Once I told a farmer, very humble chap, that I didn't eat meat. He thought about it for a second and then said: "It is really easy to take care of you, then. You are like a cow or a rabbit."
I was once vegan because I wanted to try it for a year, then pescetarian the next year. It was really so much fun to discover how my sense of taste change, how my body change. I am really enjoing these videos.
Kiiiind of just proves the misconception of it plant diet lol yes all jokes but the fact that every other person said it really speaks volumes. Been plant based for 2 years and I am by far the healthiest and even stronger than I ever have been . All the other jokes were great but that joke is just lame and a weak attempt. O well lol
I can relate to to the guy who was vegetarian until he broke up with his girlfriend. I lived with my ex in Cali for 4 years and was vegetarian for 2 of those years. We broke up, I moved back home to Philly and one of the first things I did was buy and eat a cheesesteak.
43:59 To be fair a lot has evolved in agriculture. Some people say they are allergic to wheat in the USA; but then they go to Europe and they are fine.
it's the ingredience they add. I can't eat certain ones from the same company. My girlfriends daughter was constantly being rushed to the hospital. She couldn't eat fries, cake, all kinds of odd foods. They thought she was poisoning her. Looking back now, because I and my son had food allergies at one point. I realized our bodies had too much of it and your body is reacting to it, saying to stop eating it for a while, because it has enough and doesn't want any more. That's why we crave certain foods and we have enough causing a body reaction. Corn is an ingredient found in a lot of foods. I think it has caused a lot of problems. Just like P&J that was a favorite lunch . Corn is in everything and corn surup sticks to you. Their just not aware of the added ingredients, their body is reacting to probably. Oil could be the problem, like peanut oil & corn oil used in packaged foods. This is scary, because of the reactions you can get from them can be so painful. I couldn't move because of the pain for about a day and a 1/2. That is no fun, but these jokes are!
Almond "milk": 3 almonds blended in a quart of water sold for twice the price of milk. Just eat three almonds and chase them down with a glass of water.
I actually used to play with mercury. I found a tube of it in dad’s stuff in the attic. He had a box of crap from his college days. I’d roll it around the floor. Course the house had lead paint as well.
When I ate vegeterian, everybody got upset with me. I ate most things, never had trouble finding something on the menu within my diet, improved the planet and was constantly pressured to change my diet. Now, I eat keto which is nearly all meat, but nothing with carbs. I have trouble finding anything at the grocery store, can't go to any restaurant, have a diet that costs considerably more to the ecology and face absolutely no social pressure from anybody to change. Go figure!
It seems that it's time to go back to vegetarianism. Economically it makes more sense. When I was vegan I had to be very flexible and prepared because a lot of places do not care if your chicken and your carrot were mixed up in the same frying pan. So I gave up veganism and became vegetarian, it was pretty much the same, but less worrisome.
When I adopted a pescetarian diet _(predominantly vegetarian/vegan food + periodically supplementing the diet with certain kinds of seafood)_ people encouraged me, supported me, learned new recipes, and some even doted over me - still happens sometimes. You were hanging around toxic people
Keto is so easy. Carnivore is a little more difficult at first but now I I wouldn change for anything. It easily weaned me from 50 years of Carbaholism and alcohol. Love it!!
Fun fact of the day: olives are native to Mediterranean areas, so they are not cultivated in Southeast Asia, which is typically too hot and humid for olives to grow well. Hence, "no Malaysian children were harmed in the making of these olives" would be true even if the olives were purchased from a non-fair trade store 😂
Thanks to the person who created this compilation. It's a great sampling of some really great talent!! I will definitely keep an eye open for additional content!!
I was vegan for about six months. It was for my health. It worked for about four months. Then my body was very angry. I happily went back to meat. Now we raise our own meat. Mmmm. Bacon. Steak.
Not a surprise. Veganism doesn't work for everyone, and more than a few people have medical conditions that make it impossible to go vegan and they know it but still try to push it on others.
@@Dom-De , everything causes something. Also, I have meat eaters in my family who have never gotten cancer, nor have even had the scare. Some people in the "nutritional science" community have been for sale for a long time.
@@Panwere36 hmmm, you think that -not- getting cancer is proof they aren't at increased risk due to eating meat? And science that doesn't conform with established beliefs is probably lies? The world was once widely thought to be flat. You know the meat & dairy industries are massive and promote things like "milk is good for you". which has been largely debunked. (most people are intolerant to dairy milk)
@@Dom-De , so were the original beliefs in how "bad all fat was" that led to massive amounts of sugar added to food too. As a diabetic who has doctors i have consistently asked the question, I have been repeatedly told not to go vegan for a variety of reasons. All offense, but veganism isn't at all based on total honesty and also having the nut allergies I have as well, again, I have genuine reasons to call out the lifestyle for the tactics too many vegans use. Lastly.. we are not talking about genuine health reasons.. we are talking about the propaganda.. and blending fact with fiction is something certain vegans do far more than they should. Science is supposed to be questioned.. and so should that you claim "proves" what you say.
Heath Harmison seems like that one teacher in the school every student loved because he was cooler, more youthful, funnier and laid back and managed to get us emotionally invested in the subject we taught
My kids are preschool age, but they love nature docs. So I taught them, "animals are not mean, they're just hungry." Wish vegans could understand this about their own species. It's not "mean" to eat animals. It's just nature 🤷♀️ bad for the planet with mass farming, but natural.
I loved to hear the UP (upper peninsula of MI) mentioned! I am a born & bred Yooper. I have been vegan for 15 years and my family is still a bit mystified by it!
I still talk about how great the school cafeterias were. I would be so excited everyday to see the lunch lady with the cigarette hanging out of her mouth. She was a great cook
Hope it's not the "vegans are too weak to...". Funny jokes are about half exaggeration and half reality, but that joke has no real basis whatsoever. I know some badass vegans, and some very weak people who eat way too much meat.
As someone who needs to be gluten and dairy free I think it is wonderful that you created a whole program around this issue. It is a sad reality in todays food marketplace where almost Everything is made with dairy and wheat so to hear jokes about it helps take the edge off the challenging reality. The benefits of my limitation diet are immense. At 63 my brain works better, bloated belly is gone, the list of benefits is long, it is joyous to feel so good after a lifetime of challenges. Thank you.
Jacksonville, Florida with no humidity outside? I always had to make sure my defroster was on before I crossed the intercoastal waterway at 5 a.m. on my drive to Neptune Beach.
As a kid with a strict mom, sleepovers were my cheat days. I was always amazed my friends would leave a bowl of sugary, colorful cereal to get soggy. It looked like a bowl of massacred unicorns. If you are going to kill a rainbow unicorn, at lease eat it!
@@user-kk7bh2li3l it's what my mom had us do to save money because we were poor, and milk is expensive. When I met my husband years later, he told me the same story from his childhood. That's why that part of the vid was so funny for some of us. We lived it.
You can sprinkle cuss words into almost anything and get a chuckle out of it, try it without that crutch and you really appreciate what these funny guys and gal’s are going
That's not true. Cussing in itself isn't funny, and people won't laugh unless you have something of substance to say. "Clean" comics have it easy, because people come prepared to like them just because they don't cuss.
Drybar, PLEASE do a playlist of all your awesome compilations! I love them. But they're hard for us to find now that you've done so many, unless we can remember every single topic. Pretty please! Thank you 😘
I was a full-fledged vegan for 6 years. I researched everything I put in my mouth. I LOVED IT. Now I am a vegetarian/vegan. I live with family and they use to be 100% vegan but then the kids were having trouble at sleep overs and going out with their friends. So they moved to a vegetarian diet. If I lived alone, I would go back to a 100% vegan diet.
I live with my husband, I am already 7 years vegan, (we are together 4 years), he is not vegan, not planning to change, not forcing him to change, because I become vegan purely because of my own health reasons, after that loads and loads of research. As for kids, idk, its hard to say how will we manage, but I said to my husband, that I won't cook 3 different meals 😂 it will be vegan or kid friendly omnivore. Idk I cook loads at home, I have my simple starch recipies, which makes my stomach happy, I guess if I wouldn't have such problems I would be less stricked and maybe move as well to vegetarian diet.
@@tiesiai_per_aplinkui'kid friendly omnivore'? Just not for the four-legged kids that aren't yours, right? Bc your babiiiies count. Others can get raped and die, so yours can feed on them.
if you're more texan than that then you're mexican. had to laugh on that and funny thing is that i'm half hispanic living in colorado and had a good laugh at that
My favourite sandwich as a kid was a thick layer of mashed potatoes between two slices of white bread and I had four of those for lunch every day. Good times.
It's interesting to hear all the jokes about vegans being weak. My cousin is a vegan and he does triathlons and is a fire fighter. He could whip most of these comedians' butts if he wanted to. 😊
I don't understand the constant references to the myth that vegans are physically weak. I am vegan. When I was younger I also boxed, played rugby, soccer and squash on a regular basis. My diet never had an adverse effect on me
In as much as as the subject is food: Two extraterrestrials sitting at a bar, one extraterrestrial speaking to the other one " it been a rough week, a couple of days ago I had to have two hemorrhoids removed ". The other answers back, " Don't feel bad, my doctor told me to chew my food better, I was having two humanoids removed !".
It always cracks me up when people say vegans are weak, gorillas eat vegan other than insects and they are jacked. I’m not even vegan but it’s just not accurate
Most of it is awful. Like a doorstop. I have a grandchild with celiac disease so I constantly try to make edible bread for him. The problem is that nothing adequately replaces wheat.
My doctor has me on a diet to lose weight. I've eaten so many salads even the wild rabbits that run through my yard are starting to look sexy! And having to read the labels on EVERYTHING to determine what I don't like and have to eat is crazy!
Me too. Going father back....50s & 60s - Vegetarians ate fish, eggs, milk and cheese. Seems like many things have gotten MUCH STRICTER. I blame Millennials 😝😝😝.
People crying for attention! I’m so special - Good more meat for me - ( being sarcastic) Honest opinion - All the crap they put in foods these days Hormone jacked up in meat - GMO’s High FRUSTOSE Corn syrups all hidden sugars Got diabetes yet ! Alarming amount of kids ADD - Austism No wonder a lot unhealthy individuals. No DR or pharma made money off healthy people. All processed - I feel if you eat what God gave us naturally - Maybe the best way -
26:09 as an avid carnivore, im not offended that the guy is a vegetarian, im offended that he thinks he could clearly see, hear, or even notice, a person 500yrds away.
If some people were not so pretentious about their "dietary choices", most of these jokes wouldn't be so funny. It is the snobbery that makes them hilarious.
My great uncle Milt was a pioneer heritage Mormon believer. His favorite joke was: Why do you never take just one Mormon fishing with you? Answer: Because he will drink all your beer! Such is humanity. At least we can laugh at ourselves when we need to.
My father taught me how to make pancakes. A couple of girlfriends ago bought some gluten free flour with which for me to make pancakes. I did. Once. Never again. I'll eat pancake shaped construction paper before making gluten free pancakes again.
Nothing can adequately replace wheat or gluten. GF bakery products are just not as good. People with Celiac Disease must eat gluten free. Nobody else needs to.
@@KB-xs4cl sounds good if you like mustard on lettuce, I prefer mayo personally. I know, mayo isn't vegan, but it IS vegetarian. And since I'm NOT vegetarian, I'd have to add turkey breast and bacon to your list.....and tomatoes, can't forget the home grown tomatoes (hydroponic isn't worth bothering with). In fact I just had a turkey breast, bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo sandwich on honey wheat toast for supper last night. I like cheese too, but I prefer to save cheese for on melts. I'm making myself hungry, I better stop before I go snag some of the leftover mushroom pizza in the fridge.😋
Andy Hendrickson I’m a retired naturopathic practitioner, hygienic nutritional consultant and have been a vegan for 51 years; (a raw, grain-free vegan for 23 years). Because of karate and skiing activities in my earlier years in northern Ontario for 25 years, I have maintained a disease-free and very healthy, toned body. I have strong, fit and healthy vegan (not raw) descendants ranging from 43 oldest daughter to 8 years old- youngest grandchild).
The other day I choked on a carrot. I thought to myself: "A donut would never betray me like that."
That’s hilarious. 💖
I loved that! Lol.
lol
Omg I choked on my drink reading this! Love it!
I laughed so hard my pince-nez fell off my nose. 🤣
“If you’re more texan than me you’re Mexican” 😂👏🏽
🤭😊🤣💀☠️
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Witty🤭
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@@dayvraezer6346 7:56
"14 plates, 12 calories, what's goin' on here?" that killed me, so true! 😂😂
Waterboarding the squirrels to find out when the deer arrive😂😂
"Had to eat cereal with a fork to save on milk." I'm ded 🤣
Bravo for the Mexican joke. A man with culture.
The people that decorate the background are just awesome! They do a really good job. It's always different and cool.
... and here, all I was doing, was paying attention to the jokes...
J/K. 😜
Yep, that looks like such a fun job.
Yeah, you can tell that Dry Bar is a real passion project for everyone involved! I wanna visit someday!
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I've thought the same thing before!♡°♡
Funny, an ad came on while I was watching this about KFC spicy fried chicken!
I LOVE Dry Bar! Outstanding comedians and no filth. Thanks, Dry Bar!
It’s the “no filth” part I like. Gotta be really clever and truly funny just cleaning up their act, right?
Dry bar only employs clean comedians
by the looks of this video, the rules are so restrictive that they all have to tell the same tired jokes
The almond milk part is quite sus tho 😂
They only produce and promote clean comedians
Jeff Allen had me WHEEZING with the rice cakes 😭😭😭😭😭
Once I told a farmer, very humble chap, that I didn't eat meat. He thought about it for a second and then said: "It is really easy to take care of you, then. You are like a cow or a rabbit."
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was he hoping you shared hobbies with the rabbit?
04:10 dude kills me every time, my guy went vegan and turned antianimal all at the same time lmao
All these comedians really helped during 2020. Thanks to all✌💜
Yo relatable AF
2020 was the year I binged more stand up comedian content more than I collectively have in my entire life before the fact.
A nice get away from all the political nonsense.
I am a Vegan and this is hysterical to me!!!! loved it
Can't even cook when the chicken is watching lmfao 😂😂😂
The milking almonds joke slayed me… 😂
Spirit animal guy absolutely had me rolling. And his voice sounds like Winnie the Pooh for some reason, I love it.
He does give off teddy-bear vibes 😊
I was once vegan because I wanted to try it for a year, then pescetarian the next year. It was really so much fun to discover how my sense of taste change, how my body change. I am really enjoing these videos.
The second guy killed me with the giggles
Take a shot every time someone says “they’re in here they’re just too weak to raise their arms” guaranteed to be blackout 30 mins in
right!!
Unfortunately for us this is Drybar. No drinking allowed!
But your comment was funnier than this video!
LOL totally 😂
Kiiiind of just proves the misconception of it plant diet lol yes all jokes but the fact that every other person said it really speaks volumes. Been plant based for 2 years and I am by far the healthiest and even stronger than I ever have been . All the other jokes were great but that joke is just lame and a weak attempt. O well lol
And boy are their wings tired
I am a proud supporter of the 1/4 mile vegan marathon.
I can relate to to the guy who was vegetarian until he broke up with his girlfriend. I lived with my ex in Cali for 4 years and was vegetarian for 2 of those years. We broke up, I moved back home to Philly and one of the first things I did was buy and eat a cheesesteak.
And i bet you ran to nearest toilet 🤣
Philly up
Ok....
No Philly Cheesesteak?!! 🤣🤣
Lmao
I can't friggin breathe! That first female comic was hysterical! 😂🤣
43:59 To be fair a lot has evolved in agriculture. Some people say they are allergic to wheat in the USA; but then they go to Europe and they are fine.
GMO’s
Pesticides,GMO , herbicides and chemical fertilizers
it's the ingredience they add. I can't eat certain ones from the same company. My girlfriends daughter was constantly being rushed to the hospital. She couldn't eat fries, cake, all kinds of odd foods. They thought she was poisoning her. Looking back now, because I and my son had food allergies at one point. I realized our bodies had too much of it and your body is reacting to it, saying to stop eating it for a while, because it has enough and doesn't want any more. That's why we crave certain foods and we have enough causing a body reaction. Corn is an ingredient found in a lot of foods. I think it has caused a lot of problems. Just like P&J that was a favorite lunch . Corn is in everything and corn surup sticks to you. Their just not aware of the added ingredients, their body is reacting to probably. Oil could be the problem, like peanut oil & corn oil used in packaged foods. This is scary, because of the reactions you can get from them can be so painful. I couldn't move because of the pain for about a day and a 1/2. That is no fun, but these jokes are!
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In Germany and some other countries it has to be labelled as Drink. So there's Almond drink, soy drink, oat drink and so on.
Almond "milk": 3 almonds blended in a quart of water sold for twice the price of milk. Just eat three almonds and chase them down with a glass of water.
Erica Rhodes: "How about we just.. never speak again?" So funny!!! 😅
This video should really be called "People all tell the same jokes for an hour".
It's 1:55:03... almost 2 hours... 👍
Thanks again, DB!! 👍
Your point?
It's because stereotypes are repeated for a reason....the element of truth
Can always tell a vegan
Yeah, check out Patrik Baboumian, a vegan weightlifter. And others. The same joke gets pretty old after multiple iterations.
I actually used to play with mercury. I found a tube of it in dad’s stuff in the attic. He had a box of crap from his college days. I’d roll it around the floor. Course the house had lead paint as well.
That is one Toxic house 😮😮😢
When I ate vegeterian, everybody got upset with me. I ate most things, never had trouble finding something on the menu within my diet, improved the planet and was constantly pressured to change my diet. Now, I eat keto which is nearly all meat, but nothing with carbs. I have trouble finding anything at the grocery store, can't go to any restaurant, have a diet that costs considerably more to the ecology and face absolutely no social pressure from anybody to change. Go figure!
Aren' t you constipated?
It seems that it's time to go back to vegetarianism. Economically it makes more sense. When I was vegan I had to be very flexible and prepared because a lot of places do not care if your chicken and your carrot were mixed up in the same frying pan. So I gave up veganism and became vegetarian, it was pretty much the same, but less worrisome.
When I adopted a pescetarian diet _(predominantly vegetarian/vegan food + periodically supplementing the diet with certain kinds of seafood)_ people encouraged me, supported me, learned new recipes, and some even doted over me - still happens sometimes. You were hanging around toxic people
People tell me how unhealthy and impossible keto is. Funny how i get healthier on it.
Keto is so easy. Carnivore is a little more difficult at first but now I I wouldn change for anything. It easily weaned me from 50 years of Carbaholism and alcohol. Love it!!
My ancestors did not claw their way to the top of the food chain so I can eat a carrot. Thank you.
Fun fact of the day: olives are native to Mediterranean areas, so they are not cultivated in Southeast Asia, which is typically too hot and humid for olives to grow well. Hence, "no Malaysian children were harmed in the making of these olives" would be true even if the olives were purchased from a non-fair trade store 😂
“My Mr. Potatohead had a face.” That one killed me. All the jokes were great, but that one caught me off guard.
Thanks to the person who created this compilation.
It's a great sampling of some really great talent!!
I will definitely keep an eye open for additional content!!
watching this on opening day of deer season as Im putting meat into freezer bags.
I was vegan for about six months. It was for my health. It worked for about four months. Then my body was very angry. I happily went back to meat. Now we raise our own meat. Mmmm. Bacon. Steak.
Not a surprise. Veganism doesn't work for everyone, and more than a few people have medical conditions that make it impossible to go vegan and they know it but still try to push it on others.
@@Panwere36...but science says eating meat increases the risk of cancer, so I guess I'll skip it thanks.
@@Dom-De , everything causes something. Also, I have meat eaters in my family who have never gotten cancer, nor have even had the scare.
Some people in the "nutritional science" community have been for sale for a long time.
@@Panwere36 hmmm, you think that -not- getting cancer is proof they aren't at increased risk due to eating meat? And science that doesn't conform with established beliefs is probably lies? The world was once widely thought to be flat. You know the meat & dairy industries are massive and promote things like "milk is good for you". which has been largely debunked. (most people are intolerant to dairy milk)
@@Dom-De , so were the original beliefs in how "bad all fat was" that led to massive amounts of sugar added to food too. As a diabetic who has doctors i have consistently asked the question, I have been repeatedly told not to go vegan for a variety of reasons. All offense, but veganism isn't at all based on total honesty and also having the nut allergies I have as well, again, I have genuine reasons to call out the lifestyle for the tactics too many vegans use.
Lastly.. we are not talking about genuine health reasons.. we are talking about the propaganda.. and blending fact with fiction is something certain vegans do far more than they should. Science is supposed to be questioned.. and so should that you claim "proves" what you say.
Heath Harmison seems like that one teacher in the school every student loved because he was cooler, more youthful, funnier and laid back and managed to get us emotionally invested in the subject we taught
I love Karen Rontowski’s quirky, hilarious humor.
I love that hefty giggle he has. Makes me laugh a little bit more with each joke it's awesome. Like a second wind to each joke!
My kids are preschool age, but they love nature docs. So I taught them, "animals are not mean, they're just hungry." Wish vegans could understand this about their own species. It's not "mean" to eat animals. It's just nature 🤷♀️ bad for the planet with mass farming, but natural.
Took me a second to get the prysism joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I loved to hear the UP (upper peninsula of MI) mentioned! I am a born & bred Yooper. I have been vegan for 15 years and my family is still a bit mystified by it!
He's right!! Cap'n Crunch, searing hot pizza cheese, and bubbling gravy in a pie crust will tear your mouth up!!
I still talk about how great the school cafeterias were. I would be so excited everyday to see the lunch lady with the cigarette hanging out of her mouth. She was a great cook
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"No product contains an ingredient that comes from an animal.
Well, that's ironic, 'cause this is some bullsh..." LOOOL!!
I read in a very old book once that there is only one true vegan joke. We saw it here, over and over again.
And you tell it to a vegan, they can’t get mad at you, they don’t have the energy to!
To be fair, there are two.
@@JohnGramer06 and not true.
@@JohnGramer06 lol
Hope it's not the "vegans are too weak to...". Funny jokes are about half exaggeration and half reality, but that joke has no real basis whatsoever. I know some badass vegans, and some very weak people who eat way too much meat.
As someone who needs to be gluten and dairy free I think it is wonderful that you created a whole program around this issue. It is a sad reality in todays food marketplace where almost Everything is made with dairy and wheat so to hear jokes about it helps take the edge off the challenging reality. The benefits of my limitation diet are immense. At 63 my brain works better, bloated belly is gone, the list of benefits is long, it is joyous to feel so good after a lifetime of challenges. Thank you.
The only people who need to avoid gluten are people with Celiac Disease or an allergy to gluten.
Some of these were absolutely hilarious, yes, my family is vegan.
This is an interesting sentence...lol
See?! Love a sense of humor
Jacksonville, Florida with no humidity outside? I always had to make sure my defroster was on before I crossed the intercoastal waterway at 5 a.m. on my drive to Neptune Beach.
As a kid with a strict mom, sleepovers were my cheat days. I was always amazed my friends would leave a bowl of sugary, colorful cereal to get soggy. It looked like a bowl of massacred unicorns. If you are going to kill a rainbow unicorn, at lease eat it!
Eating cereal with a fork to save on milk bc you're poor is real. We lived it, lol.
Spon costs just as much as a fork. It has nothing to do with being poor. We had it hard but we had all of the silverware
@@user-kk7bh2li3l no, you use a fork so that less milk is required. IYKYK.
@@Storm_Lily that's not nomal
@@user-kk7bh2li3l it's what my mom had us do to save money because we were poor, and milk is expensive. When I met my husband years later, he told me the same story from his childhood. That's why that part of the vid was so funny for some of us. We lived it.
@@user-kk7bh2li3l15:30 is the time stamp if you need to see it again...
Oh, I love that this was all vegan jokes! Vegan 15 years and I laughed out loud the whole video!
And you’re still alive? Wow
"When I get on a plane and I look around I see a smorgasbord." 😄🤣😂😆
so funny... there's so such thing in my country...i mean, if we have something, ANYTHING to eat for the day, then we're all greatful.
Where are you from? Makes my heart break!
Yes, if we want to feed the world, we all need to eat grains. That's what feeds the world.
Spam. If you don't have enough to eat, you definitely can't afford an internet bill
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In some countries, internet is a public utility or even free (government provided with taxpayer funds.)
internets free-@@kriscent1
You can sprinkle cuss words into almost anything and get a chuckle out of it, try it without that crutch and you really appreciate what these funny guys and gal’s are going
That's not true. Cussing in itself isn't funny, and people won't laugh unless you have something of substance to say. "Clean" comics have it easy, because people come prepared to like them just because they don't cuss.
"So poor we ate cereal with a fork to save on milk" 😂
I made cookies in my belly! 🤣🤣🤣
Drybar, PLEASE do a playlist of all your awesome compilations! I love them. But they're hard for us to find now that you've done so many, unless we can remember every single topic. Pretty please! Thank you 😘
Have you tried "Dry bar compilations?"
I was a full-fledged vegan for 6 years. I researched everything I put in my mouth. I LOVED IT. Now I am a vegetarian/vegan. I live with family and they use to be 100% vegan but then the kids were having trouble at sleep overs and going out with their friends. So they moved to a vegetarian diet. If I lived alone, I would go back to a 100% vegan diet.
I live with my husband, I am already 7 years vegan, (we are together 4 years), he is not vegan, not planning to change, not forcing him to change, because I become vegan purely because of my own health reasons, after that loads and loads of research.
As for kids, idk, its hard to say how will we manage, but I said to my husband, that I won't cook 3 different meals 😂 it will be vegan or kid friendly omnivore.
Idk I cook loads at home, I have my simple starch recipies, which makes my stomach happy, I guess if I wouldn't have such problems I would be less stricked and maybe move as well to vegetarian diet.
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@@tiesiai_per_aplinkui'kid friendly omnivore'? Just not for the four-legged kids that aren't yours, right? Bc your babiiiies count. Others can get raped and die, so yours can feed on them.
If you're choosing a rape and murder industry 'bc of the people' you have NEVER been a vegan!
Nice juicy greasy cheese burger 🍔 with salad . I'm both. Lol
if you're more texan than that then you're mexican. had to laugh on that and funny thing is that i'm half hispanic living in colorado and had a good laugh at that
Lots of fun, thanks!! 😀😃😄😆😅🤣😂
I’ll board that ark with Jeff Goldblum!! Thanks dinojesus!
My favourite sandwich as a kid was a thick layer of mashed potatoes between two slices of white bread and I had four of those for lunch every day. Good times.
Mayo sandwiches were my fav
I like sandwiches and mash potatoes nut that sounds gross
It's interesting to hear all the jokes about vegans being weak. My cousin is a vegan and he does triathlons and is a fire fighter. He could whip most of these comedians' butts if he wanted to. 😊
Load up Nugent. That’s funny.
Ok ok ok. I'm sorry I missed her name but the first woman was freaking awesome. Found out it's the fastest way to annoy people is perfect.
I don't understand the constant references to the myth that vegans are physically weak. I am vegan. When I was younger I also boxed, played rugby, soccer and squash on a regular basis. My diet never had an adverse effect on me
1:13:14 I completely forgot how much I used to love spaghetti and meatballs on white bread, it has been 30 years since I had that
I hope you have it here an there as you'd like now life's too short to not have the things you enjoy once in a while if you get the chance ♡
Apparently he's never seen cupcake wars because there's always ALWAYS one group that makes either vegan or gluten free cupcakes lol
I assume you meant “Gluten” since no cupcake is Glutton-free! 😂
"Do you have an eating outfit?"
Yes, I eat in whatever outfit I'm wearing. 😆🤣
I really like Dry Bar-very funny! Thank you for the video and all the chuckles!
In as much as as the subject is food: Two extraterrestrials sitting at a bar, one extraterrestrial speaking to the other one " it been a rough week, a couple of days ago I had to have two hemorrhoids removed ". The other answers back, " Don't feel bad, my doctor told me to chew my food better, I was having two humanoids removed !".
badoom, phsssss!
I don't eat meat and I can't stop laughing.
"We're both average painters" 😂😅
I had a teacher who became a vegetarian when he was a very little kid, except for hot dogs. For some reason, he didn't consider hot dogs to be meat.
Understandable
@@TheRealGypsyJane😂😂😂
They aren’t.
They’re a petroleum product.
It always cracks me up when people say vegans are weak, gorillas eat vegan other than insects and they are jacked. I’m not even vegan but it’s just not accurate
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 being vegan means you can't even cook when the chicken is watching.
1:01:50
My great grandmother used to say everyone eats a pound of dirt before they die. She lived to 90 something.....
:D A whole comedy show all about my diet, yes! It's so relatable, went from being obsessed with meat, to vegan, over 3 year process.
Except the animals that raid the vegetable garden. BAMM!
I hate vegans.
Vegans eat my food.
Vegans eat the food that my food eats.
*A whole twenty minutes
I’m so glad I found this channel - ty to every talented laugh maker to Grace your stage👏👏👏👏👏
I've eaten gluten free bread that my daughter sent me in a goody box. Omg it was like eating cement it was gross!
Most of it is awful. Like a doorstop. I have a grandchild with celiac disease so I constantly try to make edible bread for him. The problem is that nothing adequately replaces wheat.
My doctor has me on a diet to lose weight. I've eaten so many salads even the wild rabbits that run through my yard are starting to look sexy! And having to read the labels on EVERYTHING to determine what I don't like and have to eat is crazy!
The vegan bakery joke was brutal (18:30). I am still crying with laughter
Yeah, esp since vegan baking isn't that bad. Thin Mints are Vegan.
I remember when vegetarian was a big deal and all it meant was no meat. Honey, dairy, yeast, eggs just no meat.
Me too. Going father back....50s & 60s - Vegetarians ate fish, eggs, milk and cheese.
Seems like many things have gotten MUCH STRICTER. I blame Millennials 😝😝😝.
@@joannaedwards6325 vegetarian still do
A vegan doesn't
@@roselee4445
Oh. Ok. Thank you. ✌
People crying for attention! I’m so special - Good more meat for me -
( being sarcastic)
Honest opinion - All the crap they put in foods these days Hormone jacked up in meat - GMO’s High FRUSTOSE Corn syrups all hidden sugars Got diabetes yet ! Alarming amount of kids ADD - Austism No wonder a lot unhealthy individuals. No DR or pharma made money off healthy people. All processed - I feel if you eat what God gave us naturally - Maybe the best way -
I laughed hardest so far at Larry Omaha and the people on the plane being like a buffet! OMG! So stUp!
-=8-D
My tablet was playing this when I woke up. Thank you, algorithm! I enjoyed it!
26:09 as an avid carnivore, im not offended that the guy is a vegetarian, im offended that he thinks he could clearly see, hear, or even notice, a person 500yrds away.
If some people were not so pretentious about their "dietary choices", most of these jokes wouldn't be so funny. It is the snobbery that makes them hilarious.
My great uncle Milt was a pioneer heritage Mormon believer. His favorite joke was: Why do you never take just one Mormon fishing with you? Answer: Because he will drink all your beer! Such is humanity. At least we can laugh at ourselves when we need to.
And may I add….
Your wives, too!
They 're passing out, get them hep!!!😂
My father taught me how to make pancakes.
A couple of girlfriends ago bought some gluten free flour with which for me to make pancakes.
I did.
Once.
Never again.
I'll eat pancake shaped construction paper before making gluten free pancakes again.
I made some gluten free vegan pancakes and brought them to a pancake breakfast, nobody could tell the difference.
@@koadnonnash Different recipe, I'd presume...
Try Pamela's brand gluten free. No one can tell they are gluten free. Even the kids can't tell.
@@realbadger Plus different method. You can't treat gluten-free like it has gluten. Lol.
Nothing can adequately replace wheat or gluten. GF bakery products are just not as good. People with Celiac Disease must eat gluten free. Nobody else needs to.
The most common doctor recommended over the counter diet in the 1800,s was,,,,tape worms.
This is true!!!
'The only way im losing 50 pounds is if i visit a London casino."
Norm MacDonald
RIP
Did you hear about the guy who stole the calendar?
He got 12 months. Or maybe he was just looking for a date.
This compilation is Gold. 👌💛
Nut Juice 😂!
Right 😂 uggggh lol
What does a vegetarian use mustard for.....soft pretzels!
I'd use some in potato salad or mac salad.
@@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 ALSO a good choice.
Sandwiches 😋 Bread, lettuce, cheese, mayo, mustard -- delish!
@@KB-xs4cl sounds good if you like mustard on lettuce, I prefer mayo personally. I know, mayo isn't vegan, but it IS vegetarian. And since I'm NOT vegetarian, I'd have to add turkey breast and bacon to your list.....and tomatoes, can't forget the home grown tomatoes (hydroponic isn't worth bothering with). In fact I just had a turkey breast, bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo sandwich on honey wheat toast for supper last night. I like cheese too, but I prefer to save cheese for on melts. I'm making myself hungry, I better stop before I go snag some of the leftover mushroom pizza in the fridge.😋
@@juliebaker6969 hahaha, that sounds PRETTY tasty! Used to love turkey breast sandwiches. Enjoy! 😂
Andy Hendrickson I’m a retired naturopathic practitioner, hygienic nutritional consultant and have been a vegan for 51 years; (a raw, grain-free vegan for 23 years). Because of karate and skiing activities in my earlier years in northern Ontario for 25 years, I have maintained a disease-free and very healthy, toned body. I have strong, fit and healthy vegan (not raw) descendants ranging from 43 oldest daughter to 8 years old- youngest grandchild).
It’s the trachea not the esophagus😂 Made the joke even funnier😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂