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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
  • My introduction to the ways of the American gas station...
    🟣Merch: randyfeltface....
    🟣Instagram: / randyfeltface
    🟣Tour Dates: www.feltface.com
    🟣TikTok: / randyfeltface
    🟣Facebook: / randyfeltface
    🟣Official Website: www.feltface.com
    💥About Randy💥
    Since beginning his comedy career in Melbourne, Australia in 2005, Randy Feltface has written and performed eight solo stand-up comedy shows, released three comedy specials, played sold-out seasons in London and New York, and been nominated for Best Comedy at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. He made his US television debut on NBC’s Bring The Funny in 2019 and has been invited to perform at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal on four separate occasions.
    In 2010 Randy joined forces with musical comedian Sammy J to create Ricketts Lane, which won Best Show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and went on to become a television series of the same name, airing in 2015 on ABC TV in Australia, Seeso in the US and Netflix in the UK. Randy's role in Sammy J & Randy in Ricketts Lane earned him an AACTA Award nomination for best performer in a comedy series, the first non-human performer to be recognized in this category. He opened his most recent show Modus Operandy at the Sydney Opera House as part of the 2019 Just For Laughs Festival before shows in London, Amsterdam and an extensive North American tour. Randy’s live show is a high-energy existential crisis, full of biting observations, razor-sharp crowd work, and rapid arm movements.
    © Randy Feltface
    #randyfeltface #puppet #comedy

Комментарии • 146

  • @lilyboo3445
    @lilyboo3445 Год назад +570

    "THIS IS MY DREAM.... for three days tops"-every three yr old ever

  • @fruitygranulizer540
    @fruitygranulizer540 Год назад +602

    i love how this whole sketch starts off by randy accusing america of being a bunch of gas theives, and then the story turns out to be how he stole gas LOL

    • @duartevilelas9688
      @duartevilelas9688 Год назад +28

      The embodiment of "How the turn tables" 😅👌

    • @tordeskilbo
      @tordeskilbo Год назад

      It happened BECAUSE of the US' stupid way of paying for petrol

    • @tylerkeenan4390
      @tylerkeenan4390 10 месяцев назад +8

      Thanks for giving away the punchline 😊😊

    • @fruitygranulizer540
      @fruitygranulizer540 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@tylerkeenan4390 haha yeah that’s why i never read the comments before watching the video

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@fruitygranulizer540Haha yeah or you can just not spoil the punchline first thing

  • @pink_plasticbag
    @pink_plasticbag Год назад +102

    right after Randy shouted "WHERE THE F*CK AM I?? "auto-subtitles says "hahaha foreigner" 4:55

  • @StupidSega
    @StupidSega Год назад +50

    The demon scream actually made me cry-laugh. Come to Sweden!

  • @rustyhelm93
    @rustyhelm93 Год назад +333

    Randy Feltface is the definition of "That's oddly specific" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @WhereIsIvory
    @WhereIsIvory Год назад +66

    This had me on the floor laughing, I love this story.

  • @bennyboogenheimer4553
    @bennyboogenheimer4553 Год назад +373

    Gas Theft, automatically makes Randy an American, dozen it? 😂🤣😂

    • @taylorsloley4170
      @taylorsloley4170 Год назад +27

      I'm pretty sure Randy was granted citizenship the second he did that

    • @lilyboo3445
      @lilyboo3445 Год назад +11

      Nothing says American like ✨gass theviory✨

    • @lilyboo3445
      @lilyboo3445 Год назад +5

      Nothing says American like ✨gass theviory✨

    • @bennyboogenheimer4553
      @bennyboogenheimer4553 Год назад +3

      @@lilyboo3445 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @theginganinjaofficial
      @theginganinjaofficial Год назад +3

      Was just about to make the same comment lol

  • @jazzbutterworth
    @jazzbutterworth Год назад +112

    "I wouldn't be giving her my keys. She been drunk since 1984!" BEST. LINE. EVER! 😂

  • @gianlucatartaro1335
    @gianlucatartaro1335 4 месяца назад +4

    “Ahhh fkn did ya, Nostradamus?” This has been my universal response to “I knew it!” for ages now 😂

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 Год назад +41

    Someone: “This inanimate puppet appears and the bloke tells jokes while waving the puppet’s arms about.”
    Me: “When does the inanimate puppet appear? This purple faced bloke is f*cking hilarious!”

  • @chocobroodje4128
    @chocobroodje4128 Год назад +37

    This comedian can now enjoy all the benefits of fame without any of the disadvantages. Super smart.

  • @bel4379
    @bel4379 Год назад +40

    “Who said political comedy can’t be fun?” *Randy Feltface jumpscare*

  • @juliane9163
    @juliane9163 Год назад +13

    “I’ll stop you there…it’s got no gas in it”😂😂😂😂

  • @NateCummings
    @NateCummings Год назад +107

    Randy for the New Mad Max movie, cmon now

    • @dwolf4164
      @dwolf4164 Год назад +5

      Yes crowd-fund that shit.❤👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🔥

    • @deathblade8107
      @deathblade8107 Год назад +2

      Yes

    • @cristianluna7508
      @cristianluna7508 Год назад +7

      I have never agreed more with a movie suggestion until now who do we call to make this happen?

    • @SnarkNSass
      @SnarkNSass Год назад +2

      There's gonna be a New Mad Max movie 🍿🎥😳

    • @reopreop4690
      @reopreop4690 Год назад +2

      F yes ....... 😂

  • @DannyWood7989
    @DannyWood7989 6 месяцев назад +4

    02:25 I can't handle the headbang. 😂

  • @duartevilelas9688
    @duartevilelas9688 Год назад +6

    "ey did nut, come bach😐"
    That broke me🤣🤣🤣

  • @timbramkamp879
    @timbramkamp879 Год назад +73

    That demonic scream tho..

  • @Computron64
    @Computron64 Год назад +27

    When you think about it, maybe there really should be a button for "fill her up" at the gas pump? 😄

  • @notleefy9837
    @notleefy9837 Год назад +92

    Randy must know that caravanning through the States is like traversing uncharted land

  • @Beaut_Beau
    @Beaut_Beau Год назад +17

    One of the funniest comedians of all time, every video i have ever watched has been god damned hilarious!!!

  • @MollyDollyy774
    @MollyDollyy774 11 месяцев назад +9

    That situation with the Gas... Is just *_T E R R I F Y I N G_*

    • @spv4711
      @spv4711 5 месяцев назад +1

      Same AND I'M AMERICAN

  • @alyssavarner8474
    @alyssavarner8474 Год назад +11

    Saw this show, saw you again in Philly a month or so ago… will see you again in dc!

  • @kurtnelle
    @kurtnelle Год назад +7

    Man, this guy never blinks.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 Год назад +12

    “…Which is the gas station equivalent of erectile dysfunction.”

    • @ProtoBlueGaming
      @ProtoBlueGaming Год назад +3

      Best quote in the show, maybe only second to "That's like YOU shitting your pants because I had Wendy's 3 days ago"

  • @bocowan9106
    @bocowan9106 Год назад +43

    Saw your show in Nashville. You were legendary!!!! Hope to see you live again 😁
    You should totally do your next special here

    • @snowman21279
      @snowman21279 Год назад +3

      I was gonna see that show, but tickets were out just hours after he added Nashville. I’ll have to catch the next one

  • @cartersmith6628
    @cartersmith6628 2 месяца назад +1

    As someone who worked in a gas station and has been on the other side of this interaction MANY times it’s nice to see the customer’s side. Like even if it was on the other side of the country I’ve been in this situation more times than I could count. Btw for a country so obsessed with oil, our gas station system do NOT work very well

  • @Bad_Llama
    @Bad_Llama Год назад +13

    In the 90s I worked at a convenience stores and quickly learned that most people are awful. The term drive-offs was new to me but I soon learned gas thieves come in every stripe.

  • @xxSeanVxx
    @xxSeanVxx Год назад +8

    The delivery is so good

  • @SFVariety
    @SFVariety 6 месяцев назад +3

    Aussies are just a treat you cant overdose on tbh

  • @KotaIsBored
    @KotaIsBored Год назад +44

    As someone living in Texas, thank you for pissing off our worst citizens. We hate them as much as the rest of the world. Every little bit helps.

  • @chester1882
    @chester1882 Год назад +9

    Randy confesses to crime xD

  • @slaik3088
    @slaik3088 Год назад +4

    I missed his show in naples fl. Had tickets and everything, I cannot believe I missed it. I'll have to catch the next show!

  • @sez131
    @sez131 10 месяцев назад +2

    I did not go back 😂😂😂

  • @LucasHopkins2006
    @LucasHopkins2006 10 месяцев назад +1

    4:23 Very true, Randy, never come to the parking lot of my school whenever it lets out, it’s so annoying

  • @AlwaysSomeone
    @AlwaysSomeone Год назад +67

    The dude's impatience is funny for two reasons:
    Firstly, no gas station has only one pump, so that guy could have totally gone to a different pump.
    Secondly, if the gas terminal was down for Randy, it would have been broken for him as well. He wouldn't have been able to get gas anyway.

    • @resathe6760
      @resathe6760 Год назад +3

      Maybe he had cash (although him being American makes that unlikely I think, I've heard you hardly operate with cash anymore)

    • @CenturyBlade
      @CenturyBlade Год назад +10

      No the worst part of that is that those men absolutely did not know or care about any of those things, they just saw “man take way too long on pump” and started being dickheads about it… and once Randy left, they presumably ran into the exact same problems (except they might have actually had cash… might have)

    • @davidmills8726
      @davidmills8726 Год назад +8

      or... and run with me on this... _it's just a joke_

    • @davidmills8726
      @davidmills8726 Год назад +5

      For more detail, watch -'Randy Buys a bookshelf off Gumtree'- 'Randy Writes a Novel'.

    • @AlwaysSomeone
      @AlwaysSomeone Год назад +3

      @@davidmills8726 You're ruining my immersion.

  • @ultimablue9778
    @ultimablue9778 Год назад +2

    Randy! Loved you in Nashville! Woo!

  • @victormeyers1860
    @victormeyers1860 Год назад +6

    The more I watch these videos the more I realize Australia seems like a much better place to live

  • @Saigethedaydreamer
    @Saigethedaydreamer 7 месяцев назад +2

    Why is no one talking about HOW THE HELL he made that demonic scream

  • @kortwalsh1724
    @kortwalsh1724 Год назад +8

    Best internet since homestar

  • @thisisit333
    @thisisit333 7 месяцев назад +6

    The fact Randy, an Aussie, finds a petrol station in Texass crazier than an Oz petrol station in the outback, where sheep station, 60 year old, leathery-faced, Aussie racists, open-carry…says A LOT about Murica! 😱 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 7 месяцев назад +1

      What? Did you uh mix up where he was?

  • @Dakuta12
    @Dakuta12 Год назад +2

    Texas sounds like some Mad Max style Dystopia. Why would anyone ever wanna live there lol

    • @michaeledmunds7056
      @michaeledmunds7056 Месяц назад +1

      It really is. I've only been here a year and been through a tornado, multiple severe lightning storms, power outages, myriad car troubles, there was an electrical fire in an outlet yesterday, then a few hours later plumber blew up the water main, and this morning I found a goddamn live scorpion in my kitchen sink. Get me the hell out of here. 😂

  • @corrupteddoodles
    @corrupteddoodles Месяц назад

    “I wouldn’t be givin’ her my car keys, she’s been drunk since 1984!” yea the south is just Like That

  • @Beaut_Beau
    @Beaut_Beau Год назад +24

    The most criminial thing about this video is i can only click the like button once!

  • @miketrapper0464
    @miketrapper0464 Год назад +16

    The scream was like a FNAF scream I love it

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 9 месяцев назад +1

    7:15:
    And it was at that moment that randy realized why america does the prepay...

  • @thomasgrinde2971
    @thomasgrinde2971 Год назад +7

    Funnies guy ever.

  • @Mom-a-Dragon7622
    @Mom-a-Dragon7622 Год назад +2

    We used to pump them pay when I was in highschool in the 90's.

  • @AcornofDeath
    @AcornofDeath Год назад +4

    I love this puppet 😭

  • @kaylaray5636
    @kaylaray5636 Год назад +1

    Growing up in small town America.. two firsts happened.
    Smoking pot, trying to explaining to the clerk what pre paid awas.. I didn't k ow either but my cousin was from a major city and my town was 5500 people. We all had a good time

  • @HAKIHARPY
    @HAKIHARPY Год назад +8

    “WELL HI THERE WHATS YOUR NAME?”
    Also Matt gimme my Loid back

  • @SethBatty-b9y
    @SethBatty-b9y 9 месяцев назад

    My fellow Australian

  • @GFNub
    @GFNub Год назад +1

    That’s ok, it was ya mates rv hehe.

  • @devilslayerthesaintofkille1317

    The rv sounds like his home on ricketts lane.

  • @ianchandler4649
    @ianchandler4649 Год назад +2

    “Who said political humor can’t be fun?”

  • @Temperlarcrusader
    @Temperlarcrusader Год назад +4

    If you pay for the gas first, then you can’t steal it if you pay for it after it’s easy to steal

    • @Dust76tr
      @Dust76tr Год назад +1

      You absolutely can steal fuel while paying for it first.
      Not all pumps can be told to stop at the value you’ve paid for. I had to prepay a few weeks ago, so paid for £70 as a guess to how much I needed. (Turns out, I needed £68.50) Once I’d paid, I was then informed that “you’ll need to stop at £70 because the pump won’t automatically cut off”

    • @slimetank394
      @slimetank394 Год назад +1

      In Vietnam there's employees pumping gas for customers so you can't really steal gas. I don't really understand the pump it yourself culture over there

    • @DuncanWooten
      @DuncanWooten Год назад +3

      ​@@slimetank394no attendants makes it cost slightly less.

    • @Temperlarcrusader
      @Temperlarcrusader Год назад

      @@Dust76tr true

    • @Temperlarcrusader
      @Temperlarcrusader Год назад

      @@slimetank394 technically the same with north karea

  • @connormabe-kropf9251
    @connormabe-kropf9251 Год назад +3

    Afton

  • @m_d1905
    @m_d1905 Год назад +1

    Too many gas drive offs, that's it. Unless you use a card.

  • @connergrunenwald1993
    @connergrunenwald1993 Год назад +2

    Who’s the gas thief now

  • @MS-su2pb
    @MS-su2pb 9 месяцев назад

    Truuuuk

  • @palehorse666
    @palehorse666 Год назад

    I DON'T HAVE ANY CAAAAAAAAASH

  • @fuzzyalba5419
    @fuzzyalba5419 Год назад +7

    6:28 What does “open carrying” mean? Is it carrying guns?

    • @rr_gaming4954
      @rr_gaming4954 Год назад +14

      Yup, carrying visible guns

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Год назад +6

      To put it mildly, America has a problem with that.

    • @fuzzyalba5419
      @fuzzyalba5419 Год назад +2

      @@rr_gaming4954 Thx

    • @stacygermano1775
      @stacygermano1775 Год назад +4

      *Waves from Texas, USA* I've never even owned a gun. It's something else, our nation's preoccupation with guns.

    • @hypnoticbeats7894
      @hypnoticbeats7894 8 месяцев назад +3

      Open carry means the gun is clearly visible

  • @Kibaoftheleaves
    @Kibaoftheleaves Год назад +3

    How did he leave without going back in for his keys?

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Год назад +4

      He did go back for the keys. Had to open the RV _somehow._

  • @DanielDaCat
    @DanielDaCat Год назад +6

    I'd love to host you in a bunch of places in The Netherlands. Please reply if you're interested!

    • @notaseat5934
      @notaseat5934 Год назад +4

      Actually email him instead of leaving a lousy RUclips comment lmao

    • @pixel6173
      @pixel6173 Год назад +2

      he already did once. don't think he'll be back anytime soon but who knows

  • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
    @PeoplecallmeLucifer Год назад +4

    I do not recommend listening to this guy while cutting your toenails ... sure you will laugh .... but my toe has a stab wound now

  • @shethjrebbell
    @shethjrebbell 8 месяцев назад +1

    Yo don’t read the comments a bunch of point farmers want to ruin it for you

  • @Benjarmon
    @Benjarmon Год назад +11

    STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIKKI WEBSTER

  • @Mom-a-Dragon7622
    @Mom-a-Dragon7622 Год назад

    True hippie's these days are like the hippie's of times past!

  • @alexsp4853
    @alexsp4853 Год назад +8

    2:25 see, who said political comedy can't be fun? *noise that sound as if someone ate the microphone while simulatniously screaming due to a burning alive frog was forced down the throat*

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Год назад +3

    It's not just Australia that pre-pays for petrol, it's most of the rest of the world too

  • @jordynschadle2548
    @jordynschadle2548 Год назад +5

    EARLY

  • @danielleon1952
    @danielleon1952 Год назад +3

    E

  • @TechySpeaking
    @TechySpeaking Год назад +1

    First

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 Год назад +4

    No wonder your hair all fell out.

  • @tobyblitz6344
    @tobyblitz6344 Год назад

    Gives a s*** if they're open carrying. what are they going to do shoot you? They won't.

  • @clairedatsaurian
    @clairedatsaurian Год назад +4

    I don’t think Randy reads comments so this is useless.

    • @PeamThePanda
      @PeamThePanda Год назад +6

      Yeah and one day we'll all die so really there's no point to anything is there

    • @ericsalsbery4363
      @ericsalsbery4363 Год назад +4

      well yeah, his eyes are made of plastic

    • @clairedatsaurian
      @clairedatsaurian Год назад +1

      True

    • @simonrodriguez4685
      @simonrodriguez4685 Год назад +1

      I guessI landed in the nihilistic section of the comments...
      What do I do now?
      Who cares...
      What gives...
      What is it all for?????

    • @PeamThePanda
      @PeamThePanda Год назад +1

      @@simonrodriguez4685 One of us.
      One of us.
      One of us.

  • @MageSkeleton
    @MageSkeleton Год назад +1

    really funny stupid story, i would not believe that happened. Even knowing there are "impatient" people just do your thing, pay for the gas, get the gas, then get the move on. if the people were seriously SO impatient and wanted you to move they would had offered to pay for your gas. Also, just because someone has a firearm doesn't mean the firearm is going to pull a knife on you which by the way i've never seen or heard of.

  • @jtmartin1170
    @jtmartin1170 Год назад +1

    “We’re a nation riddled with colonial guilt, and you’re a bunch of gas thieves. “
    Yeah; we might be gas thieves but the natives you colonized were stand-up guys. Ours literally sacrificed babies to the sun.