6:22 you know albert's fed up with not being to go up stairs when he literally pulls up roblox studio to create a tutorial on how to make stairs for developers.
So much respect to Albert. He’s got enough going on enough with Rocky, Kirsten and the 32 children in his basement that his decision to not have children is COMPLETELY responsible and understandable.
10:56 I grew up with epilepsy and had to take meds that made me extremely emotional. This is how my family treated me. I am now a little over a year from moving out and going to college but I am still watching this RUclips channel.
I respect Alberts decision for not having children. Him screaming at 3 in the morning is probably enough. Having baby do the same would probably be too much.
gImmE yOuR gUnS hAnDs uP nOoBiEs gettttt downnnnnnnnnn now *idiots* *noooooobs* *Haha noobies* *DIEEEEE* *GIMME ALL THE MONEY* Someone - *calls 911* *DIE* Class D (Albert) won
Dieing is a misspelling if you are referring to death. The past participial form of die (death) is irregular, so you use dying. However, there is a specialized instance when you might use dieing and it be correct. There is a machine called a die-cut machine that cuts out shapes, letters, and numbers from paper. Crrrraaaaaap
The fact that I’m almost a legal adult and still enjoy watching this channel 4 years later says a lot about how I was raised.
yeah..
You were raised perfect
Yep. That’s a perfect lifestyle
Same here, I’m turning 18 next year and I’ll still be watching him lol
Yes.
Children: “you got games on your phone?”
Albert: “you got guns in your game?”
😂👌 lol
@@Void_Playzz456 🙄
@@Ew-mp6rk Girl, What?-
Yes I do have guns in my game.
@@charl445 Albert will kill everyone to make a nice taco out of their skin and flesh.
flamingo pls let me adopt you in parenthood 😳👉👈
Aha
Okay
Sure
Roblox sucks!!!!
Yes
42 SECONDS LETS GOOO
6:22 you know albert's fed up with not being to go up stairs when he literally pulls up roblox studio to create a tutorial on how to make stairs for developers.
Lol
So much respect to Albert. He’s got enough going on enough with Rocky, Kirsten and the 32 children in his basement that his decision to not have children is COMPLETELY responsible and understandable.
and peach even tho shes kirstens dog
@@WiltedSpades I thought it was the other way around?
it's true i'm one of the kids
This aged..not well but it aged
Nah, I Imagine It Would Be Over 200 Children…
Only Albert would join a game called “Parenthood” just to try and abandon his child
Wrong, I would 😏
@@ciarazs haha same here
@@robloxeclipt3033 ok
@@ciarazs I’ve subbed!
You guys well never have kids
If Albert had a catchphrase, it would be: “Is there guns?”
Ikr lol
@@TheReimaginedGamer they havent even fucking spammed
Lol yes
Yes
@@TheReimaginedGamer S H U T
10:56
I grew up with epilepsy and had to take meds that made me extremely emotional. This is how my family treated me. I am now a little over a year from moving out and going to college but I am still watching this RUclips channel.
I like that laugh haer haer haer haer
@@coolmanbig8664 HAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHA
@@coolmanbig8664
did you even read the comment
@@aniboo8668 nope
im sorry to hear that I hope u r doing better
Nobody:
Flamingo in every game: "Are there any guns in this game?
Ikr 🤣🤣 and first to reply btw
"parenthood"
Albert: "is there any guns?"
*_Facts_*
Str8 f4ct5
Straight facts
lol
Fact
Game: *”we don’t need guns on a family-friendly game”*
Albert: *”n o”*
Xd true
D i e
Albert: but i want to shoot them
Tutu tutu me to the Tronics is on you where do you go to Roku don’t know what I’m saying
This is why my small brain thinks Albert is American
i love how albert just ignores the people chasing him and decides to just keep walking
*Albert in every game he’s in: “Where’s the guns? They should add guns.”*
Me fan
True
America
truer words have never been spoken
And if the game already has guns he says "Where do I get guns"
I respect Alberts decision for not having children. Him screaming at 3 in the morning is probably enough. Having baby do the same would probably be too much.
Speaks truth
That child would inherit Albert's thirst for blood.
That child would probably play roblox and be rude to noobs like albert
Albert gets a child irl:
walks into the daycare: “Is tHeRe guNs?”
Ikr why would there be guns in a daycare are they teaching kids about guns
@@mysticgamer-robloxandmore17 I dont think albert would do that irl, so I think this comment is a joke
@@mnzzu well obviously it’s a joke😤🙄
@@mysticgamer-robloxandmore17 woah calm down jamal
@@mysticgamer-robloxandmore17 r/whooosshhh
0:42 “the the the the… the the”
Wow. Beautiful. thank you, Albert. 😌
Hiiiii!!!!!
@@Noodles-d1e who r u
@@slsaelens I am noodles-d1e
Albert: “HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!?”
random guy: “y u m m y. a l b e r t”
Sī
*m m m m, f r e s h a l b e r t r i b s*
I am in 2024 in the future you don't wanna know what happens
Do you die in 2024? No? Then I don’t wanna hear it.
@@modestamacharaga1439 i a m f r o m 10027 a n d y o u w o n t w a n n a k n o w w h a t h a p p e n s
Game: -exists-
Albert: -plays-
Also Albert- “IS THERE GUN IN THIS GAEMMMM?!”
@mini red imposter ty ty very much :)
@mini red imposter also if I stole this comment I didn’t mean to I didn’t read the comment section
WE USE GUNS TO SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS
*game
@@vanderwoodsens ... how dumb are you? It’s part of the joke
"its like bloxburg but kids exist"
bloxburgs kids update: *baby i aint even here, im a hallucination*
lmao
lollll
But babys do exist
The problem is they're just anoying little rats
@@crumble_berry1719 lol
@@crumble_berry1719 but you were a baby too?
1:16 anything I can help with albert: HOTEL
1:17
Trivago
I love how he adopted a kid then continued to say his wife cheated on him
I thought i was the only one who heard 😂
Time stamp?
Oh I saw the part lol XD
Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÈ :)
@@dont9354 I won't.
"You will grow up to be Jacksepticeye"
G o o d t o k n o w
Don't read my profile picture 😊 😊
I did
Idiot
@@dont6927 ok
@@dont6927 I did
I feel like alberts kid would be speedrunning on obbys at two months old…
Imagine he has a kid and he sees this video and he’s like “Am I a mistake dad?”
HMMMMM
Doesnt the child look like deku? 😲
@@annettemeacle6918 deku is not his name
At the moment I am saying this there are 69 likes on this comment nice
@@ElizaYarwood1 you know how many ppl call izuku, deku? Because its his hero name and a nickname
albert: "I'll never have a child."
the 8.04 million kids hes collected: what
why
Why did u say collected
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 no u
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 shut
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 bots are thots
Albert : “I will never have a child”
Me: “Respect that.”
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o No
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o No, but will find out where you live and ruin your life, even if it means no more Flamingo privileges.
JUST TRY AND FIND ME LOSERS
Why is this on my comment XD
Pizza rolls
3:27 I love how Albert's first name idea other than "e" was *glundlefoot*
Glundlefoot is superior
@@Amy_zamy-glundlefoot- (tags)
Albert in every new adopt and raise a Baby Game: tHiS gAmE nEeDs *guns*
Well yeah, that’s how America works
xd
ikr XD
thats cause hes a full blown american
Murica
Albert when he sees an adopt me game: "SeRiOuSlY... No GUNS?!?"
Yes
Dude 113 likes and no comments
@@KoiDayz Lmao-
@@byrony4418 BrUh
@@user-sd2sv4gu6l brUh
7:19 I love how Albert, despite having no clue who this man is, accepted him into his home, completely ignoring his presence
he doesnt want anymore little rats running around his house lol
Ya
mmmhm
LMAO
He has enough rats in his fandom 😂
Ok
Albert: I will never have a child.
His twitter: Albert just got a new dog.
THEY ARE MAKING BABY DOGS
This bloodline ends with me
A dog isn’t close to a child
Bruh 😑🙄
Dog = child
albetr: "give me the child!"
hes turning into mr waternoose from monsters inc.
Yes give him the child!
It's night for me LOL
Oh no
@@tromboneking88 ok?
a l b e r t r
5:15 albert be like: what collor is your bugatti?
I will never have a child. -Albert
“my stuffed albert is my child” - also Albert
One is metaphorical, the other is physical. But I get your joke that doesn’t make much sense
@@ch2pp man tf, we aren’t in school for a reason
@@ch2pp I don’t think we really needed that-
@@ch2pp you just ruined the joke for me...
Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÈ :)
Wait, if his hunger is down,
Doesn’t that basically mean he’s *not* hungry?
...genus
Lol your account pic is really funny LOL
Wait........
Your RIGHT!
@@prabanandachuakal8157 is it really ?
@@jordantaylor8142 Thats flamingo/cleetus/albert Lol
"Everybody's different, and that's okay."
-Albert/Flamingo
that’s why I love him 🙄🙄
@@luvinqal3x118 Yuh 🙄✋
We stan 💅
Flam in go 😳
@@Ligrev001 flam go
Fun fact: their might be a dimension where albert has a child.
Holy shi😳
i am alberts child and i can confirm, he left me like his mum left him
OTS MUM NOT MOM
*meanwhile at an adoption center*
albert: my wife has cheated on me, im not blonde
its not green either
"I don't want kids."
Or
"This bloodline dies with me."
Edit: Why do people keep replying with just "Yes"?
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
“You cannot get money!”
poor people: *same..*
I love you... UwU
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 86 no
sad
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 86 what the heck bro
Ikr
Alberts child: *dying*
Albert: AD TIME!
“it’s bloxburg except kids exist”
bloxburg: *has the ability to become a child or a baby*
Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÈ :)
@@dont9178 ok I won’t
It’s you again
I sub to him I don’t got the. Curse
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o Im just going to give you a link
I love how albert blushes when he talks about having kids.
Qqqqqqqq
Qqqqq
DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!!
1245
fufufu
o-o
Albert: my wife literally cheated on me i dont have blonde hair."
You adopted that child-
Hahahahahaha
That’s the joke
what if he wasnt joking
Lol i like this voice he can do 9:10
same
Albert every time he joins a game: “Are there guns in this game?”
Edit: thanks for all the likes!
That is SO true
He literally can’t play any game without having a gun, honestly 😂😂
Alber after there is Guns in the game and he gets shot:why are there guns in the game
Of course he says that! He’s an American!
Albert:kills kids with gun*
Person: This house is empty like your brain
Albert: I thought I locked my doors..
“My wife cheated on me”
Me: but you adopted him
Edit: wow 573 likes 🚶🏻♀️💅🏼
@XxBrxken_SxulzxX 101st like
I was the 117th like :)
*hol up*
Wait-
@@frogthechicken 155th like
Albert's catchphases:
-"Is there guns"
-"I want a gun so bad"
-"Yes sister"
-"MAmA"
*10 years later*
Albert: Hey guys, I got a baby!
When he is 31
@@1slandss 33 actually
@@LillieRoyale o
In an alternate timeline.
@Darkstar the Therian he wouldn't do that he is different outside of yt
8:53 LMAOOOO these fans were actually roasting him 😂😂
Him: "who is flamingo?"
Me: *are you living under a rock home boy?*
@Lydia Cervantes no you would be *the last dying braincells you would have in the quarintine*
NO THIS IS PATRICK, NOT LIVING UNDER A ROCK HOME BOY
70 likes now
"Anything i can help you with?"
"Hotel."
Flamingo: needs more direction
what he actually means: It needs to give me admin
Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÈ :)
"My wife cheated on me!" Brother you adopted him lol.
Lol XD
@Spy gameing it does makes sense because u didnt gave birth to the child u adopted
HAHA LOL
"He's doing fortnite dances how do I give it back"
put it back in
@@drswag2 -to the adoption centre
Yeet the child
fornut
Baby found in dumpster
Everytime Albert joins a game "Are there guns?"
"this is empty like your brain"
"i though i lock my door"
" *I will never have a child* "
*In a few 10 or something years*
Him: "Albert... You poor fool."
In 10 years food is scarce for Albert
??????????????
“I’m not gonna have kids”
Albert 2020-
I like fortnite
i like roblox
I like Albert
@UCvkQeS9-4O6xFNFkhkpLfTg
Totinos, totinos, hot pizza rolls
Totinos, totinos, everybodys talkin bout
Totinos, totinos, hot pizza rolls
Totinos, totinos, everybodys talkin bout
Totinos, totinos, hot pizza rolls
Totinos, totinos, everybodys talkin bout
Totinos, totinos, hot pizza rolls
Totinos, totinos, everybodys talkin bout
Totinos, totinos, hot pizza rolls
Totinos, totinos, everybodys talkin bout
Totinos, totinos, hot pizza rolls
Totinos, totinos, everybodys talkin bout
@@owo-et2hu no
Flamingo: *Joins kid game*
First thing he asks: "is there guns here?*
So Albert is telling us his legacy will die with him. I respect that
*welp imma cry*
“He’s doing fOrTnItE dances-
*how do I give him back?”*
Queen
@Alexis Du preez E
Shove em in the *H O L E*
@@mrboi6897 make sure it's a good hole
Albert in the future with a kid be like:
“ hey guys we gonna be killing online daters in roblox “
LOL
Yes it will be like that
No pls, just Albert
irl vlog #22
@Milda B *said* and *doesn't
"They should make it so you can hit stuff"
*Walgreen ad starts playing*
“Welcome to Adoption Center, may I help you?”
Albert : “do u sell guns”
DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!!
1252
@@malo257 shut up
@@malo257 rickroll
Albert: “I shouldn’t even exist.” “Yes I need mental help, honesty.”
me: ...You good dude?
I know right? I worry for him sometimes
@@sugqriroadto8006 hes fine lol
no
Has he ever been good?
well he has his girlfriend and his family so he will hopefully be ok
“I will *n e v e r* have a child” - Flamingo
“ *adopted child* ”
Yes
Yas
Y E S Y E S
Yes
*5 years later*
Kirsten in 2047: maybe I want a kid
Albert sleeping: diE DiE Die
Oop
He’s tormenting his kid with a clown suit doing /e dance3
@@mttex2628 no he is clearly wanting to drive over it
@@siimply_cxxkie926 too far mate too far 😳
@@1bruv nah
he is probably trying to do the thing in the thumbnail
Albert: I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE KIDS
Also Albert: They are my children
“we are releasing all three cleetus”
*c l e e t i*
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 shut up
.......
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 ok, you can stop now 😐
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 *OH JUST SHUT UP OKAY*
JUST SHUT UP! COME ON!
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 STFU
I bet that only time Albert would go into an adoption center is to ask, "Do you have guns?"
rob the adoption center
@@mttex2628 OH YEAHHH that too.
@@mttex2628 WOOOHOOOO
gImmE yOuR gUnS
hAnDs uP nOoBiEs
gettttt downnnnnnnnnn now *idiots*
*noooooobs*
*Haha noobies*
*DIEEEEE*
*GIMME ALL THE MONEY*
Someone - *calls 911*
*DIE*
Class D (Albert) won
kreekcraft: albert's a really good guy
albert: *laughs at dying child*
@@CatKotGato dying*
Irl he is very nice
@@CatKotGato dying is correct and there's no such thing as dieing
E
Dieing is a misspelling if you are referring to death. The past participial form of die (death) is irregular, so you use dying. However, there is a specialized instance when you might use dieing and it be correct. There is a machine called a die-cut machine that cuts out shapes, letters, and numbers from paper. Crrrraaaaaap
Flamingo's first reaction to a game that include adopting kids "is there guns in this game?"
He's so hard on himself, it's making me sad ;w;
What
CAN WE GET SOME RESPECT FOR THE THUMBNAIL ARTISTS THAT TAKE TIME AND EFFORT TO MAKE AMAZING THUMBNAILS!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️
FINALLY SOME GOOD COMMENT 👏
Yea dani is the thumbail artist shes really good
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 ok cool
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 Kevin 0.2
No hear from albert yes
Albert joins Parenthood, a sweet and friendly game.
Albert: Are there any guns?
Not anything new
Yes guns
CutiePup Plays haha
Andrew Tate be like: 5:14
Was thinking the same exact thing 💀💀😂😂
What color is your Bugatti?
@@squaggus lgbtq
@@ItzRenceryeah that’s not a color
@@stayhatin7667swaggy
Everyone gangsta 'till you can't buy a gun in a Roblox game.
Title : *"Childhood *throw baby in pic*"*
Me : *“Childhood”*
“Your are going to turn into jackseptikye!” Me: Broccoli Boy!!!
Are you sure it ain't Bijuu Mike?
Or maybe it’s Deku 💀
gacha kid
@@genericdiary5808 *ok*
@@mojojojo2057 dude gacha sucks why do u like it it’s cringe af
I love how he turns a completely normal sentence to a very wrong one 😂I love how he turns a completely normal sentence to a very wrong one 😂 😂 😂
Flamingo: "I will never have a child."
Flamingo again: "Look at me they're my children."
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 shut up
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 STFU 🤬 I WILL COMMENT HATE COMMENTS
Squali don't give them attention you'll just give them views so they'll eventually get recommended
DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!!
1236
Albert: “my wife cheated on me I don’t don’t have blond hair.”
Me: “that’s because you have no hair.”
Isnt it obvious that you mean in game saying ( in game ) kinda ruins the joke in my opinion
But i liked it anyway
Or because the game has "adopt" in the name.
@@cm12954 gramr
@@tryambaknathjha7574 gramer*
“I’m never having kids”
Kirsten: thank god
I love you.... UwU
Captain Zero stop
@@Captain_ZER0 weirdo
He will most likely not have a child like popularmmos he divorced because jen wanted a child but he didn't and most likely other reasons
@@Captain_ZER0 🤔😐
3:59 when flamingo plays life in paradise
Albert: I will never have a child me: ok I understand ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*
I love you... UwU
@Quixelent Bruh, you just want subs. Stfu
He will most likely not have a child like popularmmos he divorced because jen wanted a child but he didn't and most likely other reasons
Albert: I will NEVER have a child. Him 5 years later: Hey guys! Meet Albert J.R! 👁👄👁
Hi
Nope
Lol
Are you from the future??
I love you... UwU
sign:
NEED HELP?
Albert:
“yea uh, how do i get rid of a body?….oh that’s not one of the options..goodbye.”
XD
@@Aldc_maya 😂
Game: we have wholesome moments, fun gameplay and the ability to play with your friends.
Albert: Do you have guns?
Nobody:
Flamingo: *climbs stairs* I'm a literal epic gaming god
Baby Cleetus would be so adorable tho-
no
He will be evil 😈
Until cleetus shot him accidentally
@@chamberlaindemberf.deleon4153 then flamingo went to heaven because he did a good deed 😳✨
“i will never have a child”
*[five seconds later]* adopts kid and throws off building
I love you... UwU
@@Captain_ZER0 EWWW
@@Captain_ZER0 why do u luv me 👁 👄 👁
@@Captain_ZER0 why are u gay?
I love how Albert always just casually asks in every video "Is there guns in this game?"
"I will never have a child"
Mpreg fanfic writers: That's where you're wrong kiddo
please 😭
Oh no....
Are there actually Mpreg fanfics with Albert in them 😭
NO PLEASE
@@kookykatz I think-
0:15 "This bloodline ends with me!"
I don't think so×-×
@@imaveshremyfannowcuzyes1968 its a meme :|
“I’m never gonna have a child.”
Me: *Adopt Me flashbacks*
I love you... UwU
Captain Zero wtf
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o You are everywhere
@@Captain_ZER0 *no homo*
@@Captain_ZER0 ewwww
Albert: *I will never have children*
Also Albert: These Youtooz’s are like child
Ture very ture E
Also Also Albert: *kills youtooz in a pushchair*
Mhnmm
@@CYBR_STARS
*Ture*
Honk!
Albert in every video: *gUnS? i NeEd GuNs*