exactly. THIS is true equality. he leaves not one soul out of the suffering, and i personally think that what he does for this world is wonderful. everyone gets roblox trauma and harassment, no matter what
I love how flamingo doesn't have to say "YO WHATS UP GUYS .. BACK AT IT WITH THE VID ITS GONNA BE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EPIC AND MAKE SURE U HIT THE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BUTTON" he just gets straight into the vid with no cringe
Tip: If you want to preserve a house when it is collapsing, so that they can always watch what was and what could have been, anchor the house again. It will still be collapsed, but it won't collapse further. This also works on people and virtually anything.
T-28 Russian Tank I for some reason just thought of that one vine “Aww... I love (I forgot her name so let’s say Becky)!” “You hate Becky....” *“YEAH NO SH*T, HONEY.”*
Idea: Become an ugly animal and if someone doesn't adopt you, turn them into an ugly animal. Edit: My inbox is flooding lol and I didn't think people would acutally like my idea thanks guys!
If they don’t, then them into it and then give them endless pain and suffering, leading them to committing suicide in real life just to avoid the terrible pain.
"Being a baby will not prevent me from shooting you" *New quote of the year* [10/29/2020] Edit number one: wow honestly was not expecting this many likes, Thanks!
I love how Albert doesn’t have an intro that takes like 10 minutes of the video, and makes the video seem longer. How he just gets straight to the point of the video right away. AND that he has good content too
Flamingo: **doesn't like loud obnoxious yt intros** Also flamingo: "I might become like that if it helps the video" Me: you've become the very thing you swore to destroy
Hey Albert i just wanted to say thank you so much for always making me feel better whenever i am down my boyfriend just broke up with me and i wanted to kms but as soon as i put on one of your videos I felt so much better and forgot about it and decided that kms wasnt the best idea. So thank you so much for that and thank you for making my childhood so much better and it helped me become i funnier person. Keep doing what your doing albert!
*Albert pressed against the glass window of some strangers house:* “Help, there’s a shooter out here” *Person:* lets him in *Albert taking a gun out of his back pocket:* “Uh oh, now there’s a shooter in here”
Robert's got a quick hand He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan He's got a rolled cigarette Hanging out his mouth he's a cowboy kid Yeah found a six shooter gun In his dad's closet, oh in a box of fun things I don't even know what But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
Well Koneko does leave a disclaimer saying that it's a joke, and that he'll turn into president Obama. He's clearly joking when he says "like the video"
beachbeach love i remember some girl that albert tried to troll with admin, instead of leaving she reversed his commands by weird glitches and killed albert idk how
Idea: dress as a noob and say “I had admin and roux” (with bad grammar and spelling) and then when people laugh at you bring out your actual admin and kick them from game or shoot them
albert: “why does he keep going into the water” me: “As a person who used to online d8 with no robux... we all used to go into the water and change our avatar so no one knows that i dont have robux
Albert after launching 20 nukes at each person in a server: *pure joy* Albert after somebody accidentally pointed a gun at him for 0.000001 seconds: *angry pig noises*
I like big homes Itty bitty homes Missisipi homes In the city homes I like clean homes Get your nails done, Let it blow dry I like pretty homes With a bowtie I don’t discriminate Come and get a home No. Combinations of all the replys anf the first comment-
If you're in a bad situation,don't say those things about yourself,doubting yourself and insulting yourself just makes the situation worse,we are all beautiful,in our own way,never forget that.
![Twenty One Pilots - “The Line” (from Arcane Season 2) [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/E2Rj2gQAyPA/mqdefault.jpg)
Flamingo in every admin video:
"They don't know i have a gun in my inventory"
first >w
MOM IS FAT
Kevin Breemans 2 uhhhhhhhhhghgygyyyggyggyggyggtfg
*Chicken.Cereal.exe. Has Stopped Working*
Kevin Breemans i will bot
€_€
I love how flamingo just gets to the point in the beginning of his videos
And that is quality content
Same
Yes
almost every vid
And he never talks about liking or subscribing to the channel
Noob: "u ugly"
Albert: *Pulls out revolver*
Noob: "ok nevermnid yu cool"
Lol 😂
people when i spawn in mm2 and then im rlly good at the game evn doe i got bad weapons-
Lamo😝😝😝😝😝😝😂🤣
@@lizzieblues2301 that has nothing to do with Albert and a revolver lmfaooo
@@KS-xb8ht no swearing child
The fact that Albert loves to make people suffer no matter how old or young, is truly beautiful.
ikr
Beauty of life
@@Rosy_Maple_Moth_Cherry Indeed
D1 glazing
exactly. THIS is true equality. he leaves not one soul out of the suffering, and i personally think that what he does for this world is wonderful. everyone gets roblox trauma and harassment, no matter what
“You ever thought you were the problem?”
I really felt that
same....
Same here.... :(
Same here.....
Same.....
i think albert was joking and albert was assuming it was just in game.
Alternative title: A Man Terrorizes Kids In A Lego Game
@@AaronRivera292 Da lego
aaronR.F flips chilll out
Hey aaron chill, it’s just a meme
@@AaronRivera292 Minecraft, roblox, they’re both lego games.
@@nellyMayuku it's a joke
"Being a baby will not prevent me from shooting you." Albert, July 23rd, 2020.
Lol
"Being a baby will not prevent me from grilling you". Albert, July 23rd, 2020.
“.Being a online dater and a fan of me,Will not stop me from killing you.” Albert,July 11th, 2021.
Equal rights equal fights.
You got the hole squad laughing 😂
"Just go buy a new house, and buy new legs"
-Albert 2020
Such an inspiring quote made me shed tears
That quote.. It was so inspirational and emotional 😭
He killed me.....
@@Roblox-r9m6pyou dude
@@sir_supod Dude You
Some of alberts titles: “Roblox is so mean to me :(“
Also Albert in a lot of his vids: *Murders innocent 5 year olds*
Yes
Ok
Why is this so true ?😂
That's because it's mean to him for other reasons
“There is no mercy” -The Senate
“...they can outrun my bullets”
*pumped up kicks starts playing*
Lol xD
@@alkid2204 yea gacha is garbage its gay
OOF Wagon agreed
@@yoceluila no its not just because u dont like it doesnt mean u have to be rude
Alex Brett's atleast 7billion people hate gacha lol
"Its so annoying whenever someone thinks they can run away from my bullets"
*That just sounds like Pumped up Kicks but with more steps!*
Lmfao
* dancing triangle intensifies *
Faster than my bullet
All the other kids better stop running
@topcommentgod
I love how flamingo doesn't have to say "YO WHATS UP GUYS .. BACK AT IT WITH THE VID ITS GONNA BE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EPIC AND MAKE SURE U HIT THE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BUTTON" he just gets straight into the vid with no cringe
Fr
I love it when Albert makes fun of people that don’t know what grammar is
Paradise in life
@@365daysofjewelry3 ...
@@365daysofjewelry3 what the-
What you say
@DARK RED!!!!!!!! an adopt and raise a baby game i think
Noobs: *”no”*
Albert: _”and I took that personally”_
Lolllll
No
LoIIIII
Ga
Underrated
"Help there is a shooter out here !"
"Now there is a shooter IN here !"
Must sound very scary irl
le roi de thulé there is a shooter inside me
g
yeah
t
G
Tip: If you want to preserve a house when it is collapsing, so that they can always watch what was and what could have been, anchor the house again. It will still be collapsed, but it won't collapse further. This also works on people and virtually anything.
"What would you do if there was a child infront of you?"
Albert: So, I have a gun in my inventory.
@Kevin Breemans 2 you have convinced me to do the notnthe do from the no yes the no should no do it
I subbed to you you're a meme Lord
Tell Flamingo to shut up
I Am KevinB ok
Give some of your children
Flamingo: The scariest thing is home invaders
Acorn head in the back: Can I be part of the home invasion?
@@user-jd2eo4qj5e whoops, I think you did your username wrong
Me who had a home invader yesterday: YEAH NO SH**
@@CatKotGato epic
T-28 Russian Tank
I for some reason just thought of that one vine
“Aww... I love (I forgot her name so let’s say Becky)!”
“You hate Becky....”
*“YEAH NO SH*T, HONEY.”*
E
I like that every time when he ends the vid theres always chaos behind him
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂True right? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂☠️
Ikr
Ik
Wdym
Couldn’t be more true
You disobeyed me
NO NO I AM SORRY
AHHHHHH HH HH H HH HH
Bro this is his first comment and he joined 12 years ago
@@SansGaming-o4d*eyes turn red*❤
@@WaterWubboxAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alternative title: Unstoppable guy has been stopped.
LOL
Poor guy XD
rip unstoppable Man
He is a new man called "thestoppableman"
@@Dark521appl3 lol XD
Elisabeth’s video is now gonna be:
*someone broke in my house and shot my arm off with a gun (NOT CLICKBAIT)*
I have one word lol 😂
Lily Randall shut
Prasanta Ghosh maybe it was
(GONE WRONG) (18+) (NEARLY DIED) (DAD CAME HOME WITH MILK) (GOT BANNED) (MOVED TO DELAWARE) (TURNED 23) (GF REJECTED ME) (SANS CAME OVER)
yes
Idea: Become an ugly animal and if someone doesn't adopt you, turn them into an ugly animal.
Edit: My inbox is flooding lol and I didn't think people would acutally like my idea thanks guys!
Yess flamingo pls do that
Yes
yea do that flamingo
If they don’t, then them into it and then give them endless pain and suffering, leading them to committing suicide in real life just to avoid the terrible pain.
Do it
“Help, theres a shooter out here!”
*comes in*
“Now there’s a shooter IN here.”
SMOOTH.. gonna use that for a book some time
I’m using that for an animated series I’m working on
"u shot me"
"funk you"
"my worker is so far away"
boss: WAIT WHAT U HAVE A WORKER WAT!!!
“He has such a way with words..”
*G*
Its almost like that was the joke
R/woosh
R/woooosh
Lol
I can’t tell which one I should whoosh
Flamingo: **names himself I’m rich**
**flashbacks intensify**
*I’M SO RICH-*
@@michaelwatson9428 shut up
It’s been so long since I have seen my son lost to this monster the CREEPER behind the slaughter
Coco Rich
The Creeper Behind The Slaughter *le gasp*
I made a idea t𝐎 describ℮ th℮ way for large R💲 😏
😙
😚
Bu istifadə sonra mənə sonuncu təşəkkür edə bilərsiniz
i love that flamingo doesnt have intros that take up the entire video
Right!? I hate that ish
yes
youtubers be like
10 minute video
9:59 minute long intro
0:01 second video
he sometimes does
@@salvito3 but its normally less than 2 minutes
"That's kinda how adulthood is, you just grow up hating yourself."
-Albert
Timestamp?
Lily Randall shut up its a scam
@@mxchamii6708 9:55
“The scariest thing in life are home invaders.”
Me: **see’s acorn hair on stairs**
ur name bad
i will call fbi now
Soda Gaming .
I’m_A_Freak UwU lol
:/
I’m_A_Freak UwU your..uh...name...is..
disgusting
"Ill kill you faster than you can drown" Quote from Albert during the paradise life massacre - July 24, 2020
This was made in July 23rd
@@violet9401 timezones
@@smopal6418 i dont think he means that
@@Matt11211 what does he mean then?
@@annoyingtsukasa video was made in july 23 and it took a day to edit and uploaded in july 24
3:26 A GIRL JUST SAID "FUNK YOU"
INNIT LOL
Nobody:
Flamingo: *”He doesn’t know I have a gun in my pocket I can just-“*
RUclips: *He’s so family friendly.*
Y E S
OMG LOOoOL XD I LOVE THE CRINGE So much!
@@pheonixplays7161 cringe?
Coppa*
HeS SoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOOO. Family FrIenDlY
“Who are you?”
“I’m Nora’s mother.”
*proceeds to shoot Nora*
Sounds motherly to me
Great parenting
POTATOS ARENT GAY
@@michelandres7003 HOW DO YOU KNOW
@@michelandres7003 YES THEY ARE
3:33
Love how the girl says “you shot me” “funk you” I’m getting extremeee 9 year old role player vibes from that
Wow funk wow top 10 curse words
ShortMan their**
That’s basically adopt me 8 year olds
ShortMan hahahaha *yes*
Why do lil kids always say this
Rich boy×rich boy jake is the best ship
EXACTLY ✨
this comment is prob a joke but i dont think we should ship people who might be little children 💀
@@ItsJustEBro It is indeed a joke
@ItsJustEBro it's not that serious its literally a joke
@@Bentley-r7x thats why i said it probably was lil bro
Albert: "abuses admin"
Everyone: screams dramatically
*Ban noobs* 🗿
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH acting
Him: poor a___
Flamingo: Knowing what he tryna say, but says "fill in the blank" 😂
Lol
Time stamp?
@@quackguy 30 seconds I think
• Quack • did u just start watching it's at the beginning
I know lol
Some innocent noob: Joins “Life In Paradise”
Albert:
*So you have chosen death.*
death it shall be then
Lol
e
No not even like that albert be like "YOU death."
@@Nocmment what
"I love the Idea of her just scurrying down the street while getting gunned down."
-Albert, July 2020
“no you don’t so no.” 6:56
"Being a baby will not prevent me from shooting you"
*New quote of the year*
[10/29/2020] Edit number one: wow honestly was not expecting this many likes, Thanks!
2020 in a nutshell
A M E R I C A
David De Anda oh yeah
*_Y E E_*
What was the quote befo. Uh oh I messed up the universe cause it did not finish the word before or say didn’t. May not be good.
I don’t know
I love how Albert doesn’t have an intro that takes like 10 minutes of the video, and makes the video seem longer. How he just gets straight to the point of the video right away. AND that he has good content too
Man u is a person that only cares about the outcoming of intro like
@@Jamieb27-27 minor spelling mistakes i win
@@Jamieb27-27 Grammar issues
@@Sharkizen You weren't even involved.
@@Videomaker-pz4xm wait what
mom: why do I here gunshots??
Jenny: leave me alone mom I'm doing a science experiment
k
K
K
Bruhhh
Stop saying k or you will be banned from youtube
3:34 Elisabeth tried her hardest to swear, but it came out as "funk u", How sweet.
The weird girl recording: hey guys back at it with another video , today I have-
Albert: TODAY YOU HAVE NO LIMBS.
*TODAY YOU HAVE NOTHING*
*TODAY YOU'RE GONNA BE AN ORPHAN*
today i have-- SOMEONE IN MY HOUSE WHILE THERE SHOOTING OFF MY LIMBS HELP
Haha
“Its a bird!”
“Its a plane!”
“No, its Alex's house!”
true.
ROAD DA ROLLER DAAAAAA!!
XD
I thought you ment damien lees house
Yes sister
Flamingo: Mad that its laggy
Also Flamingo: Destroys houses with thousands of parts
Yep
Its the same all the time (FLAMINGO will never change his ways)
But that was after he complained
How did you get so many likes in 5 min
E
8:43 bro used cheese to destroy his house
Flamingo: **joins sever**
*And this is when we all lose life privileges*
Is ur profile the welsh flag but diffrent colours?
@@mabolob7966 Bisexual flag with the Welsh Flags dragon
@@Creature_of_sorts_ im welsh
69 likes :lushed:
Flamingo being offline
Everyone else:we can finally be in peace
Flamingo gets online
Everyone else:=/ why did we say that out loud we screwed up
0:49
Parents: THATS ILLEGAL-
RUclips: Oh cmon hes so friendly
Only Karens and Boomers say that.
Hello FAKE Flamingo
@Neo N flamingo print oh my god hoy flamingo
Becuase we don’t post duh
Also you only have 7 haha!
The title should be the description of the whole channel.
Basically every Albert video
or we can apretiate this videos description
@@SomeChez r/woooosh
R
I'm rich
"I'm really unbow"
fire words‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Alternative title:
“Just flamingo going through with his everyday life”
@Kevin Breemans 2 did you hide your subs? Cuz your latest vid has 1k views
@Kevin Breemans 2 nobody cares
Kevin Breemans 2 shut up no one cares about you
Kevin Breemans 2 oh cool
5:27 omg the "Noooo!" its so smooth
It was so cute ˚∧＿∧ + -̳͟͞͞💗
( •‿• )つ -̳͟͞͞ 💗 -̳͟͞͞💗 +
(つ < -̳͟͞͞💗
｜ _つ + -̳͟͞͞💗 -̳͟͞͞💗 ˚
`し´
2:57
This is literally half of the RUclips Community
True
Well said
yep
But it's atleast better than now
A child must be consume
“You ever think ur the problem” 😂
That's dark if you think about it.
@Cloud Racette I’m the embarrassment in my family 99% of the time
...ni
No
@@LazarusSyndrome_. im the E in my family 99% of the time
Flamingo: **doesn't like loud obnoxious yt intros**
Also flamingo: "I might become like that if it helps the video"
Me: you've become the very thing you swore to destroy
L O L
Lo
@Kevin Breemans 2 ok
Mhmm
Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars. Star Wars Star Wars
Because of Albert, I now say “Get noobed” I love that iconic quote
My home screen is a picture of Albert on a ladder and it says get noob 😂
Same, I always say "Big E" and "get noob" and "ROBUX" and also "I has big ROBUX"
Me too lol
Ellie Bruder I say commit noob lol
Same whenever me and my friend compete on eachother whenever i win is say...”GET NOOBED SISTER”
Hey Albert i just wanted to say thank you so much for always making me feel better whenever i am down my boyfriend just broke up with me and i wanted to kms but as soon as i put on one of your videos I felt so much better and forgot about it and decided that kms wasnt the best idea. So thank you so much for that and thank you for making my childhood so much better and it helped me become i funnier person. Keep doing what your doing albert!
i'm sorry that happened to you, if you ever wanna talk about it, i'm here :)
@Wirldly BRO THESE COMMENTS ARE SO WHOLESOME 😭✋️ I'M SO SUPRISED THAT SOMEONE HASN'T WENT "womp womp" yet. I respect you random person on the internet
@@cherry-sg8rlWOMP WOMP
"poverty rules rich drools"
~Albert
wise words only spoken by a wise man
👌
Eat the rich
Feed the poor
honestly he hasnt said something smarter in years
*Albert pressed against the glass window of some strangers house:* “Help, there’s a shooter out here”
*Person:* lets him in
*Albert taking a gun out of his back pocket:* “Uh oh, now there’s a shooter in here”
Pee
Robert's got a quick hand
He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan
He's got a rolled cigarette
Hanging out his mouth he's a cowboy kid
Yeah found a six shooter gun
In his dad's closet, oh in a box of fun things
I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
also:f youthat girl said f you without geting tags
Daniel thegamer, they said funk
@@cateater999 ooh thanksi dint noticec
_"Such way with his words!"_
*G*
ANDRElNAS *_g_*
KinseyDoesArtz h
wait what is the next letter
*G*
ANDRElNAS when I was read this comment Albert said “G”
Everyone in Roleplay games:
“ABC FOR BABY”
“Is the no so what for”
“Hacker”
“Is you the annoying yes”
“Stop”
*leaves game*
When someone swears on roblox:
Flamingo:*tries to make it kid friendly*
Lol
“HECK”
lovely.
*uh oh bad word*
BarnTheDarnsaur whoops 😳
What I hate about him now. I liked when he used to swear. But it didn’t get him nearly as many 12 year old girls to watch his videos.
7:57 idk why but it reminds me of anime like a character hits something so hard everything behind it also breaks lol
attack of titans
Any anime i don’t really watch anime
One punch man?
8:45
Kid: U no nice
Flamingo: *throw her off the planet*
Sounds like something flamingo would do
3:26 “there’s a shooter out here!” “now 5eres a shooter IN here” biggest plot twist of the year 😮
"Its a bird!"
"Its a plane!"
"No its rich boy jake!"
Gacha Ami ;0 11 minutes ago?
NO İTS FALLING HOUSE
wow so inspirational :O
Albert: I hate people who say: “LIKE THE VIDEO”
Konekko kitten: ...
Btw I didn’t copy griff Macdonald’s comment. There is clear proof I didnt
he be quacking
69 likes haha funny
Well Koneko does leave a disclaimer saying that it's a joke, and that he'll turn into president Obama. He's clearly joking when he says "like the video"
@griff macdonald he said it before you copier
Are you shreks brother?
“I feel that just what adulthood is-
Growing up, and just hating yourself.”
-wise words from Albert.
Alivia Hass shut up
Happend to me, im not even an adult uet
@@jair1191 no u
24K R$ y𝐎u wish? i hav℮ mad℮ a idea 😏
😎
👌
ಇದು ಯಾರೂ ನಿರ್ಲಕ್ಷ್ಯ ಎಂದು ಸೂಪರ್ ಹಂಚಿಕೆಯಾಗಿರಬಹುದು
"The scariest thing in life, are home invaders." Is very true.
redkingunstoppable: I fear no man. But that thing
Albert
That scares me.
It was it scares me but good meme anyways
But I’ve yet to meet someone who can outsmart *leaving the server.*
@@beachsunsets8254 LOL
beachbeach love i remember some girl that albert tried to troll with admin, instead of leaving she reversed his commands by weird glitches and killed albert idk how
♡♡♡♡♡ ب
"I'm real unbow"
Top 10 rappers eminem was afraid to dis.
Eww furry
Albert’s Mom: HE’S SAYING HIS FIRST WORDS
Albert’s Dad: WHAT IS IT?!?”
Albert: *e*
Them: :/
XD
@Goofy It's a scam - they don't respond :I
@Goofy It doesn't make sense replying to a bot either.
@Lily Randall sorry I dont speak noodles
0:34 The quiet kid when he's getting bullied:
Idea: dress as a noob and say “I had admin and roux” (with bad grammar and spelling) and then when people laugh at you bring out your actual admin and kick them from game or shoot them
“mE as Adman an roux
*helo me has an me addminimun pand beg robuxsk*
Yesssss
Me adnin and gat rabax
@@slkanimation rabax is how u spell it
Albert: "joins role play game"
Normal user: "try's to have fun in the game"
Albert with admin: you have lost your life privileges peasent
Th℮ trick t𝐎 g℮t 17K R$ i upl𝐎aded it 😊
👑
👌
'S e roinn super nach urrainn duine dearmad
@hamburger Lord have lost
*peasant
@hamburger Lord yes
albert: “why does he keep going into the water”
me: “As a person who used to online d8 with no robux... we all used to go into the water and change our avatar so no one knows that i dont have robux
Albert: STOP ONLINE DATING STOP ONLINE DATING STOP ONLIN DATING
Forgot the end quote *B U S T E R*
YAssss
00f._dogo YASSSSS
Wihege
2:54 This could explain why Albert never really does intros in his videos.
RUclipsrs: *Swears*
RUclips: *DEMONITIZED*
Albert: *Tortures innocent people every upload*
RUclips: *:D*
Felipe ur profile pic is bootiful:DDDD
@@d4edz aye thanks bro
Teehee
Lol
@@gryf328 Felipe:)
Albert after launching 20 nukes at each person in a server: *pure joy*
Albert after somebody accidentally pointed a gun at him for 0.000001 seconds: *angry pig noises*
Albert doesn’t post in 2 days:
Me and my little brother: *now this is an avengers level threat*
I
Thought he was dead
@@lolgetscrewedsnipesrindoxf9130 he ur dad wow
I genuinely didn't notice or care
How do u have 30 k subs????!!
Me seeing someone using an old meme: now this is an avengers level threat
Me before watching Flamingo: *Feeling depressed*
Me after watching Flamingo: *: )*
*Chillin*
Still chill : )
: )
: ) IS *D E A D*
Flamingo:
The certified therapist
“Being a baby will not prevent me from shooting you”
Fax
Albert *staby staby* /(ò w ó)|
{ | knifey
{|
\ ( × ø × )/
@Leon Strachan
Wow, good job on effort
(\_/)
(•w•)
/ \
Is what I said moments before I shot up my local nursery
Adamantcash YT I read it before that happened xD
9:21 _"i like big homes!"_
🎵Itty bitty homes.🎶
Mississippi home
In the city homes
I like the pretty homes
with a bowtie
get your nails did,
let it blow dry
I like big homes
I like clean homes
I don't discriminate
come and get a home
@@okimnotavailable56 no
I like big homes
Itty bitty homes
Missisipi homes
In the city homes
I like clean homes
Get your nails done,
Let it blow dry
I like pretty homes
With a bowtie
I don’t discriminate
Come and get a home
No.
Combinations of all the replys anf the first comment-
oh my god.
1:20 I can just imagine being a person on the beach watching a persons arm float up to the surface of the water being terrified
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Random noob: my dad died tomorrow
Lol
The Flash my dad died in three day
I cannot think of a name My dad die in -02929292828737373 years I sad
iiSimply Kaylie WOaH EpiC
Muffin ikr
4:18 that man took the expression "there are plenty of fish in the sea" way too literally
"You see, no one likes to talk to ugly people"
Me: Oh... That explains why im so lonely ;v;
I feel the same way except worse.
Awe I bet your beautiful! Dont make your self sad!
I quickly change from negative to positive by lying to M Y S E L F
;~; I cri evrytim
If you're in a bad situation,don't say those things about yourself,doubting yourself and insulting yourself just makes the situation worse,we are all beautiful,in our own way,never forget that.
3:26 flamingo:"help there's a shooter out here !" *11 second's later* 3:32 flamingo:"oh yeah now there's a shooter IN HERE"
Kirsten: “TUCKIES” Albert: *Walks in looking like he just got interrupted from Arsenal.*
To the person reading this
You are amazing and beautiful 🥰
My dream is to hit 20k any help is much appreciated 🙏
Lmfaooo
Elite Gaming shut up
Kevin Breemans 2 ok
“I love the idea of her just skurrying down the street getting gunned down”
Albert. 2020
Albert in scary games: "oH hI sIsTeRs"
Albert in role play games: "H!!!!"
albert in killing games: *"yeah.. No sister not today"*
@Aydin Maynard xDDD
He has such a way with words 😌
@@RippaSmelly1 yeah so calming, 😸
H
*People: exist*
*Flamingo: TORTURES THEM*
Ye he does that sometimes...
E
Only people that remember Albertsstuff is worthy of liking this
You spelled wrong liking
*likening*
Ah yes, likening.
@@swanihilator6748 LMAOO
the existence of all people are equal albert will ruin all of our lives
No one:
Flamingo: GET NOOOOB
VG
Omggg hiiiii vg im a big fan
haha yes nobody: definitely has something to do with the joke
i’m not a big fan, he pretty much uploads the same video about 6 times
unvertified isn’t that every youtube comment now?
“you ever think your the problem?” IM ASCENDING
random girl: *Ugh, get out.*
*Albert pulls out gun*
girl *pls you cool*
LMAO
AHAHAH
me_irl
Yeah
lol
Me: why are there people screaming outside
Jenny: starts singing bill nye
Nebulan YT what is this bill bye episode called
:/
Noodle Man the episode is Titled: Child Abuse
Lol