I swear, this man’s gotta be rockin an entire third leg, with a knee and a damn social security card and everything, and that’s how he gets women to VISIT HIS MISSILE SILO, but it’s not enough to make ‘em stay… I bet if he got on one knee and presented just a Hope diamond on a solid gold band, right at the edge of the silo hole, she might’ve said “you know, I’ve always liked really dark sunglasses and that’s pretty much all a blindfold is” just take advantage of that special moment of singing with a “hey btw I have videogame designers help with my layout plan, tryna be a Halo-loading-screen with those pipes, prepper bae?” If all three happened, 1. Huge diamond ring, 2. Videogame soundtrack deal, and 3. A member named “Rocko” that he throws over his shoulder, she’d have said yes to the dress made of stitched together MRE-wrappers… why ISNT TLC TRYNA FIND THIS MAN LOVE? Heck, his videogame designer contacts should be making a game ABOUT HIM. Just set in like, Far Cry 5, but no/few enemies, just this dude tryna acquire random parts across town, and develop relationships with certain people have certain items he’d need to upgrade his base, so you have to ensure you don’t completely turn people off or promise too many spots in the silo. The whole game is based around character and whether or not you trust people enough to inform them/invite them/guarantee a safe haven, and if people trust you they don’t immediately call the police and never talk to you again. Maybe a DLC/secret ending where it goes all nuclear and you gotta use what you gathered and the people you let in have different bonuses and other cons that hurt your chances of long term survival. I think it could work, like Far Cry 5+Shadow of War+Minecraft/etc.
Lol love how the preppers talk about "Operational Security" then go on reality shows like this. Two of the women say they are from Wichita, if you pay attention you can see they are eating at a Montana Mike's. An internet search shows a Montana Mike's in McPherson, Kansas. A search of decommissioned missile silos shows the exact location of his property or what use to be his property since searching his name also shows he tried to sell the property on ebay back in 2012, so either he grew out of the Prepper mindset or gave up on that particular project.
Well, maybe I'm just a sheeple but I don't see much use for a missile cilo for someone planning to survive after the economic collapse of a nation. A self-sustaining farm and a closet full of guns seems more practical
Huh? I wouldn't trust your judgement of people if you actually believe that. Like it's odd but no where near serial killer level, I'm guessing you just don't have enough life experience to know otherwise. Try and get out more
I thought it was actually kind of sweet, in a sick sense. It was like the only moment she seemed actually interested in *something*, and the face he did, seems like it was the closest to climax he’s been in a looong time 😂 Maybe it’s just the least shittiest part of that “date” though XD
I think Stephanie's self-preservation instincts were at total war with her desire to be able to win any "worst/weirdest date you've ever been on" contest with her friends, and even in the presence of a professional camera crew I'm still not sure she made the right choice
I feel like we're gonna be hearing about Stephanie on the news some day with her penchant for getting into cars blindfolded and standing near ledges with strange men she's known for less than 24 hours o-o
I think this was more a case of “oh I’m out in the middle of nowhere with this dude and some people who claim to be Nat Geo, let me say literally anything that will keep these people from cleaving my skull in half and stringing me up like a piñata.”
"I need you to be blindfolded for a two minute drive." Like she wouldn't be able to find something that's only two minutes away from the starting point if she came back looking for it.
@@sorrenblitz805 This show aired like 15 years ago and all they were dealing with was a recession. Now we have that, a crazy dictatorial leader on the other side of the world that keeps hinting at using nukes, and to add insult to injury, an internal political paradigm that seems to lead to violence and conflict rather than bipartisan solutions here at home. Maybe this crazy dude in his bunker was on to something. He's been very celibate for a long time but I bet his bunker is bad ass and finished now.
@@Kevin_2435 that dictator is also dying of cancer, and America has always been this way politically, it's just more open about it now, and they're only open about it because they know the bi-partisan system is a joke and every alternative can't spend enough money to get in the door.
@@sorrenblitz805 Dying of cancer is not necessarily a positive. I think the fact that he has nothing to lose and will die anyway makes him even more of a wildcard.
Gotta love the fact that his soulmate was the combat medic/hunting lady but he didnt call her back because she was too overweight for his rappelling test..
She may also have been "overqualified". Many straight men, as I have seen, don't want someone on par/ superior to them in the skills related to their interests. They want someone they can teach.
I love how he lead the conversation immediately to the only thing he wanted to talk about in the the most 0-100 way ive ever seen. "Are you outdoorsy" .. "Yeah used to live on a lake" "Do you have any survival skills?".. "uhm.. no.. no" "Do you think the US has the potential to financially collapse?" *silence* lol
My favorite part is that despite Jeff telling us all he’s looking for the ideal prepper partner; he doesn’t call the only person into the idea, but the more conventionally attractive first girl with no survival skill 😂
The look on her face at 16:35 after he said "That's why I invited you out" and she realizes she may have just voluntarily became a hostage is priceless
I remember this episode. I kept joking that the only reason the woman was able to leave and not end up chained to a radiator was because of the camera crew.
Didn’t the second date also have literal combat experience and training as a combat Medic? I’d say that counts as Mil. Exp. She was the only one pumped and open to see OddJobs Fortress of Solitude as well. He was acting too good for her because she was a little overweight. Dudes like that just suck, probably, literally, he just wants a play thing like he sees online the past six years lol!!
@@kilbert666 it's part of the fantasy for these guys. They want to be the have people completely dependant on them for survival, so that they can have some measure of control over them.
He picked Stephanie because he relishes the thought of the "learning curve" where he can talk forever this poor woman about his end time fantasies. He creeps me out.
Don't even gotta go that far tbh. There can't be that many decommissioned missile silos for sale in the US let alone ones that have actually been purchased, you could narrow it down pretty easily with a quick Google search.
I never knew I needed a Prepper Dating Show until now. They can call it “Together til the End”. Prepares can pick between the 3 lucky ladies, who will join him in his bunker. But none of the women can know. They have to think that it’s a regular dating show until their Doomsday Bachelor blindfolds then & carries them off
That's why this is the fake one. The real one already has motion sensing killguns. Someone breaks in and expects some little dinky blowtorch, rounds a corner. BAM. shotguntrap. 4D chess right there.
A local man in my area is a creepy guy, he inherited millions after his grandfather passed away. (Who he probably got rid of himself) Then he went & bought property on one of the mountains, had a private company build a bunker in to the mountainside. He even chose to buy out a few stores on meat products to have stored in his "underground freezer vaults", there are even concrete barricades built around the entrance too. His "Sniper Tower" is fortified with bullet proof glass that has a wide view of the small town, it's quite disturbing to see him sitting up there peeking down at us through his rifle scope. It's unsettling that he's always polishing up his firearms with a weird smirk almost every day at the firing range. He's mentioned many times in bars that once the world goes to hell, he's ready to lay down death on everyone who defies him when the time comes. Patting the side of his jacket where he keeps his handgun, police officers say they can't do anything about him because he seems to be all talk than actions at the moment. Creepy a** motherf***ing millionaires man.
I love how they really put in the work to show that this guy is maybe/probably a potential/current serial killer without actually saying it. Like talking about all the cool shit he used to do, then something changed in his life *cue dark abandoned missile silo and chains hanging from the ceiling* ... What's in the silo? or rather how many people are buried in your silo?
Jeff has got to at least slap a coat of seafoam green paint on those graffitied silo walls. Maybe throw down some nice hardwood, and install some lighting that doesn't make you feel like you're in the middle of a creepy urban exploration video. I definitely think an interior designer should be hired before inviting any other potential -victims- partners down there again. This is the kind of thing you want to keep to yourself until you've been dating someone at least 1 to 6 years. All of my womanly spidey senses were *screaming* for Stephanie. I think her survival instincts kicked in, just not in the way Jeff was hoping.
If he spent some real money, he could make that place absolutely incredible. Like, dream home for some people even, and could still have it be defended too by fixing the reinforced doors for the silo and all that. He won't, because he's an insane person and it would ruin the Mad Max aesthetic, but still. He could, theoretically.
I love the editing on this episode. "Jeff has a secret." Shows the dark silo. "He's a serial killer.... Wait, no..... He's a Prepper!" Also, as a Prepper who should be thinking about survival, shouldn't he pick Laura who is a combat medic?
Right? He chose the one woman who had no survival skills and who was the least likely to be impressed with his creepy silo. You can't be a picky prepper. You just can't. Preppers who _don't_ own spooky underground nuclear missile silos are undateable enough.
"The cake is a lie" spray painted all over the inside of the silo. Looks like a great place to call home. These producers and editors must have such a good time poking fun at these people.
You can tell he doesn't really care about survival at all because 1) he chose a flame thrower as his main security feature and 2) picked the woman least likely to survive in the end times. He's in love with the fantasy what all that stuff means. The man is way detached from reality and I would suspect him of being somewhat dangerous, to be honest.
Lmao I remember this episode! I always thought it was so funny that he clearly picked Stephanie because she looked better. Laura literally had the perfect resume, chick could have gone off grid that day and lived like nobility.
I thought the same thing. It's kind of sad but it was a shallow decision based off appearance. I'm not trying to act superior, I've made shallow decisions like that too
@@kyrstincote7732 lol actually the opposite. That’s most likely why he didn’t choose Serlé because you could tell she was not with tha shits very early on. Stephanie was a little more passive and to his shallow self more “attractive” and probably (“more suitable for repopulation of the earth” or some weirdo incel shit 😂)
Jeff: _“Can I blindfold ya? Just for a bit haha..”_ Steph: _”Uh, sorry I’m not comfortable with that”_ Jeff: _“Oh don’t worry we’re just goin for a real short drive”_
I think that if you're going for people who have survival instinct, any person who agrees to be blindfolded and taken to an unknown location should be instantly disqualified
So a guy you don't know talks about having a doomsday silo and you not only go on a second date, but you agree have him drive you out into the middle of nowhere, blindfolded, and to crawl into this silo with him. Then ask, "Can I go out and stand on the edge of this huge drop?" I really hope this Stephanie woman is just doing this for the cameras. Otherwise look for her soon in the missing person's report.
I doubt any human being with at least half of a brain would do those things if there wasn't a massive professional TV crew there watching both of them.
The fact that he has a flame thrower and not a gun tells me that he's probably a felon. Think of how easy it would have been for Jeff to abduct this woman. It could be a group of psychos, that just put a NatGeo sticker on their cameras to trick their victim into a snuff film.
Oh, Stephanie. I saw your eyes screaming on the first date, you did not have to say yes to the second, and you absolutely could have hightailed it away when he asked to blindfold you. I thought I had the worst dating stories, but girl, this takes the cake for the worst date ever.
Yeah I don’t know how much they paid her to agree to any of that but she definitely deserved double lmao. At least she can say she went on a date with an actual crazy person and survived. Owning a missile silo should probably put you on some sort of watch list.
I dunno what I was expecting, but it wasn't that .I thought she'd nervously sing Taylor Swift or something. Then I remembered there was a description earlier that said she was in a choir and it made sense.
The sad part is that it's severely uncomfortable putting someone through that all and making them trust you enough to go out there. So the fact he was able to do so was shocking, I feel like if the bunker/silo was actually fixed up nice and was decent to go into them it wouldn't be as bad once they got to realize it's basically a kinda secret second home. Like as crazy as it is if they're willing to go far enough to be blindfolded, don't lead them to basically a serial killer dungeon.
There's this one guy on RUclips who styled a titan missile silo like a rich suburban home, it's really amusing to see him going through the blast doors to get down to his home theater. Can't recall the channel name rn but it's the epitome of a ridiculous dad project
"that's all she had to say to tell me that Jeff might not be the weird one on this date" I died.. I choked on a carrot but I still rewatched it 8 times.
Just discovered your channel last night. Thx for stripping me of 4 hours of sleep. Yes, the episode sells itself w/o any commentary but what you've added has turned this into a comedic masterpiece. I have NEVER howled with laughter so much over a fucking youtube video in my life. And I was alone. My litmus test passed with flying colors. Shared it with one of my best buds today and had to do breathing exercises to avoid light headedness, 5x. I know I just got here but never stop, Chris. God damn it.
This is legitimately one of my favorite channels on youtube. I watch a lot of youtube. It's basically ruining my life. That being said this one's pretty fucking legit.
Relatively fine. While people were panick buying toilet paper, I had baby wipes. Now that people are struggling with the price of food, I'm laughing again, since I keep 3 months of everything stocked. I'm surprised just how many people don't keep an emergency stock of stuff in case of natural disaster and whatnot.
@@SeviathTheHumanDrago, I have supplies as well, but there is a vast difference between being prepared for a natural disaster and his Mad Max's level of preparation.
@@SeviathTheHumanDrago exactly.. all these people live in lala land thinking nothing will ever change.. newsflash, jews in ww2 didn't think anything would change either..
That girl that went to the silo just was a really good sport. She didn’t want to hurt his feelings because he seems so sincere. In reality, she wants to run very very far away. This was hard to watch on so many levels.
I've had a friend buy a decommissioned bunker, not a missile silo, but a bunker, and turn it into a really cool home.When fixed up they can be really cool. not gonna lie, that second date shocked the hell outta me 🤣
"Oh you all laughed at us, but look how everyone was panicking to get toilet paper" So a lifetime of paranoia and sacrificing your ability to enjoy life all paid off because you were able to brag about not needing to buy toilet paper. That's one hell of a return on that investment.
The supply chain issues, medical tyrany, looming war, and a potential resurgence of the pandemic. All thats required now is an economic crisis and the domino's will fall and these prepper guys will be proven 100% right.
I went on a date once where the girl tricked me into helping her and her mom install new hardwood floors. I saw these two ladies were going to struggle with it, so I stayed and helped anyways. And I thought that was a bad date.
@@lunariian My dates seem less disgusting suddenly. Had a dude suddenly park and whip out his 🍆 and tell me to suck it, while we were driving to a car dealership. I haven't recovered from it. It was my first time out, not a kiss or a handshake. I was like, no I am not doing that. Edit: on second thought. Still disgusting.
Lmao this guy is treating this date as an interview. Edit: I can't believe he didn't call Laura! (2nd date) she was obviously the best choice! She knew how to hunt and quilt. What an idiot lol
It's like going on the dating show and picking Pee-Wee Herman as your ideal date. He could have had that in the bag, sealed deal. Instead he went with the chick who only agreed on his thinking to have the ultimate "weirdest date ever" story.
This is an important lesson for all of you out there. "just because I am a creepy dude who subconsciously wants to become moleperson and lives in an underground missile silo doesn't mean I should lower my standards! If I'm gonna ride out the apocalypse, she has to at least be an 8 or a 9."
You should do one again on one episode in where they had a felon show off his illegal guns, and tried to make their own body armor. Also the guy claimed to be a marauder and have more medical knowledge than a doctor.
I have to hope Stephanie only agreed to that second date because of the camera crew because without that everything about that guy screamed serial killer.
18:40 come on, that is adorable and strangely wholesome. She’s a good singer and he is loving it, he’s also hovering his hand in front of her so he can catch her if she falls. Kinda sweet
My fav part of the show was the myriad of reasons people would give for why they were prepping, and how 100% sure they were that it would come to fruition
I used to make jokes about getting my own little compound in preparation for the zombie apocalypse.. that was after I read I Am Legend , when i was in like 4th grade 😂
She definitely had the most utility. Plus having some extra weight means that she won’t starve as quickly. She’d clearly fare the best in a survival scenario.
You crack me up! You say what everyone else is thinking but probably don't have the balls to say. My 75 year old mother got me onto you with your house hunters episode. For the record, the girl went back to Luxembourg and that guy is still single. You called it. We look forward to seeing what you have in store next. Best wishes from Australia.
2:26 “the current debt is 16 trillion dollars!” And then “we” elected trump and he added another 14 trillion in just 4 years….. that was the debt from the beginning of the United States….. and he doubled it in just 4 years. I was gonna make a joke about this show, but after saying that maybe it’s not a joke lol
What's beautiful about this fellow--and many other preppers, no doubt--is that his armageddon procedure when the stuff goes down is to get in his car and rush to his bunker 800 miles away. So there's a doomsday scenario dire enough to necessitate burrowing underground for a while, but the roads and fueling stations are all clear and operational enough to drive almost a thousand miles. 😂
I have never laughed more at one of your videos holy fffff
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Yeah the whole blindfolding part I was yelling at my phone “Don’t do it, run girl, oh hell no”
Yeah no i liked the slave video better
I swear, this man’s gotta be rockin an entire third leg, with a knee and a damn social security card and everything, and that’s how he gets women to VISIT HIS MISSILE SILO, but it’s not enough to make ‘em stay…
I bet if he got on one knee and presented just a Hope diamond on a solid gold band, right at the edge of the silo hole, she might’ve said “you know, I’ve always liked really dark sunglasses and that’s pretty much all a blindfold is” just take advantage of that special moment of singing with a “hey btw I have videogame designers help with my layout plan, tryna be a Halo-loading-screen with those pipes, prepper bae?”
If all three happened, 1. Huge diamond ring, 2. Videogame soundtrack deal, and 3. A member named “Rocko” that he throws over his shoulder, she’d have said yes to the dress made of stitched together MRE-wrappers… why ISNT TLC TRYNA FIND THIS MAN LOVE?
Heck, his videogame designer contacts should be making a game ABOUT HIM.
Just set in like, Far Cry 5, but no/few enemies, just this dude tryna acquire random parts across town, and develop relationships with certain people have certain items he’d need to upgrade his base, so you have to ensure you don’t completely turn people off or promise too many spots in the silo.
The whole game is based around character and whether or not you trust people enough to inform them/invite them/guarantee a safe haven, and if people trust you they don’t immediately call the police and never talk to you again.
Maybe a DLC/secret ending where it goes all nuclear and you gotta use what you gathered and the people you let in have different bonuses and other cons that hurt your chances of long term survival.
I think it could work, like Far Cry 5+Shadow of War+Minecraft/etc.
@@andyhighroller8217 I'm sorry, but this response is so weird i can't stop laughing.
Lol love how the preppers talk about "Operational Security" then go on reality shows like this. Two of the women say they are from Wichita, if you pay attention you can see they are eating at a Montana Mike's. An internet search shows a Montana Mike's in McPherson, Kansas. A search of decommissioned missile silos shows the exact location of his property or what use to be his property since searching his name also shows he tried to sell the property on ebay back in 2012, so either he grew out of the Prepper mindset or gave up on that particular project.
But, mah SeCrEtS
Post silo Jeff on a date..
Jeff : I'm just your average guy , not one of those prepper silo weirdos that you read about on the internet.
"Hey where'd you find that!? You can't hack my location that's illegal!"
Well, maybe I'm just a sheeple but I don't see much use for a missile cilo for someone planning to survive after the economic collapse of a nation. A self-sustaining farm and a closet full of guns seems more practical
I literally thought the same thing
Him: Do you have any survival skills?
Us: *_puts hand over drink_*
Wait what about women who don't have hands?
@@tangojordan8742 Hopefully they got legs and feet and can run.
I really need more women to start going "No" and running away in these shows; I'm having a panic attack watching her trust a weird ass STRANGER!!
The part where he brings Stephanie to the silo and shows her around screams serial killer on so many levels.
This is my silo and this is my flamethrower for when someone wants to get in *wispers* or out.....
Huh? I wouldn't trust your judgement of people if you actually believe that. Like it's odd but no where near serial killer level, I'm guessing you just don't have enough life experience to know otherwise. Try and get out more
@@Jiub_SNHyperbole - look it up.
@@Jiub_SNI mean without the cameras there yes it’s 100% serial killer
@@Jiub_SNnow we know how people like you keep getting abducted.
Stephanie's singing in the silo was the best part of this episode. Haunting.
Reminds me of kulning.
I thought it was actually kind of sweet, in a sick sense. It was like the only moment she seemed actually interested in *something*, and the face he did, seems like it was the closest to climax he’s been in a looong time 😂 Maybe it’s just the least shittiest part of that “date” though XD
I think Stephanie's self-preservation instincts were at total war with her desire to be able to win any "worst/weirdest date you've ever been on" contest with her friends, and even in the presence of a professional camera crew I'm still not sure she made the right choice
I get incredibly nervous if anyone is near my when im close to a ledge, id have been pissing when they were standing there singing into the abyss.
I feel like we're gonna be hearing about Stephanie on the news some day with her penchant for getting into cars blindfolded and standing near ledges with strange men she's known for less than 24 hours o-o
Now I am curious where stephanie ended up in life..
I think this was more a case of “oh I’m out in the middle of nowhere with this dude and some people who claim to be Nat Geo, let me say literally anything that will keep these people from cleaving my skull in half and stringing me up like a piñata.”
I'm not convinced she's not trying to die.
The only reason Stephanie agreed to the blindfold is because there was a camera crew there.
Exactly
@@jermainelovings3123 100% there's no fuckinggg way She would of done this solo
We would like to believe that. She's a dom type of woman.
"I need you to be blindfolded for a two minute drive." Like she wouldn't be able to find something that's only two minutes away from the starting point if she came back looking for it.
He should have tried dating Laura instead.
This guy is like interviewing his dates like it's a job interview. "Do you have any special skills that make you an asset for my silo?"
The way he keeps saying "outstanding" i thought that too
"Are you also crazy and overly paranoid about the looming downfall of Murica?"
@@sorrenblitz805 This show aired like 15 years ago and all they were dealing with was a recession. Now we have that, a crazy dictatorial leader on the other side of the world that keeps hinting at using nukes, and to add insult to injury, an internal political paradigm that seems to lead to violence and conflict rather than bipartisan solutions here at home. Maybe this crazy dude in his bunker was on to something. He's been very celibate for a long time but I bet his bunker is bad ass and finished now.
@@Kevin_2435 that dictator is also dying of cancer, and America has always been this way politically, it's just more open about it now, and they're only open about it because they know the bi-partisan system is a joke and every alternative can't spend enough money to get in the door.
@@sorrenblitz805 Dying of cancer is not necessarily a positive. I think the fact that he has nothing to lose and will die anyway makes him even more of a wildcard.
Gotta love the fact that his soulmate was the combat medic/hunting lady but he didnt call her back because she was too overweight for his rappelling test..
they all dodge a bullet with this one lol!!! because his underground base ISNT even set up... like holy heck lol!!! xD
Right, wonder why this stud can't get a girlfriend. 😒
Wouldn't it be poetic if he met a woman that's a hardcore prepper and she dumped him because his silo wasn't good enough for her?
She may also have been "overqualified". Many straight men, as I have seen, don't want someone on par/ superior to them in the skills related to their interests. They want someone they can teach.
@@rachelk4805 fat isn’t attractive.
I love how he lead the conversation immediately to the only thing he wanted to talk about in the the most 0-100 way ive ever seen.
"Are you outdoorsy" .. "Yeah used to live on a lake"
"Do you have any survival skills?".. "uhm.. no.. no"
"Do you think the US has the potential to financially collapse?" *silence* lol
This makes me feel infinitely better about myself
@@OvertheHedge06the fact steph went on a date with him to his silo should have anyone hope lmao
😂 you can see the WTF??? in her facial expressions
My favorite part is that despite Jeff telling us all he’s looking for the ideal prepper partner; he doesn’t call the only person into the idea, but the more conventionally attractive first girl with no survival skill 😂
The look on her face at 16:35 after he said "That's why I invited you out" and she realizes she may have just voluntarily became a hostage is priceless
Omg ikr At that point I would just be like well this is the end it’s been a good life lol 😂
Like a scene in a horror film
"I need a woman who can survive the end times"
*meets woman who literally says she is prepared for the end times*
"Yeah but no fat chicks"
As soon as he called up skinny girl, I knew I'd find this comment lmfao
omg I laughed so good
He really picked the wrong woman, that survivalist lady would've probably been really into the bunker.
Definitely just picked her based on looks. Laura sounded like she may have been into it
@Rachel ATPC he's not thinking about surviving, he's thinking about repopulating lol. he is WEAK and will be the first to die in the end times.
Steph was smart, she didn’t outright reject him till she was outside of his underground weapons silo.
was she smart though? probably the only smart decision she made tbh
You mean outside his creepy r*pe dungeon?
@@corpses6662 I'm sure if the camera crew wasnt there, she wouldnt be either 😂
She would've gone straight into that water.
@@michaelbugner7011 Along with his other 15 dates he's had but claims he hasn't.
I remember this episode. I kept joking that the only reason the woman was able to leave and not end up chained to a radiator was because of the camera crew.
Bro this is THE episode I remember
How terrifying would it be to go on a first date and be asked “do you have survival skills?”
That's where you channel your inner prepper and locate all your possible exits.
You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. ~ Napoleon Dynamite
I love how the actual MILITARY VETERAN was the one that saw the red flags and said f*ck this 👀👀
Didn’t the second date also have literal combat experience and training as a combat Medic? I’d say that counts as Mil. Exp. She was the only one pumped and open to see OddJobs Fortress of Solitude as well. He was acting too good for her because she was a little overweight. Dudes like that just suck, probably, literally, he just wants a play thing like he sees online the past six years lol!!
@@tjtrent2351 right? He picked the one girl who had literally no survival skills at all.
@@TheChrislewis1989 yeah, he picked the one that would be totally helpless and reliant on him.
@@kilbert666 it's part of the fantasy for these guys. They want to be the have people completely dependant on them for survival, so that they can have some measure of control over them.
Right 😆😂
He picked Stephanie because he relishes the thought of the "learning curve" where he can talk forever this poor woman about his end time fantasies. He creeps me out.
I agree, she was the "least prepared" out of the three, Laura was the obvious choice for a prepper partner.
and cuz she's thin and pretty... and white?
@@goldensloth7 I don't think race had anything to do with it but I do think her being pretty and thin was like the whole choice there
@@jetmcgee4218 The Asian girl was prettier and had more relevant skills though
@@nofanealbni yeah but she had some skills and training. He probably doesn't want someone with more useful skills then him
I love that he didn't catch on that she could literally just look at her phone later and find out the exact location. Great "Operational Security".
Lol! I thought that as well. Or, you know, the entire crew following them.
Don't even gotta go that far tbh. There can't be that many decommissioned missile silos for sale in the US let alone ones that have actually been purchased, you could narrow it down pretty easily with a quick Google search.
This is an old show, I don't think they even had that functionality at the time
@@Jiub_SNfind my iPhone has been standard on iPhones since 2010
@@Thefirespirit1 i wanna say this show is older than that i used to watch it in like 08
“To maintain it’s secrecy” Jeff leads a whole camera crew to its location 😂
15:37 The swastika on the entrance is a nice touch to make that 2nd date impression every girl loves.
I never knew I needed a Prepper Dating Show until now. They can call it “Together til the End”. Prepares can pick between the 3 lucky ladies, who will join him in his bunker. But none of the women can know. They have to think that it’s a regular dating show until their Doomsday Bachelor blindfolds then & carries them off
Sir.....You are a freaking genius......
oh my god
Nono the name should be "Together Through the End" since the goal is to survive past the apocalypse.
Love At First Fright
"Get in the van! Blindfold her! GO! GO! GO! .. .. Ta DAAAA! My Bunker =)"
That would be incredible better than the bachelor or bachelorette
"Also I don't know if Jeff is either 29 or 46..."
"37 year old Jeff..."
29+46= 75
75/2= 37.5
Dude nailed it
Lol add them both and take the average 🤣🤣🤣
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I think a big flaw in setting up a security system for a prepper den would be exposing your system on national television.
That's why this is the fake one. The real one already has motion sensing killguns. Someone breaks in and expects some little dinky blowtorch, rounds a corner. BAM. shotguntrap. 4D chess right there.
@@blindey the guy said that he didn't show everything to the film crew
Heres where I placed all of the matchbox cars and the paint cans swing down the stairs.
I think the big flaw is that the location is 800 miles away.
@@izi5150 exactly! If shit really went down, he thinks its gunna be easy to travel 800 miles!?
A local man in my area is a creepy guy, he inherited millions after his grandfather passed away. (Who he probably got rid of himself) Then he went & bought property on one of the mountains, had a private company build a bunker in to the mountainside. He even chose to buy out a few stores on meat products to have stored in his "underground freezer vaults", there are even concrete barricades built around the entrance too. His "Sniper Tower" is fortified with bullet proof glass that has a wide view of the small town, it's quite disturbing to see him sitting up there peeking down at us through his rifle scope. It's unsettling that he's always polishing up his firearms with a weird smirk almost every day at the firing range. He's mentioned many times in bars that once the world goes to hell, he's ready to lay down death on everyone who defies him when the time comes. Patting the side of his jacket where he keeps his handgun, police officers say they can't do anything about him because he seems to be all talk than actions at the moment.
Creepy a** motherf***ing millionaires man.
People like that end up dying in a parking lot away from their massive complex once the actual shit goes down.
As if he wouldn't be the towns main target if crap went down 😂
I love how they really put in the work to show that this guy is maybe/probably a potential/current serial killer without actually saying it. Like talking about all the cool shit he used to do, then something changed in his life *cue dark abandoned missile silo and chains hanging from the ceiling* ... What's in the silo? or rather how many people are buried in your silo?
I know. One push and she’s gone
Jeff has got to at least slap a coat of seafoam green paint on those graffitied silo walls. Maybe throw down some nice hardwood, and install some lighting that doesn't make you feel like you're in the middle of a creepy urban exploration video. I definitely think an interior designer should be hired before inviting any other potential -victims- partners down there again.
This is the kind of thing you want to keep to yourself until you've been dating someone at least 1 to 6 years. All of my womanly spidey senses were *screaming* for Stephanie. I think her survival instincts kicked in, just not in the way Jeff was hoping.
If he spent some real money, he could make that place absolutely incredible. Like, dream home for some people even, and could still have it be defended too by fixing the reinforced doors for the silo and all that. He won't, because he's an insane person and it would ruin the Mad Max aesthetic, but still. He could, theoretically.
@@miaconnor5767 _Exactly!_
For real, the place is absolutely trashed but Jeff's first priority is setting up a Home Alone flamethrower trap.
Love the open concept. Add a little reclaimed wood accents and some subway tiles for the torture room and you’re set.
I love the editing on this episode.
"Jeff has a secret."
Shows the dark silo.
"He's a serial killer.... Wait, no..... He's a Prepper!"
Also, as a Prepper who should be thinking about survival, shouldn't he pick Laura who is a combat medic?
🤣🤣
“Oh you’re a serial killer? Oh thank god I thought you were a prep-“
She was fat, that’s why she was a no.
As a pepper, I'm spicy.
Right? He chose the one woman who had no survival skills and who was the least likely to be impressed with his creepy silo. You can't be a picky prepper. You just can't. Preppers who _don't_ own spooky underground nuclear missile silos are undateable enough.
"The cake is a lie" spray painted all over the inside of the silo. Looks like a great place to call home. These producers and editors must have such a good time poking fun at these people.
I'm glad someone noticed
The cake is a lie ☠️☠️☠️
There was a swastika at the entrance…granted, he is still fixing it up he must have seen it by now and has not covered it…I mean…yeah
@@Nocturnalux It's in the same spray paint that he used for the arrows, so it's very possible that he's the one who put it there.
You can tell he doesn't really care about survival at all because 1) he chose a flame thrower as his main security feature and 2) picked the woman least likely to survive in the end times. He's in love with the fantasy what all that stuff means. The man is way detached from reality and I would suspect him of being somewhat dangerous, to be honest.
Isn't that 80% of preppers
I just love how the show makes Jeff sound like a serial killer at the start. I'm not convinced he isn't one, what a creep.
Lmao I remember this episode!
I always thought it was so funny that he clearly picked Stephanie because she looked better.
Laura literally had the perfect resume, chick could have gone off grid that day and lived like nobility.
What about Serle? She was very beautiful and had some serious survival chops.
I thought the same thing. It's kind of sad but it was a shallow decision based off appearance. I'm not trying to act superior, I've made shallow decisions like that too
Or, because he felt the other two would be stronger personalities that he couldn't take advantage of as easily.
Exactly. Typical niceguy/incel behavior. He was gross and made my skin crawl.
@@kyrstincote7732 lol actually the opposite. That’s most likely why he didn’t choose Serlé because you could tell she was not with tha shits very early on. Stephanie was a little more passive and to his shallow self more “attractive” and probably (“more suitable for repopulation of the earth” or some weirdo incel shit 😂)
Jeff: _“Can I blindfold ya? Just for a bit haha..”_
Steph: _”Uh, sorry I’m not comfortable with that”_
Jeff: _“Oh don’t worry we’re just goin for a real short drive”_
Today we learned that the best way to lure victims into an snuff film is to disguise your crew as NatGeo documentarians
But was the film crew also blindfolded?
@@Lady_Amelia-Eloise This is probably the only reason she didn't run.
@@Lady_Amelia-Eloise probably not
He sounds like he’s trying to induct her into a creepy cult 💀 “dO yOu ThInK tHe Us HaS tHe PoTeNtIaL tO fInAnCiAlLy CoLlApSe?” 👁👄👁
But you have to admit it's a great icebreaker on a first date?
Comment didn’t age to good
I think that if you're going for people who have survival instinct, any person who agrees to be blindfolded and taken to an unknown location should be instantly disqualified
The thought of poor Steph getting sent 17 stories down into a puddle if she didn’t sing into that silo did not stop playing in the back of my head 😂😂😂
That woman was willing to say what ever it took to get out of there alive 😂
For anyone out there, if you're on a date and you're asked if you have survival skills *say 'yes' then calmly locate all exits*
Locating all the exits is indeed a survival skill XD
So a guy you don't know talks about having a doomsday silo and you not only go on a second date, but you agree have him drive you out into the middle of nowhere, blindfolded, and to crawl into this silo with him. Then ask, "Can I go out and stand on the edge of this huge drop?" I really hope this Stephanie woman is just doing this for the cameras. Otherwise look for her soon in the missing person's report.
Definitely for the camera crew and also just to see an ICBM silo.
it would be super cool to see something like that in real life i would’ve went out on there too
@@campbellgraham2720
Me too honestly, it's not like I have anything else better to do
I find it odd that you literally know the answer: tv camera crew was there... but still talk all this nonsense about why she did this. Very odd.
I doubt any human being with at least half of a brain would do those things if there wasn't a massive professional TV crew there watching both of them.
“Don’t you get lonely?”
“That’s why I invited you out here”
That was one of creepiest things I’ve heard for quite some time. I kind of want a shower…
I think i need to become a doomsday prepper, cause I'm scared of all the crazy people on these shows snapping, which will be the ultimate doomsday
The fact that he has a flame thrower and not a gun tells me that he's probably a felon.
Think of how easy it would have been for Jeff to abduct this woman. It could be a group of psychos, that just put a NatGeo sticker on their cameras to trick their victim into a snuff film.
I'd argue a felon with a missile silo and a flamethrower is more dangerous than a felon with a gun. I'm gonna go write my representatives now.
@@someonesomething9282 lmfao
Just a dude looking for hardy breeding stock for his not sex silo
@@shaymorcormick8743
The not sex silo is all about no sex
Prolly kicks his victims bodies down the silo hole
Oh, Stephanie. I saw your eyes screaming on the first date, you did not have to say yes to the second, and you absolutely could have hightailed it away when he asked to blindfold you. I thought I had the worst dating stories, but girl, this takes the cake for the worst date ever.
Yeah I don’t know how much they paid her to agree to any of that but she definitely deserved double lmao. At least she can say she went on a date with an actual crazy person and survived. Owning a missile silo should probably put you on some sort of watch list.
She actually has a good voice when she sang in the silo, didn't expect that. Thought she'd just yell.
I dunno what I was expecting, but it wasn't that .I thought she'd nervously sing Taylor Swift or something. Then I remembered there was a description earlier that said she was in a choir and it made sense.
Yes, it kinda hit me in the feels 🤔
Warmed my heart a bit, very good acoustics. Almost angelic singing
"are you outdoorsy"
"yes"
"Awesome, Do you want to live 200 meters underground?"
The sad part is that it's severely uncomfortable putting someone through that all and making them trust you enough to go out there. So the fact he was able to do so was shocking, I feel like if the bunker/silo was actually fixed up nice and was decent to go into them it wouldn't be as bad once they got to realize it's basically a kinda secret second home. Like as crazy as it is if they're willing to go far enough to be blindfolded, don't lead them to basically a serial killer dungeon.
There's this one guy on RUclips who styled a titan missile silo like a rich suburban home, it's really amusing to see him going through the blast doors to get down to his home theater. Can't recall the channel name rn but it's the epitome of a ridiculous dad project
The best episode is about the "raider" guy, ie the guy whos plan is raiding other preppers, spoiler allert, he is in prison
Omg what episode
TBF: your smartest prepper is about as tactically knowledgeable as a Russian invasion force.
@@mondaysinsanity8193 hard to find, natgeo dosent want people to see that mess lol
I mean, he has the right idea.
"that's all she had to say to tell me that Jeff might not be the weird one on this date" I died.. I choked on a carrot but I still rewatched it 8 times.
Awh thank you!!
"By the time I'm done with her, she will fear everything. I hope." 😂👌
Whoever spray painted "The Cake is A Lie" in the silo is a legend.
The blindfolded part showed us why serial killers succeed.
The “and I hope Stephenie is still alive” at the end had me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly! He just snuck that in there so casually 💀
Dude how quick her smile disappears when he mentions he owns the silo 🤣
Most underrated channel 2021
Thank you hash
True
Facts!!! Bring back the house hunters reviews
I’m so obsessed with this channel.
End of the year is near , and still rings true
Just discovered your channel last night. Thx for stripping me of 4 hours of sleep.
Yes, the episode sells itself w/o any commentary but what you've added has turned this into a comedic masterpiece. I have NEVER howled with laughter so much over a fucking youtube video in my life. And I was alone. My litmus test passed with flying colors. Shared it with one of my best buds today and had to do breathing exercises to avoid light headedness, 5x.
I know I just got here but never stop, Chris.
God damn it.
This is legitimately one of my favorite channels on youtube. I watch a lot of youtube. It's basically ruining my life.
That being said this one's pretty fucking legit.
he seems like the perfect vault tec salesman lol
God I'd pay anything to see how all these prepers handled the pandemic
"My time to shine" is what they were thinking I'd imagine
Relatively fine. While people were panick buying toilet paper, I had baby wipes. Now that people are struggling with the price of food, I'm laughing again, since I keep 3 months of everything stocked. I'm surprised just how many people don't keep an emergency stock of stuff in case of natural disaster and whatnot.
@@SeviathTheHumanDrago, I have supplies as well, but there is a vast difference between being prepared for a natural disaster and his Mad Max's level of preparation.
@@MehPepperGamer True, but if you could predict the apocalypse wouldn't you like to be prepared for it if you could?
@@SeviathTheHumanDrago exactly.. all these people live in lala land thinking nothing will ever change.. newsflash, jews in ww2 didn't think anything would change either..
Seeing “the cake is a lie” spray painted on the wall brought back such random mid 2000’s memories
I like to imagine she was saying "Okay I trust you" Not to our beloved maniac but to the camera crew
"I hope Stephani is still alive" As I'm sure everyone who watched this episode is thinking.
Well done mate. Cheers for the video.
That girl that went to the silo just was a really good sport. She didn’t want to hurt his feelings because he seems so sincere. In reality, she wants to run very very far away. This was hard to watch on so many levels.
That or nat g offered her 200 bucks and more air time
hopefully she got a break for her voice at least.
There was an episode where a couple of old hippies turned one of those silos into an underground hippy paradise. I was jealous.
I agree, going on a first date discovering National Geographic AND TLC cameras is a bad sign.
A crossover special from both channels would only make them more powerful. Is this what 2023 will be like?
When your date's vocabulary is reduced to 'okay' and their eyebrows have fused with their hairline, you know its not going well.
I've had a friend buy a decommissioned bunker, not a missile silo, but a bunker, and turn it into a really cool home.When fixed up they can be really cool. not gonna lie, that second date shocked the hell outta me 🤣
I love that they're making jeff out to be BTK. I was worried he was going to ask that first woman about whether or not she can escape handcuffs
"Oh you all laughed at us, but look how everyone was panicking to get toilet paper"
So a lifetime of paranoia and sacrificing your ability to enjoy life all paid off because you were able to brag about not needing to buy toilet paper. That's one hell of a return on that investment.
The supply chain issues, medical tyrany, looming war, and a potential resurgence of the pandemic. All thats required now is an economic crisis and the domino's will fall and these prepper guys will be proven 100% right.
@@ChibiViolin you right but all this is a lot
@@SuperBeepD survival isn't easy.
@@ChibiViolin medical tyranny? I didn’t know being told to wear a simple mask or get vaccinated was tyranny
@@Lady_Amelia-Eloise Being coerced into doing it is tyranny.
Jeff is the type of guy to talk about his single digit IQ proudly
I wonder how much work dude has done since the show was filmed. Because that was NOWHERE near ready.
Is nobody going to talk about the sawzi at the entrance in the same spray paint he used for the arrows lmao
If I had someone ask me if I had survival skills on a first date, I'd wonder when in the date he was going to try and play "The Most Dangerous Game."
wOuLd y0u LiKe t0 pLaY a GaMe ?
Knife monopoly
I went on a date once where the girl tricked me into helping her and her mom install new hardwood floors. I saw these two ladies were going to struggle with it, so I stayed and helped anyways. And I thought that was a bad date.
Are you me? One time I painted a guy's spare room on the first date because he told me he didn't know how to and 22 year old me believed him 🫠
@@lunariian My dates seem less disgusting suddenly. Had a dude suddenly park and whip out his 🍆 and tell me to suck it, while we were driving to a car dealership. I haven't recovered from it. It was my first time out, not a kiss or a handshake. I was like, no I am not doing that.
Edit: on second thought. Still disgusting.
2:05 I don’t know why but Chris’ reaction here almost made me spit out my water that shit was so funny 😂
Lmao this guy is treating this date as an interview. Edit: I can't believe he didn't call Laura! (2nd date) she was obviously the best choice! She knew how to hunt and quilt. What an idiot lol
It's like going on the dating show and picking Pee-Wee Herman as your ideal date. He could have had that in the bag, sealed deal. Instead he went with the chick who only agreed on his thinking to have the ultimate "weirdest date ever" story.
Weird how the 2nd and 3rd girl def had tons of experience, but he picks the first girl that literally has no skills at all!
Yeah because she's young, thin, and pretty
He dgaf about their skills he's gonna impose his will either way
This is an important lesson for all of you out there. "just because I am a creepy dude who subconsciously wants to become moleperson and lives in an underground missile silo doesn't mean I should lower my standards! If I'm gonna ride out the apocalypse, she has to at least be an 8 or a 9."
You should do one again on one episode in where they had a felon show off his illegal guns, and tried to make their own body armor. Also the guy claimed to be a marauder and have more medical knowledge than a doctor.
I seen an episode where this old man was only interested in saving children in his underground bunker
and nobody found that weird
15:05. I’ve been watching this on repeat for days
Could you imagine how awkward it would be to have your date show up and tell you about his former government missile facility.
Maybe if it was a different show, like you live in what.
I have to hope Stephanie only agreed to that second date because of the camera crew because without that everything about that guy screamed serial killer.
all I know is if I had that silo I'd be singing the halo theme every day
18:40 come on, that is adorable and strangely wholesome. She’s a good singer and he is loving it, he’s also hovering his hand in front of her so he can catch her if she falls. Kinda sweet
4:21 are we don't gonna talk about them consulting a video game designer for this
"If you show up to a first date and there's a nat geo camera crew..." bro I can't stop laughing. It hurts hahaha
“I be like the roadrunner meemeep *swoosh*”
Sick
😂
My fav part of the show was the myriad of reasons people would give for why they were prepping, and how 100% sure they were that it would come to fruition
Ya no hyper inflation or pandemic or supply chain disruption in the USA for sure. What a dummy.
1:15 My name is Jeff😂😂
😂😂
I used to make jokes about getting my own little compound in preparation for the zombie apocalypse.. that was after I read I Am Legend , when i was in like 4th grade 😂
Serlè is like: he’s a little crazy insane
I’m surprised he didn’t ask his second date. I can tell he wasn’t attracted to her though
She definitely had the most utility. Plus having some extra weight means that she won’t starve as quickly. She’d clearly fare the best in a survival scenario.
@@Purplesquigglystripe 🤣🤣
Dude fits the profile of a serial killer and these women are falling for it 😂
"when I'm done she will fear EVERYTHING" thanks I almost spit soda on my laptop
To be fair, at least he's being upfront about his craziness
You crack me up! You say what everyone else is thinking but probably don't have the balls to say.
My 75 year old mother got me onto you with your house hunters episode. For the record, the girl went back to Luxembourg and that guy is still single. You called it.
We look forward to seeing what you have in store next.
Best wishes from Australia.
This is demoralizing. This guy managed more dates in one night than I did in a decade.
2:26 “the current debt is 16 trillion dollars!” And then “we” elected trump and he added another 14 trillion in just 4 years….. that was the debt from the beginning of the United States….. and he doubled it in just 4 years. I was gonna make a joke about this show, but after saying that maybe it’s not a joke lol
What's beautiful about this fellow--and many other preppers, no doubt--is that his armageddon procedure when the stuff goes down is to get in his car and rush to his bunker 800 miles away. So there's a doomsday scenario dire enough to necessitate burrowing underground for a while, but the roads and fueling stations are all clear and operational enough to drive almost a thousand miles. 😂
Are we all gonna ignore the fact that there was a swastika outside of the entrance?
same paint that was used inside too 😬
Everything about this dude already screamed "white nationalist psychopath" but that graffiti sealed the deal