As another Asian who loves mac and cheese, can't drink regular milk, and pretends to love the environment but literally drives everywhere on the North American continent because our public transportation is for anything other than transporting the public, I felt this on multiple levels.
@@deusexaethera lactose intolerant people excrete or release huge amounts of bad smelling chemicals that can be toxic like carbon dioxide and methane which are harmful to the ozone layer.
@@pk_BS Notice that it says that the comment was edited. I'm willing to believe that there are already restrictions in place because there are a plethora of bots out there still in circulation, but I'd imagine that they are only triggering on initial comment so the bot gets around that by writing something safe and then immediately editing it. So if that isn't detectable then we first need to find a way to do that.
This is facts!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Please ask if it woke up early to turn on the sun and walked 20 miles up to school back and forth. If it knows a wolf named Bob, that's Steven's dad's consciousness 😂😂😂
@@HamzaSajid123 At least he'll be seen more as a waiter since the staff in a restaurant mostly is limited while Pedestrian walks in a sea of people with no specific purpose other than background lol
@@robintitanstudios6455 Actually Waiter#3 is the one that you only briefly see as the main character is entering the restaurant... and you also only see the legs.
It's always the Timmy comparisons that get me 'he already wrote 5 and got two Nobel prizes' There really needs to be a Wiki page about him at this point
There already is, it's the most visited wiki. It single handedly caused the donations for WikiPedia to no longer be needed because the information was so good people threw money at it. Someone used the info there to start 2 businesses and earn a degree, at the same time.
"oh sorry leh they don't teach courses in *failure* " absolutely got me as well as "sending application for pedestrian #3" together with "think of the ozone layer" i feel like these 3 are historically funniest ones on this channel yet. guess that shows just how much of a *FAILURE* Steven was without his new AI assistant
when you were listing the degrees you have in acting, i was half expecting Chat ABT to send an alert to the nearest foodbank for emergency supplies :) or signing you up for unemployment benefits:) brilliant (as always)
You so broke you can't pay attention. You so broke it's just practice when people rob you. You so broke I jumped in a puddle and you said "why are you in my bath?"😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
"Mother's Day Gift Ideas" • "A Successful Son" • " A Son who is 6 feet tall" • " A Son with an actual career" HILARIOUS 😂 " Maybe u will be interested in kuma!" I dont know what that means but the ending is hilarious 😂
Its true about the Asian parent My brother is a successful software engineer with 30 years of experience and still a failure in my father eyes I just gave up 😂
Kumon really brings back some memories. I was so far ahead of the courses but I kept getting forced to attend and complete the notebooks anyway. This is the first video where I heard someone meme it, and it's fantastic.
I’m an old white guy. I’m probably not the target demographic, and who cares, I think Steven He is hilarious. This is applicable to all families that expect the best for their kids. Great channel.
To be fair, if ChatGPT sent alerts to parents or teacher when someone tried to cheat using it, that'd actually be helpful because it'd motivate them to actually work on stuff 😂
That sounds fantastic! I think it’d be fun to see how an ChatABT would differ, especially with a different cultural perspective! It would be interesting to hear its takes on things, maybe even how it answers questions or tells stories.
Totally not me noticing, pausing and inspecting the yarn stash, being satisfied with the video just by that since it triggers my imagination as fellow yarn crafter. Steven never failing to make me laugh is a bonus!
You should do a video where Steven finally decides to become a doctor but when he finally gets the job, he realizes that everything there is off brand.
I don't think this is right place for a video skit idea but I am gonna send you a skit idea :- So basically the failure i.e Steven Negotiates with the neighbour's kid who invented a time machine in the age of 9 , Steven goes to the past when his dad was 9 , to find out whether his dad really walked 20 miles to school . Steven finds his grand pa literally roasting steven's dad . The plot twist is that Steven Dad's school is just beside his house😂😅
What I love the most about Chat abt is that it can help you in every situation. It changed my life from european to asian. Thank you failure management, now I dont need a calculator anymore👍🏼
Technically speaking we will probably need 10-20 years to create AI like that ( at least. ChatGPT is build around the idea "just use big enough training database" and from that perspective it's a big failure. We need new algorithms. Example: my cat jumped from the window a few weeks ago, she is ok, but she get hurt. Now she avoid windows. We have no idea how to create an AI which can learn on a single example like that! And we have no idea how to create an AI which will learn by copying what it sees ( like Chi in Chobits ). And we have no idea how to create an AI which can maximize emotional damage. All we have is a parrot with enough memory to pass tests.
@@ezekielpike3126 so 2 years. That's like time for technology to evolve from prof-of-concept into something. That means you have access to prof-of-concept for AI which can detect interlocutor emotional weak spots , which are different for every person, do you? If it's real - hire me! )
your so funny and it honestly makes my day better to watch your videos and my little brother is obsessed with you and he has now perfected your asian accent and drives my family crazy by constantly talking "i don't have the time or the crayon to explain this too you" rlly got me 😂
"Give me money and stop being lazy, do it yourself" is a brilliant conclusion on the modern exploitation of labour. Chat ABT is truly a next gen AI.
You are the only person who’s gotten that joke in the comments 👑
@@StevenHe LMAO MANS HERE
Steven has hilarious comedic instinct about next gen AI
@@StevenHe xd
So true
"what should I get for mother's day?" "A successful son"
Everyone felt that.
It was so funny i actually laughed hard after my 24 hour crying.
Nope.
Only those of you with abusive Asian parents.
(I lived in China 7 years...).
We all did.
we also felt the "a son whos 6 feet tall"
I Like how we felt this on so many different levels 💀
Room temperature IQ. Is it low or is it high.
It is low
High
Below avarage
Very high
Low.
Hahaha love this 😂
Nigel has arrived
hi uncle roger
Hi
Uncle Roger and Every asian adult will be replaced by chat apt
Hello hello Uncle Roger!😂😂😂
"I don't have the time, nor the crayon, to explain this to you."
Could be my new motto.
190 likes and no comments lemme fix that
Must be a Chinese Marine AI.
ChatPTSD really tries to deliver the most depressive sentences it could possibly say. and I love it.
Actually, being an Asian, I kinda agree with ChatAPT.
That’s terrifying 😅
Mothers day coming up, you have any ideas for a good gift?
A successful son.
Holy shit, trauma by facts.
ChatABT is definitely a male! :D
ChatPTSD is what I'll call normal chatGPT now
“It’s Mother’s Day got a good gift idea?”
“A successful son”
That felt like a personal attack to me
Your not alone 😂
Hahaha failures together strong
That was EMOTIONAL FATALITY
IKR 😭
The more the merrier
Steven, this was hilarious. Your videos are gold. Keep it up man
"You can't digest lactose"
"I can handle a little bit"
"Think of the ozone layer"
This exchange killed me 😂😂
As another Asian who loves mac and cheese, can't drink regular milk, and pretends to love the environment but literally drives everywhere on the North American continent because our public transportation is for anything other than transporting the public, I felt this on multiple levels.
I don't get the ozone layer reference.
@@deusexaethera lactose intolerant people excrete or release huge amounts of bad smelling chemicals that can be toxic like carbon dioxide and methane which are harmful to the ozone layer.
@@joykills770 what??? :D
@@DanielaJanouskova they fart
“We have Power Rangers at home.”
STANDING OVATION FOR that sequence.
@KaIImekirs 🅥 Kallme KIRS? Seriously?
Yup. We actually made bootleg godzilla
@@StevenHe It was great! 👏🏽
That was a comedy gold moment right there. XD
@KaIImekirs 🅥 I know you're probably a "Kallmekris" bot but thanks for the nice song. :)
AI is out of control. With this level of emotional damage even Steve's dad is going to lose his job to a machine
Honestly... this could make a good follow up skit... Steven's Dad vs. Chat ABT to see who can give the most emotional damage to Steven.
I guess we can say AI is out of control. But hey, this guy is Asian, but his artificial intelligence impression makes him AIsan
Well can it walk 20 miles uphill both ways? didn't think so
@@thatguyalex2835nice one😅
@@SyunGupta On one leg while starting a business
„I don’t have the time or the CRAYON to explain this to you“ just awesome 😂
A.I. equals Artifical Intelligence ❌
A.I. equals Asian Intelligence ✅
🤣
Jack Ma - A.I equals Alibaba Intelligence 💀
So true 💀
oh I smell BITCH IN HERE
Asian Insult
“Oh Mother’s Day is coming up, any ideas for a good gift” “a successful son” that line was insane, I could feel stevens emotional damage
This one hit right in the kokoro
😂
@@jacksonzarckanov5763 Is that kokoro means heart?
@@trojankl yep, in japanese if im not mistaken
I loved how Steven was astounded when the AI knew he got up at 2pm like it was the answer to world peace or something lol
ChatABT just hacks cameras and judges me 24/7
@@StevenHe can u like ban these bots btw I love your vids
@KaIImekirs 🅥 shut up smh
@@pk_BS Notice that it says that the comment was edited. I'm willing to believe that there are already restrictions in place because there are a plethora of bots out there still in circulation, but I'd imagine that they are only triggering on initial comment so the bot gets around that by writing something safe and then immediately editing it. So if that isn't detectable then we first need to find a way to do that.
Haha
Who do you bring? Your cat?
😂😂😂😂
“I don’t have the time nor the crayon to explain this to you!” 😂😂😂😂 I’m using that from now on!!!!
I've seen a shirt that says "let me break it down into crayons" 😂
@@TheKrispyfort I saw that on Beau (Beau of the Fifth Column)
Gold!
That is my favorite, which I will use and cite Steven He.
Steven never fails to make us laugh, no matter what things he does fail in.
Steven's dad would be slightly less disappointed.
@KaIImekirs 🅥 bot
@Not RickRoll 🅥 not what I expected but ok
This roast is toasty but the bots made me unable to genuinely laugh and smile 😅
Let's be real; slightly less disappointed is still disappointment to his dad
What the hail you say? Making people laugh?
AI is not dangerous.
ChatAPT: Hold my emotional damage
HAHAHA just wait till this hits the App Store
@@StevenHe wsp, op vid xd
@@StevenHe bro its gonna hit the Huawei App gallery
😆😅🤣😂
@@StevenHe it's gonna need some repair work lol
My math teacher tried using chatgpt to solve a math problem and what we ended up was basically: “solve it yourself”
She will never make it in life 👎 👎 👎 👎 👎
The camera hovering across your face is simply the best 😂
better than all the rest?
better that anyone
Anyone I've ever met?
@KaIlmekrisNo checkmark, get good, get Sherlock'd
XD
This is basically ChatGPT with emotional damage level roasting. Great job on the video!
Steven’s dad is the kind of guy to upload part of his consciousness into a computer to make a bootleg AI 😂
HA Asian GPT
Ello verified human
Mans Cave Johnson LOL
GLADoS
This is facts!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please ask if it woke up early to turn on the sun and walked 20 miles up to school back and forth. If it knows a wolf named Bob, that's Steven's dad's consciousness 😂😂😂
"Maybe you'll be interested in... KumON!!!"
**emotional damage activated**
"a successfull son" for Mothers Day got me crying, ill consider giving that to my mom next year.
HAHAHAH that’s a good idea
@@StevenHe I’ll do that to lmao
Sure my parents can have a successful son, and I also want 1 Million pounds for my bday but I won't get that neither 😜
Congratulations! So you’re going to be a big brother next year? 🥳
In my case she would probably return me because she already has one... ;-)
That "Pedestrian #4" to "Waiter #3" was an upgrade! You actually get a speaking part in that second one 😂
but what if the "waiter #3" was just a waiter going here and there in a restaurant and delivering food? (without speaking any lines)
@@HamzaSajid123 At least he'll be seen more as a waiter since the staff in a restaurant mostly is limited while Pedestrian walks in a sea of people with no specific purpose other than background lol
@@robintitanstudios6455 Actually Waiter#3 is the one that you only briefly see as the main character is entering the restaurant... and you also only see the legs.
Waiter #4, pedestrian #3
Kitchen management #5
That mother's day thing was BRUTAL😅😂
I had to pause for a moment to take a breather
LOLOLOLOLOL
Could have mentioned grandkids, but would that hit too hard? Him being alone.
It hit home like crazy....
I love how he keeps on using it like it won't just absolutely roast him.
ChatABT seems to be designed to learn everything it can about you to deliver the most effective emotional damage. Absolutely genius.
ChatAED then
Every company working in failure management should have a subscription for ChatABT!
VERY EFFECTIVE
@@Minetendo_Fan If he called it ChatEDT
[Chat emotional damage transmittor] it could have worked as well
*ChatAPT
AsianGPT is actually pretty solid - it constantly reminds you of modesty by insulting your every success in life with collateral emotional damage :D
What success? Haha
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
It's always the Timmy comparisons that get me 'he already wrote 5 and got two Nobel prizes' There really needs to be a Wiki page about him at this point
Also the spacey music as if it's thinking really hard about the question, and then it's just like ' R u dumb? a five year old could solve this!' TvT
There already is, it's the most visited wiki. It single handedly caused the donations for WikiPedia to no longer be needed because the information was so good people threw money at it. Someone used the info there to start 2 businesses and earn a degree, at the same time.
@@UniversalJuan Timmy's son did that
He was only one year old.
2:45 Bro really had an emotional damage and was getting cyberbullied
Those faces tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The mothers day jokes almost made me wake up the entire house because of how hard it made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣
The emotional damage picture beside it made it even better XD
Same. And then cry inside afterwards
OK thought it was just me. I have to pause the videos so I can shut up then go on to the next joke.
Same
Same
"oh sorry leh they don't teach courses in *failure* " absolutely got me as well as "sending application for pedestrian #3"
together with "think of the ozone layer" i feel like these 3 are historically funniest ones on this channel yet.
guess that shows just how much of a *FAILURE* Steven was without his new AI assistant
0:56 "sEnDIng AlERt tO yoUR tEAcher", nice move😂
0:57 Teacher alert 1:03 Sending alert ⚠️ 📢 to your parents at 2am
"I don't have the time nor the crayon to explain this to you" had me choking 🤣 😂
Edit: Yooo 100 likes ty
Lmao 😂😂😂
Was looking for this comment lol. Same.
so f cringe to thank for likes...... so sooooooo cringe...
At this rate, Steven's Dad can publicly announce that he owns the word 'Failure', both literally and physically
At this point I doubt anyone will dispute that
@@StevenHe Plese don't trademark that. it's hard to pay being a failure.....
Perfect
2:58 if emotional damage had a face.
the amount of emotional damage that happened is insane
when you were listing the degrees you have in acting, i was half expecting Chat ABT to send an alert to the nearest foodbank for emergency supplies :)
or signing you up for unemployment benefits:)
brilliant (as always)
"Mothers day is coming up, got any ideas for a cool gift?"
"a successful son"
that, that is emotional damage extreme
I just love how he continues to use it even though it’s doing nothing but insulting him 😭
💥eMoTiOnAl DaMaGe! 💥
Is because it reminds him of his father. 😄
"Sending applications to Starbucks" got me dying 💀💀
My cat confirms that he wants to go to a restaurant with you, as long as he gets chicken and you are paying.
You so broke you can't pay attention. You so broke it's just practice when people rob you. You so broke I jumped in a puddle and you said "why are you in my bath?"😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
"They don't teach courses in failure" that had me laughing bro also wise words
I mean technically we all learn failure 😂
Any concept that gets the maximum number of putdowns from Steven's dad into a video is a solid gold concept.
"Think of the ozone layer"
Took me a minute, then I was hit with the full weight of that EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
methane
I didn't get it tho👀
Can sb tell me? pls
@@unbreakable.3132 I think it refers to the "pollution" he will release from "tolerating" lactose
Chat ABT: roasts him
Steven: y-you have anything e-else?
I DIED (2:44)
I'm gonna be an actor! Any advice?
*Sending application to Starbucks.*
10/10
Haha right in the emotional damage
Lol
YOU NEED TO BE IN A MOVIE😂😂😂😂
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Funniest video yet
0:26 "You got advanced AI and you're using me like a 19€ CASIO!" 😂😂😂😂😂
Got me weezerd 💀
"Mother's Day Gift Ideas"
• "A Successful Son"
• " A Son who is 6 feet tall"
• " A Son with an actual career"
HILARIOUS 😂
" Maybe u will be interested in kuma!" I dont know what that means but the ending is hilarious 😂
Kuma might mean a bear. possibly a dangerous bear pet.
i think it's kumon, look it up
According to goolag, it is basically a cram school for young kids.
it is Kumon, an after school education company, most asisan kids study there, well actually dont extra questions repeatly.
Kumon
Mother’s Day gifts had me gasping for air cus I couldn’t stop laughing
0:31 "I don't have the time nor the crayon to explain this to you." Sheeeesh the attitude 😂
AsianAPT is definitely created by the Asian Parents...💀
APT stands for Asian Parenting Technology
Its true about the Asian parent
My brother is a successful software engineer with 30 years of experience and still a failure in my father eyes
I just gave up 😂
Bro never failed to make us laugh
Kumon really brings back some memories. I was so far ahead of the courses but I kept getting forced to attend and complete the notebooks anyway. This is the first video where I heard someone meme it, and it's fantastic.
Brilliant! I need to share this with my students during our discussion about AI and academic dishonesty so that they don't become FAILURES!
Emotional Damage 2:45
The joke about not having enough crayon was so subtle but it cracked me up so hard 😂
whom do you gonna bring, your cat?
Me: emotional damage...
"Pedestrian number 3"
ChatABT knows how to deliver maximal emotional damage.
WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE HOUSEHOLD WITH THIS ONE
Now imagine a ChatAPT x GLaDOS fusion. The EMOTIONAL DAMAGE would be off the charts! Steven, you gotta make this happen!
I’m an old white guy. I’m probably not the target demographic, and who cares, I think Steven He is hilarious.
This is applicable to all families that expect the best for their kids.
Great channel.
This was the best. I want to start a theory where future AI becomes sentient and is verbally belligerent and snarky, instead of hostile and homicidal.
To be fair, if ChatGPT sent alerts to parents or teacher when someone tried to cheat using it, that'd actually be helpful because it'd motivate them to actually work on stuff 😂
you should be worry if an AI know these number
@@DrkShd 😳
Lol i wish they had chat gpt when I was in school.
@@BarbaricRugSame, I hate putting in time and effort on something I don’t want to do 😂
Ginormo making an appearance in this sketch made my day😂👏💜
That sounds fantastic! I think it’d be fun to see how an ChatABT would differ, especially with a different cultural perspective! It would be interesting to hear its takes on things, maybe even how it answers questions or tells stories.
ChatGPT: KUMA
Steven He: NOOO-
3:34 😂 got me dying 😂
Ai said kumon
"You have room temperature IQ."
Laughs in Kelvin 🤣
love that one! :)
I swear Steven's acting and skits are getting better and better each damn video!
I haven't laughed in awhile so this helped :)
this series never dies. keep it up steven
1:36 “sending applications to comedy club because that’s hilarious”
Stevens Dad should adopt a dog, train it, and then roast Steven about how much better/more successful the dog is.😂
"I don't have the time or crayons to explain this to you!" That is soo funny 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍
That was a great line
Totally not me noticing, pausing and inspecting the yarn stash, being satisfied with the video just by that since it triggers my imagination as fellow yarn crafter. Steven never failing to make me laugh is a bonus!
You should do a video where Steven finally decides to become a doctor but when he finally gets the job, he realizes that everything there is off brand.
By the way, it should have been Chat GPA
Yea that actually happens to me alot
I don't think this is right place for a video skit idea but I am gonna send you a skit idea :- So basically the failure i.e Steven Negotiates with the neighbour's kid who invented a time machine in the age of 9 , Steven goes to the past when his dad was 9 , to find out whether his dad really walked 20 miles to school . Steven finds his grand pa literally roasting steven's dad . The plot twist is that Steven Dad's school is just beside his house😂😅
haha great twist
@2:30 generate me a morning routine
chatapt: wake up at 2:00 PM
ok how do you know that...
I need this for my school so i won’t get scolded again.
"-I'M GONNA BE AN ACTOR
- SENDING APPLICATION TO STARBUCKS"
EMPTIONNAL DAMAGE 💀💀💀
I patiently await the day we see Steven He in a quality film on the big screen. It'll be legendary.
Rachel Bloom went from making comedy RUclips skits to creating and starring in an Emmy-winning TV show. It can definitely happen.
Steven He in Shang Chi 2.
As waiter #4.
The close ups make me think how close he is to becoming a bigger failure to his father 😂
No way, I got a heart, I'm better lol
"Number 1: kumon" got me with that one
I actually want an AI dedicated to roasting now. This is S-tier material.
What I love the most about Chat abt is that it can help you in every situation. It changed my life from european to asian. Thank you failure management, now I dont need a calculator anymore👍🏼
The fact that they laugh behind the scenes as well tells us precisely what a good sense of human Steven has!
sense of human ?
ChatADHD would low-key fit me perfectly lmao 🤣
Not gonna lie, this is EXACTLY what we need as humans. ChatGPT 2.0
Technically speaking we will probably need 10-20 years to create AI like that ( at least. ChatGPT is build around the idea "just use big enough training database" and from that perspective it's a big failure. We need new algorithms. Example: my cat jumped from the window a few weeks ago, she is ok, but she get hurt. Now she avoid windows. We have no idea how to create an AI which can learn on a single example like that! And we have no idea how to create an AI which will learn by copying what it sees ( like Chi in Chobits ). And we have no idea how to create an AI which can maximize emotional damage. All we have is a parrot with enough memory to pass tests.
@@ТестТестович-г2о 🤓
Could be done by 2025
@@ezekielpike3126 so 2 years. That's like time for technology to evolve from prof-of-concept into something. That means you have access to prof-of-concept for AI which can detect interlocutor emotional weak spots , which are different for every person, do you?
If it's real - hire me! )
@@ezekielpike3126already on 5 or 6 no?
1:59 Emotional Damage👀
your so funny and it honestly makes my day better to watch your videos and my little brother is obsessed with you and he has now perfected your asian accent and drives my family crazy by constantly talking
"i don't have the time or the crayon to explain this too you" rlly got me 😂
Bro really cold his own show power rangers at home
"Ok..can you solve it or not?!"
Would've said the exact same thing 😂
The gifts for the Mother just killed me. 😂😂
A successful son! lmao
"I don't have the time nor the crayon to explain to you" that line broke me.
0:44 bro you can clearly see its writing😂😂
Taking the piss out of Kumon mercilessly 😂
I like how these videos make you laugh outside but cry inside.
bro that face at 0:51 💀💀💀💀
🗿
Anime when they started a gun fight:
Ever since I started watching your videos I’ve been doing the Asian accent