"AXE-ASSASSIN ALBERTSON" (Segment 3 of 5) - A Bad Lip Reading of Hamilton
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- Опубликовано: 8 июн 2024
- Peaches Man returns to Bleaker Town and Dewey sings "Sweet Fueling"
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00:00 Intro
00:10 Why'd you have to spray emotion in my face?
01:00 Peaches Man
01:45 Bet you wish YOU had a turbo estate
02:23 Sweet Fueling
05:33 So which do you like?
05:41 Outro/Peaches Man
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The BLR gods have answered our prayers
Time to watch Hamilton but mute it and play this album instead. A far better experience overall
Okay, NOW we're really sweet fueling.
Ima be singin "Sweet Fuelin" for awhile, hilarious.
-Tells you he knows a barber you would like
-Refuses to elaborate
-Leaves
The Peaches Man is clearly talking about Barber Dan (the one whose eyes look like tiny soup cans)
Was just thinking this ... like can you not follow the plot ?
@@FairieSnuffythey prioritize following the performers’ lips over a coherent story
@@FairieSnuffy Yea bro like it’s supposed to be a parody -_-
@@thoseotherfilmsThis
C’mon guys, let’s admit it. We’re all sweet fueling.
Not if you’re eating tofu
maybe the real sweet fueling was the friends we made along the way
I'm sweet fuelin'.
REALLY surprised to not see any comments about “But I rain fire with the fire in my rebel soul machine.”
best line of a banger song
Even if peaches were easy to grow, you'd still get yours from the Peaches Man, because he grows them right.
And you get a free artery can.
I’d like to see Hamilton performed live with this script
No, the audience would demand too many encores.
Sweet Fueling is a legit BANGER! Great job, guys!
Right? Same thing I was going to comment. :D
We need the instrumental version of Sweet Fuelling, it's so damn good
Pretty sure BLR is just one guy
"My successful authorization covers you to get neck-deep in rhymes..."
Already on Spotify!
"My successful authorization covers you to get neck-deep in rhymes" is a great line.
Came to look for this comment. I lost my shit when he said that. Best line whole segment.
Sweet fueling, brah.
Unironically, that line goes so hard.
You ever listen to a song and just think "wow, this is pure, magical poetry?"
Never thought I'd find that in a BLR video, but here we are.
I had to rewind 3 times to even begin to digest the brilliance
Genuinely amazing line.
The Peaches Man’s real name is Brian, and the barber he recommended is Dan, he keeps his peach apron in the second floor of Dan’s barber shop.
Dan has weird soup can eyes
Just that little detail about when he says "Now my friend, don't tell me your brain is sweet fueled" and pronounced "fueled" with that Elizabethan stress on the "-ed", just that little taste of style.
Love that detail.
The doppelganger reference in the first segment was a Chekov's gun. The plot thickens.
Poor Chekhov. He died too soon.
It also appears in the full version of the intro song
"I am the one that can think of easy things to draw!"
Damn he flexin on everyone
Even the 5-year olds
"Now I have to go make sure all my skin gets disinfected" This took me out🤣
@ancient people 🅥 omg I swear I’ve seen this comment in every video today
@@imnotzero5957 because it's a bot
@@peterlewis2178 two months on and RUclips STILL hasn't caught on that it is a bot.
5:49 the whole thing has high quality music but WOW this part's melody and harmony is beautifully written
Unexpected Sufjan Stevens
“Why’d you have to go spray emotion in my face?” First line in the video, and I was already destroyed 😆
I was so happy to see that “Sweet Fueling” was one of the best selling songs on the album on iTunes.
Just listened to it again. It's quite beautiful.
"If you don't believe in real diseases, these diseases can't get you!" is an uncomfortably common line of logic in real life
ikr that made me laugh audibly because of how real that is
True indeed💯
Yeah, that line got me good
Riiiight⁉️
"Get real man, they're real!"
"Are you really asking me to scoot the cha cha?"
That line tickled me more than I expected.
There's a lot of inter-episode references - centaurs, cha-cha, beans, peaches, etc. Just makes feel that little bit more real.
Okay, it’s official, someone needs to make this a real show.
Do a full Axe-Assassin Albertson performance and then reverse-BLR it back into Hamilton.
Can they do it right *after* "Medieval Land Fun-Time World" ?
I want to see the original cast in it.
@@Crouteceleste Exactly. That and "Soy Pablo." Seriously two of the best trailers I've seen for anything.
Just take some drugs and let it kick in while watching this. That should do the trick.
"Things were getting kind of weird, changed just in time" is my nomination for best lyric.
"But I rain fire with the fire in my rebel soul machine."
Beautiful.
"I appreciate y'all singing, it's better than a really great sex scene" 🤣
Sex scene, sex scene, SEX SCENE!
I'd like to have a function called Bad Lip Reading on my ear buds so every bad movie would become hilarious...
I need one for Customer Service. "You're looking for the Dirty Myth Pile? Why do you think I'm Stephen?"
As someone who's never seen the original, this is officially my favorite version of Hamilton and the og will always be in 2nd place.
Dare I also suggest the Muppet version of the entire musical which you can find on RUclips? 🤗
@@klaudia6057 Lol. I'll check it out; thanks.
"Peaches Man" is the Showstopper.
I will never see Hamilton now, and have no desire to. This is like what it would be like if Shakespeare wrote a musical. This is 4th dimension stuff.
Right? I've always wanted to watch Hamilton but now after seeing this I feel like ill just be disappointed 😂i want a full version of this
I love the very precise level of randomness inserted into the lyrics… like they’re not complete nonsense, most of the time they’re an understandable idea expressed in a batshit insane way with implausible details. Like, you could say “my friend ate too much and is taking a nap” but why would you when you could say “My Wiccan buddy Sampson is face-first, ‘cause he maxed out on my soybean meringue.”
I was in this marketing class in college… I had no idea someone was Sweet Fuelin’ in the room next to me!
you never know
"Why'd you have to spray emotion in my face?! Yuck! Now I gotta make sure all my skin is disinfected."
My favorite line from anything ever.
"Bones and flesh are rigged up inside of us all / We defied the Capricorn!" could be Coheed and Cambria lyric.
god youre so right
I would unironically listen to “Sweet Fueling” the way I listen to “Drifted Gray” and “Judy Moonlight” - which is constantly and with great love.
Bushes of Love is my "heartbroken crying" tune, so yeah 🙂 no kidding.
"Judy, you were meant to be only with me!"
@@Afurthyclays There's no reason for the lyrics to go as hard as they do :O
"Your light wrapped around me like a river, washing all the wounds and tired lies, and quenching a thirst I had learned to live with."
“Sweet Fueling” almost sounds like it was written by Bill Wurtz
Yes
Or the guy from welcome to the internet
"Show them Brian's peach apron... and then have time for food after midnight Now I'm really sweet fueling I'm sweet, sweet fueling..." I felt that. In my soul.
As always, incredible. Now I’m off for some sweet fueling.
I want a list of music that inspired the music from this. I am actually obsessed and I want more! I know the numbers on these videos aren't outrageous(which is a fucking actual crime) but this is my favorite music right now and I want more!
You mean other than the actual songs from Hamilton?
@@AnitaClue They mean musically inspired the songs. Stylistically, these songs aren't a lot like Hamilton's. Although a lot of these do have a rather Broadway-esque quality to them with the background singing.
This inspired me to actually sit down and watch the original. Part of me wanted it to be a cringe-fest, but I was delightfully surprised by how good it was! The actors' voices are not at all what I'd imagined. Axe Assassin's voice was almost the same as BLR's though. "This is a normaler sort of tone for me."
Yeah BLR does a pretty good approximation of LMM's voice. Seems like they go silly-voice 90% of the time but if they have someone who can do a real impersonation they go for that, like here or Woody Harrelson's voice in the Hunger Games ones.
I'm just wondering how you went into Hamilton thinking it would be a bad musical lmao.
@@adamwarlock1 it's all just one guy unless it's credited
@@TheAdvertisement i actually used to think people liked hamilton ironically before i watched it
@@GarbageAtSB bruh
“sweet boom boom is confused” 😂😂 I’m dying of laughter!
im not even smiling, but...whatever floats your boat I guess?
Sweet Fueling is the heartfelt dialogue of a community resident going through his food supplies and thinking about his place in the world. He reflects on the fact that they are alive, ghosts can’t sleep comfortably like they do. He offsets this bleak comparison with a joke about his brother having trouble with bologna, no doubt a tough time on the toilet caused him to lose his unique hairstyle.
The skulls of dinosaurs recently hunted weigh heavy on Hair on Fur, he can barely get up the steps to his home.
He reflects on the ramblings of a neighbor, who claims that if you don’t believe in diseases, they won’t hurt you. Hair disputes this, but quickly warns that Sampson has passed out from eating Hair’s Soybean Meringue, and they shouldn’t wake him.
Hair on Fur goes back to eating, or as he likes to say “Sweet Fueling” yet dreams of rebellion against the Capricorn. He wishes he could find the mythic Time Machine, perhaps the greatest hope they have to reverse all this.
He walks around the community, stops to contemplate Barber Dale and his disturbing mutation, in the form of soup can shaped eyes.
He thinks about finding a group of friends to show to Brian the peaches man, specifically his hand sewn apron, which the community adores.
This train of thought goes back to fueling, he must focus on his fueling.
He then gains the inspiration of his strengths, his jealousy towards a taken lover, and his longing while that lover learns marketing.
He distracts himself with another form of food, you can tell he’s not as excited as his words entail.
In comes the tragic mutated Henson “boom-boom” who has gained a set of spider legs. This brings Hair on Fur into a child like state for a moment, most likely from a traumatic memory.
Soon after he comforts Henson by saying he gets confused too.
He realizes the community has joined him in reflection, claims it’s more pleasant than his favorite part of films, which happen to be sex scenes.
This brings him to reflect on these years, how luck has changed for the better, his authority has given him the ability to bring his art to the people. He encourages them to fuel, even if they don’t trust Tofu.
This night will be rough, The people will comfort their children, but they all know what they are, defying the doppelgängers, defying Capricorn, and sweet fueling to survive.
-From the account of “Axe Assassin” Albertson
Sweet Fueling is an absolute masterpiece. I am going to use this phrase every time I eat sugar now. Thank you BLR for the successful authorization!
THERE'S MORE??? BLR you have officially made my day. This is just too good to be true. Has anyone sent this to Lin yet?
Lin already mentioned the 1st segment in his Twitter (WONDER MODE!)
Why's nobody referring to him as M i r a n d a ? 😀
As someone who has memorized the entirety of Hamilton, it’s incredible how much your lyrics match their lip movements and the original lyrics. Amazing job!
I wish Leslie Odom Jr. was singing Sweet Fueling outside of my marketing class
Why is "Sweet Fueling" such a genuinely good song? They should make professional music.
This upload was funny as shit, too. Surprised all the other parts dropped at once.
The guy behind BLR is actually in the professional music industry.
@@MilesEdgeworth129 that would make sense!
"I'm the peaches man...." That's all it took and I almost spit out my water
This was killer! The rise of the Doppelganger was perfect, and Sweet Fueling is my new favorite song, not even kidding.
"I'm not pleased to see the Henson boy mutated!" Milk hasn't spurted out my nose in a while. Thank you, BLR!
"You know what? It's just my flawed brain."
Gotta say I haven't been able to get Sweet Fueling out of my head since I first watched this. It's one of the best songs the channel's ever made - might even say it's better than a really great sex scene
As funny as these are I can also appreciate the work it went in to the composition and singing and practice and rehearsal you all had to put in. Great job.
“Man on the inside” not only smuggles information he also smuggles peaches 🍑
Segment 4: ruclips.net/video/EpcT0DY7RsA/видео.html
Lol.
I was 👍#333
illumi Naughty confirmed!
Hilarious
This is truly amazing! Good job
i love your work man. but this play just sucks even with you trying to make it better it still sucks
@BadLipReading, So ya'll got time for all this, but we still ain't gotten the "Cologne" song yet? For shame'er.
I now have respect for Mr. Reeding's musical abilities. Sweet Fueling is a fucking dope track
This is hilarious especially the lack of a full and supporting chorus, leaving just footsteps and emptiness around the main character's part 🤣
I don't understand how this GOD of a youtuber managed to make a coherent plot out of bad lip reading.
The quality of music is still SO OUTSTANDING! Bravo!
Today we’re blessed with the super-intelligence of KASCAID. Finally the adventures of the Axe-Assassin will be forgotten no more!
I love how most of the sentences and conversations actually make sense
Thank you so much for the closed captioning!
He has CC on 98.33% of his videos. He got the idea for BLR when his mother went completely deaf very rapidly in her 40s. He recalls that she picked up the skill of lip reading very fast and could understand people and converse normally with them as long as she could see them. He tried, very unsuccessfully, to do the same thing. But he ended up entertaining his friends, and eventually the world, with what he *thought* people were saying. So yeah, in tribute to his late deaf mother, he always puts in CC himself.
Honestly, at least in the Hamilton musical, Hercules Mulligan would absolutely sell peaches.
"We're all data inside"
Mind blown
Sweet Fueling is absolutely incredible.
Bad Lip Reading has some of the best songs ever.
I wasn’t feeling the songs of the previous two segments cuz they were a little too random, but the Peaches and Sweet Fueling were much more cohesive with their randomness and quite enjoyable!
This is the one that felt cohesive to you? What was it, the part about eating a hockey puck like a squash?
Edit: It has come to my attention that it is a “hockeypuck-like squash” that is being grilled. Which actually does make more sense.
The doppelgänger bit is an acid trip and I love it.
This is the best series ever. I hope this gets all the attention it deserves. Absolute masterpiece
"my successful authorization covers you to get neck deep in rhymes" is such a hard line. I can't stop thinking about it ❤️
I’m always in awe of your vids. You make it look like it’s exactly what they’re saying.
Axe-Assassin may be your greatest work yet.
"The air is poison
You hear a noise on the wind and then
A doppelganger from the Overspace appears again
All of these demons got me swingin' and cleavin'
You know my axe is running hot,
I've been using it a lot."
These lyrics slap
@@nightsgrow6575 one of my favorites is still
"Every night, by the light of the chemical fire
There's a fight to decide who will die
In the chemical fire". That's also from the full album
2:43
the way he stares into the camera looking satisfied with himself like these lyrics make any sense whatsoever always gets me
"You really askin' to scoot the cha-cha?" Using this.
4:02 - AI is supposed to have a 98.33% and the only line it got right was 'I am the one'. Honestly more impressed on how many words were changed
When you know something is named Hamilton and you decide they're really saying Albertson, you know 98.33 is a sweet sweet lie.
There is some seriously good singing in these!
Sweet Fueling is legitimately one of my favourite songs ever now. A nonsense song with amazing music... Wow, lol.
I can't believe I don't seem to have commented this yet, but Sweet Fueling is mind blowingly good, I get like layers of goosebumps
I miss your songs so much 😭
“Doppelgänger swag should not be a thing.”
I'm patiently waiting for "You'll be back"
Don't need to wait any longer! ruclips.net/video/Tm-TMBoKu60/видео.html
@@SteveSensenig Oh wow, thanks! I didn't even realize. My abo box just showed me this one.
dude these vids are so dope, goddamn how you come up with all this shit is beyond me. My favorite all time is your Yoda and Luke one, fucking die every time I watch that shit.
This is pure genius and my brain is now fully scrambled
JenniG Yes!
I've never seen Hamilton before. Now, I don't need to or want to. These BLR versions are beautiful. The music is so good, I can't even 😂👌
Also, "Creek Dolphins" sent me XD
I just had peach. Shortage of those must indeed suck.
"But I rain fire with the fire in my rebel soul machine" is actually fucking awesome.
That’s all folks! Tune in next week for another exciting episode of…
*AXE*
*ASSASSIN*
*ALBERTSON!!!*
Of all these segments “Sweet Fueling” is my favorite of all
This music has no right being this good. The man behind the curtain is an evil genius and we thank you for that
I love how doppelgängers are mythical demons in this
5:47 "Better peaches than anyone you know!"🎶
"You're the only peach seller we know, so that isn't saying much"🎵
"I saw you walking out of skylars room" is such a perfect thing to leave in. If that wasnt the origonal line it wouldnt surprise me with how little I'm familiar with the origonal.
peaches man is my favorite song now
I was going to comment that, "I believe bologna may have ruined my little brother's runway hair curl." Is the greatest lyric of all time. Then I heard: "... now we have to be quiet. My wiccan buddy Sampson is face first 'cause he maxed out on my soy bean meringue."
And it all matches the mouth movements!!!
These guys are amazing. Truly an example of unfettered genius.
“Y’know what, it’s just my flawed brain” lol I feel that
The fact that “scooting the tango” was a reaccuring way of them saying the devils tango xD
Sweet Fuelin' has become my favorite song. Nice work!
You guys sound good. And sync off course. But the surprising thing is how damn good everything sounds. I'm sincerely impressed.
WOW! Thanks for the Sweet Fueling.
honestly incredible
Peaches Man is a certified banger
These keep getting better and better
Can we get Sweet Feuling on Spotify pls?
The whole Axe-Assassin Albertson album is already on Spotify
Really did a number here, I appreciate a good laugh along with a great song.
This is my favorite section so far! Really funny and fun!
I love how “oh s- - -“ became “Gita Machete”