Roblox noobs loved me, their baby... then I exploded

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @RJDJ__
    @RJDJ__ 4 года назад +191

    "What are you waiting for?"
    "I don't know, more admin commands, I guess".
    "Me, too, kid".

  • @tomorrow_comes_today
    @tomorrow_comes_today 4 года назад +1014

    What gives people the feeling of power:
    • Popularity
    • Talents
    *_• "im rich"_*

  • @freezingnation2031
    @freezingnation2031 4 года назад +66

    6:19
    *Brutally shoots off their parents limbs repeatedly, while laughing to it*
    “Time out.”

  • @averyoddguy4015
    @averyoddguy4015 3 года назад +130

    " I'm not just rich, I'm coco rich. "
    this line exhumes true beauty

    • @pink_raven3295
      @pink_raven3295 2 года назад

      Me and my sis quote that all the time XD

    • @vuxl
      @vuxl 9 месяцев назад

      so iconic

  • @Nuh_uh387
    @Nuh_uh387 4 года назад +407

    "I need a brack"
    Here, have a BRACK. Have a KAT KAT

    • @HydaGaeming
      @HydaGaeming 4 года назад +4

      b r a c k

    • @amari9405
      @amari9405 4 года назад +3

      *b r a c k*

    • @dudez7564
      @dudez7564 4 года назад +3

      Sid Turnpaugh B R A C K

    • @Nuh_uh387
      @Nuh_uh387 4 года назад +2

      Cathy McCombe yes

    • @Nuh_uh387
      @Nuh_uh387 4 года назад +4

      Do you would a mom

  • @milkyway6799
    @milkyway6799 4 года назад +344

    "Give me one reason not to kill you"
    "no"
    *It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.*

  • @sp_1798
    @sp_1798 4 года назад +145

    Idea: in life in paradise, make a moon and tell everybody in the server that the moon will crash into the earth and they will get deleted once it does and see how they react. the inspiration behind this is legend of Zelda Majora’s mask!

  • @constanzaoritimisterio7717
    @constanzaoritimisterio7717 2 года назад +234

    the fact that albert's mic breaks at the minute 7:04 makes the part even funnier

  • @jenna2067
    @jenna2067 4 года назад +647

    Wisest phrases ever to be spoken:
    “do you would a kids”
    “do you would a mom”
    “coco rich”

  • @kirbopping
    @kirbopping 4 года назад +610

    “Little did you know mamas legs were explosive”

  • @CurvedAim
    @CurvedAim 4 года назад +2933

    Flamingo: not posting for a day
    Clickbaiters: flamingo died [very sad)

    • @user-hi6zk1wg9z
      @user-hi6zk1wg9z 4 года назад +110

      Yes. Very sad 😔 I’m a rat

    • @user-ch3zp3we8n
      @user-ch3zp3we8n 4 года назад +92

      Flamingo got corona (very sad)

    • @rya1131
      @rya1131 4 года назад +25

      Kurt Espinosa you need more likes then I got here hers a like !

    • @karencatlin5345
      @karencatlin5345 4 года назад +17

      • Olivxer •
      Yeah that’s great thanks again for the kids and I hope you have a good one

    • @darling_syn_drome
      @darling_syn_drome 4 года назад +8

      sadsad

  • @gunigames7130
    @gunigames7130 3 года назад +224

    *D o y o u w o u l d a k i d s*

  • @luisb5702
    @luisb5702 4 года назад +47

    Every American when they are born: you have discovered a new skill gun

  • @luv2sana
    @luv2sana 4 года назад +289

    *"Do you would a kids?"*
    A more intellectual question has never been asked in the history of mankind.
    Harvard Professors rush to find an answer to this philosophical question and after months of research they have come up with a response:
    *"Do you would a mom."*
    Edit: Oh diggity dang. Thanks for the likes guys! :o

  • @you-ox2nf
    @you-ox2nf 4 года назад +162

    *SHOOTS*
    “Time out”
    That’s how you stop a robbery

    • @flee2106
      @flee2106 4 года назад +4

      A normal name looollllll lmaaoooooo

    • @applecookie3541
      @applecookie3541 4 года назад +2

      xD

    • @iciebear
      @iciebear 4 года назад +1

      Your name is not correct....
      You are on the run for mass robbery. You cannot hide, Jackson. For... *you look like Donald Trump.*

    • @mindofGOAT
      @mindofGOAT 4 года назад

      tekking101 *WEEB ALERT*

    • @you-ox2nf
      @you-ox2nf 4 года назад

      J Animates who is the weeb?

  • @CaptainBrollge69
    @CaptainBrollge69 2 года назад +48

    8:30 It had me dying laughing when Albert put the image on her avatar 😂

  • @CreeCube
    @CreeCube 4 года назад +470

    "Do you would a kids?" Roblox powering imagination 2020

  • @enderboxeye
    @enderboxeye 4 года назад +1542

    Admin Idea: Make a fundraiser called ‘Money to pay your Bills’ and when they sign up you tear their house down with btools.
    LIKE SO ALBERT CAN SEE!

    • @hoodedxvi346
      @hoodedxvi346 4 года назад +6

      No someone already done it it is called the bills

    • @hoodedxvi346
      @hoodedxvi346 4 года назад +12

      The one who invented it is called GOVERNMENT

    • @chillman2951
      @chillman2951 4 года назад +4

      Wut

    • @beedrillking4023
      @beedrillking4023 4 года назад +11

      PLS TELL HIM IN TWITTER

    • @gumpring6457
      @gumpring6457 4 года назад +4

      EnderboxEye!
      Don’t worry, your the first comment

  • @jimmyjonron1553
    @jimmyjonron1553 3 года назад +696

    “What a beautiful couple! *They’re also twins*”
    *S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A*

  • @AverageMDChannel
    @AverageMDChannel 2 года назад +46

    when alberts mic broke, that was the funniest commentary ever. 8:34 was also the best part

  • @satozk_
    @satozk_ 4 года назад +735

    Braincell 1: Say "Do you want kids"
    Braincell 2: No, say "Would you like a kid"
    Man: *do you would a kids*

  • @bartfvanrossum8499
    @bartfvanrossum8499 4 года назад +300

    "New skill achieved!"
    " *gun.* "

  • @phng7580
    @phng7580 4 года назад +2994

    Let's all agree that everyone loves Albert because he is so funny and post daily

  • @Avery-ct4ow
    @Avery-ct4ow 2 года назад +19

    8:39 Albert: I turn a hunter- that's what it sounded like lmao

  • @probuilder1944
    @probuilder1944 4 года назад +219

    2019: baby boo tiny toes
    2020: baby boom

  • @demoniclittlegreycat.724
    @demoniclittlegreycat.724 4 года назад +264

    Man: do you would a kids
    Women: indeed
    "And that's how ppl are made"

  • @zosiawroblewska5397
    @zosiawroblewska5397 4 года назад +1046

    Teacher : “What does your father do for a living?”
    Flamingo’s Kid : “Play Roblox”

  • @tepa1974
    @tepa1974 2 года назад +11

    ‘D O Y O U W O U L D A K I D S’ -Obama 2021

  • @idareyou9854
    @idareyou9854 4 года назад +344

    all james ever wanted was a brack :(

  • @chrl.
    @chrl. 4 года назад +90

    Suggestion:
    Be poor and see how others react, if they bully they get teleported into a store as they are rewarded. Little do they know they become very ugly. If they respect you, they are rewarded with free cash.

    • @gdray4988
      @gdray4988 4 года назад +1

      I thought he did something like that

    • @FishyRaine
      @FishyRaine 4 года назад +2

      @@gdray4988 No that was the Heaven/Hell experiment.

    • @joelfulcher3470
      @joelfulcher3470 4 года назад +1

      YES

    • @noobelix
      @noobelix 4 года назад +1

      good idea

    • @vaedex2120
      @vaedex2120 4 года назад

      Can I get a Joe?

  • @varuyh
    @varuyh 4 года назад +668

    Idea for island life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see

    • @hoovy522
      @hoovy522 4 года назад +9

      Can I repost if I give credit?

    • @ratman7721
      @ratman7721 4 года назад +8

      A lot do actually, and also, let's reply to this guys comment, and like, it gives extra chance for Albert to see.

    • @Metro4LifeNoLie
      @Metro4LifeNoLie 4 года назад +5

      Inoob8C or he become big then use the Godzilla roar and dress up as a Godzilla or dinosaur

    • @starfoundead
      @starfoundead 4 года назад +16

      Stolen idea smh.

    • @astro.9232
      @astro.9232 4 года назад +17

      You stole this idea.

  • @adelaidespencer7984
    @adelaidespencer7984 8 месяцев назад +361

    HELP I THINK I WAS COCO RICH BAHAHAHA BUT I CAN'T SEE THE USER SO THERE'S NO TELLING.. also, I used to even watch flamingo at the time so how did I not realise

    • @MontysGatorGulf
      @MontysGatorGulf 6 месяцев назад +17

      If you are the real coco rich then it’s nice to see you! 😁

    • @just_a_random_individual
      @just_a_random_individual 6 месяцев назад +22

      No I'm coco rich

    • @Caylus_boy25
      @Caylus_boy25 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@just_a_random_individualstop the cap

    • @aspiraal
      @aspiraal 6 месяцев назад +29

      8:05 says the owner's house username and it's Coco rich's user (since she owns the house)
      Her username is "lolo302009", and I assume it's your user?

    • @е5саре
      @е5саре 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@aspiraal31 minutes ago

  • @mommyakakitten231
    @mommyakakitten231 4 года назад +112

    "what a perfect couple!

  • @lmfao9933
    @lmfao9933 4 года назад +196

    "Do you would a kids?"
    -JustinaLay

  • @kdjsaghdsgldshfsljfh
    @kdjsaghdsgldshfsljfh 4 года назад +268

    Around parents: Flamingo
    Around friends: AlbertsStuff

    • @Lepsuzzz
      @Lepsuzzz 4 года назад +3

      u have the worst parents

    • @ronicairl
      @ronicairl 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @landonstudios9653
      @landonstudios9653 4 года назад +4

      Lepsuz no the best idiot

    • @Silent_YES
      @Silent_YES 4 года назад +7

      @MaxAndThings are you talking about the name of the Guy being "badass"?

    • @eyemoisturizer
      @eyemoisturizer 4 года назад +7

      Around parents: Google Translate Tuesdays - Random Typék
      Around friends: floormango

  • @LyneysNo1
    @LyneysNo1 3 года назад +6

    "Just remember, ghosts aren't real!"
    *0.5 seconds later...*
    "I don't wanna say that our house might be haunted.."

  • @lilyy7188
    @lilyy7188 4 года назад +414

    who agrees that albert is just getting funnier bc he doesn’t censor as much stuff :)
    edit: he’s my favourite youtuber i promise i’m not hating. I just like it better that he doesn’t change ‘hell’ to ‘heck’. I don’t want him to start swearing or anything, bc we left that behind at albertstuff.

    • @addy3285
      @addy3285 4 года назад +21

      much stuff?? more like bad stuff??bad stuff??? more like albertstuff

    • @lolrobux4067
      @lolrobux4067 4 года назад +19

      he was fun all time

    • @suicidaldoughnut4455
      @suicidaldoughnut4455 4 года назад +20

      He has always been awesome but that’s just my personal opinion

    • @mildlyoverweightmiddleaged8270
      @mildlyoverweightmiddleaged8270 4 года назад +16

      you should watch albertsstuf if you want to hear uncensored stuff

    • @addy3285
      @addy3285 4 года назад +7

      @Ethan B its just a joke and its just vibe lol im making fun

  • @theogone9460
    @theogone9460 4 года назад +484

    Idea: dress as a ghost and make a haunted house model and make a sign saying if you enter you DIE once they in close the doors then keep on torturing them in any way possible then make a trap under the ground once they get to a certain place then leave them stuck
    Like so Albert can see:

    • @nicoledudley4195
      @nicoledudley4195 4 года назад +9

      Duncan From total drama THAT IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA

    • @halo3rat504
      @halo3rat504 4 года назад +3

      YESSS

    • @adelynkranz6167
      @adelynkranz6167 4 года назад +4

      Yesssss

    • @bloodyspaghettii
      @bloodyspaghettii 4 года назад +6

      That's a very good idea do I permission to type this as well so there is a higher chance he sees it if I have permission I will say it's your idea

    • @theogone9460
      @theogone9460 4 года назад +4

      Gacha Sammi yes

  • @Totally_not_an_alien_
    @Totally_not_an_alien_ 4 года назад +118

    “We all know ghosts don’t exist”
    The ghost in Albert’s house: WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME

    • @nurourfawe510
      @nurourfawe510 4 года назад +3

      :>

    • @00M0RECHA0S
      @00M0RECHA0S 4 года назад +1

      WatBur 87 EEP

    • @evilgirl1035
      @evilgirl1035 4 года назад +1

      I actually believe in the pharanomal if I spelled that wrong I mean things like ghost

    • @omzarana8541
      @omzarana8541 4 года назад

      Ryan Haydock paranormal*

  • @its_max9097
    @its_max9097 3 года назад +9

    "Do you would a kids" hit me😂, hey! Do you would a kid

  • @alleyezonme284
    @alleyezonme284 4 года назад +181

    "Give me one reason not to kill you"
    "No."
    "Okay."
    Me: thats a very good answer

  • @luvvvnani
    @luvvvnani 4 года назад +220

    Wise words of children:
    Ava: “I hate my life”
    James: “They don’t have rest for me I do the #### I buy clothes and shoes and I’m right!”
    Lola: “No you barly even talk to us!”

  • @erika.7462
    @erika.7462 4 года назад +40

    “Uh honey you sure the baby is supposed to do that?”
    Baby: *_boom boom noises_*

  • @brycegabrieldenoyo16
    @brycegabrieldenoyo16 2 года назад +5

    Even the world’s greatest minds cannot decipher the phrase “do you would a kids?” after decades of researching.

  • @R_U_Fruity
    @R_U_Fruity 4 года назад +188

    If I were rich, I would spend all the money on Albert’s merch- “do you would a kids?”

    • @hecker23
      @hecker23 3 года назад +4

      If I were rich I would just plain buy it all till it’s all stocked out

    • @minilla2999
      @minilla2999 3 года назад +4

      I would be a normal human and only spend it on things I need badly.

    • @levisanchez1582
      @levisanchez1582 2 года назад

      Doesn't scared

    • @farted4606
      @farted4606 2 года назад

      @@minilla2999 I don't think this person asked what you would use it for

    • @i_iar3101
      @i_iar3101 2 года назад

      ​@@minilla2999 I think you didn't even read what the comment even said

  • @kwacotton1313
    @kwacotton1313 4 года назад +283

    * NEW SKILL ACQUIRED! *
    “Gun”
    Attack damage: Yes

  • @bonnieryan_
    @bonnieryan_ 4 года назад +41

    Flamingo: *adds creepy decals*
    Flamingo: “This is literally the best thing I have done in my entire life.”
    Me: I’m sorry

    • @lujjs
      @lujjs 4 года назад

      lol

  • @tennisball-k1s
    @tennisball-k1s 2 года назад +14

    9:14 bro became the female megamind

  • @crystal_ufo1058
    @crystal_ufo1058 4 года назад +85

    Flamingo : "what have i've been the whole time?"
    Me : *a murderer that is targetting all felipes*

  • @ch4ract3r36
    @ch4ract3r36 4 года назад +62

    The best words that go in a sentence:
    “Noobs loved me, their baby .. then I exploded “

    • @bloxynewschannelbnc4368
      @bloxynewschannelbnc4368 4 года назад +1

      it doesnt even make sence lol

    • @hienpham8536
      @hienpham8536 4 года назад +1

      I’m slow plz tell me the way?

    • @TheDiddster
      @TheDiddster 4 года назад +1

      I thought it was just me that didn't understand it

    • @ch4ract3r36
      @ch4ract3r36 4 года назад +2

      Bloxy News Channel [BNC] it’s the title

    • @genghiskhan4883
      @genghiskhan4883 4 года назад +1

      guys so its, Noobs loved me, their child, as in talking about himself as their child, then i exploded
      hope this helped

  • @zeno4055
    @zeno4055 4 года назад +100

    Albert: “let’s see what blazer would do... with a gun”
    *remembers flashbacks when Albert made innocent people kill each other*

    • @hayfordfam
      @hayfordfam 4 года назад +1

      which one

    • @mysticmelodic
      @mysticmelodic 4 года назад +1

      Ze No oh sh

    • @woro8856
      @woro8856 4 года назад

      I'm Ur 100th like

    • @amyclark5763
      @amyclark5763 4 года назад +1

      😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @iluvly6853
    @iluvly6853 3 года назад +8

    Braincell 1 : Say "do you want a kid?"
    Braincell 2 : Just ask "Would u like kids?"
    That lost braincell : Do you would a kid?

  • @jennieloml150
    @jennieloml150 4 года назад +270

    I really love the way albert can say:
    Dumb
    Stupid
    Idiot
    Noob
    But can't say: *hell*

    • @crispyandworldy8707
      @crispyandworldy8707 4 года назад +9

      and in the discord server's that he is in they curse all the time

    • @mavericksmith4640
      @mavericksmith4640 4 года назад

      He does?

    • @mavericksmith4640
      @mavericksmith4640 4 года назад

      CrispyAndWorldy how are you getting so many views when you only have 4 subscribers?

    • @equis7495
      @equis7495 4 года назад +4

      @@mavericksmith4640 not many

    • @mavericksmith4640
      @mavericksmith4640 4 года назад +1

      Yea but 25 views in 3 days with 4 subscribers

  • @fritz2291
    @fritz2291 4 года назад +378

    Admin Idea: “Their Own Dream” Try to find a player that is having trouble. Manipulate their mind and make people compliment them by talking or control the person that is complimenting. Make sure only positive things go on in their life. Make them rich and wealthy then you remove their in game money. Then tp them to a bed and everything is normal. And they think it was a dream.
    This is not my own comment
    Forgot the name who commented this

    • @tigerkat4419
      @tigerkat4419 4 года назад +16

      Are you ok

    • @urmom-px2fh
      @urmom-px2fh 4 года назад +13

      he has to do this 0-0

    • @bonnisaurus
      @bonnisaurus 4 года назад +12

      We need more people to like this...

    • @eee19344
      @eee19344 4 года назад +6

      idea: play Dead silence. then go to life and paradise and copy noobs outfits but more weird and pretend to be them and if they say you're copying lock them up in the air and they are standing in clear glass then they think they have admin.

    • @Baublez
      @Baublez 4 года назад +4

      THATS GOOD

  • @Theox231
    @Theox231 4 года назад +117

    *Are we just going to ignore the line: "You are going to throw away the kids, that's what you are gonna do."?*

    • @VentManIndustries
      @VentManIndustries 4 года назад +11

      Your profile pic perfectly matches what you are trying to say

    • @Theox231
      @Theox231 4 года назад

      @@VentManIndustries Ah yes, intensely anxious of actually commenting.

    • @playwithjanae9305
      @playwithjanae9305 4 года назад

      Ummm by

    • @vijayvijkt
      @vijayvijkt 4 года назад

      Timetamp

  • @alextoons6899
    @alextoons6899 3 года назад +42

    6:07 Just a reminder that this man was around 23 when he filmed this.

  • @user-sj4cs2su3d
    @user-sj4cs2su3d 4 года назад +196

    Flamingo: This is satan giving pizza. The kid in the floor: “help me”

  • @geekazoid0610
    @geekazoid0610 3 года назад +143

    "The devil is handing us pizza!"
    Me, my brothers, my mom, my dad: cracking up, cause my video was at full volume

    • @cceyceyeebeeh
      @cceyceyeebeeh 3 года назад +10

      Then they all started laughing?

    • @NateIsGreat
      @NateIsGreat 3 года назад +10

      I wish my parents would accept that I’m watching someone that I like to watch or even like it too

    • @fishncat1773
      @fishncat1773 3 года назад +8

      you got the whole squad laughing

    • @realasl.
      @realasl. 3 года назад +4

      @@fishncat1773 I was finna say that💀😭😭

    • @Enricopucci197
      @Enricopucci197 2 года назад

      @jerika I was coco rich 😢 I was trying to cat fish the dude
      I'm also a fourty five year old man irl
      Just jk I'm not coco rich or fourty five

  • @shpetimzogaj8632
    @shpetimzogaj8632 4 года назад +37

    7:14 "stop coping m- stop coping mechanism"

  • @Strawberry_FN1
    @Strawberry_FN1 6 месяцев назад +1

    “ the devils is giving us pizza” had me dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jkdraw1ngs
      @Jkdraw1ngs 4 месяца назад

      It was ME idk how I got glitched in the floor but the ##### said I'm stuck and I was really mad he didn't even help me and idk why he called me a dude I was a girl I alwyas got fltiched in the floor I just wanted to play 😞 but it was me in still happy and watch this video for memories I am thankful

  • @lonnie1647
    @lonnie1647 4 года назад +131

    Roleplayer: **drinks milk cutely**
    Albert: SssIIillOlIHHHssslIopPP

  • @mauvsstuff4742
    @mauvsstuff4742 4 года назад +79

    Some people ask "What is the meaning of life?"
    Others ask "Why do I have to have such a troublesome life?"
    But inside, we all know we should be asking ourselves, *"Do you would a kids?"*

  • @adude3040
    @adude3040 4 года назад +135

    Albert: Throw the baby away
    My parents: *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*

  • @user-qe8eu4vs8s
    @user-qe8eu4vs8s 3 года назад +1

    Idea: Make a christmas tree in a server and make the players climb the tree while doing parkour on the tree. If they fall and die, trap them in a jail. If someone reaches the top, trap them there with invisible walls just so they know, all of your hard work and dedication goes into nothing and that happens sometimes. It would be an honor if you did this in one of your videos. Thanks, and merry christmas.

  • @gappyl7829
    @gappyl7829 4 года назад +116

    3:27 is when mom makes pizza rolls and i hear the microwave go off

    • @j-e-e-p-s
      @j-e-e-p-s 3 года назад

      69 likes

    • @eggaroo3045
      @eggaroo3045 3 года назад

      @@j-e-e-p-s 70

    • @j-e-e-p-s
      @j-e-e-p-s 3 года назад

      @@eggaroo3045 still 69 hah

    • @Lawtoncro
      @Lawtoncro 3 года назад

      @@eggaroo3045 oh no that number means something important

    • @Lawtoncro
      @Lawtoncro 3 года назад

      It mean something bad

  • @demonboi4601
    @demonboi4601 4 года назад +207

    Welp this is Albert in quarantine, the best gamer yet.

    • @Samesabr
      @Samesabr 4 года назад +4

      Demon Boi true,true

    • @gabi-pj9sp
      @gabi-pj9sp 4 года назад +6

      Zeyad Mused thank you for saying what is on all of our minds but don’t have the balls to say it. you are a hero to this country.

    • @gabi-pj9sp
      @gabi-pj9sp 4 года назад +2

      Zeyad Mused no problem soldier.

    • @quit9798
      @quit9798 4 года назад +1

      Pink leaf playing tower of heck and even seeing this comment: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @Italianball69420
      @Italianball69420 4 года назад +1

      Ur right

  • @jakeforgacha6980
    @jakeforgacha6980 4 года назад +122

    Albert: "James ugly"
    *James in the comments crying*
    ALbert: "I have done a great deed"

  • @N3DIA
    @N3DIA 3 года назад +12

    4:25
    He was gonna say
    Yes Dodgers

  • @dapperdahlia
    @dapperdahlia 4 года назад +147

    "I'm not just rich, I'm Coco rich!" *shut up and marry me*

  • @galaxygames1795
    @galaxygames1795 4 года назад +106

    Flamingo: Stabs foam head a ton
    Me: gets anxiety because i think he's gonna stab himself

    • @lettucelettucelettuce
      @lettucelettucelettuce 4 года назад +5

      Yeah I also too almost get a full on Panic attack over a grown man stabbing a foam head

    • @Jessie-we9zt
      @Jessie-we9zt 4 года назад +3

      I think that every time sadly... :(

    • @grandmuthur
      @grandmuthur 4 года назад

      *hahaha funny joke, I’m a sociopath*

    • @lettucelettucelettuce
      @lettucelettucelettuce 4 года назад +2

      no so a 22 year old man committing suicide is now funny to people, tf is wrong with people

    • @person8594
      @person8594 4 года назад

      I don’t think someone would kill themselves by a wound in the hand, unless he bled out witch isnt really common to happen in the hand. Hope this helps to ensure he won’t be too hurt if he did accidentally stab himself!

  • @tv4lk623
    @tv4lk623 4 года назад +89

    Online daters: Exist
    Albert: im bouta ruin this mans whole career

    • @fwip2336
      @fwip2336 4 года назад +2

      Albert: I’m about to ruin this man/lady’s whole relationship

    • @ianplace9977
      @ianplace9977 4 года назад

      Phizzy I’m rich

    • @emerson3669
      @emerson3669 4 года назад

      Ian Place I’m rich

    • @ianplace9977
      @ianplace9977 4 года назад

      K A T :] no I’m rich

    • @lizabirch2107
      @lizabirch2107 4 года назад

      Online daters: *exist*
      Me: OH YOUR GONNA REGRET ONLINE DATING IN ALBERTS SERVER >=D

  • @ilgatbxxpaulina
    @ilgatbxxpaulina Год назад +1

    I remember as a kid, I would rp as a baby. I didn't know how to spell so every 2 minutes, I would ask my mom how to spell a word
    I have NO idea how she thought that they're might be a 40 year old man pretending to be a mom, but I was fine :)

  • @nathaniel04
    @nathaniel04 4 года назад +106

    Boy: “do you would a kids”
    Girl: “Omg you’re not like other boys 🥰”

    • @deadchannel6454
      @deadchannel6454 4 года назад +3

      Sabre Scene stop commenting to much pls

    • @johnpaulo6144
      @johnpaulo6144 4 года назад +1

      Kd

    • @Cowcat_roblox
      @Cowcat_roblox 4 года назад +2

      🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @Cowcat_roblox
      @Cowcat_roblox 4 года назад +2

      Sabre Scene eat my vomit NOW!!!!!!

    • @Sami47222
      @Sami47222 4 года назад +1

      @@Cowcat_roblox *._.*

  • @zacharymorin2175
    @zacharymorin2175 4 года назад +118

    Dad having the talk with his kids: “And that’s how you do you would a kids..”
    Happy Fathers Day!!!

    • @cerealandsoupz
      @cerealandsoupz 4 года назад +2

      Zachary Morin happy Father’s Day too u to!

    • @oliverzwatermelongum
      @oliverzwatermelongum 4 года назад

      my dad's at mexico

    • @what.380
      @what.380 4 года назад +3

      I said happy Father’s Day to my dad yesterday! I don’t want to reveal his country

    • @what.380
      @what.380 4 года назад +1

      Sounds like China to me lol

    • @softiieeemilky4373
      @softiieeemilky4373 4 года назад +1

      Oh. Oo

  • @emilyalison5645
    @emilyalison5645 4 года назад +131

    James is the wisest man alive
    “Know go with your mom she stol you”
    “K”
    “I’m #### ### and kids”

  • @kashmello
    @kashmello 6 месяцев назад

    “Give me one reason not to kill you.”
    “no”
    “ok”
    The duality of man.

  • @itzmejose29
    @itzmejose29 4 года назад +254

    Albert should trap a family in a room that they can’t escape and give himself a gun and make them try to convince you who should die only one can die too

    • @Chino.12oo
      @Chino.12oo 4 года назад +2

      YESSSS

    • @wilb__
      @wilb__ 4 года назад +1

      I read himself as herself..
      Now I've lost my will to live

    • @JMMS1952
      @JMMS1952 4 года назад +1

      Ok...?

    • @gtaberrycool
      @gtaberrycool 4 года назад +1

      what?

    • @graytronn4520
      @graytronn4520 4 года назад +4

      Itzmejose29 their is like a criminal minds ep on something like that lol

  • @atlantykgacha8399
    @atlantykgacha8399 4 года назад +120

    “The best dad”
    “You look like Donald Trump”
    *he speaks the language of the gods*

  • @okaybro6727
    @okaybro6727 3 года назад +1

    Dude i love this videos, im dying watching this i wish this has more it always makes me laugh so hard

  • @SabrinaGonzalezz
    @SabrinaGonzalezz 4 года назад +352

    Albert:hey I said turn around the girl: *turn's around* albert: *laughing*

    • @Coolyes379
      @Coolyes379 4 года назад +13

      *I need a brack*

    • @Ya_Boy_Heavenly
      @Ya_Boy_Heavenly 4 года назад +8

      @@Coolyes379 sam

    • @shareinamcclinton6903
      @shareinamcclinton6903 4 года назад +8

      I need a brack I can't spend my hold life

    • @Coolyes379
      @Coolyes379 4 года назад +5

      @@shareinamcclinton6903 no brack for you NOOB

    • @swlyfz
      @swlyfz 4 года назад

      Nick video how about you make 2000 Newk's

  • @juanitacarrillo3885
    @juanitacarrillo3885 4 года назад +106

    Anthony: Imagine being in the same sever as Albert.
    Edit by Anthony: How did this get 70 (or more) likes?

  • @kikireads4449
    @kikireads4449 4 года назад +65

    He talks like a game show host when reading what people are saying

  • @user-ry4on7jx5y
    @user-ry4on7jx5y 3 года назад +1

    You're going to give some kid PTSD one day XD

  • @saucyvehicle7152
    @saucyvehicle7152 4 года назад +55

    When he said" Do you would a kids?"
    *i felt that*

  • @wyattajc3864
    @wyattajc3864 4 года назад +140

    “What a perfect couple... and twins”
    WE ARE LIVING IN A ROBLOX ALABAMA

  • @p6rksodaa
    @p6rksodaa 4 года назад +58

    3:21 * Emo boy by ayesha erotica starts playing *

  • @bobotapologo900
    @bobotapologo900 2 года назад

    Nice video I subscribe 👍

  • @ButteredToast
    @ButteredToast 4 года назад +150

    “h”
    *Top 10 most beautiful anime quotes*

  • @SadatEverything
    @SadatEverything 4 года назад +44

    "Noobs were so much better back then"
    -Flamingo

  • @maxhowson263
    @maxhowson263 4 года назад +61

    *me on a date*
    the girl: so what do you do-
    me: *do you would a kids?*

    • @bigmeatyclaws28
      @bigmeatyclaws28 4 года назад +3

      it gets all the babes

    • @NAME-ih2qg
      @NAME-ih2qg 4 года назад +2

      lol

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 года назад +2

      As a girl, if someone said that to me, I would admire them for the forwardness and probably just start clapping

    • @redriot9416
      @redriot9416 4 года назад +1

      *internal screaming* clapping how...

    • @jellyrose2797
      @jellyrose2797 4 года назад

      That one weird Pansexual ooo gawd-

  • @TomieNightFever
    @TomieNightFever 3 года назад +3

    The legend says the little emo boy still hops around these servers saying "Do you would a kids"

  • @vongcohuong
    @vongcohuong 4 года назад +83

    Ugly noobs: *loves baby*
    Baby: *loves parent*
    Flamingo: *NUKE*

    • @Gurtlet
      @Gurtlet 4 года назад

      @Hanna Kiisler I didn't understand anything that you said.

    • @josephwashington5994
      @josephwashington5994 4 года назад

      @Hanna Kiisler this is a meme channel no one's nice

    • @garrettjohnson3093
      @garrettjohnson3093 4 года назад

      Noobs are new people to whatever the game is 🤦

    • @devindwyer4645
      @devindwyer4645 4 года назад

      Hanna Kiisler smart ass

    • @devindwyer4645
      @devindwyer4645 4 года назад

      Hanna Kiisler shut up

  • @e.8625
    @e.8625 4 года назад +97

    3:46
    “dO yOU wOUld A KiDS”
    -that one emo boy...

  • @diorsxf
    @diorsxf 4 года назад +60

    “You’re going to throw the kids away”
    not efficient enough

  • @Lunar_moonlight07
    @Lunar_moonlight07 20 дней назад

    9:58 "We caught you red handed XD"
    -Albert 2020

  • @Kamila_Kamila
    @Kamila_Kamila 4 года назад +74

    alternative title: 23 year old man plays with children’s feelings on the internet

    • @nimcojama5029
      @nimcojama5029 4 года назад

      YASSSSS

    • @calebkeith4894
      @calebkeith4894 4 года назад

      So true

    • @sarajanda8648
      @sarajanda8648 4 года назад +3

      Alternative alternative title: 23 year old man ruins game for children on multipurpose gaming system

    • @late3262
      @late3262 4 года назад

      1 reply but it has 3 actually/????/

    • @ghxstify206
      @ghxstify206 4 года назад

      D.A JAR 5

  • @ramsesjsv
    @ramsesjsv 4 года назад +57

    Him: *talks about death and every bad thing in humanity*
    Also Albert: **hel* *is bad*

  • @kingofdairyqueen5044
    @kingofdairyqueen5044 4 года назад +41

    "Do you would a kids?"
    JustinaLay 2020

  • @TheEmptyHanded
    @TheEmptyHanded 2 года назад +1

    Bruh I actually want to see Albert use more of the exorcist face in admin videos because it's funny rather than scary now thanks to this man

  • @slippy8000
    @slippy8000 4 года назад +47

    Idea: Make a haunted house where they keep having to go forward, and then at the end you kill them with Fallen Angel or Goner or something