If Gen Alpha Was Asian

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe  2 месяца назад +1318

    Check out Opera Web Browser here: opr.as/Opera-browser-stevenhe

    • @Goldorak_hobo42777
      @Goldorak_hobo42777 2 месяца назад +2

      Are you Asian ?

    • @Zechariah_60
      @Zechariah_60 2 месяца назад +5

      Nice

    • @gabrielcortes6308
      @gabrielcortes6308 2 месяца назад +2

      XD nice job with this video i like it

    • @drifter46
      @drifter46 2 месяца назад +1

      video uploaded 4 mins ago
      comment sent 1 hour ago
      sounds about right

    • @Catco9
      @Catco9 2 месяца назад +1

      How was this 1 hour ago... but the vid was 7 mins ago...

  • @רפאל-ב
    @רפאל-ב 2 месяца назад +9878

    "I can feel my brain cells making toast in the bathtub" somehow perfectly captures how it feels

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe  2 месяца назад +4887

    Can confirm after spending hours googling and writing this video, I am now fluent in Gen alpha

    • @acethetitle
      @acethetitle 2 месяца назад +132

      Comes back 12 hours to check his video ? U A FAILURE !!!
      Jokes aside, I loved the sound effects in this skit. I wish I spoke (American) Gen-Alpha; I am Asian.
      Also, was Asian Dad coping with the fact that he and his phrases are "relics" to his students at the end of this video ?

    • @NonBinary_Star
      @NonBinary_Star 2 месяца назад +57

      This should get a RUclips 🏆 every line delivered, landed 😂💀 the physical humour too soo good

    • @Scrapeur
      @Scrapeur 2 месяца назад +25

      rest in peace

    • @ChimeraLotietheBunny
      @ChimeraLotietheBunny 2 месяца назад +13

      Respect

    • @ab6ixblindforloveismyultja641
      @ab6ixblindforloveismyultja641 2 месяца назад +36

      Thanks for your sacrifice

  • @keyblademasterclark
    @keyblademasterclark 2 месяца назад +3455

    "I am a Blue-Eyes White Dragon and I will send you to the shadow realm!" I didn't know Steven's dad was Kaiba. That actually explains SO much

    • @bluu-ink
      @bluu-ink 2 месяца назад +121

      Yep. The blazer, the name calling everyone a failure (3rd rate duelist). I can see a Kaiba meme sprouting from this.

    • @TheCrispAlien
      @TheCrispAlien 2 месяца назад +68

      And rich and head of a company that generates tons of money through questionable means. And accomplishes ridiculous feats, like building an elevator to the moon.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 месяца назад +469

      A nice throwback to us millennials

    • @jordanwebster4170
      @jordanwebster4170 2 месяца назад +57

      ​@@StevenHe can't wait for the Beijing corn duel disk system to drop

    • @agentraydg839
      @agentraydg839 2 месяца назад +7

      @@StevenHe yeah that's right!

  • @BellaMylene
    @BellaMylene Месяц назад +409

    “Try brainmaxing”was perfect😭

  • @AnInternetMod
    @AnInternetMod 2 месяца назад +3436

    "Yo, let me cook though."
    "YOUR GRADES MORE COOKED THAN A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN" 🗣🔥🔥🔥

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 2 месяца назад +15

      My farts are better than Steven’s farts 💨

    • @AnInternetMod
      @AnInternetMod 2 месяца назад +1

      @@p-__ wh.

    •  2 месяца назад +8

      the warriors jersey that says number 8, failure 😂

    • @ibrahimali3192
      @ibrahimali3192 2 месяца назад +9

      want free clout and likes? Just copy whatever line was said in the video and copy paste it into the comments! Maybe add a few emojis.

    • @LawfulBased
      @LawfulBased 2 месяца назад +2

      Oh s°°° when they all started repeating the emotional damage qoute, I became one of them for a minute. 😅

  • @chloeprice9544
    @chloeprice9544 2 месяца назад +1306

    “Why don’t you try brainmaxxing”
    Idk why but that was funnier than it should’ve been 💀

  • @dominicamerasinghe8337
    @dominicamerasinghe8337 2 месяца назад +1318

    '' I have Senu. It's pretty serious, actually.'' ''Wha- what's Senu?'' ''Senu TO JESUS !'' had me dying...🤣🤣

    • @KevPool
      @KevPool 2 месяца назад +11

      My new favorite thing he now says 😂

    • @drakeyin40
      @drakeyin40 2 месяца назад +7

      Best one out of the lot

    • @jaslol6754
      @jaslol6754 2 месяца назад +2

      I had to try so hard not to laugh out loud at this

    • @Flip16-z5q
      @Flip16-z5q 2 месяца назад +1

      It’s like the old “what’s Nunya?” “Nunya beeswax!”

    • @aidansadventures3009
      @aidansadventures3009 2 месяца назад

      Fr

  • @メY乙
    @メY乙 Месяц назад +216

    "Keep mewing and you unlock homeless rizz" was personal 💀

  • @thebeesknies
    @thebeesknies 2 месяца назад +1865

    3:02 my brain can't take these words with this accent, someone help me 😭

  • @BG03_
    @BG03_ 2 месяца назад +817

    "Fortnite!? Keep playing and it will be _grabs sword_ NITE NITE FOR YOU!!"
    i can't xD

    • @czyrouneblakem.sanchez9379
      @czyrouneblakem.sanchez9379 2 месяца назад +12

      That one killed me too 😂😂😂☠️☠️💀

    • @priuskiller426
      @priuskiller426 2 месяца назад +8

      I played that part back so many times.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 2 месяца назад +1

      My farts are better than Steven’s farts 💨

    • @wiktolego
      @wiktolego 2 месяца назад

      That was Gold

    • @crabking3525
      @crabking3525 Месяц назад +1

      "Where you live?! Tilted Towers?"

  • @megan_l_yt
    @megan_l_yt 2 месяца назад +1530

    Fun fact at 2:41: That’s 25 me’s chanting “emotional damage” at the same time. I legit had a proper recording session for those, with a condenser microphone, headphones and click track. I even mixed them and panned them off to the sides, so that the middle of the stereo field wouldn’t be so crowded.
    If you have no idea what any of that means, don’t worry. I go to music school, so I’m just applying what I’ve learned so far.

    • @quillerance
      @quillerance 2 месяца назад +46

      Bros a time traveler

    • @O4_gamer
      @O4_gamer 2 месяца назад +20

      The video just came out how are 1 hour early

    • @AnonymousDude123
      @AnonymousDude123 2 месяца назад +19

      it cane out 24 seconds ago HOW DID YOU GET TO 2:41

    • @LeoraLindsey
      @LeoraLindsey 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@quillerancefr tho

    • @Mr.Thomastanfan
      @Mr.Thomastanfan 2 месяца назад +7

      How did u time travel

  • @NuriaFraga3
    @NuriaFraga3 Месяц назад +21

    "Teach I'm just looksmaxxing"
    "Try brainmaxxing" got me

  • @bladegleeson
    @bladegleeson 2 месяца назад +685

    "Keep mewing, and you unlock homeless rizz".
    "Fortnite? Keep playing, it will be nite nite for you!"
    "I can feel my brain cells making toast in the bathtub".
    "I'm a blue-eyed white dragonn, and I will send you to the Shadow Realm...!"
    Those lines cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @josebeteta8283
    @josebeteta8283 2 месяца назад +675

    2:51 I don’t know how live footage of Steven reacting to his own rise to stardom got into this video, but I’m here for it 😂

    • @LeeFeather
      @LeeFeather 2 месяца назад +18

      it's Steven's turn to say “What Da Hail You Say To Me”💯🔥👌 👏👏👏🤣

    • @ryana5435
      @ryana5435 2 месяца назад +2

      This gave me Joker movie vibes

  • @nebula7197
    @nebula7197 2 месяца назад +324

    I love how the board says:
    Failure #101
    a²+b²=Disappointment
    (you)=Failure
    Failure=🩴
    *can of Beijing Corn* =📈

    • @angelhernandez6088
      @angelhernandez6088 2 месяца назад +4

      XD

    • @ThatCrazyWooper49
      @ThatCrazyWooper49 2 месяца назад +10

      Aw yes, the true intellectual course I signed up for.

    • @bagel503
      @bagel503 Месяц назад +1

      I also liked how one of the students was wearing an insane amount of ties around his head XD

  • @Juhan.l
    @Juhan.l 2 месяца назад +139

    3:13 voicecrack LOL

  • @acleaverandshard6794
    @acleaverandshard6794 2 месяца назад +1645

    Nah, they would make every single teacher quit.

    • @kallmekatt_318
      @kallmekatt_318 2 месяца назад +117

      they already are

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq 2 месяца назад +79

      In my Gen Z days, I have seen Teachers tougher that they actually gave me a serious emotional damage and they are not even Asians 😭😭😭

    • @wagonwheel9499
      @wagonwheel9499 2 месяца назад +94

      I’m a middle school teacher and I hear “What the Sigma?” about 200x a day

    • @acleaverandshard6794
      @acleaverandshard6794 2 месяца назад +69

      @@wagonwheel9499 I feel sorry for you and wish you the best of luck.

    • @kabuto23ful
      @kabuto23ful 2 месяца назад +21

      Get vietnam era drill instructors, and watch the fun unfold, "to easy HALF RIGHT"

  • @MOD_UE_Amor_Aswell
    @MOD_UE_Amor_Aswell 2 месяца назад +444

    Emotional damage is still the best meme we’ve ever got! Thank you for emotional damage

    • @ayushthealpha3574
      @ayushthealpha3574 2 месяца назад +4

      HE WILL SEND YOU TO JEEESUS LAH

    • @BridgeTROLL777
      @BridgeTROLL777 Месяц назад

      ​@@ayushthealpha3574 dollar menu sounds about right 😅

    • @Umarblade
      @Umarblade Месяц назад

      YO, MY SKIBIDI W RIZZ 10 GYAT better thank your aura

  • @Txflyingmonkey23
    @Txflyingmonkey23 2 месяца назад +332

    “I got w rizz”
    “Keep mewing and then u unlock homeless rizz”
    Got me rolling all on the floor😂😂

    • @MotiScoutTdx
      @MotiScoutTdx 2 месяца назад +3

      yea, i won't mew a lot now.

  • @UnfortunateBob35
    @UnfortunateBob35 2 месяца назад +53

    The 'what the sigma?' at the end was amazing. This is the video that best represents gen alpha language. A masterpiece.

    • @Flip16-z5q
      @Flip16-z5q Месяц назад

      Why is it so accurate🤣

  • @FruntloyLikesYT
    @FruntloyLikesYT 2 месяца назад +637

    “How you gonna fanum tax my vibe tho” Teacher : “Kyle just like how the milk fanum taxed your dad” 😂🤣

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 2 месяца назад +3

      My farts are better than Steven’s farts 💨

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 месяца назад +80

      You got that one😅

    • @bruh4138
      @bruh4138 2 месяца назад +13

      ​@@StevenHe if you had a gf would she be called StevenShe

    • @JettHILarias
      @JettHILarias 2 месяца назад

      ​@@bruh4138 fr

  • @georgefield4368
    @georgefield4368 2 месяца назад +374

    “Emotional damage” will always be an unforgotten meme

    • @GolamTasin
      @GolamTasin 2 месяца назад +4

      Yessss

    • @darraghkeenan3524
      @darraghkeenan3524 2 месяца назад +5

      "Emotional damage" will live on!
      ... probably longer than we will

    • @NiaSwift
      @NiaSwift 2 месяца назад +1

      i give it like 4 years, max

    • @bitsuuuuuu
      @bitsuuuuuu 2 месяца назад +2

      The meme still be alive even Steven is no longer

    • @QLMTA
      @QLMTA 2 месяца назад

      I even heard kids at my daughters primary school mimic it over here in the Netherlands 💀

  • @elijahvincent7622
    @elijahvincent7622 2 месяца назад +236

    Steven’s Dad: I have Senu it’s serious
    Student: Senu what’s that
    Steven’s Dad: Senu TO JESUS 😂😂😂

    • @tallguygreg
      @tallguygreg 2 месяца назад +4

      Best line of the video right here!! 😅😅😅

  • @veersingh6049
    @veersingh6049 25 дней назад +5

    "Please Gyat yourself together, guys"
    Just Epic

  • @leahmcpherson7560
    @leahmcpherson7560 2 месяца назад +178

    "I can feel my braincells making toast in the bathtub" was BRILLIANT! I cannot wait to use that. Great job!

    • @CharliesOpus
      @CharliesOpus 2 месяца назад +2

      Thanks to these videos I now tell my kid all the time “I raised a donut” and he tells me I “sound like how dust tastes”.
      They’re perfect insults that you can’t help but laugh at; I hope you get plenty of opportunity to use this new one!

  • @ToxicPea
    @ToxicPea 2 месяца назад +226

    I love how Steven just KICKS the whiteboard out of pure frustration 😂
    The zingers in this one were really good!

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 месяца назад +54

      Yeah that whiteboard was destroyed by the end of the video

    • @ToxicPea
      @ToxicPea 2 месяца назад +13

      @@StevenHe RIP whiteboard took too much EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.

    • @ThePr0_PL
      @ThePr0_PL 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@ToxicPea*braindamage

    • @NJDJ1986
      @NJDJ1986 2 месяца назад +1

      @@StevenHe RIP Whiteboard ✝️

    • @HubertWalder-kf3dx
      @HubertWalder-kf3dx 2 месяца назад +1

      [*]

  • @redfoxladdie
    @redfoxladdie 2 месяца назад +174

    "you won't be livvy-ing in a minute"
    No he promising this folks 😂

  • @Dontmesswith_ness
    @Dontmesswith_ness Месяц назад +10

    2:14 my classmates when at 5 grade started to spam saying emotional damage in hk

  • @Itsbriii928
    @Itsbriii928 2 месяца назад +285

    2:45 "👏🏽-👏🏽-👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE" in the background took me out 😂

  • @robmangeri777
    @robmangeri777 2 месяца назад +840

    I love the look of Steven watching himself initiate 5% of the vocabulary of an entire generation.

    • @selohcin
      @selohcin 2 месяца назад +22

      He didn't make this stuff up. It's how all the "cool" 12-year-olds talk.

    • @zwiebellachrymose001
      @zwiebellachrymose001 2 месяца назад +24

      @@selohcin i am 12 and i don't understand a single word. am i not real? am i only a simulation? is reality even exists?

    • @Evie67
      @Evie67 2 месяца назад +9

      @@zwiebellachrymose001me every single day:

    • @lewiszhou4056
      @lewiszhou4056 2 месяца назад +13

      @@zwiebellachrymose001 Thats good if you don't understand a single world, I'm 16 and I understand like two words which is already too many

    • @Flip16-z5q
      @Flip16-z5q 2 месяца назад +6

      Yeah as someone who’s not technically either gen alpha or gen z, half my class says these things and I’m in the half that doesn’t. I only (sort of) understand some of it because some classmates explained it to me. It’s just so dumb.

  • @RJN.
    @RJN. 2 месяца назад +1412

    This man is famous for two words, emotional damage

  • @HYPER_COSMIXX
    @HYPER_COSMIXX 2 месяца назад +7

    LOL AHAHAHA WHEN YOU SAID "FORTNITE KEEP PLAYING IT WOULD BE NIGHT NIGHT FOR YOU AHHA😂" AND WHEN YOU SAID "NEGATIVE AURA MORE LIKE NEGATIVE POOR-A😂😂" the ending was so unexpected😂😂😂

  • @ismailkassem253
    @ismailkassem253 2 месяца назад +194

    0:50 “FORTNITE?! Keep playing and it’ll be NITE NITE For YOU!!”
    That joke had me rolling, great script writing!

    • @Agentknuckles1
      @Agentknuckles1 27 дней назад

      I wonder why the timed comment section didn't show this until I posted my own 0:51 comment 🤔

  • @CheungOrville-zu1kg
    @CheungOrville-zu1kg 2 месяца назад +300

    As an Asian student in HK, I can definitely confirm that gen alpha is absolutely messed up, and we need Steven as our teacher💀

    • @apostrophe-of-calamity
      @apostrophe-of-calamity 2 месяца назад +16

      As a Gen Alpha I kind of agree with our generation being a bit crazy, and I feel like us imitating popular people is negative for the already bad mental health going around these days, I don't think that we're messed up, respectfully. As there are still so many acts of kindness going around today (someone of my generation I didn't know well bought me lunch the other day for no reason), and while people are wearing tighter masks they are also still spreading joy. My main concern for my generation is our mental health on a personal level, as I feel like it's hard to get real with others due to social stigmas.
      Thanks for reading, if you did. Or thanks either way for reading this part :)

    • @alec8451
      @alec8451 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@apostrophe-of-calamity How are you two so wise? Lol you're 12!

    • @Nexahexaflexa
      @Nexahexaflexa 2 месяца назад +8

      As a Millennial I am actually proud of Gen Alpha. We raised them to question everything as we did already and now they put it to the next level while speaking sarcasm and positive nihilism fluently. For example: Skibidi Toilet often misunderstood as a product of lack of intelligence is actually just the nonsense fun we loved in the early days of the internet, where no stupid massivley advertized high performer BS was the big thing but fking stupid animated GIFs we laughed at with our whole hearts. This next generation will top anything we did. Show us the way Gen A! GG!

    • @apostrophe-of-calamity
      @apostrophe-of-calamity 2 месяца назад

      @@alec8451 Thanks for the compliment :)

    • @alec8451
      @alec8451 2 месяца назад +1

      @Nexahexaflexa Agreed. I'm a millenial too and I used to get my early memes from The Demented Cartoon Movie, Homestar Runner, Don Herrzfeldt's Rejected and Ebaum's World (REALLY dating myself here). I was like 10-12 when those were a thing. Same exact sense of humor.

  • @thedefaultplayer5273
    @thedefaultplayer5273 2 месяца назад +123

    honestly, Steven's scriptwriting is insane. I'm taking a course that focuses on scriptwriting and storytelling, so Steven is a HUGE inspiration 😂 😂

  • @thevoid77343
    @thevoid77343 Месяц назад +3

    THE OFFICIAL NEW GEN ALPHA WORD:
    *Gen alpha dictionary*
    Emotional damage

  • @Faker404-sans
    @Faker404-sans 2 месяца назад +599

    0:45 bro really said keep mewing and you will unlock homeless rizz 😂😂😂😂

    • @HowToCube99
      @HowToCube99 2 месяца назад +11

      More like
      Ohio

    • @someweirdstuff1256
      @someweirdstuff1256 2 месяца назад +2

      🤖

    • @gezza18
      @gezza18 2 месяца назад +5

      Mewing isn’t even Gen Alpha. It’s been around for at least 10 years

    • @mariorockersxd4919
      @mariorockersxd4919 2 месяца назад +4

      Wow really? I had no idea! It’s not like that’s the exact words that came out of his mouth or anything.

    • @RemJai1234
      @RemJai1234 2 месяца назад

      @@gezza18 wha?
      i've never heard it before until 2024
      and i've been online for quiet awhile

  • @ojasdagale9174
    @ojasdagale9174 2 месяца назад +74

    "You are on edge of Unemployment ".😂😂
    His Videos just keep getting better and it's worth the wait.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 месяца назад +20

      Sorry these longform ones are taking a while, I’ve been uploading ~1 short sketch a day on RUclips shorts and ig reels

    • @IzzyakaSpookyGurlQueenal-lh3dh
      @IzzyakaSpookyGurlQueenal-lh3dh 2 месяца назад

      its ok Mr He! Ur comedy is always making me feel better after dealing with my idiot brother every day

  • @mattybplayzrblx
    @mattybplayzrblx 2 месяца назад +202

    Senu TO JESUS caught me off guard when he yelled 😆.

  • @crypto_que
    @crypto_que 2 месяца назад +5

    Absolutely LOST it! I don't often laugh out loud, but when I do I"m watching a Steven He video.

  • @IAmNoob-1234
    @IAmNoob-1234 2 месяца назад +218

    0:54 “WHERE U LIVE TILTED TOWERS?!?!?” Got me dying 😂😂 ‘Then proceeds to kick board’ 😂🗣️🔥🔥🔥
    Edit: YOOOO Tysm for the 190 likes it’s the highest I’ve ever gotten 💀

    • @croassung3721
      @croassung3721 2 месяца назад +1

      “My name is.. Me- Memphis Tennessee”

  • @matercan5649
    @matercan5649 2 месяца назад +100

    As someone who spent like a good 2 hours researching all gen alpha slang, as you do, I can claim that this video is actually fairly accurate with the meaning of the words

    • @eancloud3529
      @eancloud3529 2 месяца назад +6

      Impressive scholar

    • @jonypalmseed
      @jonypalmseed 2 месяца назад +10

      Wait, they actually talk like that?
      I thought it was a joke

    • @leviberg2377
      @leviberg2377 2 месяца назад +18

      @@jonypalmseed As a middle school teacher...yes, they do.

    • @eancloud3529
      @eancloud3529 2 месяца назад +8

      @@jonypalmseed Their whole generation is a joke

    • @Roman_Einstein
      @Roman_Einstein 2 месяца назад +10

      ​​@@leviberg2377and as a middle schooler I can confirm that my generation is stoo-bid

  • @lulu_flowers
    @lulu_flowers 2 месяца назад +138

    1:06 “better than negative poor-a” 😂

  • @arfansadab
    @arfansadab 2 месяца назад +6

    "Keep mewing, and you unlock homeless rizz" 😂😂😂 that was a good one.

  • @lightningleopard
    @lightningleopard 2 месяца назад +132

    2:54 this part was giving me some Homelander vibes 😅😂

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 месяца назад +32

      Yessir

    • @FLAME_049
      @FLAME_049 2 месяца назад +4

      If Homelander was Asian​@@StevenHe

    • @Synode21
      @Synode21 2 месяца назад +2

      Same here, that was nicely done.

    • @Harbin_07
      @Harbin_07 2 месяца назад

      ​@@StevenHe Stevenlander

    • @ryana5435
      @ryana5435 2 месяца назад

      This part gave me Joker movie vibes

  • @mambodockrill
    @mambodockrill 2 месяца назад +64

    1:32 That's gotta be Steven's loudest "I will send you to Jesus" yet.

  • @Spin_Rate
    @Spin_Rate 2 месяца назад +111

    “YOUR GRADES MORE COOKED THAN FRIED CHICKEN”💀

  • @AzKasinated
    @AzKasinated Месяц назад +4

    Of course I’m listening to this with big dawgs stuck in my head😂

  • @Kristine2006YTOFFICIAL
    @Kristine2006YTOFFICIAL 2 месяца назад +86

    Steven He in his Asian GEN ALPHA LOLZ
    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 😂😂😂😂

  • @water9359
    @water9359 2 месяца назад +606

    We’re cooked if gen alpha doesn’t grow out of this

    • @sukuna7583
      @sukuna7583 2 месяца назад +53

      good luck w gen beta

    • @ceresbane
      @ceresbane 2 месяца назад +65

      don't worry just be ready to quote them back years later when they're trying to be taken seriously.

    • @Catco9
      @Catco9 2 месяца назад +38

      Oh god what if they dont.. then they become old enough to become president... and brain rot songs become the us anthem.

    • @EyefuL-VI
      @EyefuL-VI 2 месяца назад +14

      YOUR USING SLANG RIGHT NOW😢😢😢😢😢

    • @GodOfCulture
      @GodOfCulture 2 месяца назад +6

      Y'all aready are

  • @ItzaMe_Rafael
    @ItzaMe_Rafael 2 месяца назад +72

    *"Skibidi Rizz"*
    Steven's Dad: *so you have chosen death*

  • @mr.compressfromMHA
    @mr.compressfromMHA Месяц назад +4

    NO WAY HE PULLED AN ACTUAL SWORD WHEN HE SAID "KEEP PLAYING AND IT WILL BE NITE NITE FOR YOU"

  • @GodOfCulture
    @GodOfCulture 2 месяца назад +91

    1:08
    I actually expected "Negative Aura better than Failure Aura"

  • @_T0miOka_435
    @_T0miOka_435 2 месяца назад +138

    "Like how the milk fanum taxed your dad" That felt personal💀

  • @TheJawadAbdullah.
    @TheJawadAbdullah. 2 месяца назад +172

    2:42
    Steven's Dad: They Love me

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 месяца назад +47

      Haha yes

    • @danbom121
      @danbom121 2 месяца назад +13

      The steven dad EMOTIONAL DAMAGE empire

    • @Loaves_and_fishes
      @Loaves_and_fishes 2 месяца назад +2

      @@StevenHe Bro became homelander for a second there

    • @Flip16-z5q
      @Flip16-z5q Месяц назад

      The slow smile was perfect🤣

  • @evasco1979
    @evasco1979 2 месяца назад

    I've been following you since you had around 10k subscribers, and I can tell you this, for sure, is your 2nd best video ever ❤ Your success is well-deserved, congrats!

  • @Haji635
    @Haji635 2 месяца назад +131

    1:58. Kyle how did the milk fanum tax ur dad got me 😂😂😂

  • @Pixel_Airon
    @Pixel_Airon 2 месяца назад +40

    "Steven roasts himself and roasts himself back for almost 4 minutes straight."

    • @vijayanand6650
      @vijayanand6650 2 месяца назад +1

      But how many minutes gay?

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 месяца назад +9

      That’s pretty much my entire channel

    • @bagfruit123
      @bagfruit123 Месяц назад

      @@vijayanand665020 seconds so .3 mins ig

  • @katarinaslife
    @katarinaslife 2 месяца назад +85

    Steven He making fun of himself at 2:22 is priceless :))))

  • @RorroYT-SAR
    @RorroYT-SAR 2 месяца назад +8

    3:01 We we're too late brothers, the brainrot darkness had already consumed the most powerful being there is...

    • @jurassicjuice2479
      @jurassicjuice2479 27 дней назад

      It’s a joke 🤦

    • @RorroYT-SAR
      @RorroYT-SAR 27 дней назад

      @@jurassicjuice2479 And that is a joke too man

    • @jurassicjuice2479
      @jurassicjuice2479 27 дней назад

      @@RorroYT-SAR I know but given the context and the current state of these phrases it’s hard to tell.

  • @Inventive_Owl
    @Inventive_Owl 2 месяца назад +49

    “Negative Aura better than your negative Poor-a”
    That was one of the many hilarious lines in this video

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 месяца назад +16

      Some times it’s the punchlines that make no sense that get me

    • @Tre_Tre333
      @Tre_Tre333 2 месяца назад

      @@StevenHe *”E”*

  • @loganbrown3334
    @loganbrown3334 2 месяца назад +70

    0:09 The face of a dad about to throw a piece of footwear at their little failure.

  • @herovoltsy2123
    @herovoltsy2123 2 месяца назад +74

    I am a blue eyes white dragon And I'm gonna send you to the shadow realm wha so funny I was Almost knock out of how funny it was. 2:03

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 месяца назад +17

      That’s a nice throwback for us millennials

    • @waleedabdullahkhan5706
      @waleedabdullahkhan5706 2 месяца назад +6

      Even Steven uses the blue eyes white dragon.

    • @YT_Icicle
      @YT_Icicle Месяц назад

      I love Yu-Gi-Oh so awesome reference @StevenHe

    • @YT_Icicle
      @YT_Icicle Месяц назад

      @@StevenHe :)😊

    • @CoffeeLord3429
      @CoffeeLord3429 Месяц назад

      @@StevenHeBLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON WHIGHT LIGHTNING ATACK

  • @ariannamarere9876
    @ariannamarere9876 Месяц назад +2

    Keep playing it will be nite nite for you😂 killed me

  • @sukuna7583
    @sukuna7583 2 месяца назад +94

    1:33 i expected this lol

  • @admiral_HiHi
    @admiral_HiHi 2 месяца назад +43

    2:10 at last, a cure for the Gen alpha pandemic of skibbidi 😃

  • @HaremArchon
    @HaremArchon 2 месяца назад +74

    0:05 Send this generation to Jesus for this one line alone

    • @henghengriphol4808
      @henghengriphol4808 2 месяца назад +1

      I’m a gen alpha and I think skibidi toilet isn’t even fun

  • @skulisig
    @skulisig 6 дней назад +1

    Bro got brainrotted so hard that he became one of the stundents😂😂

  • @lennajo777
    @lennajo777 2 месяца назад +42

    2:16 Cue live remix of *e-MO-tio-nal DA-mage!!* 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️

  • @Trucidatetowa
    @Trucidatetowa 2 месяца назад +37

    Steven He screaming emotional damage and teaching parents how to manage their failure to now just being a sigma by still screaming emotional damage 😂

  • @transenby42622
    @transenby42622 2 месяца назад +8

    This is honestly the best roast I could have imagined; that katana point was everything 😂😂😂

  • @Clipsyart88
    @Clipsyart88 7 дней назад +1

    "Keeping mewing, and you unlock homeless rizz" 😂😂

  • @SoHighSchool.13_tay
    @SoHighSchool.13_tay 2 месяца назад +46

    2:30 SAME THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS EVERYDAY I’m about to die

    • @SoHighSchool.13_tay
      @SoHighSchool.13_tay 2 месяца назад +3

      did he actually notice me and HEART MY COMMENT 😭

  • @little.duck-小さなアヒル
    @little.duck-小さなアヒル 2 месяца назад +12

    literally all my friends… thanks for teaching me how to deal with em’ steven ❤

  • @acethetitle
    @acethetitle 2 месяца назад +20

    That Homelander smiling-face Asian Dad (Steven He) made was not him being proud that he could communicate to his students in Gen-Alpha but him coping with the fact that he is a relic to them.
    That is why he started to re-branded his speech towards his son (I wonder how old he is, if Timmy is 9 years old with 15 years experience). LOL !!!

    • @acethetitle
      @acethetitle 2 месяца назад +1

      With Gigguk (Garnt) also knowing (American) Gen-Alpha; I need to start learning too, if they don't include subtitles for translation.

  • @RealBelisariusCawl
    @RealBelisariusCawl 21 день назад +2

    I have simply accepted that at the age of 31 I will never again understand a single fucking thing anybody born after 2006 will say.

    • @NathanWoyessa
      @NathanWoyessa 16 дней назад

      Me born in 2005: "I'm fluent in realBelisariusCrawl"

  • @goldeneyesSA5
    @goldeneyesSA5 2 месяца назад +62

    2:35 - he has acknowledged his creation

  • @QuickThaW
    @QuickThaW 2 месяца назад +35

    0:52 The way he said that line was so personal and funny as hell 💀💀

  • @ZipherControl
    @ZipherControl 2 месяца назад +17

    I’m sorry you had to go through that, my fellow gen alphas are going nuts. May you have a speedy recovery from this traumatic experience

  • @AidoStar
    @AidoStar 15 дней назад +1

    ‘Kyle, like how the milk fanum taxed your dad.’ never thought I’d hear that one 😂💀

  • @UrlocalMendez10
    @UrlocalMendez10 2 месяца назад +37

    Emotional damage never gets old

    • @Flip16-z5q
      @Flip16-z5q Месяц назад

      It will survive forever

  • @Linkperez
    @Linkperez 2 месяца назад +56

    1:23 OH NO HE BROKE THE PICTURE FRAME

    • @Flip16-z5q
      @Flip16-z5q Месяц назад

      I like how the whiteboard disappears after that then comes back lopsided🤣

    • @DavidQ-e3s
      @DavidQ-e3s Месяц назад

      How did it reappeared by its self😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ArepasRicas-x1x
    @ArepasRicas-x1x 2 месяца назад +66

    2:10 the iconic line…

  • @PixelLeague12
    @PixelLeague12 10 дней назад +1

    1:22 I love how a piece of the frame that fell chipped off

  • @ILuvThePillows_89
    @ILuvThePillows_89 2 месяца назад +18

    "i can feel my brain cells making toast in the bath tub"
    I love this line

  • @thea_fullbuster
    @thea_fullbuster 2 месяца назад +26

    this is where i feel the GULF separating gen z and alpha...
    because no matter how much time i spend on socials or the internet in general, i do not understand a single one of these words/ phrases despite looking them up on urandictionary (not asking for definitions here, no need to explain, i sincerely don't care. just wanted to express my thoughts)
    so now i feel old...
    i am NINETEEN.
    gen alpha scares the shit out of me.
    (but even though i don't understand, the video is hilarious. keep making fun of this generation please, Steven 😭🤣)

    • @jamesrichardson2191
      @jamesrichardson2191 2 месяца назад

      I’m 19 too, and if kids are seriously going around talking like this our society is even more retarded than I already thought 🤦‍♂️

    • @dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia
      @dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia 2 месяца назад +3

      I am very close to being Gen-Alpha, but I refuse to accept that pitiful existence. Please rescue me from this zombie horde of Gen Alphas, I need sanity. They are going to be the end of all humanity.

    • @thea_fullbuster
      @thea_fullbuster 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia understandable...just stay with us 🥲

    • @TheShotgunShovel
      @TheShotgunShovel 2 месяца назад

      ​@@dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-XiaSave yourself. Time & experience will help you.

    • @RemJai1234
      @RemJai1234 2 месяца назад

      @@dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia same situation
      but not exactly
      i have to hear
      skibidi
      all the time wherever i go
      i've started saying some of the stuff
      like
      "lock in"
      "cook"
      ect
      but not dumb stuff
      like
      "skibidi"
      "rizz"
      "gyatt"
      "fanumtax"
      or whatever

  • @BjarkiorGretarsson
    @BjarkiorGretarsson 2 месяца назад +14

    I can feel my brain cells making toast in the bathtub, has gotta be one of the funniest thing í have ever heard😂

  • @ryanfrieden2058
    @ryanfrieden2058 Месяц назад +1

    "I can feel my braincells making toast in the bathtub." Brilliant lol

  • @Chrisl45678
    @Chrisl45678 2 месяца назад +56

    1:12 "I can feel my barincells making toast in a bathtub"💀
    (Edit: 9 likes in 4 mins wow)
    (Edit 2: how the hell did I get this many likes in 2 days? 😮)

    • @Retrokage
      @Retrokage 2 месяца назад

      I’m using that

    • @Chrisl45678
      @Chrisl45678 2 месяца назад

      @@Retrokagewhat?

  • @SalemArc
    @SalemArc 2 месяца назад +24

    I just rode through Ohio on a family trip with my eleven year old child. I had no clue how much of a meme Ohio was until now.

    • @Flip16-z5q
      @Flip16-z5q Месяц назад +1

      I’m so sorry for you….

  • @SonOfLaughter07
    @SonOfLaughter07 2 месяца назад +13

    "I can feel My brain cells making toast in the bathtub" has gotta be my favorite line

  • @musicme7757
    @musicme7757 6 дней назад +4

    2:35 asian homelander

  • @Whyyyy99
    @Whyyyy99 2 месяца назад +61

    “Yo let me cook tho”

    • @FluffyTigerCub
      @FluffyTigerCub 2 месяца назад +4

      "your grades are more cooked than a BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN"

  • @Smartielew
    @Smartielew 2 месяца назад +18

    I already think the vocabulary of gen alpha is rough and unintelligible but this just showcases that concept so perfectly it hurts haha 🤣
    I’m so glad I grew up when I did because I don’t think I could handle growing up around peers that speak like this.

  • @Ood32
    @Ood32 2 месяца назад +17

    bro said every gen a word that exists 💀

  • @SochiKaine
    @SochiKaine 2 месяца назад +3

    0:19 i was dying at that part😂

  • @varanus5622
    @varanus5622 2 месяца назад +14

    "Try brainmaxing"
    Sound advice

  • @Sliipi
    @Sliipi 2 месяца назад +15

    "I can feel my brain cells making toast in the bathtub"
    Steven please teach me your ways of keeping your braincells
    I'm surrounded by Gen Alpha slang and my final braincell is fighting for its life(against the t-rex with nunchucks too)

    • @Gamepuffplayz
      @Gamepuffplayz 2 месяца назад

      My last brain cell went extinct before the dinosaurs

  • @gohraru
    @gohraru 2 месяца назад +20

    "I AM BLUE EYED WHITE DRAGON AND ILL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM! EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!" 🤣