Imagine just walking down the streets and suddenly hear a man say " My bread keeps leaving me man" and when you look up you see a baguette, tied with balloons, flying up into the atmosphere.
I like the toy idea, I'd call them "Flamingo Mashables". I think it should have character packs that have 10 to collect, and around 5 sets that all connect together via puzzle piece shaped ends.
My little brother asked Rdite to follow him through Roblox messages, and he actually did it. My lil bro was so happy that when I was mopping he ran into the kitchen slipped and fell really hard, but got up immediately to show me, Rdite is so sweet😭😭
@@brandonraymundo2962 i believe canonically the only way to kill a toy is to fully destroy it I know i know matter can't be created or destroyed bla bla bla but if you fucking melt, you practically don't exist
[Fun Fact] When I was a little kid I had a Woody The Cowboy doll which I absolutely LOVED. I got to the point where I played with it so much that one day the head just popped right off. And so sometimes when I was playing with it or just holding it, the head would just fall off. The worst part is the voice box would still work even with the head gone, so the doll would just be talking without a head. ☺️
i remember when filmtheory talked about how even after ripped apart, toys in toys story are still living, just misshapen and disfigured damn, albert be spittin facts
The toys: “Oh no Andy’s girlfriend saw us!” Andy’s gf: “Don’t worry I’m one of you” Edit: this was a trap to catch all of you dirties. Smh disappointed
@@addie2041 I know I'm just setting up a woooosh, but in toy story the toys supposedly only die when all of the parts of it are destroyed. In the scene near the end of the movie, the toys rise up against sid, including the toys that were tortured
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"Toys can't die"
*And this is when Albert forgot about lava existing*
but u can
>:)
Eeeeeeeeee
This literally had 24 liked and when I clicked on the replies it became 30-
*and fire*
“Toys can’t die”
Lava/fire: *I’m about to end this man’s whole career.*
True
Facts
Lol
Don’t forget the people that have a habit or accidentally break the toys somehow
True dat 👁👄👁👌🏻
“I love guns. I love them, I love them, I love them.” -Unofficial American motto.
underrated
Lmao
Nope, it’s official
@@khalil42 exterminate all haters
@@schrod1ngersc4t Wait u a furry hater or supporter
imagine just randomly walking past a house and looking in and seeing a gun connected to a football with a rope.
the soccer balls have began their uprising
That's a soccer ball😭😭/lh
@@A22131 its a football
@@RogerTaylorscar244 Its a soccer ball, or as the bri'ish say it, a fut ball
@@MinecraftDood02 its a football.
Imagine just walking down the streets and suddenly hear a man say " My bread keeps leaving me man" and when you look up you see a baguette, tied with balloons, flying up into the atmosphere.
Don't give any ideas to 2021 😂😂
That seems like something from a Florida Man news story.
@@YouHaveAnApeHead and I think Albert lives in Florida too
Tpypᵗⁱⁿʸ ᑕOᗰIᑕ
@@zinlinmaung2300 Yes he does. Sarasota to be exact.
“Guns are only fun if your the one holding them”
Quote by: Albert Aretz
yep
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o bot
Yes
who is Albert Aretz lol
@@junior1322 flamingos name is Albert artez
Albert: “There’s a dying fish on the ground”
*seizure noises intensify*
HE SAY IT EXATLY AT THE NOMENT I READED THIS!!!
@@1SomebodyYouUsedToKnow1 cool
@@1SomebodyYouUsedToKnow1 read this not tryin to be mean but learn better grammer
Kirby got a gun kirby got a gun kirby got a gun kirby got a gun You better run
Hi
1:12 “I would wanna be her cause all the guys would like me probably”
*realization*
Albert:" Guns are only fun if you're the one who's holding it, you know?
Murderer: I can relate to that.
Me: this is fine
My Brian: hol up😀
Me:hol up
Winning smile man:GIVE ME THE GUN,BIATCH
Guns are fun
It’s sheriff
@@OfficialTerminalMadnessA M E R I C A
“Guns are only fun if your the one who’s holding it”
Albert-2020
Yes.
Hey isn’t it fun to burn orphanages, with the orphans inside?
In russian roullette it’s fun for the whole family :D
in minecraft i got like five people in a cirle and did the kill random command and called it die roullette
The better you know
“Temprist is going to heaven”
Also Albert: *I got admin in real life made a 2nd hell and put temprist there*
Lmao
Falingo in 2084
I don't want to die so I cook on the egg.
@MariaDreamed 这很酷 :3 yes
What
This is actually a really cool game concept. Simple, yet fun!
That kid out the window is Andy’s other neighbour, Gerald
*geralds not feeling well today, he has the missing legs sickness*
Yeah that's u cuz ur a kid
@@xcerita-57 nah bro,your a kid
Dont read my PROFILE PICTURe :)
@@dont6439 shush.
We Americans take our guns for a walks
Albert: what’s his name
TOMMY
YES
PFFT-
Tommy gun
Banana King *pulls out a thompson*
TOMMY LIKES TO USE MP4 AND MP5
Albert: *has a surprised reaction about his head coming off*
Toy: *yEeTuS, cLeEtUs My HeAd Is NoW dElEtUs*
YaS t G hE sAyS "OmG mY hEaD cOmEs OfF!"
Good ryhme to btw
YEET
Yeetus,cleetus my head is now deletus
lol
"Look what I can do!"
*rips off own head, blood pouring everywhere*
“We are Americans we take guns for a walk”
-Albert “A true American”
Ok
Xd
;)
@@bunbungirls6555 noob
@@poof4340 bruh- what did they do to you? Just shut up and stop bullying them-
Flamingo: TEMPRIST HEAD
Captions: PEPPER’S HEAD
Ikr
Wt
@ninja_farmer2 how
Ikr lol
Tempra said peppers head
“Temprist is absolutely obsessed with pizza in real life, it’s unhealthy”
*Temprist will remember that*
He willfully willingly will
Is that a game reference?
*MINECRAFT STORY MODE REFERENCE*
Pizza communism
No
1:17 aww yes thanks Albert for the memory reminder 😂
Logan forest moment
I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgement…
Albert: When do you die in Toy Story?
Me: *Oven*
Omg 😭
E holla noobs
Fire
Fan
Omg
everyone: *walking their pets normally*
albert: *causally walks his gun*
Lol 😂
true he is a mean man LOL
"Oh yeah, this is my gun, Harry. Don't worry, he's friendly."
😂
@@TheNight469 hi hagrid
"Guns are always fun when.. you're the one holding it"
Therapist: .
I like the toy idea, I'd call them "Flamingo Mashables". I think it should have character packs that have 10 to collect, and around 5 sets that all connect together via puzzle piece shaped ends.
This sounds really cool!
@@cottoncandy_skies thanks
Idk how but there’s something so satisfying about how Albert says “E”
E
Bot
Yes
IKR
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o you are the best youtuber 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
The one sound effect Albert makes and nobody notices:
*yoink*
Acctually it’s ionk
@@Marioloveschickennuggets no its iyoink
tbh its iyoink
Iyoink Later buster
I have watched him so much that when ever I do anything on roblox I say YOINK
“Life would suck because you can’t die, because your a toy”
Yes, Like just hecking end me.
What about the garbage disposal-
True tho
*you're
Truck but replace the tr whit a f
My little brother asked Rdite to follow him through Roblox messages, and he actually did it. My lil bro was so happy that when I was mopping he ran into the kitchen slipped and fell really hard, but got up immediately to show me, Rdite is so sweet😭😭
"Be a toy"
Jokes on you, people have been playing with me my whole life.
Wait
HAJSGH THIS MADE ME LAUGH THANK YOU LMAO
Hilarious
hol' up
omg ur so depressed 🥺🥺🥺🥺
WAI- NO-
"I want to be this one everyone would probably want me.
*oh look its Logan Paul hat* "
@I Am KevinBB 8:10
@I Am KevinBB aww yo hi
@I Am KevinBB I have seen you before and you typed the same comment...
@pickle likesbobux the story is: I think Kevin Has lots of subs and views so he wants hate-
(That's some of the story
"I would wanna be her because all the toys would like me probably. Um never never mind" -Albert 2020
your profile 😂
@I Am KevinBB x2 dude you’ve been here since the first Gramby video just shut up
Robux robux robux
Early
E
I just realized Albert is the only youtuber who can do very disturbing things and not get cancelled 😂
He killed a man in ohio and buried the body
he did get cancelled
@@thunderedsun203when? and what for?
@@galaxywas_taken I forgor you asked me 6 months later 💀
@@thunderedsun203 bruh
“In America we always walk our guns”
-American Albert 2020
ֆȏ ṭяȗє
♡
Nagito😼🤚
Тнявтсв,рпсят
Вувзздвдрв
Albert: “We did it. He’s suffering.”
Me: “I am that toy.”
What
Ok
Ok....
i seen this comment when that part came lol
Ok
Albert: “I’d want to be her so all the guys would like me.. probably”
Me: “Same 😔😔”
Not for me I've already got a HOT BABE
simp albert hates simps
@@ReymarkVergara307 she isn’t a simp so stfu
@@ReymarkVergara307 you have no idea what simp means and it shows
Uhhh
“I love guns I love love love them” I’m firing from it😂
Nobody:
Alberts tree in the back having a seizure
Oh
Ho Oh is reversed
wdym
Oh riley?
eeeeeeee
My mom calls you “flamingo Carey” because she claims your screams are like Mariah Carey’s high pitch notes. XD
Lol, im probably the only person who watches Albert in my whole family..lol
I love that
@Alejandro Almaguer *mice
@@jessicastricklen8425 lol
I LOVE MARIAH CAREYS SONGS!
albert: there’s sketch, kaden...
also albert: *forgets about felipe*
This played as I was readin' it xD
LOLL
Felipe: father, why have you abandon me?
Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️🅾️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️
🅱️🅾️🅱️
"Guns are always fun as long as you're the one holding it"
-Albert
Toy story: “andys coming”
Us: “limbless person is coming”
ok
What the..ugh can u not
1 minute ago haha
Kid: Hoo Hoo i’m gonna throw my toys off the window then jump and sit on them.
Andy: I take care of them.
XD
funny bird man acts like a toy (signing on for bruhify
Edit: TYSM FOR THE LIKES AND COMMENTS :D
First reply before this comment gets 1423 likes
Hi man
DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!!
22
K what I'm I doing
oh no he’s back
Angel: "Welcome to heaven temprist!"
Angel not even a second later: *You don't belong here*
Lol yeah
Fear us
@@bunbungirls6555 NO-
WAHHH
@@bunbungirls6555 Nah
Yesterday I re-visited my childhood by re-watching every Toy Story movie, and I noticed there's a little toy that looks exactly like Cleetus lol
Albert: “Toys Can’t Die”
Scissors,Fire,Lava: how much you wanna bet?
U forgot
Bombs,Swords,Cars,Shredders,Guns
@@brandonraymundo2962 i believe canonically the only way to kill a toy is to fully destroy it
I know i know matter can't be created or destroyed bla bla bla but if you fucking melt, you practically don't exist
@@nonsensicalhumanoid h
@@nonsensicalhumanoid look, all you gotta do *pulls out gun* is take an m60 and *pulls trigger*
START FIRING
@@brandonraymundo2962 She means e.g. with the :
"let's attach it to someone's co-" flamingo 2020
lol
2020 moment. lol
Kakyoin go donut boom
Ck
ZA WARUDO
-boom-
-D I E N O I S E S-
Every time Albert joins a game: “ are there guns in this game?”
Not really
@@Ultimate_sigma001 E
The American experience
We need a compilation of Albert saying is there a gun in this game? Or how do you get a gun in this game?
@@akidgo8041 E
Ur videos are funny and when u troll people even better but when there a toxic people playing it just ruins the game.
(Keep up the good work)
"look, its the Logan Paul hat... ...Also wondered where that was from."
😂
@I Am KevinBB x2 Shut up.
Chill
@I Am KevinBB x2 no
Idk I think from a tree
Albert: **looking at toy story pictures**
Also Albert: “AyY ThEres ThE LoGAn pAUl HaT!”
i fOrGot wHeRe tHaT wAs fRoM
Yes
I don’t get it
@@BonBon_As that might be for the better to be honest
How did you make that darker writing?
[Fun Fact]
When I was a little kid I had a Woody The Cowboy doll which I absolutely LOVED. I got to the point where I played with it so much that one day the head just popped right off. And so sometimes when I was playing with it or just holding it, the head would just fall off. The worst part is the voice box would still work even with the head gone, so the doll would just be talking without a head. ☺️
Oh-😅
My cousin had a woody doll and we would do surgery on him
"Someone's poisoned the waterhole!"
Same, but with my cousin
Relatable
I love how Albert says "DIE!!!!!"
"That's how Americans do it they take their guns for a walk."
I wish I was American...
I'm half American so that means a Get a Spear and a *GUN*
@@K-ZY true patriot
its great! sometimes it wakes me up when the guns get into shooting matches tho 🙄
YEAH AMERICA
I'm pretty sure u don't need guns...
A Bird approves of Albert become a toy.
A kitten approves of this comment
Another bird approves of this comment
Pog Kitten *glitch youtube has joined the chat to oof you*
a random account on youtube approves of this comment
Lol I love this
Fact: everything time flamingo uploads he makes someone’s day better.
Ew gacha cringe
True about that
It’s mine😭
@@zieges..
Rude
Ew gacha
Albert once said.. “Guns are only fun when your the one holding it.”
1:33 I love how Albert is trying to be funny but he still cares for his fans😭
I think the worst thing in the toy story universe is that dog toys will forever be tortured. They can’t have the sweet release of death either.
"Hey look temprist is going to heaven"
"He was rejected to hell"
Bot?
Thinks he’s a kid who’s cool?
oooo
@Tყʅҽɾ ɱσɱҽɳƚ‘ copy comment
I'm sorry for you, but bots came here first
i remember when filmtheory talked about how even after ripped apart, toys in toys story are still living, just misshapen and disfigured damn, albert be spittin facts
POV: you're not early you're just at the right time
Yes😂
I font mind
Yes
Yes
@@A.B.421 hamsters are adorable right
Toys: *exist*
Albert: why don't I change that
I Am KevinBB NOBODY CARES!
@I Am KevinBB 8:10
@@teemteem LOL
@I Am KevinBB SHUT UP
Ok
you cant die. it's just like toy story. pain forever.
-Albert 2020
"Oooh A *GUN* !"
-Albert 2020
albert: drops head
everyone: "MINE MINE MINE!"
We are strong
Just like seagulls 😂
@@bunbungirls6555 stop trying to get attention
they simp for alberts head
@@bunbungirls6555 Shut up
“BE A TOY!”
That one song.
“IM NOT YOUR TOY!”
DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!!
21
NOT YOUR TOOOOOY
I am 😏
which 1 song?
@@A.B.421 never thought i'd be turned on in a flamgo comments section
The toys: “Oh no Andy’s girlfriend saw us!”
Andy’s gf: “Don’t worry I’m one of you”
Edit: this was a trap to catch all of you dirties. Smh disappointed
no
@@minori.seaweed yes
Ouch
Andy: 👦🏻🔥
Unoriginal joke
Albert: “Dude, my bread keeps flying away it’s so annoying.”
6:46
Albert: he’s suffering.
Red ballon thing: *literally bouncing with joy*.
*boing boing boing*
6:18 LmAO I LOVE UT WHEN HE MAKES "iM aN aMeRicAn" Jokes HAHAAAA
*The globe spins idk why*
Me: *"The earth spins-"*
a ton of flat earthers joined the call (im not one btw)
@@wildcattuna4657 lol
@@cutescroll lol it cant
@@cutescroll how?
@@wildcattuna4657 simple it just spins
Albert: rips off head and swaps it with other toys
Albert right after: “i wanna do this in real-“
Albert: * trying to put Temprists head in the fan*
Me: **gets an ad about murder**
I dont think what u said was true there are no ads about murder and if there was they would prbs get banned just my opinion
I got an ad about a B I S C U I T
@@mimeesalt3dp0punicon4 it’s a joke dude
i got worse, i got a ad about *RICKOLL.*
@@hinata_6156 ikr it’s the chips one the chips company are paying to Rick roll
Flamingo: when temprist came over irl I stuck his-
Me: Wait what-
Flamingo: his soul in my fan
Me: oh ok ok
HAHAHAHAAHHA
*skull
*skull*
Lol
timestamp?
Albert: *looks at toy story alien*
Albert: "Logan Paul hat"
*Logan Paul hat*
Logan paul hat
로건 폴 모자
Logan Paul hat
Logan Paul hat
The way you said you want to have a felipe head and a ablert body made me think of sid...you sick monster!
Albert: "When do you die in Toy Story?"
*When Sid*
Daniel Teang when sid w h a t
@@jeplin4567 When Sid existed
CorporaTantum lol aight
@@addie2041 I know I'm just setting up a woooosh, but in toy story the toys supposedly only die when all of the parts of it are destroyed. In the scene near the end of the movie, the toys rise up against sid, including the toys that were tortured
@@gdhjhugtrfedghnjg R/w O o O s H
albert: WINNING SMILE
*flashback to when he said winning wearing smile*
Solampid 5
Iiiooll
" why would you do T instead of EeeeeeEEEeEE"
- Wise Words
I didn't even recognize t as a letter what is t
@@awleddy t is In the beginning of “Tree”
@@awleddy what ur an alien bcs u don't knoe words
"Toys can't die"
*"Toys Burning in flames while screaming"*
nobody:
me as a kid: shaking and crying when i saw some toy story toy's in a mall
Lol really?
DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!!
12
@@watermelongaming8144 ok
LOL
@@Anegro123 yea
My friend: Andy's coming!
Me: falls on ground.
Ok
8:10
@@ladygagitamwah ok
@@Victoria_2763 what
Fear us
I literally just said flamingo would upload any second now
Im sure you did
you totally did
yum
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And you aren't early huh
Albert: I love guns! Murderer: fair point, I use them all the time in public
Albert: uS aMeRiCaNs TaKe OuR gUnS fOr A wAlK
Albert 2020
So it isnt weird ok thanks
ok 🤣
Who are you
Disgusting creature
Disgusting
“This is what Americans do, we take our guns for a walk”
BAHAH
It's true though
no!!! i was agreeing
**drags gun as big as the streets killing everyone without bullets**
Ah, so thats why i saw people walking around dragging guns
“Toys can’t die”
_INTENSE FLASH BACKS OF A KID RIPPING A TOY APART AND REBUILDING IT_
INTENSES FLASHBACK OF TOY DYING
😳😳😳
LOL
That my friend is called brutal reanimation
*I N T E N S E F L A S H B A C K S*
I’m watching you on my phone and iPad rn that’s how much I love you .*mwa*
Albert:it’s very babe and romantic and babe and cute..*video ends*
Honestly that could be terrifying to just see toys walking around by themselves
Yeah but cool at the same time, since u can talk to them when u are alone. Just hope that people won’t think you are a crazy psycho though-
DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!!
16
Sx dolls: Ara ara
We toys see
EEEEEVVVVVEEEERRRRYYYTTTHHIIINNNGGG
So play nice.
@@bruhwhatsthat7812 👁👄👁
"temprist is going to heaven". Heaven: *rejects temprist* Rip temprist
No
Wrong vid
U should say this comment in the other new vid
Albert: *trips on skateboard*
albert: "What the ####"
Me: "wait what"
Albert : YOU CAN"T DIE, YOU'RE A TOY.
Me : *makes theory* What if you burn as a toy... Would you still be alive?
It would be endless suffering
Yes you would
Eeee
@@NeonVomitz Unfortunately 😂😔
@Luke THATS A THEORY A GAME THEORY xD
“My bread keeps leaving me” flamingo 2020
“Dude, my bread keeps leaving me, it’s so annoying.” -Albert 2020
"Toys can't die"
that's Albert forgetting he BUTCHERS FILIPE and his menaquinones, as well as he hangs literal foam HEADS behind him
Albert: TOys Can't DiE
me: wait a second isn't there something called lava
1:25 I’ve been waiting for this ” *gamer sip* ” for a long time
Y e s
Hi hampter
“Guns are only fun if you’re the one who’s holding it, you know”
- Flamingo 2020
stolen comment
Stolen
Stolen 😬😬😬
Proof? Lol
I laughed so hard when he was like "oh now the dradel is angry"