I can carry a lotta tools in my tool belt, which makes me more functional. I can switch out tools in my belt for different work, which makes me more versatile. Be a fu€king toolbelt.
"Oh I made an offer to text your girlfriend. I can show her all the rings." "Uh, he talked to my girlfriend? That's mean. Boy, that's mean. Tom Brady that's so mean."
He knows the heat is coming for him! 😆 Side note- I legitimately know someone that named his son “Harrison Johnson” just so he could call him Harry Johnson! And that’s just mean... hilarious, but mean. 😂
A behind-the-scenes of this whole process would be absolutely awesome. I myself, and surely many others would love to bear witness to how they come up with these dubs. I'm curious as to whether or not there's a conference room with a bulletin board of suggestions or if they merely come up with this brilliance off the cuff. I imagine there's a whole lot of work put into these either way
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
With twilight coming out on Netflix, I had to revisit the classic BLR, and thought surely this guy can't still be making vids. The content has literally only got better. A+
Somehow this is exactly how my conversations go in my dreams~ they make no sense at all and from time to time only 2 sentences really "fit together" xDD
“I thought there was an angel on top of the car, but it was just a mutant goat.” Yeah, I feel you man. Those mutant goats can look like angels sometimes.
@@drhexagonapus He's literally said it. In the beginning he only said, " I don't think god decides who wins football games", but later became more explicit in his statements.
@@Redact63Lluks I mean, you're not wrong. But then, most leaders do, it's just that our media isn't censored, so it actually makes it into the cut the internet gets.
Come on guys you’re telling us Mr PotatoHead hasn’t given you more material in the last 7 months?? lol 😂 can’t wait to see something new!! All my admiration and respect to your twisted minds!
That's the part when I started to lol but by the time the music started I was laughing so hard I woke up the whole sleepy town. The funniest thing in years.
pachebell potato pail!!Kole Noscopy. Go ahead." drizzlin flamenco baton!!tiny morning rash! these name shots are my favorite!! it makes me fall off my chair each time!! thank you for continuing to provide the laughs !!!
LOVED THIS VIDEO!! The players roll call had me laughing out loud. I think all your sports videos are great, but this one is the BEST so far. Can’t wait for the next one.
That Song such a banger it hits different it the best bedtime song of all time without a doubt great Job Bad lip reading making one of the best songs of all time 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
YOU GUYS ARE FRIKKING GENIUSES!! Normally I really like your videos, but I LOVED this one!! I hope you continue making videos for many years to come!! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼😁😁😁
Приколы
that song at the end.... we didnt deserve that, but we are grateful we got it.
Anyone else wanting just that song as a second video to loop it endlessly?
Just me..?
We are not worthy to have that song
@@lorelk8782 I STAND WITH YOU!
This song is like finding $20 in your pocket before you do pants laundry
Lonely Island would be proud
“Lost a quarter in my foreskin.”
Hate when that happens.
Must be really cheesy down there, need to clean up down there and you'll find it.
@@TheTurkaderr That’s my Fumunda Cheese.
Cheese from under
comforting to know i'm not alone
Just shake it out to get a dime and two nickels!
@@lorraine9242 The only thing that came out was whipped cream
"I’ll do anything you’re asking, HAAAAAAAAAAA"
That got me every time😂😂
😂😂😂😂
''-Don't be a tool belt.
-What?
-A tool belt. Like, be yourself. Not a belt.'''
The best advise you can have in live. For real !
ha it really is
I can carry a lotta tools in my tool belt, which makes me more functional. I can switch out tools in my belt for different work, which makes me more versatile. Be a fu€king toolbelt.
Brady: "I'm so humble"
Trainer: "Good job man"
Brady: "I know"
okay
They didn't change the audio 😂
Sounds about right ✅
One of my favorite clips in this besides the Mahomes yelling.
@@randdeardorff5091 Was gonna say that, ya beat me to it. 😄
"Oh I made an offer to text your girlfriend. I can show her all the rings."
"Uh, he talked to my girlfriend? That's mean. Boy, that's mean. Tom Brady that's so mean."
This is legitimately a savage burn
@@MurdocIsASaint it was actually said
This was the best part of NFL BLRs since the orange peanut. No joke
@@DMBlade4 An orange peanut! For me?!
@@veryberry39 well i accept you.
"I lost a quarter in my foreskin" I THINK I MIGHT HAVE BROKEN A FEW RIBS LAUGHING-
🤣🤣🤣
oh my god this
ok
“I could show her all the rings!” The fact Tom Brady was saying this is just amazing
When they can match up an actual relevant sentence like that it's mind boggling.
This called bad lip reading, it's intentionally inaccurate
Except it's not inaccurate.@@fromulus
“I’m disappointed in your wrist size.” There’s no coming back from that. 😔✌️
That hurt. That hurt bad.
it's been said of others 😂😂
"Your wrist game is weak, old man." - Darth Vader, script before editing.
“12. Easy.”
True friendship right there.
KOLE NOSCOPY: “go ahead“ bwaaahahaaaaaaa!
Jordan Love and Logan Ryan. True friends
That was my favorite line💀💀
One of the best parts of the video
@Nola Memento Mori🖤🤍
"how'd frank get a frittata?" Man is asking the real questions.
"The wiiiiiind, the wiiiiiiiiiind" This is where I lost it.
“Well may I offer to text your girlfriend I can show her all the rings”
That wasn’t a bad lip reading that’s just what he said
Big facts
TRUEEE
For real tho
ruclips.net/video/1fukprBT6gQ/видео.html
God bless everyone..,,
"Kole Noscopy. Go ahead."
This is a man who has been through a lot in life.
God bless everyone ..,,
not very often do i hear kole with a k
The go ahead was so perfect, that had me dying lmao
Or he’s just one of GrayStillPlays’ sims
He is often the butt of the joke.....
Sorry, it was right there lol
“His dumplins are danglin there!!!” Lmao it keeps getting funnier every second
0:53 Cremson DeLowry, the Earl of Transylvania | Freshmountain Sweetroll | Cankle Chafer | Swellcrotch
1:43 Morflavorus, the Amazing Zazoo! | Audio Tone Golem
2:24 X-Rated Kissing Machine | T'Trerio Typhoim | (just) Woodsack
3:17 Kole Noscopy | Huxley Icefish | Quizzlan Margu | Governor Gucci
3:31 Pachelbel Potato-Pail | Equinis Decay | Tumor Stuff
3:51 Mild Whisper James | Socks | Buck Tasty | Drizzlin' Flamenco Baton | Shy Lamar Slemps | Johnny Marvelous
4:48 Grocklin Sandpaper | Baba O'Riley | Boneslaw Duct Tape | Scopesnake
5:20 Squatch Honcho | Tiny Morning-Rash | Borkzimmer Shasta | Rockitaw Wingnut | Silky Bidet Jorgensen | Wart Candy
6:01 Braincramp Cranklin | Symbolicious | Hoteltour Mosaic | Quail Overees | Laddison Landpiper | Dreem Nutz | SJ-1 Awesomer Tattoo
Thanks for the effort 👍👍
@@BojaneBugami your thanks are much appreciated
"She got pushed in the fountain then she stabbed her legs...obviously she was carrying assorted tools"
I feel like that's not even parody...
he's cracked the case!
Obviously. 👍
Obviously she didn't follow Brady's advice.
For just such a possibility
Sorry, I was talking to a bat. He's gonna be okay.
Thank God. I was so worried.
"I like to pretend I'M a creature of the night!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Slater is such a good guy he even cares about bats
Bats have feelings too. Its good they have someone to talk to.
The bat's probably gonna be okay because it's not in China. 😬
I've not watched a second of NFL, but I love knowing when the Superbowl's on, cos it means we'll soon get a new Bad Lip Reading.
"just run to the other side and I'll pitch it to you" an actual good lip reading lol.
“The wind, the wind, ohhh the wind” “ yea literally zero wind”
ruclips.net/video/S27hXw0jAks/видео.html phase 3
I get more excited for this than the Super Bowl
and it certainly was more entertaining lol
Same I’ve been waiting for this since the beginning of the football season 😂😂
Lol me toooooo
This is the only reason for nfl to exist anymore.
SAME
"Is that doll making you nervous?"
Well... It wasn't until just now...
1:30 “You want me to compute?” Gets me every time. 🤣
"I'm disappointed in your wrist size" I'm actually self-conscious about that.. Thanks a lot Poyer
I can't be the only one that looked down at their wrist when he said that. I did feel genuinely attacked yeahghuia
@@pattyayers the girth. THE GIRTH.
I’m disappointed that you thought someone cared about you being self-conscious about your wrist
Same lol
"Kole Noscopy , go ahead" lmfao.
😃 thank you for likes 😃
He's ready for it. 🤣
He knows the heat is coming for him! 😆
Side note- I legitimately know someone that named his son “Harrison Johnson” just so he could call him Harry Johnson! And that’s just mean... hilarious, but mean. 😂
Yeah classic
@@MrWizeazz I used to razz a friend of mine because his mother was named Sharon Johnson...
ruclips.net/video/S27hXw0jAks/видео.html phase 3
A behind-the-scenes of this whole process would be absolutely awesome. I myself, and surely many others would love to bear witness to how they come up with these dubs. I'm curious as to whether or not there's a conference room with a bulletin board of suggestions or if they merely come up with this brilliance off the cuff. I imagine there's a whole lot of work put into these either way
"lost a quarter in my foreskin"
i couldn't have been more unprepared for that. I nearly choked on my food. gg
“He talked to my girlfriend? That’s mean. That’s mean. Tom Brady that’s so mean.”
Im pretty sure that's what he really said which got Mathieu crying to the media
Boy that's mean!
" *E* *e* *E* *e* *E* *e* *E* *e* ... Sorry, I was talking to a bat. He's gonna be okay." 😆
I can relate
DED at that part :D
God bless everyone.,
I heard the bat was eaten
That one got me. 🤣
You're locked in the zoo.
What do you do?
Got me dying.XD
A challenging question!
“Kole noscopy.....go ahead” 😂😂
I refuse to think that Tom Brady’s lines aren’t what he’s actually saying
Better warm my towel.
... 🤭 But, it's true!
Specifically in that voice too
Especially “I’ll have to pay you in cash” ….to the refs 🤷🏻♀️
Especially the belt one lol
“Ima text your girlfriend and show her my rings” that was ruthless😂😂😂😂
I think he actually said that lmfao
Fosho
GOVERNOR GUCCI.
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@Praise___YaH Dude shut up
With twilight coming out on Netflix, I had to revisit the classic BLR, and thought surely this guy can't still be making vids. The content has literally only got better. A+
Somehow this is exactly how my conversations go in my dreams~ they make no sense at all and from time to time only 2 sentences really "fit together" xDD
“I thought there was an angel on top of the car, but it was just a mutant goat.”
Yeah, I feel you man. Those mutant goats can look like angels sometimes.
As saw
Rogers : "I was thinking....maybe I could read you some bible verses?"
Everyone : "Later"
it’s ironic bc Rodgers is an atheist irl
I was crackin up lel
@@chrisray5054 he is? Did you read that somewhere?
@@drhexagonapus He's literally said it.
In the beginning he only said, " I don't think god decides who wins football games", but later became more explicit in his statements.
Is this the only BLR we're going to get this year??
Gave up after Biden won, cuz Biden speaks in Bad Lip Readings
@@j.francisward1897 when memes become reality it hurts us all.
What happened
@@miplaylis2054 the US president says shit that is funnier than anyone could pretend he might say.
@@Redact63Lluks I mean, you're not wrong. But then, most leaders do, it's just that our media isn't censored, so it actually makes it into the cut the internet gets.
There needs to be players reaction videos to these. Would be priceless 🙌💯
Tom Brady: "I'm so humble"
Teammate: "Good job man"
Tom Brady: "I know"
💍💍💍💍💍💍💍
@@lhodgins7 7th like
@@lhodgins7 didn’t dare give you a like since you have seven already
Keep @Luke HodGinz likes at 7
@@FBI-xk4vf I was the 8th like :)
"Risk is really risky" - true words have never been spoken.
Hmm yes the floor here is made of floor
God bless everyone..,
Boneslaw. Duct tape
*Truer
A baby is a little man
That hair flip in the song at 7:09…Perfect
I love bad lip reading and the fact that I found a whole channel of it makes me so happy lol!
“I was hoping I could read you some bible verses”
- Aaron Rodgers
Everyone else "ohhhhh" *leaves*
"I feel quite bad for this weakling. I'm gonna mess with him."
Pro gamers when they encounter a noob.
That's so true.
Yeah true
God bless everyone..,
Hahahaha
Jeez 6 months since a video...hope you're ok. Really love these videos and I hope you'll be back.
Absolute Genius! The player names had me pi¥¥ng myself, especially "Audio Tone Golem"!!
"You got crows feet"
"Come back here. Kid!"
I think that was actually said
I feel like their whole altercation that was what they actually said
😂😂
Everyone knows he didn't say "kid."
@皇国臣民 not at all relevent learn to shush
"Be yourself. Not a belt."
Solid.
Tool.
Words to live by
I need that on my wall
I'm crying. I can't take how great these guys are 😂😂
"FRECKLES ON THE SAND"
"I hurt mah skin again"
“She got pushed in the fountain, then she stabbed her legs. Obviously she was carrying a lot of assorted tools.” -The Ref
This one made me belly laugh at 5:30am cst haha
NOW that was funny
I spat my drink when he said that....
Wise words
It's the body language that makes this a gem
Ezekiel Elliot looks like he means it when he says "I'll do anything you're asking."
Truly lol
Dude i was dying at that part. The way he like moves his head and twinks his eye 🤣🤣🤣
How do you think he got that scholarship? 😉
He does unless it's asking him to get a few extra yards on the field.
“Kole Noscopy, go ahead” makes me cry laughing every time I watch this
Come on guys you’re telling us Mr PotatoHead hasn’t given you more material in the last 7 months?? lol 😂 can’t wait to see something new!! All my admiration and respect to your twisted minds!
When homie said “her heart is fictional” I felt that
"I get it he's tall he's a star and married to a goddess. But what does he do in a bathtub? WHAT DOES HE DO IN A BATHTUB?!!! 😂
His facial expressions killed me lol
That was the best one
He really wanna know lol
That's the part when I started to lol but by the time the music started I was laughing so hard I woke up the whole sleepy town. The funniest thing in years.
"Tudem tay tay tedum te tay tay" 😂
Best song after Bushes of love 👍🏻
The NFL videos always crack me up, more please!
"Sorry I was talking to a bat, he's gonna be OK" 🤣🤣🤣
When properly summoned, the Audio Tone Golem is a musician's best friend.
I hear Boss is making him into a pedal
God bless everyone..,,
Jamz by Golem
I feel that
"I have to survive" could have actually been what Watson said considering Houston's O-line lol
XD IM PREGNANT AND I HAVE TO SURVIVEEEEEEE
Rips off .mask and spits like insanely
I didn't know I needed this song! Zeke starts the hook & Njoku's perfectly timed hair toss/lyrics!! Y'all are too talented!!
pachebell potato pail!!Kole Noscopy. Go ahead." drizzlin flamenco baton!!tiny morning rash! these name shots are my favorite!!
it makes me fall off my chair each time!! thank you for continuing to provide the laughs !!!
“Just run toward the other side, then I will pitch it to you.”
Best football advice I’ve ever heard.
Why is this so hard for some teams to figure out!?
That was the whole Pittsburgh offense this year.
ruclips.net/video/QYxNtMINVwo/видео.html
Yes and I just learned something about football
It’s not football at all if there’s barely any ball to feet contact so don’t call it football
"I was thinking... I could read you guys some bible verses..." Almost lost it.
The walk away...🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yup. Just walk away, Renee.
“I feel quite bad for this weakling, I’m gonna mess with him”🤣🤣🤣
The song at the end was fire
“I like to pretend I’m a creature of the night.”
My four year old self felt that.
Have you watched the movie "Meet The Blacks"?
@@tumelo4526 Sadly I haven't 😔
Yes...four year old self... definitely not my 36 year old self.
‘’Ricky, Where’s my bunny??? RICKY?!?!?’’
Ricky: 😳
🗿
😶😶😶
"The wind.. the wind" crack me up😂
HER HEART IS FICTIONAL
"Eee-Eeee-Eee. Sorry. I was talking to a bat. He's gonna be okay."
I thought for sure he was talking to a dolphin👀🐬
“Everything’s worse under a lens” I feel that
Wait was it lens or a lance?
@@tougerunss8241 I thought it was Lance?
I was gonna say Gillmore came with a what seems as a wise gem on that one
The part in the song when he was like "nah what was ya question again?"😂😂😂
"I thought it was an angle on top of my car, but it was just a mutant goat."
-Dumbledore said calmly...
"I thought there was an angel on top of the car, but it was just a mutant goat ahehehe" 0:40
It's actually a very engaging story really
To be in a writers meeting for one of these would be gold!! Every line is special....
4:26 “I was thinkin,’ maybe I could read you some Bible verses…” Everyone walks away is the funniest moment. 😂
"I can feel the wind man! THE WIND! THE WIND!"
"literally zero wind"
Ya I know I used to baby sit
I READ THAT AS IT PLAYED!!!
I want the Papa Duke's rotten enculada. I'm gonna make love tonight - Sean Payton
Do duh dang do do dang I need to pay you in cash
The quiet kid to the school bully: "I'm gonna do a fight"
@皇国臣民 "hanbok" sounds almost like a sport idk why xD
"May I offer to text your girlfriend." I'm going to steal that one.
Please make a new one for this year's season. I love these so much
Who ever does Tom Brady's voice should get an oscar
Isn't it all the same person?!...😳😳😳😳😳😳
What award would that be exactly.
@@JGunit The Oscar for Best Surround Sound CGI by a single mom raising three kids while studying string theory
u mean the same person that does all the other voices
The one doing mahomes is the mvp
They need to do a zoom meeting where all the players are watching this and laughing their heads off. That would be an instant RUclips classic.
I would 1000% watch that lol.
OMG 🤣 absolutely
Omg that's fucking brilliant!!! 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏
2:38 "Lost a quarter in my foreskin" 🤣🤣 I am in tears 🤣
Oh my word.... BLR you HAVE to do a full "Bring That Grickly Juice" song!!
THE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL IN A BASKET... WHERE HAVE YOU GONE??!?!?
"I was hoping maybe I could read you some bible verses."
*everyone scatters*
O:
That's how you get your own seat on the bus!
I felt that.
When Tom Brady said "don't be a toolbelt, be yourself" I felt that
The funny thing is the song at the end of this video is better than 99.5% of today's chart music. 🤘😎
mooooooorrrrrrrrrrreeee... I cant get enough, especially the names... kills me everytime.
"Dont be a toolbelt, be yourself."
Thank you Black Jesus
"Be yourself. Not a belt." - Tom Brady
Most inspirational thing I have read all year.
Don't be a toolbelt.
... Be yourself, not a belt.
The unfortunate implication there is he's a tool lol. 😂🤣
"Don't be a toolbelt" i gotta remember that one....
@@DoctorDispatch me too
LOVED THIS VIDEO!! The players roll call had me laughing out loud. I think all your sports videos are great, but this one is the BEST so far. Can’t wait for the next one.
Man this never fails to entertain!
“Good job man”
“I know”
I’m not convinced this wasn’t actually what was said. 😂
Lol.
He's so humble, though! 😂
@@silver_woolf464 Memento Mori. Unus Annus. 🖤💀⌛️⚰️🖤
“Risk is really risky.”
My man be spittin’ facts!
This should be a bumper sticker or something.
Dude's probably gonna get cut now. Not because of performance or anything, but because he's just too real for the NFL.
That Song such a banger it hits different it the best bedtime song of all time without a doubt great Job Bad lip reading making one of the best songs of all time 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
YOU GUYS ARE FRIKKING GENIUSES!! Normally I really like your videos, but I LOVED this one!! I hope you continue making videos for many years to come!! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼😁😁😁
"I have to survive! Guess Why? I'm Pregnant! I have to survive."