I was at Randy's Nashville show and randy helped me learn that I actually have wheezing laugh that can only be achieved by a story about a girl named phoebe
I went on an international school trip, and one of the students on the trip is really interested in geology. By the end of the trip, they had a one gallon baggie *full* of rocks from several of the countries we went to (including Iceland, England, Belgium, and France). We were in our way back to the US, and they were stopped at security, and I saw security slowly pull the one gallon baggie of rocks out of their suitcase, they exchanged some words (I was too far away to hear), and the rocks were then put back into the suitcase, and they were allowed to continue. Easily one of the funniest airport experiences I’ve seen
My amusing airport story is all security being put on high alert at Heathrow for a bomb threat in my bag. It was a rubik's cube. They asked me to solve it to get through security.
Audiences whenever you mention a random place in the country in America: 😁😁😁 Audiences whenever you mention a random place in the country in the UK: 😡😡😡
Randy I saw you in Providence and me and my dad loved it. My favorite part was when your little table thing (you described it as an ironing board with some fabric taped to it) almost collapsed and you had to get someone in the audience to help you fix it
I'm from Eureka, dude. If you were the most suspicious thing that cop saw all day...wait, there is no way you were the most suspicious thing he saw. And as for strangers giving you free drugs...welcome to Humboldt county, mate! My wife was in Old Town Eureka with my, then, two-year-old who was pitching an absolute fit. A homeless lady felt sorry for my wife and handed her a fist full of bud.
My friend once made us a hash christmas cake. We shared it between us. My husband and I had a huge piece on Christmas eve and oh lord, we were away with the fairies. I've never had the munchies so bad. I sent him into the kitchen to get food, but he came back scared because the kitchen was, as he put it, "too long". We had 15 minutes to go before a tv programme was on that we wanted to watch, and it was the longest 15 minutes of my life. Great fun.
I think I need to stop watching stuff from Randy at school before I get home, I think I actually have tears in my eyes from trying to hold my laughter in and not look weird at seemingly laughing at nothing since I’ve got earbuds in
Also, they may be decriminalized, but they are still illegal at the federal level (same with weed), so attempting to take them through TSA checkpoints is a federal offense.
Yeah, not a good idea to mess around with that. Idk how people just forget they have drugs in their bag when they go to the airport (bc this is not the first story like this I’ve heard), because I’m practically sweating bullets when I go through security, and the most illegal thing I’ve ever done is break the speed limit.
Naming places is the clappiest humor in US comedy. I challenge you to find one place that people will actually groan and boo when they hear it. Those places exist in the US, you just have to feel them out to know "Oh yeah, this is this shit bit of America."
Man, the material is funny enough though not ground breaking, BUT HE DELIVERY!!! This is Geneva-convention-breaking laser-guided precision bunker-busting joke-munition.
This makes me think of the number of times I've heard people say it's almost unsettling how friendly the people of Colorado are compared to practically everywhere else 😂😂😂
There was one gal that came from Mexico that told me it's a "bad" thing for new immigrants to move here and experience the niceties before moving to another state. It was something about the immigrants getting used to the positive interaction when other states will treat them extremely poorly or with heavy racism.
Ahhh, nothing like a good dose of psilocybin to get you on your way 😅 Last year I ate a quarter of an ounce and had Wood Lovers Syndrome. It caused 4 hours of total body paralysis! I'm glad it wasn't my first rodeo cuz I would have freaked out 😮😅
And then there was 7. Randy you crack me up. I get it, my best friend gets it, ..... my wife not so much. You can rant my friend. Rantafuckingrific! (That sounded Aussie, but it ain't, it just shit ain't.) I seen it man, I seen it! Rinse and repeat isn't new.. it's.... a repeated rinse. I know you know you what you know that I know and is what it isn't that is, but kinda isn't. Shit, look at me, ranting as if I'm a professional. It could've been six, hell, fucking eight. But it's 7. Just fucking seven.
what i find funny is the eureka airport literally is a log cabin... its so small. btw just be glad you didnt get some good old Humboldt weed... pre legalization weed was so damn strong. now its kinda meh. -former humboldt resident
Please insult my Danish history :D Vikings and their horns :D we are everywhere :D we aint evil or racists.. i missed your show in københavn, because it is sad that everything has to be in the freaking capital of a nation :D i live in Jutland Aarhus :D and i love comedy.. do you have video clips of your show in denmark :D i would like to see it my friend :D stay strong
"You're very unified as a country, aren't you?" You obviously know nothing about American politics, Randy. There's nothing unified about American politics.
Came from watching another stand up artist that was like "how bad are you at life that you grab the wrong bag at the airport?" Just food for thought lmao
"Quickly! Back to the airport! Some son of a BITCH is touching my SHIT!!"
One of his best lines.
To quote George Carlin:
Did you ever notice that their stuff is shit...but your shit is STUFF."
One of?
Right up there with MOOOOOOOOOORRRRRGAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!
I was at Randy's Nashville show and randy helped me learn that I actually have wheezing laugh that can only be achieved by a story about a girl named phoebe
The sound of leaves rustling in the wind... PH-oeeeeeeebeeee
That shit had me in tears… the “Oh nooooooo” I let out when he said he picked up a rock.
Is that show online somewhere?
Saw the exact same show performed in Indy too. Poor Simone de Bouvuaure XD
@@goodpie2772 I don't believe so the location and randy were big on the no phones thing
The way his eyes are just unblinking, and the way his head shakes ever so slightly is so god damn funny
He looks so unhinged when he does it
I swear, it feels like he blinks sometimes.
I think he does the same expressions and mannerisms as the Muppets, or Lazy Town characters
I always picture the puppet in all his stories doing all this shit. It helps that I have no idea what he looks like.😂🤣
There are videos of randy doing interviews you can see what he looks like.
Dude that's discrimination, that's just what he looks like. The table is just because he likes to free ball it lol
son,you just described puppetry
@@mremu4358You’ve now put the idea in my head that some comedian has done this. Thank you lol
Hes purple ish
"Sonofabitch"
-the officer watching this video
I knew that goddamned puppet looked suspicious.
Oof- grabbing the wrong bag must be chaos and pure panic. Just as bad as having your flight delayed multiple times
That’s why I open my bag in the airport to check or just have carryon only.
I went on an international school trip, and one of the students on the trip is really interested in geology. By the end of the trip, they had a one gallon baggie *full* of rocks from several of the countries we went to (including Iceland, England, Belgium, and France). We were in our way back to the US, and they were stopped at security, and I saw security slowly pull the one gallon baggie of rocks out of their suitcase, they exchanged some words (I was too far away to hear), and the rocks were then put back into the suitcase, and they were allowed to continue. Easily one of the funniest airport experiences I’ve seen
My amusing airport story is all security being put on high alert at Heathrow for a bomb threat in my bag. It was a rubik's cube. They asked me to solve it to get through security.
Cool story bro🙄
thats a nice one
*Rubiks
@@CubedCanine *Rubik's
@@Gnumph-iq3yq Nvm, you are correct, I was thinking of the website.
How Randy keeps a straight face, whilst telling these jokes is beyond me. How does he do it?
Audiences whenever you mention a random place in the country in America: 😁😁😁
Audiences whenever you mention a random place in the country in the UK: 😡😡😡
Randy took my shit!!!!
Great stuff you touch on and find humor in that practically everyone can relate with . If in deed they came from this planet !
Watched this 10 times over and still hilarious everytime! Hoping you come to the UK soon!
You either time traveled to write this, or you watched whole show 10 times
@@Puj0 I watched the full show which has this on. It’s on the Smug Druggles video 🤙
I regret to inform you that happened a few months ago.
He says so I ate them
I said out loud all of them?
And he responds, all of them, I died laughing
"Fweee! Fweeee!"
That flight was the longest 3 weeks of my life.
@@xbloxlive5454 lol
Randy I saw you in Providence and me and my dad loved it. My favorite part was when your little table thing (you described it as an ironing board with some fabric taped to it) almost collapsed and you had to get someone in the audience to help you fix it
I'm from Eureka, dude. If you were the most suspicious thing that cop saw all day...wait, there is no way you were the most suspicious thing he saw. And as for strangers giving you free drugs...welcome to Humboldt county, mate! My wife was in Old Town Eureka with my, then, two-year-old who was pitching an absolute fit. A homeless lady felt sorry for my wife and handed her a fist full of bud.
she’s a little confused but she’s got the spirit
0:52 😂😂😂 had me shiting myself
My friend once made us a hash christmas cake. We shared it between us. My husband and I had a huge piece on Christmas eve and oh lord, we were away with the fairies. I've never had the munchies so bad. I sent him into the kitchen to get food, but he came back scared because the kitchen was, as he put it, "too long". We had 15 minutes to go before a tv programme was on that we wanted to watch, and it was the longest 15 minutes of my life. Great fun.
Eagle screech is so good
Omg imagine being on a plane with this guy at the time
My son and I were at this show. My face still hurts from laughing!!
"i might've been in the shit bit" my mind immediately went to santa cruz
Stuff like these storys is why I’m subbed to you😂
Fweeeee,fweeeee😂😂😂😂😂
I think I need to stop watching stuff from Randy at school before I get home, I think I actually have tears in my eyes from trying to hold my laughter in and not look weird at seemingly laughing at nothing since I’ve got earbuds in
I missed you in Nashville! Won’t make that mistake again!!! 💜💜
Watching this from Frankfurt airport.
Frankfurt Wooo!!
On mushys!?!
@@baabaabaa2293 what's mushys?
@@dumskaft Australian for magic mushrooms mate.
That must of been one heck of a trip. One mushroom you are usually high for up to 4 hours then it wears off.
Me everyday at work. Any fucking way🤣🤣🤣
Love me some randy scraps
Also, they may be decriminalized, but they are still illegal at the federal level (same with weed), so attempting to take them through TSA checkpoints is a federal offense.
Yeah, not a good idea to mess around with that. Idk how people just forget they have drugs in their bag when they go to the airport (bc this is not the first story like this I’ve heard), because I’m practically sweating bullets when I go through security, and the most illegal thing I’ve ever done is break the speed limit.
It was the FWEEEEEEE… FWEEEEEE for me
I was at this show In Philadelphia was awesome lol never heard of this guy now I'm a loyal subscriber
Naming places is the clappiest humor in US comedy. I challenge you to find one place that people will actually groan and boo when they hear it. Those places exist in the US, you just have to feel them out to know "Oh yeah, this is this shit bit of America."
This guy really is funny i'm impressed.
So relatable!
Hey at least he didn't try and shut down the engines lol
Man, the material is funny enough though not ground breaking, BUT HE DELIVERY!!! This is Geneva-convention-breaking laser-guided precision bunker-busting joke-munition.
Yay
Best idea ever
This makes me think of the number of times I've heard people say it's almost unsettling how friendly the people of Colorado are compared to practically everywhere else 😂😂😂
There was one gal that came from Mexico that told me it's a "bad" thing for new immigrants to move here and experience the niceties before moving to another state. It was something about the immigrants getting used to the positive interaction when other states will treat them extremely poorly or with heavy racism.
I am so glad that you too know the feeling of jelly bones
We are United for a reason
Nowhere in all of, Eureka, was Randy Feltface Show, advertised at all: I'd've paid to see his face seeing the Airport; nobody tells me anything here.
When will you be coming to Canada this year? And could you make St. John’s Newfoundland one of your stops 🙏🏻
"Hiiiiiiii~"
FWWWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Great entertainment 😅 👍
Better then Jeff Dunham
I have ears, that’s discrimination!
Rrrrrrraaaaaannnnnnnndyyyyyyyyyyy!
Woo!
FWEEE
FWEEEEEEEEE
How many costumes has he got for randy
Ahhh, nothing like a good dose of psilocybin to get you on your way 😅 Last year I ate a quarter of an ounce and had Wood Lovers Syndrome. It caused 4 hours of total body paralysis! I'm glad it wasn't my first rodeo cuz I would have freaked out 😮😅
Hello randy
Hey Randy! What are the odds you have the “Puma booma” song from Indianapolis?? Would love to see that again 😅
🎉
FWEEEEE!
And then there was 7.
Randy you crack me up. I get it, my best friend gets it, ..... my wife not so much. You can rant my friend. Rantafuckingrific! (That sounded Aussie, but it ain't, it just shit ain't.) I seen it man, I seen it! Rinse and repeat isn't new.. it's.... a repeated rinse. I know you know you what you know that I know and is what it isn't that is, but kinda isn't. Shit, look at me, ranting as if I'm a professional. It could've been six, hell, fucking eight. But it's 7. Just fucking seven.
what i find funny is the eureka airport literally is a log cabin... its so small. btw just be glad you didnt get some good old Humboldt weed... pre legalization weed was so damn strong. now its kinda meh. -former humboldt resident
CALIFORNIA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*googles california mushroom law* What do you mean they're not illegal?
I was born in Eureka. How was the zoo and the temperature?
THWEEEEEEEEEEEE
THWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
🍄😅🤠💜
FOUIIIIII
Please insult my Danish history :D Vikings and their horns :D we are everywhere :D we aint evil or racists.. i missed your show in københavn, because it is sad that everything has to be in the freaking capital of a nation :D i live in Jutland Aarhus :D and i love comedy.. do you have video clips of your show in denmark :D i would like to see it my friend :D stay strong
In Randy's country, we travel 3000kms to see a concert, because internationals think there is only ONE city in a country the size of Europe.
2:20
I guess nobody told you that shrooms are legal in California lol
"You're very unified as a country, aren't you?"
You obviously know nothing about American politics, Randy. There's nothing unified about American politics.
First
Came from watching another stand up artist that was like "how bad are you at life that you grab the wrong bag at the airport?"
Just food for thought lmao
ecaftlef ydnar. Have fun.
.revelc yrev, ereht did uoy tahw ees I
Woo!