I can carry a lotta tools in my tool belt, which makes me more functional. I can switch out tools in my belt for different work, which makes me more versatile. Be a fu€king toolbelt.
"Oh I made an offer to text your girlfriend. I can show her all the rings." "Uh, he talked to my girlfriend? That's mean. Boy, that's mean. Tom Brady that's so mean."
“I thought there was an angel on top of the car, but it was just a mutant goat.” Yeah, I feel you man. Those mutant goats can look like angels sometimes.
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
A behind-the-scenes of this whole process would be absolutely awesome. I myself, and surely many others would love to bear witness to how they come up with these dubs. I'm curious as to whether or not there's a conference room with a bulletin board of suggestions or if they merely come up with this brilliance off the cuff. I imagine there's a whole lot of work put into these either way
That's the part when I started to lol but by the time the music started I was laughing so hard I woke up the whole sleepy town. The funniest thing in years.
He knows the heat is coming for him! 😆 Side note- I legitimately know someone that named his son “Harrison Johnson” just so he could call him Harry Johnson! And that’s just mean... hilarious, but mean. 😂
@@Redact63Lluks I mean, you're not wrong. But then, most leaders do, it's just that our media isn't censored, so it actually makes it into the cut the internet gets.
With twilight coming out on Netflix, I had to revisit the classic BLR, and thought surely this guy can't still be making vids. The content has literally only got better. A+
I was playing around trying to make a bad lip reading video of Elon Musk. I gave up in 30 minutes. It is impossible. You have perfected your craft, it is an art and a science.
@@drhexagonapus He's literally said it. In the beginning he only said, " I don't think god decides who wins football games", but later became more explicit in his statements.
pachebell potato pail!!Kole Noscopy. Go ahead." drizzlin flamenco baton!!tiny morning rash! these name shots are my favorite!! it makes me fall off my chair each time!! thank you for continuing to provide the laughs !!!
Somehow this is exactly how my conversations go in my dreams~ they make no sense at all and from time to time only 2 sentences really "fit together" xDD
3:05 "Yeah, i get it...he's tall and a star and married to a goddess...I'm like, what's he does he do in the bathtub!?...what does he do in the bathtub!?" Lmao😂
“12. Easy.”
True friendship right there.
KOLE NOSCOPY: “go ahead“ bwaaahahaaaaaaa!
Jordan Love and Logan Ryan. True friends
That was my favorite line💀💀
One of the best parts of the video
@Nola Memento Mori🖤🤍
that song at the end.... we didnt deserve that, but we are grateful we got it.
Anyone else wanting just that song as a second video to loop it endlessly?
Just me..?
We are not worthy to have that song
@@lorelk8782 I STAND WITH YOU!
This song is like finding $20 in your pocket before you do pants laundry
Lonely Island would be proud
“Lost a quarter in my foreskin.”
Hate when that happens.
Must be really cheesy down there, need to clean up down there and you'll find it.
@@TheTurkaderr That’s my Fumunda Cheese.
Cheese from under
comforting to know i'm not alone
Just shake it out to get a dime and two nickels!
@@lorraine9242 The only thing that came out was whipped cream
“I could show her all the rings!” The fact Tom Brady was saying this is just amazing
When they can match up an actual relevant sentence like that it's mind boggling.
This called bad lip reading, it's intentionally inaccurate
Except it's not inaccurate.@@fromulus
"Risk is really risky" - true words have never been spoken.
Hmm yes the floor here is made of floor
God bless everyone..,
Boneslaw. Duct tape
*Truer
A baby is a little man
Brady: "I'm so humble"
Trainer: "Good job man"
Brady: "I know"
okay
They didn't change the audio 😂
Sounds about right ✅
One of my favorite clips in this besides the Mahomes yelling.
@@randdeardorff Was gonna say that, ya beat me to it. 😄
I get more excited for this than the Super Bowl
and it certainly was more entertaining lol
Same I’ve been waiting for this since the beginning of the football season 😂😂
Lol me toooooo
This is the only reason for nfl to exist anymore.
SAME
"I’ll do anything you’re asking, HAAAAAAAAAAA"
That got me every time😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I always think Ezekiel Elliot is saying “I’ll do anything that your ass can.” He looks pretty seductive in that clip.
"I'm disappointed in your wrist size" I'm actually self-conscious about that.. Thanks a lot Poyer
I can't be the only one that looked down at their wrist when he said that. I did feel genuinely attacked yeahghuia
@@pattyayers the girth. THE GIRTH.
I’m disappointed that you thought someone cared about you being self-conscious about your wrist
Same lol
You guys dropped this insanely fast. Well done!
I was thinking the same thing!
🗿Yes
Didn't think I would see you here
@MICAH VAWTER at least twenty nine times more.
@@Natesinvestment Ahhhh ya! That is pretty cool.
"Be yourself. Not a belt."
Solid.
Tool.
Words to live by
I need that on my wall
''-Don't be a tool belt.
-What?
-A tool belt. Like, be yourself. Not a belt.'''
The best advise you can have in live. For real !
ha it really is
I can carry a lotta tools in my tool belt, which makes me more functional. I can switch out tools in my belt for different work, which makes me more versatile. Be a fu€king toolbelt.
" *E* *e* *E* *e* *E* *e* *E* *e* ... Sorry, I was talking to a bat. He's gonna be okay." 😆
I can relate
DED at that part :D
God bless everyone.,
I heard the bat was eaten
That one got me. 🤣
When properly summoned, the Audio Tone Golem is a musician's best friend.
I hear Boss is making him into a pedal
God bless everyone..,,
Jamz by Golem
I feel that
"Oh I made an offer to text your girlfriend. I can show her all the rings."
"Uh, he talked to my girlfriend? That's mean. Boy, that's mean. Tom Brady that's so mean."
This is legitimately a savage burn
@@MurdocIsASaint it was actually said
@@DMBlade4 An orange peanut! For me?!
@@veryberry39 well i accept you.
@@blues.baseball.badanxiety Holy crap, am around 90% sure that was the moment I fell in love with BLR.
"I lost a quarter in my foreskin" I THINK I MIGHT HAVE BROKEN A FEW RIBS LAUGHING-
🤣🤣🤣
oh my god this
ok
I refuse to think that Tom Brady’s lines aren’t what he’s actually saying
Better warm my towel.
... 🤭 But, it's true!
Specifically in that voice too
Especially “I’ll have to pay you in cash” ….to the refs 🤷🏻♀️
Especially the belt one lol
“I thought there was an angel on top of the car, but it was just a mutant goat.”
Yeah, I feel you man. Those mutant goats can look like angels sometimes.
As saw
“The wind, the wind, ohhh the wind” “ yea literally zero wind”
ruclips.net/video/S27hXw0jAks/видео.html phase 3
"how'd frank get a frittata?" Man is asking the real questions.
“I like to pretend I’m a creature of the night.”
My four year old self felt that.
Have you watched the movie "Meet The Blacks"?
@@tumelo4526 Sadly I haven't 😔
Yes...four year old self... definitely not my 36 year old self.
“Just run toward the other side, then I will pitch it to you.”
Best football advice I’ve ever heard.
Why is this so hard for some teams to figure out!?
That was the whole Pittsburgh offense this year.
ruclips.net/video/QYxNtMINVwo/видео.html
Yes and I just learned something about football
It’s not football at all if there’s barely any ball to feet contact so don’t call it football
Who ever does Tom Brady's voice should get an oscar
Isn't it all the same person?!...😳😳😳😳😳😳
What award would that be exactly.
@@JGunit The Oscar for Best Surround Sound CGI by a single mom raising three kids while studying string theory
u mean the same person that does all the other voices
The one doing mahomes is the mvp
0:53 Cremson DeLowry, the Earl of Transylvania | Freshmountain Sweetroll | Cankle Chafer | Swellcrotch
1:43 Morflavorus, the Amazing Zazoo! | Audio Tone Golem
2:24 X-Rated Kissing Machine | T'Trerio Typhoim | (just) Woodsack
3:17 Kole Noscopy | Huxley Icefish | Quizzlan Margu | Governor Gucci
3:31 Pachelbel Potato-Pail | Equinis Decay | Tumor Stuff
3:51 Mild Whisper James | Socks | Buck Tasty | Drizzlin' Flamenco Baton | Shy Lamar Slemps | Johnny Marvelous
4:48 Grocklin Sandpaper | Baba O'Riley | Boneslaw Duct Tape | Scopesnake
5:20 Squatch Honcho | Tiny Morning-Rash | Borkzimmer Shasta | Rockitaw Wingnut | Silky Bidet Jorgensen | Wart Candy
6:01 Braincramp Cranklin | Symbolicious | Hoteltour Mosaic | Quail Overees | Laddison Landpiper | Dreem Nutz | SJ-1 Awesomer Tattoo
Thanks for the effort 👍👍
@@BojaneBugami your thanks are much appreciated
They need to do a zoom meeting where all the players are watching this and laughing their heads off. That would be an instant RUclips classic.
I would 1000% watch that lol.
OMG 🤣 absolutely
Omg that's fucking brilliant!!! 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏
Tom Brady: "I'm so humble"
Teammate: "Good job man"
Tom Brady: "I know"
💍💍💍💍💍💍💍
@@lhodgins7 7th like
@@lhodgins7 didn’t dare give you a like since you have seven already
Keep @Luke HodGinz likes at 7
@@FBI-xk4vf I was the 8th like :)
“Ima text your girlfriend and show her my rings” that was ruthless😂😂😂😂
I think he actually said that lmfao
Fosho
GOVERNOR GUCCI.
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@Praise___YaH Dude shut up
A behind-the-scenes of this whole process would be absolutely awesome. I myself, and surely many others would love to bear witness to how they come up with these dubs. I'm curious as to whether or not there's a conference room with a bulletin board of suggestions or if they merely come up with this brilliance off the cuff. I imagine there's a whole lot of work put into these either way
“She got pushed in the fountain, then she stabbed her legs. Obviously she was carrying a lot of assorted tools.” -The Ref
This one made me belly laugh at 5:30am cst haha
NOW that was funny
I spat my drink when he said that....
Wise words
It's the body language that makes this a gem
"I'll do anything you're asking"
"Ahhh-ahhhhhh"
That shit flowed so well, it's just beautiful!
*wipes a single tear from my eye*
Add flirty hair flip, and you have yourself a masterpiece!
U guess you are ding
Earworm
“Risk is really risky.”
My man be spittin’ facts!
This should be a bumper sticker or something.
Dude's probably gonna get cut now. Not because of performance or anything, but because he's just too real for the NFL.
I've not watched a second of NFL, but I love knowing when the Superbowl's on, cos it means we'll soon get a new Bad Lip Reading.
"I get it he's tall he's a star and married to a goddess. But what does he do in a bathtub? WHAT DOES HE DO IN A BATHTUB?!!! 😂
His facial expressions killed me lol
That was the best one
He really wanna know lol
That's the part when I started to lol but by the time the music started I was laughing so hard I woke up the whole sleepy town. The funniest thing in years.
"I thought there was an angel on top of the car, but it was just a mutant goat ahehehe" 0:40
It's actually a very engaging story really
“I’m disappointed in your wrist size.”
Me too, Jordan Poyer. Me too.
“His dumplins are danglin there!!!” Lmao it keeps getting funnier every second
"You got crows feet"
"Come back here. Kid!"
I think that was actually said
I feel like their whole altercation that was what they actually said
😂😂
Everyone knows he didn't say "kid."
@皇国臣民 not at all relevent learn to shush
When homie said “her heart is fictional” I felt that
"Kole Noscopy , go ahead" lmfao.
😃 thank you for likes 😃
He's ready for it. 🤣
He knows the heat is coming for him! 😆
Side note- I legitimately know someone that named his son “Harrison Johnson” just so he could call him Harry Johnson! And that’s just mean... hilarious, but mean. 😂
Yeah classic
@@MrWizeazz I used to razz a friend of mine because his mother was named Sharon Johnson...
ruclips.net/video/S27hXw0jAks/видео.html phase 3
Is this the only BLR we're going to get this year??
@J. Francis Ward when memes become reality it hurts us all.
What happened
@@miplaylis2054 the US president says shit that is funnier than anyone could pretend he might say.
@@Redact63Lluks I mean, you're not wrong. But then, most leaders do, it's just that our media isn't censored, so it actually makes it into the cut the internet gets.
@@Redact63Lluks If that were the reason, they would've stopped making videos 5 years ago.
"Risk is really risky"
So profound, yet so true.
When Tom Brady said "don't be a toolbelt, be yourself" I felt that
Ezekiel Elliot looks like he means it when he says "I'll do anything you're asking."
Truly lol
Dude i was dying at that part. The way he like moves his head and twinks his eye 🤣🤣🤣
How do you think he got that scholarship? 😉
He does unless it's asking him to get a few extra yards on the field.
"just run to the other side and I'll pitch it to you" an actual good lip reading lol.
"She got pushed in the fountain then she stabbed her legs...obviously she was carrying assorted tools"
I feel like that's not even parody...
he's cracked the case!
Obviously. 👍
Obviously she didn't follow Brady's advice.
For just such a possibility
Please do not flick a plant into my eye! That would be annoying and hurt!
Verified with 2 likes? That's weird 🤨
@@brodstytoasty uh you clearly don’t know one of the most important youtube channels of 2017-18
@@brodstytoasty Bushman scare prank
ruclips.net/video/H_SN2vWqi0U/видео.html
Bushman
To be fair, it would indeed hurt.
PEANUTE BUTEER, PEANUTE BUTEER!
"Be yourself. Not a belt." - Tom Brady
Most inspirational thing I have read all year.
Don't be a toolbelt.
... Be yourself, not a belt.
The unfortunate implication there is he's a tool lol. 😂🤣
"Don't be a toolbelt" i gotta remember that one....
@@DoctorDispatch me too
With twilight coming out on Netflix, I had to revisit the classic BLR, and thought surely this guy can't still be making vids. The content has literally only got better. A+
"I have to survive" could have actually been what Watson said considering Houston's O-line lol
XD IM PREGNANT AND I HAVE TO SURVIVEEEEEEE
Rips off .mask and spits like insanely
“Everything’s worse under a lens” I feel that
Wait was it lens or a lance?
@@tougerunss8241 I thought it was Lance?
I was gonna say Gillmore came with a what seems as a wise gem on that one
“Well may I offer to text your girlfriend I can show her all the rings”
That wasn’t a bad lip reading that’s just what he said
Big facts
TRUEEE
For real tho
ruclips.net/video/1fukprBT6gQ/видео.html
God bless everyone..,,
"Is that doll making you nervous?"
Well... It wasn't until just now...
"I can feel the wind man! THE WIND! THE WIND!"
"literally zero wind"
Ya I know I used to baby sit
I READ THAT AS IT PLAYED!!!
I want the Papa Duke's rotten enculada. I'm gonna make love tonight - Sean Payton
Do duh dang do do dang I need to pay you in cash
“I’m disappointed in your wrist size.” There’s no coming back from that. 😔✌️
That hurt. That hurt bad.
it's been said of others 😂😂
"Your wrist game is weak, old man." - Darth Vader, script before editing.
"I was hoping maybe I could read you some bible verses."
*everyone scatters*
O:
That's how you get your own seat on the bus!
"The wiiiiiind, the wiiiiiiiiiind" This is where I lost it.
I was playing around trying to make a bad lip reading video of Elon Musk. I gave up in 30 minutes. It is impossible. You have perfected your craft, it is an art and a science.
Totally!!! I sorta/kinda learned to read lips from a deaf friend who could and it's NOT easy!
0:18 "I'll flick a plant... into your eye"
Thank you for your service.
@MR.random57 - saved from what? hell? 🤣
Straight talent.
Rogers : "I was thinking....maybe I could read you some bible verses?"
Everyone : "Later"
it’s ironic bc Rodgers is an atheist irl
I was crackin up lel
@@chrisray5054 he is? Did you read that somewhere?
@@drhexagonapus He's literally said it.
In the beginning he only said, " I don't think god decides who wins football games", but later became more explicit in his statements.
2:43 "Sorry I was Talking to a Bat,
He's gonna be okay"......LOL I'm done
I died
I thought he was speaking Dolphin
The fact he was speaking bat makes me want to learn bat. The classes in my community college are filled up.
pachebell potato pail!!Kole Noscopy. Go ahead." drizzlin flamenco baton!!tiny morning rash! these name shots are my favorite!!
it makes me fall off my chair each time!! thank you for continuing to provide the laughs !!!
"What are humans? We don't know."
...My understanding of other people in a nutshell.
Me too. And I am a mental health professional.
@@lorraine9242 the more you know the less you actually understand 😂
I make the children cry...
LMAO yes my understanding as well.
“He talked to my girlfriend? That’s mean. That’s mean. Tom Brady that’s so mean.”
Im pretty sure that's what he really said which got Mathieu crying to the media
Boy that's mean!
“I was hoping I could read you some bible verses”
- Aaron Rodgers
Everyone else "ohhhhh" *leaves*
I love bad lip reading and the fact that I found a whole channel of it makes me so happy lol!
Sorry, I was talking to a bat. He's gonna be okay.
Thank God. I was so worried.
"I like to pretend I'M a creature of the night!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Slater is such a good guy he even cares about bats
Bats have feelings too. Its good they have someone to talk to.
The bat's probably gonna be okay because it's not in China. 😬
Me: **waiting patiently for the full version of I'll Do Anything You're Asking**
Yesssss
Same here
"I have to survive! Guess Why? I'm Pregnant! I have to survive."
"lost a quarter in my foreskin"
i couldn't have been more unprepared for that. I nearly choked on my food. gg
“I thought that was a angel on top of the car.... but it was just a mutant goat” lol 😂 I’m dead
This had me rollin.
I like to pretend I'm a creature in the night 😂
"I was thinking... I could read you guys some bible verses..." Almost lost it.
The walk away...🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yup. Just walk away, Renee.
“Freezer fraud”
Tom Brady 2021
"I'll fight you" - Tom Brady 2021
Inspiring
@@ichangedthename Bushman scare prank
ruclips.net/video/H_SN2vWqi0U/видео.html
Bushman
China Joe and Kamel Toe
Also Tom Brady 2021- "Don't be a tool belt" soooooo ironic! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Kole noscopy.....go ahead” 😂😂
Oh my god the brady and mathieu back and forth is sooo good. “I’ll talk to your girlfriend, show her the rings”
“He talked to my girlfriend 😭😭”
"Eee-Eeee-Eee. Sorry. I was talking to a bat. He's gonna be okay."
I thought for sure he was talking to a dolphin👀🐬
"I'm so humble."
"Good job man."
"I know."
The timing of that was too good haha
That one got the pause of the video, so I could laugh. Too good. Rewind.
"Good burps on a scale of one to ten" is really good work.
5:07
“Risk is really risky”
He spittin straight facts
“I don’t know your name, but here’s some paper”
Hellllllllox
"What are humans? We don't know"
I nearly choked on my tea 😂
lol 😂
Never drink when you're watching bad lip reading. Do you really want to die?
Are you in British man?
Somehow this is exactly how my conversations go in my dreams~ they make no sense at all and from time to time only 2 sentences really "fit together" xDD
"EIEHEIE"
"Sorry i was talking to a bat"
"He`s gonna be ok".
🤣
That was my favorite
The fact that that clip wasn’t my favorite is incredible-BLR did a fantastic job on this one.
‘’Ricky, Where’s my bunny??? RICKY?!?!?’’
Ricky: 😳
🗿
😶😶😶
“I’m disappointed in your wrist size”Dude really said that. Don’t lie. 🤣
There needs to be players reaction videos to these. Would be priceless 🙌💯
"On a sc-"
"Twelve, easy."
that was so wholesome
@@oopc.2458 yep, when your best friend says "No, you're better than that!"
This killed me 😂😂
Had me weak!!! Lmao!
The comic timing was flawless .. I’ll watch that many times 😁
"May i offer to text your girlfriend , i can show her all the rings"
Thats actually a pretty good diss line , sound like some shit brady would say lol
"Risk is really risky"
Ah yes, the sky is made of sky
Stole that line from Captain Obvious.
Hmmm yes the floor is made out of floor
Oof
a belief is believing something, but a statement is something you state
I didn't know I needed this song! Zeke starts the hook & Njoku's perfectly timed hair toss/lyrics!! Y'all are too talented!!
3:05 "Yeah, i get it...he's tall and a star and married to a goddess...I'm like, what's he does he do in the bathtub!?...what does he do in the bathtub!?" Lmao😂
What does Brady do in the bathtub anyway
“Ya’ll know I used to babysit?” 😂😂😂😂
Lol “im gonna make you sing” with the hair flip. Freakin hilarious
Best part of the whole video! That guy's got sass
That’s my favorite part. It makes me laugh every time.
I'm crying. I can't take how great these guys are 😂😂
“I have to survive” is literally what Deshaun said to his O line all season. To bad they didn’t listen
What about the baby?
@@davincent98 lol
And Suzaku after Lelouch commanded him to live, a la Geass.
“Good job man”
“I know”
I’m not convinced this wasn’t actually what was said. 😂
Lol.
He's so humble, though! 😂
@@silver_woolf464 Memento Mori. Unus Annus. 🖤💀⌛️⚰️🖤
"Dont be a toolbelt, be yourself."
Thank you Black Jesus
You're locked in the zoo.
What do you do?
Got me dying.XD
A challenging question!
"Run to the other side, and I'll pitch it to you"
*HUT*
Dashaun Watson's clip hurt. "I have to survive". Man, if that isn't his real feelings every game, I don't know what they are..... lol
"Kole Noscopy - go ahead."
I'm screaming!!!😂🤣😂
That was hilarious!
The resigned tone of the "go ahead" just kills me lmao.
“Kole Noscopy, go ahead” makes me cry laughing every time I watch this