назад +1779

    When he started naming off the disabled human shields I died

    • @lancomepotatoes5753
      @lancomepotatoes5753 4 года назад +27

      Get you ase from the grave, you gonna get drafted.

    • @Mmvyvub
      @Mmvyvub 4 года назад

      Blake Watson m.ruclips.net/video/RlmkmT3af1E/видео.html

    • @colbertcobene9032
      @colbertcobene9032 4 года назад +4

      CHIRAQ VEVO Visual GARBAGE 🗑

    • @tomzomy6405
      @tomzomy6405 4 года назад

      @@lancomepotatoes5753 it is

    • @tomzomy6405
      @tomzomy6405 4 года назад

      @@lancomepotatoes5753 a fruit.

  • @Chavez96PR
    @Chavez96PR 6 месяцев назад +23

    RUclips think they slick recommending this to me in 2024 😅

    • @hollow3d
      @hollow3d 6 месяцев назад +1

      More relevant now than it was back then.

    • @aliciabell6688
      @aliciabell6688 4 месяца назад +1

      Funny how, 4 years ago we didn't get any new wars.

    • @PruthviG8
      @PruthviG8 2 месяца назад

      "It's Trump's plan of course."

  • @j2rs85
    @j2rs85 4 года назад +5157

    *global tensions escalate*
    Memers: it’s free real estate

    • @bOmBAsTiK
      @bOmBAsTiK 4 года назад +8

      This has so many likes and I have no idea what this means, dammit!!!

    • @paracxsm_moon5976
      @paracxsm_moon5976 4 года назад

      Reel JSan LMAOO, I was your 1,000th like

    • @danielz-v4083
      @danielz-v4083 4 года назад +10

      Reel JSan this legit reminds me of that one scene in “Spiderman Far from home”, in which there is a goofy ass montage of the dead heroes from Thanos invasion. I remember some dipshits said online “the movies makes fun of the world ending events that happened previously “. I mean, dude, if ww3 happened right now, people would meme the shit out of anything in less than 2hours

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 4 года назад

      Call me Carson was right

    • @bOmBAsTiK
      @bOmBAsTiK 4 года назад +1

      @@MeanBeanComedy Ha! That's wassup, good look!

  • @sauxce
    @sauxce 4 года назад +6430

    Griffy is the only one bold enough to make vids like this

    • @sewme7861
      @sewme7861 4 года назад +5

      go to daily stormer dot name or the right stuff dot bizz

    • @ezerahonorat336
      @ezerahonorat336 4 года назад

      Tru😂😂😂

    • @TK-cs1qc
      @TK-cs1qc 4 года назад +88

      Sauxce VFX 逆説 fr and I respect it🤣🤣🤣we can’t keep tiptoeing like bitches when it comes to comedy

    • @jokesalot1414
      @jokesalot1414 4 года назад +5

      Sauxce VFX 逆説 #im the 89 nigga to like

    • @yaboylion9244
      @yaboylion9244 4 года назад +1

      Sew Me umm check out twitter

  • @davidmi1ler773
    @davidmi1ler773 4 года назад +2392

    “you have been drafted to serve in-“
    *slowly pulls out uno reverse card*

    • @garymarroquin4677
      @garymarroquin4677 4 года назад +3

      Yesss let’s do that

    • @brazen9333
      @brazen9333 4 года назад +5

      YOOOUUUUU......Souja boy tell em'

    • @seg162
      @seg162 4 года назад +8

      "...guess I've been double drafted"

    • @6ix9ne93
      @6ix9ne93 4 года назад +2

      Omg im your 1000 like

    • @Gruso57
      @Gruso57 4 года назад +3

      Copy pasta getting 1K likes gtfoh

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +628

    This aged well, Putin going to make this to a reality

    • @jilp2002
      @jilp2002 2 года назад +2

      Shut up

    • @nicoleowens2318
      @nicoleowens2318 2 года назад +39

      You spelled "Biden and his puppeteers" wrong

    • @icytube2058
      @icytube2058 2 года назад +2

      Why you change your profile picture?

    • @TheTrainedLamb
      @TheTrainedLamb 2 года назад +2

      First time I've ever seen you without more than 100 likes. Interesting. I'ma screen shot this special moment.

    • @Timmy-mi2ef
      @Timmy-mi2ef 2 года назад

      @@nicoleowens2318 Why are you thinking for yourself? Just believe the president who is obviously mentally fit.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 года назад +2313

    Goes to Google
    *looks up "how people dodged the draft"*
    *looks up "what diseases made you exempt from the draft"*
    *looks up "can a man get pregnant"*

    • @AZKL313
      @AZKL313 4 года назад +33

      bruh HAHAHAHAHA

    • @ihdenemalek3485
      @ihdenemalek3485 4 года назад +63

      I prefer the guy without the mustache

    • @Erxoyhmier
      @Erxoyhmier 4 года назад +12

      @@ihdenemalek3485 same

    • @RM-56
      @RM-56 4 года назад +35

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache *looks up “how to change your sex”*

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 4 года назад +31

      (Fakes death)
      Army: aight lets start recruiting the most freshest deceased they can be fodder and human sand bags
      Me: bead of sweat rolls down head

  • @td003
    @td003 4 года назад +17327

    Iran: declares war on USA
    USA:declares war on Iran
    Germany: declares war on France
    Germany: sorry, force of habit

    • @rishijoshi7989
      @rishijoshi7989 4 года назад +117

      ΘΟΔΩΡΗΣ ΔΟΥΚΑΣ lol

    • @soulyourgrim1164
      @soulyourgrim1164 4 года назад +75

      😆

    • @yush7221
      @yush7221 4 года назад +49

      @@rishijoshi7989 its stolen

    • @rigovalentine
      @rigovalentine 4 года назад +353

      @@yush7221 omg omg omg it's stolen totally.....
      like any cares bro

    • @Unknown-User44
      @Unknown-User44 4 года назад +84

      It's not even funny, because it's an American habit to make war.

  • @Otgmjay
    @Otgmjay 4 года назад +3123

    It’s all fun in games till Griffey can’t say
    “I’m going home” anymore

  • @hankb9042
    @hankb9042 2 года назад +96

    Nothing is off-limits for this man. And he is pretty equal as far as making fun of both sides

  • @haydenlare2079
    @haydenlare2079 4 года назад +3627

    I didn’t know Army recruiters liked My Hero Academia.

    • @haydenlare2079
      @haydenlare2079 4 года назад +72

      4K LØVE It was a joke, he has a My Hero Academia shirt on. I don’t know how I’m mental unless you’re saying that I’m mentally observant?

    • @lahaine7630
      @lahaine7630 4 года назад +15

      Its a Dragon Ball shirt

    • @haydenlare2079
      @haydenlare2079 4 года назад +9

      Sagify No it’s not, it’s All Might and All for One from My Hero Academia

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 4 года назад +1

      @@haydenlare2079 ruclips.net/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/видео.html stop the hate and please like

    • @lilshart7914
      @lilshart7914 4 года назад +1

      Hayden Lare Dragon ball

  • @thegamingapprentice4022
    @thegamingapprentice4022 2 года назад +17863

    Get ready boys, this about to become relevant.

  • @Tejano_Sports
    @Tejano_Sports 2 года назад +10727

    Dammit Griffy this aged too well

  • @gumz5661
    @gumz5661 6 месяцев назад +11

    Aged like fine wine

  • @introverteddawg9805
    @introverteddawg9805 4 года назад +14272

    My man roasted SJWs, Trump and the civilians making excuses in a single video. Damn.

    • @MrKarlozz
      @MrKarlozz 4 года назад +441

      Griffy is a national treasure

    • @dakotasherman632
      @dakotasherman632 4 года назад +189

      He has no chill and it is amazing

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад +114

      That takes talent. And balls.
      But mostly talent.

    • @Picklericksin
      @Picklericksin 4 года назад +167

      As a trump supporter I couldn't help but laugh

    • @gijuki1335
      @gijuki1335 4 года назад +8

      I guess I have to look into another comment section if I wanna find someone with an above average iq.

  • @TheMike0088
    @TheMike0088 4 года назад +5465

    "Let me go pack."
    *A single gunshot is heard from the bedroom*

    • @Ardeleus
      @Ardeleus 4 года назад +299

      "He already started training huh?"

    • @leowzhilin
      @leowzhilin 4 года назад +58

      Actually he can try to ditch them, by packing, climbing out the window, then firing a gun in the bedrm & running for it lol.

    • @pokemonwokeaf4277
      @pokemonwokeaf4277 4 года назад +11

      Super effective

    • @johnnyryall3966
      @johnnyryall3966 4 года назад +4

      @@leowzhilin i think theyll check iwl

    • @leowzhilin
      @leowzhilin 4 года назад +4

      @@johnnyryall3966 yeahh, but u get a couple seconds!!! XD Rather be running fr them than the enemy u k!! MOVE.

  • @SUPERMAN-uf6wk
    @SUPERMAN-uf6wk 4 года назад +1733

    When he gets to iran:
    “look i’m with y’all i’m not trynna shoot”

    • @theemperor1379
      @theemperor1379 4 года назад +23

      Funny thing. In the iran-iraq war, many iraqis did that.

    • @mustafabarak4580
      @mustafabarak4580 4 года назад +2

      Idk why everyone keeps reposting this but imma do the same ruclips.net/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/видео.html

    • @dwatsonj
      @dwatsonj 4 года назад +5

      *Dies immediately in a POW camp

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 4 года назад

      gets on the frontlines
      yells to iranian forces: twitter.com/rosemcgowan/status/1212976832544460801

  • @KRISIS1451
    @KRISIS1451 Год назад +41

    This Draft is rated E. That means everyone.

    • @uncoiledfish2561
      @uncoiledfish2561 6 месяцев назад +2

      Ima just identify as female 😉😅

    • @Mariana-du3vv
      @Mariana-du3vv 4 месяца назад

      @@uncoiledfish2561that will not help this time

  • @Isam113
    @Isam113 4 года назад +5401

    men with no limbs still get drafted
    *women: ...*

    • @Mila-Nova
      @Mila-Nova 4 года назад +259

      😂 feminism what's that we dont know her. Equality where?😂😂😂

    • @jiggleskittle4655
      @jiggleskittle4655 4 года назад +42

      @@Mila-Nova that's the spirit

    • @swkforeal6811
      @swkforeal6811 4 года назад +68

      You do know that if it really gets down to it, they will draft women as well. There are already women in the navy,marines,and air force. They won't draft a disabled man. Or would they? I hope not cuz then I'm screwed.

    • @Sean_Connery
      @Sean_Connery 4 года назад +47

      Women born after the year 2000 in america have to sign up for the draft, to be fair.

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 4 года назад +35

      No females should be in war the whole point of war is to get stuff and protect women and children.

  • @Vel00
    @Vel00 4 года назад +2377

    "Those mothafuckas gettin' drafted too...."
    Me: *Looking at my crutches across the room.*

  • @motoharumotoharu
    @motoharumotoharu 4 года назад +1715

    Recruiters: You are drafted.
    *CURRENT MISSION: S U R V I V E*

  • @CapucineNighly
    @CapucineNighly 6 месяцев назад +15

    This showed up on my feed again. Yup, y'all know what to do.

    • @PruthviG8
      @PruthviG8 2 месяца назад

      Trump's back at it.

  • @ninjacenagt9324
    @ninjacenagt9324 4 года назад +1010

    North Koreans: You're only getting drafted during war?

    • @thelastbackyardigan1897
      @thelastbackyardigan1897 4 года назад +21

      underrated comment 😭

    • @notjohndoe6878
      @notjohndoe6878 4 года назад +12

      Thinking about it tho, I'd want combat training before having to work normally, it'd be nice to have those skills

    • @shaelle0
      @shaelle0 4 года назад +3

      first time?

    • @JuntsArchived
      @JuntsArchived 4 года назад

      Surgam Identidem yeah and you’re gonna have to go through hell and back to gain the physical requirements for those skills

    • @Incognito_Blazer
      @Incognito_Blazer 4 года назад +4

      @wildwilllis1 There is, but it's not gonna be actually used since we already have a large standing army plus a large reserve pool, so drafting isn't gonna happen. But the memes are still great tho lol

  • @santostracey93
    @santostracey93 4 года назад +1663

    “we’re gonna put em on the frontline with guns, unloaded of course. It’s a plus for us, we got human shields..”
    💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ricardopattinson9318
      @ricardopattinson9318 4 года назад +58

      "It's trumps plan of course it's so good it's retarded"

    • @itsyaboiswish0635
      @itsyaboiswish0635 4 года назад +35

      We got deaf niggas
      We got blind niggas
      We got niggas with no arms
      We got niggas with no legs
      We got niggas with one leg and one arm
      We got niggas with no arms and no legs

    • @corazon.c
      @corazon.c 4 года назад

      If only that would really happen, the world would be a better place.

    • @renne1578
      @renne1578 4 года назад

      Yoo i was reading this as soon it came on lmfao

  • @lisa_rue
    @lisa_rue 4 года назад +20336

    Plot twist: he was disabled the dude just hit it out of him
    𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁:
    jeez 20k?! i didnt know finding a cure could be this remarkable

    • @Erxoyhmier
      @Erxoyhmier 4 года назад +441

      Oh damn

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 4 года назад +47

      Brontide _ XD!!

    • @pheonixflame2130
      @pheonixflame2130 4 года назад +238

      I always told my wife a good backhand can save a child. But I still got arrested for long term child abuse

    • @sampwassa428
      @sampwassa428 4 года назад +5

      @CHEESEYBALL 2000 ruclips.net/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/видео.html stop the hate and please like

    • @UNDENIABLEBarttySky
      @UNDENIABLEBarttySky 4 года назад +4

      Domestic Abuse

  • @casmd2131
    @casmd2131 Год назад +24

    My family has had a proud tradition and history of draftdodging, dating all the way back to World War One up to and including the Vietnam war.

  • @Miles_Moraless
    @Miles_Moraless 4 года назад +2135

    Me leaving my kids to go back to Africa: "I'm Not Your Dad."

  • @dickyturbofisto_1934
    @dickyturbofisto_1934 2 года назад +3393

    This aged well like fine wine...

  • @mikejeger696
    @mikejeger696 4 года назад +3302

    "Soldier met disable kids"
    *LITERALLY HIT THEM WITH GUN*

    • @Mortal7
      @Mortal7 4 года назад +66

      *GET YO ASS ON THE FUCKING BATTLEFIELD FRONTLINE*

    • @pheben1450
      @pheben1450 4 года назад +19

      “We want everybody to feel accepted.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 4 года назад +8

      Everybody gets some smoke. Nobody's off the hook. Diversity is king.

    • @dairu21
      @dairu21 4 года назад +3

      Ur joke was actually funny until u said thx for likes

    • @mikejeger696
      @mikejeger696 4 года назад +1

      @@dairu21 then i will delete that, sorry for the trouble

  • @yungrek747
    @yungrek747 6 месяцев назад +13

    well well well
    guess who's back

  • @Feetlcker123
    @Feetlcker123 2 года назад +1444

    The fact this got recommended a day after the Russians attacked Ukraine

    • @malaksalama9759
      @malaksalama9759 2 года назад +16

      Fr

    • @hassankhalid8917
      @hassankhalid8917 2 года назад +13

      I blame Ukraine president for that. He wanted to allow NATO to make military bases near Russia. Like wth?
      The fact that he is an israeli make it clear what their intention are.

    • @alexmonza2823
      @alexmonza2823 2 года назад +14

      @@hassankhalid8917 who is Israeli? Ukrainian president? Tf are you talking about?

    • @hexmech1893
      @hexmech1893 2 года назад +8

      @@alexmonza2823 His name is Arabic and probably believes "death to all jews" and "wine is haram". Don't bother with him.
      The Ukrainian president is a Jewish-Ukranian but I have never heard of NATO bases installed in a country that strived to be neutral (out of fear) and has political instability.

    • @ИванПетров-ы9ф9ш
      @ИванПетров-ы9ф9ш 2 года назад +5

      @@hexmech1893 you are fascist or nazi? You sounds like nazi, but you may be fascist.
      What you have against East? Don't speak like that.

  • @xeyn2549
    @xeyn2549 3 года назад +4692

    Draft blind people for the friendly fire division

  • @AmethystSnow
    @AmethystSnow 4 года назад +1610

    School shooter on the frontlines: *THIS IS MY CALLING*

  • @thisiszayan
    @thisiszayan 6 месяцев назад +8

    Shits becoming real AGAIN

  • @armondtomorrow
    @armondtomorrow 4 года назад +2630

    Griffy in old place: “I’m going home”
    Griffy in new place: “Lemme go back”

    • @KingBarney
      @KingBarney 4 года назад +88

      I think he said lemme go pack

    • @armondtomorrow
      @armondtomorrow 4 года назад +12

      King Barney ooohhh yeah you’re right. Either way that was hilarious.

    • @adriancabonce2719
      @adriancabonce2719 4 года назад +13

      Plus, he's already home😅

    • @duffdingelmeyer7101
      @duffdingelmeyer7101 4 года назад

      So creative.

    • @palevfx
      @palevfx 4 года назад

      Extreme God of Hate I can’t tell if you’re serious or doing a bit... now that I see your name you’re probably doing a bit...

  • @Hexxagone850
    @Hexxagone850 4 года назад +1702

    “You drafted”
    “Peace out America the motherland calling me home”

    • @janefiddler6641
      @janefiddler6641 4 года назад +19

      Amen

    • @elitebeing21
      @elitebeing21 4 года назад +10

      Lol.
      sure go back to your corrupted continent. Lmao

    • @jodeflores9938
      @jodeflores9938 4 года назад +2

      @calvin ayy yes thinking that he wasn't born here

    • @zak15557
      @zak15557 4 года назад +58

      @@elitebeing21 this channel is suppose to be toxic free now gtfoh lil bitch

    • @alexsanches2079
      @alexsanches2079 4 года назад +4

      Im from europe so im safe
      Good luck with WWIII

  • @LukasDorian
    @LukasDorian 4 года назад +701

    Saw the title and was like: " Sure there's gonna be something about feminism"...Griffy never lets me down

  • @shokurt1
    @shokurt1 4 месяца назад +15

    We all came back after draft buzz 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @lordfufuXL
      @lordfufuXL 4 месяца назад +3

      Ye woman included now

  • @mikaelporter8663
    @mikaelporter8663 4 года назад +1358

    Men: I can't go
    US Army: Why not?
    Men: I'm pregnant
    US Army: You are? Even better, 2 soldiers for the price of one

  • @arnemandanao
    @arnemandanao 4 года назад +3106

    Everyone's a badass until US army knocks into your door

    • @TruthOne313
      @TruthOne313 4 года назад +82

      @Nick Dagrosa I guess see you in jail then

    • @iliaz7057
      @iliaz7057 4 года назад +1

      Homeless life here I come

    • @cowabanga9663
      @cowabanga9663 4 года назад +8

      @HoH SiS wHAt If

    • @DorronSylve
      @DorronSylve 4 года назад

      arne mandanao 😂😂😂😂.
      WW3 : Preparing for the Draft ruclips.net/video/kH3QyrJV230/видео.html

    • @mrflip-flop3198
      @mrflip-flop3198 4 года назад +1

      It's "everybody gangsta until.." but whatever floats your boat.

  • @ragingbird8682
    @ragingbird8682 4 года назад +964

    “We got human shields” killed me 😂

    • @coffeydoes3000
      @coffeydoes3000 4 года назад +1

      Remember that Teen Titans Go episode where the titans were split into 5-6 parts and the lazy beast boy was a human shield?

  • @manuthriftspr4725
    @manuthriftspr4725 6 месяцев назад +5

    2024 and this is still relevant

  • @niyrob2565
    @niyrob2565 4 года назад +1777

    US Army Running out ammunition:
    We hAVe SPeCIaL nEEdS

    • @dalekmasterblaster585
      @dalekmasterblaster585 4 года назад +7

      Launches Mental out of RPG.

    • @Subt0nix
      @Subt0nix 4 года назад +4

      honestly if the us army ran out of ammo i dont think anyones going to have special needs lmao

    • @cfryantofficial
      @cfryantofficial 4 года назад

      @LORD PAIN GANG if this guy is as good as you all keep spamming on these top comments, then why do you need to spam at all?
      You do understand that anything you gain in views, subscribers, and recommendations will only be temporary, right? Eventually Google's algorithm will kick in and bury the lot of you. Don't take my word for it - actually do the research and you'll see why this is an incredibly bad idea. I have a feeling this will get ignored, so please enjoy getting shadow banned in 1-3 weeks. You had an um... acceptable run.

    • @LcFranchise
      @LcFranchise 4 года назад

      Subtonix - Sir Weaboo Na we gone be six feet 🦶🏽 deep under smh 🤦🏽‍♂️ ducking WW3 who believes EhT shit ? I’ll believe it wen a 💣 hit da house 🏠 real talk trumps fD u0 but shit we ain’t gone let slide if dey gone cum 4 us on guade 😇🙏🏽🦾

    • @Subt0nix
      @Subt0nix 4 года назад

      @@cfryantofficial Funny enough i tried calling him out in his comments and got banned from his comment section

  • @Hashlime
    @Hashlime 3 года назад +10092

    This became relevant again way sooner than it should

  • @UserUser-qo9lj
    @UserUser-qo9lj 4 года назад +1948

    When one gets drafted to Iran
    “I’m in danger”

    • @jamesagwe2981
      @jamesagwe2981 4 года назад +2

      BART

    • @mjohnson6820
      @mjohnson6820 4 года назад +14

      Why did i hear the chuckle 😂😂😂

    • @rood7997
      @rood7997 4 года назад +3

      I chuckled😂

    • @trent1776
      @trent1776 4 года назад +5

      Imagine laughing to this

    • @senkkella7664
      @senkkella7664 4 года назад +3

      Yo this comment would go nicely in a millennial humor meme.

  • @rahmanmuhammad9791
    @rahmanmuhammad9791 4 месяца назад +7

    This aged like fine wine😂😂

  • @bloodymagg
    @bloodymagg 3 года назад +7383

    Funny fact is that my grandfather did the same thing when they was drafting back in the day lol.

  • @ejodh0826
    @ejodh0826 3 года назад +4231

    Ain’t no way this was one year ago? Damn time flies

  • @mcatano13
    @mcatano13 3 года назад +3810

    When he started listing off the disabilities they’ve got drafted, that killed me

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 3 года назад +27

      You'll be drafted as an example "don't die like him"

    • @comradesusiwolf1599
      @comradesusiwolf1599 3 года назад +28

      They also draft dead people

    • @wolfpriest6954
      @wolfpriest6954 3 года назад +17

      Guess that means, you are now in the special ops

    • @TheMask123
      @TheMask123 3 года назад

      Almost 2 years now 😬

    • @MrCODEmaster00
      @MrCODEmaster00 3 года назад +3

      We did that back during the Vietnam war, look up Project 100,000 otherwise known as McNamara's Morons.

  • @scarletXlune
    @scarletXlune 9 месяцев назад +9

    WELL WELL

  • @cumulus1869
    @cumulus1869 4 года назад +1978

    "It's part of our disability program. We want everyone to feel accepted."
    Then you see a guy in a wheelchair carrying a rocket propelled grenade launcher on the battlefield.

    • @justcallmekai1554
      @justcallmekai1554 4 года назад +83

      That will be the only reason I would wanna go. Just to see that greatness.

    • @burritowyrm6530
      @burritowyrm6530 4 года назад +16

      Just Call Me Kai
      “y’all ever played killer7?”

    • @sirtamer566
      @sirtamer566 4 года назад +1

      You are either pedantic or tried to be funny

    • @ashtroashtro8171
      @ashtroashtro8171 4 года назад

      Cumulus ruclips.net/video/g-SpAbln8qU/видео.html

    • @statanks505
      @statanks505 4 года назад

      *unloaded*

  • @goonterthesociallyawkward367
    @goonterthesociallyawkward367 4 года назад +10214

    "We don't want sjw's and feminists to cancel us because of lack of representation"
    Im dedt HAHAHAHHAHAH

    • @rahulrai7910
      @rahulrai7910 4 года назад +51

      @Indian Girl social justice warrior

    • @stupidperson9250
      @stupidperson9250 4 года назад +182

      @Indian Girl basically a person that want to break the legs of able people instead of building a ramp for people in wheelchairs

    • @attitudes745
      @attitudes745 4 года назад +44

      Indian Girl a term coined by the alt right which is used to stop all sensible and critical kinds of discourse. Example: "So I think there might be a certain inequality between group x and group y, as shown in these statistics-" "Oh shut up SJW, u just a special snowflake hughughugh"
      _inb4 the altright edgelords getting their diapers full because I hurt their weewees_

    • @LegendarySuperVegeta
      @LegendarySuperVegeta 4 года назад +73

      @@YoungAlienBoy nigga fuck off

    • @attitudes745
      @attitudes745 4 года назад +14

      @Spencer Roper Alt left fucking lol. Anyway. Yet all I see are insecure white males getting their jimmies rustled. But sure, believe what you want.

  • @a.p.6301
    @a.p.6301 4 года назад +1352

    Taking the aptitude test
    Spell “Red”: L-S-T-E-R

    • @udang4604
      @udang4604 4 года назад +44

      Beetlejuice 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 4 года назад +90

      aight hit the marines you good.

    • @dabocousin
      @dabocousin 4 года назад +2

      Im dead 💀

    • @BP-fx3qc
      @BP-fx3qc 4 года назад +44

      Whoever fails gets frontlined.

    • @skizama
      @skizama 4 года назад +5

      A . P . Underrated comment💀

  • @northernpenguin2188
    @northernpenguin2188 2 года назад +44

    I'm already practicing my "mentally disabled act". Thank you Griffy

  • @blank_2067
    @blank_2067 4 года назад +1636

    "We want equality"
    "Ok you're drafted"
    "Wait that's illegal"

    • @MrRamazanLale2
      @MrRamazanLale2 4 года назад +14

      If it's an illegal war then yes

    • @pinofshame6253
      @pinofshame6253 4 года назад +10

      *illequal

    • @chocokittybo
      @chocokittybo 4 года назад +34

      Equality is eliminating the draft, because rich people already don't have to go

    • @Sleep_jaywalking
      @Sleep_jaywalking 4 года назад

      Nice repost.

    • @yungturtle5586
      @yungturtle5586 4 года назад

      NAH it's how the game is played and they got played

  • @IzzoThaTruth
    @IzzoThaTruth 3 года назад +1190

    Plot twist he was disabled but that gun to the face got him all refreshed into a normal person

    • @OrthodoxVar
      @OrthodoxVar 3 года назад +58

      Impossible, disabled people can’t open doors

    • @destroplayz7397
      @destroplayz7397 2 года назад +2

      That's not how it works

    • @izzy9566
      @izzy9566 2 года назад

      Nice name

    • @monkehman979
      @monkehman979 2 года назад +8

      @@destroplayz7397 really? No shit? Your lying.

    • @imabot6802
      @imabot6802 2 года назад

      It really is like that because they are afraid of nuclear missiles. Big respect to those who volunteers

  • @SoSaReaper
    @SoSaReaper 4 года назад +5237

    Just wait, rona was just filler. Soon we'll be back on the ww3 arc soon.

    • @majinbuu8972
      @majinbuu8972 4 года назад +283

      The longest set of filler episodes ever.😫

    • @DynamiteChannelist
      @DynamiteChannelist 4 года назад +122

      It’s like the “Virtual World” arc that was thrown in the middle of the “Battle City” arc in the first Yu-Gi-Oh! series. It was so unnecessarily tedious, you forgot that they were in the middle of a tournament that started in the previous season.

    • @rafken2281
      @rafken2281 4 года назад +53

      I'll skip both

    • @SoSaReaper
      @SoSaReaper 4 года назад +42

      @@rafken2281 super volcano filler coming soon

    • @rafken2281
      @rafken2281 4 года назад +2

      @@SoSaReaper If it is inevitable then I would prefer if it was a huge snow storm or something ,I can't handle the heat that well .

  • @Ewan17117
    @Ewan17117 Месяц назад +4

    Special Forces has a new meaning 💀

  • @balmain-i3e
    @balmain-i3e 4 года назад +665

    When the government bout to send you the draft letter online, so you turn on the VPN real quick

  • @istaka1416
    @istaka1416 3 года назад +25918

    Imagine a war getting canceled because of lack representation 😂

    • @traptinseid8577
      @traptinseid8577 3 года назад +1270

      If only wars could get stopped so easily.

    • @Blackpilld
      @Blackpilld 3 года назад +174

      DAAMN! Lol. Good one!

    • @JesusSanchez-tn9jq
      @JesusSanchez-tn9jq 3 года назад +111

      OH SHITTT😂 imagine Fuckk🤣

    • @binowino6348
      @binowino6348 3 года назад +395

      War getting cancelled = world peace

    • @arb1897
      @arb1897 3 года назад +96

      Then we all will respect the s**t out of those......

  • @pieemoji6702
    @pieemoji6702 4 года назад +1652

    That’s what I call *SPECIAL* forces

    • @joexonyou593
      @joexonyou593 3 года назад +9

      XD

    • @Jane-vw3wp
      @Jane-vw3wp 3 года назад +5

      Copied from top comment

    • @pieemoji6702
      @pieemoji6702 3 года назад +4

      @@Jane-vw3wp pay attention, that was made 3 months ago, my comment was 5 months ago

    • @Jane-vw3wp
      @Jane-vw3wp 3 года назад +1

      @@pieemoji6702 Nah

    • @rapidfire1396
      @rapidfire1396 3 года назад

      @@pieemoji6702 nah bro the top comments were all made a year ago

  • @CoolestRedHead
    @CoolestRedHead Год назад +4

    “Them drooling mfs” is really fkin wild 🫠🫠

  • @AutoJay
    @AutoJay 4 года назад +188

    He’s gonna be “special forces”

  • @bitraven5956
    @bitraven5956 4 года назад +762

    Feminists when they realize that they get drafted too:
    I am something of a chef myself

    • @woohooo7634
      @woohooo7634 4 года назад +4

      Big Bloo It’s a joke. Y’all think everything is a joke, until it’s inconvenient for you. We’re joking. Chill.

    • @K6482-g5h
      @K6482-g5h 4 года назад +45

      @@woohooo7634 well that's the point

    • @ichase8555
      @ichase8555 4 года назад +47

      @@woohooo7634 you good? he was making a joke lmao

    • @Kaplykos
      @Kaplykos 4 года назад +43

      @@woohooo7634 your exact same comment can be applied to you just right fucking now

    • @derekk2666
      @derekk2666 4 года назад +8

      Woohoo :o uhh what? He was making a joke wtf

  • @Ustral
    @Ustral 2 года назад +4010

    Griffy: I’m not a prophet!
    Everyone: *He is a prophet!*

    • @malaksalama9759
      @malaksalama9759 2 года назад +19

      He just predicted the future

    • @mehlessmidori602
      @mehlessmidori602 2 года назад +14

      Just the wrong president.

    • @TapMustDie
      @TapMustDie 2 года назад +4

      This was made when people thought we3 was gonna be against north korea

    • @SephirothSonic2011
      @SephirothSonic2011 2 года назад +3

      Griffy: ...well I'm still not your dad!

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 2 года назад +14

      @@TapMustDie No it was because of when Trump bombed Soleimani

  • @hardwired2
    @hardwired2 2 года назад +3

    Of course now this gets recommended to me

  • @MirMaxxWynn
    @MirMaxxWynn 4 года назад +934

    Disabled Kid Enters Battlefield
    "Ight lemme enable friendly fire"

  • @yessir7998
    @yessir7998 4 года назад +366

    This man Griffy said “It’s a plus for us, we got human shields.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @vXtincs
    @vXtincs 4 года назад +1468

    “Ni**as with no legs no arms” 😭

    • @dmkfwolf2669
      @dmkfwolf2669 4 года назад +20

      Niggas*

    • @mauiss
      @mauiss 4 года назад +1

      GAWWWW DAMMMM

    • @TheAdamschindele
      @TheAdamschindele 4 года назад +5

      Niggas that don't even exit

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 4 года назад +1

      @@TheAdamschindele ruclips.net/video/EzxxE9kHPi8/видео.html

    • @splinter360
      @splinter360 4 года назад +1

      You white by any chance? 🤣

  • @Claudia_Ackermann
    @Claudia_Ackermann Месяц назад +3

    When ww3 rolls around, everyone is equal

  • @zx409
    @zx409 4 года назад +1507

    US military be like: *Let's look at the COD leaderboard and recruit some people*

    • @PrateekSinghal
      @PrateekSinghal 4 года назад +68

      That would actually be more senseful

    • @br9760
      @br9760 4 года назад +12

      More like Fortnite.

    • @ericvlogs3978
      @ericvlogs3978 4 года назад +19

      Achievement unlocked also us military let's unlock some psychopaths

    • @durango7142
      @durango7142 4 года назад +8

      @@br9760 no one wants kid blood in them hands lmao ... US Gon win if they try this

    • @imapickle5565
      @imapickle5565 4 года назад +7

      Or they can just breed hell hounds be hella easier to just fetch their souls

  • @V_luv22
    @V_luv22 4 года назад +1680

    Everyone: makes memes about ww3
    Also everyone:*chuckles* i'm in danger

    • @justsomeguy1014
      @justsomeguy1014 4 года назад +8

      nin bmo ignorance is bliss

    • @LeftyPencil
      @LeftyPencil 4 года назад +2

      ladies: :)

    • @ZionSairin
      @ZionSairin 4 года назад +1

      That feeling when you’re not allowed to rejoin and aren’t able to sign up for the draft anyway.

    • @jonassteinberg3779
      @jonassteinberg3779 4 года назад +10

      Americans: "uh...we're tough...right guys?"

    • @randyb9544
      @randyb9544 4 года назад +25

      Be smart buddy. There’s no current draft, and the mitary boasts 1.2million active duty members with 800,000 in reserve vs a country that doesn’t even have a wmd.

  • @letit023
    @letit023 4 года назад +1335

    Griffy: I'm going home.
    Commanding Officer: Oh you will, in a body bag.

  • @gizmo051
    @gizmo051 4 месяца назад +3

    this man jinx us all

  • @datonetiger
    @datonetiger 4 года назад +340

    Yeah so I guess 2019 wasn’t that bad

    • @benblanc2483
      @benblanc2483 4 года назад +1

      😭😭😭

    • @LTRUTH334
      @LTRUTH334 4 года назад +2

      Nope the beginning of year was funny because of Soulja Boy on The Breakfast Club

    • @LTRUTH334
      @LTRUTH334 4 года назад

      @OtherwiSe known as the 'Bruk' iight imma fw u

  • @imranfarah165
    @imranfarah165 4 года назад +801

    Me : Waiting for the "I'm going home"
    *Realize his already home*

  • @JuanVasquez-el1xt
    @JuanVasquez-el1xt 4 года назад +604

    Not even Mexican but I’ll call ice on myself and get deported.

    • @metatronblack
      @metatronblack 4 года назад +50

      I'm going with you 😂😂😂😂 I'm half Mexican

    • @MoneySG24
      @MoneySG24 4 года назад +21

      lmao he said half mexican.... originally came for the main comment but dude stole the show

    • @dianaxx9833
      @dianaxx9833 4 года назад +6

      Juan Vasquez you sure you aren’t mexican “juan vazquez”

    • @PewPew-es7mx
      @PewPew-es7mx 4 года назад

      Wtf!🤣😁🤣😁🤣😁

    • @isamic8068
      @isamic8068 4 года назад

      You mean you ain’t an illegal alien?

  • @bigdraco8515
    @bigdraco8515 2 года назад +4

    RUclips think they slick recommending this to me😭