"AXE-ASSASSIN ALBERTSON" (Segment 4 of 5) - A Bad Lip Reading of Hamilton
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- Опубликовано: 8 июн 2024
- Axe-Assassin shows off his dancing skills and sings "Nuts"
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"NUTS" LYRICS
You got wig-grade hair
Wizard body building’s gonna kick in
I'll throw my nubs into your erotical skin
Baby, can’t you see that would be nuts?
I heard your parrot’s a dove
If I get cranky it’s like for months
Hey Miss Texas, right now
Are you a spy?
‘Cus like, that would be nuts
I tell you it’d be nuts
Young Jacques and Jean were so freezing
So they looked toward places to go which weren’t as frozen
93 times a year I’m a lumberjack of fear
I saw a hoo-ha in Paris
It was the damnedest thing, too -
Wait, what is that?
Ugh, I guess that would be a nut?
Can you picture nuts coming off if this swing fell down?
Can you?
Can you?
Can you?
MOWMP
MOWMP
They warn you, the stone creatures
You’ve got no power over time
Weep we do, when we see love lost to the tides
We bruised the wings on the imaginable
Our lungs sang guilt songs
(I miss your good night)
I see twin nuts on high
Twin nuts in the sky
Cue one of the dumbest sounds
00:00 Intro
00:10 See that? That's dancing
01:04 What's that in the sky?
01:18 Nuts
03:57 Guess I'm going to find the Peruvian oak
04:13 Stinker pain
04:52 Outro / Reprise
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I need the lyrics too.
“Lumberjack of fear” is actually just another way of saying Axe-Assassin…
Thanks,captain obvious...
He assassinates axes
Hey Paul... Paul Bunyan! 🎵
"One of the highest entities: caffeine!" Yes. Yes it is.
Amen, can I get a refill? ☕
Accessing⭕
That's why they turned the sea into tea at Boston Harbor
"Nuts" plays out like a Try Not to Laugh" challenge, but instead of making Eliza laugh, Axe-Assassin axedentally makes himself cry
Someone needs to recognize the fact that you said "axedentally"
@@royalemeraldbuilder5058 Thank you!
I see what you did there
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"Try Not to Laugh" crossed with Enya.
axe-assasin trying to hide the fact that there is a poorly hidden, presumably killer clown in his stuffed animal collection is hilarious
And don't forget the doppelganger threat everywhere! Plus the creepy dude who wants beans in his ice cream, Ruffalump of sound. Axe-assassin's world is dark and full of terrors!
The best part is when he runs out of excuses and just started
dancing.
"You got wig-grade hair" is legit a great compliment, lol
Thanks? ? 🤔
“Cue one of the dumbest sounds”
"twin nuts in the sky"
i laughed at this way harder than i should have
@person_in_world Try *0.5x playback speed*
Hmm hmm hmm hmmm my mh m.hmhmjmhmgm
Someone needs to make a 10 hour version of it lol
I can’t believe this man had the gall to take “It’s Quiet Uptown” and turn it into one of the many pinnacles of humor he’s crafted, I tell you, I am _wheezing-_
I would never. I'd be crying all over the place because it's impossible to listen to "It's Quiet Uptown" without ugly-crying.
What’s that? Is it from something?
@@justincoleman3805 A song in the musical
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@@raymontdabizach scary
Eliza: "Cue one of the dumbest sounds"
Alexander: *changes pitch perfectly until he cries out of proudness for himself*
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😅😂🤣🤯🤪
Who is Alexander?
Surprisingly decent intervals for a man crying through his nose. The recorder kept him on pitch, though.
"Got cancer! ...Well I don't, though you do, so how's that?"
"Worse!"
That man may be the worst oncologist in the world.
So far!
I loved more than a should have when they said that.
Can you imagine trying to keep a straight face onstage with someone singing "you've got wig-grade hair" at you?
She remained morose and melancholy despite the well-intentioned compliment.
I appreciate that the transitions are just the most unflattering still images of the cast.
Yep 😄 he did the same thing with Stranger Things
And here we have "NUTS" the song where a dude tells a woman why she shouldn't date him, only for his crying to be called one of the dumbest sounds
I would pay to see Hamilton's crew react to this. It's amazing
I'd prefer they performed it once
@@sokiel6663 seeing the actual cast perform the show but with these lines... for a certain part of myself, my life could end that day, and I would die happy
@@GrowingViolet It would indeed be a cathartic experience, for the cast themselves as well, probably
@@sokiel6663 And I'D prefer they performed it mulitple times! (multiple showings at a theatre and lots of people coming to watch!)
Get me the phone....
SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN!
I am CRYING this is too funny 🤣🤣
“I have cancer! Well, I don’t, but you do! How’s that feel?”
“Worse!”
Favorite part with this one, lol!
It was done so fucking well. Pure gold.
I love that it's not just making them say stupid words, but crafting damn funny jokes while they do it.
Agreed. this part was insanely brilliant. I guffawed.
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I normally prefer to finish the video before commenting but Axe-Assassin Albertson is killing me at 0:29... that whole awkward conversation from "OOPS EXPLAIN" to "Don't stress over my 43 stuffed animals, all right?" that line in particular cuts deep for me
I died when he dropped an octave when he said “oops explain”
I have never wanted the original cast of a show to see a parody more than this one.
I nearly spit my tea out at "MOWMP"
1:13 Say a prayer to one of the highest entities.
CAFFEINE
that line really got to me lmao.
Caffeine is THE highest entity!
XD
"I saw a hoo-ha in Paris". Ah yes, Ben Franklin's autobiography.
Liking this comment because you're a great student of history AND because you have one of the best pfp's possible.
"Hey, I admit that I act strange some of the time,
Cause cheese brain.
Don't stress over my 43 stuffed animals alright?
I placed them so they fit perfect there with the clown,
I mean,
If there was a clown is what I mean,
There isn't,
Okay fine maybe there is,
Why am I crying about that?"
I think we can all relate to that
Investigate 311.
I felt that!
All of us talking to our crushes.
He’s a genius. I am in real tears
I am everyday proof of Cheese Brain!
"I'll throw my nubs into your erotical skin" is probably the greatest pick up line ever uttered.
"I got cancer! ...well, I don't, though you do, so how's that?"
"WORSE!"
Stinker pain part is genius comedy
I think it's what you'd call 'low-hanging fruit' compared to the complexity of everything else, but it's delightful.
It's the howling after that does me in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yup, didn't see that one coming at all, but it really really worked well :-D
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i am crying. still recovering from a recent omicron episode and my voice is so unflattering and so loud i annoy myself but then i wheeze some more.
I laughed so hard at the scream offstage that Eliza looked back at.
"We bruised our wings on the imaginable" and the entire segment around it is, legitimately, astonishing.
That’s not the line
It’s “We bruised the wings of the imaginable” which I think is even more tragic
I think their talking about the Capricorn
Clearly, "Stinker Pain with the Nuts" is the worst kind of pain there is.
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Clearly they dont chew the nuts they swallow them whole. So very painful in the stinker.
@@raymontdabizach I almost threw up 😂
@@gardennerd6281 3:35 is too much *0.5x*
I love the courage of whoever voiced Axe-Assassin for choosing that voice and making it work so well.
That would be Bad Lip Reading. Everything here was done by one guy, the guy behind the channel. All the voices, singing, music production, writing, editing, etc. He's a genius.
It’s a good day when 3 segments come out at once
so true
No. It's a GREAT day.
Lmk when to come back after someone else likes this comment
As funny as these are I can also appreciate the work it went in to the composition and singing and practice and rehearsal you all had to put in. Great job.
"you all" is actually only one guy, which makes it all the more impressive and admirable
But…I saw a lot of people.
That’s one guy in different costumes?
@@justincoleman3805 lol
It's a,"Nutty Professor",sort of deal.
Is it just me or are all of these songs in all 5 of these segments axe-idental bangers?
Nothing axe-idental about it
Apparently BLR's day job is in the music industry, so he's naturally very good at production. His identity's still unknown, though, so it may not be accurate.
It's actually Banksy...
Laurens: "I got cancer!"
Hamilton: 😟
Laurens: "... Well I don't, though you do, so how's that?"
Hamilton: "WORSE!!"
I wheezed way harder than I probably should've. Lol
Who's Hamilton? That is CLEARLY Axe-Assassin Albertson
@@sylph8005 Yeah, and his friend Lip Sweat!
93 times a year, i am a lumberjack of fear…. I saw a Hoo-ha in Paris 😂😂😂
These parts are your finest work. Congratulations. Amazing job
As usual, I am crying during 'It's Quiet Uptown'. Now it's laughing crying. In future whenever I go see the show I will now need nosebleed seats because I'll be laughing too hard!!
What’s that? Is it from something?
@@justincoleman3805 Quiet Uptown was the original Hamilton song that Nuts was overlaid on in this segment
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This was the funniest of the bunch. The first skit is gut-bustingly hilarious and then it hits us with one of the saddest songs in Hamilton completely desecrated and made impossible to take seriously. Absolute gold.
this is beyond satire; it is art.
All the things that are seemingly so incoherent that it just blends so skillfully is also mindblowing
@@KrabFish I so agree. So much fun.
How tough would it be for that actress to stay in character if those were the lines being spoken to her?
One of my favorite parts about this is how they match the lip movements to the lip reading like "now" being more like "nouew". And Angelica's absolute belting. And "MOWMP". It's so perfect! 😄👌
The fact that they turned one of the saddest songs in the show to become a masterpiece that me and my siblings couldn't stop laughing at. Keep up the good work for future videos!
Aw I'm glad you and your siblings all enjoy this stuff still. My brothers and I used to all love it the first couple years but they got tired of it and hate it now. I still adore every video that comes out.
What show?
"'Cause cheese brain"
I admit, I've never truly cried during a musical performance... that is, until I heard nuts. the only other times I had come close were during heaven drips, bushes of love, don't stare at the sun and gang fight.
The line “I saw a hoo-ha in Paris” made me tear up a little
"Cue one of the dumbest sounds" kills me every time for the whole duration. I want it as my ringtone! BLR you bring happiness to my life. many thanks
These last few are so funny. It's so good! just sitting here crying from laughing. "queue the dumbest sound"
I expected it to sound more dumb.
*cue
3:07-3:17
I'll be honest, for a second I thought they were talking about weeping angels, and thought "Axe Assassin vs weeping angels? Heck yeah!"
Now all we need is BLR’s take on Doctor Who
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 YEEESSS!!!
I think every man looks back fondly on the first hoohaw he saw in Paris. I know I do.
"Cue one of the dumbest sounds" 3:34 😂
RUclips never put this episode or the next one in my feed, thanks a lot Susan.
WOWMP is now a part of my vocabulary.
🤣
MOWMP
@@zelemont I can't believe I insulted Mr. Bad Lip Reading's hard work and his genius like I did. I am horrified. He LITERALLY spelled it out in the captions for me, too !!! And I still got it wrong. I am crawling away in shame like the lowlife that I feel like. Bye. 😥
I never thought I’d hear such a sad song which would also appropriately be titled “Nuts” 😂😂😂
4:07 is too perfect lmao
Haven't laughed this hard for ages. The section just after 4:30 had me crying with laughter
Just rewatching and love the bits at the start "see that, that's dancing! " and "should I have a talisman all up in here you're wicked OOPS EXPLAIN"
Honestly that line is anxiety in a nutshell.
The outro is haaaaunting, and so good!
I also act strange because CHEESE BRAIN. Who doesn't?
Imagine watching this without ever having seen or heard anything from the play. (That's me.)
I've only got the Weird Al Polka to go on, so - same. (I recommend it, btw, and the Lin Reacts To vid as well)
I've never seen Hamilton or heard any of the songs so I choose to believe these Axe-Assassin Albertson videos are just a direct upload of the musical
“Cue one of the dumbest sounds.” (Axe-assassin starts crying.) I am dying!
Disappointed. I am yet to see Albertson assassin anyone with an axe.
Maybe he assassinates axes trying to chop firewood.
If an assassin is any good you should never see them assassining anyone.
He did call himself the lumberjack of fear, though!
That's just his name. My last name is King yet the only kingdom I rule over is my computer. and even THEN it's uppity.
It's more unsettling and suspenseful to not know exactly what transpires. But we do know that he goes through with it around 93 times a year, or so he claims.
MWOMP
-Axe Assassin Albertson, 2022
Ok. But starting at 4:55 ....this is just gorgeous!! (very Thom Yorke-ish)
Nuts is my favorite Pink Floyd song.
YES! Glad it wasn't just me. Thankyou!
"Is it the end or the beginning?
Have we lost or are we winning?"
Unexpectedly profound, BLR. We don't see a lot of that in our internet humor these days, which puts your work into the category of Art rather than commonplace distraction/entertainment. Thank you for your perfectly unique contributions to the happiness of millions of people.
Axe Assassin Albertson: The Lumberjack of Fear. Coming to a theater near you.
Please release that outro song on Spotify, it's so good
Rapid fire uploads wasn’t expecting that
“Nuts” is the best Enya tribute I’ve ever heard
taking a piece of art and destroying it to make more art. humans!
The guy screaming at 0:40 gave me cheese brain.
I'm subscribed and only the third one showed up in my feed. I had to hunt this one down. The fifth one isn't showing up either!
Same here :/
Ok this is the best segment just for the fact that you made the saddest song in the show, the funniest
How did she keep a straight face when he said he saw a Hoo Ha in Paris???😂😂😂
Segment 5: ruclips.net/video/Tm-TMBoKu60/видео.html
😍
i love you
@@toi749 same bro same
Why you gotta spoil us? Three uploads in one day.
Thank you for these, they are hilarious!
Segments 4 and 5 are not showing on my subscriptions feed, and by the number of views, it's not only with me this is happening.
Odd, this and the last one didn't show up in my feed. And I'm subscribed to you.
"Well I don't but you do so how's that?"
"WORSE!!!"
“I see twin nuts on high, twins nuts in the sky”… this entire series is amazing. This is an instant classic and a work of musical and comedic genius.
This one was such an emotional roller coaster ride
I have to give a shout out to whomever did the foley effects on these videos. They take a phenomenal series of videos and make them simply outstanding!
Im gonna show this to a non-theater kid and tell them this *is* Hamilton
3 vids in one day, hell yeah!
porkipiiiiiiine
it was so hard for me to see lin look sad in the original play. he usually looks so happy and positive.
The "Nuts" "stone creatures" segment truly is exquisite !
Brilliant! Just binged all 5 and now my face hurts 🤕 cuz I was grinning 😀 like a fool through all of it 🤣🤣❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I want to see a video titled "The Cast of Hamilton react to BLR"
I'm a lumberjack of fear.
YESSS!!!
3:06 they warn you, the stone creatures: "you've got no power over time"
weep we do when we see love lost to the tides
we bruised the wings on the imaginable
our lungs sang guilt songs
i miss your "good night"
...bars
stinker pain is seriously the funniest shit i've seen in years, i laughed myself to tears every time i've seen it thank you for that!!
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Cue one of the dumbest sounds
IM CRYING RIGHT NOW
I laughed at 0:52 and kept laughing. It's so out-of-context without the music.
The stinker pain moment was the best part.
How dare you!? This is perfect! 😍🤣
We NEED a reaction video of Lin-Manuel Miranda watching this.
"I saw a hoo-ha in Paris" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'll bet you did.
OMG, this is the funniest one yet! We’re genuinely so impressed.
That’s really hard work and talent there
as funny as this is, i legitimately like the outro song in this segment.
Busted a gut on the last dude!!!!!🤣👍
i will henceforth launch into an OOPS EXPLAIN rant whenever i feel i've said something i shouldn't, because it seems to me the world would be better that way.
"I see twin nuts on high. Twin nuts in the sky"
Not very many RUclips channels can have me crying with laughter, and this one has done it on multiple occasions, 🤣🤣, thank you very much, 🙏🙏, peace from the UK 🇬🇧
Lumberjack of Fear.
He lurks in the death house. Biggs' little brother tripped in there.