TOTAL WAR ATTILA IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding UNLIMITED GOLD
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
- Total War Attila Is the follow up to the surprisingly succesfull Rome 2 Total War. It is a legendary stratergy game that tasks the player with saving the world from Attila the Hun. So today I chose to exploit the game and ask the question. What if the romans had an infinite supply of gold? These are the important questions which have gone unanswered for too long! So yes today we are going to break the game with Unlimited Gold.
This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor!
If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man videos!
It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content!
So sit back relax and enjoy this Total War Attila challenge!
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Title: TOTAL WAR ATTILA IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding UNLIMITED GOLD
#funny #montage #TotalWar
Paid off the Huns?
Embezzled money whenever possible?
This is a very realistic portrayal of the Byzantine Empire
Almost the entire campaign was realistic , I don't know if that was intentional but bugger me sideways with a tea bag it was cool
CloudyMrKonstantine: Better to pay the Bretons to make even more archers. In our timeline, they turned the Huns into pin-cushions by day and by night.
Let's not forget:
- Redirected enemies to the west
- Recruited mercs from the tribes that are attacking you
Roman Empire in the east*.
@@Krafanio which later renamed to the byzantine empire
"We're now at war with the Sassanids... again" late Roman history in a sentence.
Which is probably the number one reason both Empires suffered so greatly when the Muslims poured out of Arabia
@@Angryp0nY WRE didn't exist anymore during that time and ERE was devasted by literally ages of fighting off barbs and survived till late XV century when was shattered by ottoman turks who, you guessed it, are another eastern steppe barbs ^^
@@Romczy No shit?
@@Angryp0nY not as much as someone speaking of "both empires" kekw
@@Romczy
The worst barbariams were the Europeans and their Crusades, first they decided to set up independent states instead of giving their conquests to the basileos, so they ended up isolated and lost it again. Then they outright sacked and destroyed Konstantinopolis.
Although, the infighting was also a big part of their downfall. The byzantines were the first to give the turks a crossing into the Adrianopole, one faction wanted the the Ottomans to help them destroy the other faction, Ottomans just took over Greece and then it was over.
"Bugger me sideways with a Tea Bag" Spiff 411 AD
We need a spiff out of context vid
@@maverick5640 omg yes😂 Just find certain things he says, just a black screen, and start him saying weird shit making you thibk what the hell he's doing😆
And after each one, show where it's from👍🏽
British foreplay
"Slap my thighs and call me for dinner!" -MW2TW English General
"So the emperor is not taxing his citizens at all, how is he making money?"
"By making money out of money."
"What?"
"What?"
Peki Codex *capitalism intensifies*
You gotta waste money to make money
From trade, he sell product to another states. ERE is a big state with a lot of resources to be sold
That's literally how banking works
Weimar begins to smile and says someone got it right
Tbf paying off the Huns and paying mercenaries was the actual historical strategy.
By the Gods, this man plays a banking simulation in a total war game...
Can you imagine being his stock advisor?
@@tonysmith3232 does he actually have/need one?
The sinews of war is infinite money.
Each and every war gamę is about money mate
And he plays farm games in Prison Tycoon and Skyrim. He's saying "everyone else is fighting over resources. I'll just eliminate the middle man and create the resources." Why all the fighty fighty over stuff. Just magic infinite stuff.
The world could learn much from Spiff. But DO they listen? So far, only a few million of them do.
romans
- keep on printing money
also romans
- "what is inflation, is it tasty?"
Gokaes I don’t think inflation was understood until the 14th century. Well at least in Europe, no doubt the Chinese were talking about it like 3000 years ago.
But I think money was not even printed is Europe until colonial ages
The Spanish knew all about it when they stumbled upon a mountain of silver in America lol
@@MrSqurk It was well understood. The Hebrews counted usury as a weapon of war just like chariots and spears.
@@MrSqurk The Romans did historically struggle with inflation, and many Emperors are remembered best for fixing inflation during their reigns, such as Domitian.
Spif: The Arabian Separatists are in Spain.
The Umayyad Caliphate wants to know your location.
That's 400 years off...
At least they stand true to their name.
@@syferpolski4344 It's the early access version.
@@syferpolski4344 200 years this is 395 but the Muslims are 600s
Once I played the Huns, subjugated the ERE, and got a tribute of 80000 gold per turn! Now I know why.
Yrridian - *THE MAGISTER MILITUM*
Spiffing Brit - The court wizard who can make coins appear out of thin air
Yrridian played on legendary, this pretender chose normal
Last time I was this early, the Queen just signed for control of Hong Kong
The Spiffing Brit I guess I’ve been on the *money* with these jokes
Took me a second to realize that wasn't referring to the band.
I mentioned in my comment as a Canadian how you left us on the beaches of Dieppe but I forgot how you left a a bunch of us in Hong Kong too.
You're from the future?
Psst Brit, in Shogun 2 you can go above 100% tax rate in provinces ;)
Well bugger me sideways with a teabag, so you can!
David Cummings how😳
@@moritzkubler868 Highly trained and exceptional Metsuke!
And if he plays Fall of the Samurai, he can even recruit British Soldiers, and British Warships!
Someone tell Spiff!! I want to see this.
Inflation isn’t real, money is!-Spiffing Brit
Venezuela though the same thing :0
What I love about this video is this is basically the eastern Roman empire strategy from history bribe your opponents into protecting you and sit back and make money.
Unlimited Gold? No thanks.
Unlimited Tea? *YES*
Why not both I like Yorkshire gold tea.
Well, need Curry to go with that. And yes Curry is very English. Comes from the same area as Tea. So Curry and Tea go together.
"Money can be exchanged for goods and services"
Unlimited gold means you can purchase unlimited tea!
@@Gulyus who ho
**Bank of England would like to know your location**
_South Sea Trading Company has left the chat._
Spiff: *plays as east roman empire*
Sassanids: *declare war*
what a twist!
Something tells me he isn't very experienced in the game, considering he had to bribe the Huns to leave him alone after getting rekt by them on Normal difficulty
Or is he just trolling? Like he intentionally plays badly for the laughs?
@@exantiuse497 its more like he seems suprised about these things that should have been predictable. The near-constant war between the sassanids and east rome was a defining feature of the time. Same with the arabs in spain. They were in spain for a long time!
then again, I guess it is a very british thing to not care about world history before the invasion by William the conqueror.
@@LordGatar Nah, it's normal not to care about history at all
My playthrough as the Lakhmids was a constant on again off again war with the Sassanids. They'd declare on me, I'd take a couple of their cities, they'd peace out. Rinse and repeat til their demise and all of their client states. I got through the entire game without seeing the Huns a single time or being at war with either Roman Empire a single time. I didn't think either of those was possible.
@@thespiffingbrit It's fine, nobody can be pro at every game instantly. The video was fun and entertaining nonetheless
This vid always reminds me of the episode of Family Guy where Peter hand Lois a wad of cash and says "here, go buy yourself some more money."
Whenever i see you upload i open the video pause it at 00:00 and go get a cup of tea
I just bought an electric kettle so I can more easily make tea when I see these videos
I ran out of tea bags yesterday. When I saw this video, I went to the local cafe and bought a cup of tea, just so I wouldn't be out of form for this entertainment. (Thankfully, my cafe is open 24 hours. A good thing since I opened your video at 3am.)
Hi Sandy, my name's Dave..
It was 06:00 when I saw this.. Had to wake up, Tor
Well... i go get a cup of coffe...
Man its hilarious how close you were to actual history here. Eastern Rome abandoning the West. Paying off the Huns to not attack you. Capturing up to Babylon and then making peace. great videos, thanks for the entertainment
Főfasírozó fun fact the only events of the ancient era that are well documented and cross referenced are those of the bible.
I am drinking cold, tea-less tea. Also known as water.
Bugger me sideways with a teabag indeed.
when you take a sip of your tea and realize you forgot to put the tea bag in it.
That is when you realize that you are in hot water
@@dragonjo7550 dundunduuuuuuun. *sad british music plays*
"they want to peace out and are offering 1k" *their demmands*
Omg yes
Bread and butter? Surely, it should be 'tea and crumpets.' The queen is dissatisfied.
@ed champagne Chill out mate
Spiff giving money to the huns expecting peace is like Chamberlain returning from Germany with a pice of paper
"Compound Interest is the most powerful force in the universe" - Albert Einstein
"I married my cousin - twice!" - Albert Einstein
Astronut128: Cosmic Inflation.
.... But only if it is at a rate higher than inflation.
You’re a magical man; “Steve and the Lads” was comedy gold.
30:01 "Turn 68 and you know what I must say, things have taken a *Interest*ing turn." I caught an accident pun.
I know you haven't played too much of Attila but you can actually wipe Alaric's Visigoths on turn 2 if you get lucky. It definitely made the ERE campaign less stressful.
If you play as a Roman empire, destroying hordes is a must, like, whenever you can, do it. Don't let them live
Dude. I did the ERE Grand Campaign.
Ended the campaign with 1.7 million per turn.
LOL, at what turn did you end up?
@@johnadams13 Probably 1.7 Millionth Turn.
@@johnadams13 I think about turn 250.
@@johnadams13 Wait, just checked. Turn 179.
@@LevCallahan Damn, ok
Somewhere in the world, all of these auto-resolves has given LegendofTotalWar an aneurysm
Bugger me sideways with a tea bag! I’ve graduated from lemon ginger tea, to Yorkshire gold blend 😍
I remember that I won on maximum difficulty very easily, 10 times easier than in this video. I just destroyed all my cities, leaving only Alexandria. Because of this, the enemies almost never attacked me and I just waited for the money to accumulate, and then I made 20 legions from one city and just destroyed everyone nations =)
That would be cool to watch
Good thinking !
"the sinews of war are infinite money"
Marcus Tullius Cicero
Spiffing Britt
"Hold my cup of tea"
"give me enough tea and anything is possible." Spiff 4.8.2019
29:18
"Or you can just drink coffee and make me exceedingly disappointed."
Permission is permission, Spiff :P
The unveiling of Steve and the lads made me regrettably spit out my tea in hysterics, long live britannia
3 years ago that video literally made me learn the concept of compound interest
Lmfao
Fun fact: if you listen to this at 0.5x speed, he sounds vaguely like a drunk Winston Churchill
That was great, thank you
So just Winston Churchill then.
I can't, I really can't anymore
My god…
So just Winston Churchill
My favorite tea obsessed spiffer is back I have a few total war games and I love them so I’m glad to see you play them. Cause bugger my side with a tea bag and call me Winston Churchill there good games
That commentary on the western roman empire is an accurate description of their relationship with the east
I'm shocked the word "tea" isn't in the title
There are enough letters in the title to make six tea, you just need to look for them.
Total War: Atteala
Ahh my favorite Roman army, Steve and the lads
I love how the huns spamming cavalry is totally broken but also realistic.
35:22 "In Saudi Arabia" *Oman intensifies*
"Inflation?why do we need to implement that on our war game?"
Nah, its so clear that they are just really really good investors, who always increase the economy to meet the investments profits.
well you do have coruption that takes out of tax but in this case not so much
"The greatest empire, the British empire!"
Next frame shows an American flag in centre view
It’s a part of the empire so it doesn’t matter that much
@@leroyjenkins3225 its not... but ok
@@king21w48 of course is sir. America is England's largest colony 🤷♂️
Garrett Owens the British empire no longer exists but ok.
@@johnrex7108 it still is, America just doesn't know it lost the war of independence 😊
Total War: a battle simulation game
SpiffingBrit: it’s a money simulator!
Skylines: A city simulator
SpiffingBrit: it’s a money simulator!
Oblivion: A RPG-
SpiffingBrit: it’s a money simulator!
Skyrim and Fallout 4: a battle rpg simulator
SpiffingBrit: it’s a massive mone- glitch exploit simulator!
Note: I’ve written SpiffingBrit so many times my iPhone has added it as an official word in the dictionary
In regards to tea, I prefer the Korean barley and green tea mix, can be infused with hot or cold water, doesn't turn bitter, and has a unique earthy taste. Perfect for a whole day of hard work
"The Sassanids are pulling back, which just allow me to waltz in..."
I'm getting some Carrhae vibes here.
The funny thing is that this kinda represents the relationship between the Hund and the Eastern Roman Empire. Rather than totally destroying it, they decided to leave its economy intact and instead just come around and demand money in return for peace.
Nobody:
Spiff: I got unlimited gold in total war attila
Everyone: and
Spiff: i got some tea
Man you didn't go far enough, once you reach a certain amount the currency counter resets back to zero.
What's the certain amount?
@@comraderoyalguard4699 probably somewhere araound 2.5B
@@snakion4709 Thanks mate, now I know my limits.
You know what is even more hilarious to do when you get near that point? Get the faction you don't like so much, give them some 25% of that in a gift, wait until the interest goes back up to near the peak of 2.5b, then gift about 85% of that to them. It's hilarious, because the AI you gifted the gold to is the one that ends up with no money, no interest mechanics, and no matter how much money cheats the AI gets - no realistic way of getting out of that hole :)
Yeah, breaking a nation completely is about as simple as that in the game.
@@comraderoyalguard4699 Developer here. It can be 2 147 483 647 this is the biggest number that can be stored on 32 bit. I assume u can overflow this, and the error handling gives you zero. It should give you the max number though it interesting that it resets.
Spiff: give me enough cups of tea and anythings possible
Me: bugger me sideways with a tea bag
I have noticed that I always can cheer Spiff with my cup of tea, when he is asking for. Maybe that is because I am always holding a cup of lovely tea with a small slice of lemon. Love your vids, mate!
Caesar’s Legion would be proud
I am having tea, in the sense that I am having a brew... in the sense that I am having a beer.
I love this game so much, I wouldn't dare to break it this hard.
(I'm currently doing it... ;------------;)
My tea went through my nose at "Steve and the lads" :D
When the white child's hand reached out for the black child's hand and you said "trust me" I spat my tea all over myself.
I love these 'perfectly balanced' videos, looking forward to more, and I've subscribed and all that, but... I really, really wish you'd go just that little bit further and abuse your ridiculously broken position of power to win the game. All of these videos feel like they're building and building and building until you're basically god and the enemy doesn't stand a chance, and I can't wait to see what can be done with it, and then... it just ends with no resolution.
It's because, much like in comics, when a superhero has no weaknesses it gets boring. Do you really want to watch him buy off enemy armies for 50 turns as he paints the map?
How about braking Warhammer 40K?
May Emperor protect your tea.
Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only...coffee
Just Play Chaos Warrior. I think its Impossible to have negetive income.
This unlimited money gained me my first "This is Total War" Award on Legendary Difficulty. So I like.
“Bugger me sideways with a tea bag” -SpiffingBrit 2019
Now do it with Skaven, exploits and TW:Warhammer 2, yes, yes!
13:08 Ay! Twinigs Earl Grey is exactly what I usually have with these videos.
Don't mind me, just leaving a comment so the algorithm knows I want more of your videos.
I just bought 720 bags of yorkshire tea.
They came in 3 big boxes.
Congratulations! You will now never run out of tea. Unless you consume it at the rate SpiffingBrit does. Then it'll last about a month.
@@bvanhoek356 Oh, I'm sure it will last around 6 months. *sips tea*
@@fredrikgit that last me around a 2 weeks, but i do drink earl grey love the bergamot taste.
Only four cups a day? For shame! @@fredrikgit
You had me at "Seventeen year old Play-Doh man". Loved it!
Paid image website be like : "If we put our logo everywere on the logo nobody will use it"
Spiffing : "Hold my Beer"
PS: Gretting from France
I love the historical accuracy in him naming things 😂
i subscribed after watching like, 3 videos...
i like your style man, keep it up
I would imagine that the reason the Huns were so willing to peace out, is because in real life the eastern Roman Empire, through a combination of strong armies and massive amounts of money, were able to deflect most of the hordes into the western Roman Empire. And the only way to really achieve that in game is by peacing out.
Tea? Ready
Picture of queen? Saluted
Hotel? Trivago
I usually drink coffee as a God fearing American, but when I am having a particularly good day and feel I can handle some extra negativity, I will drink a cup or 2 of tea. Usually herbal kind, chamomile, rooibos, or something similar.
"bugger me sideways with a tea bag" -Spiff
"Eastern Roman empire"
* shows Alexander the great *
Taxes... you exempt towns from taxes so they dont need food. Then change all the buildings to have garrisons so you dont need to defend the towns and you can switch to a pure offence also use the priest to convert the enemy agents too.
Just like real Life the Eastern Roman Empire just pays off its neighbors so they don’t destroy them…
22:34 it’s like Spiff decided to take a side job doing financial consulting for the Huns. So funny to see how the AI just totally misuses their resources even when they’re supposed to be the “big bad” of the entire campaign.
Scottish Blend or Typhoo. Perfect for softer Scottish water. Yorkshire Tea is best for hard water places like England and Australia.
Did the 5% strat first time I played with the ER and it actually flips to negative if you go over 2,147,483,647.
As a rebellious American colonist, I prefer Earl Grey tea myself.
...also bugger me sideways with a teabag.
I just bought my boss some Yorkshire tea for his birthday based on your suggestion. I hope he likes it. Bugger me sideways with a tea bag.
I love this dude. his humor is perfect jus like mine dirty n sarcastic. I’m actually beginning to like tea.
Would love to see you play the Equestria at War mod for HoI4. You might be interested for the following reasons:
1) This total conversation mod is very well made with a all new map, with all new trees, with new weapons, all spread across two continents. For both fandoms, the most amazing thing is how such an unexpected crossover of a children's cartoon and WWII RTS just clicks together.
2) There are some interesting factions that can include the unexpected. The Crystal Empire starts with a Choose your own adventure segment that will determine the type of government it will be. Meanwhile, The Dread League is a mageocracy of necromancers that plays more like a Strategy RPG and has endless ranks of the undead that are armed with weapons out of the dark ages... Against nations that could develop nuclear bombs...
3) When played by a human player, Princess Celestia can be turned into a tea powered god empress of the sun. You can have her leading the front lines after her mental breakdown into fascism. She's very overpowered, giving huge bonuses for about 100 days until she presumably runs out of tea.
8:50 you see these three fingers in the top left corner, this is actually where i live.
Epic style
3 days thats some serious determination good on ya
Subjugate the sassanids as soon as you can, you'll get all their tributaries. Game broken.
Totally, I did this by accident and was very pleased. Apparently not possible for the Huns though.
ERE Campaign is crazy one of my favorites across all TW games
0:56 Why in the world can’t we play as the Brits? In 451 they were not only independent, they were a power in Gaul that the Romans tried to suppress but couldn’t. This is just as well, because the Romans desperately needed them. They were positively brilliant - and as we know, they got even better.
Did you buy the DLC? because it has 3 british factions
Currently drinking a nice cup of loose leaf Darjeeling:Commonly known as the champagne of teas.
"Why is this empire even functioning"
Historically, its not.
The Architect The Bizantine Empire is currently looking for your location.
What do you mean? Byzantium will last for about another 1000 years. Historically at this point they've just shed the dead weight of the western roman empire and their socialist policies, and (apart from the huns) are doing better than ever.
TheMigratingCoconut ...
Socialist policies ? The Roman Empire ?
History, so you speak it ? (It’s not only grossly anachronistic, it’s also grossly false and misrepresentative, both what you call the policies, their existence, and the reasons of the western empire downfall EDIT : and the handling of eastern Roman Empire, and the reasons they didn’t fall. In fact you are wrong on all but one thing : it is true that the ERE did continue on for a thousand years after the WRE, though it was not in a very good shape during half or more of this period, and it’s true that it was mostly functioning.)
@@nathanjora7627 watch?v=qh7rdCYCQ_U&feature=youtu.be&t=523
Have a fun 2 hour learning experience ;)
TheMigratingCoconut I can’t access the link on my phone, which is the only tool I have to access the internet for now, but considering the topic, the anachronism, the level of wrongness, and the length of the video, I’m gonna guess that it’s a Stefan Molyneux video.
Am I right ?
Drinking a nice cold dutch beer.
Its not tea but gets the job done
Here in america we shotgun our tea from old keystone light cans heated from the exhaust of our ar-15s
Bugger me sideways with a teabag, that sounds delicious!
@@TheUltraDinoboy Insert guitar solo, fireworks, and various other explosions EDIT: and an eagle caw
6:05 - Always play the battles. All the cities have chokepoints, and if you play the battles then you could have taken out half the horde with that garrison team.
I just started a campaign with the Eastern Roman Empire as well and the Huns didn't just approach me for peace despite me being in utter shambles, they paid me 2000 gold for it.
Every time you destroy a hun army it just respawns somewhere else at full force. The ONLY way to beat the huns is to kill Attila or wait for him to die
Gotta love the old spiff's "fwooh"
This is my first time watching one of your vids. These are really nicely done. And pretty hilarious 😆. Good job
Was that priest named Lucius Pedius Habitus?
He must be Catholic.