1: Cardio 2: Double Tap 3: Wear seatbelt 4: Don't be a hero 5: Travel light 6: When in doubt, know your way out 7: Get a kick ass partner 8: Check the back seat 9: Enjoy the little things 10: Save a twinky for your kick ass partner.
Pole axe. Length, heavy hit, good for tool use, only the axe blade needs sharpening, spike is a good thrusting weapon and the hammer and axe heads make a good stop so anything impaled can’t run up the shaft to still get you. Other than a silent, ranged weapon with infinite ammo, this is your ideal SHTF option
Guns Too loud, needs ammo, waste of space, heavy, long ranged, need skill, etc Melee Fast, close ranged, need skill, able to used handgun with and melee but heavy weapons, etc
Drakken Melee does require skill, If you want to actually kill them first Hit. Bow and arrow is the best far ranged weapon, while a baseball bat with nails or a reinforced metal pipe is also a must have.
Personally I'd occupy a rocket launch platform and try to set up shop on the moon, maybe Mars. It'd be difficult as shit but as long as we can secure hydroponics and water, we're set.
There are a LOT of tips that could have been better covered that would help you actually SURVIVE: 1) Avoid fighting whenever possible - your body count won't mean a thing when all it takes is a single bite. 2) Use stealth. Loud noises will attract other infected. Guns, car engines, chainsaws... all nice and loud. 3) Choose the right weapons - bird hunting rifles and crossbows are great from range. As for melee... 4) Pick a good tool for a melee weapon - crowbars and fire axes can open doors as well as zombie heads. 5) Get a BICYCLE. They're quick, maneuverable and best of all, silent. They also won't run out of gas or fail to start. 6) Try to make it off-shore. Zombies can't swim. A large boat off the coast or off-shore oil rig will be extremely safe.
Great tips but dont depend on a bicycle all the time. Its best to keep a vehicle like a big car or truck nearby that can protect you and run over zombies if you end up surrounded by them.
I'd say a Knife would be ideal for melee, it's got nice maneuverability if space is limited. Axes and crowbars are a lil' heavy, an axe can definitely get stuck. I don't care what anyone says, a car will be the best way to travel. Most cars aren't that loud and provide full cover. A bicycle leaves you nice and vulnerable. One stone in the road or accidental wrong turn and you're zombie chow. Not to mention if a fellow survivor wants your head, you have no cover and they can easy throw a stick in your wheel well. I'd say if your plan is to go to an island/oil rig, make sure to have PLENTY of livestock and/or farming stuff. If you know what to do, you'll never need a supply run ever again.
Bruh oil rig is a death sentence. They cant swim, but they sink and they can walk. Over time, they will get to that oil rig by sheer numbers. Boat is WAY safer.
@@johngervais230all evac locations (except space, maybe?) only make discovery and pursuit less like/ more costly, not impossible. Wherever you end up, you’ll need to fortify
The Man With No Name hey i heard a mysterious noise in that that dark corridor, wait here ill go check it out alone. I got 1 round in the gun i should be fine.
This list should be called “All the stuff we’ve already learned from watching The Walking Dead, Zombieland, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, and every other zombie movie and TV show ever made.”
Then all you need to do is find me, I couldn't give 2 damns about it, they're dead, they're gone, I just don't understand the sentimentality of keeping things that can kill you alive and within the range to murder you, I just don't get it.
prolly the worst idea ever 1.)Limited supplies 2.)YOU AINT RAMBO 3.)Its a fucking island harder for you to get out of the island if it turns shit 4.)No safehouse you gotta build one
I like the idea. However, bikes are made almost exclusively for some kind of road. Good luck getting it over a fence or up a real mountain quietly. And yes, I'm own a mountain bike and use it. It can be fast, but loud. And tiring.
Also, learn to use your environment to your advantage. Cramped spaces are what you don't want, find anything to climb, jump and run on to escape. Another thing, a forest is a smart place to be in. AND GO GET IN SHAPE CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT!
I've got three more. First: if you use more than one gun, use guns that have the same kind of ammunition. That way, you'll never have to worry about which bullets to refill a magazine with, and if you find a box of rounds, you can just dump it in your backpack during a supply run, not worrying about having to remember what kind of ammo it is. For example, if you use an Uzi and a Beretta, they both use 9mm Parabellum rounds, so you don't have to worry about what kind of ammo goes with which gun. You can refill both magazines with the same rounds if there's ever a dull moment during a supply run, and also when you're back at your base. Which brings me to number two: pick up a gun that has plentiful ammunition manufactured. 9mm rounds are one of the most common and mass-produced bullets in the world, so it pays to use it, because you'll find it quite frequently in gun shops and the like. The same goes for the AK-47's 7.62mm round, because of how common the Kalashnikov is. 12 gauge shotgun shells are also incredibly common, so shotguns are a good weapon to use with regards to ammunition frequency. On the other hand, while the FN-P90 is a reliable weapon, its 5.7mm round is quite a bit rarer, as the P90 hasn't been in service nearly as long as the other weapons I've mentioned, so you'll have a harder time finding ammo for it. Another good one if you work with other people is to establish your usefulness. The group will be less likely to betray you or leave you behind if you make it clear that you're necessary to the group. If you show you're an expert marksman, a skilled medic, good at picking locks - if you can establish your mastery of any skill that's really valued in the apocalypse, you'll have a better chance of being saved and protected.
yeah they'll nuke the place unless the virus has already spread too far. plus not all zombies are slow, only the walking dead and shawn of the dead type zombies, try dawn of the dead, world war z, 28 weeks later and devil's playground zombies; those are the strong ones.
Yisus I agree but actually, bombing cities is within the realm of possibilitys (US) and Im talking about targeting zombies before 1000 of people are infected. The army is trained to fire on fast moving that can bite and also shoot.
Only if it happens by conventional means. If It happened the walking dead way (where you turn no matter how you die), the military would not react in time.
+Kotetsu Aburameジ +Drew Dorman Agreed! Only the _best_ medieval body armor for us Zombie Apocalypse survivors, none of that butted "beer tab" chainmail that you can buy from the cheap booths at Ren Faire; that shit won't mean anything but an embarrassing death once the zombies claw it apart like a cheap dress on Prom Night. No, _riveted_ chainmail's where it's at! You can buy battle-ready medieval chainmail from websites like Battle Merchant; that site even lets you pick chainmail with round rivets _or_ with wedge rivets, if you're that fussy about the details. Historical riveted chainmail was designed to stand up to solid hits from longswords and battle axes, which is pretty much why the Norse raiders got their asses kicked out of England after the English came up with chainmail. If chainmail will stop a steel bearded battle axe, a zombie's teeth - which are still going to be made of enamel and dentine no matter how buff the zombie is - are going to crack, split, splinter and break off as soon as the zombie bites down hard. And don't forget to wear a leather gambeson underneath, because wearing chainmail on bare skin for hours on end can chafe like a bitch! ;-) +kab hes Some people talk like walking around in medieval body armor makes as much noise as throwing sauce pans at a brick wall. Just go to Ren Faire or Medieval Times in Dallas, watch some guy moseying around in battle-ready medieval armor and you might see that that's not the case at all. It's sounds like "...sheenk...sheenk...sheenk...", not even close to "CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!" It's just like how people say that you can't get back on your feet if you get knocked on your back while wearing full plate armor: It's pure bullpucky. Plus, zombies may not have ears like bats anyway. And they're eventually going to catch you moseying around no matter what you do, so you might as well improve your odds of successfully fighting your way out of a mob without losing any of your bodily fluids. +Lydia Benavidez Spoken like someone else who doesn't know Thing One about medieval armor! If it's so easy to tear body armor off of people, then why did the French have to invent the misericorde, a special dagger designed to slip between armor plates and/or to pierce chainmail for the purposes of mercy-killing wounded knights on the battlefield? Why couldn't the French just tear off people's breastplates and stab them through their hearts? Because medieval body armor has belts, buckles, joiners, tethers and links all over the place, designed for the specific purpose of securing the armor to the body and keeping the armor in place despite the rigors of battle. _That's_ why! The armor takes a while to don and it takes a while to doff, but the extra time you invest in properly donning your armor could save your life. Plus, have you ever tried to unbuckle somebody's pants while he's scooting around and throwing punches at your face? If a fully mobile and fully dextrous living human can't do it, a zombie (who, if the majority of movies and TV shows are spot-on, is slow, clumsy and halfway to brain-death) can't do it. So zombies unbuckling your chainmail or your Maximilian armor until you're naked is a non-issue (and more than a little ridiculous).
If you are using guns try to have a suppressed firearm like a suppressed ar 15 and a supressed glock as a side arm suppressed weapons will make less noise drawing in less zombies
plus you save your eardrums with a suppressor. one thing that never gets brought up in zombie movies firing off all those shots constantly will eventually make you hard of hearing and lower your chance of hearing a zombie or survivor approaching.
Here's the list to save you time: 10. Go on supply runs 9. Aim for the head 8. Don't hesitate 7. Have a radio 6. Locate a stronghold 5. Know emergency first aid 4. Avoid populated areas 3. Find a mode of transportation 2. Choose your ideal weapon 1. Choose your allies wisely
Machete/2 trench knives, pistol, semi-auto rifle/carbine. Thick but lightweight armor for neck, arms & legs. Lots of cardio. Anyone else got something to add to this list?
DrakeMarvell I would say to make sure you train to be about half military standard because that would weigh you down and most people tend to exercise wearing almost nothing instead of their more everyday style of clothing that would give them restrictions and don't carry any sort of weight. I would say train for 50lbs because by then, with weapons, supplies, ammo, and possibly armor, you would have possible around 25lbs. That depends on what you brought of course, and if you train for 50, well, you would be have that weight limit and therefore can go much longer.
You know dudes & dudettes these are good advice & survival guides of how to survive an zombie apocalypse but I already know when who to survive the whole thing out like [#1 Always Stay Out Of Sight From Zombies Or They Won't Stop Following You Or OtherS, #2 A Shotguns & Handguns & Assault Rifles & Rifles Is A Vary Effective Weapons To Kill A Zombie But Mostly Ame For There Heads, #3 Bayonets Or Knives Or Throwing Knives Would Work At Close Quarters Combats But Mostly Go For There Heads On Zombies, #4 Any Solid Blunt Object Weapons Would Do At Close Quarters Combat With A Zombie Or Zombies, #5 Always Travel Light Knowing It Be More Faster To Travel Around And Run Faster From Zomibes That Way, #6 Build Any Armor Vehicles To Keep Zombies Out, #7 Locate A Good Stronghold To Hold Zombies Back At All The Times, #8 Don't Let The Zombies Bite Or Scratch You Or Risk Becoming One Yourself, #9 Wear Lightweight Armor From On Head & Body To Avoid Bite Or Scratch & Travel Light, #10 Never Travel Alone Always Have A Friend Or Family To Watch Your Back So You Don't Get Jump By The Zombie Hordes At A Corners Or In A Shadow Places, #11 Always Be Quiet In Some Places Any Type Of Noise Will Attracted The Zombie Hordes Right To You, #12 Always Use Decoys To Alert You & Others If The Zombies Are Close When Staying At A Temporarily Shelter, #13 Always Be Cautious When Going In A Public Places In Towns Or Cities You May Never Know If Zombies Are Still There Or Not, #14 Trust Only Those Who Sounds Promising To You And Others Because A Lot Of Groups Of People Would Become A Threat Or Not When They Form A Stronghold Community, #15 If In Case The Land Is No Longer Safe Anymore Then Travel At Sea On A Sailboat ⛵ With A Lot Of Cans Of Foods & Reliable Item's & Reliable Weapons & Good Medical Items That Seems Useful, #16 Always Check If Water Is Safe To Drink Or Not Because You May Never Know If The Zombies Been In It Or Not, #17 Always Save On Bullets & Shotgun Shells When In A Zombie Apocalyptic World All Bullets & Shotgun Shells Is Going To Be Hard To Find, #18 When Zombies Are About To Overrun Your Hideout Always Have A Backup Plan To Make A Fast Getaway And Live The Next Day, #19 When Hunting In A Zombie Apocalyptic World Hunting For Deers Or Wild Boars Or Any Other Animals Be Sure To Get To Them First Before The Zombies Do, #20 Be Sure Not To Eat Any Tainted Meat If A Zombie Has Bitten That Part Of Meat Or Risk Becoming A Zombie Yourself, #21 Always Be Sure To Know What you Are Doing When Surviving The Zombie Apocalyptic World Always And Never Drop Your Guard Down Always,] and that is all you need to know when being in a Zombie Apocalyptic World don't you think so dudes & dudettes.!?¡¿ ♤♡♧◇€£₩¥☆
Actually, if zombies were real, and they were the walking dead zombies, blood loss or a shot to the heart would kill them. If there was no heart, blood and so oxygen wouldn't be able to get to the muscles. If no blood got to the muscles then the zombie wouldn't be able to walk and no oxygen would get to the brain.
WD walkers don't die from blood loss, that's why they can lose limbs and still keep going. However the electrical impulses from the brain still send signals to the limbs so disrupting that in a catastrophic nature will kill them (again).
Themagnificent7th But that's exactly my point. Blood loss should kill them because they need oxygen to get around the body. So in a realistic encounter with a walker, a shot to the heart, lungs or body would kill them.
It would if they still used blood as a means of transporting oxygen to limbs like in 28 days later where they are for all intents still people just driven mad by a virulent strain of contagion. In the walking dead they are going by George Romero rules where the only way to kill them is a headshot disrupting the central nervous system because blood flow is not essential to life function. I don't make the rules, but I can say keep thinking "hearts and minds" so that's two to the heart and one to the mind and you'd have your bases covered.
edgy memes also don't be anything other than a white man, don't have the need to breath clean air or drink clean water, don't need any medical attention and finally be super rich
1:be a male 2:be white 3:be rich 4:be american 5:be heterosexual 6:avoid social media 7:avoid news 8:be orange 9:don't get sick or injuried in any way 10:if you're not any or all these things, run.
Weapons: ------------ Rifle - AR-15 (Light weight, easy to handle and aim, has good range, can use 9mm bullets, and can be semi-auto and auto) Shot Gun - Remington 870 (Not too heavy, good range, extra powerful, and can use almost any shot gun shell) Submachine Gun - AUG Paras (Light weight, uses 9mm bullets, silenter than most weapons, easy to aim) Revolver - 30. Caliber Revolver (Used the popular 30. Cal bullets, strong for a hand held weapon) Pistole - Glock 17 (Uses 9mm bullets, so is easy to restock as it's a popular weapon that is also able to restrain from all sorts of damage) Tools: ------- Knife - Becker BK7 (Rubber grip, has long blade, and is very sharp) Utilities - Utility Knife (Can be used for opening cans, etc) Water Filter - Life Straw (Can be filtered while drinking) Extra Luggage: ----------------- Sleeping Bag (Can be zipped up and above your head) Military Backpack (Can cary extra supplies, food, etc) Tarp (Easy to make tent, and can prevent water from seeping into your shelter) Gloves (Sticky grip onto weapons, and to keep hands from blistering) Stakes and Mallet (For pitching tents) Matches and fire starter kit (Able to survive in the wilderness if needed) Food: ------ Beef Jerky (Easy to eat and nutritious. Gives protein) Granola Bar (Gives you a healthy amount of carbs MRE's (Used by military, has everything but bad taste) Canned Food - Cambell's beans Literature & Games: ----------------------- Books - Classic novels such as Moby Dick, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, and Mark Twayne Books Games - Playing cards, and a chess board if manageable) Note Book or Journal (For sketches and writing down plants) Places: -------- Northern Canada where there are no mosquitoes if it's spread by mosquitoes, otherwise I would try moving to upstate new York to my grandparents where they own a farm and guns Raiding Spots: ---------------- Police Station Fire Station Possibly other groups People: -------- Friends Family Other survivors who are willing to join
Ive said it before and Ill say it again, how on gods green green Earth has anyone been killed by the slow ass zombies in the walking dead? The fast bastards, they are a threat. But the slow ones you just need to walk away from them and not get cornered.
- always know your escape route - constantly stay aware of your surroundings - look over your shoulder periodically - never reach your arms or legs into somewhere you can’t see to avoid surprise bites (behind counters, in darkness etc) - create light armor for arms, neck and legs - create throwable distractions (firecrackers, music radios etc)
6.Wear a Strong Armor Example: Riot Gear Hazmat Suit Spaceman Suit 7.Dont Make Too Much Noise 8.Pick a Melee,Range And Throwing Weapons Example: Melee: Katana Knfie Baseball Bat Steel Baton Pickaxe Axe Crowbar Range : CrossBow AK-47 Pistol Revolver M14 Mini Gun Red-34 Throwing : Molotov Grenade Smoke Grenerade FlashBang FireSmoker 9.Team up with Survivors or Surviving Group 10.Move Somwhere Sometimes
The one that said “never hesitate to kill a zombie” reminds me of Hershel Greene (from TWD) who stored his turned family in the barn at his farm and he didn’t kill them
2 Survivors are talking Survivor 1- "I had a friend a while back, he died." Survivor 2- "Did the zombies get him?" Survivor 1- "No, He just got stung by a bee."
10. When in doubt know your way out. 9. Limber up 8. enjoy the little things 7. Beware of bathrooms 6. Check the backseat 5. Be a Hero 4. Travel Light 3. Buckle up 2. Double Tap 1. Cardio
Great way to survive as long as u can in a zombie outbreak weapons get as much solar panels u can get find a secure place dig yourself an underground bunker and u can plant water source not to far pretty sure u can live years in one place
Katanas are highly recommended melee weapons. For guns always choose a crossbow. They're good for being quiet and not attracting more zombies or psychotic survivors.
I thought it was happening in Florida awhile back when that guy who was high on bath salts was eating that other guys face. It really happened, look up bath salts cannibal.
Samantha D Given that both the CDC and the Army have zombie contingency plans, I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss the possibility. More personally, after several months of research into the subject ( yes, I am a nerd who once had way too much time on his hands) I came to the conclusion that a zombie or zombie-like outbreak was possible, if not immediately imminent. See, it doesn't have to be animate corpses ( although I believe I worked out how to do that); there are any number of organisms and substances which can make humans become mindlessly violent. After all, it takes nothing more than blocking your brain's supply of serotonin to accomplish this. That one chemical separates 'civilized' people from a 28 Days/Weeks later style gore fest. Or take a mind-controlling brain parasite like Toxoplasmosa Gondii. It normally infects rats, but humans who become infected with it become far more likely to go absolutly nuts. All it would take is an evolved strain to take over the human mind and destroy our logic centers, turning us into violent, potentially cannibalistic monsters. And, oh yeah, 50% of all humans on the planet are already infected with some form of Toxoplasmosa, so there's that. Sweet dreams! [ Oh and as I recall from that Florida case, when they tested that guy, they didn't find any Bath Salts in his system, just some trace amounts of marijuana. I thought maybe he was the Patient Zero for the new mutant form Toxoplasmosa, but that's just speculation, no real evidence.]
Corvus The Strigoi Well thanks, Ive done some research as well a few weeks ago and I thought it could happen too. Then It just kinda faded away but its back now.. So I just want to know when it is going happen But i guess thats not really possible :/
Here's my plan: Before zombies: Exercise, keep a duffel bag with tools, food, drink, first aid, weapons, clothes and other useful skit in the trunk of my car, and maintain my car regularly. Outbreak: Give my computer a goodbye hug and disconnect it from the mains, put on a leather jacket and run like Usain Bolt to my car and GTFO of the city and drive to the country side. Find a small hut, unpack, secure the area, and go hunting/fishing.
like whenever that happens its is important having food, water and gas for any vehicles for the apocalypse. And choosing people wise, yes, cause ur never gonna know when they betrayed u and ur friends/ family, always have the people that u can trust to survive
No one wishes to have a Zombie Appoclypse!! some people are just stupid minded thinking that I can handle it because I watched some Zombie survival tip video or I watched walking dead. Trust me you might be the guy first to get bit !
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1: Cardio
2: Double Tap
3: Wear seatbelt
4: Don't be a hero
5: Travel light
6: When in doubt, know your way out
7: Get a kick ass partner
8: Check the back seat
9: Enjoy the little things
10: Save a twinky for your kick ass partner.
Mikael Berg zombieland
Mikael Berg, such a good freaking movie!
Mikael Berg lol i love zombieland I'm gonna watch again just. because of this comment
Mikael Berg zombieland
yeah
I hope if the zombie apocalypse ever comes that the zombies are like the walking dead zombies and not the wwZ zombies
It's MrMikeyBoii i WWZ was R rated, damn...
Those Zombies were OP id be doing my best to get a disease
Jesus if it does come around I'm dead on the first day if it's WWZ zombies
It's MrMikeyBoii yessss
It's MrMikeyBoii If they're the ones from Day Of The Dead remake, we're fucking screwed.
Walking dead slowly zombies and weak like l4d
"choose your ideal weapon"
*starts throwing record disks at zombies*
Could work, Zombies HATE dusties!
If you hit them in the face hard enough, it should work.
Pole axe. Length, heavy hit, good for tool use, only the axe blade needs sharpening, spike is a good thrusting weapon and the hammer and axe heads make a good stop so anything impaled can’t run up the shaft to still get you. Other than a silent, ranged weapon with infinite ammo, this is your ideal SHTF option
Two more things: wear the right clothes (long sleeves and pants, armor etc.) and always carry a melee weapon with you, in case you run out of bullets
I would think firearms would attract a lot of unnecessary attention.
Crowbars are the best possible melee weapon
Baseball bat, steel mace/club (Onnit), and a butcher knife
@@calebhughes4226 Not really, the hooked end is a liability, and has a good chance of getting the crowbar stuck
in something.
Ya Boi crying seal
And you WILL run out of bullets!
'Oh my god... she's so drunk!'
"Fuck a doodle-do"
They got rescued at the winchester when the hoard is happening
Lol
Hostile: kill on sight
Neutral: be cautious
Peaceful: be even more cautious
Guns
Too loud, needs ammo, waste of space, heavy, long ranged, need skill, etc
Melee
Fast, close ranged, need skill, able to used handgun with and melee but heavy weapons, etc
unknown thank you
good choices
Good tips
Drakken Melee does require skill, If you want to actually kill them first Hit. Bow and arrow is the best far ranged weapon, while a baseball bat with nails or a reinforced metal pipe is also a must have.
Top tip to survive Zombie Apocalypse: Be Friends with Rick Grimes and Daryl
Rakshit Bhardwaj and Joel
Don't 4get about Columbus n Tallahassee from Zombielabd. Alice from Resident Evil.
Quick question: Out of all of the Disney characters created who do u think can survive the Z.A.?
Raw-Kin Bleachfan probably everyone in Alladin bc The jenie could make so that it never happened
Rakshit Bhardwaj or Kenneth
How to survive:
1. Find Daryl
2. Profit
This is a perfect name it didnt work for Beth doe
DISCLAIMER: Not efficient when you are a child.
Nah... More like Find Leon or Chris
nope find Lee
Glenn disagrees
And we all know this classic tip:
Be the cameraman
LoL
W1CK3D D0G you fucking good
True
Ahahahahah
Bruh ever watched REC
just make sure you have a boat
Personally I'd occupy a rocket launch platform and try to set up shop on the moon, maybe Mars. It'd be difficult as shit but as long as we can secure hydroponics and water, we're set.
thank god i live on hawaii so its very easy to get to the beach and hop on a boat
Zombies can go in water they will just stay at the bottom so if any part of your body touches the water they'll try to pull you down
But what if the sea creatures get infected by the zombies
@@itzd3rkz4zgaming60 depends, which virus are we talking about?
There are a LOT of tips that could have been better covered that would help you actually SURVIVE:
1) Avoid fighting whenever possible - your body count won't mean a thing when all it takes is a single bite.
2) Use stealth. Loud noises will attract other infected. Guns, car engines, chainsaws... all nice and loud.
3) Choose the right weapons - bird hunting rifles and crossbows are great from range. As for melee...
4) Pick a good tool for a melee weapon - crowbars and fire axes can open doors as well as zombie heads.
5) Get a BICYCLE. They're quick, maneuverable and best of all, silent. They also won't run out of gas or fail to start.
6) Try to make it off-shore. Zombies can't swim. A large boat off the coast or off-shore oil rig will be extremely safe.
Great tips but dont depend on a bicycle all the time. Its best to keep a vehicle like a big car or truck nearby that can protect you and run over zombies if you end up surrounded by them.
I'd say a Knife would be ideal for melee, it's got nice maneuverability if space is limited. Axes and crowbars are a lil' heavy, an axe can definitely get stuck. I don't care what anyone says, a car will be the best way to travel. Most cars aren't that loud and provide full cover. A bicycle leaves you nice and vulnerable. One stone in the road or accidental wrong turn and you're zombie chow. Not to mention if a fellow survivor wants your head, you have no cover and they can easy throw a stick in your wheel well. I'd say if your plan is to go to an island/oil rig, make sure to have PLENTY of livestock and/or farming stuff. If you know what to do, you'll never need a supply run ever again.
Bruh oil rig is a death sentence. They cant swim, but they sink and they can walk. Over time, they will get to that oil rig by sheer numbers. Boat is WAY safer.
@@johngervais230all evac locations (except space, maybe?) only make discovery and pursuit less like/ more costly, not impossible. Wherever you end up, you’ll need to fortify
Rule #1
Don't die
11/10 best tip ever
Matt The Heavy Metal Puker yep lol
Rule two never forget rule number one
Satsyfyng
Gamers have been waiting all their lives for this
edgy memes not all exactly
Brad Madridista and will die as soon as it comes
Brad Madridista you are inside my mind dude😂
yep gotta agree with ya man im a gamer and i talk shit because anything could happen in a apocalypse
Cosieman funny how you said gamers aren't smart
Percy Jackson fans: I wanna go to camp half blood!
Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to hogwarts
Walking dead fans: uh nah
Underrated comment
Tbh I’m waiting on the apocalypse
one of the tips should be knowing how to use a map cause there won't be GPS and shit 😂
who doesnt know how to use a map?
kab hes you would be surprised how many don't know how to use the one
I fucken doubt the satellites got overrun
Amen.
@@crogan5141 But who the hell will operate and it
1. Don't be a idiot
The Man With No Name Well Im fucked.
an*
The Man With No Name hey i heard a mysterious noise in that that dark corridor, wait here ill go check it out alone. I got 1 round in the gun i should be fine.
Pretty ironic seeing that you used a instead of an.
An*
This list should be called “All the stuff we’ve already learned from watching The Walking Dead, Zombieland, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, and every other zombie movie and TV show ever made.”
#8 is easier said than done. I don't know many people who would off their loved ones without hesitation.
Nefarias Bredd True but what if it's at the cost of another love one ?
Then all you need to do is find me, I couldn't give 2 damns about it, they're dead, they're gone, I just don't understand the sentimentality of keeping things that can kill you alive and within the range to murder you, I just don't get it.
Tuquan DaGAMER some people prioritize one over the other.
you could at least tell your zombified loved one "I love you" THEN shoot them in the face
ikr
When zombie apocalypse starts, I will move to an island.
prolly the worst idea ever
1.)Limited supplies
2.)YOU AINT RAMBO
3.)Its a fucking island harder for you to get out of the island if it turns shit
4.)No safehouse you gotta build one
You can either move up north, move to a castle, a fallout shelter, a cave, a lighthouse, a bunker,safehouse, a mansion in the countryside.
One major problem, zombies don't need oxygen so they can just walk to your island.
Ever saw Dead Island?
Try more northern climates like Alaska, mountain ranges, Washington State, Canada, Russia, and so forth.
"#1: Literally every one of Colombus' rules from Zombieland"
Always bring shivs and bricks.
Bill I Did Not Bang That Woman Clinton
nice user name
Bill I Did Not Bang That Woman Clinton
I gave your comment a 👍 based entirely on your username.
Bill I Did Not Bang That Woman Clinton and molotovs and nail bombs. Also bring a female partner with the cure to the infection
And the shotgun. Don't forget the shotgun.
Bill I Did Not Bang That Woman Clinton -A crowbar is always useful. It can be both a melee weapon and help you open locked doors leading to supplies.
That opening scene to 28 weeks later was so fucking scary when I was younger, I didn't sleep for weeks😂😱
Nezza's Koi 28 Weeks to sleep?
HDgotic haha
Dedoid's High Vis Vest
What happens
the most reliable transportation is a bike because it's quiet and doesn't need fuel to run
it's just needs a little man power to move
Yukino kazama sure but what happens when you get tired
I like the idea. However, bikes are made almost exclusively for some kind of road. Good luck getting it over a fence or up a real mountain quietly. And yes, I'm own a mountain bike and use it. It can be fast, but loud. And tiring.
Not all Zombies walk
What happens when you get hurt tho? How u gonna ride ur bike around
Only watching this because of the coronavirus 😭😂
Me bro
Talk like Madi Lmaooooo
Hello
Imagine if COVID-19 Mutates into zombie disease.
@@dagreenshark THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING
How to survive:
1.Go on Supply Runs
2.Find Rick
3.Give them your supplies (to Rick)
(They will let you join the group)
4.STONKS
Lol
if you want some good rules go watch zombieland
Caped Baldy lol
Amen
I have seen that movie around 5 times. I'm also a gamer. I think I'm ready!
Yup and its also one of the best zombie movie and the funniest
True one punch.
1980:I bet we will have flying cars in the future
2017:
Just chill at Wallmart or Costco. Done.
Mr. Plinkett eventually supply's run out then what ? And don't expect you'll be the only one thinking about that lol
Tuquan DaGAMER the next wallmart down the street.
Mr. Plinkett that's the most popular people on the planet you would never survive that area!
Tuquan DaGAMER steal from other survivors supplies, if you have no other choice. Or ask for some
Mr. Plinkett good luck with half your town being there
I love how their using a lot of scenes from The Walking Dead😂😍
I just came here for The walking dead
Same
Don't take jaidenanimations pro pic
You are not Jaiden Animation...
Robin Gilliver yeah no shit, did you read their username?
Yes
Number 1:
Stay on my good side
Negan Oh fuck you.
If you're a gamer chances are you already know enough to survive a lifetime
Iggys Hut I wonder about that lol.
Iggys Hut That is so true
Iggys Hut you know why...cause gamers don't die...THEY RESPAWN!
Y'all cringey as fuck
I'm sure a bunch of fat spotty nerds have a good chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse.
Also, learn to use your environment to your advantage. Cramped spaces are what you don't want, find anything to climb, jump and run on to escape.
Another thing, a forest is a smart place to be in.
AND GO GET IN SHAPE CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT!
I've got three more.
First: if you use more than one gun, use guns that have the same kind of ammunition. That way, you'll never have to worry about which bullets to refill a magazine with, and if you find a box of rounds, you can just dump it in your backpack during a supply run, not worrying about having to remember what kind of ammo it is.
For example, if you use an Uzi and a Beretta, they both use 9mm Parabellum rounds, so you don't have to worry about what kind of ammo goes with which gun. You can refill both magazines with the same rounds if there's ever a dull moment during a supply run, and also when you're back at your base.
Which brings me to number two: pick up a gun that has plentiful ammunition manufactured. 9mm rounds are one of the most common and mass-produced bullets in the world, so it pays to use it, because you'll find it quite frequently in gun shops and the like. The same goes for the AK-47's 7.62mm round, because of how common the Kalashnikov is. 12 gauge shotgun shells are also incredibly common, so shotguns are a good weapon to use with regards to ammunition frequency. On the other hand, while the FN-P90 is a reliable weapon, its 5.7mm round is quite a bit rarer, as the P90 hasn't been in service nearly as long as the other weapons I've mentioned, so you'll have a harder time finding ammo for it.
Another good one if you work with other people is to establish your usefulness. The group will be less likely to betray you or leave you behind if you make it clear that you're necessary to the group. If you show you're an expert marksman, a skilled medic, good at picking locks - if you can establish your mastery of any skill that's really valued in the apocalypse, you'll have a better chance of being saved and protected.
"Oh my god, she's drunk!"
Oh you have no idea what is about to happen.
Zombies are too slow to be dangerous and Im pretty sure the military would do something before hell breaks out...
Charly Steve yeah, they'd nuke wherever they are. even if people are caught in the fire.
yeah they'll nuke the place unless the virus has already spread too far.
plus not all zombies are slow, only the walking dead and shawn of the dead type zombies, try dawn of the dead, world war z, 28 weeks later and devil's playground zombies; those are the strong ones.
Yisus
I agree but actually, bombing cities is within the realm of possibilitys (US) and Im talking about targeting zombies before 1000 of people are infected. The army is trained to fire on fast moving that can bite and also shoot.
Only if it happens by conventional means. If It happened the walking dead way (where you turn no matter how you die), the military would not react in time.
matthew farmer but remember that in twd universe zombies were never invented or video games so they didn't know what to do
Search for for CORAL for ten episodes
Toto Wotz WHEREZ CORAL
Toto Wotz CORAL!!! stay back with the others
Toto Wotz search for a Sophia for basically 2 seasons then find surprise surprise they are dead
Go into the CORAL reef, you'll find him.
English is my dominated language... yet i just don't see how you people keep hearing that for Carl lol
R.I.P Glenn
OOOOOF that’s for the spoiler
Kick 🦵
Chain armor would be great for a zombie apocalypse.
CoOkie Muncher352
So long as it is the actual armor and not that butted shit.
but that makes a ton of noice
No cause they can rip it off
+Kotetsu Aburameジ +Drew Dorman Agreed! Only the _best_ medieval body armor for us Zombie Apocalypse survivors, none of that butted "beer tab" chainmail that you can buy from the cheap booths at Ren Faire; that shit won't mean anything but an embarrassing death once the zombies claw it apart like a cheap dress on Prom Night. No, _riveted_ chainmail's where it's at!
You can buy battle-ready medieval chainmail from websites like Battle Merchant; that site even lets you pick chainmail with round rivets _or_ with wedge rivets, if you're that fussy about the details. Historical riveted chainmail was designed to stand up to solid hits from longswords and battle axes, which is pretty much why the Norse raiders got their asses kicked out of England after the English came up with chainmail. If chainmail will stop a steel bearded battle axe, a zombie's teeth - which are still going to be made of enamel and dentine no matter how buff the zombie is - are going to crack, split, splinter and break off as soon as the zombie bites down hard.
And don't forget to wear a leather gambeson underneath, because wearing chainmail on bare skin for hours on end can chafe like a bitch! ;-)
+kab hes Some people talk like walking around in medieval body armor makes as much noise as throwing sauce pans at a brick wall. Just go to Ren Faire or Medieval Times in Dallas, watch some guy moseying around in battle-ready medieval armor and you might see that that's not the case at all. It's sounds like "...sheenk...sheenk...sheenk...", not even close to "CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!" It's just like how people say that you can't get back on your feet if you get knocked on your back while wearing full plate armor: It's pure bullpucky.
Plus, zombies may not have ears like bats anyway. And they're eventually going to catch you moseying around no matter what you do, so you might as well improve your odds of successfully fighting your way out of a mob without losing any of your bodily fluids.
+Lydia Benavidez Spoken like someone else who doesn't know Thing One about medieval armor! If it's so easy to tear body armor off of people, then why did the French have to invent the misericorde, a special dagger designed to slip between armor plates and/or to pierce chainmail for the purposes of mercy-killing wounded knights on the battlefield? Why couldn't the French just tear off people's breastplates and stab them through their hearts? Because medieval body armor has belts, buckles, joiners, tethers and links all over the place, designed for the specific purpose of securing the armor to the body and keeping the armor in place despite the rigors of battle. _That's_ why! The armor takes a while to don and it takes a while to doff, but the extra time you invest in properly donning your armor could save your life.
Plus, have you ever tried to unbuckle somebody's pants while he's scooting around and throwing punches at your face? If a fully mobile and fully dextrous living human can't do it, a zombie (who, if the majority of movies and TV shows are spot-on, is slow, clumsy and halfway to brain-death) can't do it. So zombies unbuckling your chainmail or your Maximilian armor until you're naked is a non-issue (and more than a little ridiculous).
How is it in the desert? I bet it would be hot as fuck.
Watchmojo: "10 staying alive tips!"
Tip 1: "Breath air."
Tip 2: Blink eyes.
Tip 3:stay hydrated
Eat food
Tip 5 "Live"
You don't need to out run the zombie....You just need to outrun the person next to you.
U sneaky😆
If you are using guns try to have a suppressed firearm like a suppressed ar 15 and a supressed glock as a side arm suppressed weapons will make less noise drawing in less zombies
plus you save your eardrums with a suppressor. one thing that never gets brought up in zombie movies firing off all those shots constantly will eventually make you hard of hearing and lower your chance of hearing a zombie or survivor approaching.
N a silenced shotgun
Suppressors are not that easy to come by to the general public.
Just go melee, it's just better. (and having a suppressor on an ar 15/handgun wouldn't really help)
Suppressors are easily acquired legally in the US. Just some paperwork to fill out and some waiting so do it soon.
Zombies: we are going to kill you.
Me: Bro, but i am cameraman.
“Know emergency first aid”
-cuts off hand with machete-
Here's the list to save you time:
10. Go on supply runs
9. Aim for the head
8. Don't hesitate
7. Have a radio
6. Locate a stronghold
5. Know emergency first aid
4. Avoid populated areas
3. Find a mode of transportation
2. Choose your ideal weapon
1. Choose your allies wisely
Machete/2 trench knives, pistol, semi-auto rifle/carbine. Thick but lightweight armor for neck, arms & legs. Lots of cardio. Anyone else got something to add to this list?
Any kind of supllies maybe?
Water
Yeah, totally forgot to place food, ammo & other various supplies on this list to make it more obvious.....
DrakeMarvell
I would say to make sure you train to be about half military standard because that would weigh you down and most people tend to exercise wearing almost nothing instead of their more everyday style of clothing that would give them restrictions and don't carry any sort of weight. I would say train for 50lbs because by then, with weapons, supplies, ammo, and possibly armor, you would have possible around 25lbs. That depends on what you brought of course, and if you train for 50, well, you would be have that weight limit and therefore can go much longer.
Missile launcher it will be good for hordes
Tip No. 1, watch the video early!!
The world is just begging for zombies then
You know dudes & dudettes these are good advice & survival guides of how to survive an zombie apocalypse but I already know when who to survive the whole thing out like [#1 Always Stay Out Of Sight From Zombies Or They Won't Stop Following You Or OtherS, #2 A Shotguns & Handguns & Assault Rifles & Rifles Is A Vary Effective Weapons To Kill A Zombie But Mostly Ame For There Heads, #3 Bayonets Or Knives Or Throwing Knives Would Work At Close Quarters Combats But Mostly Go For There Heads On Zombies, #4 Any Solid Blunt Object Weapons Would Do At Close Quarters Combat With A Zombie Or Zombies, #5 Always Travel Light Knowing It Be More Faster To Travel Around And Run Faster From Zomibes That Way, #6 Build Any Armor Vehicles To Keep Zombies Out, #7 Locate A Good Stronghold To Hold Zombies Back At All The Times, #8 Don't Let The Zombies Bite Or Scratch You Or Risk Becoming One Yourself, #9 Wear Lightweight Armor From On Head & Body To Avoid Bite Or Scratch & Travel Light, #10 Never Travel Alone Always Have A Friend Or Family To Watch Your Back So You Don't Get Jump By The Zombie Hordes At A Corners Or In A Shadow Places, #11 Always Be Quiet In Some Places Any Type Of Noise Will Attracted The Zombie Hordes Right To You, #12 Always Use Decoys To Alert You & Others If The Zombies Are Close When Staying At A Temporarily Shelter, #13 Always Be Cautious When Going In A Public Places In Towns Or Cities You May Never Know If Zombies Are Still There Or Not, #14 Trust Only Those Who Sounds Promising To You And Others Because A Lot Of Groups Of People Would Become A Threat Or Not When They Form A Stronghold Community, #15 If In Case The Land Is No Longer Safe Anymore Then Travel At Sea On A Sailboat ⛵ With A Lot Of Cans Of Foods & Reliable Item's & Reliable Weapons & Good Medical Items That Seems Useful, #16 Always Check If Water Is Safe To Drink Or Not Because You May Never Know If The Zombies Been In It Or Not, #17 Always Save On Bullets & Shotgun Shells When In A Zombie Apocalyptic World All Bullets & Shotgun Shells Is Going To Be Hard To Find, #18 When Zombies Are About To Overrun Your Hideout Always Have A Backup Plan To Make A Fast Getaway And Live The Next Day, #19 When Hunting In A Zombie Apocalyptic World Hunting For Deers Or Wild Boars Or Any Other Animals Be Sure To Get To Them First Before The Zombies Do, #20 Be Sure Not To Eat Any Tainted Meat If A Zombie Has Bitten That Part Of Meat Or Risk Becoming A Zombie Yourself, #21 Always Be Sure To Know What you Are Doing When Surviving The Zombie Apocalyptic World Always And Never Drop Your Guard Down Always,] and that is all you need to know when being in a Zombie Apocalyptic World don't you think so dudes & dudettes.!?¡¿ ♤♡♧◇€£₩¥☆
The gamers know what to do, we all waiting for this to happen :D
OvO
I got a zombie ad lol
Napstablook I got TWD game ad
Napstablook same
Napstablook I got a doll ad :(
iHobo Films i got a rock
I'm going to Mount Rainier or somewhere in the Canadian wilderness
I will do the strong hold
But i dont have an eye of ender
Eyad Wael omg good pun XD
Dakota Bartlett thats the first and one of the few good battle royales
you mean make a base
*Slow Clap*
No scenes from "Evil Dead" movies or TV? Bruce Campbell is a genius!!!
1. Run
2. Selfie
3. Run again.
5. Make a crying selfie cuz that shit sells
Actually, if zombies were real, and they were the walking dead zombies, blood loss or a shot to the heart would kill them. If there was no heart, blood and so oxygen wouldn't be able to get to the muscles. If no blood got to the muscles then the zombie wouldn't be able to walk and no oxygen would get to the brain.
Team Pottsy72 true
WD walkers don't die from blood loss, that's why they can lose limbs and still keep going. However the electrical impulses from the brain still send signals to the limbs so disrupting that in a catastrophic nature will kill them (again).
Themagnificent7th But that's exactly my point. Blood loss should kill them because they need oxygen to get around the body. So in a realistic encounter with a walker, a shot to the heart, lungs or body would kill them.
In World War Z, they move the blood around their body by contractions of skeletal muscles, and their blood is much more coagulated.
It would if they still used blood as a means of transporting oxygen to limbs like in 28 days later where they are for all intents still people just driven mad by a virulent strain of contagion. In the walking dead they are going by George Romero rules where the only way to kill them is a headshot disrupting the central nervous system because blood flow is not essential to life function. I don't make the rules, but I can say keep thinking "hearts and minds" so that's two to the heart and one to the mind and you'd have your bases covered.
I wish you'd do a "Top Ten Donald Trump Survival Tips."
edgy memes also don't be anything other than a white man, don't have the need to breath clean air or drink clean water, don't need any medical attention and finally be super rich
#1 make a big ass wall
#2 make america great again
#3 be orange
#4 last as long as you could
Doug Puthoff
1) go to another country like Canada
2) pray shit doesn't go down
number 1...be white
1:be a male 2:be white 3:be rich 4:be american 5:be heterosexual 6:avoid social media 7:avoid news 8:be orange 9:don't get sick or injuried in any way 10:if you're not any or all these things, run.
You probably won't even have to get through the head just damage the spine and turn them into vegetables.
i knew all of these because i watch way to many zombie related things and have learned quite a few things
Weapons:
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Rifle - AR-15 (Light weight, easy to handle and aim, has good range, can use 9mm bullets, and can be semi-auto and auto)
Shot Gun - Remington 870 (Not too heavy, good range, extra powerful, and can use almost any shot gun shell)
Submachine Gun - AUG Paras (Light weight, uses 9mm bullets, silenter than most weapons, easy to aim)
Revolver - 30. Caliber Revolver (Used the popular 30. Cal bullets, strong for a hand held weapon)
Pistole - Glock 17 (Uses 9mm bullets, so is easy to restock as it's a popular weapon that is also able to restrain from all sorts of damage)
Tools:
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Knife - Becker BK7 (Rubber grip, has long blade, and is very sharp)
Utilities - Utility Knife (Can be used for opening cans, etc)
Water Filter - Life Straw (Can be filtered while drinking)
Extra Luggage:
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Sleeping Bag (Can be zipped up and above your head)
Military Backpack (Can cary extra supplies, food, etc)
Tarp (Easy to make tent, and can prevent water from seeping into your shelter)
Gloves (Sticky grip onto weapons, and to keep hands from blistering)
Stakes and Mallet (For pitching tents)
Matches and fire starter kit (Able to survive in the wilderness if needed)
Food:
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Beef Jerky (Easy to eat and nutritious. Gives protein)
Granola Bar (Gives you a healthy amount of carbs
MRE's (Used by military, has everything but bad taste)
Canned Food - Cambell's beans
Literature & Games:
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Books - Classic novels such as Moby Dick, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, and Mark Twayne Books
Games - Playing cards, and a chess board if manageable)
Note Book or Journal (For sketches and writing down plants)
Places:
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Northern Canada where there are no mosquitoes if it's spread by mosquitoes, otherwise I would try moving to upstate new York to my grandparents where they own a farm and guns
Raiding Spots:
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Police Station
Fire Station
Possibly other groups
People:
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Friends
Family
Other survivors who are willing to join
You don't need to be the fastest runner. You just have to be faster than the slowest person. Trip them if you have to.
Ive said it before and Ill say it again, how on gods green green Earth has anyone been killed by the slow ass zombies in the walking dead? The fast bastards, they are a threat. But the slow ones you just need to walk away from them and not get cornered.
Jake781268162 81279 obviously those people got cornered or were taken by suprise
This was made on my 13th birthday. Better get a sword...
its good that i know it now thanks for showing it
- always know your escape route
- constantly stay aware of your surroundings
- look over your shoulder periodically
- never reach your arms or legs into somewhere you can’t see to avoid surprise bites (behind counters, in darkness etc)
- create light armor for arms, neck and legs
- create throwable distractions (firecrackers, music radios etc)
Your watching too much walking dead
O RLY yeah i am
I'm perfect for the zombie apocalypse I know how to make any weapon from scratch as long as I have duck tape
Nice list mojo! I actually want a zombie outbreak 😅
I just went to the range today and shot 150 rounds of 9mm through a Glock 19, and two CZ75B’s. I shot fairly well, just keeping in practice.
6.Wear a Strong Armor
Example:
Riot Gear
Hazmat Suit
Spaceman Suit
7.Dont Make Too Much Noise
8.Pick a Melee,Range And Throwing Weapons
Example:
Melee:
Katana
Knfie
Baseball Bat
Steel Baton
Pickaxe
Axe
Crowbar
Range :
CrossBow
AK-47
Pistol
Revolver
M14
Mini Gun
Red-34
Throwing :
Molotov
Grenade
Smoke Grenerade
FlashBang
FireSmoker
9.Team up with Survivors or Surviving Group
10.Move Somwhere Sometimes
The one that said “never hesitate to kill a zombie” reminds me of Hershel Greene (from TWD) who stored his turned family in the barn at his farm and he didn’t kill them
Seems pretty pointless, unless you're 100% sure they can recover!
I'm thinking I'm going to be cool when theres a zombie apocalypse with this tips but the truth is i'm just forget all this and ran like coward 😂😂
Lolz
Us gamers will probably have the best chance for surviveing the apocalypse
And us The Walking Dead viewers.
Karlo Peric but, cardio...
shut the fuck up, fatso.
While i love to exercise, I also love playing killing floor(yeah they aint zombies but what's the difference?)
and people who know parkour
Oh thanks for the information
2 Survivors are talking
Survivor 1- "I had a friend a while back, he died."
Survivor 2- "Did the zombies get him?"
Survivor 1- "No, He just got stung by a bee."
The only tip you need to survive a zombie apocalypse...
Have Rambo skills or be with him
Daniel Gutierrez yo Rambo is 70 now.
34 views 47 likes. Makes sense doesn't it?
Victor Alvares 42 views 50 comments 122 likes and 3 dislikes
Victor Alvares maybe Zombies don't count?
Cían Campion
Your thumbnail made me think hair was on my screen, I got so confused! XD
10. When in doubt know your way out.
9. Limber up
8. enjoy the little things
7. Beware of bathrooms
6. Check the backseat
5. Be a Hero
4. Travel Light
3. Buckle up
2. Double Tap
1. Cardio
7:46 I remember that scene, Carl and Enid are such a great couple.
8:49 trevor got betrayed again😂
Great way to survive as long as u can in a zombie outbreak weapons get as much solar panels u can get find a secure place dig yourself an underground bunker and u can plant water source not to far pretty sure u can live years in one place
kamoi chapman definitely
Have plants for oxygen
If you want to survive the zombie apocalypse. Your going to have to eat your vegetables.
Yes ma'am
A location with high walls hey😏
That day everything changed, the walls cages and humanity... cattle
The AOT/SNK fans will get it
i know im a fan of it it was said by eren yeager
Katanas are highly recommended melee weapons. For guns always choose a crossbow. They're good for being quiet and not attracting more zombies or psychotic survivors.
Shields are good too. They can be used to control the zombies arms, pushing them safely way to open them up for a quick strike to the head.
Tip no 1: find clementine
Why does it sound so serious ? I mean is IT happening soon or what? I dont really believe that it can happen...
Samantha D I don't think anyone seriously thinks it will happen. I guess some people just enjoy planning out what they would do.
I thought it was happening in Florida awhile back when that guy who was high on bath salts was eating that other guys face. It really happened, look up bath salts cannibal.
Samantha D Given that both the CDC and the Army have zombie contingency plans, I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss the possibility. More personally, after several months of research into the subject ( yes, I am a nerd who once had way too much time on his hands) I came to the conclusion that a zombie or zombie-like outbreak was possible, if not immediately imminent. See, it doesn't have to be animate corpses ( although I believe I worked out how to do that); there are any number of organisms and substances which can make humans become mindlessly violent. After all, it takes nothing more than blocking your brain's supply of serotonin to accomplish this. That one chemical separates 'civilized' people from a 28 Days/Weeks later style gore fest. Or take a mind-controlling brain parasite like Toxoplasmosa Gondii. It normally infects rats, but humans who become infected with it become far more likely to go absolutly nuts. All it would take is an evolved strain to take over the human mind and destroy our logic centers, turning us into violent, potentially cannibalistic monsters. And, oh yeah, 50% of all humans on the planet are already infected with some form of Toxoplasmosa, so there's that. Sweet dreams! [ Oh and as I recall from that Florida case, when they tested that guy, they didn't find any Bath Salts in his system, just some trace amounts of marijuana. I thought maybe he was the Patient Zero for the new mutant form Toxoplasmosa, but that's just speculation, no real evidence.]
Corvus The Strigoi Well thanks, Ive done some research as well a few weeks ago and I thought it could happen too. Then It just kinda faded away but its back now.. So I just want to know when it is going happen But i guess thats not really possible :/
Samantha D And thats why you wont last long
I’m surprised these weren’t 100% from The Walking Dead because they only use a good idea ONCE and never again-_-
Here's my plan: Before zombies: Exercise, keep a duffel bag with tools, food, drink, first aid, weapons, clothes and other useful skit in the trunk of my car, and maintain my car regularly. Outbreak: Give my computer a goodbye hug and disconnect it from the mains, put on a leather jacket and run like Usain Bolt to my car and GTFO of the city and drive to the country side. Find a small hut, unpack, secure the area, and go hunting/fishing.
Members of my team
1. Leader/the brave
2. Doctor/the brains
3. Brawler/the fighter
4. Stealth/the ninja
5. Mechanic/the builder
6. Runner/the speedster
7. Tactical/the armory
8. Sharpshooter/the sniper
9. Supplier/the foreigner
10. Strongman/the muscle
Buy a copy of "The zombie survival guide".
by max brooks
also keep ur hair short so the zombies don't grab you
I won't cause I value my hair :( i know i'll probably die first.
Isaac Campuzano dam it
Ill just keep my hair up in a bun
WHO'S A FAN OF Z NATION??? Only me...okay
Me too
Me three
THAT ONE PERSON Yu DONT KNOW me four
Me 5
THAT ONE PERSON Yu DONT KNOW FINALLY I FOUND SOMEONE
like whenever that happens its is important having food, water and gas for any vehicles for the apocalypse. And choosing people wise, yes, cause ur never gonna know when they betrayed u and ur friends/ family, always have the people that u can trust to survive
OMGGG THE NUMBER 10!! I REMEMBER THE SCENE OF HOW AWKWARD GLENN TALK TO MAGGIE. OMG SHIIIPPP
No one wishes to have a Zombie Appoclypse!! some people are just stupid minded thinking that I can handle it because I watched some Zombie survival tip video or I watched walking dead. Trust me you might be the guy first to get bit !
Juice Hype13 why can’t I find one person who seen z nation
Dont be clumsy too! Cuz if they get hurt (like scars or something else) you might turn into one too
@@jaymespencerorsirenaheart7575 I've seen z nation 10k is my favorite character
bethany hindle warren is mine
You wanna know a fun fact??
there is no chance in hell that we will ever have a zombie apocalypse in these world.
c o r o n a v i r u s j o i n s t h e c h a t
#6: "High walls" Looks like America is gonna be the safest place in the zombie apocalypse, eh? 'MURCA FUCK YEAH!!!!
PousiniTM Gaming then it's a prison.
Quirrel they will just go by plane
what if zombies came from canada?
ooorr be the first ones to be ironically trapped for their racist stupidity XD
I don’t care, imma go to Mexico cause I ain’t gon get secluded by racist zombies
Im still waiting for H.O.T.D season 2 for years