You have a day off work but you’re dating a self-proclaimed “traditional man”

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @el.and04
    @el.and04 3 месяца назад +3623

    He's a "traditional man" but he's gonna play video games while eating pizza rolls and gushers

    • @monito3575
      @monito3575 3 месяца назад +109

      Dont know what gushers are but what food you eat doesnt make you less traditional the worst part is he is says he is traditional but lives with a woman outside marriage and doesn't even pay rent

    • @BladefireA
      @BladefireA 3 месяца назад +160

      ​@@monito3575yeah really. He's one of those people that wants to aquire himself a trad wife without being an actual traditional husband. You know...making all the money and providing. He's just lazy.

    • @A_Easley
      @A_Easley 3 месяца назад +40

      Aye man… I will not tolerate pizza rolls and gushers slander.

    • @garstrum4401
      @garstrum4401 3 месяца назад +35

      @@monito3575 'gushers' im pretty sure refers to 'fruit gushers' which is a candy. for children.

    • @flyersfan28-2
      @flyersfan28-2 3 месяца назад +33

      ⁠@@monito3575they are little sugar snacks for little kids that are reaaallly unhealthy and have tons of processed, artificial and overall awful ingredients that would probably take away a few years off of your life if you ate too many

  • @KoolKukumber
    @KoolKukumber 3 месяца назад +2885

    The plot twist at the end, when it is HER APARTMENT THE WHOLE TIME. HE INVITED HIMSELF AND HIS FRIENDS TO HER APARTMENT AND EXPECTS HER TO PLAY WAITER holy heck my blood pressure

    • @flyersfan28-2
      @flyersfan28-2 3 месяца назад +137

      Didnt even realize that part tbh I was so dumbfounded at the fact that he was playing video games with gushers and pizza rolls (which Im sure is a good experience although point being he is a “traditional man” therefore none of that is traditional by any means) and demanded his partner to get everything prepared so they could have their “traditional” night. This guy is too good at playing these characters 😂😂

    • @ianmsutherland
      @ianmsutherland 3 месяца назад +22

      ​@@flyersfan28-2The gushers are for Aiden.

    • @flyersfan28-2
      @flyersfan28-2 3 месяца назад +33

      @@ianmsutherland oh. My bad thats a way more traditional. Nevermind he is clearly a role model for his coworkers at bestbuy

    • @psyience3213
      @psyience3213 3 месяца назад +3

      don't stress out about made up scenarios to jokes. that's absurd

    • @multiplemysteries5242
      @multiplemysteries5242 3 месяца назад +28

      I think they already live together (other shorts with the character support this), he's just so lazy and entitled that he hasn't been contributing to rent.

  • @Grey_3438
    @Grey_3438 3 месяца назад +3542

    Why does this character always talk down to his partner like he's their manager ✋🏾😭

    • @Voidi-Void
      @Voidi-Void 3 месяца назад +235

      Followup question: why do managers talk down to employees like this?

    • @DuckyYD
      @DuckyYD 3 месяца назад +95

      Follow up question: why do my employees get uncomfortable when I talk down to them

    • @redquare30
      @redquare30 3 месяца назад +116

      Followup question: why is my hamster gay and how can i support him?

    • @handsdowntoo7150
      @handsdowntoo7150 3 месяца назад +69

      He'll never be a manager at Best Buy so he'll play pretend at home. 😅

    • @revparravager3184
      @revparravager3184 3 месяца назад +20

      ​@@DuckyYDmaybe cuz even subordinates deserve Respect for the work they do in the completion of their duties?

  • @pronetogames7946
    @pronetogames7946 3 месяца назад +2001

    Nahhh cocktail making skills are a flex not an embarrassment.

    • @WaterFruitTree
      @WaterFruitTree 3 месяца назад +70

      Definitely, when done voluntarily

    • @roberkraft1982
      @roberkraft1982 3 месяца назад

      its really not hard, been working at bars for years, and dipshit can mix drinks lol

    • @nannymouse2180
      @nannymouse2180 3 месяца назад +28

      Not when this guy does it, he can't do cocktails

    • @magicturtel
      @magicturtel 3 месяца назад +41

      You're emasculating him! Because he can't make cocktail. Shame on you!

    • @MatthewJarvis-zw2sz
      @MatthewJarvis-zw2sz 3 месяца назад +16

      Yeah, it's only a flex if you can actually DO it lol.
      I wonder what this guy can actually do, other than stack shelves and open doors for his girlfriend....?

  • @cherryhazard8002
    @cherryhazard8002 3 месяца назад +1669

    "So you'd really allow me to humilliate myself in front of other men?"
    When I tell you my mouth literally dropped lol. One of the manliest men I know (A friend of my parents') serves cocktails and snacks to the people that come over to his house and no one dares question his masculinity, he is also quite keen on cooking...it's called being a normal person with skills, and it's not gendered.

    • @herecomesazami
      @herecomesazami 3 месяца назад +11

      Are there people actually like this aside from boomers?

    • @manonpavllptdr
      @manonpavllptdr 3 месяца назад +107

      ​@@herecomesazamiunfortunately, yes. Just look at the "alpha dudes" making their podcast and their audience. Lots of them are in their 20's-30's.

    • @nowayjosedaniel
      @nowayjosedaniel 3 месяца назад +14

      ​@@herecomesazamiAlso boomers arent like this anymore bc even they evolved to fit 1990's culture, and then later 2000's and 2020's (but those arent needed).

    • @loiracitr
      @loiracitr 3 месяца назад +32

      My grandad was an amazing cook while maintaining very traditional roles as you'd expect from someone born in the '30s 😅

    • @magicturtel
      @magicturtel 3 месяца назад +15

      My husband too he loves cooking and making food for his guest and it doesn't have any effect on his masculinity 😊

  • @0ceanking
    @0ceanking 3 месяца назад +1492

    Jason's going to be devastated when he sees "trad" man walk out with a bowl of gushers and a non-alcoholic drink for him. He might accidentally get the idea that it's okay to do nice things for your friends instead of making your girlfriend do them for you on her one day off. She should be ashamed of herself, really, for even suggesting this.

    • @Zack-bl2gg
      @Zack-bl2gg 3 месяца назад +26

      *girlfriend
      They never said they were married, and hopefully it doesn’t get there lol

    • @0ceanking
      @0ceanking 3 месяца назад +20

      ​​@@Zack-bl2gg I forgot to revise that part after I noticed they weren't married. Thanks!
      And yeah, hopefully they never get that far 😅

    • @internetwizard4922
      @internetwizard4922 3 месяца назад +3

      homestuck

  • @Sylvie_without_surname
    @Sylvie_without_surname 3 месяца назад +977

    The sheer contrast between whiskey and cigars and then pizza rolls and candy is such an immaculate summary of a certain kind of guy

    • @MySchoolProject15
      @MySchoolProject15 3 месяца назад +37

      Old fashioneds and gushers. I can feel my blood sugar spiking just thinking about it.

    • @Grey_3438
      @Grey_3438 3 месяца назад +50

      @@Sylvie_without_surname You can tell he so *badly* wants to emmulate the "traditional man" life style but clearly doesn't have the financial means to do so, so he instead opts for this weird mismatch of "traditional" aesthetics like cigars and whiskey combined with stuff he can actually afford at his local grocery shop.

    • @Sylvie_without_surname
      @Sylvie_without_surname 3 месяца назад +10

      @@MySchoolProject15 My stomach has been churned

    • @Sylvie_without_surname
      @Sylvie_without_surname 3 месяца назад +31

      @@Grey_3438 Throw in the fact the the only people he can get on board with all this are teenagers, maybe an early twenty something. Most of whom will probably try to forget about this extremely embarrassing phase in a few years

    • @cathycat4989
      @cathycat4989 2 месяца назад

      ​@Grey_3438I assumed it's because he's a picky eater, like a little kid. Never worked on those acquired tastes or challenged himself in a culinary sense. Only stuck to the shallow, empty pleasures of chemically processed trash.
      If anything, I'd pity the cigars and whiskey for being served alongside such vulgar fair, and to such a vulgar man.
      If a guy is gonna act like a trad man, he should be able to make a nice cocktail and know how to serve his guests.

  • @Josh-630
    @Josh-630 3 месяца назад +1755

    This character is like a combination of Warren and the man child husband. It's so unbearable I love it!

  • @JoCo2036
    @JoCo2036 3 месяца назад +620

    When I was young I saw my mother let my father emasculate himself by letting him get his own beer out of the fridge. I've been blackpilled ever since.

    • @magicturtel
      @magicturtel 3 месяца назад +32

      😂😂😂😂😂 oh no!

    • @tiagodecastro2929
      @tiagodecastro2929 3 месяца назад +63

      The horror! I'm so sorry you had to witness that! I'm sure your father never recovered from the humiliation

  • @BillieAndy
    @BillieAndy 3 месяца назад +254

    I come to this channel for my daily dose of gratitude as a single woman

    • @JLakis
      @JLakis 3 месяца назад +13

      The Slappable Jerk is your gratitude practice!

    • @cpgbobbyz
      @cpgbobbyz Месяц назад +2

      just remember: all guys are like this.

    • @zhangzongchang1057
      @zhangzongchang1057 Месяц назад +2

      How dare you! Who'll serve food and pay the rent for all the traditional men out there?! Outrageous!

  • @Triadow
    @Triadow 3 месяца назад +487

    I hate people who talk like this. They act like whatever they are saying is obvious and pair it with stupid hand gestures.

    • @heidim7732
      @heidim7732 3 месяца назад +29

      And that smirk...

    • @NotoriousJLV
      @NotoriousJLV 3 месяца назад +32

      the same people that refer to themselves as “an intellectual” 💀

    • @spacecat942
      @spacecat942 3 месяца назад +4

      Oh it always felt nice for me when people talked to me in that tone because it made me feel like they wanted to make sure that I understand and that I'm okay with everything 😭

    • @abbiereynolds8016
      @abbiereynolds8016 3 месяца назад +16

      ​@spacecat942 It depends on the context. If it was your manager at work giving you instructions that's one thing, but your boyfriend? Hell no😅

    • @chipotlesnumber1stan
      @chipotlesnumber1stan 3 месяца назад +9

      its so patronizing…i hate it.

  • @Sunsquall
    @Sunsquall 3 месяца назад +364

    This man had the audacity to demand a non-alcoholic Old Fashioned 😂

    • @Spoonsire
      @Spoonsire 3 месяца назад +73

      Just hand him a sugar cube and an orange peel 😂

    • @Sarara14
      @Sarara14 3 месяца назад +32

      ​@@SpoonsireDon't forget the cherry! Maybe a cherry gusher

    • @MySchoolProject15
      @MySchoolProject15 3 месяца назад +13

      I'm so glad someone pointed this out.

    • @marcosgonzalez4207
      @marcosgonzalez4207 3 месяца назад +1

      Coffee?

    • @grodriguez9614
      @grodriguez9614 3 месяца назад +5

      I came looking for this comment 😂

  • @ishanaprabhakar7542
    @ishanaprabhakar7542 3 месяца назад +171

    HE HASN'T BEEN PAYING RENT?!?!?!

  • @maryblakley3590
    @maryblakley3590 3 месяца назад +247

    "Best Buy Crew" gave me so much second hand embarrassment

    • @Sarara14
      @Sarara14 3 месяца назад +15

      There was an ep of Malcolm in the Middle where Hal got a job at a Best Buy type store and tries hard to make impress and make friends with 20 somethings that worked there. When he finally gets invited to the party and sees how they live and how they act outside of work, he realizes time spent with his family and friends his own age is better

  • @NovaNocturnus
    @NovaNocturnus 3 месяца назад +174

    “…only going to do this if I pitch in for the rent?” Is wild 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

  • @klara709
    @klara709 3 месяца назад +127

    I love how swiftly this evolved from a question about availability into a detailed list of demands 😂

  • @aguywhodoesthings7061
    @aguywhodoesthings7061 3 месяца назад +376

    "...or in the kitchen, which would probably be better" ok bro 😭😭

  • @valentinax8266
    @valentinax8266 3 месяца назад +62

    Most of the men on both sides of the family are very old school and traditional (half are immigrants too) in one way or another but ALL of them serve the guests in their household on their own, and the cultures on both sides are quite different. You walk into the house and first thing they ask is “would you like a drink? A snack? Are you hungry?” Bc its called being a gotdamn competent host, and that skill is unisex

  • @cherryhazard8002
    @cherryhazard8002 3 месяца назад +218

    For him to make those type of requests he better be earning 500k a month and let her stay home all day lol.

  • @consciousobserver629
    @consciousobserver629 3 месяца назад +22

    Gotta love how they act like the work is so easy, yet THEY DON'T WANT TO PUT IN THE EFFORT TO DO IT. Stop. It hurts. 🥺

  • @jacobpitts6846
    @jacobpitts6846 3 месяца назад +118

    “Non alcoholic old fashioned” my dude an old fashioned is literally 95 percent whiskey I hope he likes sugar and orange bitters

    • @ijornhribrudkrvir
      @ijornhribrudkrvir 3 месяца назад +8

      Bitters are alcoholic too 😭 just syrup

    • @jacobpitts6846
      @jacobpitts6846 3 месяца назад +15

      @@ijornhribrudkrvir lmao in a real old fashioned it’s granulated sugar with an orange peel and ice then 😅😅😅

    • @marcosgonzalez4207
      @marcosgonzalez4207 3 месяца назад

      The lemonade is old fashioned and non alcoholic

    • @jacobpitts6846
      @jacobpitts6846 3 месяца назад +2

      @@marcosgonzalez4207 ????? An old fashioned is a drink, made from bourbon or rye whiskey, with orange bitters and ground up sugar, usually served in a lowball glass with a large ice cube, and garnished with an orange peel. It comes from an earlier cocktail called a “bittered sling”

    • @falsevacuum4667
      @falsevacuum4667 3 месяца назад +5

      I actually looked it up and you can get a base without alcohol, but to do that just for one person seems excessive. Just serve them an ice tea with the orange or something imo

  • @Voidi-Void
    @Voidi-Void 3 месяца назад +280

    It's not real. It's a skit.
    It's not real. It's a skit.
    It's not real. It's a skit.
    WHY AM I STILL UPSET

    • @greed94
      @greed94 3 месяца назад +10

      Because he has a real slappable face if he wants to.
      Unless he's Teddy, then that's a lovable face.

    • @Violet-Storm
      @Violet-Storm 3 месяца назад +19

      Because there are guys out there that literally do this?

    • @anthyavila9726
      @anthyavila9726 3 месяца назад +16

      Because this skit reflects reality.

    • @kubamed6434
      @kubamed6434 3 месяца назад +13

      ​@@greed94his name? The Slappable Jerk. His power? Being extremely slappable when he wants to be. I think he will be a great addition to the team

  • @EyeLean5280
    @EyeLean5280 3 месяца назад +155

    For those who don't know, making an Old Fashioned is time consuming and involves special equipment, including a 'muddler' and a butane lighter.

    • @magicturtel
      @magicturtel 3 месяца назад +11

      Really I had no idea. What is it made of?

    • @lindseyherbst9444
      @lindseyherbst9444 3 месяца назад +20

      ​@@magicturtelI think it's whiskey (might be specifically bourbon, but not sure), and then I know it has bitters and a cherry (possibly also an orange peel?). Sorry for not knowing all the stuff in it, I knew a bit and wanted to help share what I knew.

    • @justinvlogs4590
      @justinvlogs4590 3 месяца назад +5

      Really funny to think of a muddler as a special tool. You absolutely right, it's very specific and only people with a bar set of some kind would have one. But they are also essentially a blunt stick lol.
      Come to think of it, I should get one of my own. I enjoy a good old-fashioned or mint julip.

    • @theamaeve8175
      @theamaeve8175 3 месяца назад +6

      Could use any lighter really and a blunt object like the handle of a wood spoon can be used as a muddler but still it is more complicated than the mixed drinks people usually have at house parties which is typically alcohol and mixers. Not many people are whipping out oranges, let alone a lighter and a muddler for at home mixed drinks unless they want to flex their cocktail skills

    • @bivtheast
      @bivtheast 3 месяца назад

      ​@@justinvlogs4590 wow julip is the best word I've ever heard, I'd like to maybe even name a sentient being that someday. It just scratches my very itchy brain just right, julip. God damn

  • @jeromepowell3860
    @jeromepowell3860 3 месяца назад +175

    Nice to see a man who is willing to hire his wife as a personal assistant

    • @magicturtel
      @magicturtel 3 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Prismate
      @Prismate 3 месяца назад +29

      And not pay her

    • @Barbara50357
      @Barbara50357 3 месяца назад +4

      😂😂He thinks hes her manager!

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack Месяц назад +2

      I don't even think they're married. (Not that it would be cool if they were.)

  • @nananderson7259
    @nananderson7259 3 месяца назад +40

    The character at other end of these videos is a saint cuz "pitch in with rent" had me throwing hands with the phone

  • @thefaff999
    @thefaff999 3 месяца назад +94

    Let me break up with him how did we even get this far 😭

  • @careottjuice
    @careottjuice 3 месяца назад +111

    Don't forget, children who had traditional parents and traditional life in the 50s all turned out to be hippies and groupies and rock stars and what not 😂

    • @aidan2453
      @aidan2453 3 месяца назад +12

      Not all but a lot of them did. A lot of them also didn't see that through to later life for various reasons.

    • @psyience3213
      @psyience3213 3 месяца назад +4

      You're forgetting about some major wars that killed most of those good traditional men.

    • @basedokadaizo
      @basedokadaizo 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@@psyience3213 oh, you mean the war we should have never fought? yeah 😢

    • @psyience3213
      @psyience3213 3 месяца назад +6

      @@basedokadaizo warS
      Everyone forgets korea, and how early Vietnam started

    • @ofauvi2089
      @ofauvi2089 3 месяца назад +7

      Vast majority of them did NOT become rockstars 😂
      And hippies were not the majority of those children. You’re looking back at history through a pop culture lens

  • @invisiblestarfish1208
    @invisiblestarfish1208 3 месяца назад +13

    The part where he questioned paying for her rent if he wanted her to host was a nice touch. Many “traditional” guys that I hear of want her to work at a job AND at home, and contribute to the housing cost.

  • @user-hs8vx5vc3m
    @user-hs8vx5vc3m 3 месяца назад +69

    I would pay to see how many outtakes you had to make before getting this done with a straight face

  • @schwifty9520
    @schwifty9520 3 месяца назад +46

    It's actually astounding, never fails to outdo himself. The question is why is she still with him?

    • @tiagodecastro2929
      @tiagodecastro2929 3 месяца назад +21

      I want to see a video of this guy reacting to getting dumped lol

    • @danakchampion
      @danakchampion 3 месяца назад +22

      ​@@tiagodecastro2929 "It came suddenly out of nowhere."

  • @mar1983horrors
    @mar1983horrors 3 месяца назад +10

    You’re so good I physically cannot bring myself to watch the whole thing, I am allergic to this type of man. Bravo and goodbye

  • @tinkutocqueville
    @tinkutocqueville 3 месяца назад +64

    lmao the audible nose-inhale + hands rising at 0:28, *chef's kiss*

  • @TreachourusJdogg
    @TreachourusJdogg 3 месяца назад +65

    My God, I hate this so much.
    I mean for her to emasculate him like this is absolutely preposterous!

  • @nasyagen
    @nasyagen 3 месяца назад +9

    That anxious/angry hand twitch at 1:51 was too perfect 😂

  • @palewolfhowls
    @palewolfhowls 3 месяца назад +16

    When the acting is so good you get mad at him and have to remind yourself it’s just a character and not him 😂

  • @goober6077
    @goober6077 3 месяца назад +12

    the rollercoaster i went through watching this... you are an artist and your art hurts me. ily ❤

  • @goodgollymissmolly7624
    @goodgollymissmolly7624 3 месяца назад +6

    i nearly threw my phone from pure frustration; amazing job, as always!!

  • @JacqueCricket
    @JacqueCricket 3 месяца назад +18

    The video games with cigars and scotch got me lmao

    • @mystique-1337
      @mystique-1337 3 месяца назад +1

      That's what traditional men have been doing for centuries... 🤣

  • @LB-ge8ih
    @LB-ge8ih 3 месяца назад +37

    So appropriate that he insists all the drinks be “old fashioneds.”

  • @Sara-dj3nv
    @Sara-dj3nv 3 месяца назад +10

    If it’s not an arduous task then why doesn’t HE do it 🥱 and if you have guests over then it’s YOUR responsibility to make sure they get served, not the person who didn’t invite them into your SHARED home 😭

  • @Hosterofdarest
    @Hosterofdarest 2 месяца назад +3

    I love how well he plays these characters. It really fits the channel name.

  • @Drosenv
    @Drosenv Месяц назад +1

    Ugh... you're so good at these characters, that I have to take mental health breaks from your channel on occasion because these characters fill me with violent rage.

  • @LSPig
    @LSPig 3 месяца назад +16

    Gushers, pizza rolls, and cocktails? Ah, I remember college.

  • @nzeu725
    @nzeu725 3 месяца назад +11

    She makes more than him and he still dares. He's beyond saving.

  • @parvanirose
    @parvanirose Месяц назад +5

    He’s a traditional man, but doesn’t contribute to the rent? 😂

  • @JaneAustenAteMyCat
    @JaneAustenAteMyCat 3 месяца назад +138

    2:12 "Ok then what do you suggest?" I, good sir, suggest the poodle skirt.

  • @alphastark20
    @alphastark20 3 месяца назад +5

    When I tell you I audibly gasped when he said "pitch in for the rent" and I'm not even a woman

  • @TheBlackVelveteen
    @TheBlackVelveteen 3 месяца назад +5

    “Upon request” is bananassssss

  • @astoldbygator7636
    @astoldbygator7636 4 дня назад +1

    "So you'd allow me to humiliate myself-"
    Yes. Yes. A thousand percent. Yes.

  • @Cashiscool-i2m
    @Cashiscool-i2m 3 месяца назад +13

    Love your content keep doing what you are doing you are a great mind and you work is very taxing if you ever need a break you can take it are community will understand you and help you

  • @mcurryZ
    @mcurryZ 3 месяца назад +13

    By his standards, I don't think it would be very traditional for her to be making more money than him 💀

  • @shannondoe2800
    @shannondoe2800 2 месяца назад +1

    You're very talented! I'm filled with rage

  • @Spencersstory
    @Spencersstory 3 месяца назад +9

    Damn am I the only one who appreciates the "non-alcohol old fashioned"... lmao gold 😂😂

  • @Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living
    @Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living 3 месяца назад +3

    This guy is brilliant at playing “the jerk”. Well acted!

  • @MarkoVukovic0
    @MarkoVukovic0 3 месяца назад +4

    Bahahaha the kicker at the end, he doesn't even pay rent.

  • @primalmagikarp269
    @primalmagikarp269 3 месяца назад +7

    "the whole best buy crew for a little male bonding" gives me a dreadful feeling that he as the manager doesn't hire women

  • @rowandunning6877
    @rowandunning6877 3 месяца назад +24

    Virgin old fashioned is just syrup

  • @altonbaudelaire
    @altonbaudelaire 3 месяца назад +7

    i know his ass goes on facebook and complain about the feminist movement

  • @Johnfkennedy321
    @Johnfkennedy321 3 месяца назад +28

    Typically there is a few people I like at work/school and the others I try to stay as far away from as possible

  • @goferboy2374
    @goferboy2374 3 месяца назад +5

    I’d hope if Jason looks up to you he’d think, “look at this guy taking responsibility for his own guests instead of making his wife do everything, as he should”

  • @neetvillage
    @neetvillage 2 месяца назад +2

    I LITERALLY ROLLED MY EYES WHEN HE SAID "ENGAGING IN SOME POLITICAL DISCUSSION" I NEVER ROLL MY EYES BRO IT WAS AUTOMATIC

  • @ItsJoKeZ
    @ItsJoKeZ 3 месяца назад +5

    this character is beyond brutal but feels so so real

  • @sketchyskies8531
    @sketchyskies8531 3 месяца назад +4

    *He’s just a character, he’s just a character, he’s just a character…*

  • @yosoygringo
    @yosoygringo 3 месяца назад +11

    Such simple requests, can't believe she would be so difficult!

  • @nobodyfamousX
    @nobodyfamousX 3 месяца назад +3

    Being a "traditional man" only works if you make enough to let her be a "traditional woman," and even then it only works if she's into that role.
    I have that going with my wife right now, but I also still help around the house when I'm not working.

  • @pixiepalasmr6881
    @pixiepalasmr6881 2 месяца назад +2

    “Well you’re de-feminizing me by not making enough money then” -My reply to his last comment.

  • @pararanthecaveman
    @pararanthecaveman 3 месяца назад +3

    Dude you are a great actor lmao

  • @Eniez13
    @Eniez13 3 месяца назад +3

    If I ever asked my girlfriend to do something insane like this I would 100% compensate her, be respectful, and make it clear to the guests that they are to be respectful

    • @Eniez13
      @Eniez13 3 месяца назад +4

      but I could never see myself asking her to do that lmaooo

  • @carriemays6935
    @carriemays6935 2 месяца назад +4

    So why is she with him? She makes more, he doesn't help with bills, and he wants a servant? Gross.

  • @fedbia2003
    @fedbia2003 2 месяца назад +2

    My version:
    "Hey babe, I got some friends coming over and we're going to smoke and play D&D. You can join if you want.
    We can go upstairs or I can move your Xbox to your office. Whichever works for you.
    WE'RE GETTING PIZZA :O!!!!"

  • @steele_heart77
    @steele_heart77 3 месяца назад

    I don’t think I’ve ever physically recoiled over one of your skits… bravo, good sir!

  • @Tresdrole123
    @Tresdrole123 3 месяца назад +4

    Your videos are so bad for my health. these characters are so brilliant and my blood pressure goes through the roof

  • @jaynebarry5658
    @jaynebarry5658 2 месяца назад +1

    If she were married to a traditional man, there would be no work for her to be off from.

  • @TickleMyResearch
    @TickleMyResearch Месяц назад +1

    Love the pick of old fashineds for this, it's basically bourbon of whiskey but with fruit and sugar water, perfectly encapsulates people trying to appear manly

  • @samlynx2016
    @samlynx2016 2 месяца назад +1

    Pizza rolls and fruit gushers 😂

  • @kylezucchini
    @kylezucchini 3 месяца назад +2

    Bro specializes in making people hate him

  • @breadcrumbhoarder
    @breadcrumbhoarder 3 месяца назад +8

    Genuinely curious why she hasn’t left this man. Like, there has to be something???

    • @danakchampion
      @danakchampion 3 месяца назад +4

      Only her own internalized misogyny. You know you get used to having a guy like this around when you're a kid, and it feels warm and familiar to have one around the house sometimes. Feels like family.

    • @ioana3946
      @ioana3946 3 месяца назад +5

      He love bombed her like hell in the begining and now she is trauma bonded with him.

  • @phineasfacingforward3460
    @phineasfacingforward3460 3 месяца назад +1

    This is so great for character writing, I love it!🎉❤

  • @MissZetaJones
    @MissZetaJones 3 месяца назад +3

    You make these characters so obnoxious that my body literally resists clicking "like" on your videos. 🤣 Great job, man!

  • @samlynx2016
    @samlynx2016 2 месяца назад +1

    Tbh, if I had a husband who asked for help prepping snacks for his friends to come over (like, he prepares the salad and I prepare the pizza), I would be more than happy to help. BUT, I would NEVER let myself marry a man who asks me to be in a different room when his friends came over, asked me to serve alcohol to his friends, or demand I wait on them.

  • @aldrogo7510
    @aldrogo7510 12 дней назад

    gushers in a decorative bowl for presentation purposes was a nice touch 😆

  • @Thomas-vm1jy
    @Thomas-vm1jy 3 месяца назад +62

    the traditional man sounds like a Redditor

    • @PowerHungryFool
      @PowerHungryFool 3 месяца назад +9

      Wyatt would destroy this man

    • @qwertbird2833
      @qwertbird2833 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@PowerHungryFool God I hope we get to see that

  • @Vgjhkbtucru
    @Vgjhkbtucru 3 месяца назад +3

    I straight up gagged, you should get an oscar for this

  • @shinobi99w
    @shinobi99w 2 месяца назад +1

    I'd love to see those political discussions

  • @NingYaakappa
    @NingYaakappa 3 месяца назад +3

    sorry man, your characters are so frighteningly well acted that if I see you irl I'll run in the opposite direction

  • @gabecornett8185
    @gabecornett8185 Месяц назад +1

    Love the way he covers up his gross habits by just getting a more expensive version of beer and cigarettes

  • @Taegreth
    @Taegreth 3 месяца назад +4

    If only he asked her with some manners and appreciation. But he can't do that because it's too emasculating.

  • @FairyTalePapow
    @FairyTalePapow 3 месяца назад +7

    That sweater pisses me off to an ungodly level, great pick

  • @jentaylor2494
    @jentaylor2494 3 месяца назад +1

    It's being banished to her bedroom whilst the "men talk politics", unless needed to serve drinks & snacks... in her OWN apartment... that he doesn't contribute to...
    In the words of Ms Charlotte Dobre - "Absolutely. Not."

  • @AnnaLuchia
    @AnnaLuchia 3 месяца назад +2

    I kept waiting for him to duck a plate hurling in his direction.😂

  • @Ilovechocolatelabs
    @Ilovechocolatelabs 3 месяца назад +1

    Not one person who works at Best Buy smokes cigars or drinks scotch

  • @saulgoodman2071
    @saulgoodman2071 3 месяца назад +2

    You should make “insecure boyfriend goes to the gym” episode. That would be untapped gold

  • @GeorgeSavrille
    @GeorgeSavrille 20 дней назад

    Bro doesn't want a girlfriend-- bro wants a waiter.

  • @kingofgrim4761
    @kingofgrim4761 3 месяца назад +10

    The fact I can predict some of these lines just because of some of the men in my family/friends families I’ve seen is terrifying but brilliant

  • @Observer-f5p
    @Observer-f5p 2 месяца назад +1

    and we’re just lying on the bed like 👁️👄👁️

  • @Odande
    @Odande 3 месяца назад +2

    Just want to say that you're an absolutely incredible actor, the accurate portrayal of the douchebags that you copy is so accurate without extreme hyperbole. It's incredibly believable that all these conversations are real

  • @spyrofan9681
    @spyrofan9681 3 месяца назад +1

    To make a really good old fashioned add acid before serving, the ratio should be 100% acid, 0 anything else.

  • @anastan5445
    @anastan5445 2 месяца назад

    How do you make these characters SO accurate in all their ridiculous glory, that for a few minutes i become so absorbed into the narrative that i actually feel a spike in my blood pressure. 😂

  • @KEOSHAANEILIA
    @KEOSHAANEILIA 3 месяца назад +3

    The audacity and delusions are both WILD. 2:18 we you suggest you leave us the hell alone. 😂 Wow, this is triggering haha

  • @AimeeKateKelly
    @AimeeKateKelly 3 месяца назад +2

    So many men love this when their partner not only waits on him but his friends as well like that’s the sign of a ”good girlfriend” .. I CANNOT 🤦🏻‍♀️