If Gen Alpha Was Asian

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe  3 месяца назад +1388

    Check out Opera Web Browser here: opr.as/Opera-browser-stevenhe

    • @Goldorak_hobo42777
      @Goldorak_hobo42777 3 месяца назад +2

      Are you Asian ?

    • @Zechariah_60
      @Zechariah_60 3 месяца назад +6

      Nice

    • @gabrielcortes6308
      @gabrielcortes6308 3 месяца назад +2

      XD nice job with this video i like it

    • @DrFriends17
      @DrFriends17 3 месяца назад +2

      I love your videos Steven ❤

    • @drifter46
      @drifter46 3 месяца назад +1

      video uploaded 4 mins ago
      comment sent 1 hour ago
      sounds about right

  • @רפאל-ב
    @רפאל-ב 3 месяца назад +10243

    "I can feel my brain cells making toast in the bathtub" somehow perfectly captures how it feels

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe  3 месяца назад +5163

    Can confirm after spending hours googling and writing this video, I am now fluent in Gen alpha

    • @acethetitle
      @acethetitle 3 месяца назад +139

      Comes back 12 hours to check his video ? U A FAILURE !!!
      Jokes aside, I loved the sound effects in this skit. I wish I spoke (American) Gen-Alpha; I am Asian.
      Also, was Asian Dad coping with the fact that he and his phrases are "relics" to his students at the end of this video ?

    • @NonBinary_Star
      @NonBinary_Star 3 месяца назад +61

      This should get a RUclips 🏆 every line delivered, landed 😂💀 the physical humour too soo good

    • @Scrapeur
      @Scrapeur 3 месяца назад +25

      rest in peace

    • @ChimeraLotietheBunny
      @ChimeraLotietheBunny 3 месяца назад +15

      Respect

    • @ab6ixblindforloveismyultja641
      @ab6ixblindforloveismyultja641 3 месяца назад +37

      Thanks for your sacrifice

  • @keyblademasterclark
    @keyblademasterclark 3 месяца назад +3594

    "I am a Blue-Eyes White Dragon and I will send you to the shadow realm!" I didn't know Steven's dad was Kaiba. That actually explains SO much

    • @bluu-ink
      @bluu-ink 3 месяца назад +128

      Yep. The blazer, the name calling everyone a failure (3rd rate duelist). I can see a Kaiba meme sprouting from this.

    • @TheCrispAlien
      @TheCrispAlien 3 месяца назад +73

      And rich and head of a company that generates tons of money through questionable means. And accomplishes ridiculous feats, like building an elevator to the moon.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 месяца назад +490

      A nice throwback to us millennials

    • @jordanwebster4170
      @jordanwebster4170 3 месяца назад +60

      ​@@StevenHe can't wait for the Beijing corn duel disk system to drop

    • @agentraydg839
      @agentraydg839 3 месяца назад +7

      @@StevenHe yeah that's right!

  • @BellaMylene
    @BellaMylene 2 месяца назад +535

    “Try brainmaxing”was perfect😭

    • @JerryIsTheBestLol
      @JerryIsTheBestLol 2 месяца назад +1

      fr

    • @JB-DJ
      @JB-DJ 5 дней назад

      how do milk fantom tax my dad?!? WHAT DO HAILL

  • @AnInternetMod
    @AnInternetMod 3 месяца назад +3608

    "Yo, let me cook though."
    "YOUR GRADES MORE COOKED THAN A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN" 🗣🔥🔥🔥

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 месяца назад +16

      My farts are better than Steven’s farts 💨

    • @AnInternetMod
      @AnInternetMod 3 месяца назад +1

      @@p-__ wh.

    •  3 месяца назад +9

      the warriors jersey that says number 8, failure 😂

    • @ibrahimali3192
      @ibrahimali3192 3 месяца назад +10

      want free clout and likes? Just copy whatever line was said in the video and copy paste it into the comments! Maybe add a few emojis.

    • @LawfulBased
      @LawfulBased 3 месяца назад +3

      Oh s°°° when they all started repeating the emotional damage qoute, I became one of them for a minute. 😅

  • @chloeprice9544
    @chloeprice9544 3 месяца назад +1403

    “Why don’t you try brainmaxxing”
    Idk why but that was funnier than it should’ve been 💀

  • @thebeesknies
    @thebeesknies 3 месяца назад +1927

    3:02 my brain can't take these words with this accent, someone help me 😭

  • @メY乙
    @メY乙 2 месяца назад +293

    "Keep mewing and you unlock homeless rizz" was personal 💀

  • @dominicamerasinghe8337
    @dominicamerasinghe8337 3 месяца назад +1423

    '' I have Senu. It's pretty serious, actually.'' ''Wha- what's Senu?'' ''Senu TO JESUS !'' had me dying...🤣🤣

    • @KevPool
      @KevPool 3 месяца назад +13

      My new favorite thing he now says 😂

    • @drakeyin40
      @drakeyin40 3 месяца назад +7

      Best one out of the lot

    • @jaslol6754
      @jaslol6754 3 месяца назад +2

      I had to try so hard not to laugh out loud at this

    • @Flip16-z5q
      @Flip16-z5q 2 месяца назад +2

      It’s like the old “what’s Nunya?” “Nunya beeswax!”

    • @aidansadventures3009
      @aidansadventures3009 2 месяца назад

      Fr

  • @megan_l_yt
    @megan_l_yt 3 месяца назад +1557

    Fun fact at 2:41: That’s 25 me’s chanting “emotional damage” at the same time. I legit had a proper recording session for those, with a condenser microphone, headphones and click track. I even mixed them and panned them off to the sides, so that the middle of the stereo field wouldn’t be so crowded.
    If you have no idea what any of that means, don’t worry. I go to music school, so I’m just applying what I’ve learned so far.

    • @quillerance
      @quillerance 3 месяца назад +46

      Bros a time traveler

    • @O4_gamer
      @O4_gamer 3 месяца назад +20

      The video just came out how are 1 hour early

    • @AnonymousDude123
      @AnonymousDude123 3 месяца назад +19

      it cane out 24 seconds ago HOW DID YOU GET TO 2:41

    • @LeoraLindsey
      @LeoraLindsey 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@quillerancefr tho

    • @Mr.Thomastanfan
      @Mr.Thomastanfan 3 месяца назад +7

      How did u time travel

  • @josebeteta8283
    @josebeteta8283 3 месяца назад +700

    2:51 I don’t know how live footage of Steven reacting to his own rise to stardom got into this video, but I’m here for it 😂

    • @LeeFeather
      @LeeFeather 3 месяца назад +18

      it's Steven's turn to say “What Da Hail You Say To Me”💯🔥👌 👏👏👏🤣

    • @ryana5435
      @ryana5435 3 месяца назад +2

      This gave me Joker movie vibes

  • @PixelLeague12
    @PixelLeague12 Месяц назад +14

    1:22 I love how a piece of the frame that fell chipped off

  • @MOD_UE_Amor_Aswell
    @MOD_UE_Amor_Aswell 3 месяца назад +463

    Emotional damage is still the best meme we’ve ever got! Thank you for emotional damage

    • @ayushthealpha3574
      @ayushthealpha3574 3 месяца назад +4

      HE WILL SEND YOU TO JEEESUS LAH

    • @Arguments_only
      @Arguments_only 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@ayushthealpha3574 dollar menu sounds about right 😅

    • @Umarblade
      @Umarblade 2 месяца назад

      YO, MY SKIBIDI W RIZZ 10 GYAT better thank your aura

  • @bladegleeson
    @bladegleeson 3 месяца назад +708

    "Keep mewing, and you unlock homeless rizz".
    "Fortnite? Keep playing, it will be nite nite for you!"
    "I can feel my brain cells making toast in the bathtub".
    "I'm a blue-eyed white dragonn, and I will send you to the Shadow Realm...!"
    Those lines cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BG03_
    @BG03_ 3 месяца назад +851

    "Fortnite!? Keep playing and it will be _grabs sword_ NITE NITE FOR YOU!!"
    i can't xD

    • @czyrouneblakem.sanchez9379
      @czyrouneblakem.sanchez9379 3 месяца назад +12

      That one killed me too 😂😂😂☠️☠️💀

    • @priuskiller426
      @priuskiller426 3 месяца назад +8

      I played that part back so many times.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 месяца назад +1

      My farts are better than Steven’s farts 💨

    • @wiktolego
      @wiktolego 3 месяца назад

      That was Gold

    • @crabking3525
      @crabking3525 Месяц назад +1

      "Where you live?! Tilted Towers?"

  • @NuriaFraga3
    @NuriaFraga3 2 месяца назад +37

    "Teach I'm just looksmaxxing"
    "Try brainmaxxing" got me

  • @acleaverandshard6794
    @acleaverandshard6794 3 месяца назад +1683

    Nah, they would make every single teacher quit.

    • @kallmekatt_318
      @kallmekatt_318 3 месяца назад +118

      they already are

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq 3 месяца назад +82

      In my Gen Z days, I have seen Teachers tougher that they actually gave me a serious emotional damage and they are not even Asians 😭😭😭

    • @wagonwheel9499
      @wagonwheel9499 3 месяца назад +95

      I’m a middle school teacher and I hear “What the Sigma?” about 200x a day

    • @acleaverandshard6794
      @acleaverandshard6794 3 месяца назад +70

      @@wagonwheel9499 I feel sorry for you and wish you the best of luck.

    • @kabuto23ful
      @kabuto23ful 3 месяца назад +21

      Get vietnam era drill instructors, and watch the fun unfold, "to easy HALF RIGHT"

  • @georgefield4368
    @georgefield4368 3 месяца назад +386

    “Emotional damage” will always be an unforgotten meme

    • @GolamTasin
      @GolamTasin 3 месяца назад +4

      Yessss

    • @darraghkeenan3524
      @darraghkeenan3524 3 месяца назад +5

      "Emotional damage" will live on!
      ... probably longer than we will

    • @NiaSwift
      @NiaSwift 3 месяца назад +1

      i give it like 4 years, max

    • @bitsuuuuuu
      @bitsuuuuuu 3 месяца назад +2

      The meme still be alive even Steven is no longer

    • @QLMTA
      @QLMTA 2 месяца назад

      I even heard kids at my daughters primary school mimic it over here in the Netherlands 💀

  • @nebula7197
    @nebula7197 3 месяца назад +345

    I love how the board says:
    Failure #101
    a²+b²=Disappointment
    (you)=Failure
    Failure=🩴
    *can of Beijing Corn* =📈

    • @angelhernandez6088
      @angelhernandez6088 3 месяца назад +4

      XD

    • @ThatCrazyWooper49
      @ThatCrazyWooper49 3 месяца назад +10

      Aw yes, the true intellectual course I signed up for.

    • @bagel503
      @bagel503 2 месяца назад +1

      I also liked how one of the students was wearing an insane amount of ties around his head XD

  • @ShwetaPandya-ku6hz
    @ShwetaPandya-ku6hz 4 дня назад +5

    0:10 lol he struggled to look at the camera without smiling

  • @RJN.
    @RJN. 3 месяца назад +1445

    This man is famous for two words, emotional damage

  • @Txflyingmonkey23
    @Txflyingmonkey23 3 месяца назад +345

    “I got w rizz”
    “Keep mewing and then u unlock homeless rizz”
    Got me rolling all on the floor😂😂

    • @MotiScoutTdx
      @MotiScoutTdx 3 месяца назад +3

      yea, i won't mew a lot now.

  • @ToxicPea
    @ToxicPea 3 месяца назад +230

    I love how Steven just KICKS the whiteboard out of pure frustration 😂
    The zingers in this one were really good!

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 месяца назад +57

      Yeah that whiteboard was destroyed by the end of the video

    • @ToxicPea
      @ToxicPea 3 месяца назад +15

      @@StevenHe RIP whiteboard took too much EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.

    • @ThePr0_0149
      @ThePr0_0149 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@ToxicPea*braindamage

    • @NJDJ1986
      @NJDJ1986 3 месяца назад +2

      @@StevenHe RIP Whiteboard ✝️

    • @HubertWalder-kf3dx
      @HubertWalder-kf3dx 3 месяца назад +1

      [*]

  • @Juhan.l
    @Juhan.l 2 месяца назад +148

    3:13 voicecrack LOL

  • @FruntloyLikesYT
    @FruntloyLikesYT 3 месяца назад +657

    “How you gonna fanum tax my vibe tho” Teacher : “Kyle just like how the milk fanum taxed your dad” 😂🤣

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 месяца назад +4

      My farts are better than Steven’s farts 💨

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 месяца назад +85

      You got that one😅

    • @bruh4138
      @bruh4138 3 месяца назад +14

      ​@@StevenHe if you had a gf would she be called StevenShe

    • @falaya22
      @falaya22 22 дня назад +1

      ​@@StevenHe I will send you to Jesus

  • @elijahvincent7622
    @elijahvincent7622 3 месяца назад +245

    Steven’s Dad: I have Senu it’s serious
    Student: Senu what’s that
    Steven’s Dad: Senu TO JESUS 😂😂😂

    • @tallguygreg
      @tallguygreg 3 месяца назад +4

      Best line of the video right here!! 😅😅😅

  • @Itsbriii928
    @Itsbriii928 3 месяца назад +288

    2:45 "👏🏽-👏🏽-👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE" in the background took me out 😂

  • @UnfortunateBob35
    @UnfortunateBob35 2 месяца назад +63

    The 'what the sigma?' at the end was amazing. This is the video that best represents gen alpha language. A masterpiece.

    • @Flip16-z5q
      @Flip16-z5q 2 месяца назад

      Why is it so accurate🤣

  • @redfoxladdie
    @redfoxladdie 3 месяца назад +177

    "you won't be livvy-ing in a minute"
    No he promising this folks 😂

  • @leahmcpherson7560
    @leahmcpherson7560 3 месяца назад +182

    "I can feel my braincells making toast in the bathtub" was BRILLIANT! I cannot wait to use that. Great job!

    • @CharliesOpus
      @CharliesOpus 3 месяца назад +2

      Thanks to these videos I now tell my kid all the time “I raised a donut” and he tells me I “sound like how dust tastes”.
      They’re perfect insults that you can’t help but laugh at; I hope you get plenty of opportunity to use this new one!

  • @robmangeri777
    @robmangeri777 3 месяца назад +845

    I love the look of Steven watching himself initiate 5% of the vocabulary of an entire generation.

    • @selohcin
      @selohcin 3 месяца назад +22

      He didn't make this stuff up. It's how all the "cool" 12-year-olds talk.

    • @zwiebellachrymose001
      @zwiebellachrymose001 3 месяца назад +24

      @@selohcin i am 12 and i don't understand a single word. am i not real? am i only a simulation? is reality even exists?

    • @Evie67
      @Evie67 3 месяца назад +9

      @@zwiebellachrymose001me every single day:

    • @lewiszhou4056
      @lewiszhou4056 2 месяца назад +13

      @@zwiebellachrymose001 Thats good if you don't understand a single world, I'm 16 and I understand like two words which is already too many

    • @Flip16-z5q
      @Flip16-z5q 2 месяца назад +6

      Yeah as someone who’s not technically either gen alpha or gen z, half my class says these things and I’m in the half that doesn’t. I only (sort of) understand some of it because some classmates explained it to me. It’s just so dumb.

  • @veersingh6049
    @veersingh6049 Месяц назад +10

    "Please Gyat yourself together, guys"
    Just Epic

  • @mattybplayzrblx
    @mattybplayzrblx 3 месяца назад +205

    Senu TO JESUS caught me off guard when he yelled 😆.

  • @Faker404-sans
    @Faker404-sans 3 месяца назад +602

    0:45 bro really said keep mewing and you will unlock homeless rizz 😂😂😂😂

    • @HowToCube99
      @HowToCube99 3 месяца назад +12

      More like
      Ohio

    • @someweirdstuff1256
      @someweirdstuff1256 3 месяца назад +2

      🤖

    • @gezza18
      @gezza18 3 месяца назад +5

      Mewing isn’t even Gen Alpha. It’s been around for at least 10 years

    • @mariorockersxd4919
      @mariorockersxd4919 3 месяца назад +4

      Wow really? I had no idea! It’s not like that’s the exact words that came out of his mouth or anything.

    • @RemJai1234
      @RemJai1234 3 месяца назад

      @@gezza18 wha?
      i've never heard it before until 2024
      and i've been online for quiet awhile

  • @ojasdagale9174
    @ojasdagale9174 3 месяца назад +77

    "You are on edge of Unemployment ".😂😂
    His Videos just keep getting better and it's worth the wait.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 месяца назад +21

      Sorry these longform ones are taking a while, I’ve been uploading ~1 short sketch a day on RUclips shorts and ig reels

    • @IzzyakaSpookyGurlQueenal-lh3dh
      @IzzyakaSpookyGurlQueenal-lh3dh 3 месяца назад +1

      its ok Mr He! Ur comedy is always making me feel better after dealing with my idiot brother every day

  • @ClaireCao
    @ClaireCao Месяц назад +10

    2:11 emotional damage!

  • @thedefaultplayer5273
    @thedefaultplayer5273 3 месяца назад +123

    honestly, Steven's scriptwriting is insane. I'm taking a course that focuses on scriptwriting and storytelling, so Steven is a HUGE inspiration 😂 😂

  • @CheungOrville-zu1kg
    @CheungOrville-zu1kg 3 месяца назад +301

    As an Asian student in HK, I can definitely confirm that gen alpha is absolutely messed up, and we need Steven as our teacher💀

    • @apostrophe-of-calamity
      @apostrophe-of-calamity 3 месяца назад +16

      As a Gen Alpha I kind of agree with our generation being a bit crazy, and I feel like us imitating popular people is negative for the already bad mental health going around these days, I don't think that we're messed up, respectfully. As there are still so many acts of kindness going around today (someone of my generation I didn't know well bought me lunch the other day for no reason), and while people are wearing tighter masks they are also still spreading joy. My main concern for my generation is our mental health on a personal level, as I feel like it's hard to get real with others due to social stigmas.
      Thanks for reading, if you did. Or thanks either way for reading this part :)

    • @alec8451
      @alec8451 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@apostrophe-of-calamity How are you two so wise? Lol you're 12!

    • @apostrophe-of-calamity
      @apostrophe-of-calamity 2 месяца назад

      @@alec8451 Thanks for the compliment :)

    • @alec8451
      @alec8451 2 месяца назад +1

      @Nexahexaflexa Agreed. I'm a millenial too and I used to get my early memes from The Demented Cartoon Movie, Homestar Runner, Don Herrzfeldt's Rejected and Ebaum's World (REALLY dating myself here). I was like 10-12 when those were a thing. Same exact sense of humor.

    • @alec8451
      @alec8451 2 месяца назад

      @Nexahexaflexa Is that the Important Videos playlist?

  • @ismailkassem253
    @ismailkassem253 3 месяца назад +195

    0:50 “FORTNITE?! Keep playing and it’ll be NITE NITE For YOU!!”
    That joke had me rolling, great script writing!

    • @Agentknuckles1
      @Agentknuckles1 Месяц назад

      I wonder why the timed comment section didn't show this until I posted my own 0:51 comment 🤔

  • @alexiserlexcc
    @alexiserlexcc 24 дня назад +4

    Hey the “Senu to Jesus” joke was funny and original. I cant wait for my “friends” to repeat them 6-7 times every hour of the fucking day for the next month or two

  • @lightningleopard
    @lightningleopard 3 месяца назад +132

    2:54 this part was giving me some Homelander vibes 😅😂

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 месяца назад +32

      Yessir

    • @FLAME_049
      @FLAME_049 3 месяца назад +4

      If Homelander was Asian​@@StevenHe

    • @Synode21
      @Synode21 3 месяца назад +2

      Same here, that was nicely done.

    • @Harbin_07
      @Harbin_07 3 месяца назад

      ​@@StevenHe Stevenlander

    • @ryana5435
      @ryana5435 3 месяца назад

      This part gave me Joker movie vibes

  • @lulu_flowers
    @lulu_flowers 3 месяца назад +140

    1:06 “better than negative poor-a” 😂

  • @matercan5649
    @matercan5649 3 месяца назад +103

    As someone who spent like a good 2 hours researching all gen alpha slang, as you do, I can claim that this video is actually fairly accurate with the meaning of the words

    • @eancloud3529
      @eancloud3529 3 месяца назад +7

      Impressive scholar

    • @jonypalmseed
      @jonypalmseed 3 месяца назад +11

      Wait, they actually talk like that?
      I thought it was a joke

    • @leviberg2377
      @leviberg2377 3 месяца назад +19

      @@jonypalmseed As a middle school teacher...yes, they do.

    • @eancloud3529
      @eancloud3529 3 месяца назад +8

      @@jonypalmseed Their whole generation is a joke

    • @Roman_Einstein
      @Roman_Einstein 3 месяца назад +11

      ​​@@leviberg2377and as a middle schooler I can confirm that my generation is stoo-bid

  • @Dontmesswith_ness
    @Dontmesswith_ness 2 месяца назад +10

    2:14 my classmates when at 5 grade started to spam saying emotional damage in hk

  • @IAmNoob-1234
    @IAmNoob-1234 3 месяца назад +222

    0:54 “WHERE U LIVE TILTED TOWERS?!?!?” Got me dying 😂😂 ‘Then proceeds to kick board’ 😂🗣️🔥🔥🔥
    Edit: YOOOO Tysm for the 219 likes it’s the highest I’ve ever gotten 💀

    • @croassung3721
      @croassung3721 3 месяца назад +2

      “My name is.. Me- Memphis Tennessee”

  • @mambodockrill
    @mambodockrill 3 месяца назад +66

    1:32 That's gotta be Steven's loudest "I will send you to Jesus" yet.

  • @GodOfCulture
    @GodOfCulture 3 месяца назад +92

    1:08
    I actually expected "Negative Aura better than Failure Aura"

  • @ChelsieMiller-g2u
    @ChelsieMiller-g2u 3 дня назад

    honestly had the weirdest urge to cry when they cheered him on. maybe he really does need to be cheered on. YOU GO STEVEN HE!! ❤

  • @Lorraine_Kristine17
    @Lorraine_Kristine17 3 месяца назад +86

    Steven He in his Asian GEN ALPHA LOLZ
    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheJawadAbdullah.
    @TheJawadAbdullah. 3 месяца назад +173

    2:42
    Steven's Dad: They Love me

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 месяца назад +47

      Haha yes

    • @danbom121
      @danbom121 3 месяца назад +13

      The steven dad EMOTIONAL DAMAGE empire

    • @Loaves_and_fishes
      @Loaves_and_fishes 3 месяца назад +2

      @@StevenHe Bro became homelander for a second there

    • @Flip16-z5q
      @Flip16-z5q 2 месяца назад

      The slow smile was perfect🤣

  • @sukuna7583
    @sukuna7583 3 месяца назад +94

    1:33 i expected this lol

  • @Catestone
    @Catestone Месяц назад +5

    0:25 you wont be livv-ing in a minute!😂😂

  • @ItzaMe_Rafael
    @ItzaMe_Rafael 3 месяца назад +72

    *"Skibidi Rizz"*
    Steven's Dad: *so you have chosen death*

  • @Spin_Rate
    @Spin_Rate 3 месяца назад +111

    “YOUR GRADES MORE COOKED THAN FRIED CHICKEN”💀

  • @lennajo777
    @lennajo777 3 месяца назад +43

    2:16 Cue live remix of *e-MO-tio-nal DA-mage!!* 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️

  • @Ali_ali-q2e
    @Ali_ali-q2e 3 дня назад +1

    "FORTINITE?! KEEP PLAYING IT WELL BE*pulls out sword* NITE NITE FOR YOU" 😂😂😂😂

  • @transenby42622
    @transenby42622 3 месяца назад +8

    This is honestly the best roast I could have imagined; that katana point was everything 😂😂😂

  • @_T0miOka_435
    @_T0miOka_435 3 месяца назад +139

    "Like how the milk fanum taxed your dad" That felt personal💀

  • @katarinaslife
    @katarinaslife 3 месяца назад +86

    Steven He making fun of himself at 2:22 is priceless :))))

  • @musicme7757
    @musicme7757 Месяц назад +9

    2:35 asian homelander

  • @water9359
    @water9359 3 месяца назад +619

    We’re cooked if gen alpha doesn’t grow out of this

    • @sukuna7583
      @sukuna7583 3 месяца назад +53

      good luck w gen beta

    • @ceresbane
      @ceresbane 3 месяца назад +65

      don't worry just be ready to quote them back years later when they're trying to be taken seriously.

    • @Catco9
      @Catco9 3 месяца назад +39

      Oh god what if they dont.. then they become old enough to become president... and brain rot songs become the us anthem.

    • @Moldz01
      @Moldz01 3 месяца назад +15

      YOUR USING SLANG RIGHT NOW😢😢😢😢😢

    • @GodOfCulture
      @GodOfCulture 3 месяца назад +6

      Y'all aready are

  • @Haji635
    @Haji635 3 месяца назад +133

    1:58. Kyle how did the milk fanum tax ur dad got me 😂😂😂

  • @little.duck-小さなアヒル
    @little.duck-小さなアヒル 3 месяца назад +12

    literally all my friends… thanks for teaching me how to deal with em’ steven ❤

  • @VoidYV
    @VoidYV 22 дня назад +2

    "Can V-Bucks pay rent? Where u live *Tilted Towers* ? "
    cracked me 😂

  • @Pixel_Airon
    @Pixel_Airon 3 месяца назад +40

    "Steven roasts himself and roasts himself back for almost 4 minutes straight."

    • @vijayanand6650
      @vijayanand6650 3 месяца назад +1

      But how many minutes gay?

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 месяца назад +9

      That’s pretty much my entire channel

    • @bagfruit123
      @bagfruit123 2 месяца назад

      @@vijayanand665020 seconds so .3 mins ig

  • @Inventive_Owl
    @Inventive_Owl 3 месяца назад +51

    “Negative Aura better than your negative Poor-a”
    That was one of the many hilarious lines in this video

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 месяца назад +17

      Some times it’s the punchlines that make no sense that get me

    • @Tre_Tre333
      @Tre_Tre333 3 месяца назад +1

      @@StevenHe *”E”*

  • @herovoltsy2123
    @herovoltsy2123 3 месяца назад +74

    I am a blue eyes white dragon And I'm gonna send you to the shadow realm wha so funny I was Almost knock out of how funny it was. 2:03

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 месяца назад +17

      That’s a nice throwback for us millennials

    • @waleedabdullahkhan5706
      @waleedabdullahkhan5706 3 месяца назад +6

      Even Steven uses the blue eyes white dragon.

    • @YT_Icicle
      @YT_Icicle 2 месяца назад

      I love Yu-Gi-Oh so awesome reference @StevenHe

    • @YT_Icicle
      @YT_Icicle 2 месяца назад

      @@StevenHe :)😊

    • @CoffeeLord3429
      @CoffeeLord3429 2 месяца назад

      @@StevenHeBLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON WHIGHT LIGHTNING ATACK

  • @ariannamarere9876
    @ariannamarere9876 2 месяца назад +3

    Keep playing it will be nite nite for you😂 killed me

  • @admiral_HiHi
    @admiral_HiHi 3 месяца назад +44

    2:10 at last, a cure for the Gen alpha pandemic of skibbidi 😃

  • @loganbrown3334
    @loganbrown3334 3 месяца назад +70

    0:09 The face of a dad about to throw a piece of footwear at their little failure.

  • @goldeneyesSA5
    @goldeneyesSA5 3 месяца назад +62

    2:35 - he has acknowledged his creation

  • @thevoid77343
    @thevoid77343 2 месяца назад +3

    THE OFFICIAL NEW GEN ALPHA WORD:
    *Gen alpha dictionary*
    Emotional damage

  • @Trucidatetowa
    @Trucidatetowa 3 месяца назад +37

    Steven He screaming emotional damage and teaching parents how to manage their failure to now just being a sigma by still screaming emotional damage 😂

  • @SoHighSchool.13_tay
    @SoHighSchool.13_tay 3 месяца назад +46

    2:30 SAME THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS EVERYDAY I’m about to die

    • @SoHighSchool.13_tay
      @SoHighSchool.13_tay 3 месяца назад +3

      did he actually notice me and HEART MY COMMENT 😭

  • @ArepasRicas-x1x
    @ArepasRicas-x1x 3 месяца назад +67

    2:10 the iconic line…

  • @ayraazim3031
    @ayraazim3031 2 дня назад +1

    THIS KILLED ME IM DYING OF LAUGHTER GUYS 😂😂😂😂

  • @Thechrisbarnett
    @Thechrisbarnett 3 месяца назад +9

    I got Senu hit so hard 😂

  • @HaremArchon
    @HaremArchon 3 месяца назад +74

    0:05 Send this generation to Jesus for this one line alone

    • @henghengriphol4808
      @henghengriphol4808 3 месяца назад +1

      I’m a gen alpha and I think skibidi toilet isn’t even fun

  • @QuickThaW
    @QuickThaW 3 месяца назад +35

    0:52 The way he said that line was so personal and funny as hell 💀💀

  • @AzKasinated
    @AzKasinated 2 месяца назад +4

    Of course I’m listening to this with big dawgs stuck in my head😂

  • @TVradioheart2014
    @TVradioheart2014 3 месяца назад +37

    Emotional damage never gets old

    • @Flip16-z5q
      @Flip16-z5q 2 месяца назад

      It will survive forever

  • @ILuvThePillows_89
    @ILuvThePillows_89 3 месяца назад +19

    "i can feel my brain cells making toast in the bath tub"
    I love this line

  • @thea_fullbuster
    @thea_fullbuster 3 месяца назад +26

    this is where i feel the GULF separating gen z and alpha...
    because no matter how much time i spend on socials or the internet in general, i do not understand a single one of these words/ phrases despite looking them up on urandictionary (not asking for definitions here, no need to explain, i sincerely don't care. just wanted to express my thoughts)
    so now i feel old...
    i am NINETEEN.
    gen alpha scares the shit out of me.
    (but even though i don't understand, the video is hilarious. keep making fun of this generation please, Steven 😭🤣)

    • @jamesrichardson2191
      @jamesrichardson2191 3 месяца назад

      I’m 19 too, and if kids are seriously going around talking like this our society is even more retarded than I already thought 🤦‍♂️

    • @dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia
      @dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia 3 месяца назад +3

      I am very close to being Gen-Alpha, but I refuse to accept that pitiful existence. Please rescue me from this zombie horde of Gen Alphas, I need sanity. They are going to be the end of all humanity.

    • @thea_fullbuster
      @thea_fullbuster 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia understandable...just stay with us 🥲

    • @TheShotgunShovel
      @TheShotgunShovel 3 месяца назад

      ​@@dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-XiaSave yourself. Time & experience will help you.

    • @RemJai1234
      @RemJai1234 3 месяца назад

      @@dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia same situation
      but not exactly
      i have to hear
      skibidi
      all the time wherever i go
      i've started saying some of the stuff
      like
      "lock in"
      "cook"
      ect
      but not dumb stuff
      like
      "skibidi"
      "rizz"
      "gyatt"
      "fanumtax"
      or whatever

  • @DaisyGomez-n5j
    @DaisyGomez-n5j 2 месяца назад +1

    "FORTNITE?! KEEP PLAYING,IT WILL BE NITE NITE FOR YOU!"
    Got me rolling on the ground😂😂

  • @acethetitle
    @acethetitle 3 месяца назад +20

    That Homelander smiling-face Asian Dad (Steven He) made was not him being proud that he could communicate to his students in Gen-Alpha but him coping with the fact that he is a relic to them.
    That is why he started to re-branded his speech towards his son (I wonder how old he is, if Timmy is 9 years old with 15 years experience). LOL !!!

    • @acethetitle
      @acethetitle 3 месяца назад +1

      With Gigguk (Garnt) also knowing (American) Gen-Alpha; I need to start learning too, if they don't include subtitles for translation.

  • @Linkperez
    @Linkperez 3 месяца назад +56

    1:23 OH NO HE BROKE THE PICTURE FRAME

    • @Flip16-z5q
      @Flip16-z5q 2 месяца назад

      I like how the whiteboard disappears after that then comes back lopsided🤣

    • @DavQ-e3s
      @DavQ-e3s 2 месяца назад

      How did it reappeared by its self😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ZipherControl
    @ZipherControl 3 месяца назад +17

    I’m sorry you had to go through that, my fellow gen alphas are going nuts. May you have a speedy recovery from this traumatic experience

  • @HYPER_COSMIXX
    @HYPER_COSMIXX 2 месяца назад +7

    LOL AHAHAHA WHEN YOU SAID "FORTNITE KEEP PLAYING IT WOULD BE NIGHT NIGHT FOR YOU AHHA😂" AND WHEN YOU SAID "NEGATIVE AURA MORE LIKE NEGATIVE POOR-A😂😂" the ending was so unexpected😂😂😂

  • @BjarkiorGretarsson
    @BjarkiorGretarsson 3 месяца назад +14

    I can feel my brain cells making toast in the bathtub, has gotta be one of the funniest thing í have ever heard😂

  • @SalemArc
    @SalemArc 3 месяца назад +24

    I just rode through Ohio on a family trip with my eleven year old child. I had no clue how much of a meme Ohio was until now.

    • @Flip16-z5q
      @Flip16-z5q 2 месяца назад +1

      I’m so sorry for you….

  • @Cheezzyvr
    @Cheezzyvr 3 месяца назад +37

    0:25 u won’t be livv-ing in a minute!
    😂😂😂

  • @1DisneyfanVR
    @1DisneyfanVR Месяц назад +3

    1:12 How it feels like to talk with about 97% of my generation

  • @Smartielew
    @Smartielew 3 месяца назад +18

    I already think the vocabulary of gen alpha is rough and unintelligible but this just showcases that concept so perfectly it hurts haha 🤣
    I’m so glad I grew up when I did because I don’t think I could handle growing up around peers that speak like this.

  • @Ood32
    @Ood32 3 месяца назад +17

    bro said every gen a word that exists 💀

  • @SonOfLaughter07
    @SonOfLaughter07 3 месяца назад +13

    "I can feel My brain cells making toast in the bathtub" has gotta be my favorite line

  • @OMNI190
    @OMNI190 15 дней назад +1

    "Who you think you are Gordon Ramsay?" 😆😆😆

  • @Quokka_is_cute15
    @Quokka_is_cute15 3 месяца назад +7

    "Please gyatt youself together guys!!" WHY WAS THIS SOUND WAY MORE FUNNIER THAN IT ALREADY IS!!❤❤🤣🤣😍😍🤩🤩😜😜

  • @Cringe_Control_Cameron
    @Cringe_Control_Cameron 3 месяца назад +15

    2:09 you said that with a PASSION

  • @Whyyyy99
    @Whyyyy99 3 месяца назад +62

    “Yo let me cook tho”

    • @FluffyTigerCub
      @FluffyTigerCub 3 месяца назад +4

      "your grades are more cooked than a BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN"