I used Roblox admin to be Santa... but gifted people death

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024
  • HI. PLUSHIES OUT 12/29 flamingo.youtoo...
    play bloxtopia: www.roblox.com...
    Today I play Bloxtopia, a new game that gave me admin commands so I used it to cause some chaos as mr. santa claus! Watch as I do not give gifts to people

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @cala3406
    @cala3406 3 года назад +2989

    Idea: Be Santa again but do a raid with “elves”

  • @valentines535
    @valentines535 3 года назад +3451

    I love how his name was “Satan” for a bit of the video 😃

  • @glowrld399
    @glowrld399 3 года назад +609

    Girl: "Santa is trash"
    Albert: "you better not run you better not hide"

    • @CosmicV_
      @CosmicV_ 3 года назад +11

      Albert is coming to kill her

    • @EyesRare
      @EyesRare 3 года назад +63

      You better not run, you better not hide, santa's coming to snap your spine! :D

    • @ggd4218
      @ggd4218 3 года назад +6

      @@EyesRare LMFAO

    • @JustPineapple
      @JustPineapple 3 года назад

      Nice

    • @littlemissfinch
      @littlemissfinch 3 года назад +6

      Albert hit 8 mil I swear I’m not a bot I just wanna celebrate

  • @LovesickF4wn
    @LovesickF4wn 2 года назад +65

    "That was very sweet of us" I love how Albert doesn't refer to him as himself, he refers as "Us" when on camera, to include the viewers. I don't know, I just find that kinda wholesome.

  • @tninja5489
    @tninja5489 3 года назад +593

    The kids: Give me toys
    Flamingo: Well I can afford death

    • @doggo97797
      @doggo97797 3 года назад +3

      Hellp

    • @worldcars2412
      @worldcars2412 3 года назад +3

      *AUTO CARS is my inspiration!!! My mom promised me if I reach 2k she will buy me a professional editing equipment, PLZ HELP ME GUY.... I am begging u.*

    • @ggd4218
      @ggd4218 3 года назад +8

      @@worldcars2412 no

    • @Deletainiaa
      @Deletainiaa 3 года назад +7

      @@worldcars2412 No❤️

    • @universe4255
      @universe4255 3 года назад +5

      @@worldcars2412 no, bot

  • @billwalderman770
    @billwalderman770 3 года назад +548

    Flamingo without admin: THIS IS THE WORST GAME IVE EVER PLAYED
    Flamingo with admin: *Giggles cutely while torturing people*

  • @unknown_washere
    @unknown_washere 3 года назад +617

    Person: “Santa’s evil!”
    Albert: “How could you say that about me?”
    His role play name: *Satan*

    • @joeltj7367
      @joeltj7367 3 года назад +11

      Ya and I was like wait did I see wrong

    • @A_R_K_H_A_M
      @A_R_K_H_A_M 3 года назад +4

      Unscramble the words it's sent a XD

    • @A_R_K_H_A_M
      @A_R_K_H_A_M 3 года назад +4

      Santa 🎅🎅🎅

    • @antiito2383
      @antiito2383 3 года назад +5

      Santan

    • @bvoz.7778
      @bvoz.7778 3 года назад +11

      Hey Albert I Hope You See This, So I Have An Idea
      Idea:
      So Make A Rusty And Disturbing Old Nuke Shelter In “Life In Paradise” And Force The Peoples In There With Alarms And All Scary Things Like Alert Them And Just Launch A Nuke When They’re All In There But Before The Nuke Launched Just :God All Of Em So They Don’t Die Then :Ungod All Of Them After It Its Kinda Normal So We Can Kill Em Just Say To Them “We Need To Stay In Here Until The Radiation Is Not Spread Aoround The City Anymore” And Say “I Think We Don’t Have Enough Food Cans In Here And Maybe Some Of Them Are Poisoned Tell” *King Bob* Make A Can Of Worms And A Can Of Normal Foods After That Feed Some Of Em A Normal Food And Just Give The Other People Can Of Worms Force Them To Eat It Then Just Kill Them One By One And Just Act Shocked And Just Scare All Of Them After The People That Ate The Worms All Dead Then Become A Demon Lock The Shelter Door So They Can’t Get Out Then Become A Demon Then Just K-*KILL*... Them After Doing That Then Just Shutdown The Server Then Just Left The Reason *DIE* :D
      Plz Like So Albert Can See!
      (Note: Sorry KingBob)

  • @nmauer22582
    @nmauer22582 Год назад +156

    lets appreciate how the older people are more jolly and the 3 year olds are the ones saying santa sucks.

  • @alpcro
    @alpcro 3 года назад +457

    Girl: “I hate santa”
    “Well, guess your on the naughty list with the rest. Lets see a reasonable punishment. Hmmmmm... death?”

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker 3 года назад +2

      Hilarious

    • @saltyinc.2762
      @saltyinc.2762 3 года назад +5

      So Santa kills you when you have an opinion.

    • @ririadriza189
      @ririadriza189 3 года назад +6

      @@saltyinc.2762 yes

    • @vickienolan3895
      @vickienolan3895 3 года назад +1

      Whats your 10-20 sparkles?
      Random dumb guy:uuuuuh 2085 year old stealth bomber
      Other dude:what

    • @exaulorae28
      @exaulorae28 3 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @mr13anana41
    @mr13anana41 3 года назад +258

    Therapist: American Santa doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you
    American Santa:

  • @deleted18897
    @deleted18897 3 года назад +312

    Can we just appreciate that Albert hasn’t had to slam his mic in a while

    • @randommawdedededee5981
      @randommawdedededee5981 3 года назад +17

      Only og remembered that

    • @MsLuanak
      @MsLuanak 3 года назад +8

      YOUR GONNA JINX IT

    • @pedslapchat
      @pedslapchat 3 года назад +3

      yea

    • @worldcars2412
      @worldcars2412 3 года назад +2

      *AUTO CARS is my inspiration!!! My mom promised me if I reach 2k she will buy me a professional editing equipment, PLZ HELP ME GUY.... I am begging u.*

    • @ettesac1001
      @ettesac1001 3 года назад +3

      @@pedslapchat Oh no a gremlin...

  • @ambush8927
    @ambush8927 3 года назад +560

    I Just Love How His Name Says “Satan” Instead Of Santa XD

    • @derivedfromdepravity
      @derivedfromdepravity 3 года назад +7

      @itsnotCreator Aa!

    • @theoxx6060
      @theoxx6060 3 года назад +4

      Mmmhm

    • @iiminders
      @iiminders 3 года назад +12

      Because the person who created “santa” was a Satan worshipper.
      He’s under us don’t worry.

    • @iiminders
      @iiminders 3 года назад +17

      Because if you switch letters it spells Into Santa.
      S a t a n
      S a n t a

    • @rebeccaumberger3892
      @rebeccaumberger3892 3 года назад +2

      THE DEMON SATAN

  • @_oldchannel_
    @_oldchannel_ 3 года назад +597

    I got a idea for you: Find somebody being a oder, Then teleport them to their bedroom in their in-game house, then make it like they are dreaming. Do this to another oder, then teleport them to the same "dream". Teleport them and become that creepy demon and say something creepy to them like "You are stuck here forever for being a bad human." After saying a creepy thing add some spikes that will kill you behind them. Before you kill them ask them a hard question like "How many subs does flamingo have?" They may not know about you so they may say "i dont know" or give an wrong answer. If they get it wrong slowy drag the spikes over to them. If you dont feel like dragging the spikes kill one person then kill the other person with the spikes. If they try resetting they will spawn right back to their bed like it was some sort of dream. Like so flamingo/albert can see!

    • @Tiramissu415
      @Tiramissu415 3 года назад +7

      E

    • @aigeee
      @aigeee 3 года назад +6

      nice

    • @OrbitalGambit
      @OrbitalGambit 3 года назад +9

      @@Tiramissu415 *E's Bigger Than You* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (exactly 3000 E's)

    • @dance_fgc
      @dance_fgc 3 года назад +3

      @@OrbitalGambit 𝗵𝗮𝗵𝗮, 𝗘’𝘀 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂
      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @suager4502
      @suager4502 3 года назад +13

      @@dance_fgc Nah that's way less than the other guys
      E's bigger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @greenisnotprimary
    @greenisnotprimary 3 года назад +82

    “ *If Santa Can You An Exploding Bike, Don’t Think Santa Doesn’t Have A Gun* “
    -Albert, 2020

  • @stellevi
    @stellevi 3 года назад +109

    “I can’t drive!”
    “That’s because it’s armed with explosives, YOU FOOL!”

    • @chefsurs1
      @chefsurs1 3 года назад +1

      Yeah he said that

    • @mysticmelodic
      @mysticmelodic 3 года назад +1

      @Caitlin COCHRANE yeah one time my dad threw an explosive at a kid for being in the road.

    • @anzu927
      @anzu927 3 года назад

      @Î ÆM ČHŘÎŞŤŒFĖŘ PĔŽƏŤ 92 STFU

    • @KeerstinWeikel.
      @KeerstinWeikel. 3 года назад

      @@chefsurs1 ikr

  • @alyssataylor9976
    @alyssataylor9976 3 года назад +18

    Flamingo: what do you want for Christmas
    Dog: to speak
    Flamingo: you are the first talking dog
    Dog: hello?
    Flamingo: OH GOD IT SPEAKS FREAK NOTHING BUT A FREAK!!!!!
    2:41

  • @crappypattiezz9473
    @crappypattiezz9473 3 года назад +123

    When he said, *“I think we really spread the Christmas joy this year.”*
    It made me burst in laughter 😂

  • @venustroxler1009
    @venustroxler1009 3 года назад +358

    “You want a bike”
    *bike crashes and she dies*
    Btw why do all the cod3robux on 34-33 likes all the same

    • @emerson3669
      @emerson3669 3 года назад +1

      LMAO-

    • @wooolilsharty7835
      @wooolilsharty7835 3 года назад

      @@emerson3669 😹

    • @Ownxer
      @Ownxer 3 года назад +6

      That’s not even what happened in the video. Do you have short term memory loss

    • @jasper3462
      @jasper3462 3 года назад +2

      not pognot pognot pognot pognot pognot pognot pognot pognot pognot pog

    • @DesiShootr
      @DesiShootr 3 года назад +3

      Who else want flamingo to
      troll in animations mocap with admin commands please. Like my comment if you agree, so that flamingo can see.

  • @floridaman46
    @floridaman46 3 года назад +372

    Confirmed: Santa is American, he has a gun.

  • @ppcQi
    @ppcQi 2 года назад +8

    "If Santa can get you an exploding bike, don't think Santa doesn't have a gun." - Albert 2021

  • @snapper912
    @snapper912 3 года назад +386

    I love how he bans hackers. He’s like a moderator for adopt and raise

    • @sahartheoriginal
      @sahartheoriginal 3 года назад +2

      Yes lol

    • @I_Like_Funnel_Cake
      @I_Like_Funnel_Cake 3 года назад +2

      LOL

    • @omar-nx1yw
      @omar-nx1yw 3 года назад +2

      If ur talking about the Billie eye person that’s actually my friend he said he was on an alt and noticed Albert then Albert banned him

    • @omar-nx1yw
      @omar-nx1yw 3 года назад +6

      He wasn’t hacking he just got banned by Albert for saying it’s Albert in the chat

    • @cuteminicrewmate2638
      @cuteminicrewmate2638 3 года назад +1

      @@omar-nx1yw mega oof

  • @B17N
    @B17N 3 года назад +413

    Ah, the greatest gift I could ever have: *Robust*

  • @realneal8623
    @realneal8623 3 года назад +97

    Guy: Holding saxophone
    Albert: Look he pulled out a *trombone*

    • @youtubeyoutube5470
      @youtubeyoutube5470 3 года назад +1

      @Average Tyler ok no

    • @fnb1809
      @fnb1809 3 года назад +1

      @Average Tyler NO

    • @pryt0n180
      @pryt0n180 3 года назад +2

      @Average Tyler Omg its the actual eren hes giving us hates because we are not in the paradis island

    • @tlogrower
      @tlogrower 3 года назад +1

      @Average Tyler ok rude

    • @five5696
      @five5696 3 года назад

      @Average Tyler 1

  • @bellassyoutubee
    @bellassyoutubee 3 года назад +7

    Albert has the ability to have joy to make everyone laugh, we appreciate you Albert.

  • @timebreaker4700
    @timebreaker4700 3 года назад +128

    0:20 it would have been perfect if albert said “and you are ash”.

  • @RAAAAAAAAAHHHH
    @RAAAAAAAAAHHHH 3 года назад +58

    "The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is by making people scream in fear"

    • @irongamer5958
      @irongamer5958 3 года назад +3

      You forgot to gift the limbs to cannibals

    • @ihateshi
      @ihateshi 3 года назад +3

      Under rated af

    • @LexietheFNFFan
      @LexietheFNFFan 3 года назад +1

      Rated C for Creepypasta!

  • @2_ameer168
    @2_ameer168 3 года назад +143

    “Your dead, I am going to throw your body in the trash.”
    The way he said it..

  • @roradotcom
    @roradotcom Год назад +14

    I love how his name was “satan” for a min instead of Santa

  • @skyemontgomery7159
    @skyemontgomery7159 3 года назад +40

    The idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have.
    Like so Albert can see
    Copy and paste this so Albert can see.
    credit: Domenico Florentio

  • @stupidlegoproductions
    @stupidlegoproductions 3 года назад +176

    “Santa, give me some kids.”
    *I don’t like where this is going.*

  • @goblinganger6754
    @goblinganger6754 3 года назад +49

    7:42 says “best quality” as car blows up

  • @N0thvm4nXP
    @N0thvm4nXP 10 месяцев назад +5

    6:39 “TeHeAhEhEhEhEh *weird pig noises*” got me rolling on the floor 💀💀

  • @alottlol
    @alottlol 3 года назад +154

    Full lyrics:
    You better not run
    You better not hide
    You better not cry
    I'm telling ya why
    Santa Claus know your lo-cation
    He has a hit list, he's checking it twice, got to find out who's dying tonight
    Oh Santa Claus knows your lo-cation
    He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good... so be good for your life's sake
    You better not run
    You better not hide
    You better not cry
    I'm telling ya why
    Santa Claus know your lo-cation
    He has a hit list, he's checking it twice, got to find out who's dying tonight
    Oh Santa Claus knows your lo-cation

  • @crl_k
    @crl_k 3 года назад +70

    "If Santa can't give you a bike but doesn't mean he can't have a gun."
    *Pulls out gun on child*

  • @fil600
    @fil600 3 года назад +66

    Flamingo: Stop declining my request
    Everyone: That's how we have it..

  • @airaswxrldxx
    @airaswxrldxx 3 года назад +3

    Albert: "No More Car"
    Josh: "Best quality"

  • @tjvanderwoude5814
    @tjvanderwoude5814 3 года назад +22

    Flamingo: *Blows up car*
    Josh: *Best quality*

    • @burritoman6064
      @burritoman6064 3 года назад

      Bots: allow us to introduce ourself

    • @spiderrZz
      @spiderrZz 3 года назад +1

      @Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 1
      Can you shut up

  • @bethwelrasekuthuma9706
    @bethwelrasekuthuma9706 3 года назад +123

    1:56 his name turned into Satan

  • @FinnWolfhard-y2b
    @FinnWolfhard-y2b Год назад +5

    Him: no more car
    Guy in the back: best quality

  • @Therealphotoking
    @Therealphotoking 3 года назад +78

    Death has put a smile to everyone’s faces.
    - Albert’s gauntlet

  • @lordzilla3876
    @lordzilla3876 3 года назад +31

    Imagine you kept asking Santa if he meant to ask you, then he started strangling you out of pure anger and hatred towards you.

  • @naner69420
    @naner69420 3 года назад +82

    "You better not run"
    "You better not hide"
    his name is also satan
    i'm WEAK

  • @il0vesausagez
    @il0vesausagez 3 года назад +17

    7:21 " Ty santa"

  • @q8811
    @q8811 3 года назад +40

    "child i will give you apple"
    -rich person

  • @Camrit69
    @Camrit69 3 года назад +267

    Man: pulls out a sax flamingo: he just pulled out a trumbone

  • @Natasha20244
    @Natasha20244 2 года назад +6

    The most hilarious part is when he blows up the car and this guy says "best quality"
    7:50 I like this video

  • @lilacdahlias
    @lilacdahlias 3 года назад +66

    Mrs. No Body: **cries**
    Albert: This is really sad.
    Mrs. No Body: **trips**
    Albert: *HAhaha-*

    • @MrGreenBot
      @MrGreenBot 3 года назад

      Ur an Unspeakable fan Me too But I'm not a Gay-cha Life Fan.. (no offense)

    • @hawahashi8589
      @hawahashi8589 3 года назад +1

      @@MrGreenBot u mean Gacha?

    • @Springtrapsekitten
      @Springtrapsekitten 3 года назад +1

      @@MrGreenBot the heck is gay-cha lmao

    • @copy-rightedname
      @copy-rightedname 3 года назад

      @@Springtrapsekitten gay-cha real smooth.

    • @Ren-rc4rm
      @Ren-rc4rm 3 года назад

      @@MrGreenBot what the heck is gay-cha?!!

  • @kyra6703
    @kyra6703 3 года назад +25

    3:51
    "Child I will give you apple"
    Why does this make me think of the video when someone went
    "I wish hmmm... APPLE!"

  • @evexicity
    @evexicity 3 года назад +45

    “Don’t think Santa doesnt have a gun”
    -Flamingo.

    • @ivideo1944
      @ivideo1944 3 года назад

      I watched fatman yesterday lol

    • @A.B.421
      @A.B.421 3 года назад +1

      Why do people still do this stupid outdated thing 😂

    • @evexicity
      @evexicity 3 года назад

      @Henry HowellTDM wait it is?

    • @A.B.421
      @A.B.421 3 года назад

      @lukas ortiz nuñez aight

  • @smallgokudrip752
    @smallgokudrip752 2 года назад +3

    3:23
    Flamingo: pulls out a trombone
    The saxophone: am I a joke to you?

  • @EarthLeaf
    @EarthLeaf 3 года назад +31

    6:22 got me laughing when other santa watching them

  • @dhautobrokers2196
    @dhautobrokers2196 3 года назад +84

    “You better not run you better not cry”
    PLEASE- SBSSKISNSB 😭🤚

    • @chipotlemangamingofficial
      @chipotlemangamingofficial 3 года назад +7

      You better not run, you better not cry. You better not hide, I'm telling you why, Satan is coming to town! Satan is coming to town! SATAN IS COMING, TO TOWN!

    • @wavyyszn9683
      @wavyyszn9683 3 года назад +4

      @Average Tyler no

    • @NariInsho
      @NariInsho 3 года назад +3

      @Average Tyler no

    • @yolymosell688
      @yolymosell688 3 года назад +2

      @Average Tyler Not cool dude kids watch this 😒

    • @fnb1809
      @fnb1809 3 года назад +2

      @Average Tyler No

  • @amberm39
    @amberm39 3 года назад +36

    The way he said "LIER" and "LIE" had me losing oxygen

  • @stellavervoort
    @stellavervoort 10 месяцев назад +5

    I honestly cant think of any other RUclips like Albert.
    "You better not run, you better not hide" -Albert 2020
    1:05

    • @thegarf5677
      @thegarf5677 10 месяцев назад

      LOL. that’s actually kind of crazy. Like… who says that?? Lol.. crazy and funny too… what a world

  • @unknownedleaf
    @unknownedleaf 3 года назад +38

    Albert first time killing people: oooh that didn’t feel too good
    Albert now: HAHAHAHAHA

  • @tsukijanjan1369
    @tsukijanjan1369 3 года назад +18

    Flamingo: * booms car *
    The guy in orange shirt: *BEST QUALITY*

  • @oh8934
    @oh8934 3 года назад +50

    Random girl: “Santa is trash”
    Albert: *So you have chosen death..*

  • @tickingclck8096
    @tickingclck8096 3 года назад +72

    I love how Albert spelled Satan instead of Santa.

    • @ambush8927
      @ambush8927 Год назад

      Copied prob bc I made the same comment and ours is both a year ago but I’m pretty sure mine was longer agoz

    • @mallermart
      @mallermart Год назад +2

      ​@@ambush8927 well this comment is very unoriginal so the person probably thought of it themselves

  • @sonia3994
    @sonia3994 3 года назад +20

    2:42
    Dog:wants to speak
    Flamingo:wish has been granted
    Dog:HeLlO¿
    Also flamingo:OMG ITS A FREAKING DOGGGGG FREAKKKK UR ONLY A FREAKKKKK
    Me:*Laughs on outside but is also dieing inside*
    Me again:*cant breath because of laughter*

  • @bbo7277
    @bbo7277 3 года назад +33

    "Pulls out a Trombone"
    Me an intellectual:It's a trumpet
    (it's a saxophone)

  • @warden9635
    @warden9635 3 года назад +62

    Military Santa: *Packs Grenades, Rockets, and everything nice*

    • @m_ridian
      @m_ridian 3 года назад

      Better comment
      Military Santa, Packs grenades, a knife, and everything nice

    • @leticiamanalili293
      @leticiamanalili293 3 года назад

      Wdym and everything niceyou litteraly told everything nice

    • @worldcars2412
      @worldcars2412 3 года назад

      *AUTO CARS is my inspiration!!! My mom promised me if I reach 2k she will buy me a professional editing equipment, PLZ HELP ME GUY.... I am begging u.*

    • @damdaniel-fo5zd
      @damdaniel-fo5zd 3 года назад

      But the professor accidentally added an extra ingredient

    • @CookiedFoxy
      @CookiedFoxy 3 года назад

      The everythong nice includes headless boneless pizza

  • @tacoman20443
    @tacoman20443 3 года назад +4

    Best way to spread the Christmas cheer “death”

  • @rileyjames605
    @rileyjames605 3 года назад +36

    “You better not run, you better not hide” 😂😂

    • @Dlekdkm
      @Dlekdkm 3 года назад +2

      you better not scream im telling you why!

    • @euanhenr5415
      @euanhenr5415 3 года назад

      @@Dlekdkm xd

  • @moonlightforever
    @moonlightforever 3 года назад +255

    At first I thought the title said “I gifted people robux” and I was like... that doesn’t sound right. Then I realised 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @so13phia
      @so13phia 3 года назад +20

      That isn't even close- keep pretending

    • @idanms2377
      @idanms2377 3 года назад

      oof

    • @Dutch8289
      @Dutch8289 3 года назад +11

      Stop commenting and trying to keep subs,you think you are funny but you aren’t it’s just that Kids when they see that verified mark they have to like but you aren’t even funny even a deformed cockroach can make better jokes

    • @Dutch8289
      @Dutch8289 3 года назад +2

      @@so13phia ikr

    • @pockiiboba494
      @pockiiboba494 3 года назад

      @@so13phia wdym?

  • @thatsnotjade
    @thatsnotjade Год назад

    flamingo and coryxkenshin have to be the funniest, best, and family friendly-ISH gaming youtubers ever, prove me wrong

  • @SolBlade4035
    @SolBlade4035 3 года назад +73

    Albert: “Pulls out a trombone”
    Me who plays the saxophone: I’ve been living a lie...

    • @daking4eve
      @daking4eve 3 года назад +2

      @kcehsropyH oh crap lmao

    • @haybowl
      @haybowl 3 года назад +1

      A metamorphical scheme

    • @cne1976
      @cne1976 3 года назад

      @kcehsropyH nice

    • @captainfrenchfrymw5852
      @captainfrenchfrymw5852 3 года назад

      Detective undercover brotherhood

    • @LL-sy9hp
      @LL-sy9hp 3 года назад

      @Hyporsheck LOL WHAT- edit: i was screaming today so maybe....

  • @tracehartline3572
    @tracehartline3572 3 года назад +54

    albert: yess the saxophone is a trombone
    me who plays the saxophone: facepalm

  • @corrupted8216
    @corrupted8216 3 года назад +48

    can we just appreciate how consentient albert is with uploads

    • @lunarid9324
      @lunarid9324 3 года назад +1

      let’s take a moment of silence to appreciate it.

    • @_gorillazfreakinc._2
      @_gorillazfreakinc._2 2 года назад +2

      Y'all say that as if it's a gift or a talent

  • @Doughczssie
    @Doughczssie 3 года назад +5

    1:14 roblox player: why is there a gun? Albert: what gun? *turns camra to gun*

  • @kamation3786
    @kamation3786 3 года назад +42

    2:52 I Kept Laughing At This Part XD

  • @mistblx
    @mistblx 3 года назад +16

    “Don’t think Santa doesn’t have a gun”
    ~Alberto 2020

    • @fnb1809
      @fnb1809 3 года назад

      @Average Tyler No stop.

    • @v43p1re9
      @v43p1re9 3 года назад

      TYLER HECKING STOP IT. JUST STOP ITS ANNOYING AND MEAN.

  • @stephanie6961
    @stephanie6961 3 года назад +40

    Litterly nobody:
    The guy at the end: "Best quality"

  • @xiqixiy
    @xiqixiy 3 года назад +2

    AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I ALMOST DIED WHEN HE HAD THE CONVERSATION WITH THE DOG
    Him: what do you want for Christmas?
    The dog: *to speak*
    Him: *YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!,UR THE FIRST TALKING DOG!*
    the dog: Hello
    Him: OH GOD IT TALKS AHH-

  • @lilykeks1065
    @lilykeks1065 3 года назад +12

    When he said ‘ty Santa’ that made my whole Christmas Istg

  • @Justapersonchill
    @Justapersonchill 3 года назад +15

    That one person: "best quality"
    *Albert just explodes the car*

  • @rxsie9431
    @rxsie9431 3 года назад +10

    flamingo, thank you for filling my life with laughter. Your the only youtuber that makes me actually laugh. Thank you good sir.

  • @jap4152
    @jap4152 3 года назад +12

    the girl at 7:03 used to be my roblox friend and her avatar was what i used to wear.
    so what im seeing is that she copied my entire avatar and unfriended me. smh

    • @Aizumi_98
      @Aizumi_98 Год назад +2

      Do you what's her name (ik it's like 1y ago)

  • @clickeggorubad7410
    @clickeggorubad7410 3 года назад +56

    Depressed people: *I wish I got that for Christmas*

  • @vicchan9635
    @vicchan9635 3 года назад +22

    3:20
    "pulls out a trombone"
    *is a saxophone*

  • @eyemoisturizer
    @eyemoisturizer 3 года назад +71

    THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT OF ALL: BEING BEFORE THE BOTS

    • @1F0_x
      @1F0_x 3 года назад +1

      epik

    • @Franklynn9
      @Franklynn9 3 года назад +1

      I hope everyone had a blessed day fr 💥🙏🏿 if you could check me out it would mean a lot to me💥😇

    • @jeaelly
      @jeaelly 3 года назад

      y e s

    • @s1mple.br4nch
      @s1mple.br4nch 3 года назад

      Indeed.

    • @A.B.421
      @A.B.421 3 года назад

      I GOT HERE BEFIRE THE BOTS TOO

  • @imaduck7310
    @imaduck7310 2 года назад +2

    "How does the Santa song go?"
    " 'You better not run you better not hide' ? 'Better not-' that's definitely not how it goes."

  • @Furge
    @Furge 3 года назад +33

    An idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have.
    Like so Albert can see
    Copy and paste this so Albert can see.
    credit: Domenico Florentio

    • @somedude478
      @somedude478 3 года назад

      NO DON'T LIKE THE COMMENT! HAVE YOU NOT HEARD WHAT HE SAID ABOUT GIVING IDEAS?

    • @dont6439
      @dont6439 3 года назад

      Don't read my PROFILE PICTURe :)

    • @Furge
      @Furge 3 года назад

      @@dont6439 I've seen this before

    • @blackmajick1107
      @blackmajick1107 3 года назад

      @@somedude478 what did he say

  • @brokebunbun
    @brokebunbun 3 года назад +42

    Josh : "Best quality!"
    *Explodes*
    7:41

    • @wgamer85
      @wgamer85 3 года назад

      That was jeff

  • @epicchill7217
    @epicchill7217 3 года назад +17

    Albert: shoots lady
    The other Santa: *has Vietnam flashbacks*

  • @Finley14gt
    @Finley14gt 3 года назад +2

    2:52 i love it how santa runs away from the talking dog

  • @volteh2234
    @volteh2234 3 года назад +78

    7:41 “best quality” *dies in explosion alongside his car*

  • @AquaFellDown
    @AquaFellDown 3 года назад +10

    “He sees you when your sleeping...”
    “He knows when your awake!”
    “He knows when you’ve been bad or good,”
    “so be good to live your life”
    “Oh! You better watch out,”
    “Cuz Santas gotta gun”
    “This is not a pun,”
    *”HE REALLY HAS A GUN-“*

  • @Rin-nb6ft
    @Rin-nb6ft 3 года назад +125

    When he said “brats” my mind just said levi ackerman
    edit: LMAOOOOO THANKS FOR 100+ LIKES THIS IS MY FIRST COMMENT AND IT BLEW UP YALL THANKSS

    • @skyguy4474
      @skyguy4474 3 года назад +2

      im happy that he swore finally

    • @ammuyyyg
      @ammuyyyg 3 года назад +1

      same lol

    • @chrissmith5961
      @chrissmith5961 3 года назад +8

      @@skyguy4474 that’s not a swear....?

    • @anshur100
      @anshur100 3 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @reeryasa5
      @reeryasa5 3 года назад +1

      I just thought about gacha life videos

  • @konsy3140
    @konsy3140 Год назад +73

    Love how his name is satan not santa 😂

  • @fernandomendino4672
    @fernandomendino4672 3 года назад +26

    OMG Flamingo makes me laugh so hard I’ve been a huge fan

    • @trishkapestotnik1203
      @trishkapestotnik1203 3 года назад

      Same, Albert makes me laugh every time I watch him, he's the best.

    • @hbd_h6528
      @hbd_h6528 3 года назад

      Yes, cause spitting and saying, "E". All the time is, 'funny'.

    • @usuuwjwy679
      @usuuwjwy679 3 года назад

      same

  • @twxnkie654
    @twxnkie654 3 года назад +55

    Why is that when Albert says “E“ its satisfying- 💀✋

    • @liaiconic8472
      @liaiconic8472 3 года назад

      Ikr😭🤚

    • @texasmama3084
      @texasmama3084 3 года назад +1

      @@liaiconic8472 their hand is on the wrong side.

    • @texasmama3084
      @texasmama3084 3 года назад

      Same with OP.

    • @liaiconic8472
      @liaiconic8472 3 года назад

      @@texasmama3084 OPS

    • @mattikraus9342
      @mattikraus9342 3 года назад

      Why is that when albert says „E" its satisfying without a its i would be not sounding wierd not that i make you mad XD

  • @xfairygardenx
    @xfairygardenx 3 года назад +22

    “You better not run, you better not hide” IM CRYING

  • @sheilamaealpas2644
    @sheilamaealpas2644 2 года назад +1

    Santa: What do you want for Christmas
    Jake:I want 1M Sonos
    Santa: Sonos?
    Jake: R U B U S T
    Santa: *starts laughing*
    Jake: R U B O X

  • @kxmetkore
    @kxmetkore 3 года назад +5

    “I’m Santa but I gifted people death”
    The best gift of them all!~

  • @bubblekelp4679
    @bubblekelp4679 3 года назад +33

    “Is that a trombone?”
    *angry saxophone noises*

    • @gamerant6477
      @gamerant6477 3 года назад

      Lol. I play saxophone so I started to laugh

    • @lukelodeon7750
      @lukelodeon7750 3 года назад

      @Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 6 I said NO

  • @ankohaa
    @ankohaa 3 года назад +6

    Christmas really isn’t Christmas without Albert Gifting people the best gift, death.

  • @jennamarshall4751
    @jennamarshall4751 Год назад +2

    💙Santa:(what do you want for Crismas?)💙
    💜Dog(*I wanna speak*ArFf*)💜
    💙Santa (your wish has been granted,you the first talking dog!)💙
    💜Dog (Hello?)💜
    💙Santa (OH GOD IT SPEAKS! FREAK FREAK FREAK!!!!!)💙

  • @cat-nl4sv
    @cat-nl4sv 3 года назад +32

    The idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have.
    Like so Albert can see
    Copy and paste this so Albert can see.
    credit: Domenico Florentio and this is not a bot im just copy and pasting because its a good idea

    • @RinRinRinning
      @RinRinRinning 3 года назад

      How do I copy and paste ;w;

    • @demon_playzl402
      @demon_playzl402 3 года назад

      @@RinRinRinning I have no idea bc I'm dumbbbbbbb~

  • @baylee7070
    @baylee7070 3 года назад +117

    *so she isn’t “Mrs nobody” she’s a “Mrs NO LEGS “

  • @Kevin-mz2zg
    @Kevin-mz2zg 3 года назад +66

    0:42 I CANT STOP LAUGHING