Hitler has only got one ball, The other is in the Albert Hall, His mother, the dirty bugger, Chopped it off when Hitler was small. She threw it into the apple tree, the wind blew it into the deep blue sea, Where the fishes got out their dishes, And ate scallops and bollocks for tea.
Second and third stanzas: Hitler has only got one ball, The other, is in the Albert Hall, His mother, the silly bugger, Cut it off when he was just small She hung it upon a chestnut tree, It blew, off down into the sea, The fishes, got out their dishes, And they had scallops, and bollocks, for tea!
good anti-furries: every nazi video i go, i see your face bad anti-furries: im you, but w̶o̶r̶s̶e̶ EDIT: these cringe 12yr olds wont stop biting my fucking legs 💀💀💀
"Whistle while you work, Hitler was a jerk, Mussolini has no wienie, And it doesn't work." I don't remember where or when I learned this, but I learned it as a kid, sometimes in the early 60s. (Sung to the tune of the Seven Dwarfs song of the same title.
How dare they fight to stop Communism, get overrun by three world empires, then not hang around to be tortured and executed at the end of a mock trial. You're a genius.
No, they didn't. But that's what you're taught in school, and in the movie theaters. Our governments have been lying to us for decades - including the "facts" about WWII.@@oZqdiac
☭🚩: Гитлер ждал ответа от Наполеона: "Скажи мне, чем закончу я с Россией бой?" Тот ему ответил из могилы, сонно: "Я, мой друг, подвинусь, ты ложись со мной!"
@@clarestubbs9303 Ironically here in Austraya and New Zealand we have a holiday today (25th April) to commemorate the landing of ANZAC (Australian and New Zealand Army Corp) Troops on the Gallipoli Peninsula in Turkey, 1915 to help the Russian Navy to transverse through the Dardanelles Strait as they were Austraya's Allies. War is stupid.
Blitz spirit. We all pulled together and buckled down and did everything we could to derail the Nazis...and it worked! Unfortunately we seem to have lost that "We're all in it together" mentality. 😢😢
@@mr.spoopy3027 it was used in the film but we were singing it before then. The Nazi words are good but there was an earlier army version to the same tune, firstline, bollocks and the same to you. Never knew any more
@@asbestosman1983 I mean he does look like he's sleeping lol. It would be a bit more distasteful if the video actually showed Goebbels burnt corpse or Goering's half closed eyes corpse after his suicide after the trials
Reminds me of the "Dad's Army" episode... "Whistle while you work, Hitler is a twerp, he's half barmy, so's his army, whistle while you work" "You also shall go on ze list! Vat is your name?" "Don't tell him, Pike!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the origional song which contains this one section is called "i dont want to join the army" and was part of a list of songs which were made for the canteens of ww2 for the lads to listen and sing to
I just saw the lyrics now and you have no idea how much i've heard the instrumental of this song because of how much they played it in schools back in my first grade days
Hitler has only got 1 ball Göring has 2 but very small Himmler had something similar While poor old Goebbels has no balls at all Rommel had 4 or 5 I guess No one's quite sure of Rudolf Hess And Schmeling has always yelling While poor old Goebbels has no balls at all Müller was probably not alright Dönitz was as high as a kite Braun was pretty much gone While poor old Goebbels has no balls at all
This song's instrumental was used for my 5th grade march past in the primary activity day, and I was the only one who knew the lyrics. NO WONDER I FELT SOME BRITISHISM WHILE MARCHING!!!
The Full Song Hitler, has only got one ball, Göring, has two but very small, Himmler, has something sim'lar, But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all!! Hitler, has only got one ball, The other, is in the Albert Hall, His mother, the dirty grubber, Cut it off when he was small! She threw it, upon a concord tree, It fell, down to the deep blue sea, The fishes, got out their dishes, And had scallops and bollocks for tea! Rommel, had 4 or 5 I guess, No ones, quite sure 'bout Rudolph Hess, And Schmeling's, Always Yelling, But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all!!!
I don’t know how I got here But I was dying of laughter 😂 I was learning topography and as RUclips on auto play It took 30 minutes to get her and I am terrified of wat is to come next
Hitler:🏀
Goring:🍒
Himmler:🍒
Goebbels:
Rommel: 🏀 🏀 🏀 🏀 🏀
Rudolf Hess: ???
Schmeling: 🗣️🗣️🗣️
@@oZqdiac Fishes: 🍽
Goring and Himmler got them knockers
Churchill: 🌎 🌏
@@souichishii
Tito: 🪐🪐
Father of all English football chants
Chad comment
best part us he wrote 1801 as if hitler was so old and ww2 started then already
I just know they were singing this at the 1938 cup 😂
Park, Park, wherever you may be,
they eat dogs in your country!
Could be worse, could be scouse.
Eating rats in your council house!
Surpporters are getting fined by fifa now if sung at the 2024 world cup agsinsed germany , hurty feelings 🤣🤣
There’s another joke, “The perfect Aryan is as blond as Hitler, as tall as Goebbels and as fit as Goering”
Yeah that's a classic
but be scared of the ghost division, which i have an image of right here: [content warning, it’s scary.]
@@randombonapartist bro what the hell that is way too scary
😂😂😂😂😂
uhm actually aryan just meant that your familly was from Northern or Western Europe 🤓
A very catchy song, just insulted Nazi leadership in 50 seconds
As you should
I like the falkland song, ill be honest the insults here seem more of a propaganda insult instead of organic soldier banter/insults.
about 20 seconds was just music
its literally true. hitler had one ball@@svenvanwier7196
33*
Fun fact:according to Wikipedia there’s an alternative version of this song that slacks off Hitlers mother
Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall,
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Chopped it off when Hitler was small.
She threw it into the apple tree,
the wind blew it into the deep blue sea,
Where the fishes got out their dishes,
And ate scallops and bollocks for tea.
that is the one I know off of my dad he learnt it in his school days in the 70's /80's
Hitler has only got 1 ball
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty bugger
Chopped it off when Hitler was small
his mother, the dirty bugger, cut it off when he was small]
Hitler has only got one ball. The other is kept, in Albert Hall, his mother, the dirty bugger, cut it off when he was small.
Second and third stanzas:
Hitler has only got one ball,
The other, is in the Albert Hall,
His mother, the silly bugger,
Cut it off when he was just small
She hung it upon a chestnut tree,
It blew, off down into the sea,
The fishes, got out their dishes,
And they had scallops, and bollocks, for tea!
Thanks 😂
This actually shouldve been the song both are hilarious
@@milkman1125This actually is apart of the song! Different lyrics were used across UK military so some didn’t use these lyrics whilst others did.
@@HugeToad holy crap
"His mother,
the dirty bugger,
chopped it off when he was small"
Ahah aye that’s why he was such an angry bugger! 🏴🇬🇧
Angry? Why did he allow U.K. and French forces to evacuate Dunkirk?
Why did Rudolph Hess fly to England to request peace?
@@DerSchleier I just mean all the yellin and carrying on
@@James.E41Yellin'? Do you mean his orations?
@@DerSchleierjust shut up we don’t give a shit about your 🤓
perhaps!
Imagine going to a battlefield with your group and then to cheer you guys up someone just starts singing this and you all jump in
good anti-furries: every nazi video i go, i see your face
bad anti-furries: im you, but w̶o̶r̶s̶e̶
EDIT: these cringe 12yr olds wont stop biting my fucking legs 💀💀💀
@@kaiserreichOfficial this was illegible please try again after a few months of english lessons
@@herecomes3608 what problem do you have with people from different countries?
@@herecomes3608 who cares + who asked + your father left you
@LianWasTaken101 who said I had problems with people from other countries I just think your English needs some work
Honestly, this one's way more brutal than "haha napoleon is smol".
"Whistle while you work,
Hitler was a jerk,
Mussolini has no wienie,
And it doesn't work."
I don't remember where or when I learned this, but I learned it as a kid, sometimes in the early 60s. (Sung to the tune of the Seven Dwarfs song of the same title.
No balls? - Great Britain 1940
"No lebensraum?" - Soviet Union 1943
“No Hiroshima or Nagasaki?” - USA 1945
"No Harbor?" - Japan, 1941
@@RealTG64 no Naval force? 1942
"No Coca Cola?"
-USA, WW2
A true British classic, displaying how posh and formal we are
Very classy
Bridge on River Kuwaii 1st or This , hello allo
@ExtremeBrutusTotality , British Commoners speak have to literally put captioning english translations to translate what saying
The tune is a British military march called "Colonel Bogey."
😂😂😂
dude my dad whistled the beginning of this song throughout my entire childhood and when i asked what song it was he said he didn’t know 💀
The melody is called "Colonel Bogey March"
Bridge on River Kuwaii 1st or This , hello allo
@@meowlionkatz i’m not allo, i’m actually aroace
Gen Z: no balls!
Silent gen: *writes an entire song about how you have no balls
Edit: it’s not the silent gen it’s the greatest gen
It was the greatest generation I think.
@@Charbob-j9w yes. However they’re called the silent generation according to the system where boomers, millennials and gen z come from.
@@solarflare623 Silent Generation are those that were kids during WW2, Greatest Generation are those that fought in WW2
@@antoniozavaldski I thought that the boomers were born shortly after ww2. So is the silent generation just very short?
1928-1945
The song is even better when you think all of them didnt have the balls to face the consequences of their actions.
Himmler may have been murdered by a British soldier so that may not be entirely true
How dare they fight to stop Communism, get overrun by three world empires, then not hang around to be tortured and executed at the end of a mock trial. You're a genius.
@@brantdanger follow your leader o7
@@brantdanger Well that’s not really the full story is it
They also killed millions of innocent people in brutal ways
No, they didn't. But that's what you're taught in school, and in the movie theaters. Our governments have been lying to us for decades - including the "facts" about WWII.@@oZqdiac
“…Rommel, has 4 or 5 i guess. no ones, quite sure ‘bout rudolf hess. Schmelings, is always yelling, but poor ol’ goebbels has no ball at all!”
Who is schmelings
@@goldenfiberwheat238 german heavy weight campion in the 1930s. He wasn’t a nazi, just a famous german boxer in the wrong place at the wrong time.
@@Bayerischer_bua oh
@@goldenfiberwheat238 it’s also probably worth noting that he served as a paratrooper in the Luftwaffe. And he wasn’t campion, that was my mistake
@@Bayerischer_bua oh
Teacher : Make a song about germany
England :
💀
Tried to sing this in a maths class in high school..... My teacher didn't even let me start it.
I’m gonna try this ngl
But it will be at lunch or Science
@@Pro_George571did you survive?
@@History-and-stuff Havn’t done it yet. I’ll keep you updated.
@@Pro_George571 yes please!
This song is very good for listening while doing homework!
*we defiently making out of the normandy with this drip* 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
THIS is the gym music that should be listened on!
🇩🇪🙋🏼♂️: NOOOOOI WE ARE THE GREATEST! YOU CANT LAUGH AT US!
🇬🇧☕️: 🗿🗿🗿
Based Brits
☭🚩: Гитлер ждал ответа от Наполеона: "Скажи мне, чем закончу я с Россией бой?"
Тот ему ответил из могилы, сонно: "Я, мой друг, подвинусь, ты ложись со мной!"
That's not Natsee Germany's flag. Current Germany has nothing to do with such atrocities and shouldn't be associatsd like that
@@saulgoodmanKAZAKHPeople always associate modern day UK with the British Empire so I think it’s warranted.
@@arthriticgrandpa2875 yeah, because the institution of monarchy and the flag are still the same
That whistling jolted something in my memory. I swear I heard this when I was younger.
probably Bridge over the River Kwai
If you grew up in the UK, irrespective of where or social class, you'd have heard it - far more than once!
"one ball?" - some british soldier mocking hitler in the afterlife
Any other countries making anti-nazi songs: Hitler was evil he killed millions.
The British: No Balls.
Hitler invaded 95% of eroupe to find his lost ball but gave up
🇩🇪 🙋 🎨 🚸 💢 " you won't insult us 🇬🇧 🍵 🎂 👑 💂 🍪 "hitler has only got one ball the other is in the Albert Hall"
a portuguese supermarket uses the same beat for their ads
The tune is called the Colonel Bogey March, and it's older than these lyrics.
Thank you Great Britain for help ! Love from Russia 🇷🇺🤝🇬🇧
You are very welcome! Please don't let Putin nuke us! 😂😂
@@clarestubbs9303 Ironically here in Austraya and New Zealand we have a holiday today (25th April) to commemorate the landing of ANZAC (Australian and New Zealand Army Corp) Troops on the Gallipoli Peninsula in Turkey, 1915 to help the Russian Navy to transverse through the Dardanelles Strait as they were Austraya's Allies. War is stupid.
@@millertas Indeed it is. 😭😭😭
0:11 for the start!
The instrumental part of this song always plays in my local IKEA
This song makes me shed tears.
Bridge on River Kuwaii 1st or This , hello allo
"Hitler has only got one ball"
and that ball exploded on his face!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The british were really just cheery througout the entire war
It's a Longgggg Wayyyy to Tipperary!!!
Blitz spirit. We all pulled together and buckled down and did everything we could to derail the Nazis...and it worked!
Unfortunately we seem to have lost that "We're all in it together" mentality. 😢😢
The songs we use to sing in German and History classes that landed us in detention. 😂
Brilliant lyrics. We used to go about singing it in the early 60s. I suppose our fathers had brought it back with them.
Bridge on the River Kwai you mean?
@@mr.spoopy3027 it was used in the film but we were singing it before then. The Nazi words are good but there was an earlier army version to the same tune, firstline, bollocks and the same to you. Never knew any more
According to Hitler medic Hitler did had 1 ball
Hogwash lie.
@@DerSchleier how about you remove one of your own balls? so youre more like your good old daddy hitler.
@@DerSchleiersearch it up
The true embodiment of the Nazis!
lololol aryan race cant reproduce@@Imperial_Britannia
I think it's morbidly hilarious how there's an actual picture of Himmler's corpse in the video.
@@asbestosman1983 I mean he does look like he's sleeping lol. It would be a bit more distasteful if the video actually showed Goebbels burnt corpse or Goering's half closed eyes corpse after his suicide after the trials
this is a song only the british would make. Making fun of people in songs is still in british peoples roots today, just in football chants.
*The other ball in the beer putsch hall 🗿🍷*
every time i hear this instrumental i can’t unhear these lyrics
They made a dis track on hitler and the crew lol 💀💀💀💀💀💀
WE MAKING IT ACROSS THE CHANNEL WITH THIS ONE! 🇬🇧
The whistling hit different tho
Reminds me of the "Dad's Army" episode...
"Whistle while you work, Hitler is a twerp, he's half barmy, so's his army, whistle while you work"
"You also shall go on ze list! Vat is your name?"
"Don't tell him, Pike!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haven’t heard this one since I was a kid, a friend’s dad used to sing this all the time - stands the test of time 😂
The dad is a total chad 🗿
Stands the test of time - and rhyme!
Hitler: ⚽️
Gorging: 🍒
Himmler: 🍒
Gobbles:
Rommel: ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️/⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
Rudolph Hess: ?
Shmelling: 😠
Gobbles:
Such a short song but so much meaning
I love the British. 🇬🇧 🇺🇸
We love you too 🇬🇧🤝🇺🇸
Hello from your friends across the pond! 🇬🇧 🇺🇲 ❤
this version is from Sod's Opera, the full thing is on spotify and is called "I dont want to join the army" :)
Bridge on River Kuwaii 1st or This , hello allo
For a guy with only one ball I'm surprised he didn't have the voice of a pre-teen lmao
We used to sing this at school in the mid 2000s but the lyrics were "the other is at the albert hall"
Here from Kill Tony lol
about what i figured
the origional song which contains this one section is called "i dont want to join the army" and was part of a list of songs which were made for the canteens of ww2 for the lads to listen and sing to
As an American, this is my favorite song from Britian
Goebbels rhyme at the end is what made the song work.
Nazi nerd “Horst-Wessel Lied” vs British Chad “Hitler Has Only Got One Ball”
I just saw the lyrics now and you have no idea how much i've heard the instrumental of this song because of how much they played it in schools back in my first grade days
Uk never fails to amaze me with their chants
We have a very dry sense of humour! 😂🇬🇧
@@clarestubbs9303and vulgar ..little dirty
Until proven otherwise I will take each statement in this song as fact
It is fact, he did only have one ball.
"but poor old Goebbels had no balls at all" i fucking died at this part😭✋
I will never look at the longest day the same again
I’d expect no less of a great song from the true hero’s of WW2.
i love how british wartime songs are so insulting against the enemy, while others are so tame lmao
I can imagine British troops singing this after hearing Hitler committed suicide
Imagine the fun when you sing this in history class
they certainly missed this out during my German History class
Need that 10 hour version
Hitler has only got 1 ball
Göring has 2 but very small
Himmler had something similar
While poor old Goebbels has no balls at all
Rommel had 4 or 5 I guess
No one's quite sure of Rudolf Hess
And Schmeling has always yelling
While poor old Goebbels has no balls at all
Müller was probably not alright
Dönitz was as high as a kite
Braun was pretty much gone
While poor old Goebbels has no balls at all
Goebbels rn: 😭😭😭
I think this song is more about Goebbels than Hitler
Best thing to listen to with your homies before shit goes down on the battlefield 💯💯💯
WE MAKIN IT OUTTA DUNKIRK WITH THIS ONE 🗣️📣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️
Play this on loop its rad
must be the only thing on Goering that's small
This song's instrumental was used for my 5th grade march past in the primary activity day, and I was the only one who knew the lyrics.
NO WONDER I FELT SOME BRITISHISM WHILE MARCHING!!!
Added to playlist
This song is like the prehistoric megafauna ancestor of all modern English football chants
Perfect! 😊 What a catchy tune! -:))
Hitler: I invaded you what you going to do about it
Churchill: you have no balls
Hitler: I surrender
My Uncle Lewis alleged that his grandfather: Morey A. Lewis wrote this song. Uncle Lewis was a notorious Manischewitz drinker.
The Austrian Painter been real quiet since this dropped out
short beautiful amazing song and catchy
0% nudity
0% curse word
100% ball inspection only
A song fitting for Zoomer Historian fanbase.
not just zoomers, most people with morals and a sense of humour would like this song
My God this is one of the best songs I've ever heard
They invented trash talking 💀
Anotha Anglo classic.
Lenin, has got only one ball, Beria, has two but very small. Breznev, has something similar. But poor old Stalin has no balls at all!
US war songs: "For freedom and glory we fight with the spirit of are fallen"
UK war songs: "LMFAO the guy we're fightings got funny balls 😂"
Little known fact: Comedian Freddy Lewis used to sing this on first dates. There was never a second date. xoxo The Clarences
happy 79 years without hitler 🥂🥂🥂
i played this in school at max volume
"British patriotic song" ROFL! 😀😀😀 I listened to this song in Krakow during Polish independence day.
We making it to Argentina with this one!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷
Thist ist some realeth bang'er ☕
I remember singing this during the war
0:37 I think that line is iconic given that Goebbels had 6 children 😂
☝️Are we sure they were goebbels'
His wife was pretty hot so maybe....
..
why do I feel like I've heard the intro in a children's show?
The tune is from the 1910s, and very popular even today. This is just one of the songs using the tune.
The Full Song
Hitler, has only got one ball,
Göring, has two but very small,
Himmler, has something sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all!!
Hitler, has only got one ball,
The other, is in the Albert Hall,
His mother, the dirty grubber,
Cut it off when he was small!
She threw it, upon a concord tree,
It fell, down to the deep blue sea,
The fishes, got out their dishes,
And had scallops and bollocks for tea!
Rommel, had 4 or 5 I guess,
No ones, quite sure 'bout Rudolph Hess,
And Schmeling's, Always Yelling,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all!!!
I don’t know how I got here
But I was dying of laughter 😂
I was learning topography and as RUclips on auto play
It took 30 minutes to get her and I am terrified of wat is to come next
He actually had 1 ball irl lmao