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  • @yeswhynot8933
    @yeswhynot8933 3 года назад +707

    "You press the trigger and they go *BAM* ."
    Albert has just unlocked big brain

    • @gontagentlebugd3228
      @gontagentlebugd3228 3 года назад +5

      I didnt know that i thought you stab people with guns😰😰

    • @jaycaveiro9366
      @jaycaveiro9366 3 года назад +5

      @BlinxyPlayzGames really??? i thought they ate the gun! and then they spit out the farts!

    • @oceans11dee
      @oceans11dee 3 года назад +10

      @@jaycaveiro9366 I THOUGHT THEY GOT PREGNANT WITH THE GUN

    • @real_Garu
      @real_Garu 3 года назад +2

      I thought u stuffed them in there mouth and pushed it forward and backwards till you break their spine and then attach a bayonet and stab them and pull their heart out then smash there face in and snap their neck

    • @strawberrydino8978
      @strawberrydino8978 3 года назад +2

      JUST!?

  • @enriquetajuanpenaloza3921
    @enriquetajuanpenaloza3921 3 года назад +474

    Just imagine there’s fire near you and a police officer says:
    “Not really our problem”

    • @alexsharkie4677
      @alexsharkie4677 3 года назад +27

      Donuts > Duties 🚨

    • @salem9785
      @salem9785 3 года назад +7

      why imagine while it happens all the time?

    • @wyvern69420
      @wyvern69420 3 года назад +7

      it kinda isnt, its the fire fighters job. but they should try to get you to safety

    • @cheeselad2401
      @cheeselad2401 3 года назад +1

      Police don’t take care of fires

    • @achowaiip7972
      @achowaiip7972 3 года назад +4

      @@cheeselad2401 they close off the area and evacuates everyone

  • @oceanpaper4762
    @oceanpaper4762 3 года назад +3294

    As a Canadian, me and my pet moose can agree this video is very accurate.

    • @mandarinpotatis6619
      @mandarinpotatis6619 3 года назад +81

      Caned moose

    • @Zephorist
      @Zephorist 3 года назад +83

      You cant have a moose as a pet, and as a Canadian I KNOW THIS, I HATE THAT STEREOTYPE STOP DOING IT

    • @kinga_yt
      @kinga_yt 3 года назад +15

      Tea

    • @kinga_yt
      @kinga_yt 3 года назад +16

      Moose burger

    • @WaterMelon-09
      @WaterMelon-09 3 года назад +97

      @@Zephorist it is a joke doe

  • @ostnz
    @ostnz 2 года назад +620

    I love how in the thumbnail, Cleetus looks genuinely confsed, as if not having a gun in his hands at all times would be horrible.

    • @anynonymous1585
      @anynonymous1585 2 года назад +40

      No guns no funs

    • @Goner_Requiem
      @Goner_Requiem 2 года назад +9

      its not horrible, i hold guns on my wait, legs, hands and mouth at all times.

    • @Wolfyinasuit
      @Wolfyinasuit 2 года назад +19

      An American without a gun is like a bird without wings.

    • @Leevillain
      @Leevillain 2 года назад +8

      I feel the need to cry and stomp when there’s not a gun attached to my hand

    • @gayisokay3873
      @gayisokay3873 2 года назад +6

      IM GAY

  • @STEPZERO0
    @STEPZERO0 3 года назад +747

    Imagine being an officer and answering a call.
    “911, whats your emergency”
    “I really really want a gun.”

    • @meleahclark4209
      @meleahclark4209 3 года назад +23

      Ok sir may I direct you to the Insane asylum

    • @inseditsChannel
      @inseditsChannel 3 года назад +9

      Is there a gun in it?

    • @beauskates3013
      @beauskates3013 3 года назад +4

      no but you can lose your insanity

    • @CommandoLT-qn2xu
      @CommandoLT-qn2xu 3 года назад +1

      irl they police does not get that the dispatch does and then dispatch tells the police

    • @honeybxth8539
      @honeybxth8539 3 года назад +1

  • @auliamate
    @auliamate 3 года назад +3663

    As a Canadian, I can confirm that Jake Paul left the game

    • @Jovanholman
      @Jovanholman 3 года назад +60

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOHDHDBSJD

    • @qan3458
      @qan3458 3 года назад +27

      @@Jovanholman I MADE A FAKE CIASSIC SONIC SIMULATOR V9 GAME ON ROBLOX

    • @Bortsampson69
      @Bortsampson69 3 года назад +41

      I am jake Paul and I have left game

    • @Jovanholman
      @Jovanholman 3 года назад +8

      @@qan3458 y tho

    • @itzzeyno4164
      @itzzeyno4164 3 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @h2lol6
    @h2lol6 3 года назад +615

    911: 911, what’s your emergency?
    Albert: I need a gun!

  • @mariowithagun1941
    @mariowithagun1941 2 года назад +11

    I am a Canadian and I can confirm this is a certified classic

  • @rqainbow_blossom
    @rqainbow_blossom 3 года назад +237

    *"No one's gonna mess with LINDSEY"*

    • @xboxicon3424
      @xboxicon3424 3 года назад +2

      B̵̶͓̱̭̬͙̫̬̥͍̹͉̥͍̜̜̮̜̼͓̦͚̣̯̼̖̱͑ͫ̔ͦͬ́̓̍̐͗̒ͥ̌͊́͟ͅe̵̸̵̷̸̢̧̢̛̪̼̞͔̝̭̼̼̙͖͖̗̝̤̺͖̫͍̳̪͕̗̥̣̼̳̯͚̓ͪ̎̂͛ͫ̉ͭ̃̉̃̐͑ͨͧͤ́̒͗̈́̽̈͑̅͋̄͘͜͜͠͞ͅͅc͇̭͕̟̠͈̘̤̎̎́̌̽͊͋̿ͭ̓͋͌̇̐ͫͬ̌ͨͯ͛̍̇͆̀̚a̴̶̸̴̷̧̨̛̞̩̟͔̪͓̭̯̟͓̳̲̭͖̬̦͕͇ͦ̇ͭ̌̾͊͜͟͟͝͡͠͝͏͠ụ̴̷̡͍̣͎̳̰̳͙̲͖̳̭͓̹͓̮̳̺̳̰͐ͧ̈̆̈̒ͨ̌̄̏̏͐̓͌̏̓̋̊ͤ͋͊̎ͮ̍̈̃͂̓̅̚͟͢͟͠s̷̬̮̞̟̣͍̺͎̘ͧ̑ͫͮͤͥ͛̀ͮ̓̊ͦͩ̾̐͋̾͂̈̍̈͗ͮͤ̒̅̀̄̈́ͧ̊ͨ͂͐ͨ̑̚͘̕͡ę̯̣̖̳̻̣̠͉̹͎̗͉͔̼͇̹̺̖̦̰͕͍̗͚̜͕̪̜͍̤̤̯͚̣̰̗̜̭̣͈̻̩̹̲ͨͫ̂̾̅̎̋̐ͯ̎̋͒ͦͦͬ̋͠͞ ̡̟͆͋̇̃̂̄̌̆̎̑̔̏ͣͪ͂̉̐ͭ͊ͣ̇̍ͪ̿ͩͯ̓ͤ̈̈́͌̔̂̎̂ͨ̌̚҉͏̵̧Y̷̸̨̟̺̗͙̪̝̺̿̈̊ͬ̅ͤͪ̆̓͌͋̂ͭͦ͂̍͊̄̄́ͦͬͣ̑̌ͣ̊̚͘ͅ҉͢͢͝͏̛͞͡͞o̧̬̥͚͈̾͡ừ̷̴̶̴̢̡̩̪̣͙̳̦̹̦̩͙͔͖͍̳͔̘͉͕̖͚̠̗̮̘̻̰̙̪̟̪̯̳̠̱̣̻̼͋̽͆ͥ̃̒̓ͧ͗̎̒ͧͤ̂ͧ̆ͥ̃́̀̕͜͜ͅ ̷̢̛̝͕̄ͬͫͩͣͭͯ̃̇͐̓̍ͣ͐ͧ́̅͛̉͘̕͘͜͜͜͠͞ͅ͏͢N̖̖̲̼̱͓͖͚̬̟̦̰̮̗͓͕̼̆̑̈́͂̌̃ͦ̀̅́̎̏̎͊ͫ̌̎̈̌̿ͨ͛̅͑̃ͥͤ́ͧͦͤͫ̏͆̿̃ͣͥ̇͏̴̴̴̸̴̸̶̵̀̀̀̕͟͞͡͝Ẻ̠̺̪͍͔̟͖̝͖̹̥͍̞̯̦̱͖̘̟͓̜̞̺͌ͧͅȨ̴̷̶̣͍͇͉̐̆̓̏ͫ̇͗͒ͥ̃̅͆̓̂́ͫͧ̈ͪͧͧ͑̑ͤ̀̚̚͘̕̕̕͜͜͠͠͞҉D̶̢̪̝̗͕̹͎̬̪̰̝̜̜̮̯̦̰̰̜͕̝̙͇͕͌̈́̔̊̒ͥ͒̿ͪ̓̔̈́̍̀̀̐ͧ̾͋̿̈́ͅ҉ ̵̧̛̠̌̀ͪ͛̃ͧͣͭ̆͆ͬ͟͢T̛͙̍̈̓̆ͪ̇͋ͮͦ̐ͯ̿ͫ̅̇ͫ̇̑̃̋̀ͪ̉̇̑̋̅̌̉̊͒͂ͮ̋ͤ̇̀ͮ͂̀ͤ̑̽͑ͯ́̚̚O̴̸̸̠̬̯̣͎͈͈̗̣̣̼̱̱̞͇̱̘̭̼̯̺͍̤͔͉̗̠̟̻̜͆̉̔̓ͪͮ̋̉ͫ̓ͥ́̏̓̈̑̾͂̍ͥͣ͑̏͒̐̏̇̊̔̎ͬͫ̎̅ͥ́̚͘̕͜͢͝͠ͅ ̎̀͆̇ͣͫ̓̈́̃̊̓ͪͪͨ̐̉͗͛͐̔͂̿ͬ͋ͧ̅̈͌̓ͭ̔̋̈̓̐҉̵̡҉̷̧D̵̨͔̠̺̯̖͙̫͉͖͖͔̗͈͍̫͎̓̌̍̊̾̽̌͊̓͂̒̔ͭ̇̄̿ͮ̅̏ͩ͑̏̅͋̒͛ͪ̄̇́̀̕͜͡I̶̷̱̻̬̩̯̻̘̮̹͙̹͓̩͔͚̯͍̯̣̭̙͖͊̔̈̿̉́ͭͯ̏̐̓͛ͪ̄͗ͭͮ̇͌͆̏ͫ̿ͪ̈́ͥͮ̽͋ͥͭ̐̽ͣ͗͛͌̾͘͢͟͝Ę̶̯̺̪͕͕͔̼̆̃̔̃ͣ͌̓̀̈́̊ͤ̽̿̆ͦ̎̈́̽ͧ̈̔̈́́ͯ̐̆̐ͦͯͭ̓̒̽̂ͭ͌̽̐ͨ̍́̐̀͠͠͝

    • @varxpr4812
      @varxpr4812 3 года назад

      Shut yo

    • @varxpr4812
      @varxpr4812 3 года назад

      @@xboxicon3424 shut

    • @gabriellegreen1372
      @gabriellegreen1372 3 года назад

      @Godzilla Vortex he said because of her gun

    • @wisconsin50
      @wisconsin50 3 года назад

      @@gabriellegreen1372 no

  • @bk-bx2mi
    @bk-bx2mi 3 года назад +2153

    As a Canadian, I'm vibing to the thought of Albert noticing our country.

  • @iichloe_rblxii1436
    @iichloe_rblxii1436 3 года назад +1190

    Yes as a Canadian I can confirm everything is on fire

    • @asimcevdetkaya9917
      @asimcevdetkaya9917 3 года назад +21

      well since he is in the City of Ottawa WHERE IS BAYSHORE MALL!?

    • @kennyyy9693
      @kennyyy9693 3 года назад +9

      Hey... so you're a canadian huh... heheh... *whispers* how much is an Ak

    • @miaflaa5883
      @miaflaa5883 3 года назад +2

      its chloe girl no

    • @iichloe_rblxii1436
      @iichloe_rblxii1436 3 года назад +10

      @@miaflaa5883 if your say no to everything being on fire that was a joke

    • @iichloe_rblxii1436
      @iichloe_rblxii1436 3 года назад +5

      Btw people I don’t live in Ottawa

  • @-frostprojection-2313
    @-frostprojection-2313 3 года назад +100

    as a certified canadian citizen, i can confirm that you actually can’t just normally buy a gun out of the blue legally.
    infact, i dont think i’ve ever seen a gun store in canada.

    • @robloxify9293
      @robloxify9293 2 года назад +3

      what about canadian tires? theres a gun section there

    • @scalene2454
      @scalene2454 2 года назад +10

      As an American I can say that there is a gun store 5 minutes away from my house

    • @toothbrush6431
      @toothbrush6431 2 года назад +1

      what about bass pro shops

    • @whoslovingyou
      @whoslovingyou 2 года назад +1

      You don’t have a gun section in walmart? 🤨

    • @-frostprojection-2313
      @-frostprojection-2313 2 года назад +2

      @@robloxify9293 yeah.. no, im guessing you are in america because in my canadian tire doesnt have a gun section. and just because it says "canadian" doesnt mean its just like that in canada.

  • @whotfisjeffrey
    @whotfisjeffrey 3 года назад +761

    in canada we say “no guns” to an active shooter and they stop.

    • @theduckking5720
      @theduckking5720 3 года назад +69

      Canadians are so nice

    • @RedShton
      @RedShton 3 года назад +30

      We have the power!!

    • @shaeferw2760
      @shaeferw2760 3 года назад +35

      Are Canadians nice or are Americans just so horrible they look nice in comparison?

    • @well1w0nder
      @well1w0nder 3 года назад +23

      @@shaeferw2760 hmmmmm we are just nice

    • @gracesmelodys
      @gracesmelodys 3 года назад +14

      @@well1w0nder sometimes nice to the point where it’s fake tho. And also they think they’re better than everyone else.

  • @biscutrollz2800
    @biscutrollz2800 3 года назад +354

    Canada: exist
    Flamingo: peace was never an option

    • @kimsfam8724
      @kimsfam8724 3 года назад +3

      :(

    • @robloxpals9253
      @robloxpals9253 3 года назад +2

      @Godzilla Vortex u missed the joke

    • @jerryjerry8928
      @jerryjerry8928 3 года назад +3

      @@robloxpals9253 kinda makes no sense he or she is probably not being an idiot hes just makes it like dark humor or something so we comment you da made is like hol up what

    • @jerryjerry8928
      @jerryjerry8928 3 года назад +2

      its just makes it there really nice okay

    • @spicyclam7408
      @spicyclam7408 3 года назад +6

      Anything :Exists
      Albert: peace was never an option

  • @braydendurant3103
    @braydendurant3103 3 года назад +423

    Albert you should play “The Goatman”

  • @CanadianRoleplayCommunity
    @CanadianRoleplayCommunity 3 месяца назад +4

    Hello, @Flamingo!
    I just wanted to thank you for making this video on our game. It's helped us as a community to grow so very much and helped us out in so many ways you could imagine!
    If you would be interested in making a video again, I thought of a cool video idea you could make on it. We have since worked very hard on improving the stability side of things within it to help it run smoother and better overall, so please, if you are interested, reply to this comment. Thank you!

  • @IAAB23
    @IAAB23 3 года назад +703

    As a Canadian, this is inaccurate, they missed the snow.

  • @Rxemations
    @Rxemations 3 года назад +848

    Since I’m a Canadian, I can confirm that this is 102% accurate

  • @kararobertson7144
    @kararobertson7144 3 года назад +91

    “No ones going to mess with lindsey”
    I’ve never heard anything more true in my life

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 года назад +1

      To the amazing people seeing this:
      I hope you are all doing well and staying positive and following your dreams
      My dream is 1K. I’m struggling , any help would be absolutely amazing 🔥

    • @theelementals511
      @theelementals511 3 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @morepenguins6247
    @morepenguins6247 3 года назад +21

    "I can actually feel it"
    That one youtuber: HEY GUYS TODAY WE WILL BE BURNING THE ALBERT PLUSH FROM YOUTOOZ WITH A FLAMETHROWER

  • @crinoxum6549
    @crinoxum6549 3 года назад +206

    I was listening to the Canadian anthem on spotify, then the first thing i get recommended on youtube is this.

  • @ElfenLiedAgain
    @ElfenLiedAgain 3 года назад +342

    Crazy how Albert manages to make a video about Canada feel so American

  • @gnomesley7424
    @gnomesley7424 3 года назад +342

    Nobody -
    Albert - “i like guns”
    also Albert - “dont do guns”

    • @TheUItimateLifeform
      @TheUItimateLifeform 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @lux3679
      @lux3679 3 года назад +1

      *wheeze*

    • @jupolan
      @jupolan 3 года назад +2

      For a moment i thought this was a scam bot lol

    • @rexteryt1275
      @rexteryt1275 3 года назад

      I like cheezburgers

    • @_jacobruse
      @_jacobruse 3 года назад +1

      Albert- "I don't like guns they a little scary u press a button and they go.....
      *_BAM_*

  • @KirbyPlays23
    @KirbyPlays23 2 года назад +4

    Who's here after bill c11 is passed because this is the only flamingo video what Canada will watch

  • @tubgold
    @tubgold 3 года назад +246

    “Are guns legal?”
    America: *of course!!! WE LOVE GUNS!!*

  • @bl1tz1t
    @bl1tz1t 3 года назад +353

    Birds aren't able to see glass, this explains why Flamingo crashed into some windows at the dealership thing.

    • @harrien0007
      @harrien0007 3 года назад +23

      cuz hes ''flamingo'' right? XD nice humour

    • @beans9001
      @beans9001 3 года назад +6

      Haha

    • @Jaydiey
      @Jaydiey 3 года назад +13

      :0 Flamingo is a bird! Oh wait im stupid The Flamingo animal IS a bird bruhh

    • @ScrunkliTheSkunk
      @ScrunkliTheSkunk 3 года назад +2

      @@Jaydiey there talking about Albert cause his yt user.

    • @mylady2837
      @mylady2837 3 года назад +1

      What-

  • @thatrandomscripter4057
    @thatrandomscripter4057 3 года назад +185

    "No weapons in Canada"
    Cleetus: *visible confusion*

  • @emeryduhgamer
    @emeryduhgamer Год назад +2

    Flamingo saying “no more guns” while having a gun is the best way to represent “do as I say, not as I do”

  • @notax1s468
    @notax1s468 3 года назад +348

    I drank my maple syrup while watching this, a Canadian

  • @chocopanda1364
    @chocopanda1364 3 года назад +102

    random guy walks into the crowd: "Guess I'll eat."

  • @nether_rat2776
    @nether_rat2776 3 года назад +215

    Me: *watches video*
    *looks at title*
    This is Canada for you.

    • @xeiiuvaa4436
      @xeiiuvaa4436 3 года назад +1

      @Life lol this comment was 3 hours ago, and your reply was 3 minutes ago, mine was 3 seconds ago

    • @boggie5954
      @boggie5954 3 года назад

      The original title was spelt wrong XD it said Canaidia

    • @watermelongaming8144
      @watermelongaming8144 3 года назад

      DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!!!
      98

    • @predictableproblems1249
      @predictableproblems1249 3 года назад

      @@xeiiuvaa4436 the comment is now 3 days

    • @xeiiuvaa4436
      @xeiiuvaa4436 3 года назад

      @@predictableproblems1249 my lord lol, it just keeps going on

  • @canadianP.M.
    @canadianP.M. 2 года назад +7

    As a Canadian, I can confirm Canadians are nice as the Americans say.

  • @Jake-qk7kj
    @Jake-qk7kj 3 года назад +203

    “Anti-guns”
    Albert: *wait that’s illegal*

    • @f1shispro
      @f1shispro 3 года назад

      :vibingcat:

    • @Ms_7110
      @Ms_7110 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @JokeHatesItHere
      @JokeHatesItHere 3 года назад

      @@f1shispro It's CatJam you hooligan

    • @f1shispro
      @f1shispro 3 года назад

      @@JokeHatesItHere ah yes !! the holy CatJam

    • @rugiahussein1458
      @rugiahussein1458 3 года назад

      @Spencer (c/o Ian) Camaclang he probably doesn't know 😂

  • @mais2959
    @mais2959 3 года назад +1133

    Why say “anti-gun country”
    When you can just say “anti-guntry”

    • @softwhispers9559
      @softwhispers9559 3 года назад +18

      LMAO

    • @miniontoaster
      @miniontoaster 3 года назад +62

      So that means America is a Guntry

    • @natsilly
      @natsilly 3 года назад +20

      this is the best comment ive seen all day

    • @mais2959
      @mais2959 3 года назад +8

      @@miniontoaster pretty much XD

    • @mais2959
      @mais2959 3 года назад +8

      @@natsilly lol thx

  • @Coleusse
    @Coleusse 3 года назад +346

    Flamingo: *posts*
    Bots: *so anyway i started scamming*

    • @kbcre8ng
      @kbcre8ng 3 года назад +5

      Lol so truee

    • @Love_4_kiki
      @Love_4_kiki 3 года назад +4

      True

    • @itookaquizanditsaidtheweas3266
      @itookaquizanditsaidtheweas3266 3 года назад +3

      LOL trueeeee

    • @fard2780
      @fard2780 3 года назад +5

      @@phoemaastorga5333 they make it so that you cannot reply on bot accounts so that the people wont know its a scam

    • @itzsir5418
      @itzsir5418 3 года назад +2

      @@phoemaastorga5333 contact the police immediately

  • @LuxuryTyler
    @LuxuryTyler 3 года назад +6

    As a Canadian, I can tell you that food land is always on fire

  • @snow_playz
    @snow_playz 3 года назад +150

    everyone who is canadian: *Time to finally hit the STAGE*

  • @StockImagesMan08
    @StockImagesMan08 3 года назад +440

    I’m Canadian and at this point I don’t know what to comment: I’m out of Canadian stereotype jokes

    • @rigb0013
      @rigb0013 3 года назад +2

      They have flappy heads?

    • @grimmpotat6911
      @grimmpotat6911 3 года назад +7

      Where are the liters and liters of maple syrup?

    • @gtrainexpress
      @gtrainexpress 3 года назад +13

      Blah blah *metric system* blah blah *maple syrup* blah blah *mooses? meese? what even is the plural for moose?*

    • @grimmpotat6911
      @grimmpotat6911 3 года назад +6

      @@gtrainexpress seriously the plural for moose should be meese, mooses just sounds weird

    • @gtrainexpress
      @gtrainexpress 3 года назад

      @@grimmpotat6911 ikr

  • @salmonconnoisseur4587
    @salmonconnoisseur4587 3 года назад +387

    I’m Canadian, and everything in this video is 100% accurate.

    • @Khalid_77857
      @Khalid_77857 3 года назад +5

      I’m Canadian and bleachful your 100%right

    • @Khalid_77857
      @Khalid_77857 3 года назад +3

      It was pretty scary when there were actually fires in Canada years ago

    • @MrNink
      @MrNink 3 года назад +4

      I mean I'm Canadian and this is 100% true

    • @madisonc182
      @madisonc182 3 года назад +4

      I’m also canadian

    • @bisexualloser7602
      @bisexualloser7602 3 года назад +1

      Same

  • @twidrills
    @twidrills Год назад +2

    Flamingo predicted the Canadian wildfires.

  • @dawitfn5199
    @dawitfn5199 3 года назад +308

    Me, a Canadian: Whenever Albert talks about Canada I get a random smile, this video was made for me.

  • @Dark-lg7hy
    @Dark-lg7hy 3 года назад +74

    Canadian robber:“Excuse me sir would you kindly put your money and belongings in this bag”
    Canadian: certainly

    • @ElfenLiedAgain
      @ElfenLiedAgain 3 года назад +1

      Arthur
      "Good morning, everyone! Would you be so kind as to give me all your money?"

    • @BeastlyG20
      @BeastlyG20 3 года назад +3

      Canadians are not super nice we are just a bit more nice. btw that doesnt happen

    • @joekeen4454
      @joekeen4454 3 года назад

      It was just hyperbole.

    • @parqcizmedits
      @parqcizmedits 3 года назад

      Canadians while doing that: **drops phone while putting it in the bag**
      Them: oH soRrY

    • @Joker_P5R
      @Joker_P5R 3 года назад

      same tho I was like" wait whaaaaaaaaaa?"

  • @shorter.ranboolive3964
    @shorter.ranboolive3964 3 года назад +197

    flamingo: talking
    tree in backround: *having a light seizure*

  • @ev1lvcr147
    @ev1lvcr147 2 года назад +9

    As a Canadian I beileve this is a very accurate representation of our prosperous country :)

  • @v3xqueb345
    @v3xqueb345 3 года назад +377

    “I don’t like guns in real life, they’re a little bit scary. You press a button and they go bam”
    -Albert 2020

    • @yvesuslovesyou
      @yvesuslovesyou 3 года назад +5

      Your pfp is cute

    • @Hyla_Frog
      @Hyla_Frog 3 года назад +6

      0:55

    • @-sm-.
      @-sm-. 3 года назад +2

      I was on that part while reading this

    • @ERU--
      @ERU-- 3 года назад +6

      Guns are scary 🔫🔫😅😅😐😐😑😑

    • @wecopes2979
      @wecopes2979 3 года назад +4

      How dare

  • @kardiakh
    @kardiakh 3 года назад +191

    Person: I am government
    *Techoblade wants to know your location*

    • @ace_lz
      @ace_lz 3 года назад +10

      subscribe to Technoblade

    • @vulxus
      @vulxus 3 года назад +5

      @Orphan Obliterator didnt technoblade lose you?

    • @tabitha8331
      @tabitha8331 3 года назад +6

      Blood for the blood god. SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

    • @dont3834
      @dont3834 3 года назад +2

      Dont Read my Profile Picture :)

    • @yuyuko9940
      @yuyuko9940 3 года назад +2

      Ok

  • @evilcultist6811
    @evilcultist6811 3 года назад +90

    Canadian: cleetus…. *PUT DOWN THE GUNS*
    Albert: *doesn’t even know how to use the gun*

  • @cdfonyoutube
    @cdfonyoutube Год назад +7

    *My favourite RUclipsr is making fun of my country, I’m so honoured.*

  • @emilywinston5225
    @emilywinston5225 3 года назад +240

    Everyone: **fighting**
    Guy: *GuEeSs I'll eAt*

    • @jaskee7828
      @jaskee7828 3 года назад

      For a second I thought your name said emma watson

    • @gtrainexpress
      @gtrainexpress 3 года назад

      @should i have a name meam indeed

  • @meow.610
    @meow.610 3 года назад +361

    Canadians be like:
    *trying to rob a bank*
    "Can I steal your money."
    "No."
    " *understandable, have a nice day.* "

    • @paige4197
      @paige4197 3 года назад +15

      yo your not wrong but like-

    • @yllkastrati7443
      @yllkastrati7443 3 года назад +15

      And they would apologize

    • @meow.610
      @meow.610 3 года назад +5

      @@yllkastrati7443 fr tho

    • @tangmengtit888
      @tangmengtit888 3 года назад +15

      Sorry for shooting you man
      I was trying to get the money
      - a canadian

    • @karinelambert1686
      @karinelambert1686 3 года назад +5

      As I Canadian I declare this TRUE

  • @shatterspade2019
    @shatterspade2019 3 года назад +119

    Nobody:
    Canadians when they are mentioned: *I see this as an absolute win.*

  • @Brickie_Studios
    @Brickie_Studios 2 года назад +1

    "This is made of my real human flesh,so if you go like this I can feel it."
    Flamingo haters ordering it and punching it over and over:

  • @geoxle6024
    @geoxle6024 3 года назад +272

    me: Sees albert noticing our country
    also me: **happiness noises**

  • @ultimatesakura6751
    @ultimatesakura6751 3 года назад +229

    I am a Canadian, and when I saw this video, I was like: "*Albert finally noticed me*"

  • @evie1748
    @evie1748 3 года назад +79

    “We don’t speak about the shotgun.”
    Albert: “Understandable, have a nice day.”

    • @Ibloop
      @Ibloop 3 года назад +2

      XD

    • @theone_coolsledger228
      @theone_coolsledger228 3 года назад

      lmaoo

    • @wavy_prod6973
      @wavy_prod6973 3 года назад

      LOLL

    • @pannoniandude1780
      @pannoniandude1780 3 года назад +1

      USA:does he bite ?
      Europe:No but he can hurt you in other ways
      Switzerland:i have one gun for every four people yet my Murder rate is nearly zero.
      USA:*crying american noice*

    • @Adasslut
      @Adasslut 3 года назад

      Lol 😂

  • @zerocontext3725
    @zerocontext3725 2 года назад +3

    As a yank (american), I hate to see Albert utter M1911 wrong

  • @r3dsunl1ght15
    @r3dsunl1ght15 3 года назад +65

    “What do you mean I can’t bring my guns?!”
    “This is Canada ma’am. We replace guns with fire.”

    • @kedi948
      @kedi948 2 года назад +3

      or maybe they can replace the guns with hockey sticks?

    • @robocatssj3theofficial
      @robocatssj3theofficial 2 года назад +1

      so i should bring a flamethrower?

  • @tsgp2747
    @tsgp2747 3 года назад +31

    *building catches up on fire*
    albert: This is canada

  • @echo8708
    @echo8708 3 года назад +38

    “This pain won’t go on for that long” is actually kind of inspirational

  • @DumLad
    @DumLad 2 года назад +2

    As an average player of this Game, I can approve that this sums the game.

  • @BRY0402
    @BRY0402 3 года назад +289

    "no, i prefer pulling this thing"
    *bang*
    "uhh.."
    "canada guy?... are you okay?"

  • @just-the-two-of-us
    @just-the-two-of-us 3 года назад +69

    “Cleetus put down the guns” is the best way to describe America and Canada lmao

  • @pebbleofficial
    @pebbleofficial 3 года назад +147

    Albert: “Don’t worry you’ll die soon! The pain won’t last forever.”
    Me: “Very true. Nothing truer.”

    • @rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185
      @rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185 3 года назад +1

      the best decision of my life was to quit playing roblox and start playing Fortnite

    • @A.B.421
      @A.B.421 3 года назад

      O

    • @therealfunni4272
      @therealfunni4272 3 года назад +3

      @@rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185 stfu

    • @Kai-lk9lb
      @Kai-lk9lb 3 года назад +3

      @@rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185 no

    • @resolutely3521
      @resolutely3521 3 года назад +5

      @@rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185 you just offended a bunch of people lol enjoy the backlash

  • @levimiles4885
    @levimiles4885 3 года назад +3

    1:16 as a Canadian my self I feel like that would probably not happen but every once in a while there’s a Florida man that will do this

  • @user-tn1jf9yy2x
    @user-tn1jf9yy2x 3 года назад +50

    Me living in Canada like
    "Yes mhm... interesting..."

  • @paulosumalinog9390
    @paulosumalinog9390 3 года назад +36

    Albert: If you touch my skin on a albert plushie, I will feel it.
    Random kid: *immediately get the plushie and punches it*
    Albert: *suffers*

  • @Marine_Animations
    @Marine_Animations 3 года назад +209

    Me: Reads title
    Also Me: *French Canadian Karen flashbacks*

    • @dont6439
      @dont6439 3 года назад +1

      Don't read my PROFILe PICTURę :)

    • @deor8901
      @deor8901 3 года назад

      @@dont6439 just shhhhhh

    • @will_rblx462
      @will_rblx462 3 года назад +3

      @@dont6439 bot

    • @yo.hi..
      @yo.hi.. 3 года назад

      We Canadians do not claim her 🤚

    • @TheNumberOneSilly
      @TheNumberOneSilly 3 года назад

      @@dont6439 sHhhHh Be Sh

  • @Forgottenlostyoutuber
    @Forgottenlostyoutuber Год назад +3

    I like how alberts favorite games are the ones he can troll and kill and annoy people with

  • @vsmsummercap9569
    @vsmsummercap9569 3 года назад +121

    Albert: makes fun of noobs for running into glass
    Also albert: runs into glass

    • @vsmsummercap9569
      @vsmsummercap9569 3 года назад +4

      @Moonlight Sprøut I love your vids bro keep guy the amazing work my guy!!!!

    • @vsmsummercap9569
      @vsmsummercap9569 3 года назад

      @Mob Master lol idc just being funny lol but ok😂

    • @dz-pp8bd
      @dz-pp8bd 3 года назад

      We r all birds tho...
      The truth is harmful
      Im still thinking abt the dude who just said “I kNoW u R nOt FlaMiNgO”

    • @faisalmayya4939
      @faisalmayya4939 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @faisalmayya4939
      @faisalmayya4939 3 года назад

      @Moonlight Sprøut ok i will

  • @mrsentrybuster
    @mrsentrybuster 3 года назад +29

    That moment when you are smoking a gun and reloading your beer and some dude drinking a cigarette comes up to you and says "don't do guns"

    • @orangegeckoart6658
      @orangegeckoart6658 3 года назад

      Yeah me too :/

    • @DrXLR9dooper789XL
      @DrXLR9dooper789XL 3 года назад +1

      I lost my last special braincell.
      Epic comment

    • @mrsentrybuster
      @mrsentrybuster 3 года назад

      That moment when you only have normal brain cells instead of special ones

    • @hshhsh6819
      @hshhsh6819 3 года назад +1

      And you replied "Dont do drugs"

    • @KimberleyVlasak
      @KimberleyVlasak 3 года назад +1

      I have a breathing addiction

  • @inputusername4763
    @inputusername4763 3 года назад +95

    “I don’t like guns in real life” Albert in other videos: “YEAH WE LIKE GUNS HERE”

    • @nobody7277
      @nobody7277 3 года назад

      copyrighted comment but changed it a little bit bitch

    • @kidfrmqns
      @kidfrmqns 3 года назад +5

      @@nobody7277 then it’s not copyright if it’s changed

    • @legendarytessa2.073
      @legendarytessa2.073 3 года назад

      That’s in roblox* not in real life

  • @Noobixm
    @Noobixm 2 года назад +1

    As a Canadian, my pet moose really enjoyed the video

  • @jhep5940
    @jhep5940 3 года назад +111

    As a certified canadian I can tell you guys this is very accurate.

  • @Flamingo_Vlogs
    @Flamingo_Vlogs 3 года назад +115

    Flamingo, you’ve turned all us Canadian’s into hardcore Americans

    • @rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185
      @rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185 3 года назад +3

      Roblox sucks

    • @fatchickenpatty3366
      @fatchickenpatty3366 3 года назад +4

      do people not know not to use unneeded 's ? Or am I missing something. It is Americans not American's

    • @skullery5302
      @skullery5302 3 года назад +3

      @@rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185 roblox is the best

    • @g.atsotoglou7818
      @g.atsotoglou7818 3 года назад +12

      @@rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185 then go into your little tiny basement and cry about it also fortnite sucks and it died a year ago and also let me remind you that you are saying that to 8.13 million fans of Albert a roblox youtuber

    • @cursedone8771
      @cursedone8771 3 года назад

      That’s basically what Quebec is tho

  • @Flamingo_Vlogs
    @Flamingo_Vlogs 3 года назад +55

    Once there was someone in my neighbourhood that allegedly had a “Fire-arm” and there were 4 SWAT Car’s, 23 cop car’s and a whole bunch of people watching. Just saying, I don’t think our country is “In no means an anti-gun country”

    • @raeliciouss
      @raeliciouss 3 года назад +7

      There was a shooting in my neighborhood on Christmas eve :( 🇨🇦

    • @gabbagooba298
      @gabbagooba298 3 года назад +1

      Same but it was in my house. I wasted so much.

    • @alfiepee168
      @alfiepee168 3 года назад

      @@raeliciouss aw I hope your ok

    • @mctours4402
      @mctours4402 3 года назад +1

      @@raeliciouss where tf do you live??! Compton?

    • @A.B.421
      @A.B.421 3 года назад

      EEE

  • @o_o1156
    @o_o1156 3 года назад +2

    Albert : “ Lol he walked against glass”
    Also Albert Walk’s against Car Dealership glass

  • @xLuckyyCattx
    @xLuckyyCattx 3 года назад +149

    "No weapons in Canada"
    Americans: What in the Yee-haw

    • @user-qy5si4gz1k
      @user-qy5si4gz1k 3 года назад +12

      Americans: *angry gun noises* >:(

    • @BeastlyG20
      @BeastlyG20 3 года назад +7

      WE HAVE WEAPENS WE JUST HAVE PERMITS TO USE THEM

    • @qwertyuiop2680
      @qwertyuiop2680 3 года назад +3

      XDXDXD!!!!

    • @dermotmeaney
      @dermotmeaney 3 года назад +4

      GUNS ARE _______

    • @inkehhh
      @inkehhh 3 года назад +2

      GUNS ARE TRESPASSING ON MY PROPERTY

  • @danicajelenko9627
    @danicajelenko9627 3 года назад +70

    Flamingo: no more guns!
    Also Flamingo: *Holding one gun*

    • @dont3834
      @dont3834 3 года назад

      Dont Read my Profile Picture :)

    • @yuyuko9940
      @yuyuko9940 3 года назад

      Ok

    • @EX3H0
      @EX3H0 3 года назад

      @@dont3834 alr I wont

    • @user-kt2jh6cs6u
      @user-kt2jh6cs6u 3 года назад

      @@dont3834 okay nor will I tap it

  • @camvr9920
    @camvr9920 3 года назад +71

    Albert at a gun store: yeah I’ll just take them ALL.

    • @Roberb64
      @Roberb64 3 года назад +1

      @Moonlight Sprøut shut up gatcha life lover

    • @dont6439
      @dont6439 3 года назад

      Don't read my PROFILe PICTURę :)

    • @camvr9920
      @camvr9920 3 года назад

      Wow 80 likes!!!! Omg! Tysm!

    • @camvr9920
      @camvr9920 3 года назад

      @Moonlight SprøutxD

  • @pinksugar8942
    @pinksugar8942 6 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks for genuinely making my days better :-)

  • @anonymouspig9219
    @anonymouspig9219 3 года назад +133

    everyone who is canadian: *this is my time to shine now..*

  • @JohnRbxPVP
    @JohnRbxPVP 3 года назад +226

    As a Canadian, I can confirm that everything Albert said is true.

    • @Snchz587
      @Snchz587 3 года назад +1

      @@adrianita2927 What?

    • @sourcherry9840
      @sourcherry9840 3 года назад +5

      @@adrianita2927 you are saying what everyone is thinking adrianita! ✨

    • @b4n_artic
      @b4n_artic 3 года назад

      @@adrianita2927 r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @desk1590
      @desk1590 3 года назад +1

      @@Snchz587 they said “I’m from Canada too.”

    • @mynameisjeffy3822
      @mynameisjeffy3822 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @sophiefrunza582
    @sophiefrunza582 3 года назад +71

    use me as the "I'm an epic Canadien *spits*" button.

    • @grapesupremacy6852
      @grapesupremacy6852 3 года назад +1

      I really did spit on my wall while reading your comment. Just to prove that i'm one of *those* people.

    • @PrimeGamez
      @PrimeGamez 3 года назад

      @@grapesupremacy6852 👌😂

    • @c0w_boi688
      @c0w_boi688 3 года назад

      Epic

  • @YugiAmane-u6t
    @YugiAmane-u6t Год назад +1

    As a citizen of canada, born 'n raised in Canada. This is very true. I saw jake paul leave, and my moose car can confirm w me.

  • @ipostrandomstuff1218
    @ipostrandomstuff1218 3 года назад +62

    Alberts first thoughts on Canada. "Are guns legal in Canada?"

  • @safyakhan7857
    @safyakhan7857 3 года назад +65

    As a Canadian I can confirm that yes, everything is always on fire *everywhere you go*
    Edit: Everyone is also just a floating head I can confirm

  • @piercethemimi
    @piercethemimi 3 года назад +56

    "Today were going to be talking about Canada's gun laws"

  • @cosmiclol7204
    @cosmiclol7204 2 года назад +1

    Me, my moose, and my 20 bottles of maple syrup; agree this is Canada

  • @SourTwicee
    @SourTwicee 3 года назад +68

    Canadians: Darn Americans
    Also Americans: CANADIAN ROBLOX

    • @Inactivechannel-r6
      @Inactivechannel-r6 3 года назад +1

      Doesn't name sense

    • @constance1979
      @constance1979 3 года назад

      I ruined the 69 likes :D

    • @cherish6371
      @cherish6371 3 года назад

      As a Canadian I can confirm your 100% accurate,bravo-

    • @SourTwicee
      @SourTwicee 3 года назад

      @@Inactivechannel-r6 cuz alot of canadians hate americans

  • @someonerandom4310
    @someonerandom4310 3 года назад +40

    Fun fact those stairs are for homeless people who can't find good homeless shelters (they sleep there) but some jerks use them for smoking ( don't smoke kids 🚭 )

  • @ThatRoochGuy242
    @ThatRoochGuy242 3 года назад +156

    Canada: Sir, you can’t bring guns here..
    Albert: *Brings all the guns in the game*

  • @KirbyPlays23
    @KirbyPlays23 2 года назад +2

    The only flamingo video what Canadians watch after bill C11 passed

  • @tostik7068
    @tostik7068 3 года назад +330

    As a Canadian I can say, we take pride in our stereotype’s.

  • @michellefergus2713
    @michellefergus2713 3 года назад +58

    Flamingo: “Guns are kinda scary cus if you press the button if goes BØØM

  • @ZephyrStellar
    @ZephyrStellar 3 года назад +43

    "You press a button and they go BOOM!"
    *Yes, Albert. Yes.*

    • @negative_pos
      @negative_pos 3 года назад

      KILLER QUEEN! DAISAN NO BAKUDAN! BITES ZA DUSTO!

    • @negative_pos
      @negative_pos 3 года назад

      Flamingo just explained Kira Yoshikage’s stand power from JoJo in 8 words

    • @tfl0wh0w11
      @tfl0wh0w11 3 года назад

      No they go brrrrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbbbrrrbbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbtbrbtrrhrhrht pow pow pow pow lol

  • @Roperational_YT
    @Roperational_YT Год назад +1

    I love how in the thumbnail, he’s saying to put down the guns, and he’s not threatening literally *anybody*

  • @nobodyknows9334
    @nobodyknows9334 3 года назад +193

    LMAO, Next thing he’ll say is “America Is bringing back nukes!“

    • @BBrideley
      @BBrideley 3 года назад +5

      unfunny

    • @carboncommissions
      @carboncommissions 3 года назад +1

      is it a good idea to run

    • @jmraymundo6239
      @jmraymundo6239 3 года назад

      How about let's move out to the earth and go the the Aline's Home?

    • @Jamesbondthe1st
      @Jamesbondthe1st 3 года назад +5

      @@BBrideley yeah we get its not funn but you you dont have to say it straight to his/they/her/it’s face

    • @Literallyjustxeno
      @Literallyjustxeno 3 года назад +1

      @@BBrideley Yeah, just stand down a little dude-

  • @gameslizard4010
    @gameslizard4010 3 года назад +21

    Canada: We will not tolerate gun usage.
    Cleetus: FREE GUNS FOR ALL!!!

  • @ethanslater2959
    @ethanslater2959 3 года назад +35

    “Like nothing’s actually burning but it’s on fire.”
    Ah yes, yes łógīć

  • @ThatMerlinsClaw
    @ThatMerlinsClaw 3 года назад +2

    I totally forgot I was a firefighter here even though I was in this game trying to look for a call sign to use but couldn’t get any. Fun times