Doomsday Preppers is Insane

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @jengatowerrs
    @jengatowerrs 3 года назад +961

    I have never laughed more at one of your videos holy fffff

    • @ChrisJamesTV
      @ChrisJamesTV  3 года назад +52

      🥺❤️

    • @peterdanior4538
      @peterdanior4538 3 года назад +29

      Yeah the whole blindfolding part I was yelling at my phone “Don’t do it, run girl, oh hell no”

    • @snehajain4334
      @snehajain4334 3 года назад

      Yeah no i liked the slave video better

    • @andyhighroller8217
      @andyhighroller8217 3 года назад +10

      I swear, this man’s gotta be rockin an entire third leg, with a knee and a damn social security card and everything, and that’s how he gets women to VISIT HIS MISSILE SILO, but it’s not enough to make ‘em stay…
      I bet if he got on one knee and presented just a Hope diamond on a solid gold band, right at the edge of the silo hole, she might’ve said “you know, I’ve always liked really dark sunglasses and that’s pretty much all a blindfold is” just take advantage of that special moment of singing with a “hey btw I have videogame designers help with my layout plan, tryna be a Halo-loading-screen with those pipes, prepper bae?”
      If all three happened, 1. Huge diamond ring, 2. Videogame soundtrack deal, and 3. A member named “Rocko” that he throws over his shoulder, she’d have said yes to the dress made of stitched together MRE-wrappers… why ISNT TLC TRYNA FIND THIS MAN LOVE?
      Heck, his videogame designer contacts should be making a game ABOUT HIM.
      Just set in like, Far Cry 5, but no/few enemies, just this dude tryna acquire random parts across town, and develop relationships with certain people have certain items he’d need to upgrade his base, so you have to ensure you don’t completely turn people off or promise too many spots in the silo.
      The whole game is based around character and whether or not you trust people enough to inform them/invite them/guarantee a safe haven, and if people trust you they don’t immediately call the police and never talk to you again.
      Maybe a DLC/secret ending where it goes all nuclear and you gotta use what you gathered and the people you let in have different bonuses and other cons that hurt your chances of long term survival.
      I think it could work, like Far Cry 5+Shadow of War+Minecraft/etc.

    • @snehajain4334
      @snehajain4334 3 года назад +9

      @@andyhighroller8217 I'm sorry, but this response is so weird i can't stop laughing.

  • @mikea1714
    @mikea1714 3 года назад +1643

    Lol love how the preppers talk about "Operational Security" then go on reality shows like this. Two of the women say they are from Wichita, if you pay attention you can see they are eating at a Montana Mike's. An internet search shows a Montana Mike's in McPherson, Kansas. A search of decommissioned missile silos shows the exact location of his property or what use to be his property since searching his name also shows he tried to sell the property on ebay back in 2012, so either he grew out of the Prepper mindset or gave up on that particular project.

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 3 года назад +192

      But, mah SeCrEtS

    • @nikkimcdonald4562
      @nikkimcdonald4562 3 года назад +263

      Post silo Jeff on a date..
      Jeff : I'm just your average guy , not one of those prepper silo weirdos that you read about on the internet.

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 3 года назад +135

      "Hey where'd you find that!? You can't hack my location that's illegal!"

    • @Mario_Angel_Medina
      @Mario_Angel_Medina 3 года назад +181

      Well, maybe I'm just a sheeple but I don't see much use for a missile cilo for someone planning to survive after the economic collapse of a nation. A self-sustaining farm and a closet full of guns seems more practical

    • @Lady_Amelia-Eloise
      @Lady_Amelia-Eloise 3 года назад +16

      I literally thought the same thing

  • @ThexDynastxQueen
    @ThexDynastxQueen 3 года назад +824

    Him: Do you have any survival skills?
    Us: *_puts hand over drink_*

    • @tangojordan8742
      @tangojordan8742 2 года назад +6

      Wait what about women who don't have hands?

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 2 года назад +55

      @@tangojordan8742 Hopefully they got legs and feet and can run.

    • @yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321
      @yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321 2 года назад +33

      I really need more women to start going "No" and running away in these shows; I'm having a panic attack watching her trust a weird ass STRANGER!!

  • @hanna19
    @hanna19 2 года назад +690

    The part where he brings Stephanie to the silo and shows her around screams serial killer on so many levels.

    • @vrykyl6464
      @vrykyl6464 Год назад +36

      This is my silo and this is my flamethrower for when someone wants to get in *wispers* or out.....

    • @Jiub_SN
      @Jiub_SN Год назад +1

      Huh? I wouldn't trust your judgement of people if you actually believe that. Like it's odd but no where near serial killer level, I'm guessing you just don't have enough life experience to know otherwise. Try and get out more

    • @sdot5389
      @sdot5389 Год назад

      @@Jiub_SNHyperbole - look it up.

    • @morgan2045
      @morgan2045 Год назад +30

      @@Jiub_SNI mean without the cameras there yes it’s 100% serial killer

    • @floatingdisembodiedhead8975
      @floatingdisembodiedhead8975 Год назад +19

      ​​@@Jiub_SNnow we know how people like you keep getting abducted.

  • @KhanaHatake
    @KhanaHatake 2 года назад +244

    Stephanie's singing in the silo was the best part of this episode. Haunting.

    • @axeman1314
      @axeman1314 9 месяцев назад +2

      Reminds me of kulning.

    • @canalalex0119
      @canalalex0119 6 месяцев назад +13

      I thought it was actually kind of sweet, in a sick sense. It was like the only moment she seemed actually interested in *something*, and the face he did, seems like it was the closest to climax he’s been in a looong time 😂 Maybe it’s just the least shittiest part of that “date” though XD

  • @Mad_Oph
    @Mad_Oph 2 года назад +585

    I think Stephanie's self-preservation instincts were at total war with her desire to be able to win any "worst/weirdest date you've ever been on" contest with her friends, and even in the presence of a professional camera crew I'm still not sure she made the right choice

    • @scumbaggo
      @scumbaggo Год назад +26

      I get incredibly nervous if anyone is near my when im close to a ledge, id have been pissing when they were standing there singing into the abyss.

    • @myname9130
      @myname9130 Год назад +9

      I feel like we're gonna be hearing about Stephanie on the news some day with her penchant for getting into cars blindfolded and standing near ledges with strange men she's known for less than 24 hours o-o

    • @andrew-729
      @andrew-729 5 месяцев назад +3

      Now I am curious where stephanie ended up in life..

    • @mikamo
      @mikamo 2 месяца назад

      I think this was more a case of “oh I’m out in the middle of nowhere with this dude and some people who claim to be Nat Geo, let me say literally anything that will keep these people from cleaving my skull in half and stringing me up like a piñata.”

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 Месяц назад

      I'm not convinced she's not trying to die.

  • @chelktty
    @chelktty 3 года назад +1004

    The only reason Stephanie agreed to the blindfold is because there was a camera crew there.

    • @jermainelovings3123
      @jermainelovings3123 2 года назад +39

      Exactly

    • @mikey2time484
      @mikey2time484 Год назад +83

      @@jermainelovings3123 100% there's no fuckinggg way She would of done this solo

    • @T-Ray11RyanReynolds17
      @T-Ray11RyanReynolds17 Год назад +7

      We would like to believe that. She's a dom type of woman.

    • @michaelbugner7011
      @michaelbugner7011 Год назад +52

      "I need you to be blindfolded for a two minute drive." Like she wouldn't be able to find something that's only two minutes away from the starting point if she came back looking for it.

    • @PrimericanIdol
      @PrimericanIdol Год назад +1

      He should have tried dating Laura instead.

  • @Kevin_2435
    @Kevin_2435 3 года назад +497

    This guy is like interviewing his dates like it's a job interview. "Do you have any special skills that make you an asset for my silo?"

    • @britishcig5462
      @britishcig5462 2 года назад +30

      The way he keeps saying "outstanding" i thought that too

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 года назад +28

      "Are you also crazy and overly paranoid about the looming downfall of Murica?"

    • @Kevin_2435
      @Kevin_2435 2 года назад +7

      @@sorrenblitz805 This show aired like 15 years ago and all they were dealing with was a recession. Now we have that, a crazy dictatorial leader on the other side of the world that keeps hinting at using nukes, and to add insult to injury, an internal political paradigm that seems to lead to violence and conflict rather than bipartisan solutions here at home. Maybe this crazy dude in his bunker was on to something. He's been very celibate for a long time but I bet his bunker is bad ass and finished now.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 года назад

      @@Kevin_2435 that dictator is also dying of cancer, and America has always been this way politically, it's just more open about it now, and they're only open about it because they know the bi-partisan system is a joke and every alternative can't spend enough money to get in the door.

    • @Kevin_2435
      @Kevin_2435 2 года назад +2

      @@sorrenblitz805 Dying of cancer is not necessarily a positive. I think the fact that he has nothing to lose and will die anyway makes him even more of a wildcard.

  • @smoke4824
    @smoke4824 2 года назад +1889

    Gotta love the fact that his soulmate was the combat medic/hunting lady but he didnt call her back because she was too overweight for his rappelling test..

    • @BushMaster420circle
      @BushMaster420circle 2 года назад +271

      they all dodge a bullet with this one lol!!! because his underground base ISNT even set up... like holy heck lol!!! xD

    • @rachelk4805
      @rachelk4805 2 года назад +123

      Right, wonder why this stud can't get a girlfriend. 😒

    • @mindassassin
      @mindassassin 2 года назад +436

      Wouldn't it be poetic if he met a woman that's a hardcore prepper and she dumped him because his silo wasn't good enough for her?

    • @acorns-r-us
      @acorns-r-us 2 года назад +307

      She may also have been "overqualified". Many straight men, as I have seen, don't want someone on par/ superior to them in the skills related to their interests. They want someone they can teach.

    • @orangutanxremix510
      @orangutanxremix510 2 года назад

      @@rachelk4805 fat isn’t attractive.

  • @mykal2803
    @mykal2803 2 года назад +222

    I love how he lead the conversation immediately to the only thing he wanted to talk about in the the most 0-100 way ive ever seen.
    "Are you outdoorsy" .. "Yeah used to live on a lake"
    "Do you have any survival skills?".. "uhm.. no.. no"
    "Do you think the US has the potential to financially collapse?" *silence* lol

    • @OvertheHedge06
      @OvertheHedge06 Год назад +12

      This makes me feel infinitely better about myself

    • @GM_Sanjit_Ramesh
      @GM_Sanjit_Ramesh Год назад +4

      ​@@OvertheHedge06the fact steph went on a date with him to his silo should have anyone hope lmao

    • @roaddawg3217
      @roaddawg3217 6 месяцев назад

      😂 you can see the WTF??? in her facial expressions

  • @Merricat_likesu
    @Merricat_likesu Год назад +118

    My favorite part is that despite Jeff telling us all he’s looking for the ideal prepper partner; he doesn’t call the only person into the idea, but the more conventionally attractive first girl with no survival skill 😂

  • @WHZGRAVY
    @WHZGRAVY 2 года назад +463

    The look on her face at 16:35 after he said "That's why I invited you out" and she realizes she may have just voluntarily became a hostage is priceless

    • @PaganSkye
      @PaganSkye Год назад +11

      Omg ikr At that point I would just be like well this is the end it’s been a good life lol 😂

    • @cablehogue599
      @cablehogue599 10 месяцев назад +2

      Like a scene in a horror film

  • @adabsurdum5905
    @adabsurdum5905 3 года назад +2705

    "I need a woman who can survive the end times"
    *meets woman who literally says she is prepared for the end times*
    "Yeah but no fat chicks"

    • @DoctorDerpman
      @DoctorDerpman 3 года назад +275

      As soon as he called up skinny girl, I knew I'd find this comment lmfao

    • @justincampitelli3802
      @justincampitelli3802 3 года назад +35

      omg I laughed so good

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 3 года назад +271

      He really picked the wrong woman, that survivalist lady would've probably been really into the bunker.

    • @scottnito2640
      @scottnito2640 3 года назад +181

      Definitely just picked her based on looks. Laura sounded like she may have been into it

    • @amanda2382
      @amanda2382 3 года назад +16

      @Rachel ATPC he's not thinking about surviving, he's thinking about repopulating lol. he is WEAK and will be the first to die in the end times.

  • @dubz4828
    @dubz4828 3 года назад +944

    Steph was smart, she didn’t outright reject him till she was outside of his underground weapons silo.

    • @corpses6662
      @corpses6662 2 года назад +44

      was she smart though? probably the only smart decision she made tbh

    • @Enkarashaddam
      @Enkarashaddam 2 года назад

      You mean outside his creepy r*pe dungeon?

    • @ender8124
      @ender8124 Год назад +87

      @@corpses6662 I'm sure if the camera crew wasnt there, she wouldnt be either 😂

    • @michaelbugner7011
      @michaelbugner7011 Год назад +9

      She would've gone straight into that water.

    • @vrykyl6464
      @vrykyl6464 Год назад +14

      @@michaelbugner7011 Along with his other 15 dates he's had but claims he hasn't.

  • @rockinbells8351
    @rockinbells8351 2 года назад +135

    I remember this episode. I kept joking that the only reason the woman was able to leave and not end up chained to a radiator was because of the camera crew.

    • @gh0stpuppi333
      @gh0stpuppi333 6 месяцев назад +3

      Bro this is THE episode I remember

  • @lyzzibee2
    @lyzzibee2 2 года назад +109

    How terrifying would it be to go on a first date and be asked “do you have survival skills?”

    • @unclefranklin4575
      @unclefranklin4575 Год назад +7

      That's where you channel your inner prepper and locate all your possible exits.

    • @swordmonkey6635
      @swordmonkey6635 Год назад +2

      You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. ~ Napoleon Dynamite

  • @Sleipnirseight
    @Sleipnirseight 3 года назад +805

    I love how the actual MILITARY VETERAN was the one that saw the red flags and said f*ck this 👀👀

    • @tjtrent2351
      @tjtrent2351 3 года назад +140

      Didn’t the second date also have literal combat experience and training as a combat Medic? I’d say that counts as Mil. Exp. She was the only one pumped and open to see OddJobs Fortress of Solitude as well. He was acting too good for her because she was a little overweight. Dudes like that just suck, probably, literally, he just wants a play thing like he sees online the past six years lol!!

    • @TheChrislewis1989
      @TheChrislewis1989 2 года назад +103

      @@tjtrent2351 right? He picked the one girl who had literally no survival skills at all.

    • @kilbert666
      @kilbert666 2 года назад +109

      @@TheChrislewis1989 yeah, he picked the one that would be totally helpless and reliant on him.

    • @CheezMonsterCrazy
      @CheezMonsterCrazy 2 года назад

      ​@@kilbert666 it's part of the fantasy for these guys. They want to be the have people completely dependant on them for survival, so that they can have some measure of control over them.

    • @jermainelovings3123
      @jermainelovings3123 2 года назад +5

      Right 😆😂

  • @ams197610
    @ams197610 3 года назад +499

    He picked Stephanie because he relishes the thought of the "learning curve" where he can talk forever this poor woman about his end time fantasies. He creeps me out.

    • @vega1349
      @vega1349 3 года назад +76

      I agree, she was the "least prepared" out of the three, Laura was the obvious choice for a prepper partner.

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 3 года назад +36

      and cuz she's thin and pretty... and white?

    • @jetmcgee4218
      @jetmcgee4218 3 года назад +53

      @@goldensloth7 I don't think race had anything to do with it but I do think her being pretty and thin was like the whole choice there

    • @nofanealbni
      @nofanealbni 3 года назад +35

      @@jetmcgee4218 The Asian girl was prettier and had more relevant skills though

    • @CodeeXD
      @CodeeXD 2 года назад +50

      @@nofanealbni yeah but she had some skills and training. He probably doesn't want someone with more useful skills then him

  • @gonufc
    @gonufc 3 года назад +238

    I love that he didn't catch on that she could literally just look at her phone later and find out the exact location. Great "Operational Security".

    • @valkyrie9646
      @valkyrie9646 2 года назад +17

      Lol! I thought that as well. Or, you know, the entire crew following them.

    • @myname9130
      @myname9130 Год назад

      Don't even gotta go that far tbh. There can't be that many decommissioned missile silos for sale in the US let alone ones that have actually been purchased, you could narrow it down pretty easily with a quick Google search.

    • @Jiub_SN
      @Jiub_SN Год назад +2

      This is an old show, I don't think they even had that functionality at the time

    • @Thefirespirit1
      @Thefirespirit1 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Jiub_SNfind my iPhone has been standard on iPhones since 2010

    • @ahmedhamm5464
      @ahmedhamm5464 3 месяца назад

      @@Thefirespirit1 i wanna say this show is older than that i used to watch it in like 08

  • @WalkThaPlank
    @WalkThaPlank Год назад +29

    “To maintain it’s secrecy” Jeff leads a whole camera crew to its location 😂

  • @TurdFergusson318
    @TurdFergusson318 2 года назад +40

    15:37 The swastika on the entrance is a nice touch to make that 2nd date impression every girl loves.

  • @peterdanior4538
    @peterdanior4538 3 года назад +579

    I never knew I needed a Prepper Dating Show until now. They can call it “Together til the End”. Prepares can pick between the 3 lucky ladies, who will join him in his bunker. But none of the women can know. They have to think that it’s a regular dating show until their Doomsday Bachelor blindfolds then & carries them off

    • @naesopbrooks
      @naesopbrooks 3 года назад +30

      Sir.....You are a freaking genius......

    • @foxbuns
      @foxbuns 3 года назад +3

      oh my god

    • @Draqer
      @Draqer 3 года назад +23

      Nono the name should be "Together Through the End" since the goal is to survive past the apocalypse.

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply 3 года назад +19

      Love At First Fright
      "Get in the van! Blindfold her! GO! GO! GO! .. .. Ta DAAAA! My Bunker =)"

    • @Lady_Amelia-Eloise
      @Lady_Amelia-Eloise 3 года назад +5

      That would be incredible better than the bachelor or bachelorette

  • @ponderosabones7803
    @ponderosabones7803 3 года назад +487

    "Also I don't know if Jeff is either 29 or 46..."
    "37 year old Jeff..."
    29+46= 75
    75/2= 37.5
    Dude nailed it

  • @Arthurguy95
    @Arthurguy95 3 года назад +246

    I think a big flaw in setting up a security system for a prepper den would be exposing your system on national television.

    • @blindey
      @blindey 3 года назад +16

      That's why this is the fake one. The real one already has motion sensing killguns. Someone breaks in and expects some little dinky blowtorch, rounds a corner. BAM. shotguntrap. 4D chess right there.

    • @Mario_Angel_Medina
      @Mario_Angel_Medina 3 года назад

      @@blindey the guy said that he didn't show everything to the film crew

    • @patrickriarchy6054
      @patrickriarchy6054 2 года назад +9

      Heres where I placed all of the matchbox cars and the paint cans swing down the stairs.

    • @izi5150
      @izi5150 2 года назад +9

      I think the big flaw is that the location is 800 miles away.

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 2 года назад +6

      @@izi5150 exactly! If shit really went down, he thinks its gunna be easy to travel 800 miles!?

  • @DisgustingJustinAD
    @DisgustingJustinAD 2 года назад +42

    A local man in my area is a creepy guy, he inherited millions after his grandfather passed away. (Who he probably got rid of himself) Then he went & bought property on one of the mountains, had a private company build a bunker in to the mountainside. He even chose to buy out a few stores on meat products to have stored in his "underground freezer vaults", there are even concrete barricades built around the entrance too. His "Sniper Tower" is fortified with bullet proof glass that has a wide view of the small town, it's quite disturbing to see him sitting up there peeking down at us through his rifle scope. It's unsettling that he's always polishing up his firearms with a weird smirk almost every day at the firing range. He's mentioned many times in bars that once the world goes to hell, he's ready to lay down death on everyone who defies him when the time comes. Patting the side of his jacket where he keeps his handgun, police officers say they can't do anything about him because he seems to be all talk than actions at the moment.
    Creepy a** motherf***ing millionaires man.

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 Год назад +18

      People like that end up dying in a parking lot away from their massive complex once the actual shit goes down.

    • @trumpster635
      @trumpster635 Месяц назад +1

      As if he wouldn't be the towns main target if crap went down 😂

  • @CL3V3Rtrevor
    @CL3V3Rtrevor 2 года назад +51

    I love how they really put in the work to show that this guy is maybe/probably a potential/current serial killer without actually saying it. Like talking about all the cool shit he used to do, then something changed in his life *cue dark abandoned missile silo and chains hanging from the ceiling* ... What's in the silo? or rather how many people are buried in your silo?

  • @mobiusstripper7279
    @mobiusstripper7279 3 года назад +138

    Jeff has got to at least slap a coat of seafoam green paint on those graffitied silo walls. Maybe throw down some nice hardwood, and install some lighting that doesn't make you feel like you're in the middle of a creepy urban exploration video. I definitely think an interior designer should be hired before inviting any other potential -victims- partners down there again.
    This is the kind of thing you want to keep to yourself until you've been dating someone at least 1 to 6 years. All of my womanly spidey senses were *screaming* for Stephanie. I think her survival instincts kicked in, just not in the way Jeff was hoping.

    • @miaconnor5767
      @miaconnor5767 3 года назад +23

      If he spent some real money, he could make that place absolutely incredible. Like, dream home for some people even, and could still have it be defended too by fixing the reinforced doors for the silo and all that. He won't, because he's an insane person and it would ruin the Mad Max aesthetic, but still. He could, theoretically.

    • @mobiusstripper7279
      @mobiusstripper7279 3 года назад

      @@miaconnor5767 _Exactly!_

    • @wfjhDUI
      @wfjhDUI 3 года назад +18

      For real, the place is absolutely trashed but Jeff's first priority is setting up a Home Alone flamethrower trap.

    • @chilibeer3912
      @chilibeer3912 3 года назад +8

      Love the open concept. Add a little reclaimed wood accents and some subway tiles for the torture room and you’re set.

  • @deltaaondrugz3247
    @deltaaondrugz3247 3 года назад +347

    I love the editing on this episode.
    "Jeff has a secret."
    Shows the dark silo.
    "He's a serial killer.... Wait, no..... He's a Prepper!"
    Also, as a Prepper who should be thinking about survival, shouldn't he pick Laura who is a combat medic?

    • @bethclay476
      @bethclay476 3 года назад

      🤣🤣

    • @BettiePagan
      @BettiePagan 3 года назад +31

      “Oh you’re a serial killer? Oh thank god I thought you were a prep-“

    • @darrenwoodard1253
      @darrenwoodard1253 3 года назад +19

      She was fat, that’s why she was a no.

    • @aldooze
      @aldooze 3 года назад +6

      As a pepper, I'm spicy.

    • @mobiusstripper7279
      @mobiusstripper7279 3 года назад +12

      Right? He chose the one woman who had no survival skills and who was the least likely to be impressed with his creepy silo. You can't be a picky prepper. You just can't. Preppers who _don't_ own spooky underground nuclear missile silos are undateable enough.

  • @jammies1431
    @jammies1431 3 года назад +128

    "The cake is a lie" spray painted all over the inside of the silo. Looks like a great place to call home. These producers and editors must have such a good time poking fun at these people.

    • @ns0557212
      @ns0557212 2 года назад +5

      I'm glad someone noticed

    • @locloud8119
      @locloud8119 Год назад +4

      The cake is a lie ☠️☠️☠️

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux Год назад +8

      There was a swastika at the entrance…granted, he is still fixing it up he must have seen it by now and has not covered it…I mean…yeah

    • @vihaze6725
      @vihaze6725 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Nocturnalux It's in the same spray paint that he used for the arrows, so it's very possible that he's the one who put it there.

  • @Uneclipsed
    @Uneclipsed Год назад +38

    You can tell he doesn't really care about survival at all because 1) he chose a flame thrower as his main security feature and 2) picked the woman least likely to survive in the end times. He's in love with the fantasy what all that stuff means. The man is way detached from reality and I would suspect him of being somewhat dangerous, to be honest.

    • @rando843
      @rando843 Месяц назад

      Isn't that 80% of preppers

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico Год назад +12

    I just love how the show makes Jeff sound like a serial killer at the start. I'm not convinced he isn't one, what a creep.

  • @TheArizonaRanger.
    @TheArizonaRanger. 2 года назад +136

    Lmao I remember this episode!
    I always thought it was so funny that he clearly picked Stephanie because she looked better.
    Laura literally had the perfect resume, chick could have gone off grid that day and lived like nobility.

    • @t3hpenguinofd00m
      @t3hpenguinofd00m Год назад +7

      What about Serle? She was very beautiful and had some serious survival chops.

    • @mikecurry6847
      @mikecurry6847 Год назад +9

      I thought the same thing. It's kind of sad but it was a shallow decision based off appearance. I'm not trying to act superior, I've made shallow decisions like that too

    • @kyrstincote7732
      @kyrstincote7732 Год назад +4

      Or, because he felt the other two would be stronger personalities that he couldn't take advantage of as easily.

    • @SmartStart24
      @SmartStart24 Год назад +2

      Exactly. Typical niceguy/incel behavior. He was gross and made my skin crawl.

    • @SmartStart24
      @SmartStart24 Год назад +4

      @@kyrstincote7732 lol actually the opposite. That’s most likely why he didn’t choose Serlé because you could tell she was not with tha shits very early on. Stephanie was a little more passive and to his shallow self more “attractive” and probably (“more suitable for repopulation of the earth” or some weirdo incel shit 😂)

  • @poperaymond431
    @poperaymond431 3 года назад +259

    Jeff: _“Can I blindfold ya? Just for a bit haha..”_
    Steph: _”Uh, sorry I’m not comfortable with that”_
    Jeff: _“Oh don’t worry we’re just goin for a real short drive”_

    • @Mario_Angel_Medina
      @Mario_Angel_Medina 3 года назад +46

      Today we learned that the best way to lure victims into an snuff film is to disguise your crew as NatGeo documentarians

    • @Lady_Amelia-Eloise
      @Lady_Amelia-Eloise 3 года назад +17

      But was the film crew also blindfolded?

    • @rachelk4805
      @rachelk4805 2 года назад +7

      @@Lady_Amelia-Eloise This is probably the only reason she didn't run.

    • @buzzii
      @buzzii Год назад

      @@Lady_Amelia-Eloise probably not

  • @piratemeow
    @piratemeow 3 года назад +158

    He sounds like he’s trying to induct her into a creepy cult 💀 “dO yOu ThInK tHe Us HaS tHe PoTeNtIaL tO fInAnCiAlLy CoLlApSe?” 👁👄👁

    • @per6605
      @per6605 2 года назад +2

      But you have to admit it's a great icebreaker on a first date?

    • @Blueberryredbull
      @Blueberryredbull 4 месяца назад

      Comment didn’t age to good

  • @09yulstube
    @09yulstube Год назад +9

    I think that if you're going for people who have survival instinct, any person who agrees to be blindfolded and taken to an unknown location should be instantly disqualified

  • @D1rtyDan
    @D1rtyDan Год назад +7

    The thought of poor Steph getting sent 17 stories down into a puddle if she didn’t sing into that silo did not stop playing in the back of my head 😂😂😂

  • @donnieeck3176
    @donnieeck3176 2 года назад +38

    That woman was willing to say what ever it took to get out of there alive 😂

  • @chrisandrew7577
    @chrisandrew7577 2 года назад +141

    For anyone out there, if you're on a date and you're asked if you have survival skills *say 'yes' then calmly locate all exits*

    • @bombomos
      @bombomos Год назад +6

      Locating all the exits is indeed a survival skill XD

  • @aliceatwonderland7172
    @aliceatwonderland7172 3 года назад +254

    So a guy you don't know talks about having a doomsday silo and you not only go on a second date, but you agree have him drive you out into the middle of nowhere, blindfolded, and to crawl into this silo with him. Then ask, "Can I go out and stand on the edge of this huge drop?" I really hope this Stephanie woman is just doing this for the cameras. Otherwise look for her soon in the missing person's report.

    • @wfjhDUI
      @wfjhDUI 3 года назад +28

      Definitely for the camera crew and also just to see an ICBM silo.

    • @campbellgraham2720
      @campbellgraham2720 3 года назад +15

      it would be super cool to see something like that in real life i would’ve went out on there too

    • @lennyjenkins9931
      @lennyjenkins9931 2 года назад +2

      @@campbellgraham2720
      Me too honestly, it's not like I have anything else better to do

    • @karenamyx2205
      @karenamyx2205 2 года назад +3

      I find it odd that you literally know the answer: tv camera crew was there... but still talk all this nonsense about why she did this. Very odd.

    • @klaytonb9609
      @klaytonb9609 2 года назад +3

      I doubt any human being with at least half of a brain would do those things if there wasn't a massive professional TV crew there watching both of them.

  • @alexp6712
    @alexp6712 Год назад +7

    “Don’t you get lonely?”
    “That’s why I invited you out here”
    That was one of creepiest things I’ve heard for quite some time. I kind of want a shower…

  • @MrStatistx
    @MrStatistx Год назад +6

    I think i need to become a doomsday prepper, cause I'm scared of all the crazy people on these shows snapping, which will be the ultimate doomsday

  • @CommonCentrist82
    @CommonCentrist82 3 года назад +504

    The fact that he has a flame thrower and not a gun tells me that he's probably a felon.
    Think of how easy it would have been for Jeff to abduct this woman. It could be a group of psychos, that just put a NatGeo sticker on their cameras to trick their victim into a snuff film.

    • @someonesomething9282
      @someonesomething9282 3 года назад +115

      I'd argue a felon with a missile silo and a flamethrower is more dangerous than a felon with a gun. I'm gonna go write my representatives now.

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 3 года назад +12

      @@someonesomething9282 lmfao

    • @shaymorcormick8743
      @shaymorcormick8743 2 года назад +3

      Just a dude looking for hardy breeding stock for his not sex silo

    • @lennyjenkins9931
      @lennyjenkins9931 2 года назад +22

      @@shaymorcormick8743
      The not sex silo is all about no sex

    • @YourPalFry
      @YourPalFry 2 года назад +1

      Prolly kicks his victims bodies down the silo hole

  • @knitwithkayla
    @knitwithkayla 2 года назад +77

    Oh, Stephanie. I saw your eyes screaming on the first date, you did not have to say yes to the second, and you absolutely could have hightailed it away when he asked to blindfold you. I thought I had the worst dating stories, but girl, this takes the cake for the worst date ever.

    • @Shiestey
      @Shiestey 7 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah I don’t know how much they paid her to agree to any of that but she definitely deserved double lmao. At least she can say she went on a date with an actual crazy person and survived. Owning a missile silo should probably put you on some sort of watch list.

  • @itcanwait
    @itcanwait 3 года назад +74

    She actually has a good voice when she sang in the silo, didn't expect that. Thought she'd just yell.

    • @Rakerong
      @Rakerong 2 года назад +13

      I dunno what I was expecting, but it wasn't that .I thought she'd nervously sing Taylor Swift or something. Then I remembered there was a description earlier that said she was in a choir and it made sense.

    • @roaddawg3217
      @roaddawg3217 6 месяцев назад

      Yes, it kinda hit me in the feels 🤔

    • @tvwizard369
      @tvwizard369 2 месяца назад +1

      Warmed my heart a bit, very good acoustics. Almost angelic singing

  • @bq1013
    @bq1013 Год назад +8

    "are you outdoorsy"
    "yes"
    "Awesome, Do you want to live 200 meters underground?"

  • @snakefang1123
    @snakefang1123 2 года назад +26

    The sad part is that it's severely uncomfortable putting someone through that all and making them trust you enough to go out there. So the fact he was able to do so was shocking, I feel like if the bunker/silo was actually fixed up nice and was decent to go into them it wouldn't be as bad once they got to realize it's basically a kinda secret second home. Like as crazy as it is if they're willing to go far enough to be blindfolded, don't lead them to basically a serial killer dungeon.

    • @radishfest
      @radishfest Год назад +2

      There's this one guy on RUclips who styled a titan missile silo like a rich suburban home, it's really amusing to see him going through the blast doors to get down to his home theater. Can't recall the channel name rn but it's the epitome of a ridiculous dad project

  • @dogguy8603
    @dogguy8603 3 года назад +105

    The best episode is about the "raider" guy, ie the guy whos plan is raiding other preppers, spoiler allert, he is in prison

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 2 года назад +1

      Omg what episode

    • @gunmunz
      @gunmunz 2 года назад +6

      TBF: your smartest prepper is about as tactically knowledgeable as a Russian invasion force.

    • @dogguy8603
      @dogguy8603 2 года назад +2

      @@mondaysinsanity8193 hard to find, natgeo dosent want people to see that mess lol

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 2 года назад +1

      I mean, he has the right idea.

  • @natashac5066
    @natashac5066 3 года назад +41

    "that's all she had to say to tell me that Jeff might not be the weird one on this date" I died.. I choked on a carrot but I still rewatched it 8 times.

  • @lookilookii
    @lookilookii 3 года назад +45

    "By the time I'm done with her, she will fear everything. I hope." 😂👌

  • @loveace2430
    @loveace2430 Год назад +8

    Whoever spray painted "The Cake is A Lie" in the silo is a legend.

  • @detroitpolak9904
    @detroitpolak9904 Год назад +4

    The blindfolded part showed us why serial killers succeed.

  • @pcpricw9096
    @pcpricw9096 2 года назад +32

    The “and I hope Stephenie is still alive” at the end had me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Arri7979
      @Arri7979 Год назад

      Exactly! He just snuck that in there so casually 💀

  • @Leviathan2dead2die
    @Leviathan2dead2die 3 года назад +36

    Dude how quick her smile disappears when he mentions he owns the silo 🤣

  • @deepinmythots752
    @deepinmythots752 3 года назад +341

    Most underrated channel 2021

    • @ChrisJamesTV
      @ChrisJamesTV  3 года назад +16

      Thank you hash

    • @w1png_alt
      @w1png_alt 3 года назад +2

      True

    • @MasterDantoni
      @MasterDantoni 3 года назад +3

      Facts!!! Bring back the house hunters reviews

    • @kates6371
      @kates6371 3 года назад +1

      I’m so obsessed with this channel.

    • @JohnJames.
      @JohnJames. 3 года назад

      End of the year is near , and still rings true

  • @bridgeblake
    @bridgeblake Год назад +1

    Just discovered your channel last night. Thx for stripping me of 4 hours of sleep.
    Yes, the episode sells itself w/o any commentary but what you've added has turned this into a comedic masterpiece. I have NEVER howled with laughter so much over a fucking youtube video in my life. And I was alone. My litmus test passed with flying colors. Shared it with one of my best buds today and had to do breathing exercises to avoid light headedness, 5x.
    I know I just got here but never stop, Chris.
    God damn it.

  • @alext6933
    @alext6933 3 месяца назад +2

    This is legitimately one of my favorite channels on youtube. I watch a lot of youtube. It's basically ruining my life.
    That being said this one's pretty fucking legit.

  • @howardeeznuts9630
    @howardeeznuts9630 3 года назад +73

    he seems like the perfect vault tec salesman lol

  • @morganlegay8859
    @morganlegay8859 3 года назад +231

    God I'd pay anything to see how all these prepers handled the pandemic

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 2 года назад +36

      "My time to shine" is what they were thinking I'd imagine

    • @SeviathTheHumanDrago
      @SeviathTheHumanDrago Год назад +10

      Relatively fine. While people were panick buying toilet paper, I had baby wipes. Now that people are struggling with the price of food, I'm laughing again, since I keep 3 months of everything stocked. I'm surprised just how many people don't keep an emergency stock of stuff in case of natural disaster and whatnot.

    • @MehPepperGamer
      @MehPepperGamer Год назад +22

      @@SeviathTheHumanDrago, I have supplies as well, but there is a vast difference between being prepared for a natural disaster and his Mad Max's level of preparation.

    • @SeviathTheHumanDrago
      @SeviathTheHumanDrago Год назад +2

      @@MehPepperGamer True, but if you could predict the apocalypse wouldn't you like to be prepared for it if you could?

    • @thatguybob3411
      @thatguybob3411 Год назад

      ​@@SeviathTheHumanDrago exactly.. all these people live in lala land thinking nothing will ever change.. newsflash, jews in ww2 didn't think anything would change either..

  • @antoniocosta5223
    @antoniocosta5223 2 года назад +16

    Seeing “the cake is a lie” spray painted on the wall brought back such random mid 2000’s memories

  • @ewanedwards6822
    @ewanedwards6822 2 года назад +5

    I like to imagine she was saying "Okay I trust you" Not to our beloved maniac but to the camera crew

  • @M1lh0u53ISGaming
    @M1lh0u53ISGaming Год назад +2

    "I hope Stephani is still alive" As I'm sure everyone who watched this episode is thinking.
    Well done mate. Cheers for the video.

  • @kpag3030
    @kpag3030 3 года назад +90

    That girl that went to the silo just was a really good sport. She didn’t want to hurt his feelings because he seems so sincere. In reality, she wants to run very very far away. This was hard to watch on so many levels.

    • @shaymorcormick8743
      @shaymorcormick8743 2 года назад +14

      That or nat g offered her 200 bucks and more air time

    • @dogwalk3
      @dogwalk3 2 года назад +4

      hopefully she got a break for her voice at least.

  • @atomicrogue657
    @atomicrogue657 2 года назад +26

    There was an episode where a couple of old hippies turned one of those silos into an underground hippy paradise. I was jealous.

  • @mlvlatina
    @mlvlatina 3 года назад +30

    I agree, going on a first date discovering National Geographic AND TLC cameras is a bad sign.

    • @Arri7979
      @Arri7979 Год назад +2

      A crossover special from both channels would only make them more powerful. Is this what 2023 will be like?

  • @xedalpha1
    @xedalpha1 9 месяцев назад +2

    When your date's vocabulary is reduced to 'okay' and their eyebrows have fused with their hairline, you know its not going well.

  • @BrandanTheBroker
    @BrandanTheBroker 2 года назад +2

    I've had a friend buy a decommissioned bunker, not a missile silo, but a bunker, and turn it into a really cool home.When fixed up they can be really cool. not gonna lie, that second date shocked the hell outta me 🤣

  • @killaken2000
    @killaken2000 3 года назад +48

    I love that they're making jeff out to be BTK. I was worried he was going to ask that first woman about whether or not she can escape handcuffs

  • @DriscolDevil
    @DriscolDevil 3 года назад +148

    "Oh you all laughed at us, but look how everyone was panicking to get toilet paper"
    So a lifetime of paranoia and sacrificing your ability to enjoy life all paid off because you were able to brag about not needing to buy toilet paper. That's one hell of a return on that investment.

    • @ChibiViolin
      @ChibiViolin 3 года назад

      The supply chain issues, medical tyrany, looming war, and a potential resurgence of the pandemic. All thats required now is an economic crisis and the domino's will fall and these prepper guys will be proven 100% right.

    • @SuperBeepD
      @SuperBeepD 3 года назад +1

      @@ChibiViolin you right but all this is a lot

    • @lazykranch3205
      @lazykranch3205 3 года назад +1

      @@SuperBeepD survival isn't easy.

    • @Lady_Amelia-Eloise
      @Lady_Amelia-Eloise 3 года назад +23

      @@ChibiViolin medical tyranny? I didn’t know being told to wear a simple mask or get vaccinated was tyranny

    • @ChibiViolin
      @ChibiViolin 3 года назад +3

      @@Lady_Amelia-Eloise Being coerced into doing it is tyranny.

  • @freddie4536
    @freddie4536 2 года назад +61

    Jeff is the type of guy to talk about his single digit IQ proudly

  • @MegCazalet
    @MegCazalet Год назад +3

    I wonder how much work dude has done since the show was filmed. Because that was NOWHERE near ready.

  • @buddyballentine9823
    @buddyballentine9823 2 года назад +14

    Is nobody going to talk about the sawzi at the entrance in the same spray paint he used for the arrows lmao

  • @MartinGiadrosich
    @MartinGiadrosich 3 года назад +64

    If I had someone ask me if I had survival skills on a first date, I'd wonder when in the date he was going to try and play "The Most Dangerous Game."

  • @imposternaruto
    @imposternaruto 3 года назад +42

    I went on a date once where the girl tricked me into helping her and her mom install new hardwood floors. I saw these two ladies were going to struggle with it, so I stayed and helped anyways. And I thought that was a bad date.

    • @lunariian
      @lunariian Год назад +4

      Are you me? One time I painted a guy's spare room on the first date because he told me he didn't know how to and 22 year old me believed him 🫠

    • @YurinanAcquiline
      @YurinanAcquiline 2 месяца назад

      ​​@@lunariian My dates seem less disgusting suddenly. Had a dude suddenly park and whip out his 🍆 and tell me to suck it, while we were driving to a car dealership. I haven't recovered from it. It was my first time out, not a kiss or a handshake. I was like, no I am not doing that.
      Edit: on second thought. Still disgusting.

  • @SeraphinusFox
    @SeraphinusFox Год назад

    2:05 I don’t know why but Chris’ reaction here almost made me spit out my water that shit was so funny 😂

  • @nymeriastark9652
    @nymeriastark9652 Год назад +5

    Lmao this guy is treating this date as an interview. Edit: I can't believe he didn't call Laura! (2nd date) she was obviously the best choice! She knew how to hunt and quilt. What an idiot lol

    • @TrackerRoo
      @TrackerRoo Год назад +1

      It's like going on the dating show and picking Pee-Wee Herman as your ideal date. He could have had that in the bag, sealed deal. Instead he went with the chick who only agreed on his thinking to have the ultimate "weirdest date ever" story.

  • @TheChrislewis1989
    @TheChrislewis1989 2 года назад +20

    Weird how the 2nd and 3rd girl def had tons of experience, but he picks the first girl that literally has no skills at all!

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju 2 года назад +12

      Yeah because she's young, thin, and pretty
      He dgaf about their skills he's gonna impose his will either way

  • @Courier-Six
    @Courier-Six 3 года назад +86

    This is an important lesson for all of you out there. "just because I am a creepy dude who subconsciously wants to become moleperson and lives in an underground missile silo doesn't mean I should lower my standards! If I'm gonna ride out the apocalypse, she has to at least be an 8 or a 9."

  • @alfonsoherrera1267
    @alfonsoherrera1267 3 года назад +36

    You should do one again on one episode in where they had a felon show off his illegal guns, and tried to make their own body armor. Also the guy claimed to be a marauder and have more medical knowledge than a doctor.

  • @scvmbag707
    @scvmbag707 Год назад +3

    I seen an episode where this old man was only interested in saving children in his underground bunker
    and nobody found that weird

  • @SceneWins
    @SceneWins 2 месяца назад +1

    15:05. I’ve been watching this on repeat for days

  • @noahtoritto688
    @noahtoritto688 3 года назад +34

    Could you imagine how awkward it would be to have your date show up and tell you about his former government missile facility.

    • @unclefranklin4575
      @unclefranklin4575 Год назад

      Maybe if it was a different show, like you live in what.

  • @Thefabregas22
    @Thefabregas22 2 года назад +16

    I have to hope Stephanie only agreed to that second date because of the camera crew because without that everything about that guy screamed serial killer.

  • @kEvInloLz09
    @kEvInloLz09 2 года назад +23

    all I know is if I had that silo I'd be singing the halo theme every day

  • @sparks6177
    @sparks6177 3 месяца назад

    18:40 come on, that is adorable and strangely wholesome. She’s a good singer and he is loving it, he’s also hovering his hand in front of her so he can catch her if she falls. Kinda sweet

  • @Lach15052003
    @Lach15052003 Месяц назад +1

    4:21 are we don't gonna talk about them consulting a video game designer for this

  • @monteperry6605
    @monteperry6605 3 года назад +14

    "If you show up to a first date and there's a nat geo camera crew..." bro I can't stop laughing. It hurts hahaha

  • @flipdiesel9652
    @flipdiesel9652 3 года назад +12

    “I be like the roadrunner meemeep *swoosh*”
    Sick
    😂

  • @georgeavant314
    @georgeavant314 3 года назад +11

    My fav part of the show was the myriad of reasons people would give for why they were prepping, and how 100% sure they were that it would come to fruition

    • @claytondavidson1938
      @claytondavidson1938 3 года назад

      Ya no hyper inflation or pandemic or supply chain disruption in the USA for sure. What a dummy.

  • @xdfaceondabeat
    @xdfaceondabeat 3 месяца назад +3

    1:15 My name is Jeff😂😂

  • @stan283
    @stan283 11 месяцев назад +1

    I used to make jokes about getting my own little compound in preparation for the zombie apocalypse.. that was after I read I Am Legend , when i was in like 4th grade 😂

  • @jojonaruto77jl88
    @jojonaruto77jl88 3 года назад +17

    Serlè is like: he’s a little crazy insane

  • @aaliyahhernandez223
    @aaliyahhernandez223 3 года назад +35

    I’m surprised he didn’t ask his second date. I can tell he wasn’t attracted to her though

    • @Purplesquigglystripe
      @Purplesquigglystripe 3 года назад +25

      She definitely had the most utility. Plus having some extra weight means that she won’t starve as quickly. She’d clearly fare the best in a survival scenario.

    • @MasonicMafia
      @MasonicMafia 2 года назад

      @@Purplesquigglystripe 🤣🤣

  • @Hugh_Jannis
    @Hugh_Jannis 3 месяца назад +1

    Dude fits the profile of a serial killer and these women are falling for it 😂

  • @echospecter2450
    @echospecter2450 2 года назад +1

    "when I'm done she will fear EVERYTHING" thanks I almost spit soda on my laptop

  • @skibbitybop9430
    @skibbitybop9430 3 года назад +13

    To be fair, at least he's being upfront about his craziness

  • @chrisclare565
    @chrisclare565 3 года назад +4

    You crack me up! You say what everyone else is thinking but probably don't have the balls to say.
    My 75 year old mother got me onto you with your house hunters episode. For the record, the girl went back to Luxembourg and that guy is still single. You called it.
    We look forward to seeing what you have in store next.
    Best wishes from Australia.

  • @abraxaszee8953
    @abraxaszee8953 2 года назад +9

    This is demoralizing. This guy managed more dates in one night than I did in a decade.

  • @joshmartinez7233
    @joshmartinez7233 Месяц назад +1

    2:26 “the current debt is 16 trillion dollars!” And then “we” elected trump and he added another 14 trillion in just 4 years….. that was the debt from the beginning of the United States….. and he doubled it in just 4 years. I was gonna make a joke about this show, but after saying that maybe it’s not a joke lol

  • @75aces97
    @75aces97 Год назад +2

    What's beautiful about this fellow--and many other preppers, no doubt--is that his armageddon procedure when the stuff goes down is to get in his car and rush to his bunker 800 miles away. So there's a doomsday scenario dire enough to necessitate burrowing underground for a while, but the roads and fueling stations are all clear and operational enough to drive almost a thousand miles. 😂

  • @juddybuddy8519
    @juddybuddy8519 2 года назад +16

    Are we all gonna ignore the fact that there was a swastika outside of the entrance?

    • @zarapaterick3804
      @zarapaterick3804 Год назад +4

      same paint that was used inside too 😬

    • @tylerh.1615
      @tylerh.1615 Год назад +4

      Everything about this dude already screamed "white nationalist psychopath" but that graffiti sealed the deal