" So Mister uhhhhh, kratos , you admit guilty to these crimes ? " " You're no one for me to justify my actions " " I did what had to be done " " Will see what the judge has to say about that "
@@adhamwashere5320You are the sum of your choices, nothing more. And because your choices never change, you will learn that your executioner intends to fuck in you prison.
I agree in GoW 1, 2, ghost, and chains, but in ascension that was him being sane and 3 he was cucoco for cocoa puffs. (Part of this psychotic breakfest)
The honor: “By killing more Gods and committing destruction of property? We also can include multiple accounts of child endangerment “. But to be fair he is sorry and all of that was self defence, I hear-by declare the defendant not guilty
@@GGGyes4764 Your honour, he stopped the madness of the corrupted Odin and served him justice as the newly elected President of Scandinavia, and he was forgiven of his crimes in Valhalla
Killing him doesn’t even work. He can serve the death penalty once and get cleared on all charges after he’s declared dead. And so when he resurrects by leaving the afterlife he’ll be a free man
I can see this in two ways. Let's first assume that the average of blood orbs dropped are 5. 1 - Each orb represents partially how much money a person's life Is worth. For the sake of argument, 1/5 of all the earnings said person amassed during their lifetime. 2 - If we're going into black market prices the same way organs are treated there, so the orbs as life essence could be worth millions each.
@skibot9974 Not necessarily. From a utility POV, there is not a lot of demand for type B blood, since you can give that person O. But rarer sub antigens can be more valuable
If we assume hacksilver holds the same value as real life hacksilver then he might be able to pay those fines since since he has millions of hacksilver pieces and each one would be extremely valuable to collectors in the modern day
@@shadowslayer2929 technically yes but he was actually the one who protected the laws of zeus and whoever didn't follow them would be killed or torured
Your honor, the defense requests the charges to be dropped because he's *REALLY* sorry and regretful of each and every one of these crimes. As for the jury, would *YOU* want to be responsible for a single father to be separated from his still developing son? Especially after such a short time after his mother passed away? Don't be the real monsters here...
@@t0f0021atreus: Literally works with a known war criminal who masterminded and led to the harm and death of at least some of every civilisation in their region to save said father. He may be dumb but at least he doesn’t want him to die
That’s what pisses me off so MUCH, you cant use modern laws before they were actually signed/implemented, the most i’ve seen of this is OSHA, it was implemented in December of 1960 (even then certain violations weren’t implemented i think), you cant have an OSHA violation in 1950 because it didn’t exist, the entire GoW franchise takes place in BC, we know this because there is a historical war shown in the games hence forth any modern law is null, this is also in the time where you can say “This man is an afront to Ares! He hid in times of his home being destroyed by invaders! Kill him!” And you would get away with it just because of that
if he stayed with her it meant the possible destruction of the entire greek world. And im sure kratos understood he didn't have the time to explain the entire situation to her. Let alone tell her she was technically already dead. If she wasn't already made aware that she was basically in the afterlife. yeah, kratos was 100% justified in making this decision
After seeing this list of crimes Kratos has done, I can 1000% truly see Kratos felt like he doesnt deserve love and redemption when Kratos was in Nordic lands. He did some fuck up shit. I would have felt I dont deserve redemption either if I was Kraros.
That’s the point of him finally being able to forgive himself when he had to face to face with his younger self. He knows he may never be forgiven by those he he hurt especially in Greece but he can tell to make amends and be better.
Those doesn’t excuse those he killed that were completely innocent. Kratos was a Spartan general and was killing innocents before he met Ares but that was just the life of a Spartan warrior in ancient times. Now you could argue that he didn’t have the choice in the matter because he was trained to be a Spartan since childhood and the life of a Spartan was brutal
@Murfy_GreenBottle Yes sir, but Poseidon attacked Kratos, so the multiple drownings will not be charged as 1st degree Genocide, but rather Involuntary Genocide
So will there be a follow-up video judging the Greek pantheon for their crimes? I imagine they're not in a position to be throwing stones (not that they're alive to speak in their defence....)
The Greek Pantheon is the governing authority of Greece and their natural position of being gods puts them above their own laws that Zeus created himself
(After his guilty conviction) *Drops the soap* Me: Why is there a circle above me? *GoW music intensifies* Kratos: I only seek what I come to destroy...
You're going directly to Hell, not jail, Hell, goodbye. *lands in front of the Hazbin Hotel* Spongebob Narrator: Several song-filled hours later... *WE CAN CHOOSE TO BE BETTER*
In a weak defense against the charges of Child Endangerment and Child Abandonment, had the defendant not chosen to leave his already deceased daughter in the Fields of Elysium, he would not have gone on to regain his Godly power and prevented a potentially devastating act of terrorism by Persephone that, if I remember correctly, would have erased the world from existence. And Kratos' reason for this was to prevent the soul of his daughter from being erased along with the world, ergo one could also say that his actions could be classified as self-defense, and defense of his child.
True. A life sentence is technically only 100 years. Kratos is roughly 30s or 40s by GoW 1 and in GoW 2018 it has been 150 years since he opened the temple. Meaning he is at least 180. On the absolute lowest possible age. However as a full God, we have seen no upper limit for their ages. Age seems to be a showing of stress or just wanting to look old more than actually age as Zeus is younger than his brother Posiden and Zeus has white hair while Posiden does not.
Answer for Betrayal is a second degree murder charge on the son of Hermes, some animal cruelty on Argos and ironically, Vigilantism as he was chasing down who killed said beast
Well in my school vr game Kratos did technically got a second pardon but its weird (during the Exogon madness incident 1 of the realms that Exogon and Goalius were transported was the GOW world after Ascension which he got involved by damaging Exogons eyes which due to how Exogon is now so wanted that his murder is the pardoning of the criminal and Exogon damaged sight got him killed as he didn't see Goalius using the Infinity Blade to behead the terrorist)
Your honor, my client has said himself that he was a "god of fool, god of pain" and also he said "a god of hope", which technically means that he has served all the allegation mention by your honor, and will offer a bail and community services as a bond, thank you your honor
Judge “ Kratos you have been sentenced to 80 death sentences and 5 million years along with 90 life sentences effective immediately” Kratos “ no “ Judge “ you’re free to go sir “
0:47 It may not be murder but these were Zeus’ pets your honour. And may I remind you Kratos was trespassing on his land that those animals were protecting. Therefore it is at the very least animal abuse.
The sisters of fate would be self defense. He didn't go to the temple specifically to kill them, he just wanted to use their power to travel time, and when he demanded it, they attacked him.
What are you talking about breaking his brother out of prison? His brother was kidnapped as a child so he was actually been acting a long-term rescue operation
I mean, when you give out a life sentence for a crime, just a single one should do it. Everything else past that is just superfluous. Whether he lives for a century or a millennia, he would be in jail for life.
I would say that, so long as they have Human sentience, the longer lived a species is, the higher the sentence for their murder should be. Considering that fighting the Gods typically puts you inside of some sort of eternal punishment, I think that killing a God would be at minimum 1,000 life sentences.
Wouldn't decapitating and taking helios' head count as indignity of a dead body (wore on belt) And dismembering a human body on top of the murder charge
...Your honour, my client claims that he was at war for about 5/6ths of these charges, including basically everything before 2005, (GoW1) as well as through almost everything in 2007 (GoW2). Oh, and 2010 (GoW3)... So basically everything. What do you mean killing non combatants is a war crime?
Your honor, in my client’s defense, he was slightly pissed off.😡
Insanity plea.
Your honor, I plea for Insanity since he did all of this while hallucinating about greek gods.
*SLIGHTLY*
Yea! >=(
" So Mister uhhhhh, kratos , you admit guilty to these crimes ? "
" You're no one for me to justify my actions " " I did what had to be done "
" Will see what the judge has to say about that "
I was not prepared to hear Kratos being guilty of tax evasion.
I was ready to forgive him, but tax evasion? Now we have crossed the line
Funny how i seen this comment as that charge was brought up
YOOO ME TOO
You know he's fucked at that point.
@@thescorpion575lmfaooo funny bro
Your honor, my client said he was sorry.
This is God of War, not Tekken.
Shall I bring him a crown then?
He still commits crimes but now he's sad about it?
Judge: Do not be sorry, be better.
@@adhamwashere5320You are the sum of your choices, nothing more. And because your choices never change, you will learn that your executioner intends to fuck in you prison.
That was butter smooth.
To be fair, you could use the argument that Kratos was being coerced or not in a sane state of mind during the Greek saga.
Not in GoW III
@@arrownoirthat was the most insane Kratos has ever been, lol
@@arrownoirWhy?
I agree in GoW 1, 2, ghost, and chains, but in ascension that was him being sane and 3 he was cucoco for cocoa puffs. (Part of this psychotic breakfest)
@@martinc8965Because he chose to attack Olympus. There was no I that coerced him into doing it.
imagine trying defend Kratos in court xD
"Your honor my client cannot be held liable for these crimes, he claims insanity."
Imagine trying to arrest kratos in the first place 😂
He would add your death to his crimes😂
Shit works for joker every time
@@Fernando5455JrJoker is (usually) rich as fuck and operates in a city run by greedy bastards.
Saul Goodman: “your honor shut the fuck up because you wasn’t there.”
Your honor, my client spent the two most recent games and a DLC showing how sorry he is.
The honor: “By killing more Gods and committing destruction of property? We also can include multiple accounts of child endangerment “. But to be fair he is sorry and all of that was self defence, I hear-by declare the defendant not guilty
@@GGGyes4764 Your honour, he stopped the madness of the corrupted Odin and served him justice as the newly elected President of Scandinavia, and he was forgiven of his crimes in Valhalla
@@chad-bin-sigma understandable have a nice day
@@GGGyes4764 thanks, won't do it again
Which culminated in him SAVING THE REALMS FROM THE END OF THE WORLD
Your honor, with all due respect, you weren't there
Lol
HHaha
You won 😂
Your honor
Please do not make my client angry
Please
Your honor, my client pleads "oopsie daisy"
God of War 3 was Kratos's court case and Kratos represented himself.
And he was everyones judge jury and executioner
your Honor, my client had nightmares and the gods broke a pinky promise!
Your honour, my client pleaded "oopsie"
It's funny that even if Kratos was imprisoned for his crimes, he would still be alive after serving his sentence.
yeah, that makes the punishment seem a bit light considering everything.
Killing him doesn’t even work. He can serve the death penalty once and get cleared on all charges after he’s declared dead. And so when he resurrects by leaving the afterlife he’ll be a free man
@@TheUncivilizedNationhe’ll be a free man like Morgan in this betch
Not actually, he is around a 1000 years old@@VatanKomurcu
Also which police officer is going to stop kratos?!💀
not even saul goodman can fix this💀
So if Kratos has to pay fines, what is the exchange rate between blood orbs and USD.
Good question, I’m assuming blood orbs from rarer blood types would yield a higher currency
I can see this in two ways. Let's first assume that the average of blood orbs dropped are 5.
1 - Each orb represents partially how much money a person's life Is worth. For the sake of argument, 1/5 of all the earnings said person amassed during their lifetime.
2 - If we're going into black market prices the same way organs are treated there, so the orbs as life essence could be worth millions each.
@skibot9974 Not necessarily. From a utility POV, there is not a lot of demand for type B blood, since you can give that person O. But rarer sub antigens can be more valuable
Then he just keeps getting charged for trying to obtain the blood orbs 😭
If we assume hacksilver holds the same value as real life hacksilver then he might be able to pay those fines since since he has millions of hacksilver pieces and each one would be extremely valuable to collectors in the modern day
Even if you give his the death penalty he will just climb out of hell
Ikr🤣
The Funny Part Is That Kratos In Actual Mythology Was The God Who Sent Punishments To People Who Commited Crimes😂
Actually he's the god of strength right?🤔
@@shadowslayer2929 technically yes but he was actually the one who protected the laws of zeus and whoever didn't follow them would be killed or torured
The irony
Cratus is his mythology name.
kratos doesnt exist in actual greek mythology
Kratos breaking a blood oath with Ares qualifying as tax evasion was something I was not ready for.
Your honor, the defense requests the charges to be dropped because he's *REALLY* sorry and regretful of each and every one of these crimes.
As for the jury, would *YOU* want to be responsible for a single father to be separated from his still developing son? Especially after such a short time after his mother passed away? Don't be the real monsters here...
I feel as if living with the weight of every single bit of remorse all these crimes carry is emotionally torturous enough as a consequence...
To be fair, seems like Atreus dont wanna be around him anyway, maybe better off? 🤷
Jury: Not Guilty! On the grounds that I want to live!
Your honor, it’s been 1000 years since, forgive ma boy Kratos
@@t0f0021atreus: Literally works with a known war criminal who masterminded and led to the harm and death of at least some of every civilisation in their region to save said father. He may be dumb but at least he doesn’t want him to die
I'm just trying to imagine Atreus' reaction to a court judge casually listing all the crimes of his father
Imagine Kratos having to explain the incest charge.
@@AgentHooligansweet home Alabama
Your honor, my client pleads "whoopsy Daisy"
😆 🤣
The court" Guilty!"
Kratos"NO PRISON CAN HOLD ME!!!"
Kratos: "The hands of Death could not defeat me, the Sisters of Fate could not hold me, and YOU WILL NOT SEND ME TO JAIL! I *WILL* HAVE MY REVENGE!"
Would have loved if this was Greek laws instead of American laws.
That'd be serious commitment to justice lol
In Greek laws he would prolly get the most special celestial torture or sum 💀
Murder would end in death stealing death Breaking things up cant replace death death death 😂
That’s what pisses me off so MUCH, you cant use modern laws before they were actually signed/implemented, the most i’ve seen of this is OSHA, it was implemented in December of 1960 (even then certain violations weren’t implemented i think), you cant have an OSHA violation in 1950 because it didn’t exist, the entire GoW franchise takes place in BC, we know this because there is a historical war shown in the games hence forth any modern law is null, this is also in the time where you can say “This man is an afront to Ares! He hid in times of his home being destroyed by invaders! Kill him!” And you would get away with it just because of that
he would probably be free in 10 years the most.
11:11 - 11:39 I don't agree with the Child Endangerment part because Kratos was doing it to save her 😂
And she was already dead so I don't think that's gonna stick in court
@@mpsins Exactly
if he stayed with her it meant the possible destruction of the entire greek world. And im sure kratos understood he didn't have the time to explain the entire situation to her. Let alone tell her she was technically already dead. If she wasn't already made aware that she was basically in the afterlife.
yeah, kratos was 100% justified in making this decision
And I don't agree with plenty of other pathetic laws yet the fools all believe they're always right
Kratos: "Im not locked here with you, YOU'RE LOCKED HERE WITH ME!"
After seeing this list of crimes Kratos has done, I can 1000% truly see Kratos felt like he doesnt deserve love and redemption when Kratos was in Nordic lands.
He did some fuck up shit. I would have felt I dont deserve redemption either if I was Kraros.
That’s the point of him finally being able to forgive himself when he had to face to face with his younger self. He knows he may never be forgiven by those he he hurt especially in Greece but he can tell to make amends and be better.
@@JuwanBuchanan mhm
and I'm proud of him for facing these feelings and processing them
In his defense he told most all those he killed or dismembered to get out his way or else
Those doesn’t excuse those he killed that were completely innocent. Kratos was a Spartan general and was killing innocents before he met Ares but that was just the life of a Spartan warrior in ancient times. Now you could argue that he didn’t have the choice in the matter because he was trained to be a Spartan since childhood and the life of a Spartan was brutal
If Kratos was charged for his crimes there isn't a prison in all the realms that could hold him!
*Your honor, everything tried to kill Kratos*
@Murfy_GreenBottle Yes sir, but Poseidon attacked Kratos, so the multiple drownings will not be charged as 1st degree Genocide, but rather Involuntary Genocide
So will there be a follow-up video judging the Greek pantheon for their crimes? I imagine they're not in a position to be throwing stones (not that they're alive to speak in their defence....)
Yeah just the rape charges alone would burry the majority of the Greek pantheon, that's not counting all the tortures and body mutilations
The Greek Pantheon is the governing authority of Greece and their natural position of being gods puts them above their own laws that Zeus created himself
he who lives in a glass house...
is advised to fuck in the basement.
@@TheUncivilizedNationI say you are no fun , ten years in solitary confinement !
Things get interesting when you realize your life sentences aren’t the same as his life sentences.
Brooo
Everybody remember:
If you did it, Better Call Saul
If you DIDN’T do it call Phoenix Wright
Wise words
(After his guilty conviction)
*Drops the soap*
Me: Why is there a circle above me?
*GoW music intensifies*
Kratos: I only seek what I come to destroy...
Oh nah 💀
🤣🤣
Your honor, he was mildly inconvenienced
You're going directly to Hell, not jail, Hell, goodbye.
*lands in front of the Hazbin Hotel*
Spongebob Narrator: Several song-filled hours later...
*WE CAN CHOOSE TO BE BETTER*
Reminds me of a recent hazbin meme where it's OJ Simpson entering the place
@@ThatGuy-ky2yf Yeah, except Kratos actually feels guilt about all the blood on his hands
😂
You know, I actually think that Kratos would be a welcome addition to the cast of that show lol
@@potatosoup9536 Kratos: For the sake of our children, we must be better.
Adam: FUCK THEM KIDS
Technically, Lahkesis and Atropos(2 of the Sisters of Fate) are alive. They're just trapped in their mirror forever
Your honor, my client is simply built different
In a weak defense against the charges of Child Endangerment and Child Abandonment, had the defendant not chosen to leave his already deceased daughter in the Fields of Elysium, he would not have gone on to regain his Godly power and prevented a potentially devastating act of terrorism by Persephone that, if I remember correctly, would have erased the world from existence. And Kratos' reason for this was to prevent the soul of his daughter from being erased along with the world, ergo one could also say that his actions could be classified as self-defense, and defense of his child.
If they give him hard numbers, he would be able to eventually get out since he’s practically immortal.
True. A life sentence is technically only 100 years.
Kratos is roughly 30s or 40s by GoW 1 and in GoW 2018 it has been 150 years since he opened the temple.
Meaning he is at least 180. On the absolute lowest possible age.
However as a full God, we have seen no upper limit for their ages. Age seems to be a showing of stress or just wanting to look old more than actually age as Zeus is younger than his brother Posiden and Zeus has white hair while Posiden does not.
Kratos being charged for tax evasion and incest were not in my bingo card this year 😂
In my client's defence: Freebird was playing
As the defendants lawyer, this is my statement, your honour, my clients father was a prick
“This is the God that murdered a pantheon because they *hurt his feelings?”*
your honor, the world my client destroyed doesnt uhh exist anymore so those laws cannot be applied to him
"I need to end up CLEAN"
*the fucking lawler:*
Answer for Betrayal is a second degree murder charge on the son of Hermes, some animal cruelty on Argos and ironically, Vigilantism as he was chasing down who killed said beast
Jury: Guilty
Kratos: So anyway I started blasting...
Your honor, my client promised that he will be better
Your honor, I would like to point out that Hercules would not leave my client be after he specifically said he didn't want to fight him
Kratos did tax evasion? He's just as bad as Yoshi.
Tbf it is more like not paying a loan shark so tax evasion but smaller than government level
If he was charged..... Nothing would happen, he'd just kill whoever tried to arrest him. Roll credits
Well in my school vr game Kratos did technically got a second pardon but its weird (during the Exogon madness incident 1 of the realms that Exogon and Goalius were transported was the GOW world after Ascension which he got involved by damaging Exogons eyes which due to how Exogon is now so wanted that his murder is the pardoning of the criminal and Exogon damaged sight got him killed as he didn't see Goalius using the Infinity Blade to behead the terrorist)
he commited second degree murder against Poseidon
Your honor, he is Kratos.
I can't believe he didn't add genocide
Kratos would live through whatever sentencing you give him.
you honor my client says he had a bad day
Your honor, my client has said himself that he was a "god of fool, god of pain" and also he said "a god of hope", which technically means that he has served all the allegation mention by your honor, and will offer a bail and community services as a bond, thank you your honor
As a member of the jury, I believe the fact he killed that asshole Hermes is enough to absolve him of all crimes. Thank you.
Atreus: father, how many crimes have you committed?
Kratos: yes
Funny thing that with everything Kratos did, Norway would only sentence Kratos to a maximum of 25 years
i mean what can they do lmao he’ll just slaughter the entire prison and continue on his journey
6:37 In my clients defense, this property was trying to kill my client, he done it in self-defense
Your honor i demand these charges be immediately dropped as as this is a case of force majeure as Kratos is a god he may do as he pleases
Your honour my client got betrayed by gods he worked for a they didn't complete their part of the contract they should be judged as well
Your honor, this is just standard behavior for a Spartan
My judge Mr Kratos would have a word with you in the circle room
My boy even found a way to get a tax evasion charge snuck in
“Your Honor, is there a charge for massacring a pantheon?”
Your honor, I must reiterate that my client is, in the words of the prosecution's witness, a calm and reasonable person
Objection your honor, The water horses tried to kill kratos their for it was self defence.
Judge “ Kratos you have been sentenced to 80 death sentences and 5 million years along with 90 life sentences effective immediately”
Kratos “ no “
Judge “ you’re free to go sir “
Do Cole MacGrath from Infamous! I smell a video series from this! Please do it! 🙏
Would that be just evil Cole or both?
Both.
Or Nathan Drake.
The guy murdered a small country.
@@CyborgCharlotteEither one
0:47 It may not be murder but these were Zeus’ pets your honour. And may I remind you Kratos was trespassing on his land that those animals were protecting. Therefore it is at the very least animal abuse.
Objection - counting God kills as human murders.
short answer, beyond the universal scale of anything possible.
The sisters of fate would be self defense. He didn't go to the temple specifically to kill them, he just wanted to use their power to travel time, and when he demanded it, they attacked him.
What are you talking about breaking his brother out of prison? His brother was kidnapped as a child so he was actually been acting a long-term rescue operation
There’s only one man who can get this guy off
Your honor, you forgot, Omnicide and genocide
I mean, when you give out a life sentence for a crime, just a single one should do it. Everything else past that is just superfluous. Whether he lives for a century or a millennia, he would be in jail for life.
I would say that, so long as they have Human sentience, the longer lived a species is, the higher the sentence for their murder should be.
Considering that fighting the Gods typically puts you inside of some sort of eternal punishment, I think that killing a God would be at minimum 1,000 life sentences.
Kratos is beyond the laws of men.
ikr
The "Tax Evasion" made me laugh.
"Your honour, my client had nightmares"
"Case adjourned, defendant not guilty"
Kratos cannot be charged under American law, Due to none of his crimes being committed on American soil or against American citizens
Your search history must have been wild to Google the sentence lengths. 😂
Your honor my client pleads “whoopsy daisy”
Your honor, my client pleads whoopsy daisy. 😂
Members of the jury and Judge I believe that Kratos should also be charged with Regicide for every Titan, Titaness, God, & Goddess that he kills
I suggest he gets a sentence of time served
kratos:so.u are gonna put me in prision
are u sure about that
Tax evasion and Child endangerment? Kratos would be a perfect fit as CEO for Tesla.
Wouldn't decapitating and taking helios' head count as indignity of a dead body (wore on belt)
And dismembering a human body on top of the murder charge
The court would like to call Arthas Menethil, former King to the Kingdom of Lordaeron, and once Lich King, to the stand.
Objection, my client was having nightmares…
I love the bit at the end of "the defendant has fled the court room... which is out of our duristiction"
I have to ask... how well do the charges hold up when the nation involved, umm... ceases to be, more or less?
The funny part is I'm pretty sure Kratos is still biologically immortal, so he'd be able to live out his sentence.
Personally I'd argue that gow 2 should count as resisting sentence as Kratos went out of his way to not kill himself
...Your honour, my client claims that he was at war for about 5/6ths of these charges, including basically everything before 2005, (GoW1) as well as through almost everything in 2007 (GoW2). Oh, and 2010 (GoW3)... So basically everything. What do you mean killing non combatants is a war crime?
Your honor, my client simply was a little angry that morning
Your honor, you were not there.