@@LukasK3000 I prefer the second one, but I also sometimes prefer the first one. It kinda depends on my mood, and it's so wierd. Right now I crave portal 1
@@Average-Cacodemon-Enjoyer Exactly. Same. I like the cold, machine, sterile and abandoned Portal 1 feeling but also more modern Portal 2. Also portal 2 has awesome post apo atmosphere. Each has something.
@@LukasK3000 yes! Finally someone points out how cold it must be in portal 1, even though temperature was never mentioned, you can just kinda tell. Also I have a feeling it probably smelled like hand sanitizer or a hospital.
@@LukasK3000 also, the only hole in portals story (except the portal holes, I had to make this joke) is that the facility is so deep down and large, yet nobodies discovered it, like how? I think people would have discovered a facility thousands of miles deep and thousand of miles long. It bugs me everytime I play for some reason. Also, if old aperture is the deepest layer, that means they dug thousands of miles down and built it from the bottom, which wouldn't make much sense, because how did they get back up?
[Intro] Who's there? Is anyone there? I see you [Verse 1] Chell rises from stasis inside of a glass box She isn't greeted by faces, only concrete and clocks That's when she first hears GLaDOS, a computer that talks She's told to leave the little room but has no shoes and no socks She trusted the computer because the voice sounded nice So she traveled through the center and followed all it's advice But when shе starts tasting blood she started thinking twice It was thе first time that she used a Handheld Portal Device She puts some holes in the walls and the ceiling then the floors It was a weapon to create inter-dimensional doors Still, the tests keep getting harder and she needed a break That's when the voice began to barter with the promise of cake [Chorus] All alone and she's wondering why She has a bad feeling like she's going to die She hides from the cameras and begins to cry She'll never believe the cake is a lie [Interlude] Are you still there? [Verse 2] GLaDOS had a wicked habit of enhancing the truth Chell knew not to expect to get to see any proof She had a sneaking suspicion that the cake was a spoof Yet she continued with her mission on account of her sweet tooth Three tests to finish. She was nearing the end She met Companion Cube and they became the best of friends But as with anything good, this thing was too good to last She had to burn her best friend to be allowed to pass GLaDOS realized her spirit was far too strong to break She had completed all the tests and never made a mistake Her mouth began to water. Her hands started to shake She knew it couldn't be much farther She could almost taste the cake [Chorus] All alone and she's wondering why She has a bad feeling like she's going to die She hides from the cameras and begins to cry She'll never believe the cake is a lie
It's been 10 years since I last listened to this song and watched this video. A lot of things have changed since then. Machinima is dead, but this video and the memories will hopefully live on.
I have been looking for this song for the past year... All i could rememeber was "...ceilings and the floors, it was a gateway to unlock interdimensional doors"(which i know isn't correct). I searched so many times for it, only to remember yesterday that it was connected to machinima somehow. I looked up "machinima portal rap" and there it was! I'm so happy to have finally found it again!
This and The Device has Been Modified. Absolute nostalgia... I miss the old Steam UI getting home from school on Fridays, playing Portal without a care in the world.
i recently found my computer from 12 is years ago and booted it up steam is so retro looking and oh terraria 1.1 is installed (the version that introduced hardmode) and oh i made it run in offline mode years ago because my computer always had wifi issues and i always wanted to play that one game i turned on the computer mostly because i wanted to play classic fallout and it was too old to use with modern machines but my computer running vista runs it perfectly with sound and correct colors
This music video was absurdly impressive when it was released 12 years ago, and it's safe to say that the quality, the editing, the animation, music and direction still hold up 12 years on. At the time it was released it was literally melting brains at the quality. Back then, stuff like this was unseen, and unheard of! Well done! Internet history at its finest.
Thank you for reuploading these. I had this and Sum of the Body stuck in my head yesterday and I was going to look them up to listen to them, but then find out they and Machinima are gone.
i tried finding this song a monthish ago from now but couldnt seem to find it with terms like "portal 1 music video" and what not (i couldnt remember much of it since I had originally seen this when i was a gremlin child, only really bits and pieces come to mind), worried it had gotten deleted much like alot of older content from my childhood. then i remembered the animation style and camera shots bared a STRIKING resemblance to that dr kleiner meme, one quick search and i found myself once again listening to this ancient piece.
Omg I'm so ducking glad that I looked for this, *and actually found it!* Was playing portal and bits of this song went through my head. Googled some lyrics, and bam! Thank you so much! I hope this can get up to the views it used to have (wasn't it in the millions?)
Crazy. I think this song/video and Ray Koefoed's other videos that followed actually conteibuted heavily to my music taste. It made the transition to enjoying electronic music a lot easier. Now I make music, and honestly I think the lingering influence is still there while I write. I should try covering a Ray Koefoed song as tribute sometime. Also! The chorus in this song is still seriously infectious even as a sort of joke portal song. Haha
I also first heard this during my formative years when I was discovering the wide, wide world of electronic music. If you haven't already, you should totally do a cover or remix of this tune.
Never forgot the lyrics or tune to this one. As fresh as it was the first time over a decade ago, deeply unsettling under the surface and an instant classic - just like the game. Captures the feel of it perfectly. Thanks for uploading again, Ray.
Yes I’m so happy that this song still exist because I found myself walking a trail the other day smoking a joint and singing this song. Good times. Hearing this song makes me tear up. Good tones
Oh my god, you have no idea how happy I am to see you posting again! I used to listen to your stuff all the time when I was a kid, and would constantly check to make sure you were active and just - total fangirl, but I'm glad you're back (even if it's to reupload old classics!)
A true classic. I remember when it came out how impressive that was for fan made machinima. It still is. I just wish it could be re-rendered with a modern resolution. Cheers
Still love this one so much, glad you reposted it! I used to listen to the song in my car a LOT and recently listened to an old cd again. I still know all the words. 💖
I remeber playing Garry's Mod 9 back in the day's.. I always played on a Roleplay Server and pumped up this Song... those old Days my friends. Ray Koefoed much love from Germany, you was a big part in my youth.
Lyrics: [Music] [Applause] testing never made on mistake the water and started father [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] didn't we have some fun Truly a modern hit. Even google translate understood the fire.
Lyrics Now!: Turret: Who's there? Turret: Is anyone there? Turret: I see you. Chell rises from a stasis inside of a glass box She isn't greeted by faces, Only concrete and clocks. That's when she first hears GLaDOS, Computer that talks. She's told to leave the little room, but has no shoes and no socks. She trusted the computer 'Cause the voice sounded nice. So she traveled through the center And followed all its advice. But when she starts taking blood, She started thinking twice. It was the first time that she used the Hand-held Portal Device. She puts some holes in the walls And the ceilings then the floors. It was a weapon to create Inter-dimensional doors. Still, the tests keep getting harder and she needed a break. That's when the voice began to barter with the promise of cake. GLaDOS: Uh-oh. Somebody cut the cake. All alone and she's wondering why. She has a bad feeling like she's going to die. She hides from the cameras and begins to cry. She'll never believe the cake is a lie. Voice: Cake is a lie. Turret: Are you still there? GLaDOS had a wicked habit of enhancing the truth. Chell knew not to expect to get to see end proof. She had a sneaking suspicion That the cake was a spoof. Yet, she continued with her mission on account of her sweet tooth. Three tests to finish She was nearing the end. She met Companion Cube And they became the best of friends. But as with anything good, This thing was too good to last. She had to burn her best friend To be allowed to pass. GLaDOS realized her spirit Was far too strong to break. She had completed all the tests And never made a mistake. Her mouth began to water, Her hands started to shake. She knew it couldn't be much farther, She could almost taste the cake. All alone and she's wondering why. She has a bad feeling like she's going to die. She hides from the cameras and begins to cry. She'll never believe the cake is a lie. GLaDOS: Didn't we have some fun?
i was just in high school when portal 2 came out and then found this song..... i am now older and married when this pops on my dash.... i cry happy tears
I tried finding this a couple of years ago, and thought I'd never see, or hear it again. Thanks for the upload. many memories flooding into my skull sponge. Absolute banger
I kept thinking about this song these past months and kept forgetting to return to finding it until now. Glad it's still around, one of my first favorites on this site.
This is my first time hearing this song, and its been like a year since ive played any portal game so im seeing this unbiased. This is really good. Solid 9/10
Downloaded Audiosurf on steam, old game I know. Looked at my stats and this track was one of my most played songs. I googled this and found this video, and INSTANTLY was punched in the face with nostalgia. Sitting at my grandmas house in the summer of 2010 playing audiosurf in the back room before my friends came over to go swimming. Wow. Thanks for re-uploading. This was locked away in a part of me that has been gone for years.
Well this a wonderful blast from the past. Just as good as I remembered it. So great to see it uploaded again since everything is pretty much gone from Machinima
These songs have inadvertently inspired and influenced so much gamer kids who got into music lol remember trying to recreate this in fl studio. This and Reign of The Disruptors >>>
I'm so very happy you found it and shared it with us once again. This is a treasure. Seriously! Thank you for even creating this masterpiece, because it is!
![FNAF vs TF2 - Episode 2 [SFM]](/img/1.gif)
Man the pre-portal 2 fanmade content hits different.
Well the first game had a different atmosphere. Like its a serious story, the second game is awesome, but is put more lightly with more humour.
@@LukasK3000 I prefer the second one, but I also sometimes prefer the first one. It kinda depends on my mood, and it's so wierd. Right now I crave portal 1
@@Average-Cacodemon-Enjoyer Exactly. Same. I like the cold, machine, sterile and abandoned Portal 1 feeling but also more modern Portal 2. Also portal 2 has awesome post apo atmosphere. Each has something.
@@LukasK3000 yes! Finally someone points out how cold it must be in portal 1, even though temperature was never mentioned, you can just kinda tell. Also I have a feeling it probably smelled like hand sanitizer or a hospital.
@@LukasK3000 also, the only hole in portals story (except the portal holes, I had to make this joke) is that the facility is so deep down and large, yet nobodies discovered it, like how? I think people would have discovered a facility thousands of miles deep and thousand of miles long. It bugs me everytime I play for some reason. Also, if old aperture is the deepest layer, that means they dug thousands of miles down and built it from the bottom, which wouldn't make much sense, because how did they get back up?
*WOW YOU DID HAVE THIS ONE BACKED UP! YES!* It's not lost forever!
Your welcome. I'm just glad you found this one in your DVD's.
@@RayKoefoed I actually downloaded it back then, so there would have been a backup but you were faster anyways :)
It was also on iTunes I think
@UC2tzEtr6-LMbIdjZZZXLlGw no one gives a fuck
Why was this gone?!
[Intro]
Who's there? Is anyone there? I see you
[Verse 1]
Chell rises from stasis inside of a glass box
She isn't greeted by faces, only concrete and clocks
That's when she first hears GLaDOS, a computer that talks
She's told to leave the little room but has no shoes and no socks
She trusted the computer because the voice sounded nice
So she traveled through the center and followed all it's advice
But when shе starts tasting blood she started thinking twice
It was thе first time that she used a Handheld Portal Device
She puts some holes in the walls and the ceiling then the floors
It was a weapon to create inter-dimensional doors
Still, the tests keep getting harder and she needed a break
That's when the voice began to barter with the promise of cake
[Chorus]
All alone and she's wondering why
She has a bad feeling like she's going to die
She hides from the cameras and begins to cry
She'll never believe the cake is a lie
[Interlude]
Are you still there?
[Verse 2]
GLaDOS had a wicked habit of enhancing the truth
Chell knew not to expect to get to see any proof
She had a sneaking suspicion that the cake was a spoof
Yet she continued with her mission on account of her sweet tooth
Three tests to finish. She was nearing the end
She met Companion Cube and they became the best of friends
But as with anything good, this thing was too good to last
She had to burn her best friend to be allowed to pass
GLaDOS realized her spirit was far too strong to break
She had completed all the tests and never made a mistake
Her mouth began to water. Her hands started to shake
She knew it couldn't be much farther
She could almost taste the cake
[Chorus]
All alone and she's wondering why
She has a bad feeling like she's going to die
She hides from the cameras and begins to cry
She'll never believe the cake is a lie
Pre portal 2 era hit different
this is just the top comment
For real.
It's been 10 years since I last listened to this song and watched this video. A lot of things have changed since then. Machinima is dead, but this video and the memories will hopefully live on.
God I miss Machinima
@@xxxPrincessGarnetxxxme too bro
@@xxxPrincessGarnetxxxsame
I don’t miss when machinama was recommended everywhere lol
@@ghostlyskunk4226 and nobody will miss machinima's business tactics
Certified hood classic
I have been looking for this song for the past year... All i could rememeber was "...ceilings and the floors, it was a gateway to unlock interdimensional doors"(which i know isn't correct). I searched so many times for it, only to remember yesterday that it was connected to machinima somehow. I looked up "machinima portal rap" and there it was! I'm so happy to have finally found it again!
Тне гутнм
Му еаг в1еш😪🙉
This and The Device has Been Modified. Absolute nostalgia... I miss the old Steam UI getting home from school on Fridays, playing Portal without a care in the world.
"without a care in the world" .. feels
i recently found my computer from 12 is years ago and booted it up steam is so retro looking and oh terraria 1.1 is installed (the version that introduced hardmode) and oh i made it run in offline mode years ago because my computer always had wifi issues and i always wanted to play that one game
i turned on the computer mostly because i wanted to play classic fallout and it was too old to use with modern machines but my computer running vista runs it perfectly with sound and correct colors
@@slycooper1001 never update that thing, that is a portal into the past right there
10 year old me played this song on repeat for weeks. 19 year old me about to do the same because IT'S JUST THAT GOOD.
This music video was absurdly impressive when it was released 12 years ago, and it's safe to say that the quality, the editing, the animation, music and direction still hold up 12 years on. At the time it was released it was literally melting brains at the quality. Back then, stuff like this was unseen, and unheard of!
Well done! Internet history at its finest.
Even older than that, when you posted this it would have still been 16 years ago (and 17 as I write this now).
Goddammnit, the Internet was so funny and great back then and the technical limitations are charming, and I missed all of it :(
I just.... absolutely LOVE that voice modulator that is used on the chorus. This whole song is awesome, but that part specifically, I really dig it.
Thank you for reuploading these. I had this and Sum of the Body stuck in my head yesterday and I was going to look them up to listen to them, but then find out they and Machinima are gone.
I haven't seen this in over 10 years yet I still remember the words. This just unlocked memories I didn't even know I had.
I was honestly so worried that this might have disappeared when Michinima went under. So glad to see it's still around.
Wow I have the mp3 of this, too. Machinima's golden age.
Ah finally a reupload from the original source, way better quality than all the reuploads that came before it.
i tried finding this song a monthish ago from now but couldnt seem to find it with terms like "portal 1 music video" and what not (i couldnt remember much of it since I had originally seen this when i was a gremlin child, only really bits and pieces come to mind), worried it had gotten deleted much like alot of older content from my childhood. then i remembered the animation style and camera shots bared a STRIKING resemblance to that dr kleiner meme, one quick search and i found myself once again listening to this ancient piece.
Omg I'm so ducking glad that I looked for this, *and actually found it!* Was playing portal and bits of this song went through my head. Googled some lyrics, and bam! Thank you so much!
I hope this can get up to the views it used to have (wasn't it in the millions?)
Crazy. I think this song/video and Ray Koefoed's other videos that followed actually conteibuted heavily to my music taste. It made the transition to enjoying electronic music a lot easier. Now I make music, and honestly I think the lingering influence is still there while I write. I should try covering a Ray Koefoed song as tribute sometime.
Also! The chorus in this song is still seriously infectious even as a sort of joke portal song. Haha
I also first heard this during my formative years when I was discovering the wide, wide world of electronic music. If you haven't already, you should totally do a cover or remix of this tune.
More than 10 years since I last listen to it as well and it was very nice to go back.. To the song with Klainer's brother (K dog) as well!
Quite cool!
5 years later and this is still a banger
Never forgot the lyrics or tune to this one. As fresh as it was the first time over a decade ago, deeply unsettling under the surface and an instant classic - just like the game. Captures the feel of it perfectly. Thanks for uploading again, Ray.
Have your HL2 and portal songs memorized and cherish both as much as any other important songs from my childhood
Yes I’m so happy that this song still exist because I found myself walking a trail the other day smoking a joint and singing this song. Good times. Hearing this song makes me tear up. Good tones
Oh my god, you have no idea how happy I am to see you posting again! I used to listen to your stuff all the time when I was a kid, and would constantly check to make sure you were active and just - total fangirl, but I'm glad you're back (even if it's to reupload old classics!)
A true classic. I remember when it came out how impressive that was for fan made machinima. It still is. I just wish it could be re-rendered with a modern resolution. Cheers
Still love this one so much, glad you reposted it! I used to listen to the song in my car a LOT and recently listened to an old cd again. I still know all the words. 💖
I remeber playing Garry's Mod 9 back in the day's..
I always played on a Roleplay Server and pumped up this Song... those old Days my friends.
Ray Koefoed much love from Germany, you was a big part in my youth.
One of my personal top 5 most loved Machinima videos from back in the day right here. Thanks for re-uploading it my man.
This was uploaded on my 9th birthday
these are actually pretty good song honestly
2024 i came back to hear this so people know. That damn cake was a lie.
God, I got hit by a Nostalgia truck! Thank you for finding this in your backups, I thought it would get lost forever.
Nostalgia has hit me pretty hard seeing all your old videos again. Cheers for the upload.
Why is this so good!? Its been so long and i still love it, i wanna hear some remixes of it in this modern day
"She hides from the cameras and begins to cry..."
Ah man, it was good to find this gem again, the only thing I'll miss from machinima is the years of content they nuked for no reason at all...
1:18 Everyone gangster till the turret starts spitting bars.
easily one of the best machinima VG Raps ever made
Lyrics: [Music]
[Applause]
testing never made on mistake
the water and started father
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
didn't we have some fun
Truly a modern hit. Even google translate understood the fire.
Google's auto-generated subtitles are truly immaculate and the best captions ever, only understanding the least important words.
@@luginess0 Indeed my brother in arms, I believe it perfectly capsulated what he was going for
The new she wants revenge song goes insane
Honestly didn't expect to see Ray upload again 😂always been a fan since this song and it's still so good, bring on the nostalgia 😂
Unironically a masterpiece.
Now THIS is some classic Source right here. Glad to see this wasn't lost.
so happy this is preserved for future generations
I can't say how happy I am that Ray Kefod is back!
This video deserves more views
I'M SO GLAD YOU REUPLOADED THIS I THOUGHT IT WAS LOST MEDIA WHEN MACHINMA WENT UNDER, THANK YOU THANK YOU!
I would love to have a Remastered / Remake version of this song, i love it ♥
Christ this is a throwback
This is a gem, takes me back 15years+ to my teenage years.
Don't ever delete this.
I happy this one few great song too survive machinima purge. Rip so many great songs .
For no reason this song randomly got stuck in my head despite only listening it to once over 10 years ago, glad it has been saved.
i once heard my brother listening to this in like 2013 on full blast for no reason
Lyrics Now!:
Turret: Who's there?
Turret: Is anyone there?
Turret: I see you.
Chell rises from a stasis inside of a glass box
She isn't greeted by faces, Only concrete and clocks.
That's when she first hears GLaDOS, Computer that talks.
She's told to leave the little room, but has no shoes and no socks.
She trusted the computer 'Cause the voice sounded nice.
So she traveled through the center And followed all its advice.
But when she starts taking blood, She started thinking twice.
It was the first time that she used the Hand-held Portal Device.
She puts some holes in the walls And the ceilings then the floors.
It was a weapon to create Inter-dimensional doors.
Still, the tests keep getting harder and she needed a break.
That's when the voice began to barter with the promise of cake.
GLaDOS: Uh-oh. Somebody cut the cake.
All alone and she's wondering why. She has a bad feeling like she's going to die.
She hides from the cameras and begins to cry.
She'll never believe the cake is a lie.
Voice: Cake is a lie.
Turret: Are you still there?
GLaDOS had a wicked habit of enhancing the truth.
Chell knew not to expect to get to see end proof.
She had a sneaking suspicion That the cake was a spoof.
Yet, she continued with her mission on account of her sweet tooth.
Three tests to finish She was nearing the end.
She met Companion Cube And they became the best of friends.
But as with anything good, This thing was too good to last.
She had to burn her best friend To be allowed to pass.
GLaDOS realized her spirit Was far too strong to break.
She had completed all the tests And never made a mistake.
Her mouth began to water, Her hands started to shake.
She knew it couldn't be much farther, She could almost taste the cake.
All alone and she's wondering why. She has a bad feeling like she's going to die.
She hides from the cameras and begins to cry.
She'll never believe the cake is a lie.
GLaDOS: Didn't we have some fun?
i was just in high school when portal 2 came out and then found this song..... i am now older and married when this pops on my dash.... i cry happy tears
Did you play it at your wedding? (I kid, I kid.)
Dude I havent heard this in YEARS. I forgot this SLAPS
I tried finding this a couple of years ago, and thought I'd never see, or hear it again. Thanks for the upload. many memories flooding into my skull sponge. Absolute banger
i remember seeing this over a decade ago. for some reason i had to look it up again just now.
I keep watching this on repeat
The peak of music
thanks for this. i still come back here and watch it time and time again
Still love it :) Some great nostalgia here.
This song is an actual bop
I kept thinking about this song these past months and kept forgetting to return to finding it until now.
Glad it's still around, one of my first favorites on this site.
Man came from the Linkin Park vid, this was a classic from back than.
this song actually goes hard
I haven't heard this in years and yet I could remember so many of the lyrics.
this should convince you all to backup everything you do! lucky that this guy remembered to backup this video lol
it starts with
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing.
So much nostalgia in just one vid. Now if only I could refind that "Attack of the Administrators" video.
What a fucking throw back.
Well... Hello childhood memory.
No Machinima logo or watermark. Yes!
Oh my gosh... it's been so long since I first saw this. Awesome to know it's not lost!
This is my first time hearing this song, and its been like a year since ive played any portal game so im seeing this unbiased. This is really good. Solid 9/10
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! ITS NOT LOST!
Taste The Cake Status, I’m calling it.
If there isn't a taste the cake status, then I will make one myself.
So happy this exists. Thank you broheim!
This right here: Classic Machinima. Brings back the glory days of RUclips.
Just an awesome song. Pure and simple.
Please upload this to Spotify! I want it in my playlist 😂😂😂 this is still my favourite song after 17 years.
❤️ *_a lost gem found again_* ❤️
Ah yes...my original love on the internet...
Found an audio only copy of this on one of my old flash drives. Glad to see everyone here happy that it survived.
Downloaded Audiosurf on steam, old game I know.
Looked at my stats and this track was one of my most played songs.
I googled this and found this video, and INSTANTLY was punched in the face with nostalgia.
Sitting at my grandmas house in the summer of 2010 playing audiosurf in the back room before my friends came over to go swimming.
Wow.
Thanks for re-uploading. This was locked away in a part of me that has been gone for years.
Holy shit this just unlocked so many memories
Machinima. a name i haven't heard in years as it dies. but this song remains in our hearts.
Oof that nostalgia
Oh the memories! Imagine this in SFM!
Its not SFM, stupid
@@nodrognameerf he never said it was SFM, he said imagine it being in SFM
@@nodrognameerf
*_Please read carefully, stupid_* :^)
@@nodrognameerf He said "imagine this IN SFM"
You are the stupid.
Considering it's not even in sfm, the lipsynching in the original is amazing
Well this a wonderful blast from the past. Just as good as I remembered it.
So great to see it uploaded again since everything is pretty much gone from Machinima
THE HIGH QUALITY REUPLOAD! YES!!!
this takes me back to the days when I first got into Portal and I wanted the game so badly. I loved this song so much
Still holds up to this day, a masterpiece.
These songs have inadvertently inspired and influenced so much gamer kids who got into music lol remember trying to recreate this in fl studio. This and Reign of The Disruptors >>>
I'm so very happy you found it and shared it with us once again. This is a treasure. Seriously! Thank you for even creating this masterpiece, because it is!
Still have your stuff on my phone....and my old flash drive I think
Edit: yep everything is still there....decades of blame is still my jam lmao
Same here
I kept finding bootlegs of this video on youtube, but then found the man himself! it's so catchy, that chorus
Ah man the good old days...I would listen to this on repeat in between watching Half Life: Full Life Consequences. Glad to see this still exists.