Dude they could have had a blaster fight for the customers like old lazer tag lightsaber battle tactics class with saber training sabbacc would have been a option virtual tours of the sarlacc pit and jaba palace virtual trips to some of the famous places like the jedi temple on yavin4 virtual of the deathstar and a chance to pull the trigger and blow up alderan. interactive starfighter battles train with a jedi or sith the trip could be a lightside or darkside themed. they have all the tech already and commonly use. Dude there is so much that they could do with this and they fuck it up. Dude just the suggestions I have made would be worth the $6000 tag.
They did a whole show for media day when Galaxy's Edge opened in Florida. Attractions Magazine RUclips has a whole video of it. It is very similar to the types of shows they are now doing on the Start Cruiser but obviously the storyline is a little different. look for their video called 'Star Wars Lightsaber Battle and Stunt Show in Galaxy's Edge during media event'
Amazing how YT will delete the most vanilla comments, but when there are actually adverts for "onlyfans" type content in the comments, and even after reporting them, they are still there..
Regarding the droids, could you imagine if you were walking around the park and then all of a sudden a transport vehicle rolls up, then a few Jawas step out with a bunch of droids and start approaching guests as if they are trying to sell their wares. Have part of the truck open up and reveal shelves of souvenir droids that you could actually buy. Now THAT would be a real Star Wars experience.
@@spacejunk2186 Or they could do what they did in "A New Hope" and hire some Little People and a lot of local kids. Kids love doing stuff like this, and it'd be great PR too. And since there's no need to have the same kids (just the same height) imagine how many kids would he able to do this! It was a great idea in Tunisia even with the occasional language complications.
10-12 years ago I felt an obligation to take my family to Disney World, as was tradition in my family. Now my children are teenagers and have done their own research, and they don’t want to go. Period.
Everything they’ve done to save that cursed cruiser has gone up in flames like the franchise they conquered, it feels great to see such a beautiful disaster.
@Deca Raina For fans under 18 don’t you mean. It appears to me to be for simple minded egoists thus the modern generation should find it very accommodating and or actual children who can’t see through the bs behind the scenes that thought what they came up with was even Star Wars.
It's interesting how Disney is consistently going against the fans for years now. Normal companies would have course corrected ages ago to keep their customers.
They make too much moneu elsewhere and people just mindlessly consume brands put in front of them. All that Spider-Man, Bobba Fett and Mandalorian money keeps all these projects alive
It's because their fans are the most blind and gullible people around. They are sooo slllloooooooowwwwwwwww to even realize when something really bad is about to hit. When it does hit, they are almost as slow dealing with the bad issue (high tickets they can't afford, massive crowds, Disney Genie, etc.). Even after all that, they'll still blindly stay loyal to the Mouse. La cosa nostra never got loyalty like this!
@@49ers1975 yep. By pissing off the old fanbase, they cultivate a new fanbase amongst the billions of literally-nonsapient golems who are all now spurred to militant *obligatory* Disney fandom soley out of *obligatory* social spite against the bad people who say mean words on the internet AKA "the old fandom" And they'll perpetually succeed, because they make more money than they lose while midwits scream "stupidity" at malice.
I reached the point of being done years ago. I just check out these Clownfish Disney vids once in a while out of curiosity. The fact that they still haven't course corrected is absolutely pathetic.
I went to Universal FOREVER ago. We stopped at a bench in this area that looked like a small park between apartment building faces. Then BEETLEJUICE popup up and tapped my dad on the shoulder. He talked to us for a min before the ghost busters showed up with the car and everything. Beetlejuice ran into one of the buildings and there was a big show of him getting 'busted'. I barely remember that trip but I REMEMBER Beetlejuice.
I remember my stepmom took me to Universal Halloween Horror Nights. First time I've been there. I was finally a teen so it was a big deal for me at the time. I didn't know what to expect. I was blown away by the mazes. It was so cool to see the dancers at the entrance with fire blowing behind them. Speakers in the bushes made it sound like monsters. The costumes were so cool. They even had Terminators T-600s because it was around the time of Salvation. We got on the tram and it was such an experience to get dropped off and see all the sets firsthand. They were doing a zombie outbreak and had people dressed as Natty Guard. Actors were moving us along. One guy was leaning over, looking dazed at the destruction of War of the Worlds. They had helicopters flying over and shining lights down below. It was an experience I will cherish forever. I will never forget the fun I had and how my expectations were blown away. I later went to Knott's Scary Farm. That was dreadful. Hour long lines for short mazes, terrible decorations, and no monsters or theming. Never again.
Relating to my comment above, I think Universal has dipped in quality. Some of their attractions need maintenance. They've gotten rid of a handful of my favorite attractions and replaced them with arguably lesser. The Horror Nights have become more simplified too. Still, it beats everything else in SoCal. Universal does recognizably try to put out quality, even when they get lazy or follow a stricter budget, you can still see it. Sheesh, I still have dreams of going there with family and seeing T2-3D again, as if they brought it back with new form. So it's definitely a sentimental place for me.
@@BungieStudios the ghetto quality of Universal is a running joke in my household. I don't get why everyone goes gaga over them... Harry Potter only JUST gets up to the level that Disney regularly produces. The problem with Galactic Starcruiser is that that it DOES look like something Universal would have made.
@@CoryTheRaven Nah, it definitely looks like something Disney would make in an attempt to mimic Star Wars without infringing on copyright. Something they've done before. It also looks like Space Mountain, the hotel.
I really don't understand why disney doesn't have a droid zoo. It should probably be named something like a droid showroom for newest models in the galaxy but the idea would be a zoo. Small "habitats" where droids do their jobs and the visitors can have small interactions with some of them (like responding to waving hands with peep-poop noices). It wouldn't be that complicated, disneyhave way more complicated animatronics and interactive elements elsewhere, and could even advertise droid building.
"If I may, I'll tell you the problem with the franchise you're using here, Disney. It didn't require any discipline to obtain it. You saw what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the fan base for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you wanna sell it. But you were so preoccupied with what you could do, you didn't stop to think if you should do it."
Perfectly sums it up. Disney only saw money signs and printing money presses with star wars but they were caught wearing the dunce hat when they admitted they didn't have a plan for the sequel trilogy. And they bought off the media once the fans started calling them out and now it's crumbled too much and the damn is about to break in their face. And I hope it does. We need to break down these monopoly companies and make way for fresh ones that actually want to make good content.
The Star Wars hotel was approved by both Kathleen Kennedy and Bob Iger. Iger bailed, before he could be blamed. The Star Wars hotel shows how much Kathleen Kennedy has ruined Star Wars. #FireKathleenKennedy
I remember thinking "Disney is buying Star Wars? Well if anyone has the money and resources to bring Star Wars to life it's Disney" Wow I could not have been more wrong
I'm with you. I remember telling people "Dude. Look at the MCU. Infinity War. Star Wars is in good hands.".... So I feel you. Didn't know the mouse was rabid.
I wasnt. i was extremely cautions on what they would do and my hopes went even lower after they deleated the EU. The force awaken and Rogue One gave me some confidence but the canceling of Clone Wars and the mediocre Rebels brought me back to to be cautios... and then the Last Jedi burned any confidence i had on Disney.
@@phyrexian_dude4645 Kinda the opposite for me at the start. I had hope that deleting the EU ment Disney would give the Solo kids a happy ending after the EU screwed them over. But instead we got Rey, and admiral purple bitch, and RRRRREEEEEEYYYYY... And worst of all, Jake Skywalker.
One of the adult games you can play on this star cruiser is named,”space bingo” People are paying 6,000 dollars to play bingo on a Star Wars cruise? For real?
One could argue this whole farce was an exercise in "overpromises." Going back to the first articles I came across for this, it was going to be near "West World" immersion... now, escape rooms, bingo, and a "5th Element" fan inspired character, named "Gaya," singing something that doesn't feel remotely like "Star Wars." Ya, do get Rey fighting a life sized bobblehead Kylo Ren though.
@@Clint52279 The whole "Westworld Dilemma" really did wreck some of the Imagineers' plans. The corridors and the bridge, for instance, originally looked a lot better, but Disney was afraid some patron would trip and sue, so everything has to be bubble-wrap safe enough to keep the clumsiest child from so much as a scratch. There won't ever be a great immersive experience in the US. But Poland could have one, they're not obsessed with "safety" and they're not insanely litigious like people are in this country.
I don't blame Bob Chapek. I blame all of the executive officers. I blame the board that oversees them. I blame the top investors that enable them. I blame the consumers, including myself, that have supported their bad business practices. Since I can't afford a freighter-load collection of shares, all I can do is mock their mishaps with humor, continue to not give them my money, and share videos like these.
Right now, I would not even bother with thinking of buying shares. It seems to be hovering between '140-150 U.S.D.' right now, sometimes it goes to '160 U.S.D.' but then has a sharp drop that sometimes looked like a 'middle finger'. I'm not an investment adviser or expert, but I feel iffy about it, like we may see it go lower someday.
@@Akakiryuushin why you think the ewoks was carrying leia tied up on a wooden pole? or all those storm trooper helmets being used as drums...some still having the heads in them...in short,don't mess with the Teddy Bears!
That's actually what I personally think the biggest turn-off the Starcruiser is. If I'm paying 6K for two days then I really don't want rando's annoying kids running around. I think this price point should really have 'no kids allowed' sessions aswell as the family ones. Lots of luxury places do this. And as far as SW goes, I totally agree - I remember the first time I saw Force Awakens I thought "this feels very G-rated & not like SW at all. Super disappointing".
Disney wouldn’t let you be dead with a Disney character forever. You would have to select your paid coffin package - ten years, twenty years, fifty years? They’ll dig you up and toss you out once your package expires.
Wrong, you ALSO have to pay an extra $50 a year otherwise they'll bury you deeper to make room for another coffin on top! And yes, some countries really did this because of lack of space.
I disagree with Geeky on the droids. My daughter is enrolled at UW-Madison and they use robots to deliver meals to the dorms. If they can survive a college campus they should do fine in a theme park. Team it with a storm trooper to be a roving cool drink dispenser. Have others that are like roomba street cleaners teamed with a janitor and have them appear as scrap and junk dealers. They could even sell pins and the prized Galaxies Edge metal sporks from these.
Heck they could even have stormtroopers keep an eye on the droids so that if someone tries messing with the droids, tipping them over or whatever, the stormtrooper can intervene or throw them in jail on the death star or something
We went to Space Mountain about 36 years ago they had a cp3po droid (just like in the original movie) that enter acted with you. I was young nice looking long tanned legs short shorts and he followed me and kept getting in front to stop me for several minutes. We got photos and everyone was loving it!! This was 36 years ago and it looked just like the movie, so there is no reason they couldn’t have had a bunch of these for this experience. I am sure they were run by someone either close by or via a screen that they could see and then move the droid around plus it made all the real sounds.
There are lots of Star Wars Fans out there who have already built working droids at home like the r2-d2 builders club. There should be no excuse for a company like Disney for not being able to do so.
@@brittariedel3446 Exactly! The real R2-D2 costume in A New Hope had more problems than the R2-D2 droids fans have made since; in the costume, the radio got local interference so Kenny couldn't hear the call to "Cut!" and someone always had to run over and knock on the outside. But now fans have made droids that don't even need an actor to make them work.
Diagon alley is hands down done better than Galaxy's edge. It's not like Disney can't do it. Pandora is done pretty good. Disney needs to stop being cheap if they keep charging these crazy prices. I'm going to hate to see what happens to Disney when Universal opens Epic Universe. If Universal can keep the new park up to the quality as the Harry Potter areas, Disney could easily become #2.
Yes and in all honesty they should be number two with how they treat their customers and the items and quality of their experiences. You don’t pay extra to experience any of the rides or lands at Universal. It is your choice to buy interactive wands (prices are not even that bad) or express pass. We stopped going to Disney a few years ago and stay at Portofino Bay in Universal, there are less expensive resorts but we really like this one which is why we go back time after time. We get express pass included, a ride from the airport, water taxis so we never need a car, several restaurants at the resort and if we want to use any of the other resorts pools (like the lazy River) we are provided transportation there. We purchase 4 day park to park tickets, stay 7 nights at the resort, eat in the parks also eat or drink somewhere each day in Citywalk, buy items and still never spend anywhere near $6000., we stay in one of the more expensive rooms overlooking the bay, we do this because it is so pretty. We have even also done a 7 day cruise on Royal Caribbean the week before or after our park stay, we stay in a balcony room on the ship do excursions at every port and eat in some of the specialty restaurants on board and that’s two weeks worth of vacation and it still was not $6000. Why would even a die hard fan part with this kind of money for a day and half poor excuse for a dinner show? I can’t imagine this is going to be a hit for Disney. They might as well tell their customers bend over.
Well, Universal is making a BIG mistake by not capitalizing on its momentum. There's still no Hogwarts theme hotel, no Ministry of Magic land by Diagon Alley. They could have done an immersive experience hotel like Disney's SCH: just make 4 wings and each can be in the colors of the 4 factions of Hogwarts. There's no need to pay a "boutique designer" $99 an hour to flap his/her gums. Just go online and find fan suggestions for hotel rooms. Hell, RUclips has plenty of source material for that. Then just charge $99 a night for kids and $109 a night for adults. The staff can dress as teachers at Hogwarts and for a slight $5 upcharge, you can make your voice-ID room lock read your voice. Why? Just wave your wand and say "Alohomora!" and your door unlocks. Then point at a sensor in the wall and say "Lumos!" and the lights come on. Come on Universal, it's not that hard... You're blowing your ONLY chance to really bury the Mouse alive.
@@largol33t1 Universal will never bury the Mouse alive. Even after Harry Potter, Universal Florida's attendance still didn't touch the lowest of WDW's parks.
@@faehame It won't move the needle. The introduction of Harry Potter actually increased attendance to WDW as well... Those people who came for Harry Potter spent time at WDW too. WDW also raised its own attendance in the same period with the addition of New Fantasyland and Galaxy's Edge. What Harry Potter did was help Universal beat Six Flags and SeaWorld as WDW's unofficial fifth gate. Nintendo will more than likely have the same effect. People coming to WDW will spend time at Universal instead of the other options on their day away from WDW, and anyone coming for Nintendo will also go to WDW anyway.
I was saying this on Drunk3PO, when we all gonna meet up in front of Disney and Storm the StarCruiser? Well if we can do it to area 51, we go head first Naruto running into the main Star Wars lobby
They shouldn't have only catered to the sequel trilogy fans simply because there aren't many. Most reside with the original, prequel or both. They also fucked up trying to make a hotel into a star cruiser.
As soon as I see anything to do with the Disney sequels I’m out. Been a Star Wars fan since it all began but KK got her wish…I gave up and walked away.
I saw the first movie when it came out in the theatre (which ages me). Once the final reveal of Luke’s father was shown. The story was over for me. I’m not remotely interested in what came after. Movie wise or attractions.
I remember when Ordinary Adventures post a reaction about the Starcruiser with the actor from the Goldberg. They said some negative things about the video. They took down the video because they would loses there free trip.
@@JamesGochnour According to them, they didn't get a free trip. They paid for it, which is even worse. I think that makes them even more motivated to pretend they enjoyed it. That or they're just easily amused.
They did have some negative things to say in their videos. Peter felt like he was left out of the action at the beginning and he didn’t like how the outer space screens looked or the Sabacc game. They didn’t like having to use their phones a lot to progress their character stories. They got to go this week for free but they did pay for their own trip in March. They’ve been through a lot recently, esp since Kitra lost her Mom and got Covid, so she’s just trying to be upbeat and positive. They are usually the first ones when they do Disney stuff they speak their kinds when other RUclipsrs kiss Disney’s butt.
@@CoryTheRaven : Paying customers can attend on March 1. The Shills of the RUclips community want before hand. So, when you watch those " reviews " , see when the videos was made.
Does anyone still feel the need to go sleep in a concrete box, surrounded by childish activities and actors pretending to be your best buddies after watching this bizarre hell box???
The two Bobs Disney legacy isn't looking very well at the moment. Without major changes in management, I think we could see the total failure of the Disney brand.
The Disney brand is already tarnished. It has been for a long time. All that's left are the people still wearing rose tinted glasses. I don't think there's any persuading them.
They should have Kylo do some sort of a "force push" at Rey, after she ignites her lightsaber, and have her fall to the ground. Then, stand up, while holding the already ignited blade. That way, it would appear less clunky, and seem less.
@@GFSA3 I mean, yeah, I see your point, but, she does get knocked around a little bit. In the context of the show, it would better hide the swap. Oh, and Disney. I expect my check if you implement this idea.....I know you all have mouse solders reviewing these types of channels....
I thought something like this when I saw the video, I was like "they could do something with the force to hide the lightsaber switch". The way they opted todo was so dumb 🤦♀️
I sometimes wish the cell phone had never been invented. Life would be so simple and I'd have a LOT less stress. I HATE text messaging, it's just so rude and annoying. Worse, people use it instead of actually talking. Then why should I even carry a cell phone if people stone cold insist on texting 99% of the time!? I don't like carrying a cell phone but my co-workers, friends and relatives will verbally cave my ears in if I go without a cell phone for even one WEEK. Life is annoying a stressful with them. It might be easier if they never could get internet or texts on cell phones.
@@largol33t1 I mean i admit Im pretty addicted to the internet so i am on my phone often and laptop...but I dont text that much and I dont use stuff like Instagram,Twitter,or Tiktok...i spend all day on RUclips instead. However if im on a vacation or at a show i certainly rather enjoy it! who wants to pay 100s or even 1000s of dollars just to stare at your phone...🥴🤦♀️and this Starcruiser seems like a waste of money as it is!😬
That’s what the suits are saying. Is this the reality or is it bean counters trying to make the experience as cheap as possible? They used the same philosophy when building Disneyland Hong Kong - they had to go back and course correct on that one. They need to spend the money upfront - it will pay for itself in the end.
It's so weird. When I'm on vacation, I want to BE where I am, 100%. I keep my phone on me, for emergencies, but muted, so I can be completely IN the experience of being where I AM. But I'm old enough to remember the days before cell phones, so maybe I'm a dinosaur 🤷🏾♀️😂
@@kinggrim2376 EA doesn't give a damn about their customer base, but it doesn't matter. People still consume their crap regardless. Really sad and pathetic all around.
@@Spring_Forward_Fall_Back everybody know that hell i think some people in ea knows too but rockstar is much worse and sure ea are greed asshat but there greed does make some good games then release the same over 5 years (don't how long has it been when they launch gta 5) sueds modder and take the mods and launch there olds games with said mods take it down from there store only on console now and stop support on red dead online 2
Disney is a sad state. Only going to the galactic starcruiser because they lock you in 90 days ahead. Very disappointing. Company has been lost for years.
I gave up on the House of Mouse over 15 years ago and even back then, I could tell the parks were starting their slow but verrrrrry long decline. Many rides were in surprisingly poor shape and the parks were nowhere as tidy as one would expect. And let's not get into the constantly climbing ticket prices...
I tuned out, the moment they ditched the idea of having a section of the park, devoted to Endor and Ewoks. Im extremely happy to watch this rolling dumpster fire, continue onto its inevitable final destination.
This is incredible! Luke skywalker returning at the end of season 2 literally crashed disney plus! Its so popular and fans are so happy to see him. So hows that hotel going? I think fans want to see more of rey and crylo ren. But…luke just broke the internet, we should use hi.. FANS WANT REY! SHES THE BESTEST EVAR!!
I'm glad that I went to Disney back when I did. It was before they destroyed the Star Wars movie franchise so I don't feel that I'm missing anything when I say that I'll never go back.
walmart has a cleaning robot that has a carmera and it roams around the store cleaning the floor im pretty sure disney couldve had the same thing with droids
Had the same thing happen to us with 'The Last Jedi'. An initial group of us 'Actual Star-Wars Fans' rallied hard against the movie, then the quieter Star Wars fans joined venting their frustrations with the movie and a movement was born. We took massive 'shill' media, Disney and fake fan attacks, and when it was clear our movement was not just winning the argument but growing daily in numbers ONLY then did the RUclipsrs turn up. "The Fandom Menace" channels just turned up to cash-in on a war already won.
This is the company that put a mobile talking trash can in the Magic Kingdom…they couldn’t put a droid in Galaxy’s Edge? How cool would it have been to make the shuttle that takes guests to Batuu be a miniature of the Star Tours shuttle with Rex as your pilot.
I finally walked into galaxy’s edge for the first time two months ago because I had zero interest previously. It was incredibly boring and I was there for maybe 10 minutes before I went on with my day.
Walt introduced the concept of "Plus-ing" Current Disney management introduced 'Minus- it'. Bare minimum and bare effort are the new Disney hallmark now.
I didn't even realize half of what was happening behind the scenes (with the forced positive views, targeted hashtags, etc) because I was always viewing Disney through my rose colored glasses. Case in point the Galactic Starcruiser...they all had to take a picture in front of that boring sign! I'm sure of the creators/influencers would have found a much better spot to take a picture but they were made to be all the same and it is so frustrating! I appreciate your unbiased opinions and I'm so glad I found you guys.
It looks like he's been trying, but the entire studio has lined up against him since he doesn't let them have their way like Iger did. Most of the dumb/ bad that's come out recently dates back to *him*, not Chapek. It takes time to shift gears on a company so large, particularly if they're actively resisting the change
I might cough up a few hundred dollars for a ticket to a well-made Star Wars dinner show (at least, before Disney thoroughly pissed me off with the Sequel Trilogy). I don't need to cough up a few hundred dollars to Instagram pictures of cocktails. And the droids? Trivially easy to design and implement. I know people who can do it. Disney is just being cheap and lazy.
I like how corporations appeal to one demographic, the 13 percent of the population. The very same 13 percent that sits in the very bottom with hispanics on the household income scale.
My only question is we haven’t seen Disney sequel trilogy toys in the stores for almost 2 years… Why are they theming this after that same trilogy it obviously doesn’t sell WTH?
Oh THANK GOD!!!! Finally something actually making sense. This just might be the giant straw that finally, FINALLY breaks the camel's back. I just hope so, because this has gone on far too long.
Not if the Standom can help it. The mouse could crucify children in front of the Disneyland gates on live TV and those idiots would just throw their wallets and beg for more...
@@nicholashodges201 True, but the Standom can't give Disney anywhere close to enough money to keep them going. And if the whales act like they're expected too, this could be what finally brings Disney well and truly into the inescapable financial red.
@@jordanscherr6699 No, but they can create what I call the "Frodo Effect", when superfans praise an adaptation & the normies are like "well if *they* like it, it's gotta be worth it". But Stans aren't "superfans", and they fall over themselves for *everything*, no matter how much suck it's been made from. They are empty hollow people who are trying to use fandom as proxy for a personality. To bad normies can't tell one from the other...
When you have an idiot driving the car, don't be surprised when you hit every pothole, garbage can, mailbox and fruit stand. Take the keys off them ffs.
On the StarCrusier it looks like the droid is alway near a cast member, even having the cast member translate for the droid. No reason they couldn’t do it in the park. HELL the cast member could puppeteer the droid like they do for Lighting and Mater in Carsland.
My favorite part is the rock stacking area. You pay $6000 to stack rocks! Next Bob Paycheck will be having the guests make bricks, so he can save money and fire a few brick layers!
Disney, especially Disney Star Wars need to be continuously reminded that THE FANDOM MENACE wouldn't exist if they, Disney, hadn't created us in the first place.
The Starcruiser has 100 rooms - x 6,000 (more or less) per room, equals 600,000 Disney would take in every two days. Less the operation / food / cast costs. IMO Disney will change this hotel to a regular hotel with a separate dinner show.
Nope. They load people on a bus, mocked up to look like a shuttle craft, then they go to the "ship" (at the park.) I'm guessing the building the "ship" is in is right next to the Galaxys Edge attraction so that people can visit that during their "trip."
To be quite frank. Galaxies Edge is wasted space in both parks. Two themed rides and smugglers run belongs in an arcade. Everyone I know only goes to that portion of the parks for Rise of resistance. It's a decent ride experience.
Idk why but to me it feels like Disney is trying to make this their competition item to universals “HP/wizarding world experience” only real difference is that universal isn’t gouging prices with customers and show they don’t need too. Greed is going to bite Disney eventually.
1 - There is no way you can just have live action stuff happening out in public as the massive crowd would follow and get in the way. 2 - All these "Features" for 6k and I guarantee you that people will be standing inline for their iconic photo shoots. 3 - Someone is going to get drunk and get hurt. 4 - This event is going to fall flat on it's face the second you bring someone in who is disabled
It kind of just clicked with me but... Is Disney trying to make the hotel experience canon as well? How was Rey supposed to have been involved in this hotel? They are trying so hard to tie everything into the canon, but like Episode 7-8 were back to back, she then went on like a year training mission, did Episode 9 and killed Kylo. There is no time for her to fight Kylo.
Easily fixed. Rey operates a fake Onlyfans on the cruiser in hopes of attracting idiot simps who pay her to meet up with her, dress them up like Kylo and act out fantasies of the bad boy school shooter harassing her and then she kills them in "self-defense" to suck out their blood as the space vampire she is with the cruiser captain getting dibs on the dollars ...I mean credits to show the Great Horned Rat she is making Crap Wars profitable.
The vlogs that came out yesterday say everything. Biggest laugh I’ve had in a while. Six thousand dollars for dinner theater and video games. Disney is going to eat crow on this for certain.
All this money just for Disney to fail again. Starcruiser could have been an experience. If I were to build a Star Wars experience, it would include the Jedi/Sith temple where you stay in the Temple (hotel). Don't wanna be a Jedi or a Sith? How about a clone or stormtroopers boot camp experience? You go through a fun boot camp experience to become an honorary trooper you get a free Blaster and helmet with uniform. Hell let's put in a Racer pod experience, Bounty Hunter where you roleplay a Bounty hunter and you meet your contact in Mos Elsley to get your assignment. How about spending time with Ewoks? So much innovation for an immersive experience and Disney can't be bothered to do that right.
You treat droids like any other character, they have a minder dressed up as a local. There is so much they could have done. But Disney out of touch spoiled execs have ruined it for everyone. They ALL should be let go.
Everything I’ve seen in terms of the marketing campaign for this hotel has been an embarrassment. None of what I had seen from the reviews yesterday has shown me it’s worth my hard earned money. Lol
This has to be the biggest kick to the groin Disney received in a long time, and well deserved one. Disney as become the EA of films and theme parks, delivering mediocre experiences meanwhile paywalling the actual deal only for “whales” to consume. Not only does this speaks out terrible against Disney (which let’s face it, the only reason why the shills are rebelling is because Chapek is charge, and they hate the guy) but it speaks volumes on how terribly the have mishandled Star Wars, and all of that still falls under Kennedy’s shoulders, and considering her track record, she more than earn it. So might be the beginning of the end, might be not. All I know is that Disney Star Wars is bleeding and they earn it. By the way the two of you sound way too salty… Do you want to take some time off? Do you need a hug?
Considering they've had people call them liars, it Anti-Disney for some time. Add they gave called several outcomes of Disney's bad choices, and got hate for it, their salt is understood. Plus watching franchises you grew up with be butchered left and right is very draining.
Not salty enough if you ask me. Disney destroyed star wars as far as I am concerned. The total bs with Gina carano was bad enough and total double standards applied when others have said far worse than her but because they were poc they couldn't or wouldn't sack them. I won't say what I think about Kathleen Kennedy because my father taught me if you can't say anything good about someone then don't say anything at all. I know my not going to anything Disney even though it was a goal of mine since I was 5 to visit Disneyland isn't going to upset them but at least unless Disney change their ways I personally won't be adding anything to their coffers anytime soon. Getting back to bore cruiser hotel I hope it sinks like a stone. Totally overpriced and only there for rich people so not for normal folk anyway.
The saltiness comes from shills and frauds complaining about an honest opinion based on their knowledge and experience. I do not mind the saltiness as the frauds and shills deserve far worse. What I want to know is what they and others honestly think about various issues in areas each covers and why they think that way.
We were at Space Mountain 36 years ago and there was a droid that looked, sounded and moved just like c-3po. We have photos of it with me. I was young cute long tanned legs with short shorts and it kept following me and getting in my way and making noises, everyone got a big kick out of it. There wasn’t anyone right with it so whoever was controlling it was probably close by. This proves that they had the technology years ago and have even used it in the parks. These would be cool running around the ship or even if just in one area and interacting with it was a hoot!!
If you were hot and he was following you, could he have been a human in a costume, like Tony Daniels was in the movies? That looks very droid-like even IRL, and no need for remote control. . .
@@zxyatiywariii8 I really wondered that because it was exactly like the movie. A crowd was even watching and I was moving away and he just kept it up, really it was such a funny experience and as you see one 36 years later still brings a smile to my face. Droids like that would have really made a difference at this new hotel and there is no way you could have tripped over him because his movement was sharp and very controlled, if someone had tried to push him I don’t think they would have been successful so there is no excuse they could not have had these other than Disney is just too cheap.
Tim Tracker is back in Disney's favor. He was one of the influencers invited to "review" the hotel. Ironically, although some of the influencers have gushed over the new hotel, they have complained about the price for the experience.
Some media had the 4hr experience while others had the opportunity to do the 2 day experience. For example Tim and Kyle Palo had 4 hr...while ordinary adventures and jojo's world had the 2day... obviously as well as others
So let me get this straight. There are sites that make lightsabers you can actually use for duels but Disney makes cheap ass props like that.... at this point, I'm not shocked.
When I worked at dca back in the day they had a trashcan that would move and talk… they had the base plans already on how to do it safely … hidden operators where always around them and controlling them
Exactly, if push can be a thing and talk to guests, there could easily be some droids that only beep and whistle. Or even have a nook where a C3P0 comes out on a slight stage and interacts with guests ala the Mr. Potato head or turtle talk with crush type of interactions. They don't need much emotion behind 3P0 to make it look good, he hardly moves much anyways.
@@jesicaLD exactly and with droids ur right they just have to make beeeping sounds so there’s no need for the operators of the droids to have to talk … missed opportunity right there
Everything has been a disaster because when Lucasfilm was acquired, no one at Dizz-knee understood Star Wars. And as soon as Dizz-knee acquired Lucasfilm, they immediately disrespected George Lucas and got rid of anyone who even had a clue about Star Wars. And in their own hubris, Dizz-knee just assumed that they could slap a Star Wars logo on anything and it would be accepted. Dizz-knee's handling of the Star Wars property has been the very definition of "A monkey with a loaded pistol."
I really, really appreciate the honest opinion of these two great content creators. I was never thee biggest Star Wars fan, but what I did enjoy about the movies is gone...Galaxy's Edge is Star Wars without the Star Wars. The only thing we get that is left over is Chewbacca. and maybe...occasionally R2-D2. It is sad that some people continue to support this B.S., and get angry about the negative comments....almost as if WE told them that Santa Claus is not real...lol.
I have seen the videos and they did not even get Captain Karen right. I was expecting a actor that strong, confident and a bit arrogant and what we get was a cheerful person who was not quite sure about what the part is suppose to be. I am really not sure what audience they were going for with this experience, it is certainly was not people with 6 grand they could blow on this nonsense. We are looking at $500 a night Disney rooms, with say about $150 per day for food and 1 $120 park ticket with lighting pass access. So the actual value someone is getting is around $1000 and I don't see where the extra $1000+ per person value is coming from.
I think people have to stop being nice and giving Disney the benefit of the doubt about things. Take the infamous U-Haul. People were saying, "Maybe it will be cool inside. There will probably be screens showing an alien world or whatnot." Now we've seen the result- no screens. Re people hurting themselves on droids: By the reasoning that being small makes them a tripping hazard, the same is even more true of kids, and Disney allows them! I know I've almost tripped in malls because of the little creeps running around. Also, they could have made the droids too tall to trip over.
Why would a company want to invite someone to a private media event if they know that person will not positively promote them? It is a business, which also explains why not everything came to life in Galaxy’s Edge. For as much as many people complain about all of this, the parks are packed full, restaurants and shops are full, rides are constantly busy. Why wouldn’t Disney, as a business wanting to make money, spend more on technology & staff when they are already making money. And as expensive as the starcruiser is, they are filling rooms at that high price. There is no reason for Disney to change anything until they are loosing money. They are a BUSINESS first and if you don’t like what they do then vote with your wallet.
They know how...they just hate the IP. Like vegetarians running a steak restaurant, they can't cook you a decent steak because they can't stand the sight of real meat so they give you the fake stuff.
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Plot twist, i was never turned on by Daisy Ridley
Dude they could have had a blaster fight for the customers like old lazer tag
lightsaber battle tactics class with saber training
sabbacc would have been a option
virtual tours of the sarlacc pit and jaba palace
virtual trips to some of the famous places like the jedi temple on yavin4
virtual of the deathstar and a chance to pull the trigger and blow up alderan.
interactive starfighter battles
train with a jedi or sith
the trip could be a lightside or darkside themed.
they have all the tech already and commonly use. Dude there is so much that they could do with this and they fuck it up. Dude just the suggestions I have made would be worth the $6000 tag.
They did a whole show for media day when Galaxy's Edge opened in Florida. Attractions Magazine RUclips has a whole video of it. It is very similar to the types of shows they are now doing on the Start Cruiser but obviously the storyline is a little different. look for their video called 'Star Wars Lightsaber Battle and Stunt Show in Galaxy's Edge during media event'
Amazing how YT will delete the most vanilla comments, but when there are actually adverts for "onlyfans" type content in the comments, and even after reporting them, they are still there..
First thought: ...how much do they have to pay to turn against it
Regarding the droids, could you imagine if you were walking around the park and then all of a sudden a transport vehicle rolls up, then a few Jawas step out with a bunch of droids and start approaching guests as if they are trying to sell their wares. Have part of the truck open up and reveal shelves of souvenir droids that you could actually buy. Now THAT would be a real Star Wars experience.
That sounds adorable and I would love to see the little guys being droid venders
You can only hire dwarfs for that, so Peter Dinklage would bitch.
@@spacejunk2186 Or they could do what they did in "A New Hope" and hire some Little People and a lot of local kids. Kids love doing stuff like this, and it'd be great PR too. And since there's no need to have the same kids (just the same height) imagine how many kids would he able to do this! It was a great idea in Tunisia even with the occasional language complications.
@darrell holland Fuck Disney!
10-12 years ago I felt an obligation to take my family to Disney World, as was tradition in my family. Now my children are teenagers and have done their own research, and they don’t want to go. Period.
Go to universals.
Saves you a buttload of money to spend on something useful.
Yep, our kids prefer to go skiing at different ski resorts around the nation. Disney is dead.
I agree I don't need my Kids trying to be indoctrinated by woke culture by the theme park I take them too
Mickey: "You turned them against me?!"
Goofy: "You have done that yourself."
Micky was the true villain in Kingdom Hearts.
Mickey : don't make me shoot you Goofy you like a brother to me
Goofy : Then look me in the eyes when you do it
@@Ability-King-KK number 15 - Xickmey
SH@T! I WAS GONNA SAY THAT! 🙃
Help us obi goof kenobi....your our only hope
Everything they’ve done to save that cursed cruiser has gone up in flames like the franchise they conquered, it feels great to see such a beautiful disaster.
I read this in the “Dead men tell no tales” voice
The Inclusive (CRT) Communistic Racist Training and gender misidentifying campaign isn’t working.
Right up Disney's Exhaust Port o.o
@Deca Raina
For fans under 18 don’t you mean. It appears to me to be for simple minded egoists thus the modern generation should find it very accommodating and or actual children who can’t see through the bs behind the scenes that thought what they came up with was even Star Wars.
Interstellar Titanic. Love to watch it sink.
It's interesting how Disney is consistently going against the fans for years now. Normal companies would have course corrected ages ago to keep their customers.
They make too much moneu elsewhere and people just mindlessly consume brands put in front of them. All that Spider-Man, Bobba Fett and Mandalorian money keeps all these projects alive
It's because their fans are the most blind and gullible people around. They are sooo slllloooooooowwwwwwwww to even realize when something really bad is about to hit. When it does hit, they are almost as slow dealing with the bad issue (high tickets they can't afford, massive crowds, Disney Genie, etc.). Even after all that, they'll still blindly stay loyal to the Mouse. La cosa nostra never got loyalty like this!
that is because the fans are not the audience they want any more....
@@49ers1975 yep. By pissing off the old fanbase, they cultivate a new fanbase amongst the billions of literally-nonsapient golems who are all now spurred to militant *obligatory* Disney fandom soley out of *obligatory* social spite against the bad people who say mean words on the internet AKA "the old fandom"
And they'll perpetually succeed, because they make more money than they lose while midwits scream "stupidity" at malice.
I reached the point of being done years ago. I just check out these Clownfish Disney vids once in a while out of curiosity. The fact that they still haven't course corrected is absolutely pathetic.
I went to Universal FOREVER ago. We stopped at a bench in this area that looked like a small park between apartment building faces. Then BEETLEJUICE popup up and tapped my dad on the shoulder. He talked to us for a min before the ghost busters showed up with the car and everything. Beetlejuice ran into one of the buildings and there was a big show of him getting 'busted'. I barely remember that trip but I REMEMBER Beetlejuice.
They still do that one. Also check out the transformers skits they have on youtube
I remember my stepmom took me to Universal Halloween Horror Nights. First time I've been there. I was finally a teen so it was a big deal for me at the time. I didn't know what to expect.
I was blown away by the mazes. It was so cool to see the dancers at the entrance with fire blowing behind them. Speakers in the bushes made it sound like monsters. The costumes were so cool. They even had Terminators T-600s because it was around the time of Salvation.
We got on the tram and it was such an experience to get dropped off and see all the sets firsthand. They were doing a zombie outbreak and had people dressed as Natty Guard. Actors were moving us along. One guy was leaning over, looking dazed at the destruction of War of the Worlds. They had helicopters flying over and shining lights down below.
It was an experience I will cherish forever. I will never forget the fun I had and how my expectations were blown away.
I later went to Knott's Scary Farm. That was dreadful. Hour long lines for short mazes, terrible decorations, and no monsters or theming. Never again.
Relating to my comment above, I think Universal has dipped in quality. Some of their attractions need maintenance. They've gotten rid of a handful of my favorite attractions and replaced them with arguably lesser. The Horror Nights have become more simplified too.
Still, it beats everything else in SoCal. Universal does recognizably try to put out quality, even when they get lazy or follow a stricter budget, you can still see it.
Sheesh, I still have dreams of going there with family and seeing T2-3D again, as if they brought it back with new form. So it's definitely a sentimental place for me.
@@BungieStudios the ghetto quality of Universal is a running joke in my household. I don't get why everyone goes gaga over them... Harry Potter only JUST gets up to the level that Disney regularly produces. The problem with Galactic Starcruiser is that that it DOES look like something Universal would have made.
@@CoryTheRaven Nah, it definitely looks like something Disney would make in an attempt to mimic Star Wars without infringing on copyright. Something they've done before. It also looks like Space Mountain, the hotel.
I really don't understand why disney doesn't have a droid zoo. It should probably be named something like a droid showroom for newest models in the galaxy but the idea would be a zoo. Small "habitats" where droids do their jobs and the visitors can have small interactions with some of them (like responding to waving hands with peep-poop noices). It wouldn't be that complicated, disneyhave way more complicated animatronics and interactive elements elsewhere, and could even advertise droid building.
Maximizing profit, while minimizing effort.
Are you insane!? Thats not very cash money thought process! Minimal effort man, the guest ARE the Zoo.
Because that's creative, and Disney has done what other corporations do: suppress creativity and mavericks in favor of university indoctrinated dogma.
Hey that’s a good idea 👍🏾
What about that rare breed the Jedi! Yes, let's have a Jedi zoo!
"If I may, I'll tell you the problem with the franchise you're using here, Disney. It didn't require any discipline to obtain it. You saw what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the fan base for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you wanna sell it. But you were so preoccupied with what you could do, you didn't stop to think if you should do it."
Thank you, Dr. Malcolm
Perfectly sums it up. Disney only saw money signs and printing money presses with star wars but they were caught wearing the dunce hat when they admitted they didn't have a plan for the sequel trilogy. And they bought off the media once the fans started calling them out and now it's crumbled too much and the damn is about to break in their face. And I hope it does. We need to break down these monopoly companies and make way for fresh ones that actually want to make good content.
More people need to stop mindlessly giving Disney their money. It’s the only way that Disney will have incentive to stop these practices.
It will take a decade of boycotts to even make a dent in their monopoly. Many people are completely mindless of this stuff.
Good luck with that. Too many consooomers mindlessly buying brands. Its better to just make our own shit and replace all these brands.
I've been making sure they get no money from me for years and I will continue that trend for the foreseeable future.
@@alecperdeau650 oh shit you’re gonna build your own franchise and theme parks with merch?
I heard that Disney California have low earnings compare to Disney Florida but yeah this is bad for business.
The Star Wars hotel was approved by both Kathleen Kennedy and Bob Iger. Iger bailed, before he could be blamed. The Star Wars hotel shows how much Kathleen Kennedy has ruined Star Wars.
#FireKathleenKennedy
The fact that Disney act like dictators with reviewers shows that Disney have absolutely no faith whatsoever in their own products.
exactly like what Walt Disney himself behaved like, with his choices. The man was a marxis through and through, just one of the more 'lovable' ones.
I remember thinking
"Disney is buying Star Wars? Well if anyone has the money and resources to bring Star Wars to life it's Disney"
Wow I could not have been more wrong
I'm with you. I remember telling people "Dude. Look at the MCU. Infinity War. Star Wars is in good hands.".... So I feel you. Didn't know the mouse was rabid.
@@Volyren It's been a long established fact that mice are among the most dirtiest of animals...
I wasnt. i was extremely cautions on what they would do and my hopes went even lower after they deleated the EU. The force awaken and Rogue One gave me some confidence but the canceling of Clone Wars and the mediocre Rebels brought me back to to be cautios... and then the Last Jedi burned any confidence i had on Disney.
@@phyrexian_dude4645 Kinda the opposite for me at the start. I had hope that deleting the EU ment Disney would give the Solo kids a happy ending after the EU screwed them over. But instead we got Rey, and admiral purple bitch, and RRRRREEEEEEYYYYY... And worst of all, Jake Skywalker.
@@nathank2289 And still no happy ending for Solos family.
One of the adult games you can play on this star cruiser is named,”space bingo” People are paying 6,000 dollars to play bingo on a Star Wars cruise? For real?
And line dancing. The alien boot scootin boogy
@@ShalimarX32 and Sandy Cheeks is your texas line dancing teacher! Everyone put on your cowboy hats!
@@kell2883 wonder what the star wars equivalent of a ten gallon hat is... Mando helm? Ewok headress? Hehe
@@ShalimarX32 beautiful immersion idea!
Gotta be a Cad Bane duster
It’s ALWAYS better to underpromise and overdeliver than to overpromise and underdeliver.
One could argue this whole farce was an exercise in "overpromises." Going back to the first articles I came across for this, it was going to be near "West World" immersion... now, escape rooms, bingo, and a "5th Element" fan inspired character, named "Gaya," singing something that doesn't feel remotely like "Star Wars." Ya, do get Rey fighting a life sized bobblehead Kylo Ren though.
@@Clint52279 The whole "Westworld Dilemma" really did wreck some of the Imagineers' plans. The corridors and the bridge, for instance, originally looked a lot better, but Disney was afraid some patron would trip and sue, so everything has to be bubble-wrap safe enough to keep the clumsiest child from so much as a scratch.
There won't ever be a great immersive experience in the US. But Poland could have one, they're not obsessed with "safety" and they're not insanely litigious like people are in this country.
Universal is so Loving this. They’re probably laughing so hard on fans dissing the Generic Warehouse Hotel.
Good, because Universal is better.
If to the Galactic Starcruiser Hotel you go, only pain will you find…
I'm not sure about pain...
Bankruptcy However...
They might find that
The epic brand you knew, gone it is. Consumed by Dismal Disney.
The fans turned years ago. These are just dissatisfied customers.
I don't blame Bob Chapek. I blame all of the executive officers. I blame the board that oversees them. I blame the top investors that enable them. I blame the consumers, including myself, that have supported their bad business practices.
Since I can't afford a freighter-load collection of shares, all I can do is mock their mishaps with humor, continue to not give them my money, and share videos like these.
Right now, I would not even bother with thinking of buying shares.
It seems to be hovering between '140-150 U.S.D.' right now, sometimes it goes to '160 U.S.D.' but then has a sharp drop that sometimes looked like a 'middle finger'.
I'm not an investment adviser or expert, but I feel iffy about it, like we may see it go lower someday.
Needing to have all this stuff be "kid friendly" as in infantile crap is killing SW.
Yeah, Star Wars was notoriously adults-only until Disney came along!
@Yokaiou cannibalism?
@@Akakiryuushin why you think the ewoks was carrying leia tied up on a wooden pole? or all those storm trooper helmets being used as drums...some still having the heads in them...in short,don't mess with the Teddy Bears!
@@DrRevane still not cannibalism
That's actually what I personally think the biggest turn-off the Starcruiser is. If I'm paying 6K for two days then I really don't want rando's annoying kids running around. I think this price point should really have 'no kids allowed' sessions aswell as the family ones. Lots of luxury places do this. And as far as SW goes, I totally agree - I remember the first time I saw Force Awakens I thought "this feels very G-rated & not like SW at all. Super disappointing".
Disney wouldn’t let you be dead with a Disney character forever. You would have to select your paid coffin package - ten years, twenty years, fifty years? They’ll dig you up and toss you out once your package expires.
Wrong, you ALSO have to pay an extra $50 a year otherwise they'll bury you deeper to make room for another coffin on top! And yes, some countries really did this because of lack of space.
Wasn't there some child who died, whose parents wanted his favorite character engraved on his headstone, and Disney threatened to sue?
subscription grave plots
“Mickey isn’t paying his protection money anymore!” = GENIUS!!!!!
I disagree with Geeky on the droids. My daughter is enrolled at UW-Madison and they use robots to deliver meals to the dorms. If they can survive a college campus they should do fine in a theme park. Team it with a storm trooper to be a roving cool drink dispenser. Have others that are like roomba street cleaners teamed with a janitor and have them appear as scrap and junk dealers. They could even sell pins and the prized Galaxies Edge metal sporks from these.
Heck they could even have stormtroopers keep an eye on the droids so that if someone tries messing with the droids, tipping them over or whatever, the stormtrooper can intervene or throw them in jail on the death star or something
We went to Space Mountain about 36 years ago they had a cp3po droid (just like in the original movie) that enter acted with you. I was young nice looking long tanned legs short shorts and he followed me and kept getting in front to stop me for several minutes. We got photos and everyone was loving it!! This was 36 years ago and it looked just like the movie, so there is no reason they couldn’t have had a bunch of these for this experience. I am sure they were run by someone either close by or via a screen that they could see and then move the droid around plus it made all the real sounds.
Those are such great ideas.
There are lots of Star Wars Fans out there who have already built working droids at home like the r2-d2 builders club. There should be no excuse for a company like Disney for not being able to do so.
@@brittariedel3446 Exactly! The real R2-D2 costume in A New Hope had more problems than the R2-D2 droids fans have made since; in the costume, the radio got local interference so Kenny couldn't hear the call to "Cut!" and someone always had to run over and knock on the outside. But now fans have made droids that don't even need an actor to make them work.
They had PUSH the trashcan in Tomorrowland for years with no issues so some Droids rolling around shouldn't be an issue.
Just make it a First Order droid and have a Stormtrooper walk with it to make sure no one gets any ideas.
Diagon alley is hands down done better than Galaxy's edge. It's not like Disney can't do it. Pandora is done pretty good. Disney needs to stop being cheap if they keep charging these crazy prices. I'm going to hate to see what happens to Disney when Universal opens Epic Universe. If Universal can keep the new park up to the quality as the Harry Potter areas, Disney could easily become #2.
Yes and in all honesty they should be number two with how they treat their customers and the items and quality of their experiences.
You don’t pay extra to experience any of the rides or lands at Universal. It is your choice to buy interactive wands (prices are not even that bad) or express pass. We stopped going to Disney a few years ago and stay at Portofino Bay in Universal, there are less expensive resorts but we really like this one which is why we go back time after time. We get express pass included, a ride from the airport, water taxis so we never need a car, several restaurants at the resort and if we want to use any of the other resorts pools (like the lazy River) we are provided transportation there. We purchase 4 day park to park tickets, stay 7 nights at the resort, eat in the parks also eat or drink somewhere each day in Citywalk, buy items and still never spend anywhere near $6000., we stay in one of the more expensive rooms overlooking the bay, we do this because it is so pretty. We have even also done a 7 day cruise on Royal Caribbean the week before or after our park stay, we stay in a balcony room on the ship do excursions at every port and eat in some of the specialty restaurants on board and that’s two weeks worth of vacation and it still was not $6000. Why would even a die hard fan part with this kind of money for a day and half poor excuse for a dinner show? I can’t imagine this is going to be a hit for Disney. They might as well tell their customers bend over.
Disney is already number 2 in my book. Halloween Horror Nights is all we talk about in orlando!
Universal/Islands of Adventure was ALWAYS superior, cheaper, and the better choice.
@@velveetaslingshot I agree, Disney doesn’t hold a candle to Universal with all the Harry Potter rides and experiences plus their other great rides!!
Their solution will be to charge more.
Way to go, J. K. Rowling, staying on Universal's case to get them to deliver the best for Harry Potter!
Well, Universal is making a BIG mistake by not capitalizing on its momentum. There's still no Hogwarts theme hotel, no Ministry of Magic land by Diagon Alley. They could have done an immersive experience hotel like Disney's SCH: just make 4 wings and each can be in the colors of the 4 factions of Hogwarts. There's no need to pay a "boutique designer" $99 an hour to flap his/her gums. Just go online and find fan suggestions for hotel rooms. Hell, RUclips has plenty of source material for that. Then just charge $99 a night for kids and $109 a night for adults. The staff can dress as teachers at Hogwarts and for a slight $5 upcharge, you can make your voice-ID room lock read your voice. Why? Just wave your wand and say "Alohomora!" and your door unlocks. Then point at a sensor in the wall and say "Lumos!" and the lights come on. Come on Universal, it's not that hard... You're blowing your ONLY chance to really bury the Mouse alive.
@@largol33t1 Universal will never bury the Mouse alive. Even after Harry Potter, Universal Florida's attendance still didn't touch the lowest of WDW's parks.
@@CoryTheRaven you’re not including when they’ll implement the Pokémon and Super Mario lands into it.
@@faehame It won't move the needle. The introduction of Harry Potter actually increased attendance to WDW as well... Those people who came for Harry Potter spent time at WDW too. WDW also raised its own attendance in the same period with the addition of New Fantasyland and Galaxy's Edge. What Harry Potter did was help Universal beat Six Flags and SeaWorld as WDW's unofficial fifth gate. Nintendo will more than likely have the same effect. People coming to WDW will spend time at Universal instead of the other options on their day away from WDW, and anyone coming for Nintendo will also go to WDW anyway.
“You ruin everything you touch, Disney!”
“That’s because everything I touch is fuel for my hunger! My hunger for profit!”
Nice Transformers callback.
I was saying this on Drunk3PO, when we all gonna meet up in front of Disney and Storm the StarCruiser? Well if we can do it to area 51, we go head first Naruto running into the main Star Wars lobby
Sadly head rushing the box truck will not do much ;)
Walt Disney, 1955: "To all who come to this happy place: welcome. Disneyland is your land."
Disney Company, 2022: "Shut up and give us your money."
They shouldn't have only catered to the sequel trilogy fans simply because there aren't many. Most reside with the original, prequel or both. They also fucked up trying to make a hotel into a star cruiser.
As soon as I see anything to do with the Disney sequels I’m out. Been a Star Wars fan since it all began but KK got her wish…I gave up and walked away.
I saw the first movie when it came out in the theatre (which ages me). Once the final reveal of Luke’s father was shown. The story was over for me. I’m not remotely interested in what came after. Movie wise or attractions.
@ Ariel Sea then why are you here?
@@crazyfire9470 they might be a Disney fan
Ordinary adventures are shilling so hard and defending this thing like crazy 🤢. $6k and plus you have to pay for add-ons, drinks, etc…. What a joke
I remember when Ordinary Adventures post a reaction about the Starcruiser with the actor from the Goldberg. They said some negative things about the video. They took down the video because they would loses there free trip.
@@JamesGochnour According to them, they didn't get a free trip. They paid for it, which is even worse. I think that makes them even more motivated to pretend they enjoyed it. That or they're just easily amused.
They did have some negative things to say in their videos. Peter felt like he was left out of the action at the beginning and he didn’t like how the outer space screens looked or the Sabacc game. They didn’t like having to use their phones a lot to progress their character stories. They got to go this week for free but they did pay for their own trip in March. They’ve been through a lot recently, esp since Kitra lost her Mom and got Covid, so she’s just trying to be upbeat and positive. They are usually the first ones when they do Disney stuff they speak their kinds when other RUclipsrs kiss Disney’s butt.
@@CoryTheRaven : Paying customers can attend on March 1. The Shills of the RUclips community want before hand. So, when you watch those " reviews " , see when the videos was made.
They had robot trashcans wondering around EPCOT years ago. They also used to have droids in the crowds at MGM during Star Wars Weekends.
Or even actors dressed as droids, like when Kenny Baker was R2-D2. That way a human is always in control.
Does anyone still feel the need to go sleep in a concrete box, surrounded by childish activities and actors pretending to be your best buddies after watching this bizarre hell box???
It looks horrendous!
@Deca Raina wat
The two Bobs Disney legacy isn't looking very well at the moment. Without major changes in management, I think we could see the total failure of the Disney brand.
@Deca Raina Thank you for your cervix.
The Disney brand is already tarnished. It has been for a long time. All that's left are the people still wearing rose tinted glasses. I don't think there's any persuading them.
For around $6k the Galactic Starcruise had better come with a full service Twi'lek escort.
$6k is just the starting price, figure a additional 1k for any additional on.
They should have Kylo do some sort of a "force push" at Rey, after she ignites her lightsaber, and have her fall to the ground. Then, stand up, while holding the already ignited blade. That way, it would appear less clunky, and seem less.
Doing that would mean Rey doesn't always have the upper hand like the poorly written Mary Sue she is.
@@GFSA3 I mean, yeah, I see your point, but, she does get knocked around a little bit. In the context of the show, it would better hide the swap.
Oh, and Disney. I expect my check if you implement this idea.....I know you all have mouse solders reviewing these types of channels....
I thought something like this when I saw the video, I was like "they could do something with the force to hide the lightsaber switch". The way they opted todo was so dumb 🤦♀️
@@secondsofglory It really is. It does suck the immersion right now.
I bet the "lightup" lightsaber can't survive a fall/drop like that
That's sad we live in a world where people rather take selfies than watch an epic live show!🤦♀️
I sometimes wish the cell phone had never been invented. Life would be so simple and I'd have a LOT less stress. I HATE text messaging, it's just so rude and annoying. Worse, people use it instead of actually talking. Then why should I even carry a cell phone if people stone cold insist on texting 99% of the time!? I don't like carrying a cell phone but my co-workers, friends and relatives will verbally cave my ears in if I go without a cell phone for even one WEEK. Life is annoying a stressful with them. It might be easier if they never could get internet or texts on cell phones.
@@largol33t1 I mean i admit Im pretty addicted to the internet so i am on my phone often and laptop...but I dont text that much and I dont use stuff like Instagram,Twitter,or Tiktok...i spend all day on RUclips instead. However if im on a vacation or at a show i certainly rather enjoy it! who wants to pay 100s or even 1000s of dollars just to stare at your phone...🥴🤦♀️and this Starcruiser seems like a waste of money as it is!😬
That’s what the suits are saying. Is this the reality or is it bean counters trying to make the experience as cheap as possible?
They used the same philosophy when building Disneyland Hong Kong - they had to go back and course correct on that one.
They need to spend the money upfront - it will pay for itself in the end.
I don't think that's true. The exects were just saying that as an excuse to not have to put in the entertainment.
It's so weird. When I'm on vacation, I want to BE where I am, 100%. I keep my phone on me, for emergencies, but muted, so I can be completely IN the experience of being where I AM.
But I'm old enough to remember the days before cell phones, so maybe I'm a dinosaur 🤷🏾♀️😂
It just hit me. Disney, and video games publishers are very similar in their predatory monitization techniques.
*cough* rockstar *cough*
@@kinggrim2376 EA doesn't give a damn about their customer base, but it doesn't matter. People still consume their crap regardless. Really sad and pathetic all around.
@@Spring_Forward_Fall_Back everybody know that hell i think some people in ea knows too but rockstar is much worse and sure ea are greed asshat but there greed does make some good games then release the same over 5 years (don't how long has it been when they launch gta 5) sueds modder and take the mods and launch there olds games with said mods take it down from there store only on console now and stop support on red dead online 2
Disney is a sad state. Only going to the galactic starcruiser because they lock you in 90 days ahead. Very disappointing. Company has been lost for years.
I gave up on the House of Mouse over 15 years ago and even back then, I could tell the parks were starting their slow but verrrrrry long decline. Many rides were in surprisingly poor shape and the parks were nowhere as tidy as one would expect. And let's not get into the constantly climbing ticket prices...
If you bring line dancing and bingo into a luxury Star Wars immersion event, you have failed.
I tuned out, the moment they ditched the idea of having a section of the park, devoted to Endor and Ewoks. Im extremely happy to watch this rolling dumpster fire, continue onto its inevitable final destination.
This is incredible! Luke skywalker returning at the end of season 2 literally crashed disney plus! Its so popular and fans are so happy to see him. So hows that hotel going?
I think fans want to see more of rey and crylo ren.
But…luke just broke the internet, we should use hi.. FANS WANT REY! SHES THE BESTEST EVAR!!
Disney should just close the Star cruiser and retheme it to the originals and The Mandalorian
I'm glad that I went to Disney back when I did. It was before they destroyed the Star Wars movie franchise so I don't feel that I'm missing anything when I say that I'll never go back.
walmart has a cleaning robot that has a carmera and it roams around the store cleaning the floor im pretty sure disney couldve had the same thing with droids
Had the same thing happen to us with 'The Last Jedi'. An initial group of us 'Actual Star-Wars Fans' rallied hard against the movie, then the quieter Star Wars fans joined venting their frustrations with the movie and a movement was born. We took massive 'shill' media, Disney and fake fan attacks, and when it was clear our movement was not just winning the argument but growing daily in numbers ONLY then did the RUclipsrs turn up. "The Fandom Menace" channels just turned up to cash-in on a war already won.
This is the company that put a mobile talking trash can in the Magic Kingdom…they couldn’t put a droid in Galaxy’s Edge?
How cool would it have been to make the shuttle that takes guests to Batuu be a miniature of the Star Tours shuttle with Rex as your pilot.
I finally walked into galaxy’s edge for the first time two months ago because I had zero interest previously. It was incredibly boring and I was there for maybe 10 minutes before I went on with my day.
They created a lemon.
Do they scrap it and try again?
Do the rework it into lemonade?
No.
The promote the hell out of it hoping it becomes an apple
Disney: "Everyone loves us and we love you too"
Also Disney: If you are a blogger and speak negatively about us you now have a powerful enemy.
No wonder the Great Horned Rat is doing sucky sucky to Winnie the Flu....they want to learn how to run Disney parks the way the CCP runs China
Walt introduced the concept of "Plus-ing" Current Disney management introduced 'Minus- it'. Bare minimum and bare effort are the new Disney hallmark now.
I didn't even realize half of what was happening behind the scenes (with the forced positive views, targeted hashtags, etc) because I was always viewing Disney through my rose colored glasses. Case in point the Galactic Starcruiser...they all had to take a picture in front of that boring sign! I'm sure of the creators/influencers would have found a much better spot to take a picture but they were made to be all the same and it is so frustrating!
I appreciate your unbiased opinions and I'm so glad I found you guys.
If Chapek is a Numbers Guy he has to realize that anything with the Sequels stinks won't sell. Bring back The Old EU.
It looks like he's been trying, but the entire studio has lined up against him since he doesn't let them have their way like Iger did. Most of the dumb/ bad that's come out recently dates back to *him*, not Chapek. It takes time to shift gears on a company so large, particularly if they're actively resisting the change
I might cough up a few hundred dollars for a ticket to a well-made Star Wars dinner show (at least, before Disney thoroughly pissed me off with the Sequel Trilogy).
I don't need to cough up a few hundred dollars to Instagram pictures of cocktails.
And the droids? Trivially easy to design and implement. I know people who can do it. Disney is just being cheap and lazy.
I like how corporations appeal to one demographic, the 13 percent of the population. The very same 13 percent that sits in the very bottom with hispanics on the household income scale.
There was a video of their Ren and Rey fight, and they aren't actually hitting each others sabers.
Lol I’m picturing Ren from Ren and Stimpy lol
And Rey picks up a second saber at the beginning of the fight, because her "activated saber" seems not to be made for fighting.
@@scottydu81 😆
"It's like the Mafia."
Or, you know, a 'normal non-criminal abusive bad family'.
My only question is we haven’t seen Disney sequel trilogy toys in the stores for almost 2 years… Why are they theming this after that same trilogy it obviously doesn’t sell WTH?
Congrats for making the hotel the biggest money toilet in the galaxy, Disney. 🤣
We know the Walt thing was a joke. Walt is turning over in his cryogenic tank under Cinderellas Castle.
Oh THANK GOD!!!! Finally something actually making sense. This just might be the giant straw that finally, FINALLY breaks the camel's back. I just hope so, because this has gone on far too long.
Not if the Standom can help it. The mouse could crucify children in front of the Disneyland gates on live TV and those idiots would just throw their wallets and beg for more...
@@nicholashodges201 True, but the Standom can't give Disney anywhere close to enough money to keep them going. And if the whales act like they're expected too, this could be what finally brings Disney well and truly into the inescapable financial red.
@@jordanscherr6699 I hope so. They lost their Dao when they stopped being a family film studio & turned into this thing they are
@@jordanscherr6699 No, but they can create what I call the "Frodo Effect", when superfans praise an adaptation & the normies are like "well if *they* like it, it's gotta be worth it".
But Stans aren't "superfans", and they fall over themselves for *everything*, no matter how much suck it's been made from. They are empty hollow people who are trying to use fandom as proxy for a personality. To bad normies can't tell one from the other...
But what about the diversity? The shot mandates. Working with the concentration camp authorities in China. Doesn't that count?
Give us money.
When you have an idiot driving the car, don't be surprised when you hit every pothole, garbage can, mailbox and fruit stand. Take the keys off them ffs.
Droid parades would be cool. With jawas herding them along the parade route.
On the StarCrusier it looks like the droid is alway near a cast member, even having the cast member translate for the droid. No reason they couldn’t do it in the park. HELL the cast member could puppeteer the droid like they do for Lighting and Mater in Carsland.
My favorite part is the rock stacking area. You pay $6000 to stack rocks! Next Bob Paycheck will be having the guests make bricks, so he can save money and fire a few brick layers!
Don’t forget space bingo and line dancing!
Disney, especially Disney Star Wars need to be continuously reminded that THE FANDOM MENACE wouldn't exist if they, Disney, hadn't created us in the first place.
The Starcruiser has 100 rooms - x 6,000 (more or less) per room, equals 600,000 Disney would take in every two days. Less the operation / food / cast costs. IMO Disney will change this hotel to a regular hotel with a separate dinner show.
Wait…I just realised…so this isn’t an actual cruise? Wtf 😳
Nope. They load people on a bus, mocked up to look like a shuttle craft, then they go to the "ship" (at the park.) I'm guessing the building the "ship" is in is right next to the Galaxys Edge attraction so that people can visit that during their "trip."
@@Clint52279 It's a U-Haul truck actually I heard.
That's why i like you guys you guys keep it real and no bs. Truth always come out
To be quite frank. Galaxies Edge is wasted space in both parks. Two themed rides and smugglers run belongs in an arcade. Everyone I know only goes to that portion of the parks for Rise of resistance. It's a decent ride experience.
Idk why but to me it feels like Disney is trying to make this their competition item to universals “HP/wizarding world experience” only real difference is that universal isn’t gouging prices with customers and show they don’t need too. Greed is going to bite Disney eventually.
Seriously though, how much would it cost to pay a scuba diver to swim around in a costume?
1 - There is no way you can just have live action stuff happening out in public as the massive crowd would follow and get in the way.
2 - All these "Features" for 6k and I guarantee you that people will be standing inline for their iconic photo shoots.
3 - Someone is going to get drunk and get hurt.
4 - This event is going to fall flat on it's face the second you bring someone in who is disabled
It kind of just clicked with me but... Is Disney trying to make the hotel experience canon as well? How was Rey supposed to have been involved in this hotel? They are trying so hard to tie everything into the canon, but like Episode 7-8 were back to back, she then went on like a year training mission, did Episode 9 and killed Kylo. There is no time for her to fight Kylo.
Easily fixed. Rey operates a fake Onlyfans on the cruiser in hopes of attracting idiot simps who pay her to meet up with her, dress them up like Kylo and act out fantasies of the bad boy school shooter harassing her and then she kills them in "self-defense" to suck out their blood as the space vampire she is with the cruiser captain getting dibs on the dollars ...I mean credits to show the Great Horned Rat she is making Crap Wars profitable.
The vlogs that came out yesterday say everything. Biggest laugh I’ve had in a while. Six thousand dollars for dinner theater and video games. Disney is going to eat crow on this for certain.
All this money just for Disney to fail again. Starcruiser could have been an experience. If I were to build a Star Wars experience, it would include the Jedi/Sith temple where you stay in the Temple (hotel). Don't wanna be a Jedi or a Sith? How about a clone or stormtroopers boot camp experience? You go through a fun boot camp experience to become an honorary trooper you get a free Blaster and helmet with uniform. Hell let's put in a Racer pod experience, Bounty Hunter where you roleplay a Bounty hunter and you meet your contact in Mos Elsley to get your assignment. How about spending time with Ewoks? So much innovation for an immersive experience and Disney can't be bothered to do that right.
Where the Stormtrooper gun range might be an experience I just don't want the experience of becoming a bad shot.
@@timkunk3498 Damn that's true.
Now that sounds worth the price tag. Hell, I'd want to go a couple times to get my Sith stuff and my Stormtrooper stuff.
The Gigantic Star Loser like the Titanic was doomed at launch. Women and children to the escape pods first!
You treat droids like any other character, they have a minder dressed up as a local. There is so much they could have done. But Disney out of touch spoiled execs have ruined it for everyone. They ALL should be let go.
Everything I’ve seen in terms of the marketing campaign for this hotel has been an embarrassment. None of what I had seen from the reviews yesterday has shown me it’s worth my hard earned money. Lol
This has to be the biggest kick to the groin Disney received in a long time, and well deserved one. Disney as become the EA of films and theme parks, delivering mediocre experiences meanwhile paywalling the actual deal only for “whales” to consume.
Not only does this speaks out terrible against Disney (which let’s face it, the only reason why the shills are rebelling is because Chapek is charge, and they hate the guy) but it speaks volumes on how terribly the have mishandled Star Wars, and all of that still falls under Kennedy’s shoulders, and considering her track record, she more than earn it. So might be the beginning of the end, might be not. All I know is that Disney Star Wars is bleeding and they earn it.
By the way the two of you sound way too salty… Do you want to take some time off? Do you need a hug?
Considering they've had people call them liars, it Anti-Disney for some time. Add they gave called several outcomes of Disney's bad choices, and got hate for it, their salt is understood. Plus watching franchises you grew up with be butchered left and right is very draining.
Not salty enough if you ask me. Disney destroyed star wars as far as I am concerned. The total bs with Gina carano was bad enough and total double standards applied when others have said far worse than her but because they were poc they couldn't or wouldn't sack them. I won't say what I think about Kathleen Kennedy because my father taught me if you can't say anything good about someone then don't say anything at all. I know my not going to anything Disney even though it was a goal of mine since I was 5 to visit Disneyland isn't going to upset them but at least unless Disney change their ways I personally won't be adding anything to their coffers anytime soon.
Getting back to bore cruiser hotel I hope it sinks like a stone. Totally overpriced and only there for rich people so not for normal folk anyway.
lmao i always called EA the "Disney of games", man we have come full circle.
We just have to hang on untill Nintendo Land Orlando gets approved
The saltiness comes from shills and frauds complaining about an honest opinion based on their knowledge and experience. I do not mind the saltiness as the frauds and shills deserve far worse. What I want to know is what they and others honestly think about various issues in areas each covers and why they think that way.
We were at Space Mountain 36 years ago and there was a droid that looked, sounded and moved just like c-3po. We have photos of it with me. I was young cute long tanned legs with short shorts and it kept following me and getting in my way and making noises, everyone got a big kick out of it. There wasn’t anyone right with it so whoever was controlling it was probably close by. This proves that they had the technology years ago and have even used it in the parks. These would be cool running around the ship or even if just in one area and interacting with it was a hoot!!
If you were hot and he was following you, could he have been a human in a costume, like Tony Daniels was in the movies? That looks very droid-like even IRL, and no need for remote control. . .
@@zxyatiywariii8 I really wondered that because it was exactly like the movie. A crowd was even watching and I was moving away and he just kept it up, really it was such a funny experience and as you see one 36 years later still brings a smile to my face. Droids like that would have really made a difference at this new hotel and there is no way you could have tripped over him because his movement was sharp and very controlled, if someone had tried to push him I don’t think they would have been successful so there is no excuse they could not have had these other than Disney is just too cheap.
my question how much money did disney sunk into this stupid $6,000 paywall because i think they will lose 1/2 their investments on this crap
P.T.Barnum said it best: a fool and his money are soon parted
This is starting to look like this cruiser was hit by a blast from the Death Star. Its starting to disintegrate.
It’s got some cool elements but sadly a Chuck E. Cheese from the 80s feels more Star Wars than this hotel
If the galactic star cruiser was a computer game, within a month it'd be going free to play.
Tim Tracker is back in Disney's favor. He was one of the influencers invited to "review" the hotel. Ironically, although some of the influencers have gushed over the new hotel, they have complained about the price for the experience.
He was there for the 4hr event, not the multiday event
@@MrLexxBomb they all went for 4 hours only. That's the media event they put on
@@lindatannock no, they also did a multi day stay. Actually go watch The DIS video
Some media had the 4hr experience while others had the opportunity to do the 2 day experience. For example Tim and Kyle Palo had 4 hr...while ordinary adventures and jojo's world had the 2day... obviously as well as others
So let me get this straight. There are sites that make lightsabers you can actually use for duels but Disney makes cheap ass props like that.... at this point, I'm not shocked.
When I worked at dca back in the day they had a trashcan that would move and talk… they had the base plans already on how to do it safely … hidden operators where always around them and controlling them
Exactly, if push can be a thing and talk to guests, there could easily be some droids that only beep and whistle. Or even have a nook where a C3P0 comes out on a slight stage and interacts with guests ala the Mr. Potato head or turtle talk with crush type of interactions. They don't need much emotion behind 3P0 to make it look good, he hardly moves much anyways.
Exactly what I was thinking.
@@jesicaLD exactly and with droids ur right they just have to make beeeping sounds so there’s no need for the operators of the droids to have to talk … missed opportunity right there
Everything has been a disaster because when Lucasfilm was acquired, no one at Dizz-knee understood Star Wars.
And as soon as Dizz-knee acquired Lucasfilm, they immediately disrespected George Lucas and got rid of anyone who even had a clue about Star Wars.
And in their own hubris, Dizz-knee just assumed that they could slap a Star Wars logo on anything and it would be accepted.
Dizz-knee's handling of the Star Wars property has been the very definition of "A monkey with a loaded pistol."
I'm sure that Disney are using the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition now "Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them"
I really, really appreciate the honest opinion of these two great content creators. I was never thee biggest Star Wars fan, but what I did enjoy about the movies is gone...Galaxy's Edge is Star Wars without the Star Wars. The only thing we get that is left over is Chewbacca. and maybe...occasionally R2-D2. It is sad that some people continue to support this B.S., and get angry about the negative comments....almost as if WE told them that Santa Claus is not real...lol.
I have seen the videos and they did not even get Captain Karen right. I was expecting a actor that strong, confident and a bit arrogant and what we get was a cheerful person who was not quite sure about what the part is suppose to be. I am really not sure what audience they were going for with this experience, it is certainly was not people with 6 grand they could blow on this nonsense. We are looking at $500 a night Disney rooms, with say about $150 per day for food and 1 $120 park ticket with lighting pass access. So the actual value someone is getting is around $1000 and I don't see where the extra $1000+ per person value is coming from.
This really is the Fyre Festival of Disney
I think people have to stop being nice and giving Disney the benefit of the doubt about things. Take the infamous U-Haul. People were saying, "Maybe it will be cool inside. There will probably be screens showing an alien world or whatnot." Now we've seen the result- no screens.
Re people hurting themselves on droids: By the reasoning that being small makes them a tripping hazard, the same is even more true of kids, and Disney allows them! I know I've almost tripped in malls because of the little creeps running around. Also, they could have made the droids too tall to trip over.
Why would a company want to invite someone to a private media event if they know that person will not positively promote them? It is a business, which also explains why not everything came to life in Galaxy’s Edge. For as much as many people complain about all of this, the parks are packed full, restaurants and shops are full, rides are constantly busy. Why wouldn’t Disney, as a business wanting to make money, spend more on technology & staff when they are already making money. And as expensive as the starcruiser is, they are filling rooms at that high price. There is no reason for Disney to change anything until they are loosing money. They are a BUSINESS first and if you don’t like what they do then vote with your wallet.
It’s only just begun….they own the IP and cannot figure out how to make money.
Just goes to show that Iger truly saw the fans as complete idiots, but the fans proved him so very wrong.
They know how...they just hate the IP. Like vegetarians running a steak restaurant, they can't cook you a decent steak because they can't stand the sight of real meat so they give you the fake stuff.
@@Ability-King-KK I still think KK has some kind of dirt on him too.
...Galaxy's Edge...ground zero of subverted expectations...