Plssss respond. Could you do a video of a how to survive you're Asian family a tutorial or something? Love you're work. You mean so much to me keeping me laugjhing in hard times.
Amen. He is coming again. We all must bow down to the true king. He is kind and loving. You are fearfully and wonderfully made.@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist4
@@StevenHe: ☝ In the context of this channel, those words feel like the setup for several good punchlines. Ex: ["The Dad']: Therapy homework so bad, teacher need more therapist than can help!
I hope this isnt his plea of hez forreal feelimg guilty hd lmows hes truly free and is chinese. Most chimese cant say that what ccp wants is not what they want or thwy dissapear.
This joke was already made in Role Models, by Paul Rudd in relation to the size of coffee cups. Change the original term used of “stupid” to “dumb” & ta-daaa, a recycled phone alert sound.
“The cat can walk across the keyboard and get a higher score than you” “You don’t need a workout you need a miracle” These hits were so effective my soul left my body. Thank you ChatGPT 😭😭😭
Filial piety is the virtue of exhibiting the proper love and respect for one's parents, elders, and ancestors, particularly within the context of Confucian, Chinese Buddhist, and Daoist ethics.
As someone who talks to GPT 3.5 a lot for work, I was expecting: Steven: "I came all the way from China to go to Chinatown." AsianGPT 2: "As of the information in Sept 2021, it was your father who swam from with his right foot China while his left foot was busy working on Beijing Corn."
"Imagine a very nice, clean, respectable place that brings you joy... Then realize you can't afford it" I laughed hard for 30 seconds then I started crying because it was too relatable. 🤣
A humorous masterpiece by the renowned playwright Steven, renowned for his wit and mastery of comedic timing. This classic comedy showcases Steven's exceptional ability to craft clever and amusing dialogue, bringing joy and laughter to audiences around the world. With its well-developed characters, hilarious situations, and expertly delivered punchlines, this play exemplifies Steven's professionalism in the realm of comedy. It is a testament to his talent and dedication to the art form, leaving a lasting impression on all who have the pleasure of experiencing his work.
One of my favorite lines in this skit! Imagine swimming all the way from China to America, then running dozens of miles and climbing mountains just to reach Chinatown🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
"Hey Asian APT, can you order me some food from like DoorDash?" "Walk and get it yourself you chubby dumpling. Last time I saw something as inactive as you I was watching a bear in hibernation."
I have to admit Steven is the only person on RUclips that makes me actually laugh out loud. Like some people are amusing, maybe makes me smile however Steven breaks me every time. It's probably because I grew up with Asian parents.
I'm surprised Steven He still manages to keep himself up and kicking since making these types of video will eat away his sanity. Huge respect for you, man! You never fail to deliver high quality humor.
OMFG That Kumon bit had me dead! I worked at one of those places for the most anal boss I've ever had. No matter how good a job you did he would find anything that was less than absolute human perfection and tell you you're dumb in 3 languages. He couldn't even do Calculus or beat me at Chess 😂😂
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Yo bet
Okey
*The video ends at **4:29*
Pin me pls
OMG HEY
Legend has it that everytime ChatGPT is asked a question it can’t answer, it always asks Steven’s dad.
fr
Real
ChatGPT: Um, me, or my Asian counterpart?
Yes
AsianGPT2* the next level in technology
Steven's Dad as ChatAI would be so freaking Epic.
i need asian GPT
I'd be scared but in a better way than I am about AI in general hahah
HAHAAA community guidelines are sweating right now
Plssss respond. Could you do a video of a how to survive you're Asian family a tutorial or something? Love you're work. You mean so much to me keeping me laugjhing in hard times.
Amen. He is coming again. We all must bow down to the true king. He is kind and loving. You are fearfully and wonderfully made.@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist4
"Imagine a very nice, clean respectable place you want to live in. and imagine you can't afford it." hit me harder than bricks in a spin cycle.
Lol right!
Very nice meditation. Until the end
@@StevenHecheese
That immediately “un-Zens” you 😂
im rich
Bro the “NOBODY WANT TO COME TO YOUR MEETING DEREK U UGLY” got me so hard XDDD
Same
ayo
Maybe…rephrase that?
It probably what Steven was thinking anyway
Honestly it would probably be more effective than anything else he would say. xD
2:38 "I've got a low calorie snack for you: air" absolutely killed me 😂😂😂
My parents sometimes jokingly tell me to eat air before they make food that takes a long time to make. 😂
"Set the kitchen on fire, making cereal" 😂
hi big fan
Hey Ian!
big fan dude keep up the goofy work
Omg are you the vampire from Fortnite?
"I didn't know one could burn juice."
Bro sacrifices his emotional state every video, mad respect
😂😂~ thank you for your sacrifice Steven 😭👍✨
Yes. It hurts.
@@StevenHe 😢
Kumon
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
The amount of emotional damage in this video was off the rails LMAO
Also, as an Asian child the Kumon part was so relatable, depressing flashbacks
Ugh, it's been decades and I still can't escape the spectre of Kumon exercise sheets.
NO KUMON
This channel is my therapy class
I wanted to make a joke about seeing an actual therapist, but I couldn't find a way to make it funny or not incredibly mean. I feel ashamed.
It's not that bad.
"If dollar store is too expensive, you can see pigeons in the subway" 😂
"Last time you set the kitchen on fire... making cereal" LMAO!!! 🤣🤣
What's really impressive is that Steven consistently writes three-minute continuous roasts of himself. What a legend
Yup. This channel is just my therapy homework
@@StevenHe: ☝ In the context of this channel, those words feel like the setup for several good punchlines.
Ex:
["The Dad']: Therapy homework so bad, teacher need more therapist than can help!
True
I don't think he's that creative, he just says what his father already says to him
I hope this isnt his plea of hez forreal feelimg guilty hd lmows hes truly free and is chinese. Most chimese cant say that what ccp wants is not what they want or thwy dissapear.
"No, Last time you set the kitchen on fire, Making cereal" that got me😂😂😂
Same lol
Is this a Simpsons reference?
ikr got me too
@@ajitadonismanilal9105 Homer got it earlier. 😉ruclips.net/video/a-DlCdhsIIU/видео.htmlsi=N8m6tgbe_yYLKzFl
Man your jokes are hilarious. Mad respect for you. Keep up the good work
"How are you dumb in three languages ?"😂😂😂😂😂 iconic
😂😂😂
This joke was already made in Role
Models, by Paul Rudd in relation to the size of coffee cups. Change the original term used of “stupid” to “dumb” & ta-daaa, a recycled phone alert sound.
Yeah if your dumb in three languages than your probably dumb in all
1:49 “The only scale you can go high is the bathroom scale”
That was cleaner than that house he couldn’t afford 🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀
3:09 That one there was an emotional damage 😂😂
“You don’t need a workout you need a miracle”😂
1:06 That hit harder than it needed to 💀
We've all been there. Except for me. I manage to fail in different ways.
@@Echo_419 We all do 👍 glad to be in this together
It always hits hard coming from Steven's Dad or AsianGPT 2.🤣🤣🤣🤣
By chance, did you used to work at Starbucks, Megan?
@@verentyee5413 No, this editing stuff is my first job 👍
@@megan_l_yt Gotcha, keep up the good work!
0:50 "cries in ugly"
*but steven isn't ugly* 😂
Lol fr 🗿☠️
It should be cries in ugly and homeless (but Steven isn't ugly or homeless)
Emotional damage
Missed out on saying “HOW ABOUT FOCUS ON YOUR FAILURE” at 0:37
2:53 is super duper funny
“The cat can walk across the keyboard and get a higher score than you”
“You don’t need a workout you need a miracle”
These hits were so effective my soul left my body. Thank you ChatGPT 😭😭😭
Emotionally damaged me with this post
"Imagine a very nice, clean, respectable place that brings you joy..."
"Then realize you can't afford it." 💀
*Asian GPT
Literally me.
@@noseboop4354That was my favorite one. Although this video is packed with gems, it's hard to choose the best line.
I love the fact that no matter how many times Steven gets failed by ChatAPT, he still uses it
Filial piety is the virtue of exhibiting the proper love and respect for one's parents, elders, and ancestors, particularly within the context of Confucian, Chinese Buddhist, and Daoist ethics.
"Imagine a place that brings you joy.
Then realise you can't afford it"
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
''Music? the only scale u can go higher than is the bathroom scale'' got me dying
2:59 was my favorite 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Emotional damage
3:35 That was a fart of relief, you can't convince me otherwise
1:40 “AsianGPT? I want to be a successful RUclipsr”
“Oh nice! What is it about homelessness that attracts you?” 😂
Rumor has it the nicest thing ChatGPT has done for Steven is to order him a Starbucks uniform
Haha😂😂😂 also be aware of the imposter me in the comments
@@StevenHe Yes , I know that 😄
@@StevenHe hello
2:26 'That sounds about right.'😂😂😂I can't lol
As someone who talks to GPT 3.5 a lot for work, I was expecting:
Steven: "I came all the way from China to go to Chinatown."
AsianGPT 2: "As of the information in Sept 2021, it was your father who swam from with his right foot China while his left foot was busy working on Beijing Corn."
"The cat can walk across the keyboard and get a higher score than you" 💀💀💀💀
"Imagine a very nice, clean, respectable place that brings you joy... Then realize you can't afford it"
I laughed hard for 30 seconds then I started crying because it was too relatable. 🤣
not me im rich boi
The bathroom scale roast was so good. Honestly, I love this type of humor in general.
0:10 double insult!
I had to watch this video 3 times I laughed so hard. It made me forget about my pain. Thanks Stephen. Love you ❤.
0:42 Steven died from emotional damage 😂😂
2:47
“Last time you set di kitchen on FIYAH making cereal!
😂😂😂😂.
3:09
“Gives you time to cope with the rejection, lah.”
O O F .
Didn't laugh at first but he got me after that one 😂😂
‘you don’t need a workout, you need a miracle’
Hands down the funniest video I've seen for a bit, had me rolling at the "set fire to the kitchen making cereal" SLAM CUT
"You don't need a workout, you need a miracle." lol
This guy doesn’t miss! Steven’s channel has grown 10x over the last 1-2yrs. Absolutely phenomenal!
“You don’t need a workout, you need a miracle”
😂😂😂😂
“Last time you set the kitchen on fire, making cereal”
I can’t man 😭😭🙏🙏 I’m actually dying now
"last time you try cooking you set kitchen on fire making cereal" got me laughing hard XD
A humorous masterpiece by the renowned playwright Steven, renowned for his wit and mastery of comedic timing. This classic comedy showcases Steven's exceptional ability to craft clever and amusing dialogue, bringing joy and laughter to audiences around the world. With its well-developed characters, hilarious situations, and expertly delivered punchlines, this play exemplifies Steven's professionalism in the realm of comedy. It is a testament to his talent and dedication to the art form, leaving a lasting impression on all who have the pleasure of experiencing his work.
I can tell this is not written by chatgpt. Because chatgpt has no idea who I am
Well what if I told you it is
Sad. It should@@StevenHe
Dude used AsianGPT 4
„No,the last time you cookt,you set the kitchen on fire.Making cereal“😂
"a cat can walk across the keyboard and still get a higher score than you" 🤣🤣🤣
One day AsianGpt will be released so we can spread the emotional damage to our friends.
Nice. I’d probably just use it on myself
“You don’t need a workout, you need a miracle” story of my life 🤣
“I came all the way from China, to go to China town” that killed me 😂
That sounds abt right! 😂
One of my favorite lines in this skit! Imagine swimming all the way from China to America, then running dozens of miles and climbing mountains just to reach Chinatown🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Yep, I've seen them. 🤣
“Yall heard of those new magma o’s?” “Yeah their fire”
“Imagine a very, nice, clean, respectable place that brings you joy. Then realize you can’t afford it”
This hits hard.
"Hey Asian APT, can you order me some food from like DoorDash?"
"Walk and get it yourself you chubby dumpling. Last time I saw something as inactive as you I was watching a bear in hibernation."
2:07 Or 4 months ago...
Emotional damage
"Your cat can walk across the keyboard and get a higher score than you."
How have I never heard this burn before?
Bro got roasted in 91578 diffrent languages 💀
3:04 "Gives you time to cope with the rejection lah." 😆
2:28 the steamer lid in the fridge was the tipping point. 😂😂😂
You caught that😂
@@StevenHehi
"you don't need to workout, you need a miracle"😂😂😂
"That sounds about right." I'm dead.
We all know ChatGPT is the result of Steven's dad left foot starting a business.
I cringed when Kumon appeared in the background 😂 0:59
I have to admit Steven is the only person on RUclips that makes me actually laugh out loud.
Like some people are amusing, maybe makes me smile however Steven breaks me every time.
It's probably because I grew up with Asian parents.
I appreciate that so much❤ I’m starting to make other videos outside of the growing up in China stories. I hope you like them!
I do not have Asian parents, but this video had me laughing out loud too.
“U don’t need a workout routine u need a miracle” is so funny😂😂😂😂
"you don't need a workout, you need a miracle!" 😅that was personal
I need Steven's dad in my GPS so he can emotionally damage me the entire trip.
"why didn't you turn even a cat could get it"
HAAAA that’s a fantastic idea
@@StevenHeI want your dad as my Google maps voice!
"you dont need a workout routine you need a miracle"
that line his harder than my dad 💀
The best steven video in quite a while.. this did not give me emotional damage, gave me emotional fatality..
"the best thing in new york: the dollar store if it's to expenisve you can see pigeons in the subway" got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Cries in ugly” I’m dead 😂
"I came, FROM china, to go to CHINATOWN?"
Twenty thousand IQ move right there
I love how Steven already crying even before the ChatGPT finished the sentence
Not even Steven's Dad can emotinally damage Steven this goo- oh wait xD
Bro I swear Steven always finds a way to make anything funny 😂❤
"NOBODY WANT TO COME TO YOUR MEETING DEREK YOU UGLY" had me rolling on the floor!
Knock-off ChatGPT continues to cause _emotional damage._
*"Nothing can beat asian intelligence"*
-issac newton
"NOBODY WANT TO COME TO YOUR MEETING DEREK YOU UGLY-"
😂😂😂😂😂lmao
I swear any time I attempt to relax it's exactly as ChatGPT 2 said. Imagine your happy place than realize you will never afford it.
"The only scale you can go high on is the bathroom scale" lmao
"You don't need to work out, you need miracle" Epic reply
1:51 Steven reveals his secret on how he makes the perfect videos
1:58 Someone’s out here giving us ‘Meta’ data.
I'm surprised Steven He still manages to keep himself up and kicking since making these types of video will eat away his sanity. Huge respect for you, man! You never fail to deliver high quality humor.
At this point, Steven has endured more childhood trauma than the younglings Anakin killed.
"a cat can walking across the keyboard and get a higher score than you" .............. ROFL LOLzzzz
"Last time you set the kitchen on fire....making cereal." I'm crying. 😂😂🤣 This man is a gem.
Making a fire by making cereal is actually really impressive. Survival skills 💪
Just like the prehistoric used to
It is believed that the amount of Emotional Damage dished out in this video is the highest ever recorded in human history
"Last time you set the kitchen on fire making cereal" is bro cooking his Lucky Charms 💀
“You don’t need a workout, you need a miracle” 💀 had me rolling
AsianGPT is powered for 1000 years by Steven's dad sandal slap.
One slap power the whole city
OMFG That Kumon bit had me dead! I worked at one of those places for the most anal boss I've ever had. No matter how good a job you did he would find anything that was less than absolute human perfection and tell you you're dumb in 3 languages. He couldn't even do Calculus or beat me at Chess 😂😂
Alternate title: chatgpt being brutally honest for 4 mins
“Imagine a nice clean, respectable place that brings you joy-and then realize you can’t afford it.” 😂
“AsianGPT I’m thinking of cooking tonight, got any recipes?”
“No.” 😂
Legend has it that Steven's dad only invented ChatGPT to prove his son is a failure
Love how the Beijing Corn co is branching out now. Can’t wait to see what they develop next!
Haha yes. The plan is for being born to become a huge corporation that owns everything
That Kumon hits me hard. As a fellow Asian, I know how it feels to be in that sacred place. 😭😭
I’m also an Asian and I know how it feels to.