As a kid in the 50s I learned this: Hitler - jad only 1 big ball. Goering - had 2 but they were small. Himmler - had something similar, and Goebals had no balls at all.
I cannot take this anymore I just want to go to my room sit down in front of my television and watch every episode of adventure time back to front I love that bit alot
I wasn't sure at first, but now I know that the subtitles are not the real ones. To start with, Hitler had no TV set. In fact, television was still very much in its infancy, although it's believed that the Nazis were experimenting with TV, so that they could use it for propaganda purposes. These experiments were the subject of a recent cable TV documentary called "Nazi TV." Second, even if Hitler did have a TV set, he couldn't have watched "Adventure Time" (an animated series on the Cartoon Network) because it didn't exist in his day, and neither did the Cartoon Network, or even cable TV.
same because of the grammar, normal edits would use more basic vocabulary but this one used good vocab, such as "ensues" and "wavering" i actually thought it was real until i read the desc.
This is why Hitler hates us because of saying "he only has one ball". He was suffered and then died. Not gonna lie, he was a good person but he ended up turning into a bad guy because of racist and looks. Are you agreeing with me or it's just nonsense? What do you think?
Actually, he suffered from a medical condition where technically he had both testicles, but one failed to descend, so it was still up inside his lower abdomen.
And the Dinks in Spaceballs, since they were doing one of the rarer parodies. How many people, the first time watching, immediately tied that scene to Alec Guiness? I know I didn't, until a few years later, shamefully.
I have read that the original plan in that film was to have the prisoners defiantly singing the song, knowing their Japanese captors would not understand it. But it was considered a bit much for a movie at that time to refer to “balls,” so it was decided to have them whistle the tune, knowing that the audience would be singing along in their minds. When I first saw the film as a teenager, I did not know the lyrics. I just thought it was a jaunty tune. The only lyric I knew at that time was “Winners warm up with Malt-o-Meal.”
Well, try to watch it with sound muted. It's somewhat similar in my case, when I learned English and discovered, that many of my once favorite songs have really dumb lyrics. 8I
I know this is 10 years old but still it is the funniest edit I've ever seen! The adventure time part caught me off guard and the rest after that had me in stiches.
Sweetheart. I rarely tell people how old I am. This version of Bridge on the river Kwai has been around for a minute. I know all the words and I'm a grandma.
Oh shoot, I totally thought that was a modern song, I didn't realize it was actually sung while he was alive. Meaning this is a conversation that maybe, in some remote possibility, not really, but technically could have occurred in the bunker.
Love how nobody understands what this man is rambling about so you can literally ad any subtitles you could and people would belief it's what he says xD
+Wolf Edmunds There's a kernel of truth to that. Hitler indeed had two gonads, it is just that only one of them successfully formed outside of his body, and functioned as a normal male testicle. The other one failed to drop, and couldn't sustain its purpose as a testicle. It still existed, it just was a completely useless organ. It wouldn't quite be an ovary, because there would be no eggs inside. But it still is an internal gonad.
There was a Sunday midday kid's cartoon show on Channel 4 Pittsburgh called "Adventure Time" from 1958 to 1979. It was hosted by the late Paul Shannon. Wonder if this was what Scramblebrains wanted to while away the day watching?
2:41 "ABUANGAISLANDIAHDJAUGEBAGAGHAHABAOOPENHEIMERDOOMYMATHS" really hit harder than a drunk dad watching baseball whilst having to stay 100 feet away from school property 😢
We had a free class we could do anything in school, i was watching youtube and accidentally connected to the Teachers lounge TV while watching... That was today, so far nobody noticed even though it played about 1/4th of the entire video til i noticed.
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The part where almost all of the officers left the room killed me 💀
HOW DARE THEY!!
Like bodrex
@@Al_EllisandeHOW COULD SO MANY PEOPLE LEAVE THE ROOM!
@@early4thegameNOW "ALL THOSE PEOPLE HAVE HEARD IT AND ENJOYED IT!?!?"
💀
2:41 “Next thing you know, people will start accusing me of being racist.” I can’t with this 😂😂😂
“Yeah about that…”
😂😂😂
He also had a funny walk
THE BBC WOULD
Bro’s already a racist
And poor ol' Goebbels, standing in the corner, having no balls at all :P
How does he pee ?
@@cannoneer6680 he doesn't
@@richardnixon2445 he does pee a lot, he can't store it.
@@cannoneer6680 whenever he drinks water. He can’t store pee in the balls so he can only drink water on the toilet.
@@lampoilropebombs0640 Sients
2:13 "If you break your legs, its hard to cook orangutan" best quote by hitler so far
LMAOO
Ha I heard that too!
Underrated comment
Beat me to it
2:12
I literally almost thought this was the actual scene, til he started saying that he wants to watch Adventure Time
Lmao same 😂
Same
At first I thought it was some sort of satire movie of Hitler but with my very limited German skills I figured out this isn't real.
Lol I have watched a speech of Hitler, and the way he addresses is just immaculate. No way he'll talk like this.
Same here
1:43 man at least he got the balls to ask
And Hitler didn't have the balls to answer 🤣🤣🤣
Unlike hitler
More balls than hitler has
Gold
Unlike hitler who doesn’t have the ball *s* to tell
As a kid in the 50s I learned this:
Hitler - jad only 1 big ball. Goering - had 2 but they were small. Himmler - had something similar, and Goebals had no balls at all.
You should also learn:
Rommel - 4 or 5 guess. No one’s quite sure
‘bout Rudolf Hess. Schmelling - always yelling
Jad
Jad
No idea why but I read this like sea shawty
@@christianityistrue777 But poor old Goebals has no balls at all
As a German I can confidently say that Hitler, in fact, has only got one ball
Bahahaha 😂
Can confirm.
Himmler has two, but very small.
Goering has something similar,
And poor Goebbels has no balls at all.
Have you any information on the others?
Actually? 😂
as hitler i can confirm
1:29 She wasn't crying, she was laughing
Yes 😂
it took me far too long to realise the captions aren't real
THEY ARENT??
@@aishidove unfortunately yes
I only realized when he mentioned adventure time
I already knew that they wouldn't be real since my dad watches these videos all the time
@@OldManStan7658how did it take you that long????
I cannot take this anymore I just want to go to my room sit down in front of my television and watch every episode of adventure time back to front I love that bit alot
I wasn't sure at first, but now I know that the subtitles are not the real ones.
To start with, Hitler had no TV set. In fact, television was still very much in its infancy, although it's believed that the Nazis were experimenting with TV, so that they could use it for propaganda purposes. These experiments were the subject of a recent cable TV documentary called "Nazi TV."
Second, even if Hitler did have a TV set, he couldn't have watched "Adventure Time" (an animated series on the Cartoon Network) because it didn't exist in his day, and neither did the Cartoon Network, or even cable TV.
"Hitler didn't watch Adventure Time, this video's subtitles are false" -🤓
@@michaelpalmieri7335 no this is real, hitler had a tv to watch adventure time. Did you not learn this in history class?
@@michaelpalmieri7335 no sh** it took you that long to figure it out?
@@michaelpalmieri7335 nard
Absolute class to whoever put his together.
Fine job.
I enjoyed it very much.
i know what he did, who he is, i know what horrible things he did but
"i want my mummy" damn that hits hard
2:12 “if you break your legs, it is hard to cook orangutan.”
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
What?
@@TheUbermensch9.11. if you break your legs, it is hard to cook Orangutan.
This is so well made, it actually got me thinking it was genuine
same because of the grammar, normal edits would use more basic vocabulary but this one used good vocab, such as "ensues" and "wavering" i actually thought it was real until i read the desc.
2:12 if you break your legs🦵it’s hard to cook orangutan🦧
I know these aren't the actual subtitles but this fits WAY more than the real ones XD
"don't worry he won't discover us"
***** What?
***** Haha
LOL
NEIN
"Don't worry no one will discover us"
LOL!
2:12 "if you break your legs its hard to build oragotang😞😩"
I've just seen this for the first time and now I can't stop laughing 😆 😂 🤣 🤣
it's funny as fuck!!!
This is why Hitler hates us because of saying "he only has one ball". He was suffered and then died. Not gonna lie, he was a good person but he ended up turning into a bad guy because of racist and looks. Are you agreeing with me or it's just nonsense? What do you think?
@@A2D4fucking hell you’re annoying as fuck
@@A2D4 ok boomer
@@A2D4womp womp
He got one shot off serving in a previous war I believe.
Actually, he has two. However, he was born with one not hanging down.
Tyler Ross yepp
@@pjm57 yee
Ouh the irony... Someone just lost their ballsss 😂😂
Actually, he suffered from a medical condition where technically he had both testicles, but one failed to descend, so it was still up inside his lower abdomen.
I like that fact that his hand was shaking so much like “H-H-HOW DID ZEY FIND OUT…”
LOL I REFUSE TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
is that a yes then?
@@rmarocks2993 💀
When he said "I can't take this anymore" I thought it was going to end with him shooting himself💀
Metaphorically speaking I love that bit alot
i first heard a whistling of this song in the movie "The Bridge over The River Kwai
And the Dinks in Spaceballs, since they were doing one of the rarer parodies. How many people, the first time watching, immediately tied that scene to Alec Guiness? I know I didn't, until a few years later, shamefully.
I have read that the original plan in that film was to have the prisoners defiantly singing the song, knowing their Japanese captors would not understand it. But it was considered a bit much for a movie at that time to refer to “balls,” so it was decided to have them whistle the tune, knowing that the audience would be singing along in their minds. When I first saw the film as a teenager, I did not know the lyrics. I just thought it was a jaunty tune. The only lyric I knew at that time was “Winners warm up with Malt-o-Meal.”
2:13 "if you break ur legs, it's hard to cook orangutan" 💀
How u know
Very funny thought 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Imreallycool2 it's a joke comment
Bro I'm laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just realised there now that those aren’t the real captions. I’m losing brain cells by the minute 💀
these vids just don't seem as funny as they should be when you understand german...
Weird flex but I can relate.
Angelccyn King are you british
Well, try to watch it with sound muted.
It's somewhat similar in my case, when I learned English and discovered, that many of my once favorite songs have really dumb lyrics. 8I
Uhuh same here.....
Mandarin versions are much funnier
"I want my mummy", i felt that
I know this is 10 years old but still it is the funniest edit I've ever seen! The adventure time part caught me off guard and the rest after that had me in stiches.
Sweetheart. I rarely tell people how old I am. This version of Bridge on the river Kwai has been around for a minute. I know all the words and I'm a grandma.
As a German i can confidently say that Hitler, in fact, said that (definently no trickery or fake subtitles)
Brilliant footie . Told you the women play the best. Can't wait to see everyone at the footie. XXXXXX.
At the very end, it just turned very sadning when he says he wants his mummy, but his mother died when he was 18 or something.
Don't worry he will never discover us I love that bit alot
When the teacher says “Leave the room if you dont wanna be here”:
"i want my mummy.." "I only want to go to my tv and sit and watch adventure time" 💀
This is just great. Just really wonderful. Well done.
Oh shoot, I totally thought that was a modern song, I didn't realize it was actually sung while he was alive. Meaning this is a conversation that maybe, in some remote possibility, not really, but technically could have occurred in the bunker.
Used to sing it on the school playgrounds of 🇬🇧, back then....
It feels like the subtitles match up so well lol
The man in the high castle bought me here
I never saw the movie so I thought this was real... Right up until he said he wanted to watch Adventure Time. 🤣
Fucking brilliant.
Timestamp?
@@AntiNothingButSilicone3:19
"If you break your legs it's hard to cook orangutang" So true.
OranguTANG? So that’s why they’re orange
2:12 IF YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS, ITS HARD TO COOK ORANGUTAN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
2:12 “if you break your legs, it is hard to cook Orangutang!”
I think this just might be the funniest thing I ever saw in my life. I never laughed so loud for so long! Superb!
2:12 "IF YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS, ITS HARD TO COOK ORANGUTAN!"
"Next thing you know people will accuse me of being racist"
For anyone wondering, the name of rhe movie this scene comes from is "Downfall" starring Bruno Ganz as Adolf Hitler.
Props to the camera man for being there
How can I be the greatest leader now I love that bit alot
2:12 IF YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS, ITS HARD TO COOK ORANGUTAN
"7-14 my balls. Metaphorically speaking" lmao
"Don"t listen to him! He's a complete nutter and he's only got one bollock!"
- Dave Lister
- "Red Dwarf"
2:12 if you break your legs its hard to cook orangutan
NO WAY THIS WAS 10 YEARS AGO
Fr
No wonder people gave me strange looks when I walked down the street I love that bit alot
Bro stop copying random parts of the vid and saying “I love that bit alot”
BRO JUST ASSUMED THAT 😭😭😭
I love how the only people who never left are the people who are in the song
Not true, Wilhelm Keitel, Alfred Jodl, Hans Krebs, Wilhelm Burgdorf were never in the song.
@@AlexVanDerNugget I apologize I didn’t see them
Love how nobody understands what this man is rambling about so you can literally ad any subtitles you could and people would belief it's what he says xD
This is the best parody of downfall
"Don’t worry, he will never discover us."
I never thought i would hear the most dangerous man that has ever walked on Earth say:
*”7-14 my ball(s)… I want my mummy.”*
honestly, starting at "I just want to go to my room" to "I want my mommy“ I felt kinda bad for him.(Even though the subtitles were not real)
Just to clear up the only ppl in there room were the otheres that were dissed in the song
The historical accuracy of Hitler watching Adventure Time
the fact hitler watches adventure time to calm himself down is wild
It was very ballsy of them to leave the room 😏
The way he didn’t even deny it was wild
'If you break your legs, its hard to cook orangutang'
As a Brit, I can confirm this is why Germany lost WW2
Actually. It's because I can sing. My Mam and Dad said .
Adventure time always calms me I love that bit alot
The other is an ovary.
+Wolf Edmunds
There's a kernel of truth to that. Hitler indeed had two gonads, it is just that only one of them successfully formed outside of his body, and functioned as a normal male testicle.
The other one failed to drop, and couldn't sustain its purpose as a testicle. It still existed, it just was a completely useless organ. It wouldn't quite be an ovary, because there would be no eggs inside. But it still is an internal gonad.
He used the other one to plan his war strategy!
2:11 "If you break your legs it's hard to cook orangutan"
Edit: I just noticed someone already commented it. It's not stolen.
One thing Britain has done exceptionally well
Never mind fighting on beaches, Never mind the few, Never the Blitz, It's making fun of Hitler that won WWII!
Why do I actually feel bad for him
“He won’t suspect us” got me dead 😂😂😂
as a German I can say that the subtitle is correct
blud gets depression over a song about him having only one ball, then treats it with with the entire series of adventure time💀
god damit i actually cant unhear the "if you break your legs, its hard to cook orangutan"
“If you break your legs, it is hard to cook Orangutan!”
Has been my favourite song since 1993
There was a Sunday midday kid's cartoon show on Channel 4 Pittsburgh called "Adventure Time" from 1958 to 1979. It was hosted by the late Paul Shannon. Wonder if this was what Scramblebrains wanted to while away the day watching?
SPOILER ALERT:
This Song was written by FEGELEIN!!!
It was written by the brits during WW2
@@FinnbobjimbobFEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN was a British agent!
1:51 when the popular girl in school says she needs a pen and another simp gives it to her faster than you
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this is so well made, I thought it was an actual scene btw enjoyed every second of this😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:11 "If you break your legs, it's hard to cook oranguatan"
-Hitler
Hitler yelling like that makes me feel like hitler was acting like a kid 💀💀💀
By far the funniest ive seen
2:12 “if you break your legs, it’s hard to cook orangutan 🦧 “L
“It’s okay, he will never discover us” 💀💀💀
Imao the “WHY IS THERE A SONG ABOUT MY TEST!CLES???” Killed me 😂
Thought this was a real scene untill he started speaking about watching adventure time, should've known from the start lmao
Wonder if anyone will do "pootins rants" next???
My favorite is still the Hitlers Holiday one!
2:41 "ABUANGAISLANDIAHDJAUGEBAGAGHAHABAOOPENHEIMERDOOMYMATHS" really hit harder than a drunk dad watching baseball whilst having to stay 100 feet away from school property 😢
We had a free class we could do anything in school, i was watching youtube and accidentally connected to the Teachers lounge TV while watching... That was today, so far nobody noticed even though it played about 1/4th of the entire video til i noticed.
It took me way too long to realize this was a joke post and not the actual scene.
Hey I just figured out why my Google translate would not work !. This is pure ART. 🙂
No wonder people gave me strange look when i walked down the street💀
2:14 if you break your legs its hard to cook orangutan I can't unhear it now