Basically, I'm Gay, but Only the Parts I Will Quote Until I Die
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- Опубликовано: 13 июн 2019
- Happy Pride Month, so proud of Dan and thankful for his video. This edit is not meant to disrespect that in any way.
Dan's Beautiful Video: • Basically I'm Gay
#irisqueer
This is what my inner monologue sounds like
at all times, this video of Dan is just playing on repeat in my brain
Mine like... Actually is this it's bad
"Even my Christian grandma supported me..."
*15 seconds later*
"She cared more about the iPad."
@Liana Tualla Haha! Thank you! It's a mixture of both, it's real sarcasm 😂. When Dan talks about coming out in his video, he says that even his Christian Grandma was supportive, but she told him not to forget about the iPad, then he said that she cared more about the iPad 😂. So it's a real story, but I added a note sarcastic flavor to it. (Is sarcastic flavor a thing? I wonder what it tastes like. Hmm 😂)
@Liana Tualla You're very welcome! Have an amazing and blessed day! 💕💕💕
I can just imagine a granny just like "yeah yeah your gay, now about that IPad"
@@Anthony-gy9qr My grandma would most definitely reply that way 😂 "You're gay? Whatever. Take out the trash and show me how to use my iPad" 😂
@@harmonistkris I wish my grandma would react like that
“One things for sure: whatever heterosexual is, I ain’t it” lmao meeeee
I read this the exat moment he was saying it
deffo
but bi and pan are somewhat hetero ryt
"I'm sorry that I give off mixed signals.
I'm versatile."
favourite
Ya seem pretty bottom to me Mr dan
@@chhaviuniyal8003 very
@chhavi uniyal What about Phil, you think?
and "i have big hands, with a very wide reach..
for plaYING PIANO YOU FU- GET YOUR M I N D OUT OF THE GUTTER"
hm okay 😳
dan: I don't want to share the details of my private life
also dan: I'm versatile
Perhaps the jokes about Dan being a bottom will finally end
Well... half of them, I guess 😂
dan: might wear this commando xoxo
he has big hands
What's versatile?
@@s0fthowell33 person who can be a top and a bottom
"5 gays! That is statistically irregular!"
Purple Fire 28 My friend group
its cuz the gays find eachother. even before we're out.
@Racha Rachel im crying
My friend group has 4 lgbt+ people... I have a 5 person friend group
ONE DIRECTION 😂
You forgot “In almost every way, I literally peaked age 6.”
Cheese *5 lol
Cheese age 5*
Honestly fucking mood
5
iTS AGE 5
Dan: *creates a video almost an hour long dedicated to his twisted and tiring childhood of being bullied for his sexuality*
Also Dan: “lmao _Y E E T_ “
1.3k likes but no replies. imma change that
i forgot i ever watched this video and was gonna comment “lmao yeet” again, but then i saw my old comment
ok but same
@@youngmastertrash5469 lol
@@youngmastertrash5469 never change
"it's the self hatred. she's heRe. and she's jUsT getting started"
Kaylee Clark I was waiting for the “she’s queer” part
chan dalf highkey same
Mood, I named mine Sharon
I think everyone was waiting for “I’m here, I’m queer”
the weird thing is I read this as soon as he said it
MISSED QUOTE
"what's my label?"
*highly flammable*
"oh"
Turns out Dan *is* on fire after all.
@@devizakura you did not
@@kriaallison YES
I
DID
@@devizakura you did NOT
@@kriaallison YES
THEY
DID
"If I date a girl, *scoffs*, super not gay"
* Cries in girl *
Me, a girl: If I date a girl, super not gay. Super.
Me tho
I’m a girl
Unless I *scoffs* am a girl
My first marriage of 3 years, to a man:
‘It’s the self hatred’
‘She’s here’
*AND SHE’S ONLY GETTING STARTED*
_I relate on a cellular level_
Same
I'm gonna use cellular level instead of spiritual level now.
Ahhh yes all the time
I relate on a atomic level
What do you have cancer?
You forgot “turns out he was gay, he just didn’t like me specifically”
Feather Le Wolf YES
DOUBLE KILL
Thats me in a sentence
My life in a nutshell lmao
That was the best line as well!!
remember, "gay" is a great, all-purpose general insult.
*call someone gay today and we'll throw in a free set of steak knives!*
HYYYAAAAA
when youve been listening to musicals so much your first instinct is to think that that was from the book of mormon and not every infomercial
nori ayyyyeeeee same!
IF YOU SIGN UP NOW, WE’LL ALSO THROW IN A SET OF STEAK KNIVES - ALL AMERICAN
@@tuna1564 i didnt know anyone else still liked book of mormon still wOh
My yearbook quote is gonna be: “spoiler alert I’m not straight” I swear
I wish we had yearbooks
Or rather yearbook quotes because we have yearbooks but not the quotes
I'm pretty sure our yearbooks are different from what you call a yearbook. You guys have individual photographs of each person right?
@@nikareading8356 yeah, it's kinda sucky :/
@@okkismet
What's sucky
I'd love to have an individual photo with an awesome quote instead of an awkward pic with the entire class where I stick out because I look severely uncomfortable
@@nikareading8356 I just don't like pictures in general. the picture's main focus is on me, and is also in a book for hundreds of people to see. im very simply not a fan :/
my brother keeps asking me "have you seen the clown that hides from gay people"
i keep saying no
he's not catching on
Lua The Pupper wh-? It’s because if the clown hides from gay people and the original commenter can’t see it then..🤔
@@User-sw6ro me neither
Nvm I got it
it took me so long to get this omg a genius
_I haven't seen it either- ohhhh, well, shit--_
This made me realise how many times Dan actually used the word "gay" in the video.
Time for a new drinking game.
please dont give urself alcohol poisoning--
@@cloverheart thanks for caring about my wellbeing 😢 but i'm not actually playing that
I would die playing this game; good thing I can't drink alcohol yet
@@cloverheart here for a good time, not a long time 😎👉🏻
Sis we bouta be dead
"Call someone gay today and we'll throw in a free set of steak knives"
Please no 😂😂😂
Lynn Fincher *BOM intensifies*
Only for 69.69
@@cerenabaxter8349 I am a bisexual...I think
I kinda want the next pride parade to include a group of people chanting “WE’RE HERE
WE’RE QUEER
WE’RE FULL OF EXISTENTIAL FEAR”
Next pride parade, I'm going to do this. It needs to happen.
come to the Liverpool one and you wil xoxox
I'm fly,
I'm bi,
And I wanna fucking die
Fck now I want to go to pride next year but there's no way my family wouldn't find out-
He held a sign that said that at London pride :D
You missed one crucial quote
"wow. that me"
It me
It is I
it me
It ne
*Slap a long fingerless glove on my arm and sign me up for Myspace cause mum*
*_IM BI_*
My Lungs Will Phil And Dan Deflate NICE PROFILE PICTURE
@@chalk6271 Thank you!😁 yours is great too 😊
@@delaneyroyse2832
You forgot about the puns.
@@delaneyroyse2832 When you relate to all of this and now your confused?
Could I be bi?
(Yes I do all those things alot)
Alex me age 12 😂
5 gays, it’s a gaggle of gays
Uncreative name ! I think you mean a gaygle
Izaiah The piss kid ... or even a gay gargoyle! - ooer mrs THAT sounds a bit rude!
I CHOKED ON MY COCO PUFFS YOU WINGUS
I believe it’s called a Minogue of gays.
If they were all girls, it would be a lick of lesbians
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not one soul:
Me in my kitchen ranting to my cat about my life history at 3am:
I regularly go to the living room at 3A.M with a bag of shredded cheese, and eat it while ranting to my sleep paralysis demon about homophobia, usually while waving a spatula around.
This is cute
@@slutforratatouille this is great
I relate to this of every level there is
DONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS!
I have 2 main emotions:
Gay judgement
And
Gay fear
And then if you see an aggressively heterosexual person: “gay judgement and fear”
@@missycat7598 ASHKDKDFJKSBS
Gay Panic
**LEAVE THE GAYS ALONE**
I kept understanding "case"! this makes so much more sense now ahahaha
666 like!
i read this as i heard it
@@StarslightAndDreams You mean you kept hearing case 🙂
@@laboon344 isn't it the same?
"Whatever heterosexual is, I ain't it." I'm stealing that from now on.
Poor boy is just confused. How can he be gay? Everybody knows you're straight until J K Rowling says otherwise smh
/s
No one knows why or how it happens, but once JK Rowling makes you gay there's nothing you can do to change it. I was chosen (and so was pretty much every single one of my close friends apparently)
r/fuckthes
The scarf of sexual preference has spoken.
we don't talk about j.*. r*lwing anymore ✌😔
its rick riordan now
@@daydreams-of-death Oh HELL yeah.
I haven't bought the most recent book and it's making me c r y but I keep being lazy.
“WELL SOMEONE SLAP A LONG FINGERLESS GLOVE ON MY HAND AND SIGN ME UP TO MYSPACE, BECAUSE MOM IN BI” I think I might actually use that one to come out tbh😂
Same same
Lmao good luck!
Did you???
Same tho
She took it well haha
You forgot "I WENT ALL IN ON THE EMOS" and thats practically a crime
Basically you can just quote that whole Dan's video, then everyone will be happy 👌
@panic! neeve it is if you do it without me
I dont know what the word "gay" means, but apparently it means getting kicked on the floor so that aint good
That needs to go on a shirt and I need that shirt
@@arianethibodeau3743 same
Me in fifth grade tho
@@arianethibodeau3743 Omg you are so right!
Gay means men like men lesbian means women like women and bisexual means boys like boys and girls and girls like boys and girls. Was that helpful?
"Call someone gay today and we'll throw in a free set of steak knives" I'm pretty sure that was an unintentional Book of Mormon reference
Alaina omg lmao
I mean, he said he's a theatre kid, so who's to say it was unintentional /j
Love his accent during that
"5 of them were gay! That's statistically irregular!"
Idk fam we LGBTQA folks travel in packs. I have 1 (one) cishet friend.
Edit: Cishet friend came out as bi so.
No hetero friends *dabs**
Ikr. It's a strange phenomenon. It's like queer people magnetically socially pull towards each other
@@alex6027 and then there is that one straight friend that can somehow deal with all the chaotic gays
it's the gaydar
sometimes we don't even notice it
but it's always at work
Yeah, I started out in a large group together, consisting of 6 girls and 3 boys. At the start of high school, only two of my friends had came out, one girl as pansexual and one guy as gay. Fast forward 6 years, we're all now in sixth form and literally all my friends, including others that aren't officially in the group, are LGBTQA+. I just thought I was the token straight of the group, but the way I've been questioning my recent crushes, according to my friends apparently I may be on the spectrum too. LITERALLY NONE OF US WERE FULLY STRAIGHT TO BEGIN WITH! HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?
None of my friends are straight
“I swear emo is the best thing that happened to pop culture in the last 20 years”
This is just facts
( just saying where the hell did you get that picture of Remington it’s incredible )
OK WAIT WE HAVE THE SAME NAME AND YOU HAVE A PROFILE PIC OF REMINGTON
Edit: AND YOURE A YEEMO
*whispers* i see remmingtion
"if i date a girl, super not gay!"
*cries in girl*
Edit: just a timestamp for the best part of this video 0:21
DearPercocet *cries in lesbian*
Mood also is that frank iero in the blood mv? Bless u for that throwback
@@lucydaniel2699 yes, i love frank with all my black heart
DearPercocet skskskskskkss I love your profile pic and username
Im not liking this comment just because it's at 666 likes
*When you already watched the whole video but want to memorize every single detail...*
Jimin noodle soup with a Suga on the side lmao i love your username but like sameeeeeeeee
“Im not picky, Im easy” that was way too real Dan
it’s the self hatred, she’s here... AND SHES ONLY GETTING STARTED
(edit: thank you all for the likes 😊)
Am i the only one who though he would say
"It's the self hatred, she's here... AND SHE'S QUEER"
trs really almost choked on my water when he said that one 💀💀
1000th likee uwu
the most horrifying moment of the whole video
Sierra Littau no, I did too 😂
Wouldyaliketofuck?
My life
*turns dramatically* care for a fucking?
@@sethroy4318 Unhhhh?
that me
@@knicklicht8931 yes gawd
*_“So you better be welcoming yoU BUnch oF fuCking qUeeRs-”_*
_I feel the love, Dan-_
" i wish people just hated me for being annoying and immature" sksksk
Spoiler alert I’m not straight
Nezolika// Nessie that’s my senior quote
you two have amazing profile pictures
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@@everynitephoto ayyy i love Panic! At the Disco
"Just letting people know what kind of sexual attention I want from the world. All of it. From everyone. God, I'm so thirsty!"
I feel this in my soul...
I never related to something so much 😂
This is such a big mood
me
Why is this me? 😂
Its the self-hatred
She's here
*and shes only getting started*
Personally I love "We're like actUal soulmates... not that souls are a real thing that exist"
Same- It took me an hour to watch the whole video because I kept cracking up, sobbing or laughing and when he said that I fell off my chair. Such a great emotional rollercoaster XD
it’s the self hatred.. she’s here.. and she’s oonNLLYY GETTING STARTED
"Emo is one of the best things that happened to Pop-Culture." -Dan Howell
Dark RoseGaming he’s absolutely right
You missed the best quote:
“In almost every way, I literally peaked at age 5”
The emo statement is a mood. It’s 2019 and I still listen to MCR on a daily basis
Well, looks like you'll be very glad to know that news about MCR lol
I am the current 'emo kid' of my school. And 'dyke'. (I'm bi). I'm also nb but luckily no one can use that against me cause nO oNe kNoWs uWu. thanks for coming to my TED talk sorry lmao
@@nico_bat Hello there nonbinary person here to call you valid relentlessly, you valid piece of heck
@@nico_bat here to say you're valid you candleholder
@@nico_bat are you me
It seems like you are me and i am you
YOU FORGOT THE I-PAD
Why is there no replies on this comment
Jacobb my exact question
Maybe people got tired of saying "same"
Same
Same
I wish this came out before I graduated so this whole thing could be my senior quote.
ugh same it was literally a month too late
My school doesn’t do senior quotes
was that an unintentional pun
"i wish this *_came out_* "
Me, at 6yo: "It's the self hatred. She's here. And she's only getting started."
When Dan says “Ǧ̶͇̲͈̘̲̳͔̜̯ͅÅ̸̫̥̩̝͍͛͝Y̴͇̘͌” I felt that
"Slap a long fingerless glove on my arm and sign me up for myspace cause mum IM BI" big mood
where was ‘formless blobs rise UP!’ i want a refund
You called
Formless Blob SKSKSKSKSK
where was the “ aCtUaL sOuLmATeS”
can i PLEASE get a waffle that was my fav quote
@@annistyndeloach4430 JSMFMXK
"I'm versatile"
Daniel, you're feeding the fanfics!
"I'm not picky, I'm easy" my favorite and honestly a mood
I want to like this but because I want to keep the number of likes 69 i am typing this instead.
i m v e r s a t i l e
*Call someone gay today and we'll throw in a free set of stake knives*
Is that a Book of Mormon reference?????
I was told I looked gay but I’m ace
"we're here, we're queer and we're filled with existential fear" my life in a nutshell.
A ‘the amount of times Dan has said gay counter’ is necessary
Dan: I got a couple things in my system too
Me: *dies*
I ruined the 69 likes oops
I unlike so it could be at 69 again just cuz
I’m gonna quote “lmao *YEET* “ until I’m dead.
“Whatever heterosexual is, i aint it.”
I will quote for rest of my life.
“Other than the free tea and biscuits that they gave after the sermon religion didn’t have much to offer me”
My motto: "I'm here I'm queer and filled with existential fear"
*WE’RE HERE*
*WE’RE QUEER*
*WE’RE FILLED WITH EXISTENTIAL FEAR*
“It’s the self hatred! She’s coming,
*and she’s **_only getting started_* “
"Are you ok 1990s?" I think this on a daily baises
* inhales *
wouldyaliketofuCK?
Me riding up on your girl.
Me at all times
”I'm here, I'm queer, and don't worry, I'm still filled with existential fear.” STILL MY FAVORITE LINE
I'm lookin at the void inside my soul threatening to crush the entire universe with the force of its event horizon of misery and melodrama
I died of laughter when he said, "Would you like a Frick?"
if i date a girl,, uh *supernotgay*
Do you hear that faint hum, something coming from a deep, dark place, too powerful to control?
_It’s the self hatred._
*She’s here*
*_And she’s only getting started_*
I would have liked this comment but it had exactly 69 Likes and i didnt want to ruin that
"It's the self hatred. she's here" is officially my only reaction to anything now.
"FORMLESS BLOBS RISE UP!"
where my formless blobs at?
I was just waiting for "MUM! IM BI!!"
“well i don’t know what the heck ‘gay’ means but apparently it means people kick you on the floor so that ain’t good”
Dan: ... I'm gay
Me: *Uncontrolable clapping * GOOD JOB I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! I'M ALSO SO HAPPY FOR YOU! *more uncontrolable clapping *
five gays! that is statistically irregular
and yet here we are
The way he did the YEET. That was... Poetic. Beautiful. Breath-taking
Bold of you to assume I won't quote the Entire video
You missed my favourite quote: "If it didn't go well, I was ready to cut them off like the bottom of a jumper turning into a seasonal crop but I didn't have to! Love you!" This is still a fantastic video though.
"It's the self hatred."
"She is here."
*and she's only getting stronger*
When it hasn’t even been 48 hours and this has been found
I COULDNT WHEN I FIRST WATCHED IT AND HE SAID “SORRY I GIVE OFF MIXED SIGNALS.... IM VERSATILE” I WAS DYING
the “lmao */Y E E T/* “ at the end got me more out of everything else
i made a phan friend at my church whos 7 years older than me and we were just so proud of dan
Why isn’t this video 45 minutes long?
I like how he clarifies that he’s a switch cjdjcdj
I KINDA FIND THAT FUNNY IDK
Is anyone surprsied tbh
Wait when?
What's a switch?
@@chada4806 depends on how old you are
@@felixshellberg2332 0:06 ish in this vid
I just love how he was being salty the entire time and was talking about how easy he is and I'm like " aHAH, SAME-" and them yeet at the end fr killed me-
"I'm not picky....
I'm just easy"
I'm feeling rather attacked rn
I have very big hands with a very wide reach- *FOR PLAYING PIANO* get your mind out of the gutter 🙄
when i first saw it my first thought was my brother showing me that he couldhold the basket ball out stretched fom the top of it. then my brain went, "no you idiot. its supposed to be a innuendo"
My brain went to for crushing skulls.
Funny thing is, I actually thought he meant to joke about sex. XD
@@softsunflower3185 i noticed that was what he was doing when he called us perverts
Survival code dont be this apparently *evolution*
Edit: thanks for the likes!
“I wish people just hated me for being annoying and immature”
2:00 How I'm going to come out to my mother...
"It's like recycling" is the best analogy of reclaiming slurs ever
How can this man joke whilst talking about an incredibly serious topics.
Masterfully.
That's how. 😂
“wow closeted child turns into homophobic bully thanks again society” coughkurtdavegleeahemcough
“It’s like recycling” 😂 I love him