Almost every single Maris remark/Joke [Frasier]
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- Опубликовано: 17 июн 2023
- This took so much effort, had to make over ten versions. Almost every single Maris remark/Joke had well over two clips of footage to go through and I know I missed about four which is more frustrating for me than it is for you.
God damn it Maris.
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watching this is pure torture
Delicious death by a (nearly) thousand cuts! 🤣☄🔥‼
Ounces of torture
@@VinluvAntonHandesbukiaLOL! Perfect 😂👍🏻
Maris’ production of Cats was worse
Sanfran,sunset cold,insincere,insecure,inconsiderate,no more goodbye damaged beyond repair
Over 2 hours of jokes for a character who never had a second of screen time. Gotta love Maris; she's ounces of fun.
I always hated how they actually showed Vera on Cheers. Sure, she had pie on her face, but the mystique was gone.
she still gets residuals
She definitely was shown. Did you forget her dinner party?
Really? Which season was that? I don’t remember seeing her@@rosemarieguerrero3999
She was never seen
David Hyde Pierce was BRILLIANT!!!
One I loved was when he was talking about the film Basic Instinct. "Maris and I rented the movie I don't mind telling you we pushed our beds together that night." Five second pause "That was no mean feat, her room as you know is across the hall."
Oh!! I thought it was Marilyn Monroe 😅 that actually makes more sense!
Lmao!!!
0@@filmfangirls9163
Maris was brilliant. A totally blank canvas that the writers had a field day with the entire run of the series. Best comedy series ever done.
A wonderful tribute to the "not quite human woman." ❤
I love how at that moment Frasier immediately knew Gretschen was talking about Maris.
And when Frasier told the story about the veal serving and golf cart suicide, Roz immediately knew that it was Maris.
Whoever came up with Maris’ character concept and the endless possibilities as to why she ‘couldn’t make it’ was just brilliant. The show producers saved a ton of money ‘not paying’ anyone to play that character and even if that person had appeared, it never would have been as funny!
That is the brilliance of writing but also of delivery by Niles/Frasier/Martin!
Well it was kind of accidental. There was no one person responsible for it, Originally they wanted to show her very early in the first season I think episode seven. However it was so funny what they had already written they decided to just keep at it.
@@EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal also, who on earth would be thin enough to play her?
As funny and ingenious as it was, it's definitely not the first time this concept has been used. European tv series 1950s war comedy,dad's army. Except it was the opposite in size the captain's wife was never seen ,but was the size of a truck. And would always miss the gathering for one or another reasons. Also the big bang theorys Howards mom.
With all her ailments and frailty etc. I doubt you could’ve found someone 😂
I recognize some of the writers names from cheers. Norms wife was used similarly.
I love when you describe Maris you call her "ounces" of fun
The last bit, with the Italian Greyhound, when I first saw it on the show, ages ago, nearly laughed myself into a coma.
I think Frazier actually topped CHEERS. That is the first time I felt a spin-off out did the original!
Agreed. What's your favourite episode?
Mine is S8E12: "The show must go off"
Mine is Ski Lodge 😁
@@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 agree, ski lodge has to be the absolute best!
I agree. I wasn’t even interested in Frazier when he was on Cheers. The writers really fleshed him out on Frazier
Yes! I enjoyed Frasier much more than Cheers. Frasier had great episodes and great scenes. The Valentine's Day show with David Hyde Pierce ending up setting the couch on fire and doing it with NO dialogue through the whole scene was iconic. And having Derek Jacobi doing really BAD Shakespeare was amazing LOL.
My favorite joke about Maris was Frasier's description of Niles' dog;
"My God, stand her upright, take ten pounds off her, put her in a Chanelle suit and what have you got?"
Just the casual "take 10 pounds off" a WHIPPET!
Oh thank you, I didn't actually know the dog breed.
Also my favourite is "Maris never held hands she had a slight webbing it made her self conscious".
@@EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormalzip c
From the same episode, Frasier puts an upsidedown ashtray on the dog's head and says, "It's Maris in a pillbox hat!"
"But you can see her ribs!"
"Hint number one..."
I like how Fraiser and his dad bond over making fun of Maris😂
I think someone forgot selling out on a November 11 1993 episode on Frasier
What emerges is that Niles and Maris spent most of the show's run slowwwly breaking up
I think the best one was Lilith making fun of Maris's wedding vows. They are two secondary characters that you'd never expect to meet or interact in any way but at the same time you'd be very curious how such interaction would have gone.
There's also the early weirdness where they imply Lilith is somehow worse than Maris, when by sheer virtue of how likable Bebe Neuwirth is, by the end of the series she's just as beloved as any of the other characters.
Imagine Lilith vs Bebe
@@brianbitature That would be something like when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.
I love how this shows Niles kindness. How he got presents for the nurses and how the staff wanted to go with him. ❤
No it's he knows Maris is demanding and he has to bribe them.
@davidpayumo23 they were apology gifts and he didn't bribe the staff. They just all wanted to go with him.
The presents for nurses was a bribe to prevent a strike and keep attendance to Maris, not a random act of kindness
@whoknowswhocares885 Niles seems like a really sweet person and he even went around telling them he was sorry.
No, you’re missing the point of the comedy in this.
(and Niles isn’t a real person - he’s a fictional character in a TV show).
Sometimes I want to scream from a rooftop, that this the greatest show ever!!….the writing, the cast, the sophistication; its a once in a lifetime piece of Art…the show got me through undergrad, grad school, marriage, first kid….it’s always been there to make me laugh, cheer me up, remind me of lesson in etiquette, work hard, go to sleep! so much….I hope I get to tell any member of the cast, even the writers one day…"thank you!"
I only found Frasier about a year and half ago. But somehow I suspect I'll do doing the same.
Before streaming was an option, I bought all the dvds. When they arrived, I happened to have a terrible flu, so I binge watched ALL of them. "Laughter IS the best medicine." It made me well!!!
@@nostraa6125 Me too…and I got friends. And if you remember, the season box sets were very expensive! Each season was like 49.00….I would save and buy one each check!
23:28 I have to wonder sometimes how many of these David Hyde Pierce made up on the fly.
Although David always gave credit to the writers, I think it was his delivery of lines that made them so funny.
I can’t believe kelsey grammar was still in his 30’s at the start
"...rather attractive in a minimalist sort of way."
“Niles, at the end of this story will I roll my eyes?” “I did.” “Well then skip it.” Epic. And I need that in a t-shirt.
I adore Fraser, but Niles's facial expressions are unrivaled! (Sorry Kermit!)
Kermit???
A thousand thank yous for all the time you put into making this compilation! We're watching it in chunks and just howling with laughter! Your work is truly appreciated!
I am glad you think so. I am currently about to start on making more compilations however this time for cheers.
"Oh no she's started with out me"
"ewww"
"drinking the champagne"
Some of these jokes and one liners are so hilarious!! 🤣 I have to wonder just how hard the cast had to concentrate to not laugh out loud every time.
sometimes Tom Mahoney had to hide a smirk - i loved that (and it was great they used those shots :) i’d love to see some outtakes. 🐶🌷🌱
I am an American learning German who speaks Spanish as a second language. The scene with the fencing instructor and the maid makes my AuDHD brain brrrrrr in the best way. I love foreign languages; I've been obsessed from a young age.
that scene made me think of the episode in i love lucy where she was in french jail for counterfeit, and they had to translate through english, french, german, and spanish
@@lang-ed3bk another one of my favorite scenes for the same reason.
"Maris is learning German, just when I thought she couldn't be any warmer"
Yoshi the gardener, the other unseen character that only gets mentioned when Maris gets mentioned but nobody ever remembers.
He was the only who could stand up to her.
Thank you for taking the time to compile all of these jokes about Maris. What a great show and what a great "unseen" character.
Your very welcome. Honestly I'm surprised that in over fifteen years someone else hasn't made this video on youtube.
@@EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal Well, I'm a senior and I'm not that computer savvy. 😄 However, please know I am very grateful to you and all of the other good people who share these videos.
@@sheilaburns8977I have always loved this show, I’m 60 and have a very limited amount of computer knowledge.
I absolutely love this show! I watch it every night even re runs... it reminds me of when shows were still wholesome an hilarious. ❤
I agree that it was wholesome, but one of my friends (a former nun) stopped watching because it had gotten far too racy. That was the episode where Niles had given Maris an antique saddle but the oil used on the saddle combined with Maris' body cream and bonded her to the saddle. She had needed to be peeled off of the saddle and was sore and needed ice. On the phone Maris was said to be straddling a frozen game hen. Oh, much too racy for my friend. Ha!
My favorite will always be whenever Frasier puts that dish on Dog Maris' head and Niles has a stroke.
It was a clever plot device that Maris was never seen. It meant she existed only in our imagination and that the comedic possibilities were endless
An overly long tribute to over-bred, over-educated and overly anxious fun people we love to admire at a safe distance.
If you think this video was long, I gotta tell you. During the editing I cut over an hour of footage off. I also am going to be remaking it this time with Hd footage and getting all the jokes I missed in. So, be even longer.
This video took me an inordinate amount of work, I had well over two hundred clips of footage to both record, edit and move into place while editing. Not to mention over a month of just watching Frasier. My RUclips channel is unmonetized but if you would like to support me I do have a paypal link:
paypal.me/weirdnessisntoptinal?country.x=GB&locale.x=en_GB
Brilliant!
Can't thank you enough!
Fair play to you, Fraiser was a quality show and this video was a good reminder of all 11 seasons
Thank you so very much for your dedication to us, as I found your Work, quite entertaining 🧡⭐️🧡🇺🇸💖. Thank you 💖🙂🤗🖼️. :). Kindly, artchem
Awesome job!
Funniest video I've seen in a very long time!!!
1:07:03 - "You couldn't stand her either, huh?" What sells it is Frasier's subsequent hysterical laugh, this may be the only time Frasier laughed so heartily at any of Martin's jokes.
It almost feels like an ad lib with Kelsey’s reaction to it.
Bart jumps on Cecil Terwiliger's back covering his eyes:
Bart: "Guess who!"
Cecil: "...Maris?"
I thought about including that scene... I decided against it. I think I'll make a video off the simpsons frasier references with sideshow bob.
One of the best scenes ever on the Simpsons!😂😂
The thing is, I think only that one episode featuring Cecil was the only episode that had a bunch of Fraiser references
Thanks for putting this together - I miss the program
One of the best acted shows ever ♥️
The writing on Frasier is second to none. Absolutely hilarious I have spent this whole time laughing my butt off…well not really, my butt is just as big as it was before I started watching this …😅
no matter how many times ive watched it I laugh my butt off! :)
😂cute
1:47:43 I have looked for this clip for YEARS. Thank you for including it!
Would you like me to upload a video of just that clip?
Maris is one of those roles that would be impossible to cast for. There is no way to do better than what our minds have formed.
As I recall that is why they never did try. At first it was planned but at a certain point the descriptions just got to out of hand.
Yes… I suppose any actress would have had a lot of trouble with that ROLE!! Impossible!🤣🤣🤣
Originally, they were going to reveal her like Vera was revealed on Cheers, minus the pie to the face. However, given the physical impossibility Maris became in her description, she could never be cast by a living human being.
@@greencello599 Calista Flockhart.
@alphanerd7221 Still not physically able to play Maris at the time. Plus, she would've been too young. Maris kept getting youth treatments despite the fact that she couldn't pass for young socialite at the beginning of the series. Besides, all the wild things used to describe Maris wouldn't have fit Calista Flockhart at any age.
@@greencello599 They could age her up and she's physically very accurate.
It's a wonder Maris didn't get her own television series
Kind of hard to write a show about a female that doesn't exist.
She actually did get one, but it's all off-screen.
David Hyde Pierce is a good actor.
Thank you.
Good is an understatement....fantastic comes to mind...
I loved every single minute of this 😂
Maris; one of the few times where explaining the joke makes it funnier! 🤣
The history of her massive wealth….the studio audience laughed so hard that I didn’t hear it. When told I had to ask what that was….who remembers?
Urinal cakes!
1:41:50 :)
@@anj6787I like the way they put up a notice explaining urinal cakes
to women before that scene 😊
I absolutely knew I needed to get as much of that scene in this as possible. So good.
I do
I thought it was funny when Sideshow Bob (voice Kelsey Grammer) was on Simpsons. He met his brother (voice David Hyde Pierce) who, at one point talked about his wife Maris 🤓🤓🤓
I'll be remaking this video with HD footage. I might add that clip in at the end as a bonus.
I actually exhaust easily under the pressure to be interesting! That’s why I don’t go to parties.
Really appreciate the long frasier vlogs, must’ve been a lot of work 💪👍
It was thirty days going through all eleven seasons and recording the footage. Two hundred and eighteen clips of footage however I had to re record about fifteen clips because I messed them up. It was three hours of raw footage and I shaved about an hour off it. I then had to render it (each render took about six hours) eighteen times each time triggering youtube copyright so I then had to edit it further removing the parts that did trigger it while maintaining the jokes.
sp thats one hundred and eight hours of rendering, I probably spent fifteen hours editing it. Frasier's run time is twelve hours and thirty minutes so about fourteen hours given all the re records. So in total it was one hundred and thirty seven hours of work.
...Jesus christ thats the first time I actually calculated that.
20:50 dropping hints of Hyde-Pierce and Mahoneys secuality back when you could still joke about such things
It was a great well written show
Missed one of my favourite ones when niles gets a phone call from her while in the hospital and ask for drugs while talking to her
I'm working on remaking this, I will he including that one.
Gathering the footage for this one in particular was strange as originally it was just every Maris "remark" but I also recorded some other just jokes. So I ended up with a weird hybrid.
You can almost see her and know her, although she barely exists. She starves herself, her poor spouse Niles and us, by giving just that..... little less. 😂❤
Martin won when he said "I wouldn't concern myself."
Niles: "Oh, you don't think she has a problem?"
Martin: "No, I just wouldn't concern myself."
When Diane Chambers yaks about Maris & Niles
Diane's laugh is iconic , like Janice from Friends or Miss Fine in the Nanny.
Such a great show and great cast!
Awesome job putting this together!
Great compilation, but I was surprised to not see one of my favorite moments, "Hot 'n' Foamy."
Can you list them? I'll probably make a second video of all the ones I missed.
@@EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal Thanks for your response. The "Hot 'n' Foamy" one is the only one that I missed here. ruclips.net/video/9Zm2_lhZOak/видео.html Thanks!
@@EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal I also seem to remember an episode where Maris is trying to escape by shipping herself to another country in a wooden crate (???) And all we see is Niles (maybe Frasier) standing outside the crate, talking to her. At the end he says goodbye, and all we see is her finger sticking out a hole in the top and waving. I can't find the clip on RUclips, and I'm pretty sure I didn't just dream it!🤔
@@wanorman2007 so she was in the crate, but the joke was that Martha was feeding her a protein shake through a straw. She then regurgitated almost all of it back into the drink again through the straw.
I cut that joke because it really made me want to eat my own Brian's.
@@wanorman2007 so I like that joke, one of my favourites of the show. But while the issue at hand is Maris, not Really making joke's about her.
This just proves the show was about the brothers' relationship - since they could discuss a character never on screne and give us and excellent visual each time ... and David hyde pierces line delivery, of course👌
Excellent editing and love the long format - thank you so much!
The show was about Frasier. All of the storylines revolve around his life and decisions. Niles' jealousy arc and the finale shows how obvious that is.
I love the jokes about her,one can imagine what she would look like 😂😂
Lilith, Roz, Maris and Daphne
God bless them, one and all
thank you so much for compiling this. laugh upon laugh upon laugh. such clever writing!
This is amazing! Love Frasier! Thanks so much for putting this together. Maris jokes/comments were always so side splitting funny! 😁 😂 😀 🤣
The best joke in the entire series is the Maris fake out
You mean at 1:14:18? I love that one too lol
Absolutely love Niles & ......Maris. ...lol. Thank you for the WONDERFUL Episodes. 💖⚘😊🥂🔱🌟🌟🌟🌟
Great job! Well done... I'm sure I would not have noticed 4 or so missing.
Thank you for putting this together!! Its awesome
Maris jokes never got old and
always have me reason for
Hysterical giggle fits . Such
wonderful screenwriter wit is
why all Screenwriter's talents
Must Be Respected and Rewarded with Good Union
Pay and Benefit Packages. The
Invisible Meris's Actor pay package should have been
given as Bonus Pay to the Screenwriter's. Residuals also.
Namaste. Carpe Diem.
Glad to see Frasier is back and
back in Boston .
1:24:05 Somewhere, deep in the vaults of CBS, the full Barracuda track waits patiently for its own RUclips video. It has the awesome power to put horror onto Roz’s face.
Also possibly hundreds of fake wine bottles that Niles and Frasier have drank of over the years.
Thank you so so much for making this. Maris is one of my favorite sitcom characters/running gags of all time. Plus Frasier is always a W
I want someone to attempt to draw Maris based on Nile's descriptions of her
Same
There are plenty online..just do a quick google search. I think you'll find some ai generated ones too.
Yeah but, they dont exaclty have a tail. Or a slight webbing, or a compressed spine from earings.
It would be a stick figure😂
@@EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormalor are so pale their organs are visible
No wonder they couldn’t have found an actress to play Maris😂
Love the invisible characters. Pickles on Dick van Dyke, Vera on Cheers, Howard's mother on Big Bang, Steinbrenner on Seinfeld.
And Maris didn’t even get a voice!
Actually Pickles did appear in at least one episode of Dick van Dyke episode. Buddy and Pickles are in a restaurant having dinner with Rob and Laura. They have finished eating but rather than dessert, Laura orders a cafe au lait. Pickles orders the same -- "but without the milk."
I don't doubt you, but I must see this@@michaeldangelo5810
@@erikah1468Because she's truly "invisible"... if the character has a voice actor, it's not invisible.
This is Carlton your doorman on Rhoda
Oh this is going to be good!
Very glad you think so, this video took the most work of all my frasier videos so far.
This is brilliant !!
The Maris joke was used in the Simpsons episode Brother from another series when Bart covered Cecil’s eyes to prevent him from blowing up the dam.
This is amazing! It paints a picture of Maris that is so complete, you could picture exactly who she was and what she looked liked.
Thank you for this amazing collection of these moments - I adore Niles and Daphne's relationship and also watching his sparring with Frasier
Niles / DHP can only stand in a room and it will still be funny to me 😂😂😂 such a good actor and character
No. I just wouldn't concern myself.
When Daphne and Niles got married I actually dressed up. I never dress up 😁
Thanks for the footage of Frazier episodes especially when Niles Crane finally gets divorced from Mariss
Love your compliations. Keep them coming
Working on em.
By the end I'm not even sure you could have had an animated Maris live up to the stories
I didn't realize there was a whole arc for Yoshi.
im gonna show this whole thing to an artist then force them to draw Maris based off their descriptions
Hey can you show me when you do?
She not even going to look human.
My mom used an AI app to draw her once. I have the picture in my text messages.
No matter what Niles wasn't a skirt chaises he was a nice man
And i think that when Daphne finally got him as he wanted she saw that he was a really nice guy
MARIS be dammed
Niles and Daphne ❤
I didn't realise until someone pointed it out the other day. Stephanie Faracy played both Mimi Cosgrove and the clown phobia nurse, who in my opinion plays the best small part in Frasier.
This was brilliant! I haven't laughed this hard for this long in months!
Goat placenta treatments.😅😅😅
Aunt Patrice was hilarious. They should've bought her back.
Dgoo ygoo spgeek g-gee spgeek?
Niles has the best lines Watch me roll lol
You should have extended the scene 6:31 where Daphne comes in a say Goodness Im glad to be out of those dresses; I had to take my undies off just to fit into them Niles spills the sherry while Daphne bends over next to him Hilarity
But that's a joke about Niles's infatuation with her not Maris.
In the scene where the necklace fell into Daphne’s blouse, Frasier remarks ‘I am sure Maris would not think to look there’ - I don’t remember seeing that in this compilation. That was a great one liner too about Maris!
Thankyou for uploading 👍
Love it 😂😂
Thanks I am now subscribed.
Same here x
😁Thank you.🤣
Terrific blog. Down to earth, formative , bit of humour and very watchable. To me the best of the rural Thai blogs showing you don't need to show self analysis mental Guru theories to successfully attract viewers. Keep it up guys.
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Maris was the new Vera......
My all time favorite episodes are Merry Christmas Mrs. Moskiwitz and Roz and the Shnooz. I fell on the floor laughing so hard.
My favourite episode is Frasier's edge. Which is the one where Frasier talks to his mentor. It was actually very helpful for me from a psychological perspective as well.
For sheer laughs, I'd have to go with Bla-Z-Boy (sp?). I don't even watch the B story, I just think Martin has some of his best lines ever in that episode, especially when he illustrates that he does indeed know the difference between accidental and deliberate. And then the irony of the recreated chair now being the most expensive piece in the entire eclectic apartment. I even like the silly little exachange between Niles and Frasier about the existence of a new shade of Berber carpet.
Never laughed so hard in my life.
Surely this and Golden Girls, The Office and some episodes of Cheers are amongst the most intelligent and funny comedy to come from that otherwise cultural wasteland of. the USA.
There have been some excellent dramas too, but only where the machinations of corporate Hollywood studios has not got its grubby hands on proceedings and turned it into a three ringed circus.
One of my greatest faults is yearning to be loved as Niles loves Daphne. (Jane Austen never held that degree of appeal 🤣.)
Everyone talks about how David Hyde-Pierce looks like Kelsey Grammer. I think he looks more like a malnourished Stephen Collins unfortunately. 😆