Soviet Union Anthem - MISHEARD LYRICS

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @hypercat9471
    @hypercat9471 3 года назад +4083

    "I don't care"
    2 seconds later: "I care for more, I care"

  • @otterfan65
    @otterfan65 5 лет назад +16634

    *Watch out comrades, he feels our every door*

    • @Jon-su5my
      @Jon-su5my 4 года назад +288

      xd Wolfyzz and he doesnt give a bum

    • @9-diligencevincecobacha746
      @9-diligencevincecobacha746 4 года назад +373

      We must protect our door

    • @constent5394
      @constent5394 4 года назад +396

      I dont have a door.
      WE dont have a door.

    • @captainretro373
      @captainretro373 4 года назад +53

      joe gaming and Lenin will eat him

    • @thatclassclown7587
      @thatclassclown7587 4 года назад +75

      *Should i be concerned that i found this comment when the video said that-?*

  • @Malikin
    @Malikin 3 года назад +6894

    "lenin will eat me"
    "john lenon is scary"
    the singer was depressed all the time

  • @salovik2449
    @salovik2449 11 месяцев назад +202

    I am a ukrainian, who is fluent in russian, and I was not able to understand you all before, but when I did a pause for a minute and started watching video again and reading the lyrics in the video I freaking started to hear the same things. What a magic.

  • @Sammy-dq6wt
    @Sammy-dq6wt 3 года назад +5333

    the actual russian lyrics: party of lenin, strength of the people
    the misheard lyrics: *I feel your every door* *see how i rode my arm*

    • @acanadiancapitalist2107
      @acanadiancapitalist2107 3 года назад +93

      Also, fuck Lenin

    • @libertyprime619
      @libertyprime619 3 года назад +153

      @@acanadiancapitalist2107 lenin was better than Stalin, but still fuck communism

    • @libertyprime619
      @libertyprime619 3 года назад +74

      @aadarsh communism doesn't though, communism has never been tried but true capitalism has, medieval Iceland was true capitalist and everyone was so equal that the women had *INFLUENTAL POWER* so with that being said, communism big gay.
      Thank you for coming to my TED talk

    • @acanadiancapitalist2107
      @acanadiancapitalist2107 3 года назад +32

      @@libertyprime619 you know I will agree. Stalin was horrible. The purges and everything. Lenin I guess was better

    • @swolzer
      @swolzer 3 года назад +60

      @@libertyprime619 some nations need communism, some need capitalism. case closed

  • @katranian
    @katranian 3 года назад +2305

    "Belize, have a door"
    "I feel your every door"
    Looks like doors were important things in USSR

    • @yosoft7695
      @yosoft7695 3 года назад +101

      Of course, when you get out of the Soviet Union, you use the door.

    • @yosoft7695
      @yosoft7695 3 года назад +58

      You forget "fat man have a door"

    • @alexanderosorio8647
      @alexanderosorio8647 3 года назад +87

      In mother land you don't open and close doors the doors open and close you

    • @yosoft7695
      @yosoft7695 3 года назад +15

      @@alexanderosorio8647 XD

    • @germandoctor9985
      @germandoctor9985 3 года назад +13

      Baldi be like

  • @fakescp682
    @fakescp682 Год назад +390

    "i feel your every door"
    "god's precious goomba"
    "Lenin will eat me"
    "Stop sad men"
    "Belize have a door"
    "John lennon is scary"
    These parts made me on the floor rolling XD

    • @kemal.mapping
      @kemal.mapping 5 месяцев назад +15

      "See how I rode my arm" 😂😂😂

    • @Rick-vf8hm
      @Rick-vf8hm 4 месяца назад

      Believe like the moos
      Fat man for your snoz, danny

    • @ThuzarHtike-s8n
      @ThuzarHtike-s8n 3 месяца назад +3

      ☢☢☢☢☢☢☢THAT SICK!

    • @amozcheng
      @amozcheng 2 месяца назад +1

      And I’m Szechuan Beef😅

    • @FlorenceReianeLouriceVillareiz
      @FlorenceReianeLouriceVillareiz 2 месяца назад

      @fakescp683 That every line was so funny. I could not stop laughing 😅

  • @thealexguy1486
    @thealexguy1486 2 года назад +951

    "We live here"
    "We lose here"
    I felt that

  • @lancehoward3990
    @lancehoward3990 3 года назад +3719

    as a Belizean, I can confirm we have a door

  • @DeakanMe
    @DeakanMe 5 лет назад +2110

    There’s three words missing
    WE OURS US

  • @SautEmaster3000
    @SautEmaster3000 Год назад +108

    As a french person who lives both iowa and in belize. I can confirm we have a door and always carry a red tictac

    • @WidespreadUSSportFan2011
      @WidespreadUSSportFan2011 10 месяцев назад +3

      I can almost do an Iowa accent, but am better with the r-hanging-onto and long o's of the North Dakota and Wisconsin accents tbh.

  • @algonz5652
    @algonz5652 2 года назад +1510

    “STOP, sad men”
    Truly peak for Russian history

  • @wasbread1174
    @wasbread1174 3 года назад +6560

    As a person who doesn't know Russian, these lyrics are 100% accurate !

    • @vaishakp1356
      @vaishakp1356 3 года назад +93

      @Emoji you speak the lyrics??

    • @attorneytomannihilator6933
      @attorneytomannihilator6933 3 года назад +143

      @Emoji I had a stroke reading thi...

    • @Fs-zr7rf
      @Fs-zr7rf 3 года назад +72

      @Emoji its called misheard lyrics, there were supposed to be wrong but this is what english people hear according to that

    • @kindaway
      @kindaway 3 года назад +17

      @@attorneytomannihilator6933 he's russian and don't know how to write in English properly

    • @notallthatskilled
      @notallthatskilled 3 года назад +3

      yes

  • @thedeadcannotdie
    @thedeadcannotdie 3 года назад +1075

    "God's precious Goomba" welp Mario's going to hell...
    Also, I love how the song ends, Soviet Russia really wants doors in Belize... and it wants to feel every one of them...

  • @USCA_CMD14
    @USCA_CMD14 2 месяца назад +28

    "I CAN'T RIDE A CAMEL" is the most happy toned in there that makes it funny

  • @mrsniffer7559
    @mrsniffer7559 3 года назад +2030

    Dislikers are people who dosent believe that belize have a door

    • @wtf3419
      @wtf3419 3 года назад +31

      "Believe like the moos"

    • @mrxenomorph3196
      @mrxenomorph3196 3 года назад +19

      “God’s precious goomba” lol

    • @pabloknowswhatyoudid
      @pabloknowswhatyoudid 3 года назад +12

      I feel your every door

    • @TinNguyen-rl2xr
      @TinNguyen-rl2xr 3 года назад +10

      I have a great hatred of Belize so I took all there doors them giving them a door offended me

    • @sheppyg7279
      @sheppyg7279 3 года назад +1

      I just came across this as it happened

  • @IdiotWithNo_S_key
    @IdiotWithNo_S_key 3 года назад +31022

    "stop sad men"
    Depression rates drops to 0%

    • @b.tiqueabsolute81
      @b.tiqueabsolute81 3 года назад +642

      What about the women

    • @ed1tz468
      @ed1tz468 3 года назад +598

      @@b.tiqueabsolute81 man kind is also woman

    • @cilantrobasket7694
      @cilantrobasket7694 3 года назад +865

      @@b.tiqueabsolute81 depression rates drop 50%

    • @jorgedeanoperez2997
      @jorgedeanoperez2997 3 года назад +397

      That's the power of communism

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 3 года назад +169

      @@b.tiqueabsolute81 if you couldn't understand what the other guy said, he meant "mankind is also women"

  • @triatanstopmotions4157
    @triatanstopmotions4157 3 года назад +3012

    Moral of the story: soviets can't ride camals.
    That why the Afghans won

  • @Katslia
    @Katslia 2 года назад +4656

    "Things to do in Russia"
    1. Feeling your every door
    2. Demonstrating how I rode my arm
    3. Stopping sad men
    4. *GOD'S PRECIOUS GOOMBA*

  • @TheHappyjack1
    @TheHappyjack1 10 месяцев назад +66

    I am from Belize and the soviets won't stop feeling our door.

  • @tonychow7852
    @tonychow7852 3 года назад +10487

    the funny part is, that the lyrics actually makes sense

  • @frederikfelding8476
    @frederikfelding8476 3 года назад +757

    “We live here, we lose here, and I’m Szechuan beef”
    - top 10 inspiring quotes

  • @Rosalinnd
    @Rosalinnd Год назад +1331

    “Stop sad men”
    We did it boys, we ended depression

    • @poulagayed6051
      @poulagayed6051 Год назад +35

      The Soviet Union helped us a lot

    • @RandomQiqiMain-qe1mr
      @RandomQiqiMain-qe1mr Год назад +39

      Me who is a female: *depression +100 points!*

    • @stargazer-elite
      @stargazer-elite Год назад +21

      @@RandomQiqiMain-qe1mr men = mankind = all humans = women as well

    • @Astra_Makula
      @Astra_Makula Год назад +17

      ​@@RandomQiqiMain-qe1mr stop sad women

    • @Wotb_maniac
      @Wotb_maniac Год назад +3

      @@Astra_Makula LOL

  • @Egor00f
    @Egor00f 11 месяцев назад +465

    После этого видео, когда я слышу гимн СССР, я не могу не думать о дверях

  • @mrmavik6073
    @mrmavik6073 3 года назад +10688

    As a Russian speaking person, listening to this really hurt my brain.

    • @absolutelyrandomnick181
      @absolutelyrandomnick181 3 года назад +286

      Теперь я не слышу здесь русских слов :(

    • @saladwithmusic9729
      @saladwithmusic9729 3 года назад +620

      @@absolutelyrandomnick181 Мне кажется я больше не смогу воспринимать этот гимн нормально.

    • @Lass412
      @Lass412 3 года назад +183

      @@saladwithmusic9729 yes

    • @kit.mudylo
      @kit.mudylo 3 года назад +336

      У меня наоборот всё, я вообще не слышу, что написано в субтитрах :(

    • @ominious7082
      @ominious7082 3 года назад +34

      @@Lass412 XD

  • @beatlemaniac
    @beatlemaniac 3 года назад +378

    "A Frube in a doggy is pasta for me."
    - Vladimir Lenin, 1917

  • @gladwrapenjoyer1973
    @gladwrapenjoyer1973 2 года назад +7688

    As a person from Belize I can confirm, life has gotten significantly better since the Soviet Union gave us a door

    • @HsHs-mr5zn
      @HsHs-mr5zn 2 года назад +216

      They feel your every doors and Lenin will it you

    • @RiderBlitz1.0
      @RiderBlitz1.0 2 года назад +34

      Whaaaaat,........ XD XD XD LMAO

    • @Yo-ps2pf
      @Yo-ps2pf 2 года назад +22

      @@RiderBlitz1.0 u ok?

    • @RiderBlitz1.0
      @RiderBlitz1.0 2 года назад +15

      @@Yo-ps2pf they actually gave!?!?!?(i know its a joke)

    • @Joa_sss
      @Joa_sss 2 года назад +8

      @@RiderBlitz1.0 no?

  • @FarahFeires
    @FarahFeires Год назад +166

    I got dying at
    “Lost tea from a yeti”
    “see how I rode my arm”
    “Belize, have a door”
    😂

    • @chris1to1pher
      @chris1to1pher 11 месяцев назад +9

      "Belize, have a door" especially

    • @notinsideyourwalls
      @notinsideyourwalls 11 месяцев назад +11

      “John Lennon is scary”

    • @ahronthegreat
      @ahronthegreat 11 месяцев назад +6

      Nah it Lenin eating you that got me guess the famines got a bit too bad

    • @WidespreadUSSportFan2011
      @WidespreadUSSportFan2011 10 месяцев назад +3

      Belize, have a doooooooooooooooooor

    • @mexicoball494
      @mexicoball494 6 месяцев назад

      That had me dying 😭💀

  • @ready4roblox
    @ready4roblox 2 года назад +2705

    As a person with a door, I can confirm that the Soviet union feels it.

    • @TKOL2011
      @TKOL2011 2 года назад +6

      @normal roblox gamer lol

    • @9azodnwlm
      @9azodnwlm 2 года назад +5

      how do they feel it

    • @RC-xl8se
      @RC-xl8se 2 года назад +31

      @@9azodnwlm they touch it: every day the Soviet Union comes to touch my door to see if the wood feels nice at touch. 😂

    • @hmez759
      @hmez759 2 года назад +8

      I can feel the USSR's door if I can torch it

    • @totallyrealname8849
      @totallyrealname8849 2 года назад +5

      As a person with a door, this is incorrect. Must be a regional thing

  • @parseck3109
    @parseck3109 3 года назад +1893

    As a native Russian speaker, I keep constantly switching between these and the actual lyrics, this fucks with my brain so hard

    • @monsieurmig8969
      @monsieurmig8969 3 года назад +56

      But this is the Soviet anthem
      OH SHIT
      THEYRE INVADING
      *happy Simo Häyhä noises

    • @SB-ki3jw
      @SB-ki3jw 3 года назад +35

      You are God’s precious gooma

    • @lolbitgamingii4912
      @lolbitgamingii4912 3 года назад +4

      Infinite IQ

    • @hikkigirlkisser
      @hikkigirlkisser 3 года назад +2

      @@lolbitgamingii4912 , if it happens to me too, I'm infinite IQ too?

    • @Sovi59
      @Sovi59 3 года назад +2

      same

  • @damophobe
    @damophobe 3 года назад +473

    "I feel your every door" is one of the creepiest thing to say to someone.

    • @tanishavfx
      @tanishavfx 3 года назад +23

      I just realized it, It is indeed creepy and very meaningful

    • @marcoantoniosenzanoarteaga1857
      @marcoantoniosenzanoarteaga1857 3 года назад +23

      𝒊 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒅𝒐𝒐𝒓

    • @damophobe
      @damophobe 3 года назад +14

      Then, now as I think about it, I think
      "I see through every crack" while in a US bathroom with stalls might be even worse.

    • @minty_1806
      @minty_1806 3 года назад +12

      Ḭ̸̥͈͔̜̩͍̖̙̦̖͖͆̃͛̾̄́̏̊͘͘͝͠ ̶͈̰͚͉̟͕͉́̐̈́̅f̵̘̣̙̼̲͍̻́͛̃̇̈́̀̃̑̕ȅ̵̢̗͉̼̗͐̓͐̂̈́̌͘ẹ̸͆̓̊̌l̸̮̜̗͋ ̴͙̀̈̓̎͆̔̋͘̚ỹ̶̧̢̖̣̪̓̊̍ͅo̵̧͓̜͉̲̯͙͈͈͐̊͐̅̀͗̍̎̾̚͜͠u̶̧̽͋̾͛̈̏̄̂͊̚͝r̸̢̲̰͈̱̘̺̝̬̞̲̓̾͜ ̵̡̢̼̎͒e̴̡̪͑͌͌͆̆̓̚͝v̸̪͓̣̟̜̋̋̆̐͌̾ė̶̢̧̢̼͇̗͈͉̂͊̍̍̒̈́͂̓̀̀͜r̵̭̣̰̞͇̦̺̈́y̸̥̜̖̰̳̠̰͊̉̍̑͊͂̈̏́͝ ̸̨̜̻͙͎̙̺̺͒́͘͜͜͝d̵̤̥̻͈̪̤̆̈́̊͒̿̈́͊̈̚o̶̳̘͛̿́̔̓̂̑́͂͌̆̏ơ̵̤͊͊̌́̈́̈́̇̐̽r̵̛̜̪̥̳͈͔̾̉͆̅͝

    • @damophobe
      @damophobe 3 года назад +5

      @God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch mmmmm nope

  • @eliasmathew797
    @eliasmathew797 Год назад +179

    As an Iowan, I feel proud to know that the USSR loves us

    • @elgrandefleau7359
      @elgrandefleau7359 11 месяцев назад +11

      No but for real apparently XI Jinping (Chinese communist president) loves you guys, apparently he really loves Iowa, and is even considered a « Great friend » of it.
      I’m not even joking lmao 🤣

    • @eliasmathew797
      @eliasmathew797 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@elgrandefleau7359tbh, I also knew that. Crazy how much Iowa is loved by the Communist leaders 😂😂

    • @richardtreanton8168
      @richardtreanton8168 11 месяцев назад +4

      I live in Iowa too

    • @nerdynerd1024
      @nerdynerd1024 10 месяцев назад +6

      I do too. I think it has something to do with the French. I don't think they got the news that the Paris commune ended & that Iowa is part of the US now. That's just my head cannon.

    • @NotUsa101
      @NotUsa101 4 месяца назад +1

      Wdym they love you? They dont give a bum

  • @justbread57
    @justbread57 3 года назад +695

    "believe like the moos"
    the most inspirational quote i have ever heard

    • @rajchowdhury5153
      @rajchowdhury5153 3 года назад

      made my day....🤣🤣🤣

    • @exo69010
      @exo69010 3 года назад +1

      Xaxaxaxaxaxaxa

    • @Laura-Yu
      @Laura-Yu 3 года назад +3

      I believe in the 🐮s

    • @cool358
      @cool358 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/iik25wqIuFo/видео.html

    • @happysongs4kyrone
      @happysongs4kyrone 3 года назад +2

      Long ago, the 195-200 nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Soviet Union attacked. Only the Moos, master of all moo moo, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished... But from the first day I met him, I believed Moos would save the world.

  • @ShauMapping
    @ShauMapping 3 года назад +1867

    "God's precious Goomba..."
    "And Lenin will eat me..."
    I died there xD

    • @mraidenjohn451
      @mraidenjohn451 3 года назад +62

      Im scared of lenin now

    • @ИВАНМИСТРОСИА
      @ИВАНМИСТРОСИА 3 года назад +16

      @@mraidenjohn451 😂😂same here I don’t want him to eat my ass

    • @deshanzelaya8197
      @deshanzelaya8197 3 года назад +3

      RIP😂😂😂😂

    • @heyidoexist796
      @heyidoexist796 3 года назад +9

      @@mraidenjohn451 good that lenin is dead i dont want him eating me

    • @rayh6118
      @rayh6118 3 года назад +8

      @@mraidenjohn451 not lenin leNNON the beatle member (modified from oversimplified version )

  • @Manatee_888
    @Manatee_888 11 месяцев назад +48

    As a person from a post-soviet country, I'm now convinced these are the actual lyrics

  • @Irma_Inahd
    @Irma_Inahd 3 года назад +4292

    Kid: Has long nails
    Teacher: *Now this is an avengers level threat*
    Kid: Gets bullied
    The entire school: 2:52

    • @RandomPerson-ob1hk
      @RandomPerson-ob1hk 3 года назад +95

      I see your a man of reccomendations as well

    • @suchirghuwalewala
      @suchirghuwalewala 3 года назад +45

      @@ercmangu7584 Dumb schools ? The ultra dumb schools are in india and you know it

    • @jasonalex7640
      @jasonalex7640 3 года назад +14

      @@suchirghuwalewala dumb means stupid btw

    • @icii0i40
      @icii0i40 3 года назад +65

      @@jasonalex7640 stupid means dumb btw

    • @supershaun2932
      @supershaun2932 3 года назад +39

      @@suchirghuwalewala What do you mean Indian schools? US Schools have the worst type of management and students.

  • @weltuntergangsbote
    @weltuntergangsbote 3 года назад +1592

    "Lenin will eat me"
    "I cant ride a camel"
    "We live here,
    We lose here."
    This is so fucking great! xDD

    • @weltuntergangsbote
      @weltuntergangsbote 3 года назад +11

      Thanks for the likes my loved comrades. ;P

    • @sand_puddle4427
      @sand_puddle4427 3 года назад +32

      Don't forget God's precious Goomba

    • @alexshepherd1741
      @alexshepherd1741 3 года назад +15

      There sungs: "Ленин великий" - "The Great Lenin". This word is heard correctly.

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 3 года назад +7

      And I’m Szechuan beef.

    • @napoleonbonaparte3339
      @napoleonbonaparte3339 3 года назад +1

      *v o r e*

  • @Abdullah_al-BaAlawi
    @Abdullah_al-BaAlawi 3 года назад +531

    Moral of the story that we can take from this song
    "Belize literally have doors"

    • @Nick8944.
      @Nick8944. 3 года назад +23

      And we feel your every door

    • @hellogeneralknobi3861
      @hellogeneralknobi3861 3 года назад +6

      That's cool and all
      But does Belize have an intern Gamsat exam that I paid for and is tommorow but I am procrastinating for and have half the material unmemmorized

    • @WebDiice
      @WebDiice 3 года назад +3

      @@Nick8944. WE*

    • @blazingflame1714
      @blazingflame1714 3 года назад

      Actually Belize is a door

    • @Nick8944.
      @Nick8944. 3 года назад

      @@WebDiice ok

  • @H.Hippo_
    @H.Hippo_ 10 месяцев назад +41

    It makes more sense than half of real anthems 💀

    • @ArlxGamlng
      @ArlxGamlng Месяц назад +2

      Yeah, makes more sense than Bosnia anthem which doesn't even have text, lol.

  • @6ixteen648
    @6ixteen648 3 года назад +395

    One thing scares me, I am Russian and I understand what the anthem is about, but in the middle I hear English and I don’t understand what the anthem is about...

    • @MarkTheCat
      @MarkTheCat 3 года назад +58

      it’s was about god’s precious goomba all this time

    • @Pip200ne
      @Pip200ne 3 года назад +20

      I can’t ride a camel was so clear

    • @unnatichoudhary2273
      @unnatichoudhary2273 3 года назад +2

      @@Pip200ne ikr

    • @Ruzzky_Bly4t
      @Ruzzky_Bly4t 3 года назад +1

      Same!

  • @DuckInGameStop
    @DuckInGameStop 3 года назад +617

    "We live here, we lose here, and I'm Szechuan beef!"
    such a powerful message... 😭

  • @Evil_EmperorOfficial
    @Evil_EmperorOfficial 2 года назад +1599

    1980:
    K.G.B. Officer: "We are here to feel your doors."
    U.S.S.R citizen: "No. They are my doors"
    K.G.B. Officer : "Our doors, right?"

  • @DarkGate-histogeo
    @DarkGate-histogeo 11 месяцев назад +33

    As a person from la paz I can confirm they boomed us

  • @VioletSilence
    @VioletSilence 2 года назад +3125

    I'm native Russian speaker and I'm dying laughing
    I switched my thoughts to English while watching this and I don't think I could perceive USSR Anthem as it is ever again

    • @CCCP-0082
      @CCCP-0082 2 года назад +28

      Слава Советской Армии !
      ruclips.net/video/CAutQJ004bQ/видео.html

    • @doggo_woo
      @doggo_woo 2 года назад +175

      So, can the USSR feel every door?

    • @stormninjabros025
      @stormninjabros025 2 года назад +124

      Did the Soviets give the Belizeans their door?

    • @phuocnguyenngoc7821
      @phuocnguyenngoc7821 2 года назад +19

      lmao

    • @feedo1
      @feedo1 2 года назад +23

      @@stormninjabros025 Yes

  • @TBDaGoat
    @TBDaGoat 2 года назад +2478

    When we were young, we only listened to the song.
    When we grow up, we understand the lyrics.
    The lyrics:

  • @minecrafter3448
    @minecrafter3448 3 года назад +862

    It’s videos like these that make me realize there are people out there with an actual sense of humor.

    • @shentt8837
      @shentt8837 3 года назад +9

      what

    • @tygrx.
      @tygrx. 3 года назад

      ikr

    • @ramanspeedballof930
      @ramanspeedballof930 3 года назад +3

      Is that so? Yeah, right...

    • @simplyme4629
      @simplyme4629 3 года назад +11

      *loud fart noise*

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 года назад +4

      And russians.
      My minds is being torn apart between actually understanding lyrics and text.

  • @NostalgiaOnTheWB
    @NostalgiaOnTheWB 3 месяца назад +11

    "Stop sad men"
    "I feel your every door"
    "See, See a man"
    "I can't ride a camel"
    My fav parts

  • @ЯковЦой-в5ч
    @ЯковЦой-в5ч 5 лет назад +1006

    Its so confusing when you know the actual lyrics

    • @getsss6438
      @getsss6438 4 года назад +2

      Ikr

    • @Azeriiall
      @Azeriiall 4 года назад +1

      I made it 69-

    • @IS-2_1944
      @IS-2_1944 4 года назад +47

      United forever in friendship and labour
      Our mighty Republics will ever endure
      The great Soviet Union will live through the ages
      The dream of a people, their fortress secure.
      [Chorus]
      Long live our Soviet Motherland,
      Built by the People's mighty hand
      Long live our People, united and free
      Strong in our friendship, tried by fire.
      Long may our Crimson Flag inspire
      Shining in glory for all men to see.
      Through days dark and stormy where great Lenin led us
      Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above
      And Stalin our leader with faith in the people
      Inspired us to build up the land that we love
      Long live our Soviet Motherland
      Built by the People's mighty hand
      Long live our People, united and free
      Strong in our friendship, tried by fire
      Long may our Crimson Flag inspire
      Shining in glory for all men to see
      We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
      And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
      Our Glory will live in the memory of nations
      And all generations will honor her name
      [Chorus]
      We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders
      And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame
      Our Glory will live in the memory of nations
      And all generations will honor her name

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom 4 года назад +10

      soyuz is nothing like soy sauce

    • @betterthanMJF
      @betterthanMJF 3 года назад +2

      I’m thinking this right now lmao

  • @RyokaDW
    @RyokaDW 3 года назад +539

    "We live here,
    We lose here,
    And I'm Szechuan Beef."
    There is so much meaning in this line.

    • @rabbit-ku1bn
      @rabbit-ku1bn 3 года назад +27

      That's why Lenin ate 'em

    • @brianorozco1074
      @brianorozco1074 3 года назад +5

      Lenin: Yum

    • @Thetrickyace
      @Thetrickyace 2 года назад +3

      In all seriousness the first two lines are actually deep

  • @HoiChunNg-f6o
    @HoiChunNg-f6o 4 месяца назад +8

    Guys. Lenin can feel us every door and will eat us

  • @dolphin4989
    @dolphin4989 2 года назад +1407

    As a Russian, I can confirm I feel your doors

    • @janazilinkova8140
      @janazilinkova8140 2 года назад +7

      Indeed.

    • @WoodlouseFairy
      @WoodlouseFairy 2 года назад +27

      What does my door feel like? Just curious

    • @janazilinkova8140
      @janazilinkova8140 2 года назад +39

      @@WoodlouseFairy Your door feels like wood nailed to the sides of your wall.

    • @WoodlouseFairy
      @WoodlouseFairy 2 года назад +14

      @@janazilinkova8140 it is!!

    • @janazilinkova8140
      @janazilinkova8140 2 года назад +18

      @@WoodlouseFairy See? We know everything about yours and others doors.

  • @yourlocalmculover6664
    @yourlocalmculover6664 3 года назад +1816

    Alternative Title: How to sing the USSR anthem if you aren’t Russian

    • @niceguy3752
      @niceguy3752 2 года назад +10

      Underrated comment

    • @sakura_7472
      @sakura_7472 2 года назад +15

      11/10 would sing the Soviet Anthem again

    • @LwxndZ
      @LwxndZ 2 года назад +4

      this is how I learn how to sing the ussr anthem lol

    • @TheBeanGoingUp
      @TheBeanGoingUp 2 года назад +2

      Ну да

    • @LwxndZ
      @LwxndZ 2 года назад +1

      @@TheBeanGoingUp Dq

  • @derubermensch9060
    @derubermensch9060 3 года назад +276

    Lenin : promises peace,bread and land to Russians
    Russians : and Lenin will eat me

  • @MDR-VRFS
    @MDR-VRFS 10 месяцев назад +5

    As a soviet, I can confirm that Everyone worships God’s Precious Goomba

  • @arlieproductions4794
    @arlieproductions4794 3 года назад +1460

    "I feel your every door"
    I'm 14 and this is deep.
    Edit: Don't go to the replies on this comment, it is a hellhole.

    • @Lucas-wj8mg
      @Lucas-wj8mg 3 года назад +3

      kid

    • @Ascalipsa
      @Ascalipsa 3 года назад +54

      @@Lucas-wj8mg ..? it was a joke

    • @Maksox-uo8cm
      @Maksox-uo8cm 3 года назад +5

      y e s

    • @Lucas-wj8mg
      @Lucas-wj8mg 3 года назад +4

      @@Ascalipsa You are 14. You're too young for the Internet.

    • @Ascalipsa
      @Ascalipsa 3 года назад +50

      @@Lucas-wj8mg 1st of all I'm not 14, I'm not the one that wrote the comment and the comment is making fun of stereotypes.

  • @ElJoe183
    @ElJoe183 3 года назад +671

    "Lenin will eat me"
    "There's pasta for me"
    "John lennon is scary"
    "Belize has a door"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @youtubesresidentfbiagent8735
    @youtubesresidentfbiagent8735 3 года назад +1179

    *"I don't care!"*
    Also the anthem: *"I care!"*
    Me: _[visible confusion]_

    • @marcellosirait_
      @marcellosirait_ 3 года назад +21

      Can you stop looking at my history
      And why are you here
      Rebel FBI?

    • @sigma9904
      @sigma9904 3 года назад +8

      @@dimitryv6507
      I FEEL YOUR EVERY DOOR

    • @ewanawanga
      @ewanawanga 3 года назад +1

      Hello there

    • @lamerie6767
      @lamerie6767 3 года назад +1

      kinda like your ex

    • @snoaw.
      @snoaw. 3 года назад +1

      @@dimitryv6507 r/ihavereddit

  • @TCC-RMG
    @TCC-RMG Год назад +11

    I like the extra bits like” IS PASTA FOR ME” and the dog said ooh can i have some

  • @mr.chipotle9716
    @mr.chipotle9716 3 года назад +2042

    "God's precious Goomba."
    Remember bois, don't stomp on Goombas when playing Mario

    • @channelname367
      @channelname367 2 года назад +50

      Challenge accepted

    • @zuultux8853
      @zuultux8853 2 года назад +19

      @THE LEGENDARY GAMER Yo I found a Czech ball in the wild

    • @ethanmatthewbaroma520
      @ethanmatthewbaroma520 2 года назад +4

      @@zuultux8853 relatable

    • @zuultux8853
      @zuultux8853 2 года назад +4

      @@ethanmatthewbaroma520 lol

    • @BumberenzoTheFireEngine
      @BumberenzoTheFireEngine 2 года назад +5

      I’m dead😂😂😂😂💀💀 you even made the video funnier. How how worse can this comment section get?!

  • @user-wy6ru1js3b
    @user-wy6ru1js3b 3 года назад +612

    Alternative title: How to sing the USSR Anthem if you don't know Russian

    • @dibs6462
      @dibs6462 3 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @scpmonthly8130
      @scpmonthly8130 3 года назад +7

      Da.
      (I think that’s how you say it)

    • @TODDYNHO340
      @TODDYNHO340 3 года назад +1

      I wont like this post bc he has 69 likes but that is a good name for this vid

    • @Giviie
      @Giviie 3 года назад +4

      But if you know Russian, it's actually close to nightmare

    • @JustThatWeeb
      @JustThatWeeb 3 года назад +5

      @@scpmonthly8130 in russian it would be да but romanized it is da. I am not russian. Just a bulgarian and a gamer

  • @galanonim4936
    @galanonim4936 3 года назад +151

    " I feel your every door! "
    - random KGB officer

    • @heyidoexist796
      @heyidoexist796 3 года назад +5

      ” We can fell your every door! ”
      - same thing but more communist

  • @The-Sea-Dragon-1977
    @The-Sea-Dragon-1977 2 месяца назад +3

    Can we just appreciate that if we were to choose an ideology based purely on their anthem we would all be Soviet by now.

  • @georgevolkov2158
    @georgevolkov2158 3 года назад +4801

    As a Russian I'm not even offended this is fucking hilarious

    • @kindaway
      @kindaway 3 года назад +62

      Same

    • @y.a.c.
      @y.a.c. 3 года назад +29

      CoMmIe 🤡

    • @pavlychev_funny
      @pavlychev_funny 3 года назад +52

      Жиза

    • @mrrexychomp9829
      @mrrexychomp9829 3 года назад +49

      @@y.a.c. You go get em Dwight!
      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @y.a.c.
      @y.a.c. 3 года назад +11

      @@mrrexychomp9829 I can’t tell if you’re joking or not
      *ps I was being sarcastic if you couldn’t tell*

  • @PULVERIZER01
    @PULVERIZER01 3 года назад +344

    "I FEEL YOUR EVERY DOOR!!"
    *Cries tears of patriotism*

  • @masterblindon
    @masterblindon Год назад +1395

    “God’s precious Goomba” is such a great line

    • @Bread.youtube
      @Bread.youtube Год назад +43

      10/10 masterpiece 💫

    • @Woopor
      @Woopor Год назад +32

      @BruhPlayzYT how it disrespect?

    • @rieflymokhram442
      @rieflymokhram442 Год назад +12

      @BruhPlayzYT no. It just a joke.

    • @British-Patriot
      @British-Patriot Год назад +29

      @BruhPlayzYT so how is it disrespectful?

    • @mcdominicTV
      @mcdominicTV Год назад +24

      As a catholic, there's nothing serious here. It's fine.

  • @chillinglyjosh
    @chillinglyjosh 5 месяцев назад +9

    As someone from La Paz, I now have PTSD.

  • @gigachad3327
    @gigachad3327 3 года назад +530

    *"We Boom it in La Paz"*
    Now that's what I call Russian

    • @zuultux8853
      @zuultux8853 2 года назад +11

      LOL UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @BlaBoy17
      @BlaBoy17 2 года назад +6

      LOL UNDERRATED REPLY

    • @iansoliz3874
      @iansoliz3874 2 года назад +11

      Happy Bolivian noises

    • @bathamsteryt
      @bathamsteryt 2 года назад +11

      @@iansoliz3874 Sad Bolivian Noises

    • @iansoliz3874
      @iansoliz3874 2 года назад +8

      @@bathamsteryt Scared Bolivian noises

  • @edkri007
    @edkri007 3 года назад +421

    America: I don’t give a shit!
    Soviet Union: I DONT GIVE A BUM!!!

  • @2frudels
    @2frudels 3 года назад +1892

    "I care for more!"
    "I don't care"
    Top 10 anime betrayals.

    • @churchofeg
      @churchofeg 3 года назад +16

      I care for more
      I care

    • @Lemonn1016
      @Lemonn1016 3 года назад +20

      Fck your anime

    • @Reinhardt7853
      @Reinhardt7853 3 года назад +23

      Just leaving a comment here so I can get a notification when a fight breaks out here

    • @Corsoux_Dev
      @Corsoux_Dev 3 года назад +27

      @@Lemonn1016 calm down son it's just a comment

    • @IsmailKhan-vc1zf
      @IsmailKhan-vc1zf 3 года назад +8

      @@Reinhardt7853 don't worry comrade, I'll start the fight now
      EVERYONE HERE IS A MOTHeRF_ER

  • @OnePeiceEditzx
    @OnePeiceEditzx 4 месяца назад +15

    As a person from Belize I am very grateful for the soviet union gifting us doors

  • @lucas_5456
    @lucas_5456 3 года назад +2121

    I'm russian, and I can confirm this is complete accurate.
    But if serious, I really can hear your lyrics. Though it is really easy to hear original anthem again.

    • @tramvajtramvajevic9247
      @tramvajtramvajevic9247 3 года назад +49

      I agree, i thank it will be much more confusing, but its really easy to compare the song with these lyrics, even if english isn't my native and russian is

    • @Charduza
      @Charduza 3 года назад +12

      Hello comrade

    • @russianraichu
      @russianraichu 3 года назад +5

      Тоже самое

    • @azurtez75
      @azurtez75 3 года назад +1

      what are the real lyrics lol

    • @Evgenveg
      @Evgenveg 3 года назад +19

      у меня диссонанс происходит

  • @sirsquirrel6176
    @sirsquirrel6176 3 года назад +665

    America/Britain: John Lennon
    Russia: *J O H N L E N I N*

    • @herbertant4096
      @herbertant4096 3 года назад +9

      Hahahahhahahha Underrated ASF

    • @quuaaarrrk8056
      @quuaaarrrk8056 3 года назад +19

      Also don't forget Silvester Stalone and Stalin.

    • @herbertant4096
      @herbertant4096 3 года назад +5

      @@quuaaarrrk8056 ahh yessh

    • @radhyack
      @radhyack 3 года назад +13

      Not LennON, LeNIN! The Russian communist!

    • @traugene
      @traugene 3 года назад +8

      Lennon lived
      Lennon is alive
      Lennon will live

  • @Lbo-kb3nh
    @Lbo-kb3nh 3 года назад +138

    When trying to fall asleep, just remember
    *he feels your every door*

  • @DrIncrdblyEvlFshFce
    @DrIncrdblyEvlFshFce 9 месяцев назад +12

    "John Lennon is scary" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

  • @whoohna3373
    @whoohna3373 Год назад +317

    "I don't care, she's man?
    I care for more..."
    Guys, this killed me

  • @waterrocketlab151
    @waterrocketlab151 3 года назад +477

    Lyrics:
    Soy sauce
    Never see me
    Vest vulpix
    Scaffolding
    Lost tea
    From a yeti
    Believe
    Like the moos
    Fat man
    For your snoz danny
    Mole and a hoedown
    A key
    In a hole sheets
    A guest in soy sauce
    Stop
    Sad men
    She starts
    I care for more (I care)
    Rogue mint
    Iowa
    I don’t give a bum
    I feel your every door
    See how I rode my arm
    God's precious goomba
    Belize have a door
    Sasquatch
    See see a man
    Your soul sits well on me
    And lenin will eat me
    A ball tossed at me
    I can’t ride a camel
    A ball down the road here
    A frube in a doggy
    Is pasta for me
    Stop
    Sad men
    She starts
    I care for more (I care)
    Rogue mint
    Iowa
    I don’t give a bum
    I feel your every door
    See how I rode my arm
    God's precious goomba
    Belize have a door
    John Lennon is scary
    I take one
    For years
    One
    We live here
    We lose here
    And I’m szechuan beef
    We cross over
    Sore rabies
    Spots from a chisel
    We boom it in La Paz
    I guess it was we
    I don’t care
    She’s man
    I care for more (I care)
    Rogue mint
    Iowa
    I don’t give a bum
    I feel your every door
    See how I rode my arm
    God’s precious goomba
    Belize
    Have a door

    • @OliverRaj
      @OliverRaj 3 года назад +8

      Gonna sing this brb

    • @mrjm2
      @mrjm2 3 года назад +9

      how much free time do you have

    • @OliverRaj
      @OliverRaj 3 года назад +5

      @@mrjm2 quite limited but i can still manage

    • @waterrocketlab151
      @waterrocketlab151 3 года назад +7

      @JM2 enough

    • @cly._12
      @cly._12 3 года назад +5

      *"I don't give a bum"*

  • @qualitycontent5244
    @qualitycontent5244 2 года назад +2390

    Very inspirational and deep lines
    "I feel your every door"
    "We live here,we lose here"
    "I care for more,I care"
    "Stop sad men"

    • @somerandonamedz9991
      @somerandonamedz9991 2 года назад +130

      “Gods precious Goomba”

    • @赵颖-j3t
      @赵颖-j3t 2 года назад +77

      “Your soul sits well on me”

    • @kreeeeee
      @kreeeeee 2 года назад +69

      “I don’t give a bum”

    • @_Gam3r
      @_Gam3r 2 года назад +21

      WE NUKE IT IN LA PAZ, I GUESS IT WAS ME.
      I D O N ' T C A R E

    • @salt_0220
      @salt_0220 2 года назад +24

      "SORE RABIES"
      cant forget this

  • @mcr_enjoyer7
    @mcr_enjoyer7 Год назад +26

    I have saved this song to my music playlist and I don't regret it one bit.

  • @caylenmosley2990
    @caylenmosley2990 3 года назад +303

    I never realized how important doors were to Soviet Russia 🤔Edit: Damn, over 300 likes! This is officially my most liked comment ever, lol

    • @astronautestever
      @astronautestever 3 года назад +7

      HAGTAJHJSJKDH LMFAOO
      also it's important

    • @caylenmosley2990
      @caylenmosley2990 3 года назад +13

      @@astronautestever Yes, doors are very importent, comrade.

    • @Hoodperd
      @Hoodperd 3 года назад +7

      Please stop feeling my doors.

    • @caylenmosley2990
      @caylenmosley2990 3 года назад +8

      @@Hoodperd In Soviet Russia, you don't feel doors, doors feel you!

    • @jairbeltran3402
      @jairbeltran3402 3 года назад +3

      @@caylenmosley2990 oh gosh....

  • @nath6662
    @nath6662 3 года назад +1205

    "God's precious goomba"
    Ah yes, God's finest creation.

    • @hetecks1385
      @hetecks1385 3 года назад +17

      @God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch ok and

    • @Zoffee662
      @Zoffee662 3 года назад +8

      @God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch good luck at hell :)

    • @hextrayer6742
      @hextrayer6742 3 года назад +5

      @God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch imagine sensoring thing that we alr know kid

    • @zawarudowanttoknowyourloca9058
      @zawarudowanttoknowyourloca9058 3 года назад +2

      @God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch go to religion channelwith that name

    • @slovakvladimir5316
      @slovakvladimir5316 3 года назад +2

      @God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch You heretic !!!

  • @chillinglyjosh
    @chillinglyjosh 5 месяцев назад +7

    1:20 I’m not that tasty, am I, Lenin?

  • @zuultux8853
    @zuultux8853 3 года назад +861

    I felt it when they said “I feel your every door” and “And Lenin will eat me” I really personally felt that. You have made my day

    • @zuultux8853
      @zuultux8853 3 года назад +6

      @Nhân Hà Đăng OH NOW IM LOCKING MY ROOM DOORS TONIGHT

    • @jackbal395
      @jackbal395 3 года назад +2

      69 likes

    • @zuultux8853
      @zuultux8853 2 года назад

      @@jackbal395 Thanks bro I never thought my comment would get so many likes 👍 thanks dude

    • @sergeantsainsburys9181
      @sergeantsainsburys9181 2 года назад +7

      When they said we live here we lose here dam that hits hard

    • @zuultux8853
      @zuultux8853 2 года назад +5

      @@sergeantsainsburys9181 Real hard bro

  • @rivey3739
    @rivey3739 3 года назад +456

    As a Russian, I can confirm that this was an actual text for our anthem.

    • @ИВАНМИСТРОСИА
      @ИВАНМИСТРОСИА 3 года назад +8

      Cyka? Is pasta for yhu😂

    • @W0B0N
      @W0B0N 3 года назад +13

      I dont even need to learn your language. I can just sing this and it will be all fine.

    • @ИВАНМИСТРОСИА
      @ИВАНМИСТРОСИА 3 года назад +1

      @@W0B0N 🤣ahh okay

    • @sh22real
      @sh22real 3 года назад +12

      "our", дурачек свой гимн от советского отличить не может.

    • @ИВАНМИСТРОСИА
      @ИВАНМИСТРОСИА 3 года назад

      @@sh22real да ты не ошибся

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon 2 года назад +512

    I never actually listened to the full soviet anthem until now soo...

  • @Biggie_Cheese470
    @Biggie_Cheese470 4 месяца назад +5

    " lenin will eat me"
    "im szechuan beef" makes sense

  • @КанистраКеросина
    @КанистраКеросина Год назад +2512

    As native Russian speaker, this hits extremely hard, almost dying from laughter.

    • @gnilscorp
      @gnilscorp Год назад +94

      жиза, я чуть не задохнулась от смеха

    • @o_s-24
      @o_s-24 Год назад +117

      My brain hurts after this. I understand the russian part but the english part makes sense as well

    • @MoldyMan.
      @MoldyMan. Год назад +25

      @@gnilscorp Я не русский, лол, но мне больше нравится английская версия

    • @MoldyMan.
      @MoldyMan. Год назад +15

      @@o_s-24 Fr but English sounds more basic lol

    • @XEveryday392
      @XEveryday392 Год назад +7

      да💀

  • @SusuLakuProductions
    @SusuLakuProductions 3 года назад +539

    "Belize have a door"
    The USSR apparently likes giving doors to countries
    UPDATE: THIS COMMENT EXPLODED THANK YOU SO MUCH!
    This comment is better than roblox

    • @souriguess
      @souriguess 3 года назад +16

      ussr: belize heres a door, germany heres a door, usa heres a atomic bomb door **boom**

    • @benrex777productions9
      @benrex777productions9 3 года назад +8

      Belize have a door and I feel your every door.

    • @alpha_0e152
      @alpha_0e152 3 года назад +1

      XDDDD

    • @hyperdude8301
      @hyperdude8301 3 года назад +1

      And apparently likes to feel them too

    • @TinNguyen-rl2xr
      @TinNguyen-rl2xr 3 года назад

      I stole every door from Belize for a reason

  • @thebongpolyglot344
    @thebongpolyglot344 Год назад +860

    "God's precious Goomba"
    "Belize have a door"
    "Lost tea from a Yeti"
    "Lenin will eat me"
    I literally died...

    • @-teamocean-
      @-teamocean- Год назад +31

      and I'm Szechuan beef

    • @minengeschoss
      @minengeschoss Год назад +17

      we liv here we lose here AND IM 四川 BEEF!!!!

    • @alexx3940
      @alexx3940 Год назад +10

      I believe it would be 100× funnier if we knew what the originals meant

    • @9c17debmalyaghosh4
      @9c17debmalyaghosh4 Год назад +8

      I don't give a bum

    • @Stillcrown239
      @Stillcrown239 Год назад +7

      We boom it!

  • @thecoolestdaniel4554
    @thecoolestdaniel4554 4 месяца назад +5

    Y'know this still doesn't make it sound less epic infact it's just made it easier for me to sing along now

    • @WhyTho-kn8wd
      @WhyTho-kn8wd 4 месяца назад

      Soy sauce never see me vest vulpix scaffolding lost tea from a yeti believe like the moos fat man for your snoz Danny mole and hoedown a key in a hole sheets a guest in soy sauce stop sad men she starts I care for more I care rouge mint Iowa I don’t give a bum I feel your every door see how I rode my arm gods precious goomba Belize have a door Sasquatch see see a man your soul sits well on me and Lenin will eat me a ball tossed at me I can’t ride a camel a ball down the road here a frube in a doggy is pasta for me stop sad men she starts I care for more I care rouge mint Iowa I don’t give a bum I feel your every door see how I rode my arm gods precious goomba Belize have a door John Lennon is scary I take one for years one we live here we lose here and I’m Szechuan beef we cross over sore rabies spots from a chisel we boom in La Paz I guess it was me I don’t care she’s man I care for more I care rouge mint Iowa I don’t give a bum I feel your every door see how I rode my arm gods precious goomba Belize have a door

  • @Z_žžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžž_Z

    The 2:30 "we live here, we lose here" actually made sense and was patriotic

    • @MrNoob05
      @MrNoob05 2 года назад +262

      And I’m Szechuan beef

    • @pizzatime2197
      @pizzatime2197 2 года назад +155

      JOHN LENNON IS SCARY

    • @AkaiYuki_-
      @AkaiYuki_- Год назад +21

      La verdad es que si tiene sentido :^

    • @whatever5401
      @whatever5401 Год назад +86

      It sounded like something the Soviet Union would actually put in their anthem

    • @AkaiYuki_-
      @AkaiYuki_- Год назад +9

      @@whatever5401 fuera de broma creo que hubiera quedado perfecto en el himno

  • @Antonchel
    @Antonchel 2 года назад +4318

    As a Russian, I can confirm that lyrics is 100% accurate

  • @whitted2799
    @whitted2799 3 года назад +830

    Alternative title: *"How to sing the Soviet Anthem without actually knowing the lyrics"*

    • @alden8231
      @alden8231 3 года назад +8

      bruh but this is lyrics is what people think
      the real lyrics is Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh
      Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus.
      Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov
      Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
      Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
      Druzhby, narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
      Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
      Pust ot pobedy, k pobede vedet!

    • @PedroBastozz
      @PedroBastozz 3 года назад +17

      @@alden8231 its a joke dumbass

    • @godzillaenjoyer591
      @godzillaenjoyer591 3 года назад +7

      @Alden It's just a joke bro

    • @nataliej.3579
      @nataliej.3579 3 года назад +9

      @@alden8231 I only know the new one lol but there‘s overlap

    • @paranceanic
      @paranceanic 3 года назад +2

      @@alden8231 So uh Im gonna copy this and make Google translate sing it

  • @tperm99s
    @tperm99s 10 месяцев назад +8

    I love how some of the best lines in the song are simply offering a door to Belize

    • @PBJellyBoi
      @PBJellyBoi 2 месяца назад

      I like to imagine that each time the chorus is repeated, the lyrics being described in it get more and more extreme, and by the end Belize is completely buried in just doors🚪

    • @tperm99s
      @tperm99s 2 месяца назад +1

      @@PBJellyBoi i want to see that irl

    • @Lina_Antoniou
      @Lina_Antoniou 7 дней назад

      There 's no "simply" about this highly strategic move.

    • @tperm99s
      @tperm99s 7 дней назад +1

      @@Lina_Antoniou real

  • @grenenjaex5342
    @grenenjaex5342 3 года назад +574

    Man, I was so invested on the new lyrics that I actually forgot that I’m a native Russian speaker😅

    • @ur_crabmom
      @ur_crabmom 3 года назад +10

      Same

    • @JovialSvin
      @JovialSvin 3 года назад +11

      Мне наоборот показалось, что такой прикол на меня не работает, потому что я нэтив рашн спикер 🙂

    • @__ash13__
      @__ash13__ 3 года назад +7

      Половина текста мимо имхо

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 года назад +1

      @@__ash13__ А по мне всё в точку

    • @drbra1n
      @drbra1n 3 года назад

      @@ekaneev111 год блес йор прешес гумбаз

  • @aris.4119
    @aris.4119 5 лет назад +377

    GODS PRECIOUS GOOMBA
    I CANT RIDE A CAMEL
    SAD MEN
    BELIZE HAVE A DOOR
    I DONT GIVE A BUM
    I FEEL YOUR EVERY DOOR
    SEE HOW I RODE MY ARM

  • @vedantgupta6956
    @vedantgupta6956 3 года назад +1813

    " I don't care "
    " She's man? "
    " *I care for more* "
    edit: *We care***
    edit again: oh look mom I'm famous
    edit again again: Finally, I am not receiving any notifications from this comment

  • @waiting4smth
    @waiting4smth 10 месяцев назад +7

    As a Russian, “I feel your every door” is the only way I sing it now.

  • @YourNormalProgram
    @YourNormalProgram 3 года назад +2092

    I can’t stop laughing at “GOD’S PRECIOUS GOOMBA”

    • @casualf2p850
      @casualf2p850 3 года назад +77

      Dont laugh, hail the god's PRECIOUS GOOMBA

    • @Rex_Treez
      @Rex_Treez 3 года назад +22

      what happens if I jump on it ?

    • @thestormyblizzard1357
      @thestormyblizzard1357 3 года назад +44

      @@Rex_Treez You will become the epitome of God's wrath. You break his precious Goomba, you break the man himself. The G man is gonna be angy af

    • @donerhd5192
      @donerhd5192 3 года назад +2

      Same xD

    • @Rex_Treez
      @Rex_Treez 3 года назад +15

      @@thestormyblizzard1357 *jumps on Gods precious Goomba*

  • @muanilunga
    @muanilunga 3 года назад +503

    Teacher: why are you laughing?
    Me: nothing
    My brain: *God's precious Goomba*

  • @horadetodososlegos
    @horadetodososlegos Год назад +499

    "Stop sad men she starts
    I care for more I care"
    Truly poetic