Pride Parade Showdown 🏳️🌈🙏
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
- Join your favorite Lord and Savior as he attends the Long Beach Pride Parade to show his support and love for the LGBT community. #pridemonth #PRIDE
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Congrats on successfully reclaiming the kids from Karen
Ozen Awz how dare you insult a mighty meme legend
wait is this true? where did he say this
Where do you get the news update?
leaving a comment here because I want to know where you got the update
Ozen Awz You must bow in front of the god himself, kremit
I agree with many of the commenters here.
We need *_"Jason Bourne, it's Jesus Christ!"_* on a shirt!
*EDIT, 06-13-2019 04:21 PM* Jason Bourne! So many likes!
Yes please
Yesssssss
I NEEEEEED IT
YES
I dont get it
"JASON BOURNE ITS JESUS CHRIST"
Okay but that line was golden
That was great..! XD
Legendary
Bourne playsJesus is realistic movie...
takes character too far..
crucifies self. dies.
nothing else. thats it. hes dead now. Don't assume everything you read is a funny joke you sick fucc 😂
go read a book
but it's such an overused meme
Cosmic Shelf I'm confused on if your being sarcastic or serious lol
“But the Lord laughs at the wicked , for he sees his day is coming”
Exactly. I have no clue why so many are ok with this
no
Amen to that brother!
Exactly
^
0:15 is where you'll find "Jason Bourne, it's Jesus Christ!" It's all about that delivery. XD
Ah yes a meme that died 3 years ago
So, it took the meme 3 years instead of 3 days.
I love that part
XD
At least one person had this conversation:
'What did you do today?'
'Well I went to pride, and I got a high five from Jesus.'
Edit: yikes, thanks for the likes and replies and stuff
HumbleBean 123 XD
I want a high five from Pride Jesus now...
Who needs pride when you could get high fived by jesus?
all i ever wanted was a holy high five
@@insertmemorableusernameher6795 exactly
Never thought I'd be typing this but... I love you Jesus
Are u still an atheist?
@@derkommissar4986 of course ;)
Jacob Johnson yes fellow atheists!
*trisha paytas has entered the chatroom*
YOU GIVE ME REASON~
Luke 23:34 Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do.
"JASON BOURNE IT'S JESUS CHRIST!"
-best quote of 2019
Hold up there
It was a meme when that movie came out
@@hamchurger4566 "Was"
@@carmenvee41 what
Jesus is king for real
HE PROTECT
HE ATACC
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
HE GOT THE KIDS BACC
How am I the first and only reply?
he also made me smile oops
I never know they made a James Charles day
Jesus don't attack
He help
Jesus don't kill
He revive
@@SleepDaMouse-xd8dn No one should be anywhere near your disposable ass
“Jason Bourne, it’s Jesus Christ!”
A true icon
hi i’m sophia
indeed
Mr. Fahrenheit people can have their own beliefs, unless you want to start a religious war all over again
@@willowisp415, except that I'm trying to save you all. "Everyone can have their own beliefs", except that God is real and punishment awaits you if you don't bother to seek for Jesus
Mr. Fahrenheit i am literally trying to prevent a flame war, everybody has different beliefs, stop trying to force your way to others
Mr. Fahrenheit also, not to mention, unless you’re too blind to see, most of the things mentioned in the bible are purely impossible
“Father forgive them, for they know not what they do.”
Yes❤
Indeed. ❤ we need these people in our prayers 😢
They don't know what they are doing
Jesus wept
Amen. 🙏 😞
"Jason Bourne, its Jesus Christ!" That was amazing
Not really I've heard it waaay to many times
@@Logicsimulated Let me be unaware of how common it is.
@@Logicsimulated too*
بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَٰنِ الرَّحِيمِ
In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful.
١ قُلْ هُوَ اللَّهُ أَحَدٌ
1 Say, "He is Allah, the One.
٢ اللَّهُ الصَّمَدُ
2 Allah, the Absolute.
٣ لَمْ يَلِدْ وَلَمْ يُولَدْ
3 He begets not, nor was He begotten.
٤ وَلَمْ يَكُنْ لَهُ كُفُوًا أَحَدٌ
4 And there is none comparable to Him."
الرَّحِيمِ
1 In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful.
٢ الْحَمْدُ لِلَّهِ رَبِّ الْعَالَمِين
2 Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds.
٣ الرَّحْمَٰنِ الرَّحِيم
3 The Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.
٤ مَالِكِ يَوْمِ الدِّينِ
4 Master of the Day of Judgment.
٥ إِيَّاكَ نَعْبُدُ وَإِيَّاكَ نَسْتَعِين
5 It is You we worship, and upon You we call for help.
٦ اهْدِنَا الصِّرَاطَ الْمُسْتَقِيم
6 Guide us to the straight path.
٧ صِرَاطَ الَّذِينَ أَنْعَمْتَ عَلَيْهِمْ غَيْرِ الْمَغْضُوبِ عَلَيْهِمْ وَلَا الضَّالِّينَ
7 The path of those You have blessed, not of those against whom there is anger, nor of those who are misguided.
Monotheism
بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَٰنِ الرَّحِيمِ
In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful.
١ قُلْ هُوَ اللَّهُ أَحَدٌ
1 Say, "He is Allah, the One.
٢ اللَّهُ الصَّمَدُ
2 Allah, the Absolute.
٣ لَمْ يَلِدْ وَلَمْ يُولَدْ
3 He begets not, nor was He begotten.
٤ وَلَمْ يَكُنْ لَهُ كُفُوًا أَحَدٌ
4 And there is none comparable to Him."
That slander is total and absolute disrespect to the church of Keanu Reeves
Priest: why are you on your phone? We're in the church!
Me: don't worry, I'm watching Jesus
*Jesus approves*
666 likes... wow
Epic
Music pls ;-;
Lol that was fast
@@user-ei9ns9hq6b and I oop-
" Jason Bourne , its Jesus Christ!" XD had me cracking up like crazy
Edit:: damn most likes I've ever gotten
Mike P It took me a second, but when I got it, I just died 😂
@@newtpowers Ikr lmao
Same!
Was about to comment it but thought someone must have already and here it is
Jesus Christ just left a comment saying he's going to get a shirt with that on it made for us :D
I love seeing christians seething about Jesus, known for loving all, being represented as someone who loves everyone.
You can love someone without encouraging their delusions.
I hope you see the error of your ways someday.
Freedom from sexual sin is much more rewarding to the soul than embracing it and going deep into debauchery and like some people do, cut their sexual organs off and try to becoming something they are not with hormones just to regret it later because they could not find true happiness.
Anyways if you really love someone you will tell them the errors of their way instead of letting them go further knowing that it will only bring harm and misery in the long run.
And this is common wisdom really and it applies to a lot of things not just pride people.
In this case the main problem with LGBT people is their absurd pride which will never let them admit they are wrong to the point of calling God a bigot. This is why they cannot go to heaven, they rejected their creator and were ungrateful to him.
Pride is a horrible thing. And so is perverting God's plan for a healthy marriage between a man and a woman.
Just look at all these poor kids being raised without father figures, or mothers, because they were adopted by gay/lesbian couples.
This kind of stuff is what the LGBTQ+ people are all about. And if we let if continue it will destroy our society completly.
Jesus showed his love when he left his heavenly throne, becoming a man, and took the punishment of death we deserved, so we can be saved.
If you accept you are a sinner and believe he took your sins in your behalf, you will be saved.
Here is the thing, Jesus loves but doesn't love everyone's actions or choices. This isn't true representation. DUH.
This isn’t Jesus this is blasphemy
So disgusted with the way these people apparently know what Jesus is about but only refer to him when they want to excuse or justify their part in destroying humanity. Then tomorrows abortion rally comes up and suddenly they dont want Jesus' advice anymore.
@@andrewandrew4970 Who does that?
“Jason Bourne, it’s Jesus Christ”!😂😂😂 I would buy a shirt that said this js lol
That person was waiting their whole life to say that phrase
I would buy it
Hahahah
Merch it
Jacob McGee same
*_JASON BOURNE, IT'S JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!_*
Now _that_ is a senior quote for the ages.
Remind me in about 1 year and a half and I’ll do it
Merch opportunity intensifies
STEVEN UNIVERSE FAN
It's a meme actually tho lol.
Hey sorry but I don't mean to hurt his feeling. Do he read bible because Jesus don't do that and Jesus don't want to be cool maybe he don't read bible
This is the greatest thing I've seen!
" *JASON BOURNE IT'S JESUS CHRIST!* "
HALLALUGIA!
More like gayest thing I've ever seen
@Raven R no one know what he look like. His face never show in movie
@@billkilgore9031 yes it’s gay that’s the point. It’s a pride parade
Don’t play with Jesus. Repent before it’s too late.
Judgement day is coming…
No he isn’t
@EivorAll-Father He wasnt, also its sinful
@EivorAll-Fatherhave you even read the bible
@EivorAll-Father sounds like a phoney
@EivorAll-Father leviticus 20:13
Karen no longer has the kids. God bless 🙏
Who is it?
@@masters-senpai7657 Karen is a meme, but his wife (not the same name) do the court stuff to take away his children away from him. Based from what others said, she failed.
You could say that she wasn't very...karen....sorry i'll leave
PureToxic r/woosh
@@primaveraI how tf was that a woosh? All i did was make a terrible pun
"Jason Bourne, it's Jesus Christ"
Thats so clever holy shiii
((Edit: okay, reason i find it clever is because i highly doubt anyone will think of 'Jesus Christ, It's Jason Bourne' when seeing Jesus at a pride parade. If that person didnt create it, kudos to whoever did ))
She didn't even come up with it herself.
I mean, not really
@TweniThree normally you say ''jesus christ, it's jason bourne'' but he switched it up saying ''jason bourne it's jesus christ''
@@denmarkus1597 that was a joke made when the movie previews came out already
@TweniThree thought you didn't get it, welp
Jesus don't attack.
*He help*
Jesus don't kill.
*He revive*
Jesus is not mad.
*He is happy*
Jesus don't hate.
*He love*
🙏 amen
Gimme ass
I'm the opposite.
Dosent seem like it
Amen and Right On!!!
@@essscott1661 hey if Ass is your God go for it, personally I would aim higher. But whatever...
“But the Lord laughs at the wicked , for he sees his day is coming” 🗿
💯✝️
Finally! A sane comment 😅 God bless you my brother
@@Eli-Gabriel Glad I’m not the only one who see’s this blasphemy. Long live Christ the king of kings ✝️
@@yonathantsaghay6063 true! Its crazy to me how almost everyone in the comments likes what this man is doing
Amen!!!!
I went from sad to smiling in under 3 minutes. Thank you for this 🙏🏻♥️
Much love to you
Oh God, when I liked your comment it turned the number of likes to 666 XD
Amen 🙏❤
This is a pure rimjob Steve
I went from smiling to sąd
@@emilyh.793 shut up biggie.
*Nobody:*
*Me:* GET OUT OF THE WAY! IT'S THE LORD!
jason bourne, it’s jesus christ
Your humor is unicorn
Yes it doesnt exist
@stubbed toe Is james charles content even a real thing?Oh wow look who is talking
stubbed toe Anna Ou-
this turned into a lot of stuff from just one person quoting a vine
Please do A Tutorial on how to walk on water
LMFAOO
hahahaha and turning water into wine for profits %%%
Such shame upon you if you think this is humorous, how sad...
@@mr.fahrenheit4205 butthurt much?
Mr. Starry he’s not mocking him. It’s a friendly joke. It’s not like he’s disrespecting Jesus unless you interpreted it differently.
"And the Lord said unto John, come forth, and recieve eternal life.
But John came fifth, and got a toaster."
*”JASON BOURNE IT’S JESUS CRIST”*
Dead 😂
Edit: thanks for 2.1k likes geez 😂
freddey 43 🏳️🌈is bad
Lol I swear that’s what I heard, but I wanted to make sure I heard right.
Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne!
SleepDa Mouse ??
SleepDa Mouse k
So what do you do for a living?
Him: Be Jesus.
@yalendfuv the great What do you mean he gave up custody of his kids?
@yalendfuv the great hes fighting for custody idiot
I guide the sheep
@DESTROYER *766* yes my child
@DESTROYER *766* ignorance is bliss child. You will find your soon enough.
Someone: what's your favourite video on RUclips?
Me: well...it's complicated
Z dragon not really
Z dragon no one askes about fabourite video lmao
@@maty1594 so? And it's favourite
“Father, forgive them, for they know not what they are doing. ” - Luke 23:34
I'm not any kind of religious.
But this guy.
This.
Geez. I love this so much
I think the dude is actually Athiest and he does the whole Jesus bit because he likes to spread the positive aspect of it
Why say Geez when you can say Jesus?
@@meltossmedia I really hope your joking ;-;
Same
I’m not an atheist I’m just not very religious. And this is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen
nothing will convince me that this man isn't actually jesus christ
You make a good point, he isn't but based on jesus character this is exactly what a real jesus would do
Defending the meek and opposing a religion that missunderstands the scripture, "whoever casts the first stone"
@@wiht3630 this would be a really cool prophet
@Khalil Nibiru not this jesus
@Khalil Nibiru What if the man is happy with a man? Or the man is happy with a woman AND a man? And men can have sex, and it doesn't make them insane. It's christians like you that make other christians that support the LGBTQA+ community look bad, I'm a christian and I have no problem with it lmao
@FantasticEggs Lmao he doesn't know what he's saying, like most homophobes.
Parade meant to celebrate freedom to sexuality-
Random guy: Ima advertise legalizing cannabis
Wow, didn't know anybody was gonna point that out
I wanted to say “gays be getting stoned” but that sounds wrong
@@LacerationGravity 😂
hell yeah
I read this as the guy came on
"Holy high fives coming in!"
-Jesus Christ 2019
Livid Gacha-YT
Do not disturb others with your delusions. Jesus Christ is not a joke.
@@superedits9450
Channels Christians get offended by:
Jesus Christ or known to a person named Holmes as Anti Christ
Any channel that curses (90% of RUclips)
Anybody who makes a joke containing Jesus or Christ
Athiests
Goths
Satanics
Anybody who COMMITED a sin
@@christian.9075 With that last part they must really hate themselves as "Christian" extremists commit more sins on the regular than most people... combined
*Jason Bourne it’s Jesus Christ!!*
*The turns have tabled*
Kati Jennings “well well...how the turn tables.”
-Micheal Scott
How can I mark a comment as my favorite??
Oh boy
Lol
XD
Im just like
Imagine how uncomfortable the sandals get after a while.
Imagine the tan lines!
The pain
It's his cross to bear 😆
Correction, *jandals lol
Ben M try crocs without socks :0
Holy shit they made Jesus based
Wouldn’t this be the reverse of based
@@spaceman6463 dasab?
...that doesn't make sense at all....
No they made it mockery, whoever made this must repent cuz the judgement is coming soon
@@Olis_editsyeah, they’ve been saying that for thousands of years lmao
@@KybarTV bro repliess after a month
*jesus:* that’s the sound of the police WHOOP WHOOP, that’s the sound of the police
*Me:* *DIES OF LAUGHTER*
Lol
WHOOP WHOOP
@THE NASTY OLD HILLBILLY you really live up to ur url
"Do you want to join my religion?"
"What's your religion?"
*Sees Jesus walking in Pride parade*
"I'm interested"
❤ 🌈🌞
Egiptianmau aj "Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality,"
- 1 Corinthians 6:9
goku You seem to be misinformed, the bible ib it's time of creation was not familiar with sexual orientation, as such it was worded in a misleading way. The things condemned by it are not those related to the action being same gendered, but related to the exploitations done by it, such as gay rape and so on, it was never a sin to be gay.
@goku you cannot prove god exists, what you quote is meaningless.
@@goku-mt6ts boi i dont PRACTICE homosexuality, i AM homosexuality. you ain't got nothin on me
Jesus: "I said I hate FIGS"
Person lmaooO
This is a certified epic Christian moment
😂😂😂😂😂
A. B. He did lol....
Your joke is underrated
“Love thy neighbor as you love thyself…unless theyre gay, trans, bisexual, non-binary, or have beliefs that don’t align with yours”
-Stephen Hawking (1864)
Love? Yes, support their sin? No
@@tymon6018 agreed.
@@tymon6018yes
@@tymon6018it's a sin to love?
@@khaelkuglerit's a sin to be in love with sin. There's a difference.
*"JASON BOURNE IT'S JESUS CHRIST!"*
Good lord, I love that person
The statement of the century😂
@Sl33pyBear 0:15, my dude
@@nonexistant4260 tnx
gr.A_mAze. Uh oh the amount of likes needs Jesus Christ.
I loved that too😂😂
This could be seen as disrespectful but I honestly think if Jesus Christ was here today he’d be doin stuff like this and spreading love tbh. This is so cute
@Federal Bureau Of Investigation how's the life your having going.
@Federal Bureau Of Investigation ah coo coo, just thought you might want to do some of those things and stuff you wanted to do rather than wasting peoples time insulting them over a miss-translation in the bible. love you buddy "3
@@Menoly Where did they insult people? Let's leave the potential misinterpretation to the Homophobes.
@@josharntt his own comment, and of course reading him like a book I had a good feeling he would come back onto the video and try to harass someone.
@@Menoly A different comment? Because he's first comment in this thread is very very broad.
When I saw the title I was like YASSSSSS JESUS!!!!!!! I NEVER CLICKED SO FAST IN MY LIFE😂 We love supportive Jesus!
Sanemememenne
We all came at the speed of gay
Happy pride month everyone
@Sebastian Gonzalez why are you so unnecessarily rude?
@eating sugar no papa he's here to support them because everyone is accepted
@@Vanessa-ri3fx its a joke.
God gave Noah 💕
The rainbow sign... 🌈
No more water, 🌊
The fire next time! 🔥
What 💀
@@Dipstikl Just giving some Biblical truth. Something bother you about it?
1 Corinthians 6:9-10
Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
@@stanyard Yep. In our day and age, men wave the very symbol of God's mercy and patience in His face--a means of flaunting their sin.
How long before He responds? With fire and fear and ruin?
i thought i came but i peed on the dick 🥰
pubic hair got inches that’s weave on the dick 🍆
pussy like a tree it got leaves on that shit 🌳
bang bang this pussy chief keef with the dick 🔫
*When you’re an atheist, but this video brings you joy.*
Same
*I felt this*
Me honestly
same!,❤️🏳️🌈 i dont believe in god, but now i believe in Jesus ❤️😀😀
IKR
Had to watch this positive video after the one about your father
That's exactly what i'm doing here too.
@@ashdekanin lol count me in
same
Yup
Me too oof
Honestly, I cried at this. Thank you for showing your support.
Same, it felt so wholesome :)
Sigyn Not much to cry over. Although, I do think that ‘pride month’ has lost its original meaning. Hear me out, many gay and lgbt folks in general today try and make their identity and who they are all about them being gay or whatever. We shouldn’t be obsessing over that. It’s not that important. They should be treated based on the content of their character. That’s what’s important, not your sexuality. But if we’re being real, not everybody would be on board with that idea, as a bunch of Muslims would probably be marching and screaming about how being gay is a beeline for hell
@@TheLordNovo Please, keep this away from my comment. I cried because I finally saw the acceptance I have yet to receive in real life from someone who represents what I believe in. I respectfully ask that you delete your comment and put it as a seperate comment, as I want to keep this thread wholesome.
@@TheLordNovo literally no one asked
dead meme lol yeah
Forgive them father 😥
hail satan
@@priestgoober5160Satan just wants to drag u to hell with him.
@@lukhanyotyeda6202 cry abt it
@@priestgoober5160 I'll just pray for you instead.🙏
Everybody gangsta till jesus show up at the pride parade
@Djek Jdje 😂
we still gangsta here
@arish ahmad wait Gamora is gay? I thought she fell in live with Starlord!
arish ahmad sorry where in the Bible is that I’ve never heard or read it
@arish ahmad I don't care
JASON BOURNE ITS JESUS CHRIST!
probably the best thing ive heard so far
What about the HOLY HIGH FIVES
You are at 666 likes. Y to *SHAME*
@@indiscriminateblueman5542 THE HOLY HIGH FIVES ARE SECOND BEST
@@_Daniel_Ramirez_ too bad im not religious :>
Oh my god I don't live in the States and I've never seen a pride parade... this is so beautiful. So much happiness and so much love, thank you for sharing this
Don't know what to tell you man. This pales in comparison to the Philippines. I've only a month there but gay culture defines the corners of its islands. The parade was much... Bigger... More insane
@@kristoffer2250 That sounds amazing! I'm going to my first pride march later in the year. My coutry has it at a different time because it's a bit anti LGBT. Australia only legalized gay marriage 2 years ago
It's satanic
And so much aids....
Cire XVIII condoms my dude, condoms
this is the only jesus that i believe in
This means you never got to know Him
That's not a good thing get stronger relation to Jesus
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
John 14:6
@@writingjake6684 id like you to tell me where there was actual living proof of your Jesus, my proof of my Jesus is right here in this video, so it looks like 1-0 to me
@@ForGloryAndJustice I've seen things in my life my brother and I pray that God shows unto you and I pray that it would be in your way of how God wants to reveal unto you there's been two many things in my life that it's impossible for me to not believe in God
amen
when i hear the police siren nearby
*WOOP WOOP THATS THE SOUND OF DA POLICE*
Ah yes quite an original and funny comment
I got so scared , the cops are usually violent during pride parades where I live.
hello white diamon
Arrested of big gay
y e s
*"Jason Bourne, its Jesus Christ!"*
This is too wholesome. Plus your children are soooo cute.
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“Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.”
finally a sane comment! w
@@AbobaDeadInside123 I know right?
And then there's 'why people this days dont go to church' (also u committed a sin by writing this comment and ur faith says u will burn in hell ❤)
@@matebarateli6961 amen 🙏
Thank you for saying what needed to be said. This is wrong by all means.
God: Love your fellow man
Man: But what if-
God: *Did I stutter*
God: "If a man lie with a man as he lieth with a women, both have committed an abomination and shall surely be put to death: their blood shall be upon them." Leviticus 20:13
Edit: there are people saying that it's talking about pedophilia, it's not, that's a lie. And there are people saying the Old Testament doesn't apply to us. Well the New Testament says homosexuality is a sin too, Roman's 1:26-27 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
If you're a Christian you can't overlook sin no matter what it is. Don't embrace it, I'm not saying to shun the person, treat them as you would anybody else. People using the Bible to justify homosexuality are wrong.
Also, the Bible doesn't justify slavery, it has slavery in it, but never says it's okay. The Bible has a long history of God wanting slaves to be set free.
God: "If the balls don't touch it ain't gay"
@@jeremiahG4 i heard somewhere that was an error, and that it should be "if a man lie with a _boy_ " as in paedophilia
@@jeremiahG4 the bible also justifies slavery and says women should never hold positions of power / teaching. so...
0 Stuff technically both are true, it depends on the dialect of Hebrew. Also some scholars argue that the original translation means lie as in telling a mistruth.
ah. it's so nice to see jesus getting out there to support everyone
also
_"JASON BOURNE ITS JESUS CHRIST!"_
loved the profile picture. Thank you for reminding me to go finish Julian's route :)
Hey Julian, it's fun to see you here😂😂
moonlight I already finished his route lol
nice to see you all here too 😂
Thanks for giving a little love to the lonely doctor
Westboro Baptist Church is confused
Jesus will still forgive you if you believe in him. Believe in him before it's too late!
I just want to point this out. To get to heaven you don’t just have to beleive God and be a good person. You must have faith in him and believed he died for our sins.
@@2AM_Notme and follow his commandments that he told us
@yeaimTurtlz yup
This video: In my recommended
Me: *YES*
Also me: *Sends to extremist mother*
CelestiJustice I NEED TO DO THAT
THE BRAVERY WHEWWW
@Mguffin Mguffin she probably died :(
i have an extremist mother and that's what would happen to me jsjdjd
F
CelestiJustice I mean I’m more right but I support what he’s doing showing love to everyone I don’t like to hate on people
0:16 Genuinely hilarious moment, I love that, lmao.
This is an incredibly graceful and fun video, not bad J.C.
TSG Frank That was a guy though
And?
You are honestly such an amazing person jesus
what do you expect
He is 😃
He is jesus
"Jason Bourne, it's Jesus Christ!" OH MY GOD
Oh my Obama.
The real reason Jesus went to a pride parade;
To pet cute dogs
Edit: Omg this is the most likes I've ever gotten. And this is the best video to get it with, so-
GiraffeRobot3000 a worthy reason
Same
Where was Keanu?
A good price to pay for salvation.
@DESTROYER *766* I do not follow Jesus's teachings and I haven't perished, and out of a few comments why do you only respond to me. A guy literally called the Christian god a dog.
"Jason Borne, its Jesus Christ" im crying 😂😂😂
This is the closure all gays needed lmao😂😂😂😂
JESUS APPROVES
LissieKitty As somebody who used to be Christian, I’m fine with this post, he’s not harming anyone by “Speaking for jesus” :3
LissieKitty- stop it party pooper
Well if your a homophobe that "speaks" for Jesus against homosexuality, THATS the same thing
🤦♀️ no I'm just saying that homophobes often try to push their opinions on others like "God hates gays" that's speaking for Jesus, and I'm trying to say that conflicts with the whole convo about how it's wrong to speak for Jesus
Sry for the misunderstanding 👌😬
Plus there should honestly be a new definition for homophobia because the people that are homophobes are definitely not afriad ....they're just assholes
This is pure disrespect.
and?
@@sixela2268 Don’t you think it’s wrong to make a mockery of people’s religious beliefs?
@@kayjay1789hell yea it is
@@sixela2268sthu
Jesus Christ loves you
Normal Person: Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne.
0:15 This person: Jason Bourne it's Jesus Christ.
Me: Jesus Christ it's Jesus Christ.
@Takudzwa Nyathi You're welcome. :)
Jason bourne! Its jason bourne
Apple Joos it’s! Jason Bourne it’s.
New ringtone confirmed
I want a shirt of all three of those Qoates
This city is amazing omg
The police & everything I-
I wanna know what city this is ;o;
AestheticallyKennie Long Beach California
@@CadeSlantyzz well darn I just moved from california a year and a half ago!
AWWWW AND YOU TOOK YOUR KIDS THIS IS SO CUTE! ALSO AMAZING VIDEO QUALITY 10/10
This ^
Proud to be your 1k like
Yes, kids seeing half naked degenerates dancing on poles is really cute.
@@pendraig4075 if this is what you think of gay people, why are you watching this video?
@@Shazam-rj9js To spread awareness
You still have time to repent everyone, repent if you can.
It boggles my mind that his family thinks he is an example of poor parenting and doesn't deserve custody of his children. What he is teaching them here is joyful, unbiased love and acceptance. Look how happy people are to get a high five or a hug from him, because he represents the fact that religious people don't have to be about hate and discrimination. What better message for his kids, or any kids?? I loved watching this. I got a little misty eyed, to be honest! Thanks, Jesus.
Mr. Fahrenheit oh my god, will you shut up you utter homophobic
Mr. Fahrenheit and no, he is not mocking Jesus Christ, he is in fact attempting to prevent degenerates like you from making people believe christians are bad
@@willowisp415, I'm not homophobic, my! I'm not scared of mere humans.
What I'm spreading, is what the Christians are meant to believe, if they think it's okay to be gay and go against what God said, then they weren't real Christians to begin with
@@mr.fahrenheit4205 I keep seeing you in the replies to a bunch of these comments, you really just want to argue with people, don't you? And for the record, homophobia isn't a fear of homosexuality, it's the dislike of it. A phobia is a fear or dislike of something.
Mr. Fahrenheit I mean technically, God is lying to you, tell me, how ashamed would he be to see a “child of his word” spreading homophobia and hateful speech to non-christians.
"Jason borns its jesus christ"
Random person:"uh sir I think you messed the sentence up'
*Jesus floating slowly to the room*:"Are you sure about that?"
*slowly walks away*
This is the most wholesome video on RUclips
Not to *those* people
John Marston why you gotta ruin it? Look I don’t hate the gay/trans people but I don’t agree on things like same sex marriages or gay sex. But that doesn’t mean I won’t acknowledge who they are.
Homophobic people make up an incredibly small majority. (In the US atleast) so let’s try to keep the bad guys out of the comment section 😊
@@ClashingWithThunder you're still a part of the problem if you don't support that.
colorbar.s if I don’t support what?
Clashing with Thunder if you don’t support same sex marriage then you’re homophobic and you’re part of the problem. Also if you disagree on gay sex because it’s risky well all sex is risky and did you know lesbian sex is the safest type of sex?
Exodus 20:7
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
“Jason Bourne its Jesus Christ” the best quote ever said
Yes
She looked like she waited her entire life to day that line
@blueBeanieboos TV blasphemy is using the lord’s name in vain. You are implying that Jason Bourne is the lord, which is indeed very blasphemous.
(Btw none of it is real dw about it lol)
@blueBeanieboos TV Jason Bourne isn’t pretending to be Jesus Christ though is he?
Saying “Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne” would be blasphemous as you’re basically using “the lord’s” name as an expletive. It’s not blasphemous to use a fictional character (other than Jesus 😇) as an expletive.
@blueBeanieboos TV haha I’m here to be an English language pedant, not to debate whether your imaginary friend likes gay people. If you’re using religion to justify homophobia I hope you’ll rethink the lessons of love that the bible supposedly teaches.
(Edited to remove insult and profanity, since I realised you’re probably too young to know better)
inb4 this unironically is jesus pretending to be a guy pretending to ironically be jesus. Wouldn’t even be surprised he’s such a good guy.
bruh
That's a twist....
That's very twisty
Its like that episode of family guy where he tries to be a record salesman
SA in Adidas 1933 Hmmmmm... Read in the original Hebrew or the lenses of English ad infinitum that gets you the average Pocket Bible?
This reminds me of that spongebob episode where Patrick is dressed as a gorilla but it turns out that there is a real gorilla dressed as Patrick.
This is the kind of wholesome content I signed up for
Hello Zen stfu
stfu
@Joseph Thaete stfu
@@Shodzery stfu
Can’t believe Judas betrayed you, who would try to harm a man who’s this chill?
Real
Bro be quiet 😂 this guy isn’t representing Jesus he is representing the anti christ by putting a horrible sin on our lord 😔
Omg, finally RUclips recommended me this, i'm happy now :)
Same
Same, tired of everything shoving LGBT propaganda down my throat
BE QUIET 😂
Dispatch we gotta 749 on Baldwin Avenue over
Police: uhhh can you send some other guys were calling in gay today
😂
And God said: “Yass, Kween.”
- Luke 4: 34-35
🤢🤮
“🤢🤮”
thieinik maturity at its finest
@@thieinik Ah, nothing's better than having a nice cup of homophobe's tears and throw up in the morning.
Lmao
Jesus loves sinners, but he doesn't love the sin.
Go cry bout that or something
Jesus kissed men.
@@eureka5635 BRO GO BACK TO THE BIBLE AND RE -READ THE VERSES. IT WASN'T A ROMANTIC KISS😭
@@Hapeeythey were romantic. Deal with it.
@@satan.is.my.copilot bro wth are you even talking about 💀
If you actually read the bible, you can see that Jesus didn't have a love interest. He kissed the disciples as brotherly love. God's love. I love how ppl like you are so quick to assume that once someone kisses someone else in any sort of way, it's instantly romantic. And ik you aint christian so you can't even talk back about it. You don't have anything to prove that it was romantic love when the bible proves that it wasn't.
You are a god amongst people
Literally and metaphorically
I thought you said "dying" so I wanted to reply "sorry but this man here won't let you"
When he said " 👈😊👈 " , it was so wholesome.
I felt that 😔
*"HOLY HIGH FIVES COMING IN!"*
One of the best quotes in 2019 XD
❤🌞
yeah best quotes of 2019, except it’s fucking 2 years ago
It's an abomination in God's eyes, a wicked sin
@@mr.fahrenheit4205 If you don't like it then why the hell are you here
@@aspenastral9068, to put some sense into you
God will not be mocked!
Yes do not mock our God we’re warning you
I mean he literally will the video was just proof
@@lisacobern8299 and this person will stand before Jesus Christ and be judged for all he has done, u can mock God but don't think that will be the end of it, what u sow will be what u reap.
Scaryyyyy
I'm not religious in any way but gosh do I love Jesus.
Go Away this is fake Jesus.
Paladin Headquarters so what he a fake Jesus that doesn’t mean he can’t love him
How to get attention part 1: I'm not religious BUT
Interceptor Looks like someone is still having trouble questioning their spirituality.
@@heewatamsuen7252 thanks for explaining most of the Bible even though I don't go to church.
first time i saw this channel
JESUS CHRIST IS VERIFIED LOL
Ironic.
okay, but you have no idea how unbelievably happy this makes me.
Yes we have bc it makes us happy too
The first time I saw this, it made me seethe with anger. But just remember, do not interfere. They will either repent and see the grace of the Lord, or the Lord will deal with them accordingly in his own time.
When you're an atheist but you're subscribed to Jesus Christ
Wait a minute, that's illegal
ME
Not subbing for my atheism but still lovely vid so I liked
When you worship satan but are subscribed to jesus christ
Me too, but what can I do if this Jesus is probably the best person in the world?
Lucifers Daughter is that you
Every second that plays in this vid, a child is saved from Karen
🏳️🌈
Wait, did he have a wife named karen?
@@Jaghatai_Kahn it's a joke, i would say r/woooosh but that's way too overused.
Jaghatai Kahn I don’t know if ur joking
K- Karen
I- is
D- ducking
S- stupid
@@syrvys2691 r/ihavereddit
New biblical headcanon: jesus is the big pansexual
Because jesus loves everyone
Blatherskite Studios wouldn’t that make him Bi because he would like everyone including both genders
@@iWreckzombies there are people who don't consider themselves any gender or are trans so yeah, the term pansexual is for loving even those people. Bi is only loving both genders.
@@iWreckzombies some people don't identify with either genders so that's where the pan comes from but bi and pan are pretty much synonyms.
OMG (PUN INTENDED) PANSEXUAL REPRESENTATION
woah.. can we just stick to 2 genders? my head hurts.
Bro this is Mocking Jesus Christ 💔💔💔
fr this is disgusting
“This is my commandment, That ye love one another, as I have loved you.” - John 15:12, KJV
@@flyman8899Leviticus: 20’13
And I love it
@@sixela2268you love meat riding😂
This man is actually the modern reincarnation of Jesus.
He never died (acording to the bible ). So he can't get reincarnated
Hans Zandt he died, actually
Xerny UwU but he came back to life
@@daniellebolt5989 jesus is actually a zombie
@@daniellebolt5989 but he is still dead so...