Your Wife Is More Complicated Than You. Rex Havens - Full Special

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

Комментарии • 1,5 тыс.

  • @leojanuszewski1019
    @leojanuszewski1019 4 года назад +1524

    This guy has to be a genius to be able to rapidly reel off (perfectly) such long lists of somewhat-obscure words from memory.

    • @rhondadean5455
      @rhondadean5455 4 года назад +28

      O m g this man is so per pants funny. He must be a party every day to live with. He makes me laugh do real....love him

    • @onearmedbandit9543
      @onearmedbandit9543 4 года назад +21

      Lots of practice...

    • @dovie2blue
      @dovie2blue 4 года назад +19

      The colors!!!

    • @FigaroHey
      @FigaroHey 4 года назад +14

      They've done this routine many, many times...

    • @llddau
      @llddau 4 года назад +5

      Yeah true (apart from the “lip shadow” bit) what a memory.

  • @be1410all
    @be1410all 3 года назад +86

    He is a genius. He is funny. He is polished. He cares about people. He delivers very good (and clean) humour. He is a genius. [Thank you Rex Havens for laughter, joy, and a sense of awe at your magic!]

    • @mikelabor7688
      @mikelabor7688 Год назад +2

      Agreed. I especially note the keen observation of human nature, and it in good fun.

  • @ds525252
    @ds525252 4 года назад +1519

    How does Drybar get so many excellent comics, really unique funny routines, they just keep coming, this guy is GREAT!

    • @rocarlosdavis622
      @rocarlosdavis622 4 года назад +16

      Awesome in every ..or at least 3 ways..inside joke😬

    • @ds525252
      @ds525252 4 года назад +5

      Rocarlos Davis 3 inputs✔️

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 4 года назад +38

      It’s because if you want to be funny and you’re not allowed to be raunchy - it’s a serious challenge. So you only get the cream of the crop. That’s my philosophy anyways.

    • @rocarlosdavis622
      @rocarlosdavis622 4 года назад +1

      @@ds525252 thanks for your acknowledgement of my sensational comments..btw I think that you really do care about me? Or do you like Cablevision way more??👽

    • @ds525252
      @ds525252 4 года назад +3

      Rocarlos Davis are you THE Ricardo Davis? What are you doing here? I feel very privileged to be exchanging with you Sir!

  • @marybethleib8286
    @marybethleib8286 4 года назад +114

    Omg.... running through the shoe colors.... that deserves an award of some kind, so clever and impressive!!!

  • @calm.aware.
    @calm.aware. 4 года назад +306

    This guy is THE greatest comedian I’ve seen here on DryBar. His act is well written, wonderfully performed, offers much more than just cheap laughs and dumb jokes. Thank you so much for this special! I hope there are more to come!

    • @kellygarnet6329
      @kellygarnet6329 3 года назад +7

      He wrote a book. Everything I needed to know I learned from my wife. Hilarious.

  • @inhizownimij
    @inhizownimij 4 года назад +328

    I loved this guy. He wasn't butchering a dirty act by cutting out the inappropriate parts. You can feel the cringe-worthy voids when they do that. He made a genuinely funny, intelligent piece of art.

  • @jeanettaM194
    @jeanettaM194 4 года назад +905

    He just made me realize that I’m missing a few shoe colors. He’s really good and knows a lot about women fashion and cosmetics. Lots of laughs.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 года назад +9

      I just discovered I have one too many.

    • @Chris____.
      @Chris____. 4 года назад +10

      I just discovered I only have 2.

    • @timothywhitehead4
      @timothywhitehead4 4 года назад +20

      I am not missing a single one, I got my black and brown

    • @jasonbailey9139
      @jasonbailey9139 4 года назад +20

      @@timothywhitehead4 me, too...but I've thrown white into the mix for those times when my wife isn't around to tell me which color I should be wearing.

    • @protempora1
      @protempora1 4 года назад +4

      LOL

  • @tomadams3528
    @tomadams3528 4 года назад +358

    " If everybody jumped off the bridge! eventually it won't be much of a fall. I wouldn't go 1st."
    ~Rex Havens.

  • @brentiers
    @brentiers 4 года назад +1151

    You can tell he studied Carlin, but that's not a bad thing since the writing and delivery are on point. Good job.

    • @mrscary3105
      @mrscary3105 4 года назад +44

      Agreed, he is using his timing. In time he will find his own voice.

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 4 года назад +74

      @@mrscary3105 There's more of his material out there, just search. I don't know when he created this performance, but yes, he's clearly channeling Carlin an a lot of ways. And you know? We need a little Carlin right now. So, Rex, go to it. It would be a pleasure for the world to have someone, perhaps YOU, carry on with George's work. Great work!

    • @andrewhagy2209
      @andrewhagy2209 4 года назад +12

      I was drawn more to Jeffery Allen. And Carlin’s style wasn’t specific to him. Robin Williams or Jim Carey. I find it’s more in the emphasis of the material and the phrasing, as the boys above me have said.

    • @colemanadamson5943
      @colemanadamson5943 4 года назад +27

      I noted the same characteristic. Similar but with his own style. And yes, he is well polished (from years of practice no doubt). Very funny.

    • @superbrewio5250
      @superbrewio5250 4 года назад +24

      Definitely Carlin-Esque

  • @TopDogTrading
    @TopDogTrading Год назад +38

    This is comedy GENIUS! How is he not more famous???

  • @abigailramdass1450
    @abigailramdass1450 4 года назад +163

    I LOVE him ,he's so funny. He really knows so much stuff about women. I enjoyed the video: clean comedy. Great talent.

    • @ayporos
      @ayporos 4 года назад +2

      Yeah he really catered to the female audience.
      As a man myself I prefer my comedy a bit more raw and dirty.. but I must concede at least he didn't fully pander only to the females by throwing in that bit about towel decoration being ridiculous. I really appreciated that, and I hope in his next bit he'll actually mention those 7 things women should learn to say. :)

    • @jessicaconner1242
      @jessicaconner1242 2 года назад +1

      Now we need to call another meeting

  • @caroliner2029
    @caroliner2029 4 года назад +57

    Rex Havens is a comedic genius.
    His rapid-fire monologues showing in-depth research & understanding of female garments and shoes, not to mention female psyche and male-female relationship dynamics is extraordinary.
    What a beautiful and respectful message to every woman on the planet ❤️
    It was incredible to hear.
    So life-affirming and lovely.
    Thank you!

  • @kneedeepinbluegrass3086
    @kneedeepinbluegrass3086 4 года назад +314

    Brilliant content AND delivery!
    On a side note, I can imagine him as a very cool professor or high school teacher.
    The one you will always remember and always be grateful for. 👍

    • @neen42
      @neen42 4 года назад +18

      He's a former professor, actually.

    • @kneedeepinbluegrass3086
      @kneedeepinbluegrass3086 4 года назад +16

      @@neen42 awesome!
      He gave me a vibe that he would be gifted in such a position.
      I ended up finding/reading his bio later that night, so I did see that he is a former professor.
      I just can't believe this is the first time I heard him... and he has been doing this for 20 some odd years!
      Love him!

    •  4 года назад

      Parole officer..

    • @FullMoonHowl
      @FullMoonHowl 4 года назад +8

      I'd definitely want to take his class.

  • @cedarpoplar
    @cedarpoplar 6 месяцев назад +14

    A man cannot lead without a woman close to him. We're all in need. God bless this man

  • @canehdiandude
    @canehdiandude 4 года назад +337

    The car names scheme was brilliant and hilarious 😄

    • @heavenlopez3102
      @heavenlopez3102 4 года назад +3

      I KNOW RIGHT!

    • @MA-ck6kq
      @MA-ck6kq 4 года назад +2

      I loved it:)

    • @nalk20
      @nalk20 4 года назад +4

      @ The Eternity Is the car you cant sell used because it is a piece of crap - You're stuck with it for eternity.

    • @SuperKirezi
      @SuperKirezi 3 года назад +1

      That bit was brilliant. I am recording it for future reference 😁

    • @ahashdahnagila6884
      @ahashdahnagila6884 3 года назад +3

      @canehdiandude
      Hey, dude! What's life like, up there in "canehdia"?

  • @michellesteimle9969
    @michellesteimle9969 4 года назад +384

    Hilarious, today I was in walmart and walked by a guy on phone with a woman and trying to describe the color of a pair of shoes. "I don't know they are bluish?..."
    I supplied, "Turquoise." And kept walking. :D

    • @HomemakerDaze
      @HomemakerDaze 4 года назад +33

      That's bluish green right lol

    •  4 года назад +3

      Or caribean submariner sky in candle speak...seaweed wrap optional...lol...

    • @Mexicobeanpole
      @Mexicobeanpole 4 года назад +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sammynalla
      @sammynalla 4 года назад +16

      Bless you!

    • @asherikamichaela8425
      @asherikamichaela8425 3 года назад +19

      You life saver! 😂🤣

  • @Marcelube
    @Marcelube 4 года назад +333

    That guy is a great fan of George Carlin. Incredibly talented, too.

    • @dmrc43
      @dmrc43 4 года назад +22

      I noticed the homage to Carlin, really good jokes too. Love this guy.

    • @brentiers
      @brentiers 4 года назад +19

      Exactly. Bless him. We need someone that can fill part of the void he left.

    • @Redfury501
      @Redfury501 4 года назад +13

      glad it's not just me that noticed

    • @captainheinie6355
      @captainheinie6355 4 года назад +7

      Everything you said is correct. Loved your video. . Thank you. respect.

    • @galeh6904
      @galeh6904 4 года назад +7

      I'm stoked this guy is around. It's true he fills the Carlin void to an extent. Smart work.

  • @jackyyes
    @jackyyes 4 года назад +61

    Rex Havens is absolutely brilliant! The smartest and most hilarious Stand up ever!

  • @sujoygupta5264
    @sujoygupta5264 4 года назад +204

    I'd laugh beyond just smiling and giggling but this guy's writing is super tight. Don't want to miss a word. Come to Toronto, dude.

  • @rainsofhealing4091
    @rainsofhealing4091 4 года назад +55

    FINALLY I can watch comedy again! No foul language or overt sexuality and raunchiness. Proof it IS possible to be funny without the 'rated R/X' rating! Thank you!

  • @mikefoehr235
    @mikefoehr235 4 года назад +178

    I died at the mens underwear thing and wedding. This guy was off the charts funny!!!👍👍👍🇨🇦

  • @HighOnLife1985
    @HighOnLife1985 4 года назад +304

    "Men can't tell the difference between a pump and a flat. What men do know is when you have a flat, you need a pump."
    By the way, this guy reminds me of Jeff Allen

    • @daniellepatenaude3890
      @daniellepatenaude3890 4 года назад +3

      I loved that line! Hilarious!

    • @TheAshley9697
      @TheAshley9697 4 года назад +12

      I thought the same thing 😂 he jokes similar to Jeff and somewhat looks like him too lol

    • @rosannaburt3048
      @rosannaburt3048 4 года назад +4

      Very true I watch this once before and research looking for this I started Jeff allen lol both all throughout funny

    • @AndrewVelonis
      @AndrewVelonis 3 года назад

      Yeah, he said that line twice. Why do they do that?

    • @adriandlobo
      @adriandlobo 2 года назад +1

      Exactly i thought Jeff Allen went skin head!

  • @saraojala6283
    @saraojala6283 Год назад +18

    Thank you. It is like this for every area of women's lives....100 shampoos to choose from, 60 nail manicure kits...40 kinds of body wash. It's overwhelming to have to make SO MANY CHOICES.

  • @markbrownner6565
    @markbrownner6565 4 года назад +45

    'the heck with it..we got an infinity...top that'......this guy is truly gifted...great delivery & material....

  • @Meggyp0p
    @Meggyp0p 4 года назад +55

    This guy is great!!! He’s so quick and deadpan and I love it!!

  • @AK-jt7kh
    @AK-jt7kh 4 года назад +547

    My ex using my exfoliating scrub: “The new body wash is...scratchy. It hurts. I don’t like it.”
    Pretty sure he used it all over. This comedian is bringing back memories 😂

    • @merlinious01
      @merlinious01 4 года назад +23

      As a man, I understand his plight.

    • @jayamilapersson4030
      @jayamilapersson4030 3 года назад +23

      @@merlinious01 as a woman I just laughed.

    • @AK-ix3yt
      @AK-ix3yt 3 года назад +9

      If it works on my face or hair then it works on the rest of me

    • @celticphoenix2579
      @celticphoenix2579 3 года назад +10

      As a woman, I not only laughed, I understand why he is your ex lol

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 3 года назад +3

      @@AK-ix3yt oh man! I hope you don’t use it in your hair! 🤣

  • @pragueexpat5106
    @pragueexpat5106 4 года назад +29

    Oh my!, the bit about bridesmaid's excitement had me in tears!

  • @chitrachopra1947
    @chitrachopra1947 Год назад +21

    How on earth did he remember all those names...phenomenal memory!

  • @oheyambrr
    @oheyambrr 4 года назад +51

    So good! I was playing this on the iPad and my boyfriend immediately turned around and asked, “is that George Carlin?” We we’re both in tears at parts of this routine. Nicely done.

  • @NihouNi
    @NihouNi 3 года назад +11

    Dry Bar Comedy is the place I go to when lockdown is just a bit much. I'm so glad to have finally found place where people don't swear, and are all the funnier for relying on their wit. Thankyou!!

  • @ibleebinU
    @ibleebinU 4 года назад +80

    This guy, Rex, is amazing. Very Carlin like and a memory like no other.

  • @smartpoota9223
    @smartpoota9223 4 года назад +394

    He’s in the wrong profession lmao this man is actually a rapper🤣

    • @izzy-ce3re
      @izzy-ce3re 4 года назад +6

      thats what i was thinking

    • @Zachypoo430
      @Zachypoo430 4 года назад +8

      He would definitely be a better rapper than some of the others now a days

    • @catc6050
      @catc6050 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @maggsbufton1969
      @maggsbufton1969 3 года назад +1

      No he’s not a rapper ......because he has NOT got a potty mouth.....not a single swear word spoken. ...Clean language ...is fast becoming a lost art...

    • @pennsylvaniakate
      @pennsylvaniakate 3 года назад +5

      Um, there is a subset of rap that is clean. KB, Wande, Andy Mineo, Gawvi, Pettidee, etc. Pretty sure any music can be clean.

  • @jdawg119
    @jdawg119 4 года назад +476

    “10 femometers, lady pieces, 10 units of woman”.. LOL

    • @octolockg5059
      @octolockg5059 4 года назад +9

      He has a point. How do you even determine women sizes?

    • @lisaedwards1359
      @lisaedwards1359 4 года назад +5

      @@octolockg5059 try everything on and not all women find this fun.

    • @PoliticalWonderland
      @PoliticalWonderland 4 года назад +2

      My fav part! Gets me EVERY time! 😂😂😂

    • @PoliticalWonderland
      @PoliticalWonderland 4 года назад +2

      vincent schoenekase Not even a zero! Wow she shouldn’t have ate that carrot a week ago! 😂😂🤣 (it was one of this guys jokes no offense)

    • @nancyhanson5620
      @nancyhanson5620 4 года назад

      femometers, lol

  • @HighWarlordJC
    @HighWarlordJC 3 года назад +58

    The carrot joke was really good. Also nice to see Carlin's style alive and well.

  • @carynis1hotassgirl
    @carynis1hotassgirl 4 года назад +139

    I love his respect for women and sense of humor.

    • @abrakadabrah3031
      @abrakadabrah3031 11 месяцев назад

      He has no choice...😅

    • @emmajane96
      @emmajane96 2 месяца назад

      @@abrakadabrah3031yes he does, all men do!

  • @denny3161
    @denny3161 4 года назад +54

    Always amazed at how many comedians I've never heard of!

  • @JennyG.COW5
    @JennyG.COW5 Год назад +4

    I think I just found a new Favorite Comedian! 😆👍❤️
    Thanks for sharing your wisdom and laughter! 😊❤️

  • @wallebo
    @wallebo 7 месяцев назад +13

    His take on car names was off the chart as far as I am concerned. This act is quite impressive with its cleverness.

  • @runsontrails3091
    @runsontrails3091 4 года назад +82

    He was hilarious. The description of the wedding was a HUGE depiction of the modern weddings my Son has had to participate in. I in the other hand was married for 200 bucks.

    • @kcat74
      @kcat74 4 года назад +1

      Hold up 200 bucks? How'd you get that deal?

    • @celticphoenix2579
      @celticphoenix2579 3 года назад +1

      I can beat that. I'm a woman and got married for free. Ring set didn't even cost a week's wages I'm told. Wedding dress cost nothing. No reception costs. Best wedding ever...all of 10 minutes long.

    • @adamclark9253
      @adamclark9253 2 года назад

      Isn't the man's side supposed to pay for the wedding? That says alot about his side of the family

    • @nonnyena4267
      @nonnyena4267 2 года назад

      Traditionally:
      *BRIDE's* family pays for the wedding.
      Not sure but i _think_ the groom's family covers the rehearsal bit. I'm _really_ not sure.
      When i got married in the 80s, my groom was an orphan.
      But he was also 28 & i was 23.
      For reasons i won't go into, i _insisted_ that he & i pay for our wedding. Our rings were free: Mine had belonged to his great-grandmother, & his was my father's step-dad's. My dress cost $35.00 because the lace i liked was $15 a yard. Muslin was about 75¢! My mother had friends from her church who wanted to do something for us, so i let her recruit them. We got married at 9:00 in the morning and her church friends pulled together a breakfast buffet for the reception.
      The whole thing came in at less than $500.
      We got divorced after 10½ years, but he lived in my house for another 14 years after that. We're good friends still.
      The party that morning was fun. We just should've left out the bigot preacher part in the middle of it.

  • @quarantinedteen5458
    @quarantinedteen5458 Год назад +24

    This man is not only funny, but Intelligent. His wife is a lucky one

  • @dancharron7098
    @dancharron7098 4 года назад +33

    this is the funniest man I have seen in a long time. real comedian.....

  • @joshmorgan3588
    @joshmorgan3588 Год назад +8

    I've been a huge dry bar fan for years wondering how I missed this guy. He's gold.

  • @JayHazel101
    @JayHazel101 4 года назад +34

    Great talent and memory, enjoyed the vehicle scheme that was brilliant.

  • @martinalgardner
    @martinalgardner 4 года назад +33

    I'm addicted!!! Drybar is my binge watch 🥰💞

    • @venusheeearth9249
      @venusheeearth9249 2 года назад +2

      Same here hahaha. Drybar is my stress reliever😸

    • @Skazoonit
      @Skazoonit 5 месяцев назад +1

      It’s really good medicine!

  • @jenniferw1595
    @jenniferw1595 Год назад +18

    “Part of the body is a desert and the other part of the body is a swamp.” Sir- you just described my Perimenopause!

  • @IntellectuallyKurious
    @IntellectuallyKurious 4 года назад +15

    The time and research he put into his routine is impressive. That car name bit was phenomenal- very intelligent!

  • @Screamer1918
    @Screamer1918 4 года назад +58

    He’s been a comedian over 30 yrs now. He also gives religious seminars with jokes in it.

    • @spacep0d
      @spacep0d 3 года назад +4

      As an atheist I would go to those seminars just for the jokes, lol.

  • @gloriachoi3663
    @gloriachoi3663 3 года назад +4

    honestly watching this was like riding a rollercoaster of comedy, story-telling, life lessons, and wisdom. Beautiful.

  • @Bobbynohobby
    @Bobbynohobby 4 года назад +245

    Top 10 Rappers Eminem would be too afraid to diss

  • @MegzeeR
    @MegzeeR 4 года назад +28

    Oh dear lord, this guy NAILED it :D LOL

  • @ThatGuy-vi8ch
    @ThatGuy-vi8ch 4 года назад +86

    I haven't laughed that genuinely hard in awhile. 😂😂

  • @cynthiakaminski9836
    @cynthiakaminski9836 3 года назад +5

    My face hurt from laughing...I cried at his ending..didn't expect that..Bless You!! I needed to hear that today🥰

  • @carlaaustin7223
    @carlaaustin7223 4 года назад +20

    He's hilarious and I loved his delivery on shoes, makeup, and clothing sizes. And his take on sayings we have like worked like a dog. LOL hilarious stuff.

  • @coyharmon6989
    @coyharmon6989 4 года назад +41

    This is one funny guy. I not only laughed hard, I wondered how he remembered those long lists of things he named. Hilarious!

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 3 года назад +17

    This bloke is channeling his inner-Carlin
    Love it, dope set!!

  • @robc4440
    @robc4440 Год назад +2

    A am really glad I took the time to listen to the whole thing.

  • @angeladawn805
    @angeladawn805 Год назад +3

    This man is epic, how on earth does he remember all that material? 😮 I'm gunna watch a few more times to pick it all up. Bravo 😊

  • @richardbaylis9150
    @richardbaylis9150 4 года назад +2

    Seldom have I wished I could give more than a single 'thumbs up' vote than this. I've found Dry Bar Comedy get fantastic acts but this guy was just wonderful. Witty, insightful, brilliantly reeling off tongue twisting torrents of words. Simply epic and had me laughing so much it was hard to catch my breath.

  • @michelleoconnor6118
    @michelleoconnor6118 2 года назад +3

    He’s fabulous! Thoroughly enjoyed seeing him!!! Thank you!!!

  • @PamelaCulp-k7v
    @PamelaCulp-k7v 11 месяцев назад +1

    I definitely want to see more from him. He packs a lot of humor and doesn't miss a beat by taking a lot of time thinking of what to say next. FUNNY, well organized with out sounding like
    he's reading a script. Love this man. Thank you DryBar for the clean, talented entertainment.

  • @LWilliamsYoutube
    @LWilliamsYoutube 2 года назад +3

    Wow! This guy is phenomenal. His writing is poetry in many places, and his delivery is exquisite. Very well done!

  • @moniquedekoning
    @moniquedekoning 2 года назад +11

    Hahahaha, I have seen a lot of great comedians but you made me laugh so hard several times Rex, thank you for your awesome humor but also the great messages and wisdom in there! I think men & women complement each other, I love what men bring to the table. It's a balance of opposites with the potential of creating the most incredible dance. To love and laughter! ♡

  • @herrieb3241
    @herrieb3241 2 года назад +3

    The sharpest most deeply and decent standup I have ever heard, and you go home with many life lessons!

  • @amandaburkhalter36
    @amandaburkhalter36 4 года назад +10

    Wow, one of the best comedians I've ever seen! His bit about the cars was so so good! I laughed the entire time! Like always, great crowd as well! And when he was taking about women's clothing sizes and he got to size zero, I'm thinking, nope.... you're still not done and then he brought out the double zero! I used to be one....in 8th grade🤣🤣 he REALLY did his homework, I'm still in awe! Comedians REALLY should get more recognition! Ty Drybar ( NEVER DISAPPOINTS), 👏👏 and to this awesome comedian! 🎤☆☆☆☆☆

  • @miket8250
    @miket8250 4 года назад +7

    Everybody needs someone like this in there life. Thanks for sharing.

  • @dr.w.w.daniels7203
    @dr.w.w.daniels7203 Год назад +2

    Best comedian I’ve heard in a long time. Intelligent with great timing

  • @Grunge_Cycling
    @Grunge_Cycling 4 года назад +730

    This guy talks like he gets paid in word count.

    • @wingset
      @wingset 4 года назад +24

      Ha what a summary.
      PERFECT, it’s PERFECT.

    • @rocarlosdavis622
      @rocarlosdavis622 4 года назад +4

      White Wedding 🤯🖤

    • @bruble14
      @bruble14 4 года назад +15

      10 minutes in and even i was a little winded

    • @alltialti
      @alltialti 4 года назад +5

      See, this comment is the first thing having to do with this video that made me laugh.

    • @pmessinger
      @pmessinger 4 года назад +3

      Are you paying anything?

  • @weezie19531
    @weezie19531 4 года назад +9

    Rex is amazing!! How does he remember all that?? He is fantastic! Very funny and a GENIUS!!🤗🤗

  • @jamflo2
    @jamflo2 4 года назад +23

    I have laughed at many of the great comics on this platform but I've got to say Mr, Bald upped the game another notch! 😁😂🤣😅😍

  • @rorobyn10
    @rorobyn10 4 года назад +20

    Oh Man, this guy is flippin hilarious! Apparently I need to expand my color pallette. So funny to watch! Gave me great laughs, just when I need them!

  • @TVY2013
    @TVY2013 4 года назад +18

    A very gifted comic - much enjoyed!

  • @carolineL1124
    @carolineL1124 10 месяцев назад +1

    So happy I found this ! Love this guy

  • @NM-xh9mt
    @NM-xh9mt 4 года назад +94

    Retired auctioneer takes up hobby as stand up comedian

    • @muthemba5557
      @muthemba5557 3 года назад

      😁😁,you think so?.

    • @ln9119
      @ln9119 Год назад +1

      Maybe ....
      retired auctioneer after a career as a marriage counselor?
      Lol 😂😂😂

  • @wagonstation3709
    @wagonstation3709 9 месяцев назад

    Thank you Rex! I was laughing longer and harder than any of the other comedians I've seen on DryBar! And laughing after the general laughter had stopped!
    And I loved what you said about getting married and staying married! Very funny and special to Tyler and Elisa!
    Nice job, sir!

  • @nathanspruiell8977
    @nathanspruiell8977 3 года назад +5

    Rex you are an amazing comic and an awesome person! I'm getting married in a few weeks and you just taught me so much! Thank you sir.

  • @crosscutter5388
    @crosscutter5388 3 года назад +1

    Rex is one of the funniest, brightest comedians I have ever seen. Not only is his comedy funny but he gives you alot to really think about. The best dry bar comedian I have seen. I wish him the best as his wife leads the way.

  • @lisasweller6711
    @lisasweller6711 3 года назад +6

    You are awesome. I laughed the whole time. I watched this this morning when I woke up. Waiting for a blizzard to hit our area on the east coast on Jan 31, 2021 during the covid 19 pandemic. I want to say thank you and please keep doing comedy.

  • @catherineursini9900
    @catherineursini9900 3 года назад +2

    This is truly one of the funniest men I have ever had the opportunity to listen to!

  • @DarknoorX
    @DarknoorX 4 года назад +81

    If you are moody get a *Caprice* and if you want to look around get a *Land Cruiser* but if you need something to help you find something get a *Navigator* unless you want an exotic pet then get an *Impala* or a *Raptor* and you can buy an entire beach like I did! Get a sweet *Malibu* but beware of a *Challenger* emerging and fight it in a *Corvette* far in the sea.
    Now to get a fancy slave, get an *Enzo Ferrari* !

    • @desosmom1
      @desosmom1 3 года назад +1

      Yeah i was waiting for the navigator to be mentioned in that one scenario

  • @carlenedean8382
    @carlenedean8382 Год назад +2

    He’s super hilarious!! I totally love the messages at the end

  • @emilymartin7864
    @emilymartin7864 4 года назад +97

    Nononononono he gets it.... we need an other meeting ladies

    •  4 года назад +3

      Get oprah ellen and the candle / hand craft jewelry union - this is serious. And dramatic...

    • @catc6050
      @catc6050 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @abigailneace6768
    @abigailneace6768 3 года назад +18

    All i can say is this guy pays SERIOUS attention to his wife.

  • @jimbubbatube
    @jimbubbatube 4 года назад +6

    One of the best performances to date. Brilliant writing and impeccable execution.

  • @MArtistForLife
    @MArtistForLife 4 года назад +9

    "It repels WATER! This is part of a TOWEL!"
    ...still cracking up over that line! Delivered without missing a beat ^o^

    • @spacep0d
      @spacep0d 3 года назад +1

      He's also so spot-on that no (straight) man cares about decorative, non-absorbent parts of a towel! We want a towel to be 100% towel! :D

    • @MArtistForLife
      @MArtistForLife 3 года назад

      @@spacep0d I’m a straight woman and I still identify with that a LOT!! 😂 If it is called a “towel” then I will treat it as a towel! 🤣

  • @thickdiva816
    @thickdiva816 2 года назад +3

    He may have been the funniest comedian I've ever heard!! And I NEEDED a true organic laugh. Bravo 👏 👏

  • @DaWhiteWolffie
    @DaWhiteWolffie 4 года назад +126

    I'm a woman and I didn't even know there was a size called "00". Holy crap. Is that a skeleton?!

    • @HomemakerDaze
      @HomemakerDaze 4 года назад +17

      Yes or a child. Pretty sure no adults naturally that size unless short as maybe.

    • @labrea654
      @labrea654 4 года назад +8

      @@HomemakerDaze Uhuh. I knew a crack head that was a 00. She thought she was a diva though. What was funnier is that she got pregnant.

    • @brittanyrenee9968
      @brittanyrenee9968 4 года назад +10

      I’m a 00 😖 and I hate it. I’d love to be a 3/5

    • @noprogressionisregression6854
      @noprogressionisregression6854 4 года назад +15

      , I'm normally zero or double zero. Let's not skinny shame please. some women are just tiny. I'm 5'2 and I'm just small.

    • @noprogressionisregression6854
      @noprogressionisregression6854 4 года назад +5

      @@HomemakerDaze I'm typically a double zero or a zero...

  • @bryanbokser0821
    @bryanbokser0821 4 года назад +25

    When he's talking about the healthy guy, I'm pissing myself laughing😂

  • @JTuaim
    @JTuaim 4 года назад +2

    I wish I had his memory for lists. WOW! Drybar is the best. Rex Havens fits right in.

  • @morganseppy5180
    @morganseppy5180 4 года назад +67

    41:19 "I was a young man once. It didn't work out."

  • @SteverRob
    @SteverRob 2 года назад +2

    Bravo, a student of early Carlin. Carry the torch with pride.

  • @FCTinker
    @FCTinker Год назад +3

    Love the car model diatribe...very George Carlin-esque. Love it!

  • @cantseeshittles4679
    @cantseeshittles4679 2 года назад +2

    This guy is so poetic and artistic with his comedy. He is also very efficient and logical with it

  • @BorealHP
    @BorealHP 4 года назад +6

    I didn't know feel good comedy was a genre but apparently it is and he killed it. Fantastic mind

  • @TheWriterWalker
    @TheWriterWalker 2 года назад

    Thanks! You are not only incredibly funny, you are brilliant. I wish I could afford the $50 tip today.

  • @anthonydecesare8866
    @anthonydecesare8866 4 года назад +5

    This is one of the best comedy shows I ever saw, absolutely hilarious!

  • @carolmartin2503
    @carolmartin2503 4 года назад +2

    Dynamite material, abundantly delivered ! Actually....... top presentation. Too much to retain ! wow.......

  • @UKinQ8Gaming
    @UKinQ8Gaming 4 года назад +3

    If i ever go to america and apply for a tourist visa, and they ask me what are my plans, ill be like Provo. Love dry bar, and intelligent comedians like this are why 👌 yet another great video. This fast becoming my favourite channel 😂

  • @SchullerEdgar-Josef
    @SchullerEdgar-Josef Месяц назад

    He is a genius & has the biggest memory of them all, God bless you & I wish U the longest health & age so that my kids & grandkids can see a real wise man doing comedy on a stage 4 real & helping us all get trough this tough life with a smile on our faces... Thank U DRYBAR! ✌️😎💢⭕

  • @roulettegenie4379
    @roulettegenie4379 4 года назад +7

    Absolutely Fantastic - - - one of the truly funniest comedians out there!

  • @rosemarybrzezinski9012
    @rosemarybrzezinski9012 6 месяцев назад +1

    I so enjoyed this video. Laughed out loud. Great talent