PC Dumb and Dumber Balls up a Traffic Stop

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @darrenhenderson6921
    @darrenhenderson6921 5 лет назад +224

    'Come to my car for a roadside breathtest', 'no, I can do it here by the roadside' that was brilliant :) :) :)

  • @charlieaspinall1425
    @charlieaspinall1425 4 года назад +378

    I thought the foreign cop seemed okay, however the English cop was definitely prone to getting his head flushed down the toilet at school

    • @charlieaspinall1425
      @charlieaspinall1425 3 года назад +4

      @stu murph yep ✅

    • @charlieaspinall1425
      @charlieaspinall1425 3 года назад +4

      @Nige Kent I was saying the foreign cop seemed okay, however the English one (the one you describe as 4 eyes) lol, was prone to having his head flushed down the toilet

    • @ECCENTRICERIC69
      @ECCENTRICERIC69 3 года назад

      @@charlieaspinall1425 Bloody Welsh ... not English!!

    • @charlieaspinall1425
      @charlieaspinall1425 3 года назад +3

      @@ECCENTRICERIC69 okay, not a big deal

    • @TWill1606
      @TWill1606 3 года назад +5

      @@ECCENTRICERIC69 he’s clearly Geordie

  • @stephenrobson6480
    @stephenrobson6480 5 лет назад +962

    "My word against yours" sums the bastards up perfectly.

    • @shookoneldn300
      @shookoneldn300 5 лет назад +48

      stephen robson
      That means, I can make up any story in court, the judge and jury will simply swallow it. Very depressing!!😩😩😩

    •  5 лет назад +22

      Inadmissible evidence, and they know it. Just because a copper claims a law was broken isn't proof in itself. Especially nowadays. They're just fishing for offences to get their quota up. Far easier than actually spending their time looking for actual crime/criminals to bring to justice.

    • @stephenrobson6480
      @stephenrobson6480 5 лет назад +11

      @John Smith Former cops are the worst. No longer being paid to be arseholes, they do it for free.

    • @johncalvin3323
      @johncalvin3323 5 лет назад +10

      Sums up the entire system.

    • @jasabasenara8124
      @jasabasenara8124 5 лет назад +6

      Absolutely spot on. Well said.

  • @markmaisy4858
    @markmaisy4858 4 года назад +107

    Pass my credit on to the driver, well done for standing up for yourself.

  • @robertTaggart1996
    @robertTaggart1996 4 года назад +368

    "you can do a roadside breath test here at the roadside" hahahah I'm dying

    • @alliecollin1748
      @alliecollin1748 3 года назад +2

      Me too!!!!! That Fuzz is a complete TOOL!!!! Unfortunately Basingstoke would be my local area!!!

  • @JAY1892
    @JAY1892 4 года назад +427

    That coppers name is worth 3,567 points in Scrabble. 😂

  • @nokiaman2002
    @nokiaman2002 5 лет назад +283

    He was going to "Prosecco" the driver. What a kind man offering a bottle of wine.

    • @shaylastaniland2169
      @shaylastaniland2169 5 лет назад +12

      nokiaman2002 lol😂

    • @matts1603
      @matts1603 5 лет назад +23

      Non, non, non mon amie. If the driver accepted the bottle, the police officer would then arrest him under suspicion of drink driving. The evidence being the bottle he just handed the driver. 😂

    • @StillAliveAndKicking_
      @StillAliveAndKicking_ 5 лет назад +10

      They took his vin number even though they didn’t have him over a barrel.

    • @mashurkbazike3196
      @mashurkbazike3196 3 года назад

      lmaoo

  • @TexRose956
    @TexRose956 4 года назад +31

    Loved the walk of shame at the cops walking back to their cars. Saying, "Damn, couldn't get away with anything with that one."

  • @mattw8332
    @mattw8332 5 лет назад +174

    Handled that like a boss. The 2nd officer looked as if he'd been caught with his hand in the cookie jar. 😅

    • @siliquaesid703
      @siliquaesid703 5 лет назад +9

      More like his hand down someone's trousers.

  • @gavinmcinally8442
    @gavinmcinally8442 5 лет назад +353

    This is why we dont let our cops have guns.

    • @spamsucker132
      @spamsucker132 5 лет назад +7

      Who don't ? The second fuzz was carrying a firearm (tazer - check it out, you'll get done for carrying a firearm if you get caught with one).

    •  5 лет назад +6

      They have guns have you been in hibernation?

    • @lordfortqui
      @lordfortqui 5 лет назад +16

      I used to be all for them being armed, now I'm totally against it

    • @musmodtos
      @musmodtos 5 лет назад +11

      @Wil Jones legally in the UK they are defined as a _firearm_

    • @Maird79
      @Maird79 5 лет назад +12

      @Wil Jones still kills people though. Not everyone reacts the same to 50,000 volts

  • @talboyovGY
    @talboyovGY 5 лет назад +493

    The 1st copper is incompetent, the 2nd one is just an arsehole

    • @terrytk9398
      @terrytk9398 5 лет назад +3

      420 soulja absolutely!😀

    • @allandouglas2473
      @allandouglas2473 5 лет назад +2

      Arseholes have a purpose in life

    • @toppertruthio
      @toppertruthio 5 лет назад +9

      the second one just got picked on more at school

    • @abc-ni9uw
      @abc-ni9uw 5 лет назад +1

      So basically bother wankers

    • @kostageorgiou3741
      @kostageorgiou3741 4 года назад +2

      the second cop is a absolute BOT 🤖

  • @coolvideos8864
    @coolvideos8864 3 года назад +4

    Only found your channel today and absolutely love it! Thats my saturday morning being filled with your videos.. Good times.

  • @bingefeller
    @bingefeller 5 лет назад +468

    The cop in the glasses is like a stroppy child, folding his arms, stuttering for answers.

    • @kward8996
      @kward8996 5 лет назад +23

      ink that’s because he is a stroppy child..

    • @no1froggy
      @no1froggy 5 лет назад +43

      He is just another one of those dweebs that got slapped about a bit at school, He now thinks the uniform is his free ticket to seek revenge on the human race.

    • @johnscott4693
      @johnscott4693 5 лет назад +9

      I was going to mention that - for those that study body language it’s all class I stuff.

    • @Ela.elizabeth
      @Ela.elizabeth 5 лет назад +2

      ink - For us non-english folks - what does "stroppy" mean?

    • @johnscott4693
      @johnscott4693 5 лет назад +8

      Up for an argument but doesn’t want to engage in facts. Me thinks too.

  • @jeremiahdanvers4190
    @jeremiahdanvers4190 5 лет назад +398

    Meanwhile some old lady will be getting her house burgled and the police will say they're too busy to attend

    • @EmmaLouise91
      @EmmaLouise91 5 лет назад +17

      Makes my effing blood boil.

    • @jason21jburg
      @jason21jburg 5 лет назад +7

      Aside from this mistake, I would say most of the stupid cunts getting pissed up in a Friday Saturday night and the police having to deal with that would stop them dealing that. Traffic police deal with traffic matters.

    • @jeremiahdanvers4190
      @jeremiahdanvers4190 5 лет назад +17

      @@jason21jburg Nobody cares about stupid cunts getting pissed up, police should deal with real crime, but they won't because going after real criminals is too much hard work for them

    • @mikedinni6318
      @mikedinni6318 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah because prick like this waste their time! It would have been less than 5 minutes if he just nodded and agreed. They had no evidence. So thank your lucky stripes and keep quiet. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @mikedinni6318
      @mikedinni6318 5 лет назад

      @@jeremiahdanvers4190 someone doesn't understand roll selection 😂🤣

  • @vansolo9794
    @vansolo9794 5 лет назад +431

    My Mother recently had the local firefighters round her house to check the smoke detectors , a free valuable service no doubt, however, they were accompanied by two Police people and a PCSO who also wanted to enter the house, so 6 people in all. I was visiting that day and expressly forbade the Police entry stating they had no business. They stated they were they for 'safety' and advice and to ensure the safety of the firemen who were big boys themselves. My Mother is 90 btw!
    I told them to wait at the bottom of the drive in the pouring rain. I then made tea for the firemen. They were grateful. The Police...not so I'm guessing.
    Note to Police: W here were you the week previous when she called you to report intruders in the garage at 3 am !?

    • @craigk621
      @craigk621 5 лет назад +5

      On their tea break ?

    • @mugger1
      @mugger1 5 лет назад +20

      They where down the station, typing away on Microsoft word pretending to look busy in the office so they could sit on their asses doing nothing. Or trying to cover up their off duty drug dealing when another officer arrested one of their customers, Crap like that.

    • @crimebodge7274
      @crimebodge7274  5 лет назад +31

      That is remarkable. Please email me, I'd love to hear more. crimebodge.com/about/

    • @rivingtonpike7899
      @rivingtonpike7899 5 лет назад +6

      I’m aware of one police force who in cahoots with the fire brigade attempted to get the specials to do smoke alarm checks. The specials refused, the public thought it was daft and not a single inspection was undertaken by the specials. Very odd proposal.

    • @pcadamtaylor4262
      @pcadamtaylor4262 5 лет назад +11

      The Leopard I’m not a police officer but I know and hear about SOOO many police officers that smoke weed and sell a little as well it’s shocking!!!!

  • @KelvinSoFitness
    @KelvinSoFitness 3 года назад +13

    “You can do a road side breath test here... on the roadside” 😂😂😂

  • @brucebiggy3593
    @brucebiggy3593 5 лет назад +307

    I honestly thought this whole video was a piss take when that first cop said his name was PC fuckerknacker

    • @sanchoodell6789
      @sanchoodell6789 5 лет назад +14

      No!!! That's his fuckerknacker name!. They couldn't get hold of PCs Takemdan & Bookem.

    • @amanofmanyparts9120
      @amanofmanyparts9120 5 лет назад +6

      PC Wagamama?

    • @bobmirdiff2043
      @bobmirdiff2043 5 лет назад +3

      He's possibly a distant relative of the famous Russian Snooker Player, 'Inov the Red!'

    • @shitchef4853
      @shitchef4853 5 лет назад +6

      Don't say that coppers name out loudly, your furniture will start levitating 🤣

    • @fatabelly
      @fatabelly 5 лет назад +1

      It's PC Tamakkawakkatanniannikuriyuri... Oh shit I forgot the rest of it! Lol

  • @UncleFeedle
    @UncleFeedle 5 лет назад +142

    Bearded cop is not at all confident in what he's saying. Look at those folded arms - guarded, defensive, nervous etc. Also the way his hand comes up to cover his mouth. He even seems to turn red.

    • @Jayen4
      @Jayen4 4 года назад +6

      @UncleFeedle .... Yes and he reverted to the old 'o.k.' nonsense to everything that the guy said to him . He knew he was wrong , the odious little creature !

    • @ishysaiyanprincefitnessfre4299
      @ishysaiyanprincefitnessfre4299 4 года назад

      Bec his a piglet

    • @HowardHalifax
      @HowardHalifax 4 года назад +1

      Ok easy does it, Dr Lecter!

    • @HowardHalifax
      @HowardHalifax 4 года назад

      @Chi Funk You should. Do you have a signed copy of my hit single "You're the first, my last, my everything'? I can get you one, and you too can enjoy my beautiful music anytime you want!

    • @chefbumhead.3776
      @chefbumhead.3776 4 года назад

      Maybe he’s new to the force?

  • @kash06ap
    @kash06ap 5 лет назад +93

    Dad always told me, never be a friend or an enemy of a police officer. It never ends well

    • @Romamb
      @Romamb 4 года назад +2

      I think his advice was wise and still has some value today

    • @DavidBenYahuda
      @DavidBenYahuda 4 года назад

      That's just Indian dad advice.

    • @davidspear9790
      @davidspear9790 3 года назад

      Sage advice indeed. You have to be prepared to turn in your own grandmother if need be. Having a conscience is not a requirement

  • @MeditationalState
    @MeditationalState 3 года назад +100

    Great video mate! Shows the importance of getting that phone out and hitting record for your own protection guys!

  • @ontrous
    @ontrous 4 года назад +47

    "see... Zero.... That's popped your balloon hasn't it?"
    This guy is awesome

    • @user-cg8cp2yl9n
      @user-cg8cp2yl9n 4 года назад +1

      There is only one balloon in this video it’s the guy driving the Mercedes. If the Police were vindictive perhaps they referred him to the DVLA regarding his fitness to drive with MS, maybe check that he’s declared his condition to his insurers.

    • @eaglelegend1
      @eaglelegend1 4 года назад

      @@user-cg8cp2yl9n are you a prison officer

    • @Interdiction
      @Interdiction 3 года назад

      @@user-cg8cp2yl9n Stopping him for no reason ? There was never any speeding offence committed so how does that make their stop viable .Then the foreign cop even had the cheek to say " My word against yours " .Terrible policing .When seconds count the police are minutes away

  • @tinasherlock9960
    @tinasherlock9960 5 лет назад +197

    Oh god its just getting embarrassing with the Police now

    • @Roollaayy
      @Roollaayy 5 лет назад

      They are not in their full uniforms.....

  • @jamesneville3163
    @jamesneville3163 4 года назад +116

    It just amazes me that police can talk to you like they have a right chip on there shoulder, can get rude and aggressive and flat out insult you as this clip shows but act like that to them, you end up with a public order offence.

    • @cantstartit
      @cantstartit 4 года назад +10

      If teachers behaved like this they would be sacked.

  • @seeksvengeance8827
    @seeksvengeance8827 4 года назад +89

    The most worrying is, that they could fit you up with anything they want

    • @stubones
      @stubones 3 года назад +2

      Except once it goes to court and they provide zero evidence it just becomes a total waste of everyone's time.

    • @Interdiction
      @Interdiction 3 года назад +2

      @@stubones Their word against yours is a very dangerous game to play .Played it twice .Won one but lost the other now I have a CRIMINAL record because a cop lied .He was very lucky I am a forgiving kind of guy .Very lucky

  • @Connor-pb5lo
    @Connor-pb5lo 5 лет назад +94

    What a gorgeous AMG, lucky guy

    • @glenmurray7699
      @glenmurray7699 4 года назад +1

      Pile of junk

    • @Connor-pb5lo
      @Connor-pb5lo 4 года назад +2

      Glen Murray how can u call a c63 biturbo v8 a pile of junk

    • @glenmurray7699
      @glenmurray7699 4 года назад +1

      @@Connor-pb5lo cos it's old, things always going wrong, always having to service them, outdated, list goes on....

    • @Connor-pb5lo
      @Connor-pb5lo 4 года назад +2

      Glen Murray they aren’t that old, they’re actually pretty good engines with the best exhaust note out of any mercedes V8 produced, they aren’t too expensive to service its just the tax, they aren’t too expensive to buy, they look better than the new ones and the black series is just gorgeous when they haven’t made a black series c63 since etc

    • @Jack-lb8kl
      @Jack-lb8kl 4 года назад

      @@Connor-pb5lo I think the older 55 AMG engines (M113) are better sounding. Engine is so good they managed squeeze it into the SLK. Supercharge it and turn it into what goes into the SLR.

  • @massonman9099
    @massonman9099 5 лет назад +259

    God, wasn't the second one a jumped up little nerd? Prick.

    • @EmmaLouise91
      @EmmaLouise91 5 лет назад +19

      His defensive body language is priceless. He resembles a petulant child who isn't getting his own way. What an absolute tosser.

    • @massonman9099
      @massonman9099 5 лет назад +9

      @@EmmaLouise91 the sort of little man who joins for the uniform and the power. Bet he's got a little willie! LOL

    • @chaseperfectiondetailing5745
      @chaseperfectiondetailing5745 5 лет назад +10

      I actually understood the Polish copper better than the second mumbling idiot that turned up.

    • @massonman9099
      @massonman9099 5 лет назад +4

      @@chaseperfectiondetailing5745 I wouldn't want to be proseccoe'd, though. Fail the breath test. Obvious cunning plan!

    • @chaseperfectiondetailing5745
      @chaseperfectiondetailing5745 5 лет назад +5

      Masson Man if anyone should be taking a breath test here, then it’s copper number 2. He sounds smashed.

  • @andrewkyprian2208
    @andrewkyprian2208 5 лет назад +55

    Brilliant as usual, best public information film I’ve watched for ages.

    • @ladylaois8184
      @ladylaois8184 5 лет назад +3

      Andrew Kyprian I agree useful but painfully hard for me to watch ! Makes me spit fire 🔥

  • @chrisrivers2701
    @chrisrivers2701 4 года назад +572

    The English copper was the typical gimpy kid in school that everyone laughed at.

    • @CS-zn6pp
      @CS-zn6pp 4 года назад +35

      They were the creepy little shits that sucked up to the teachers...

    • @henryspeer7685
      @henryspeer7685 4 года назад +6

      That everyone bullies

    • @SUdatsthecalloftheWU
      @SUdatsthecalloftheWU 4 года назад +4

      @Donskii Donertello Ye mate I don't actually like the Police at all - but Nick is right. If you think we live in a police state go to Brasil, Russia or even the US and you will see how they work there.

    • @leesuuton5083
      @leesuuton5083 4 года назад +1

      So true

    • @cartofulfierbinte
      @cartofulfierbinte 4 года назад

      @@SUdatsthecalloftheWU Yes, they'd just beat you up and take you to the station for more fun if it was a police state. If they suspect you did something they beat you up till you "confess" to the accusations.

  • @kevster1007
    @kevster1007 5 лет назад +406

    Meanwhile in the next street an old dear is getting mugged and a couple of street kids knifing each other.

    • @stevied653
      @stevied653 5 лет назад +6

      Kevster 100 so when they receive that call I’m pretty sure that they’ll abandon this stop and proceed to deal with said attack.

    • @kevster1007
      @kevster1007 5 лет назад +15

      Steve Davies Just shows where the police priorities are these days

    • @stevied653
      @stevied653 5 лет назад +2

      Kevster 100 until a spontaneous attack how would the police know where to be?

    • @kevster1007
      @kevster1007 5 лет назад +11

      Steve Davies not that old biscuit - there are known areas of crime hot spots, drug dealing street corners etc. The old bill happy seem happy to arrest prostitutes in red light districts, chasing motorists in bus lanes - it’s all about targeting the real problems we face today and sadly the old bill have lost their grip.

    • @lewisstevenson7763
      @lewisstevenson7763 5 лет назад +1

      Kevster 100 these officers are traffic officers and do not carry a taser so they won’t be able to respond to a stabbing just in case the attacker returned

  • @shookoneldn300
    @shookoneldn300 5 лет назад +192

    I’m surprised the police didn’t come up with the usual I can smell weed and search him and his car!

    • @Pitcairn2
      @Pitcairn2 5 лет назад +34

      Or you 'match the description of someone we wish to speak to'

    • @shookoneldn300
      @shookoneldn300 5 лет назад +10

      Phil H
      Yes sir! That’s another one that happened to me a well. But they don’t have the persons name when you ask them for it.. oldest trick in the book.

    • @deanlahaye6559
      @deanlahaye6559 5 лет назад +12

      There has been robberies in the area in high powered cars sir that’s a good one

    • @TheBILLANDERSON
      @TheBILLANDERSON 5 лет назад +6

      LOL …. and when they search car and find nothing the smell disappears !!!

    • @tilerman
      @tilerman 5 лет назад +12

      Thats happened to me and it made my blood boil. Never ever, not once, ever, have i or anyone else smoked or carried 'weed' in my van. And yet an officer who stopped me could smell 'weed' in my vehicle. I actually pittied that officer and i told him so. Out right lie. Oh, and i drive a white van for a living and the amount of times ive been stopped because 'a vehicle matching' mine has been involved in a crime locally. I have actually given up arguing with the officer's and show them the back of my van and go on my way. In that situation i find saying as little as possible is better and when they have finished with me totally ignore them. Im not a cop hater, but, and some of you may find this a tad sad, but i had a very bad experience with them 32 years ago and the bad taste still lingers strong.

  • @pads-zr9ln
    @pads-zr9ln 5 лет назад +1556

    christ the cops are so unpopular they're importing them

    • @craigmuscat613
      @craigmuscat613 5 лет назад +42

      J Thorsson exact what I was going to say

    • @meme1111m
      @meme1111m 5 лет назад +73

      @J Thorsson exactly bro.....wont be long b4 a law is passed were as it is illigal to film a police officer......mark my words...free speech gone.....and police hate when public pull a phone out and start recording.....i love it tho.....its great to see a pig squirm....pmsl 😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

    • @fibrodad1354
      @fibrodad1354 5 лет назад +53

      He can go home once we leave the EU.

    • @JohnSmith-tj6vz
      @JohnSmith-tj6vz 5 лет назад +5

      🤣James

    • @fibrodad1354
      @fibrodad1354 5 лет назад +17

      @Pepo Max I have never had any bad experiences in my 50 years. Some people attract trouble. Not to say there are not bad police. But there are bad apples in every work place.

  • @worzel3089
    @worzel3089 4 года назад +95

    The one with the glasses definitely got picked on at school for sure.

  • @flipper2392
    @flipper2392 4 года назад +63

    "Could you stand out of the road because it's dangerious", he says, while standing in the road holding his car door open, where do they find these people?

  • @TheOriginalBobbyMartini
    @TheOriginalBobbyMartini 5 лет назад +67

    PC Butthurt and PC Smalldick just doing their jobs, eh !

    • @TheOriginalBobbyMartini
      @TheOriginalBobbyMartini 4 года назад +1

      @Darius Beaumont Yes, that's their job 👍🏻

    • @carlhurley2456
      @carlhurley2456 4 года назад

      @Darius Beaumont I'd love to be a UK cop doing sweet fa all day, the police are nothing more than invisible statues.

  • @alexteasdale4599
    @alexteasdale4599 3 года назад +5

    That English copper is one serious numpthy...!
    Had me cracking up, when you put the 1st PC's name on screen. Hahaha

  • @lonsdale1744
    @lonsdale1744 3 года назад +5

    Just brilliant video mate keep them coming great stuff some of the best I’ve seen the way you handle them was so spot on

  •  5 лет назад +47

    Your dry dead pan humor is much needed for this farce. Epic channel.

  • @jackcarter6558
    @jackcarter6558 5 лет назад +236

    Geezer with the glasses is a wanker copper.
    That guy ..100% got bullied at school.

    • @mathewdee1632
      @mathewdee1632 4 года назад +3

      Power mad lol twirp

    • @oliverlewis9578
      @oliverlewis9578 4 года назад +4

      @@mathewdee1632 Haha he speaks like a flustered dork

    • @initialb5009
      @initialb5009 4 года назад +3

      he may also have been an altarboy,.... wether he wanted to or not.

    • @Mike-cd7bj
      @Mike-cd7bj 4 года назад +2

      He didn't get bullied enough. He should be mopping the floors at the local gloryhole

    • @Naturaldnb
      @Naturaldnb 4 года назад

      What's wrong with being bullied mate?

  • @soylentblue6924
    @soylentblue6924 4 года назад +50

    It's such a warm feeling to know our public servants do their very best to force their authority on us Right or Wrong! Clowns

  • @johnryan2193
    @johnryan2193 3 года назад +4

    I ducking love this blog ,what a laugh . Keep up the good work .

  • @davesfilmingservices4377
    @davesfilmingservices4377 5 лет назад +78

    Absolute classic of aggressive copper now licking his wounds having been shown up......... Classic

    • @JerryLeeHowell2
      @JerryLeeHowell2 4 года назад +1

      THIS is aggressive? Holy snowflakes, Batman.

  • @marychid
    @marychid 5 лет назад +6

    "Brilliant"! The best video clip I have ever watched, thank you young man & well done !!

  • @dman1479
    @dman1479 4 года назад +51

    Specky was definitely without a doubt bullied

  • @reviewmaster4454
    @reviewmaster4454 4 года назад +158

    Funny how deflated they seemed when you passed with flying colours.

    • @davidspear9790
      @davidspear9790 3 года назад

      They probably knew he'd pass the tests, but that didn't stop them throwing everything they could at him in an attempt to belittle him

  • @GreenblookUK1
    @GreenblookUK1 5 лет назад +196

    “I’ll decide on the drug wipe” bloody authoritarian git. Another informative video as always. Keep up the good work.

    • @steveclemons8373
      @steveclemons8373 5 лет назад +3

      Craig Vallis yeah he said that cos he’d just had his arse kicked over the breathalyser and yeah was sulking

  • @topgrafter2007
    @topgrafter2007 5 лет назад +24

    if i remember correctly (could be wrong) but a copper has to be in a vehicle with calibrated speedometer device or double manned ( a witness to offense) to be able to prosecute for a speeding offense.

    • @QYXP
      @QYXP 5 лет назад +3

      Or coerce you into some sort of confession at the road side.

    • @spamsucker132
      @spamsucker132 5 лет назад +5

      @@QYXP Normally trick you into a confession. They're very experienced at it.

    • @QYXP
      @QYXP 5 лет назад +3

      @@spamsucker132 makes that prosecution guaranteed. I had a situation a couple of years ago and like an idiot got in the coppers unmarked car.. never make that mistake again!

    • @spamsucker132
      @spamsucker132 5 лет назад

      @@QYXP It can be used to your advantage if you are aware of it. 55 in a 40 sounds so much better than 95 in a 40. They snapped my hand off..........

    • @rivingtonpike7899
      @rivingtonpike7899 5 лет назад

      Not shown on camera is the caution. If the driver had responded with “fair enough I was going a bit too fast” or similar, that statement is admissible as evidence. Prosecution would easily follow.

  • @skysurferuk
    @skysurferuk 5 лет назад +9

    Nice catch, CB, long time subber, bought your "kit". Well worth it!

  • @pepperpotdi
    @pepperpotdi 4 года назад +6

    Loving your channel and learning lots. THANK YOU.

  • @peterkelly2465
    @peterkelly2465 5 лет назад +221

    They were like little boys being told off, well done that guy.

    • @bearbushcraft4763
      @bearbushcraft4763 4 года назад

      Peter Kelly I’ll batter u mate police r to good take care of us don’t chat shit bout them

    • @chris-swearwazntme956
      @chris-swearwazntme956 4 года назад +5

      Bear Bushcraft let me rephrase that for you “im a 11 year old innit i wont actually come to mans ends but to scare ye gotta threaten yea i love those mandem, im the police simp”

    • @Interdiction
      @Interdiction 3 года назад

      @@bearbushcraft4763 Clown .You absolute clown .Remember this .When seconds count the POLICE are minutes away

  • @anthonym9716
    @anthonym9716 5 лет назад +118

    They lie about speeding to obtain drug and breath tests fishing expedition

    • @gillywash1487
      @gillywash1487 5 лет назад +4

      I’m guessing he was speeding but they have no evidence!so try to follow other avenues because they can’t believe a young working class looking man has a car worth as much as there house without being a drug dealer or something!

    • @niandra92
      @niandra92 5 лет назад +7

      Epoch plus5 same silly rationalisation of our freedom being stomped on- "if you've got nothing to hide.."
      It's pathetic imo, to conduct ones self that way. This isn't about keeping anyone safe, it's about making money and pissing off countless innocent people just going about their business in the process.

    • @WorksopGimp
      @WorksopGimp 5 лет назад +4

      @Epoch plus5 Boot licker

    • @iiinterpreter
      @iiinterpreter 4 года назад +4

      @@niandra92 If you allow the government to start breaking your rights and privacy in a small way like this, it will only escalate further and further

    • @delicioussidefx
      @delicioussidefx 4 года назад +2

      Gotta get that revenue.

  • @trancehi
    @trancehi 5 лет назад +44

    Police cars have deadlocks. As soon as you get in the back of one, you're instantly trapped and locked in. Never get in them if requested.

    • @pigeonworldforum3869
      @pigeonworldforum3869 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah, so basically Your in Custody ...?

    • @wirdy1
      @wirdy1 5 лет назад +2

      Nothing special, just the standard child locks.

    • @neilchapman5145
      @neilchapman5145 5 лет назад +3

      wirdy1 with the windows unable to wind down either

    • @wirdy1
      @wirdy1 5 лет назад

      Neil Chapman yeah, still nothing special, just the standard rear electric window child locks.

    • @michaelstevens3479
      @michaelstevens3479 5 лет назад +3

      Police car with dreadlocks? must look bloody silly.

  • @davidca96
    @davidca96 4 года назад +12

    To my UK friends, from your friend here in the US, if you ever come here to visit please NEVER get out and approach a police car that has you stopped like he did in this video. Our police react much differently and take it as a threat and you might get slammed or shot. Just stay in your car to video them.

  • @kacilee123
    @kacilee123 5 лет назад +204

    HE WHO DOES NOT ASSERT HIS RIGHTS HAS NONE

    • @WasNotWas999
      @WasNotWas999 5 лет назад +7

      As a solicitor once told me... The only rights you have are the ones you know...

    • @leeseyr503
      @leeseyr503 5 лет назад +3

      @@WasNotWas999 that's so true... But on the upside it doesn't take much knowledge to know way more than the average copper... A couple of hours and you WILL know your rights better than they most certainly do

    • @crimebodge7274
      @crimebodge7274  5 лет назад +9

      @@leeseyr503 A few minutes will do.

    • @markbrooks690
      @markbrooks690 5 лет назад +2

      shed king timber buildings for anyone wishing to follow myself and my car from this video, you can find me on Instagram @c63_brooksy

    • @Pugwash.
      @Pugwash. 5 лет назад +1

      A solicitor once told me you have the right to remain silent. Anything you do say can be used in evidence against you. Compelling reasons not to talk.

  • @superwhitesuperbright7740
    @superwhitesuperbright7740 5 лет назад +48

    He's in a C63, he was speeding!! LOL

    • @alexc2505
      @alexc2505 4 года назад +3

      And another smart arse , trying to show how clever he is .

  • @lorenzochiesa6543
    @lorenzochiesa6543 4 года назад +82

    Second cop looks like beaker from the muppets, quite ironic as he's a premium muppet.

    • @ThStg
      @ThStg 4 года назад +2

      Beaker is, probably more INTELLIGENT!!! than this STUPID!!! cop. 😃😄😃😄

    • @paulmayne9240
      @paulmayne9240 4 года назад +1

      Memememememee!!!!!!!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @JAY1892
      @JAY1892 4 года назад

      😂

  • @ollvebranch
    @ollvebranch 3 года назад +5

    I’m watching a load of these all in a row. I’m honestly getting heart palpitations.

  • @Steamerbeen
    @Steamerbeen 5 лет назад +118

    “That popped your balloon didnt it” 😂

  • @carlitobrigante6304
    @carlitobrigante6304 5 лет назад +44

    Untrained police shouldn't be allowed out on the street.

    • @Snaffer01
      @Snaffer01 5 лет назад +4

      Trained police neither.. because they are trained to act like this!

    • @whitetroutchannel
      @whitetroutchannel 5 лет назад +1

      if you think trained police are any better please search on here for "P.S.N.I. fitness test" see the standards on our streets

    • @BoroBootBoy
      @BoroBootBoy 2 месяца назад

      Strange that, because even the trained ones try and avoid being out on the street. They always use the 'so much paperwork' excuse.

  • @poodle559
    @poodle559 5 лет назад +48

    This just their way of causing people inconvenience for not letting them get their way. Rather petty really.

  • @MrLincolndaman
    @MrLincolndaman 4 года назад +22

    "That popped your bloon didn't it" 😂😂😂

  • @shookoneldn300
    @shookoneldn300 5 лет назад +93

    There’s no situation so bad, that the police can’t make worse!!!

    • @fabmack1961
      @fabmack1961 5 лет назад +6

      That is SUCH a true Statement! They always make things worse to frustrate and anger the Public, so they can get an arrest!!

    • @shookoneldn300
      @shookoneldn300 5 лет назад +8

      F.L. Mackenzie
      You hit the nail on the head... I’ve see it happen so often whereby, a stop and chat leads to an arrest.. They purposely agitate the public, if you not SMART enough to deal with it, you get upset and they make an arrest.. section 5, if you swear, or section 4 aggressive behaviour.. by shouting and waving your hands is enough for them to arrest you. Meanwhile, actual crime is spiralling out of control, this idiot officer is busy making up speeding offences, then turned it into drink driving!!! What a joker!

    • @TriMarko
      @TriMarko 5 лет назад

      TBH in this video at the start, it was the guy in the car that made it worse. The cop literally said he wasn't going to prosecute him so why bother demanding to get a Seargent in the first place? after that though ye cops were cunts

    • @JETJOOBOY
      @JETJOOBOY 5 лет назад +1

      @@TriMarko OOOOH, he said he wasn't going to "PROSECUTE" him.... thank god we have a translator in the house...
      NOW then, what language was that other prick chatting that turned up with his fun gun??

    • @angebrowne1730
      @angebrowne1730 5 лет назад

      TrMark If he didn't intend to make up an excuse to nick him the pig wouldn't have stopped him. Don't be a plonka. When have you ever seen them stop someone for a friendly chat?

  • @Gokusan818
    @Gokusan818 4 года назад +81

    Power mad bully boys what a complete set of 🔔🔚

  • @davidlynch499
    @davidlynch499 5 лет назад +10

    I love watching these videos. A big thumbs up. The police really don’t like it when someone knows his citizens rights.

  • @jiggermast
    @jiggermast 4 года назад +23

    "My colleague (PC Nosferatu) requested me (PC MIlkybar Kid) here for his safety sir" if anything did kick off & that long anaemic streak of paralised dish water joined in it would be rather akin to being worried by a wet sheep!

    • @leemagnusson617
      @leemagnusson617 3 года назад +1

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @Interdiction
      @Interdiction 3 года назад +1

      The police force and I use the term FORCE very loosely are recruiting METROSEXUALS for the most part .Where are the real officers

  • @dadzplaygames1118
    @dadzplaygames1118 4 года назад +26

    Definitely only pulled over because they're jealous of his car

  • @shadow-Sun
    @shadow-Sun 4 года назад +49

    I am amazed this channel does not have a million subscribers ..spread the word and tell your friends Crimebodge needs to be in everyones subbed folder .

  • @alanmike6883
    @alanmike6883 5 лет назад +178

    And people think I'm crazy that I don't like cops

    • @OurDearLeader
      @OurDearLeader 5 лет назад +10

      The cunts that are crazy are the fools that think these pig bastards are in any way on the public's side.
      These pig bastards are our gaolers.
      Celebrate when one gets fucked up👍

    • @carlitobrigante6304
      @carlitobrigante6304 5 лет назад +1

      CSI Basingstoke 🙄

    • @abc-ni9uw
      @abc-ni9uw 5 лет назад +2

      You don't have to be crazy to not like them.
      Maybe your already crazy 😃
      I know I am

    • @cuckingfunt9353
      @cuckingfunt9353 5 лет назад +2

      Anyone who likes cops has never dealt with one before. . . . I have never met a good cop.... Assholes, every last one of them.

  • @shelleymeredith7030
    @shelleymeredith7030 3 года назад +3

    The cop in the glasses didn't look far from tears 😂😂

  • @DS-qy3qv
    @DS-qy3qv 4 года назад +27

    Never ever trust anyone you don't know who says 'my friend'. They're the first ones to dig the knife in every time.

    • @surisuri8993
      @surisuri8993 4 года назад

      That's what they say in foreign.

    • @stubones
      @stubones 3 года назад

      They're trying to con you into believing they're on your side for sure.

    • @matthewridgeway9250
      @matthewridgeway9250 5 месяцев назад

      Bingo!

  • @malix74
    @malix74 4 года назад +8

    Very well handled - if you're in the clear don't let anyone make you believe otherwise 👌

  • @jonhartley7445
    @jonhartley7445 5 лет назад +40

    "I'll decide if I do a drug wipe thank you" literally sounds like a 5 year old 😂

  • @scottbradley2494
    @scottbradley2494 4 года назад +131

    When cops say they don’t have to give their name, ask them for a look at their warrant card which they can’t refuse to show

    • @felixculpa9303
      @felixculpa9303 3 года назад +2

      I’m pretty sure they have to identify their name, badge number and station by law.

    • @toadintheh0le
      @toadintheh0le 3 года назад

      @@felixculpa9303 Its policy not law and in theory they only have to give you their number and preferably their station

    • @felixculpa9303
      @felixculpa9303 3 года назад

      @@toadintheh0le
      Yes policy but they do have to if they want to keep their job they have to follow their policies.

    • @felixculpa9303
      @felixculpa9303 3 года назад

      @SureNothing
      Not new here.
      I know there’s plenty of cops that still don’t identify.
      Those are the ones I worry about..
      You can’t deny lots are starting to ID...
      That’s not because they want to..
      It’s because it’s their policy and they are meant to adhere to it.

    • @screekid
      @screekid 3 года назад

      @@felixculpa9303 they won't get sacked for refusing, plenty refuse, you clearly have no actual experiences with the police

  • @gjk291
    @gjk291 5 лет назад +126

    Glasses went very quiet didn't he!

    • @BossySwan
      @BossySwan 4 года назад +4

      PC Beardy-FoureyesFace

    • @paulmayne9240
      @paulmayne9240 4 года назад

      He came over like a boss!.....then felt the amg guys knowlage and crumbled as he lost all confidence in himself and what he was doing!...🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

    • @paulmayne9240
      @paulmayne9240 4 года назад +1

      Title should be!....AMG GUY VERBALLY OWNS PIGS LIKE A BOSS!👊

  • @raymondwoodhouse9267
    @raymondwoodhouse9267 5 лет назад +19

    What a waste of time stopping him,fair play he took no shit

  • @dazzjh40
    @dazzjh40 5 лет назад +86

    So a breath test for committing a moving traffic offence for which there is no evidence and they are not prosecuting. Sounds like attempting to pervert the course of justice and the driver should seek a claim

    • @richardbeckett7224
      @richardbeckett7224 5 лет назад +3

      An officers word is evidence in its self, ie the officer witnessed the driver on the phone. The fact that the driver has committed a moving traffic offence is enough to ask for a sample of breath under sec 6 of the RTA. There was nothing wrong with the officers requests but the people skills and way about going about it left much to be desired!!

    • @cuckingfunt9353
      @cuckingfunt9353 5 лет назад +1

      Always have a DVR running in your car.

    • @HeliHaych
      @HeliHaych 5 лет назад +1

      @@richardbeckett7224
      Under that logic, you can be doing 60 in a 70 and they can still pull you and just claim you were doing more.
      Nice.

  • @kengamby2482
    @kengamby2482 4 года назад +17

    I think that I would have questioned the use of that machine after he had his hands all over it pushing the plastic tube in, then expecting you to put your mouth on it!

  • @pww7872
    @pww7872 5 лет назад +73

    No evidence of speeding, so isn't everything from that point onwards inadmissible?
    Here say here say here say, 😁

    • @shookoneldn300
      @shookoneldn300 5 лет назад +20

      p Ww
      In this situation where there is no device or independent witness, the courts typically require x2 officers to corroborate the evidence. The officer repeated twice he wasn’t going to report him to be prosecuted not because he’s doing him a favour, but because it wouldn’t stand up in court.

    • @pww7872
      @pww7872 5 лет назад

      @@shookoneldn300
      Thanks for that... 👍
      So would you say this cop was either on a quota for stops or just a delaying tactic?
      Its in full view of the public as a warning?
      Maybe both..?
      I remember getting 6 producers in a year, lol.... Find memories of owning the cops back in the day... 👍

    • @shookoneldn300
      @shookoneldn300 5 лет назад +15

      p Ww
      I guess all the crimes are solved in that area!!!🤷‍♂️ Perhaps he’s on a ego trip, you can hear him state his powers.. “I HAVE THE POWER TO STOP ANY CAR AND ASK FOR DETAILS..” meanwhile, I called the police when I was burgled, I was told to attend the police station cuz no officer was available.. I guess they all busy harassing motorist and patrolling twitter for hurt feelings.. don’t worry you just ain’t seen nothing yet, Boris just promised another 20,000 of these idiots on the streets.🤦‍♂️

    • @Mercmad
      @Mercmad 5 лет назад +5

      Adfam Schiff seems to think that hearsay is actual evidence.

    • @spamsucker132
      @spamsucker132 5 лет назад +3

      @@shookoneldn300 He does actually have the power to stop any vehicle, for whatever excuse he makes up, under the Road Traffic Act ( check out Crimebodge's website for full details - it's worth knowing). It would seem that he doesn't need to use English to do that though from the evidence presented in this video.

  • @evilspeak5702
    @evilspeak5702 5 лет назад +59

    Was it PC Wagamama? I've replayed that many times, and I still can't understand him.

    • @vinto34
      @vinto34 5 лет назад +8

      PC smack her and whack her.

    • @shookoneldn300
      @shookoneldn300 5 лет назад +4

      EVILSPEAK !!!
      Wagamama, like the London restaurant chain!!😂😂😂

    • @androidbox7581
      @androidbox7581 5 лет назад +4

      Reminds me of Gollum from Lord Of The Rings

    • @vinto34
      @vinto34 5 лет назад +1

      @ That's Wagga Wagga in australia....the cop is Wagga ma finga at cha.

    • @therealcharlie7314
      @therealcharlie7314 5 лет назад

      jack waeghemacker - jackleflic on Pinterest

  • @pyramidtepe5294
    @pyramidtepe5294 5 лет назад +18

    If i was a policeman I'd be embarrassed to call these my colleagues, the second one was clearly bullied at school, he loved saying this bit @5:10

  • @ernestmiddleton4764
    @ernestmiddleton4764 4 года назад +9

    That copper didn't seem very sympathetic when he told him he had multiple sclerosis? Proper narcissist that cop.

  • @vincygarifuna
    @vincygarifuna 5 лет назад +10

    I have nothing but the upmost respect for our firemen / women and nurses.

  • @dandavies863
    @dandavies863 4 года назад +8

    I have to say, I love his car. Pretty sure it's a early C63 AMG, Beautiful

  • @SophOwen
    @SophOwen 5 лет назад +16

    "...working out of Basingstoke..." Yep sounds about right 😂

  • @judithhowarth7806
    @judithhowarth7806 4 года назад +174

    And to think they go through training to get this stupid.

    • @keithdavies150
      @keithdavies150 4 года назад +2

      It is HARD so very very HARD to get ones STUPID to stay on STUCK!

    • @moksja667
      @moksja667 4 года назад +3

      They are selected, smart enough to follow orders, dumb enough to not question them.

    • @keithdavies150
      @keithdavies150 4 года назад +1

      @@Nick-cs9dt QUOD ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM

    • @keithdavies150
      @keithdavies150 4 года назад +2

      @@Nick-cs9dt Oh, I don't think so.... DUMMY

    • @concernedindividual7056
      @concernedindividual7056 3 года назад +1

      6 months training about the same as a dinner lady or road sweeper.
      Hairdressers do about 2 years, but hairdressers can only f*ck your hair up or nick your ear.
      A bent copper will take great delight in f*cking your life up, especially if they take a dislike to you.

  • @sw1000xg
    @sw1000xg 5 лет назад +31

    "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED"
    Should be your slogan!

  • @davidbleach5159
    @davidbleach5159 4 года назад +4

    Still great adviceCB. Never get in a plod car unless they arrest you and always record any interaction.

  • @Dave68Goliath
    @Dave68Goliath 5 лет назад +61

    I see the STASI moved from East Germany.

    • @peterfitzgerald7734
      @peterfitzgerald7734 5 лет назад +1

      Get some glasses then

    • @Dave68Goliath
      @Dave68Goliath 5 лет назад +4

      @@peterfitzgerald7734 I see the corrupt fascists without them thanks. Nothing but scum.

    • @csabafacsar5562
      @csabafacsar5562 4 года назад

      You don't even know what are you talking about...

    • @Dave68Goliath
      @Dave68Goliath 4 года назад +3

      @@csabafacsar5562 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @csabafacsar5562
      @csabafacsar5562 4 года назад

      @@Dave68Goliath 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @southlondoner7169
    @southlondoner7169 4 года назад +117

    “I’m not gonna prosécute you” 😂

    • @ZiyaadZaman
      @ZiyaadZaman 4 года назад +6

      He said it as I read this 😭😭🤣

    • @tango9917
      @tango9917 4 года назад +3

      That’s such a low blow

    • @user-pk8fv7xv5e
      @user-pk8fv7xv5e 4 года назад +1

      He only wanted a look at the car and have his photo taken with it, while laying across the bonnet

  • @bobmirdiff2043
    @bobmirdiff2043 5 лет назад +50

    "Would you like to sit in my car, and I will show you some Puppies and give you some Sweets?" - No thank you Mr Jackoff!

  • @mrjjman103
    @mrjjman103 5 лет назад +5

    Crimebodge keeping my sunday morning interesting!

  • @SupernovaHD12399
    @SupernovaHD12399 4 года назад +25

    That police officer definitely just found out about his wife’s boyfriend

  • @JAM8OC
    @JAM8OC 3 года назад +3

    Subscribed!
    Love watching these!
    Your narration is class! 😂

  • @vinto34
    @vinto34 5 лет назад +93

    Can i see your ID sir....
    Can i see your IQ officer...
    This pc jack waga macca needs to quit and find a toilet cleaning job.

    • @helencoven
      @helencoven 5 лет назад +4

      I wouldn’t even trust pc whack a mole with a toilet brush!

    • @matts1603
      @matts1603 5 лет назад +1

      @@helencoven He could always use his hands.

    • @vinto34
      @vinto34 5 лет назад +1

      @@matts1603 Or his toothbrush..these cops chat that much crap he would be used to it.

    • @thezanzibarbarian5729
      @thezanzibarbarian5729 5 лет назад +1

      vinto34
      - He used to be a toilet cleaner but got sacked for being utterly incompetent. The police took him on though, with open arms :-))...

    • @tobyboyboy2833
      @tobyboyboy2833 5 лет назад

      Not yet compulsory, blair tried to get it but was stopped, this arse must have thought he was in his mother country.

  • @rcninjastudio
    @rcninjastudio 5 лет назад +20

    gps dashcam's are great for this, "I was speeding officer?? lets just look at my gps dashcam that shows max,min and average speeds traveled"

    • @deppermeister
      @deppermeister 5 лет назад +4

      That’d be this wankers argument gone though I imagine 😂😂😂

  • @Witchaven
    @Witchaven 5 лет назад +13

    OMG, at first I thought they had edited in a comical voice for the first copper, then I slowly realised that it was his real voice!

  • @ceasarsalad119
    @ceasarsalad119 4 года назад +43

    I think the guy that got stopped for speeding should have just shut up when he said he wasn't going to prosecute. Instead he kept pushing and asking questions. Lol

    • @tuurvandeneynde4957
      @tuurvandeneynde4957 3 года назад +5

      No cause maybe they'll write down your license plate and you will get stopped more often, he proved his right

    • @thepoofster2251
      @thepoofster2251 3 года назад +4

      Just what I thought. Just another moron giving cops shot and paying for it

    • @milesahudson3720
      @milesahudson3720 3 года назад

      @@tuurvandeneynde4957 That wouldnt happen

    • @freqeist
      @freqeist 3 года назад +1

      @@thepoofster2251 eh?

    • @Interdiction
      @Interdiction 3 года назад +3

      But he was not speeding .There was no EVIDENCE of any speeding offence so why should he shut up ?

  • @baylessnow
    @baylessnow 5 лет назад +31

    If you got pulled by a cop and told him your name was Bob Jackawacka you'd be cuffed and stuffed in no time at all! They like to get you in their back seat because the child locks are ALWAYS on, so there's nowhere and no way for you to run away from them, you are basically imprisoned at the roadside!

  • @AlexTheMotoMan
    @AlexTheMotoMan 5 лет назад +35

    8:22 look as his body launguage
    looking at the floor, arms crossed, fidgeting, thats how you can tell they are embaressed

  • @mickeypower1110
    @mickeypower1110 4 года назад +9

    "The road traffic act nineteenth sixteeeeeee", didnt even know what year or law he was using😂😂

  • @jerrypenn481
    @jerrypenn481 4 года назад +9

    I love this guy, man I wish I had your confidence