or in the sewer swamp. What sea rise will do to Merry Leggos...or the first cat 6 'cane. "Sugar Sugar, aw, Honey Honey!" The cherry on the icing on the second scoop for DinAlt Hevantkaka. 11/5, Jan 20, confiscate passport, electric anklet, more charges, more civil suits for end to endless slurs and libels, 100% con-vict-ion, ionized, bound, barged, leaking, drifting off GitMo' ConnedVIC!shuns, with Ginni. Not a ten, DungOld. No sofas, davenports or chaise longue for Jody UnAdVanced. Maybe mark Robinson will buy them from the discount bin, or maybe loony bin be busted biglier and bilgeier better, Sorry...preselection daze jitters.
It's no surprise, given that she couldn't find her cat, and her very first idea was, File a police report because the neighbors ate her! Core Trump voter.
@@markmac2206ya, the pull out is the only couch anyone should sit on at Vance's house. You don't want to reach between the cushions looking for your keys with his other couch.
@@guyrose6602It really is sick. Here's a guy born from money who went to fancy schools that he claims were the best. Aside from having no etiquette or class, he's bad with money, bankrupted casinos with an 's', and can't do business right. On top of that he can't pay citizens because he thinks they're beneath HIM, and he expects them to vote for him. Whose mans is that?
I thought Biden was to Blame for the wars and immigration. Problems. Now every single Trump bitched about Biden. He didn't even bother changing any accusations. Just replaced Biden for Kamala. Word for Word. Just like how Melania plagiarized Michelle Obamas Speech Word for Word. Except Melania, had no idea what most of the words meant.
@@JuniAllen Glad to hear that my wife is from Ohio and are many friends of mine .I have spent a lot of time there and have found the people to be very open minded I just have trouble understanding how they voted to have a vile creature like Vance representing them but where there is life there’s hope
That video clip of the convict paying for food with bit coin is hysterical. He’s so confused. It’s like a child having his parents teach them how to use a debit card.
The Bit-coin manager's reaction was priceless: "Wow! It went through1" All of New York City knows only a brave man that takes a check from Donald Trump.
No mention of the transaction fees, or how much the value of the bitcoin changed between the time he bought it and the time he bought the drink with it. People jabber about how blockchain works to divert from conversations about problems like volitility and fees.
@@t.n.-js6ei They probably would have pretended it did as to not cause a scene in front of the cameras. Looking at the guy on the lefts face, that might be what actually happened.
@@j3i2i2yl7 not to be a stickler, but blockchain is one thing, bitcoin (which is a total scam btw) is another thing on top of the blockchain. Many other wonderfully useful things can be and should be built on top of the blockchain. Like decentralized identity, and records of transactions that you actually own...for one example. Check it out.
Wow, it only took 5 times as long as when I use my phone/Google Pay to purchase lunch or items at store. Also, I would expect any fees I am charged are a lot less than those for using Bitcoin. I signed up for a Bitcoin account on a (supposedly trustworthy) website and when I actually tried to make a purchase I think the fee they wanted for the transaction was about 25% of what I was buying.
I hope all the people who came to peacefully rally for support of the Haitian-Americans, show up when he arrives. They need to be a larger percentage than all the MAGAs and keep it civil.
I hope they form a human blockade on the road, at a convenient turnabout to the airport from whence he came. Signs saying “JUST GO AWAY CONOLD” He shouldn’t step foot in Ohio.
"I haven't seen my pet in 24 hours. Only thing to do is to call my Senator and say my neighbors ate it." - JD Vance's conception of normal, believable behavior
I talk too much, ok? My son in law has a cat that looks to him. Loves her daddy. If he goes on a weekend trip, she gets mad. It’s my responsibility to care for the cats when they are gone. When Yuki, the cat realizes her daddy isnt coming home, she leaves. Scares the hell out of me, but I never thought anyone ate her. She must stay close, because when he comes home, she shows up, cusses him out, and all is well again.
@@stephaniefain1863🍀 With a disappearing act, you should consider yourself lucky. I've know a lot of cats who routinely puke in owners' shoes, on bed or something similar while they're gone 😅
Temporary Protected Status was approved by Congress in 1990 for migrants from countries deemed too dangerous to live in due to armed conflict, environmental disasters, or extraordinary circumstances. That's the very definition of legal.
@@Rebelfire75 wouldn't say this is 'simple' so much as its 'objectively false'. Simple is omitting details to make something easier to process, like boiling all the math that goes into understanding gravity down to G=9.8mpsps. this is like saying gravity is a marxist plot to stop people from flying.
@@Morepanthers - I'd assume unions would typically lean towards the Democratic party, so *not* endorsing either presidential candidate could be taken as a swing towards Republicans (not necessarily past the mid-way point, just less far towards Democrats.) Especially if the same union had endorsed dems in past elections. I have no idea if that's the case or not. If not, it's just Trump's usual non-sequitur claims.
"I'm going to Springfield. I might not come back, but that's ok". ..... More than ok, it's a dream come true. Please go somewhere, anywhere, and don't ever come back or be heard from again.
Oh yeah Trump - Springfield, Ohio HAS become somewhat dangerous thanks to you and Vance and YOUR LIES!!! "I might not come back." Sure Trump - you are so very brave!! 😅
Ah….the famous “2-week rule”…2 weeks for health care bill, 2 weeks for infrastructure bill, 2 weeks for Covid to disappear…..does anyone else sense a trend of “never gonna happen” here??💙
Yep, bc he already has everything in place to steal this election. He has people across the country who are county supervisors who will refuse to certify the election. It will not be certified in time. Thus the Constitution will not be upheld. That neans it will go to the Supreme Court and Trump's 6-3 Supreme Court will vote that Trump is the president and all time emperor. The Constitution will be over, and our country will end. I don't have the money to run away to Canada like all the rich people. So we will stay here and be brutalized. And that's what will happen.
“The subway had a big train, strong train.. steam in his eyes. He said chug-a chug-a choo choo! We love Thomas, don’t we folks. Rain or shine he’s out there. Not like that Henry, right? Afraid of the rain. Afraid it’ll ruin his paint.. brick him up! Brick him up!”
According to The Wall Street Journal, Anna Kilgore apologized to her Haitian neighbors - who she helped put in extreme danger with her unfounded claim - while wearing a Trump hat and shirt. 🤦🏼♀️
@o.b.7217hmm. I read somewhere that she said she didn't claim they ate the cat, she claimed they had taken the cat in as their pet and lied about when she asked them. I'll have to go look and see who published the article.
Yeah, JD Vance is crazy if he thinks were _not_ suppose to call him out when he blatantly lies. Especially when he *admits* to lying and still does it anyway.
It's so reedonkulous for him to claim it's the medias job to fact check him... I mean of course it is their job, but he's basically admitting over and over he's just going to make up whatever he wants like he's Dr Seuss. And that's an insult to Dr Seuss.
Yeah. Whenever these late night hosts talk about how bad their impressions of Con-Old Turd are, I wish I was there to say, "to be fair, Donald Trump's impression of Donold Trump is going to hell, too."
I heard from JD Vance's housekeeper that she keeps finding torn up donuts in the trash. "It's like he's been poking them with a tiny twig or something, it's so weird. And he keeps calling me Haitian even though I keep telling him that my family has been living in America since before the civil war."
our tech rulers have been trying to turn the WORLD into cashless society for 30 years. its the only and most effecient way they can take control of ALL HUMANITY - by controlling global currency. and that's precisely what the BIT-COIN CON is all about. to DEVALUE your money, making the rich even richer and making all economic transactions IMPOSSIBLE without the use of their over-priced, invasive, police-state technology. STOP FALLING FOR ALL THESE HIGH-TECH SCAMS! you really think google, apple, amazon, microsoft, bit-coin and all the other tech scammers have YOUR best interests at heart?
Fun fact: that bitcoin transaction generated about 400kg of CO2 equivalent vs ~0.5g had it been a credit card transaction or 0g had Trump just stiffed them like many other vendors.
Yes. People need to be aware that the amount electricity used in bitcoin mining and transactions is ridiculously huge. Bitcoin is also used extensively in criminal activities.
@@maryanneslater9675 AI training + interaction are electricity/power wasters too. It's crazy the finance tech bros just keep accelerating into climate change for their greedy hobbies. We all pay for this crap yet they think they are all rugged libertarian individualists who accomplish everything by themselves...while using a load of public resources.
And then everyone behind him cheered???? After he said it was the media’s responsibility. Anyone who is a Trump supporter at this point is completely insane.
I'm sure the guy at the Bitcoin bar double checked if Trumps payment really processed because he knew once the phone was put away he would never see it again 🤣
If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many criminal enterprises until the 2 men meet in prison?
@leanne I know a lot of wonderful psychologists. Please seek help ASAP! Wouldn't treat u myself! Or-- surprise us-- print an ORIGINAL thought-- just once!
@@deborahwilson4684 Are they the BEST psychologists? Big, strong psycholgists with tears in their eyes saying "Sir, that was the LEAST DEMENTED cognitive function test result they ever saw?"
if trump learns bitcoin to hide some adult moviestar payments to brag about his genius later with a photo how he did it as he is a crypto AI wind-power specialist?
Scary thing is, our cat loves spinach and goes nuts over it! But yeah, Trump looked so confused, yet also like he was trying not to look as confused as he obviously was. Whether that was from the Bitcoin demo or the idea of paying for something though, who knows... 🤷♂
Okay, let's not start with that baseless argument. Bitcoin is only as imaginary as any other financial instrument. The thing to assail about it is that the fundamental mechanism that it operates on is inefficient and stupid to its core.
Every time Seth does a piece on Donald Trump and says "For more on this, it's time for A Closer Look" I always hear it as "For a moron, this is time for A Closer Look" 😆
Vance doesn’t listen to his constituents. I’m not sure he has staff in his offices. As an Ohio resident I’ve never heard back from him and multiple voicemails are full. I’m calling random offices and still not reaching a staffer.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the first president dumb enough to hand his unlocked personal cellphone over to a weirdo with a moustache to scan a completely unvetted QR link with."
Had the same thought, Seth. Almost every cat owner has had one disappear for a time and show up later. So far I have not heard of anyone, except that lady in Springfield, just ASSUME someone ate it.
Worst experience we had was a cat getting locked into the vacant house next door. It was nearly a week of searching the neighbourhood before we saw him at a window and got the property owner over to get him out. Poor guy lived on bugs and the remaining water in the toilet, I guess. Stupidest was when we were trying to train a new cat to walk on a leash and she managed to bolt, trailing the leash. I was scared she'd get tangled up someplace so I was searching the neighbourhood and asking everyone I met if they'd seen an orange tabby trailing a red leash. I was stunned when a woman carrying a Bible admonished me for searching -- she said what I really had to do was go home and pray that God would send her home to me. I wonder if this is why some "Christians" feel persecuted -- because everyone tells them they're nuts and for good reason.
This was a great segment, I ain't gonna lie I had to run to the bathroom after the miss sassy part or I would of had to get a different outfit for the day 😂
Appearing on Wednesday’s (Sept 18, 2024) episode of Gutfeld!, Trump hit out at the ABC News’ debate’s moderators, arguing they “corrected everything I said practically.” “They didn’t correct her once. (which is false.She was challenged on her flip-flops on fracking and a gun buy back program) And they corrected me, everything I said, practically. I think nine times or 11 times,” (It was 4 times). “And the audience was absolutely- they went crazy,” he said. --There WAS NO audience...🙄
What was he doing DURING HIS 4 YEARS in office of the Presidency....... He could have completed a small percentage of what he suggests he'll do in the future then maybe voters may believe him.
@@thinkdesh9168 It's also funny because Mountain Dew is so high in sugar, caffeine, and weird chemicals that adding drugs just seems like the next step for them.
Apparently, I "cyber-bullied" Lauren BoBo by calling her a spoiled brat. Drives me crazy, too. Yet, I see comments online that are blatantly abusive and not true.
@@guyvizard549 I get that all the time. I try to turn people in for calling for someone’s death and torture cuz that’s bad but if my comments say stupid I get a strike. And then I’m informed how their comment is totally fine
Miss Sassy's owner had Trump signs all over her lawn. I'd hide in the basement too if I was stuck in that household.😂
or in the sewer swamp. What sea rise will do to Merry Leggos...or the first cat 6 'cane. "Sugar Sugar, aw, Honey Honey!" The cherry on the icing on the second scoop for DinAlt Hevantkaka. 11/5, Jan 20, confiscate passport, electric anklet, more charges, more civil suits for end to endless slurs and libels, 100% con-vict-ion, ionized, bound, barged, leaking, drifting off GitMo' ConnedVIC!shuns, with Ginni. Not a ten, DungOld. No sofas, davenports or chaise longue for Jody UnAdVanced. Maybe mark Robinson will buy them from the discount bin, or maybe loony bin be busted biglier and bilgeier better, Sorry...preselection daze jitters.
At least she had the grace to be ashamed and apologize directly to her neighbours.
It's no surprise, given that she couldn't find her cat, and her very first idea was, File a police report because the neighbors ate her! Core Trump voter.
True! HHAHAHHAHA!!!
@@utezahn3174 but not the sense to check the basement for HOW long? Miss Sassy needs to be rehomed.
It's weird he said "out of the couch" and not off the couch. He's been spending too much time with Vance.
pullout couch definitely means something else to Vance.
Everything about him is weird and off putting. I wish everyone would stop paying attention to the orange clown
@@markmac2206ya, the pull out is the only couch anyone should sit on at Vance's house. You don't want to reach between the cushions looking for your keys with his other couch.
@@markmac2206that's good😂😂
@@markmac2206
He goes for a Futon when feeling kinky.
This is probably the first time he's ever picked up the tab, which explains his expression.
You can tell he never paid for anything personally before, he always has his people do it for him.
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Now that he knows how, maybe he will pay his sub-contractors... Dreaming, aren't I?
LMFAO 😂
@@guyrose6602It really is sick. Here's a guy born from money who went to fancy schools that he claims were the best. Aside from having no etiquette or class, he's bad with money, bankrupted casinos with an 's', and can't do business right. On top of that he can't pay citizens because he thinks they're beneath HIM, and he expects them to vote for him. Whose mans is that?
"Just make sure the donuts have holes", with a glazed look in his eyes.
And their all cream filled.
Totally not posting a “glazed” joke
I thought Biden was to Blame for the wars and immigration. Problems.
Now every single Trump bitched about Biden.
He didn't even bother changing any accusations.
Just replaced Biden for Kamala. Word for Word. Just like how Melania plagiarized Michelle Obamas Speech Word for Word.
Except Melania, had no idea what most of the words meant.
Love the "glazed" lol.
the donuts just have to have a hole.. he'll add the "glaze"...
Please continue to advocate for the people of Springfield. Ohio deserves better.
The whole country deserves better than that shitshow again
Yeah then show us by voting blue and getting rid of Vance next time
@@josephstropoli1449if I could still vote in Ohio I would. But all of my family still living there is voting blue blue blue 💙💙💙
@@JuniAllen Glad to hear that my wife is from Ohio and are many friends of mine .I have spent a lot of time there and have found the people to be very open minded I just have trouble understanding how they voted to have a vile creature like Vance representing them but where there is life there’s hope
Democrats don’t care about Springfield or problems they need someone to tell them what they want to hear and that is everything is fine and good
That video clip of the convict paying for food with bit coin is hysterical. He’s so confused. It’s like a child having his parents teach them how to use a debit card.
I think it's more that the concept of paying for something is so foreign for him.
He's like his supporters, they don't pay for anything either.
I'm British and our last Prime Minister struggled to use a debit card at a photo op a few years ago
Except, that we all old folks, can admit it.
😂 Jeff Dunham has a bit about his daughter pumping gas for the first time! 🤣
"Would you like some glazed donuts?"
JD: Oh theyll be glazed alright.
Ewwwwwwww
🤣
😂😅😪🤢🤮
Lmao 💀 🤣 💀
Is it Krispy Kreme that does the cream filled then. I’ll put myself in time out now 😟
The Bit-coin manager's reaction was priceless: "Wow! It went through1"
All of New York City knows only a brave man that takes a check from Donald Trump.
No mention of the transaction fees, or how much the value of the bitcoin changed between the time he bought it and the time he bought the drink with it.
People jabber about how blockchain works to divert from conversations about problems like volitility and fees.
@@t.n.-js6ei They probably would have pretended it did as to not cause a scene in front of the cameras. Looking at the guy on the lefts face, that might be what actually happened.
@@j3i2i2yl7 not to be a stickler, but blockchain is one thing, bitcoin (which is a total scam btw) is another thing on top of the blockchain. Many other wonderfully useful things can be and should be built on top of the blockchain. Like decentralized identity, and records of transactions that you actually own...for one example. Check it out.
I can't believe anyone from the NYC/NJ/SE PA region alive during the Atlantic City Trump days that would trust that asshole.
Wow, it only took 5 times as long as when I use my phone/Google Pay to purchase lunch or items at store. Also, I would expect any fees I am charged are a lot less than those for using Bitcoin. I signed up for a Bitcoin account on a (supposedly trustworthy) website and when I actually tried to make a purchase I think the fee they wanted for the transaction was about 25% of what I was buying.
"What flavor?" "It doesn't matter...." PRICELESS!!!
What he meant was, 'It doesn't matter, I'm not going to bite into any of them. It's just for show'.
trump going to Springfield will start a riot that is his intention
I hope all the people who came to peacefully rally for support of the Haitian-Americans, show up when he arrives. They need to be a larger percentage than all the MAGAs and keep it civil.
@@SixteenTonesStudio About 20k aught to do it! 😊
Trying to make actual what he believes is real. "Justify" his delusions.
I hope they form a human blockade on the road, at a convenient turnabout to the airport from whence he came. Signs saying “JUST GO AWAY CONOLD”
He shouldn’t step foot in Ohio.
And then tell everyone ‘look how big my crowd is’.
45 was just standing there looking at the tablet like a caveman fascinated by seeing fire for the first time.😮
except it's not even as interesting as fire
"I haven't seen my pet in 24 hours. Only thing to do is to call my Senator and say my neighbors ate it." - JD Vance's conception of normal, believable behavior
Ms. Sassy does love the basement... But why bother checking there, she's most certainly been turned into CBQ by now!
I talk too much, ok? My son in law has a cat that looks to him. Loves her daddy. If he goes on a weekend trip, she gets mad. It’s my responsibility to care for the cats when they are gone. When Yuki, the cat realizes her daddy isnt coming home, she leaves. Scares the hell out of me, but I never thought anyone ate her. She must stay close, because when he comes home, she shows up, cusses him out, and all is well again.
Trump & Vance lie because they understand the cult mentality of their supporters to be dense enough to believe anything they say.
ANYTHING.
Opens the question if anything you do can be sensible when JD Vance is your senator... O.o
@@stephaniefain1863🍀 With a disappearing act, you should consider yourself lucky. I've know a lot of cats who routinely puke in owners' shoes, on bed or something similar while they're gone 😅
Temporary Protected Status was approved by Congress in 1990 for migrants from countries deemed too dangerous to live in due to armed conflict, environmental disasters, or extraordinary circumstances. That's the very definition of legal.
And Harris didn’t wave a wand, hopefully someone explains that to Vance at some point. And he’s in congress???
legal, shmegal, this only proves Harris 34-year long dedication to her illegal Congress manipulations as GHW Bush's secret puppetmaster.
@@DR-kh6jb Vance tries to make things as simple as possible so he and his audience understand them.
@@Rebelfire75 wouldn't say this is 'simple' so much as its 'objectively false'. Simple is omitting details to make something easier to process, like boiling all the math that goes into understanding gravity down to G=9.8mpsps. this is like saying gravity is a marxist plot to stop people from flying.
The "illegal alien" thing is so annoying to hear about and so dangerous to perpetuate. I hate it.
Seth, even though you didn't win any Emmys this year, you did receive the great honor of not being endorsed by anyone. Congrats!
I endorse Seth
@@JackalMD As do I!
@@JackalMD why would you take that honor of no endorsements away!? 😂
@@Morepanthers - I'd assume unions would typically lean towards the Democratic party, so *not* endorsing either presidential candidate could be taken as a swing towards Republicans (not necessarily past the mid-way point, just less far towards Democrats.)
Especially if the same union had endorsed dems in past elections. I have no idea if that's the case or not. If not, it's just Trump's usual non-sequitur claims.
@@Morepanthers it’s Schrödinger’s endorsement. An honour to get it unless you don’t get it and then it’s an honour to not get it.
"I'm going to Springfield. I might not come back, but that's ok". ..... More than ok, it's a dream come true.
Please go somewhere, anywhere, and don't ever come back or be heard from again.
Oh yeah Trump - Springfield, Ohio HAS become somewhat dangerous thanks to you and Vance and YOUR LIES!!! "I might not come back." Sure Trump - you are so very brave!! 😅
What makes me sick is that these guys say these baseless things at their "rallies" and the people in the crowd actually applaud and cheer. Disgusting.
Just like the Nazis 😅
It's a lack of intelligence
Just say whatever they want to hear and they will cheer. They want to feel like victims in all this, and he appeals to that.
Stupid is as stupid does! 😂
Trump loves the uneducated mega extremest traitor's
I seriously doubt that The Convicted Felon has ever been on a subway car! He's been chauffeured around his whole life.
Replying to walterfristoe
Well, everything else he says is a lie…
Ah….the famous “2-week rule”…2 weeks for health care bill, 2 weeks for infrastructure bill, 2 weeks for Covid to disappear…..does anyone else sense a trend of “never gonna happen” here??💙
Ask me in two weeks, Claudia!
Tomorrow
2 weeks to read Miss Souss Melania, 30-page book.
Two weeks from everything
The Defendant is the third Shirk brother from The Money Pit. When will our house be finished? Two weeks!
I love how Ms Sassy sounds like your graphic designers, Seth.
Oh, I think you’ve cracked a mystery there … the “graphics department” is really just a tribe of semi-feral cats.
@@utezahn3174 I knew it all along .The graphics have been so purr-fect.
This really feels like Trump is on his Farewell Tour and I'm living for it
And please spare us the encores.
If we can beat him in November I doubt we'll ever have to deal with him ever again.
In every final tour, the last concert is all the money and emotion goes.
Oh, I sure hope so. I am so tired of his circus. 🙌🏻💙🇺🇸
Yep, bc he already has everything in place to steal this election. He has people across the country who are county supervisors who will refuse to certify the election. It will not be certified in time. Thus the Constitution will not be upheld. That neans it will go to the Supreme Court and Trump's 6-3 Supreme Court will vote that Trump is the president and all time emperor. The Constitution will be over, and our country will end. I don't have the money to run away to Canada like all the rich people. So we will stay here and be brutalized. And that's what will happen.
“The subway had a big train, strong train.. steam in his eyes. He said chug-a chug-a choo choo! We love Thomas, don’t we folks. Rain or shine he’s out there. Not like that Henry, right? Afraid of the rain. Afraid it’ll ruin his paint.. brick him up! Brick him up!”
Not enough Brits in the comments. This was very well done. 😀
XD
The Mountain Dew with Ketamine joke was perfection.
That line made me lol
Scollins or Brian wrote that??
Kudos to the graphics department for making the rats look utterly adorable.
Well rats are cute. Not as cute as mice, but they’re still cute.
We're going gloss over that the owner was wearing a jacket saying "Cash Only?"
Sure nuff 5:07
so is cyberfraud (like trump's new venture) a BIGGER crime than his old-fashioned presidential crimes?
(Seth, you can use that.)
Yep, just like we ignored that flat eather who tweeted that there were people like him/her all around the world
@BurnoutsAndRotorblades I didn't see it...gonna have to check that video again.
This closer look was so funny i watched both versions that were posted
Trump walks into Springfield like _"I thought everyone was gonna be yellow! I wanted to go bowling with Homer! SAD!"_
"Where's Marge?!"
No dont be silly, the simpsons is far too intellectual a show for trump to watch.
"Get your fat ass out of the couch" has to be the best closing A Closer Look call back of all time.
With both the two guys at the bar, you can tell it didn't go through and they just said it did.
The reprise at the end...priceless!
I love the Lazyboy!! But the donuts took my breath!! 😂 Thank you Seth!!!
Glad to see Miss Sassy made it home from her gig in the graphics department.
According to The Wall Street Journal, Anna Kilgore apologized to her Haitian neighbors - who she helped put in extreme danger with her unfounded claim - while wearing a Trump hat and shirt. 🤦🏼♀️
yup i noticed the hat as well
@o.b.7217 Blaming innocent people is what the masses do.
@@BKT42
Law suite by the ACLU.
'Anna Kilgore' is actually an anagram of 'anal gargoyle'!
Ok - it isn't, but you believed it for a moment....
@o.b.7217hmm. I read somewhere that she said she didn't claim they ate the cat, she claimed they had taken the cat in as their pet and lied about when she asked them. I'll have to go look and see who published the article.
Seth you're killing it extra hard this year. Miss you on weekend update, but love i get to see your shtick every day :)
JD Vance: "It's not my job to fact check what I say! It's your job to fact check me! No, shut up and stop fact checking me!"
Yeah, JD Vance is crazy if he thinks were _not_ suppose to call him out when he blatantly lies. Especially when he *admits* to lying and still does it anyway.
@@andrewowens4421 im still wondering if the Haitian community of Springfield can file a class action lawsuit for defamation against them
It's so reedonkulous for him to claim it's the medias job to fact check him... I mean of course it is their job, but he's basically admitting over and over he's just going to make up whatever he wants like he's Dr Seuss. And that's an insult to Dr Seuss.
🎯
Seth's Trump impersonation used to seem over the top, but Trump has deteriorated so severely that it now is shockingly accurate.
Yeah. Whenever these late night hosts talk about how bad their impressions of Con-Old Turd are, I wish I was there to say, "to be fair, Donald Trump's impression of Donold Trump is going to hell, too."
I heard from JD Vance's housekeeper that she keeps finding torn up donuts in the trash. "It's like he's been poking them with a tiny twig or something, it's so weird. And he keeps calling me Haitian even though I keep telling him that my family has been living in America since before the civil war."
He's using his witchfinders pin on the donuts?
"Where are your children, you pastry hag?"
Well we should all go and report this news story. It has as much merit
@@Plantbliss It's clearly not our business to fact check any stories we might think of, so I urge you do!
@@Sylfa It's definitely true because people say so and it's on the internet. Proven fact.
@@Sylfa I should have known sarcasm doesn’t come through in text. I myself go to great lengths to verify what facts I believe or relay.
Vance and Trump have the combined moral fortitude of a whoopie cushion. 🎉
Don’t say cushion around Vance!
@@DR-kh6jb What have I done 😱
That's insulting to whoopie cushions
At least whoopie cushions do what they're intended to do, and cause no harm to anyone
That was not Trump paying, it wasn't even DJTs phone!
Yes. How convenient the bill was $998.97. Sounds more like a donation to prump
@@promeitheus Yep! You caught that, too, eh!!!! The magic number. Just below contribution reporting limits.
Just another lie and false bullshit coming out of his orange potato mouth😂
I wonder if they took the opportunity to charge him 998000 dollars instead.
our tech rulers have been trying to turn the WORLD into cashless society for 30 years. its the only and most effecient way they can take control of ALL HUMANITY - by controlling global currency. and that's precisely what the BIT-COIN CON is all about. to DEVALUE your money, making the rich even richer and making all economic transactions IMPOSSIBLE without the use of their over-priced, invasive, police-state technology. STOP FALLING FOR ALL THESE HIGH-TECH SCAMS! you really think google, apple, amazon, microsoft, bit-coin and all the other tech scammers have YOUR best interests at heart?
Miss Sassy should be a reoccurring guest. She just sounds so sassy 😂😂
Seth should actually invite Miss Sassy to appear as a guest. I believe he has the purrfect platform. 😸
Miss Sassy should move in with Lindsay's Meemaw.
That would be the cat’s meow.
Miss Sassy impression 😂❤
Miss Sassy and Graphics seem disturbingly similar.....
Miss Sassy has to brunch with Lindsey Graham sometime.
@@KingOfAllJackalsMeemah won't let us have play dates anymore cause she says Miss Sassy is a bad influence on me
@@nicklindberg90 She is afraid of a Cat-astrophe .
Fun fact: that bitcoin transaction generated about 400kg of CO2 equivalent vs ~0.5g had it been a credit card transaction or 0g had Trump just stiffed them like many other vendors.
Yes. People need to be aware that the amount electricity used in bitcoin mining and transactions is ridiculously huge. Bitcoin is also used extensively in criminal activities.
@@maryanneslater9675 AI training + interaction are electricity/power wasters too.
It's crazy the finance tech bros just keep accelerating into climate change for their greedy hobbies. We all pay for this crap yet they think they are all rugged libertarian individualists who accomplish everything by themselves...while using a load of public resources.
I heard JD's couch is taking him to court for sexual harassment. Good thing we don't need to fact check anymore. The donuts have agreed to testify.
Trump bumbling through that transaction to the point that people had to do the work for him is remarkable commentary on his "presidency".
He NEVER pays for stuff. How would he know what to do?
Trump doesn’t really “know” how to do anything, except surround himself with people to do things for him.
He didn't seem to understand how QR codes work.
And if they can't, they're fired!
Or rather say, no SIR, I don't want to do it, I'm resigning!
Ok, you're fired!
And then everyone behind him cheered???? After he said it was the media’s responsibility. Anyone who is a Trump supporter at this point is completely insane.
Yes but we knew that already .
I'm sure the guy at the Bitcoin bar double checked if Trumps payment really processed because he knew once the phone was put away he would never see it again 🤣
It's not his phone!
bets that he didn't leave a tip!
Wasn't even trumps phone
@@oldrrocr I I doubt that he can spell it 😂
Remember when Vance said Haitians come from Hatia?! 😂
Future vice-president ? No.
Just like how half of what Trump says comes from Dementia
Dan Quayle must be heaving a sigh of satisfaction.
If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many criminal enterprises until the 2 men meet in prison?
@leanne I know a lot of wonderful psychologists. Please seek help ASAP! Wouldn't treat u myself! Or-- surprise us-- print an ORIGINAL thought-- just once!
@@deborahwilson4684aw, red hat get triggered?
@@deborahwilson4684 Are they the BEST psychologists? Big, strong psycholgists with tears in their eyes saying "Sir, that was the LEAST DEMENTED cognitive function test result they ever saw?"
At least a melope.
if trump learns bitcoin to hide some adult moviestar payments to brag about his genius later with a photo how he did it as he is a crypto AI wind-power specialist?
I gotta be honest. Ms. Sassy is a great name.
When my dog goes missing I always call the Feds first.
I lost my keys and called Mike Johnson.
As one does. Said nobody ever.
Maybe people should start claiming MAGA are eating pets.
“Yeah I’ll have a dew and ket” a Florida original
Totally missed a chance to call Mount. Dew with Ketamine... K-Pop?
Nah, then you'd get the alarmist right-wing pearl-clutchers claiming that K-Pop leads to and also promotes drug abuse.
Dew-key
You both have a future in marketing.
Dew-Key Pop
Mt. K! 😊
Trump needs to get RFK to look into these pet eating stories. If anyone can get to the bottom of it, it's him.
One leg at a time…
Trump paying with bitcoin had a look on his face like my cat does when I try to feed him lettuce.
😂😂 that is gold
Scary thing is, our cat loves spinach and goes nuts over it!
But yeah, Trump looked so confused, yet also like he was trying not to look as confused as he obviously was. Whether that was from the Bitcoin demo or the idea of paying for something though, who knows... 🤷♂
The subway bit was one one the funniest things I’ve seen in awhile
Wait.... tRump paid a bill ???
No that was a political gift to prump. $998.97!? What a convenient amount for prump to “pay.”
Don't worry, he used someone else's fake money, he's not about to break his tradition of unpaid bills.
at NYC prices that bill was at most 2 dozen burgers if that... they said " dozens of burgers 🍔 "
Well, the bill had a lot less zeros than the ones he usually ignores.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As late night shows go, you got the best bro. Keep up the good work. Love Closer Look.
I'm not surprised the only time Trump has started paying for food for his supporters is with Bitcoin an imaginary money.
I love how they weren't even sure if it went through.
What’s the bet he puts that in as a tax deduction
Okay, let's not start with that baseless argument. Bitcoin is only as imaginary as any other financial instrument. The thing to assail about it is that the fundamental mechanism that it operates on is inefficient and stupid to its core.
@@orijimithank you
@@CarpeUniversum Heh. My comment got wiped. First time I've seen that happen and had a reply to show that it ever existed.
Trump didn't say for Harry to get off the couch. He said for Harry to get "out of" the couch. Vance's Secret Service codename must be Harry.
He didn't read, but s'alright... she probably didn't write it.
He’ll read it as soon as he’s done showing us his tax returns
@@Tonyhouse1168In two weeks!
@@mikejankowski6321 hahaha
Gingrich showing up on Fox only proves Trump's toilet flushing problem, why is Newt still circling the bowl ?
Ahh Newt...the man who paved the way to the politics of opposition and outrage. F[]@/< that guy!
because he is _thirsty_
Every time Seth does a piece on Donald Trump and says "For more on this, it's time for A Closer Look" I always hear it as "For a moron, this is time for A Closer Look" 😆
OMG, SAME!
JD Vance semi-humanoid? You're being very generous there!
Edit: great segment, I think the neighbours heard me laughing!
Poor people 😮
They actually applauded when a bitcoin transaction worked . . . and then waited for a second confirmation 😂
The best thing was how surprised the guy sounded the second time.
"Oh... it did go through".
I heard JD Vance was just seen with an underage ottoman. I have it from a very reliable source from High Point, NC
Holy crap!!! He paid for the food, instead of ordering and leaving. This is an improvement.
Seth you are the Best!!!
Ditto, very funny lines, great writers, great delivery. 3 cheers dude!
Vance doesn’t listen to his constituents. I’m not sure he has staff in his offices. As an Ohio resident I’ve never heard back from him and multiple voicemails are full. I’m calling random offices and still not reaching a staffer.
As a Long Island resident... CAN COFIRM! 😂😂😂😂😂
That last callback joke made me cackle like the jackal I am. I was watching your show on the TV and had to switch to my phone so I could comment.
The Urban Rat Summit sounds like a better place to meet nice people than that bit currency bar.
Actually, I thought that the Rat Summit was going to be hosted by Giuliani. He needs the money.😂
trump family reunion?
Absolute truth.
They sounded so shocked that it went through 🤣
It's great that the mayors of both towns don't want trump there.
At least THEY recognize the troubles Trump continues to cause.
He also wouldn't pay his bill.
$900+ for a dozen burgers... WTF. That is a crime
So is jacking up the price of a bible by a lot just because he sharpied his name onto one of the pages, but grifters gotta grift
Actually Trump actually paying a bill is the Biggest First.
He's NOT paying. His campaign is.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that was one of his minions phones with coinbit on it. 😂
No way was that Trumps phone.
@@Arcadia61 Actually I was thinking it was Baron's account since Baron is starting a Bitcoin site.
The Haitians went to Springfield under Trump in 2018/19, I am in Europe and fact checked!!
JD: Don't worry about the cream filling I got that covered
JD Vance puts the *_NUT_* in Doughnuts 🍩 😉🍩
Omg! The Sassy impression!
A few dozen burgers for almost one thousand dollars!? The drugs are strong with Trump.
Burgers are probably code for drugs! 😅
Yeah that price threw me for real the hell are they made of?!
@@teshlafreeman4040We’re not allowed to say, but the shipping charges from Springfield were OUTRAGEOUS!
@@teshlafreeman4040Christi Noam’s Cricket mixed with RFKjr’s Pooh Bear.
He personally signed them all, which we know is an automatic $100 increase, at least
“ what flavor? It doesn’t matter” OMG! His delivery is perfection!!!
I laughed so hard. I almost started crying. I love Seth. 💙💙💙
I bet he has trouble with paper currency as well. "Mel? Which one is the five? Mel?"
“Last time I saw one of these round things, I got gum from the subway… let’s see what they do now…”
When he says "2 weeks" you know it's bs.
Please don't retire the 'roo-pee-doo, aah' clip before the election
Almost as iconic as covfefe.
Trash buying trash with trash..😅
Don't worry, I'll always watch both videos 😊
"Ladies and gentlemen, the first president dumb enough to hand his unlocked personal cellphone over to a weirdo with a moustache to scan a completely unvetted QR link with."
Her book doesn't have any pictures 😂🤦😂🤦
Actually, I heard her book is 75% photos
@@MarcDionne-d2x then trump should have flew through "reading" it already.😂😂😂
My husband literally thought Seth was Trump talking and said shut up lmao
Had the same thought, Seth. Almost every cat owner has had one disappear for a time and show up later. So far I have not heard of anyone, except that lady in Springfield, just ASSUME someone ate it.
What person in their right mind thinks that 🤣
Worst experience we had was a cat getting locked into the vacant house next door. It was nearly a week of searching the neighbourhood before we saw him at a window and got the property owner over to get him out. Poor guy lived on bugs and the remaining water in the toilet, I guess.
Stupidest was when we were trying to train a new cat to walk on a leash and she managed to bolt, trailing the leash. I was scared she'd get tangled up someplace so I was searching the neighbourhood and asking everyone I met if they'd seen an orange tabby trailing a red leash. I was stunned when a woman carrying a Bible admonished me for searching -- she said what I really had to do was go home and pray that God would send her home to me. I wonder if this is why some "Christians" feel persecuted -- because everyone tells them they're nuts and for good reason.
This was a great segment, I ain't gonna lie I had to run to the bathroom after the miss sassy part or I would of had to get a different outfit for the day 😂
Appearing on Wednesday’s (Sept 18, 2024) episode of Gutfeld!, Trump hit out at the ABC News’ debate’s moderators, arguing they “corrected everything I said practically.”
“They didn’t correct her once. (which is false.She was challenged on her flip-flops on fracking and a gun buy back program) And they corrected me, everything I said, practically. I think nine times or 11 times,” (It was 4 times).
“And the audience was absolutely- they went crazy,” he said.
--There WAS NO audience...🙄
The “and everybody clapped” meme is representative of every one of Donald Trump’s stories about himself.
And look at: he's getting corrected again. He just wants to lie in peace guys... but also, it's the media's job to fact check his lies... hold up. 🤔
5:00 in. Trump looks SO depressed he had to Pay for something.
What was he doing DURING HIS 4 YEARS in office of the Presidency....... He could have completed a small percentage of what he suggests he'll do in the future then maybe voters may believe him.
That Coca Cola/Mountain Dew joke❤
I didn't get the joke. Why ketamine?
@@thinkdesh9168because ketamine is very illegal and so it’s absurd. It’s funny because it’s absurd.
@@thinkdesh9168 It's also funny because Mountain Dew is so high in sugar, caffeine, and weird chemicals that adding drugs just seems like the next step for them.
@@SpaghettaboutitThx, I have it playing at 2x, & thought he said “Kennedy”. Made total sense.
And, Coca Cola was bottled with cocaine when it first came out! 😅
That subway story is DonOld searching his past for relatable moments to everyman.. 😜
The censors of this digital dystopia don’t like my bad trump jokes so much that they gave me a warning for bullying. The irony is appalling.
I've gotten plenty of those, youtube just auto flags anything that isn't tickling the false emperor's acorn, always an automated response too.
Apparently, I "cyber-bullied" Lauren BoBo by calling her a spoiled brat. Drives me crazy, too. Yet, I see comments online that are blatantly abusive and not true.
I got a warning for saying drumpf is a grapist, like he didn’t get convicted of it in court.
@@guyvizard549 I get that all the time. I try to turn people in for calling for someone’s death and torture cuz that’s bad but if my comments say stupid I get a strike. And then I’m informed how their comment is totally fine
I’m mostly annoyed because the comment would have coined the term “looneytunesque”. Now, back to the drawing board.
The fact that they seem shocked that it actually works should be warning enough.😅 Love to all.💜
There's a banger MAD fold out idea in that rally jiggling incident.
They have to realize by now that any reference to a couch is going to be used against them.
Miss Sassy is Shady Vance‘s Secret service code name.
I thought it was 'Love Seat'