Dont know what gushers are but what food you eat doesnt make you less traditional the worst part is he is says he is traditional but lives with a woman outside marriage and doesn't even pay rent
@@monito3575yeah really. He's one of those people that wants to aquire himself a trad wife without being an actual traditional husband. You know...making all the money and providing. He's just lazy.
@@monito3575they are little sugar snacks for little kids that are reaaallly unhealthy and have tons of processed, artificial and overall awful ingredients that would probably take away a few years off of your life if you ate too many
The plot twist at the end, when it is HER APARTMENT THE WHOLE TIME. HE INVITED HIMSELF AND HIS FRIENDS TO HER APARTMENT AND EXPECTS HER TO PLAY WAITER holy heck my blood pressure
Didnt even realize that part tbh I was so dumbfounded at the fact that he was playing video games with gushers and pizza rolls (which Im sure is a good experience although point being he is a “traditional man” therefore none of that is traditional by any means) and demanded his partner to get everything prepared so they could have their “traditional” night. This guy is too good at playing these characters 😂😂
I think they already live together (other shorts with the character support this), he's just so lazy and entitled that he hasn't been contributing to rent.
"So you'd really allow me to humilliate myself in front of other men?" When I tell you my mouth literally dropped lol. One of the manliest men I know (A friend of my parents') serves cocktails and snacks to the people that come over to his house and no one dares question his masculinity, he is also quite keen on cooking...it's called being a normal person with skills, and it's not gendered.
@@herecomesazamiAlso boomers arent like this anymore bc even they evolved to fit 1990's culture, and then later 2000's and 2020's (but those arent needed).
Jason's going to be devastated when he sees "trad" man walk out with a bowl of gushers and a non-alcoholic drink for him. He might accidentally get the idea that it's okay to do nice things for your friends instead of making your girlfriend do them for you on her one day off. She should be ashamed of herself, really, for even suggesting this.
Yeah, it's only a flex if you can actually DO it lol. I wonder what this guy can actually do, other than stack shelves and open doors for his girlfriend....?
@@Sylvie_without_surname You can tell he so *badly* wants to emmulate the "traditional man" life style but clearly doesn't have the financial means to do so, so he instead opts for this weird mismatch of "traditional" aesthetics like cigars and whiskey combined with stuff he can actually afford at his local grocery shop.
@@Grey_3438 Throw in the fact the the only people he can get on board with all this are teenagers, maybe an early twenty something. Most of whom will probably try to forget about this extremely embarrassing phase in a few years
@Grey_3438I assumed it's because he's a picky eater, like a little kid. Never worked on those acquired tastes or challenged himself in a culinary sense. Only stuck to the shallow, empty pleasures of chemically processed trash. If anything, I'd pity the cigars and whiskey for being served alongside such vulgar fair, and to such a vulgar man. If a guy is gonna act like a trad man, he should be able to make a nice cocktail and know how to serve his guests.
Oh it always felt nice for me when people talked to me in that tone because it made me feel like they wanted to make sure that I understand and that I'm okay with everything 😭
There was an ep of Malcolm in the Middle where Hal got a job at a Best Buy type store and tries hard to make impress and make friends with 20 somethings that worked there. When he finally gets invited to the party and sees how they live and how they act outside of work, he realizes time spent with his family and friends his own age is better
Most of the men on both sides of the family are very old school and traditional (half are immigrants too) in one way or another but ALL of them serve the guests in their household on their own, and the cultures on both sides are quite different. You walk into the house and first thing they ask is “would you like a drink? A snack? Are you hungry?” Bc its called being a gotdamn competent host, and that skill is unisex
@@marcosgonzalez4207 ????? An old fashioned is a drink, made from bourbon or rye whiskey, with orange bitters and ground up sugar, usually served in a lowball glass with a large ice cube, and garnished with an orange peel. It comes from an earlier cocktail called a “bittered sling”
I actually looked it up and you can get a base without alcohol, but to do that just for one person seems excessive. Just serve them an ice tea with the orange or something imo
@@magicturtelI think it's whiskey (might be specifically bourbon, but not sure), and then I know it has bitters and a cherry (possibly also an orange peel?). Sorry for not knowing all the stuff in it, I knew a bit and wanted to help share what I knew.
Really funny to think of a muddler as a special tool. You absolutely right, it's very specific and only people with a bar set of some kind would have one. But they are also essentially a blunt stick lol. Come to think of it, I should get one of my own. I enjoy a good old-fashioned or mint julip.
Could use any lighter really and a blunt object like the handle of a wood spoon can be used as a muddler but still it is more complicated than the mixed drinks people usually have at house parties which is typically alcohol and mixers. Not many people are whipping out oranges, let alone a lighter and a muddler for at home mixed drinks unless they want to flex their cocktail skills
@@justinvlogs4590 wow julip is the best word I've ever heard, I'd like to maybe even name a sentient being that someday. It just scratches my very itchy brain just right, julip. God damn
The part where he questioned paying for her rent if he wanted her to host was a nice touch. Many “traditional” guys that I hear of want her to work at a job AND at home, and contribute to the housing cost.
Don't forget, children who had traditional parents and traditional life in the 50s all turned out to be hippies and groupies and rock stars and what not 😂
Vast majority of them did NOT become rockstars 😂 And hippies were not the majority of those children. You’re looking back at history through a pop culture lens
Ugh... you're so good at these characters, that I have to take mental health breaks from your channel on occasion because these characters fill me with violent rage.
Love your content keep doing what you are doing you are a great mind and you work is very taxing if you ever need a break you can take it are community will understand you and help you
If it’s not an arduous task then why doesn’t HE do it 🥱 and if you have guests over then it’s YOUR responsibility to make sure they get served, not the person who didn’t invite them into your SHARED home 😭
I’d hope if Jason looks up to you he’d think, “look at this guy taking responsibility for his own guests instead of making his wife do everything, as he should”
My version: "Hey babe, I got some friends coming over and we're going to smoke and play D&D. You can join if you want. We can go upstairs or I can move your Xbox to your office. Whichever works for you. WE'RE GETTING PIZZA :O!!!!"
How do you make these characters SO accurate in all their ridiculous glory, that for a few minutes i become so absorbed into the narrative that i actually feel a spike in my blood pressure. 😂
Being a "traditional man" only works if you make enough to let her be a "traditional woman," and even then it only works if she's into that role. I have that going with my wife right now, but I also still help around the house when I'm not working.
Love the pick of old fashineds for this, it's basically bourbon of whiskey but with fruit and sugar water, perfectly encapsulates people trying to appear manly
If I ever asked my girlfriend to do something insane like this I would 100% compensate her, be respectful, and make it clear to the guests that they are to be respectful
Tbh, if I had a husband who asked for help prepping snacks for his friends to come over (like, he prepares the salad and I prepare the pizza), I would be more than happy to help. BUT, I would NEVER let myself marry a man who asks me to be in a different room when his friends came over, asked me to serve alcohol to his friends, or demand I wait on them.
Only her own internalized misogyny. You know you get used to having a guy like this around when you're a kid, and it feels warm and familiar to have one around the house sometimes. Feels like family.
Just want to say that you're an absolutely incredible actor, the accurate portrayal of the douchebags that you copy is so accurate without extreme hyperbole. It's incredibly believable that all these conversations are real
It's being banished to her bedroom whilst the "men talk politics", unless needed to serve drinks & snacks... in her OWN apartment... that he doesn't contribute to... In the words of Ms Charlotte Dobre - "Absolutely. Not."
He's a "traditional man" but he's gonna play video games while eating pizza rolls and gushers
Dont know what gushers are but what food you eat doesnt make you less traditional the worst part is he is says he is traditional but lives with a woman outside marriage and doesn't even pay rent
@@monito3575yeah really. He's one of those people that wants to aquire himself a trad wife without being an actual traditional husband. You know...making all the money and providing. He's just lazy.
Aye man… I will not tolerate pizza rolls and gushers slander.
@@monito3575 'gushers' im pretty sure refers to 'fruit gushers' which is a candy. for children.
@@monito3575they are little sugar snacks for little kids that are reaaallly unhealthy and have tons of processed, artificial and overall awful ingredients that would probably take away a few years off of your life if you ate too many
The plot twist at the end, when it is HER APARTMENT THE WHOLE TIME. HE INVITED HIMSELF AND HIS FRIENDS TO HER APARTMENT AND EXPECTS HER TO PLAY WAITER holy heck my blood pressure
Didnt even realize that part tbh I was so dumbfounded at the fact that he was playing video games with gushers and pizza rolls (which Im sure is a good experience although point being he is a “traditional man” therefore none of that is traditional by any means) and demanded his partner to get everything prepared so they could have their “traditional” night. This guy is too good at playing these characters 😂😂
@@flyersfan28-2The gushers are for Aiden.
@@ianmsutherland oh. My bad thats a way more traditional. Nevermind he is clearly a role model for his coworkers at bestbuy
don't stress out about made up scenarios to jokes. that's absurd
I think they already live together (other shorts with the character support this), he's just so lazy and entitled that he hasn't been contributing to rent.
Why does this character always talk down to his partner like he's their manager ✋🏾😭
Followup question: why do managers talk down to employees like this?
Follow up question: why do my employees get uncomfortable when I talk down to them
Followup question: why is my hamster gay and how can i support him?
He'll never be a manager at Best Buy so he'll play pretend at home. 😅
@@DuckyYDmaybe cuz even subordinates deserve Respect for the work they do in the completion of their duties?
"So you'd really allow me to humilliate myself in front of other men?"
When I tell you my mouth literally dropped lol. One of the manliest men I know (A friend of my parents') serves cocktails and snacks to the people that come over to his house and no one dares question his masculinity, he is also quite keen on cooking...it's called being a normal person with skills, and it's not gendered.
Are there people actually like this aside from boomers?
@@herecomesazamiunfortunately, yes. Just look at the "alpha dudes" making their podcast and their audience. Lots of them are in their 20's-30's.
@@herecomesazamiAlso boomers arent like this anymore bc even they evolved to fit 1990's culture, and then later 2000's and 2020's (but those arent needed).
My grandad was an amazing cook while maintaining very traditional roles as you'd expect from someone born in the '30s 😅
My husband too he loves cooking and making food for his guest and it doesn't have any effect on his masculinity 😊
Jason's going to be devastated when he sees "trad" man walk out with a bowl of gushers and a non-alcoholic drink for him. He might accidentally get the idea that it's okay to do nice things for your friends instead of making your girlfriend do them for you on her one day off. She should be ashamed of herself, really, for even suggesting this.
*girlfriend
They never said they were married, and hopefully it doesn’t get there lol
@@Zack-bl2gg I forgot to revise that part after I noticed they weren't married. Thanks!
And yeah, hopefully they never get that far 😅
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Nahhh cocktail making skills are a flex not an embarrassment.
Definitely, when done voluntarily
its really not hard, been working at bars for years, and dipshit can mix drinks lol
Not when this guy does it, he can't do cocktails
You're emasculating him! Because he can't make cocktail. Shame on you!
Yeah, it's only a flex if you can actually DO it lol.
I wonder what this guy can actually do, other than stack shelves and open doors for his girlfriend....?
This character is like a combination of Warren and the man child husband. It's so unbearable I love it!
You're right!
Who’s Warren again?
The guy with a bad relationship with his mom. Always is that simple
Unbearable that’s the word Ive been looking for
Unbearable is the perfect word 😂
The sheer contrast between whiskey and cigars and then pizza rolls and candy is such an immaculate summary of a certain kind of guy
Old fashioneds and gushers. I can feel my blood sugar spiking just thinking about it.
@@Sylvie_without_surname You can tell he so *badly* wants to emmulate the "traditional man" life style but clearly doesn't have the financial means to do so, so he instead opts for this weird mismatch of "traditional" aesthetics like cigars and whiskey combined with stuff he can actually afford at his local grocery shop.
@@MySchoolProject15 My stomach has been churned
@@Grey_3438 Throw in the fact the the only people he can get on board with all this are teenagers, maybe an early twenty something. Most of whom will probably try to forget about this extremely embarrassing phase in a few years
@Grey_3438I assumed it's because he's a picky eater, like a little kid. Never worked on those acquired tastes or challenged himself in a culinary sense. Only stuck to the shallow, empty pleasures of chemically processed trash.
If anything, I'd pity the cigars and whiskey for being served alongside such vulgar fair, and to such a vulgar man.
If a guy is gonna act like a trad man, he should be able to make a nice cocktail and know how to serve his guests.
When I was young I saw my mother let my father emasculate himself by letting him get his own beer out of the fridge. I've been blackpilled ever since.
😂😂😂😂😂 oh no!
The horror! I'm so sorry you had to witness that! I'm sure your father never recovered from the humiliation
I come to this channel for my daily dose of gratitude as a single woman
The Slappable Jerk is your gratitude practice!
just remember: all guys are like this.
How dare you! Who'll serve food and pay the rent for all the traditional men out there?! Outrageous!
I hate people who talk like this. They act like whatever they are saying is obvious and pair it with stupid hand gestures.
And that smirk...
the same people that refer to themselves as “an intellectual” 💀
Oh it always felt nice for me when people talked to me in that tone because it made me feel like they wanted to make sure that I understand and that I'm okay with everything 😭
@spacecat942 It depends on the context. If it was your manager at work giving you instructions that's one thing, but your boyfriend? Hell no😅
its so patronizing…i hate it.
This man had the audacity to demand a non-alcoholic Old Fashioned 😂
Just hand him a sugar cube and an orange peel 😂
@@SpoonsireDon't forget the cherry! Maybe a cherry gusher
I'm so glad someone pointed this out.
Coffee?
I came looking for this comment 😂
"Best Buy Crew" gave me so much second hand embarrassment
There was an ep of Malcolm in the Middle where Hal got a job at a Best Buy type store and tries hard to make impress and make friends with 20 somethings that worked there. When he finally gets invited to the party and sees how they live and how they act outside of work, he realizes time spent with his family and friends his own age is better
Most of the men on both sides of the family are very old school and traditional (half are immigrants too) in one way or another but ALL of them serve the guests in their household on their own, and the cultures on both sides are quite different. You walk into the house and first thing they ask is “would you like a drink? A snack? Are you hungry?” Bc its called being a gotdamn competent host, and that skill is unisex
I love how swiftly this evolved from a question about availability into a detailed list of demands 😂
“…only going to do this if I pitch in for the rent?” Is wild 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
HE HASN'T BEEN PAYING RENT?!?!?!
“Non alcoholic old fashioned” my dude an old fashioned is literally 95 percent whiskey I hope he likes sugar and orange bitters
Bitters are alcoholic too 😭 just syrup
@@ijornhribrudkrvir lmao in a real old fashioned it’s granulated sugar with an orange peel and ice then 😅😅😅
The lemonade is old fashioned and non alcoholic
@@marcosgonzalez4207 ????? An old fashioned is a drink, made from bourbon or rye whiskey, with orange bitters and ground up sugar, usually served in a lowball glass with a large ice cube, and garnished with an orange peel. It comes from an earlier cocktail called a “bittered sling”
I actually looked it up and you can get a base without alcohol, but to do that just for one person seems excessive. Just serve them an ice tea with the orange or something imo
"...or in the kitchen, which would probably be better" ok bro 😭😭
Gotta love how they act like the work is so easy, yet THEY DON'T WANT TO PUT IN THE EFFORT TO DO IT. Stop. It hurts. 🥺
For him to make those type of requests he better be earning 500k a month and let her stay home all day lol.
For those who don't know, making an Old Fashioned is time consuming and involves special equipment, including a 'muddler' and a butane lighter.
Really I had no idea. What is it made of?
@@magicturtelI think it's whiskey (might be specifically bourbon, but not sure), and then I know it has bitters and a cherry (possibly also an orange peel?). Sorry for not knowing all the stuff in it, I knew a bit and wanted to help share what I knew.
Really funny to think of a muddler as a special tool. You absolutely right, it's very specific and only people with a bar set of some kind would have one. But they are also essentially a blunt stick lol.
Come to think of it, I should get one of my own. I enjoy a good old-fashioned or mint julip.
Could use any lighter really and a blunt object like the handle of a wood spoon can be used as a muddler but still it is more complicated than the mixed drinks people usually have at house parties which is typically alcohol and mixers. Not many people are whipping out oranges, let alone a lighter and a muddler for at home mixed drinks unless they want to flex their cocktail skills
@@justinvlogs4590 wow julip is the best word I've ever heard, I'd like to maybe even name a sentient being that someday. It just scratches my very itchy brain just right, julip. God damn
It's not real. It's a skit.
It's not real. It's a skit.
It's not real. It's a skit.
WHY AM I STILL UPSET
Because he has a real slappable face if he wants to.
Unless he's Teddy, then that's a lovable face.
Because there are guys out there that literally do this?
Because this skit reflects reality.
@@greed94his name? The Slappable Jerk. His power? Being extremely slappable when he wants to be. I think he will be a great addition to the team
The part where he questioned paying for her rent if he wanted her to host was a nice touch. Many “traditional” guys that I hear of want her to work at a job AND at home, and contribute to the housing cost.
Nice to see a man who is willing to hire his wife as a personal assistant
😂😂😂😂😂
And not pay her
😂😂He thinks hes her manager!
I don't even think they're married. (Not that it would be cool if they were.)
The character at other end of these videos is a saint cuz "pitch in with rent" had me throwing hands with the phone
You’re so good I physically cannot bring myself to watch the whole thing, I am allergic to this type of man. Bravo and goodbye
Don't forget, children who had traditional parents and traditional life in the 50s all turned out to be hippies and groupies and rock stars and what not 😂
Not all but a lot of them did. A lot of them also didn't see that through to later life for various reasons.
You're forgetting about some major wars that killed most of those good traditional men.
@@psyience3213 oh, you mean the war we should have never fought? yeah 😢
@@basedokadaizo warS
Everyone forgets korea, and how early Vietnam started
Vast majority of them did NOT become rockstars 😂
And hippies were not the majority of those children. You’re looking back at history through a pop culture lens
I would pay to see how many outtakes you had to make before getting this done with a straight face
Let me break up with him how did we even get this far 😭
the rollercoaster i went through watching this... you are an artist and your art hurts me. ily ❤
It's actually astounding, never fails to outdo himself. The question is why is she still with him?
I want to see a video of this guy reacting to getting dumped lol
@@tiagodecastro2929 "It came suddenly out of nowhere."
lmao the audible nose-inhale + hands rising at 0:28, *chef's kiss*
That anxious/angry hand twitch at 1:51 was too perfect 😂
i nearly threw my phone from pure frustration; amazing job, as always!!
Ugh... you're so good at these characters, that I have to take mental health breaks from your channel on occasion because these characters fill me with violent rage.
When the acting is so good you get mad at him and have to remind yourself it’s just a character and not him 😂
My God, I hate this so much.
I mean for her to emasculate him like this is absolutely preposterous!
Love your content keep doing what you are doing you are a great mind and you work is very taxing if you ever need a break you can take it are community will understand you and help you
2:12 "Ok then what do you suggest?" I, good sir, suggest the poodle skirt.
I love how well he plays these characters. It really fits the channel name.
The video games with cigars and scotch got me lmao
That's what traditional men have been doing for centuries... 🤣
If it’s not an arduous task then why doesn’t HE do it 🥱 and if you have guests over then it’s YOUR responsibility to make sure they get served, not the person who didn’t invite them into your SHARED home 😭
So appropriate that he insists all the drinks be “old fashioneds.”
Gushers, pizza rolls, and cocktails? Ah, I remember college.
“Upon request” is bananassssss
You're very talented! I'm filled with rage
She makes more than him and he still dares. He's beyond saving.
When I tell you I audibly gasped when he said "pitch in for the rent" and I'm not even a woman
Damn am I the only one who appreciates the "non-alcohol old fashioned"... lmao gold 😂😂
Bahahaha the kicker at the end, he doesn't even pay rent.
This guy is brilliant at playing “the jerk”. Well acted!
"So you'd allow me to humiliate myself-"
Yes. Yes. A thousand percent. Yes.
He’s a traditional man, but doesn’t contribute to the rent? 😂
By his standards, I don't think it would be very traditional for her to be making more money than him 💀
Your videos are so bad for my health. these characters are so brilliant and my blood pressure goes through the roof
Typically there is a few people I like at work/school and the others I try to stay as far away from as possible
Are*
@@Berryationslike grammar police
Such simple requests, can't believe she would be so difficult!
I don’t think I’ve ever physically recoiled over one of your skits… bravo, good sir!
Dude you are a great actor lmao
"the whole best buy crew for a little male bonding" gives me a dreadful feeling that he as the manager doesn't hire women
I’d hope if Jason looks up to you he’d think, “look at this guy taking responsibility for his own guests instead of making his wife do everything, as he should”
My version:
"Hey babe, I got some friends coming over and we're going to smoke and play D&D. You can join if you want.
We can go upstairs or I can move your Xbox to your office. Whichever works for you.
WE'RE GETTING PIZZA :O!!!!"
Virgin old fashioned is just syrup
don't forget the orange peel!
And a huge cube, shard, or sphere of ice
This is so great for character writing, I love it!🎉❤
i know his ass goes on facebook and complain about the feminist movement
You make these characters so obnoxious that my body literally resists clicking "like" on your videos. 🤣 Great job, man!
I LITERALLY ROLLED MY EYES WHEN HE SAID "ENGAGING IN SOME POLITICAL DISCUSSION" I NEVER ROLL MY EYES BRO IT WAS AUTOMATIC
*He’s just a character, he’s just a character, he’s just a character…*
gushers in a decorative bowl for presentation purposes was a nice touch 😆
this character is beyond brutal but feels so so real
How do you make these characters SO accurate in all their ridiculous glory, that for a few minutes i become so absorbed into the narrative that i actually feel a spike in my blood pressure. 😂
Being a "traditional man" only works if you make enough to let her be a "traditional woman," and even then it only works if she's into that role.
I have that going with my wife right now, but I also still help around the house when I'm not working.
I kept waiting for him to duck a plate hurling in his direction.😂
I'd love to see those political discussions
Love the pick of old fashineds for this, it's basically bourbon of whiskey but with fruit and sugar water, perfectly encapsulates people trying to appear manly
I think this might be the one. You’ve done such great work. It’s time to stop! I can’t bear them anymore but I can’t look away!
So why is she with him? She makes more, he doesn't help with bills, and he wants a servant? Gross.
Pizza rolls and fruit gushers 😂
If I ever asked my girlfriend to do something insane like this I would 100% compensate her, be respectful, and make it clear to the guests that they are to be respectful
but I could never see myself asking her to do that lmaooo
The audacity and delusions are both WILD. 2:18 we you suggest you leave us the hell alone. 😂 Wow, this is triggering haha
I straight up gagged, you should get an oscar for this
Tbh, if I had a husband who asked for help prepping snacks for his friends to come over (like, he prepares the salad and I prepare the pizza), I would be more than happy to help. BUT, I would NEVER let myself marry a man who asks me to be in a different room when his friends came over, asked me to serve alcohol to his friends, or demand I wait on them.
“Well you’re de-feminizing me by not making enough money then” -My reply to his last comment.
I lost it when he said Gushers were gonna go with the scotch and cigars, lord help me 😂
Genuinely curious why she hasn’t left this man. Like, there has to be something???
Only her own internalized misogyny. You know you get used to having a guy like this around when you're a kid, and it feels warm and familiar to have one around the house sometimes. Feels like family.
He love bombed her like hell in the begining and now she is trauma bonded with him.
Just want to say that you're an absolutely incredible actor, the accurate portrayal of the douchebags that you copy is so accurate without extreme hyperbole. It's incredibly believable that all these conversations are real
That sweater pisses me off to an ungodly level, great pick
It's being banished to her bedroom whilst the "men talk politics", unless needed to serve drinks & snacks... in her OWN apartment... that he doesn't contribute to...
In the words of Ms Charlotte Dobre - "Absolutely. Not."
You are amazing actor😂😂😂 i really Love These videos
sorry man, your characters are so frighteningly well acted that if I see you irl I'll run in the opposite direction
that twist at the end had me saying GOODBYE out loud
"Excellent, excellent" 😂😂
Love the way he covers up his gross habits by just getting a more expensive version of beer and cigarettes
“Best Buy crew” is gold
The fact I can predict some of these lines just because of some of the men in my family/friends families I’ve seen is terrifying but brilliant
If only he asked her with some manners and appreciation. But he can't do that because it's too emasculating.
Bro specializes in making people hate him
You should make “insecure boyfriend goes to the gym” episode. That would be untapped gold
If she were married to a traditional man, there would be no work for her to be off from.