You’re sick with the flu but your boyfriend is a self-proclaimed “traditional man”

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @kayfimt7769
    @kayfimt7769 3 месяца назад +3553

    I love that the breakfast “I prepared myself” is reheated takeout pizza.

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 3 месяца назад +248

      At least he's being proper and using a knife and fork … that he will refuse to wash.

    • @theslappablejerk
      @theslappablejerk  3 месяца назад +542

      I know, why isn’t she making homemade pizza? 😕

    • @maxsxsx10211
      @maxsxsx10211 3 месяца назад +81

      The fact it’s probably not even reheated 😂

    • @kayfimt7769
      @kayfimt7769 3 месяца назад +54

      @@maxsxsx10211 if he’s just eating it cold because he couldn’t work the microwave that’s even better.

    • @DocDocGoose15
      @DocDocGoose15 3 месяца назад +15

      ​@maxsxsx10211 Honestly though leftover pizza tastes better without being reheated

  • @lanye2708
    @lanye2708 3 месяца назад +3139

    a five-hour "grueling" shift.

    • @MattMelon519
      @MattMelon519 3 месяца назад +422

      the poor guy has to wake up early to make his 11 am shift

    • @Shasta69
      @Shasta69 3 месяца назад +401

      11 - 5. Isn't that a 6 hour shift? Which would make it even 'Gruelinger.'

    • @TumbleWeed411
      @TumbleWeed411 3 месяца назад +123

      After an all nighter playing the switch trying to become a professional gamer...uh yeah, his wife needs to pick up the pace...or shes going to have a very much needed talk about responsibility.

    • @Saifthebest01
      @Saifthebest01 3 месяца назад +34

      @@Shasta69lunch break

    • @Shasta69
      @Shasta69 3 месяца назад +57

      @@Saifthebest01 Aha! So he puts in a grueling hour, from 11 - 12 then gets only an hour for a much needed lunch break? Yeah ... Then 4 solid hours until 5?!! Whoa!! His girlfriend needs to reassess her role in this relationship and try actually pulling her weight!

  • @alecstrickland7182
    @alecstrickland7182 3 месяца назад +1225

    Often times actors will only pretend to eat food during a scene in case they need to do multiple takes. The fact that he is actually eating here speaks to his confidence in performing this role correctly on the first take - he's so good at being a piece of shit at this point

    • @katwrites2536
      @katwrites2536 3 месяца назад +57

      Omg great observation, you’re right

    • @kbity1
      @kbity1 3 месяца назад +56

      or he just really likes pizza

    • @centurionpan3400
      @centurionpan3400 3 месяца назад +51

      Half the pizzas missing he might’ve done multiple takes

    • @Tontoquienloleation
      @Tontoquienloleation 3 месяца назад +14

      @@centurionpan3400 Because that's supposed to be reheated leftover pizza.

    • @teshgsgsh1791
      @teshgsgsh1791 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@TontoquienloleationI think they mean the slice has been cut into

  • @rebelfriend1818
    @rebelfriend1818 3 месяца назад +2148

    thats a comically large coffee mug

    • @theslappablejerk
      @theslappablejerk  3 месяца назад +784

      I’m trying to compensate for something

    • @igobysoul
      @igobysoul 3 месяца назад +94

      I think you mean coffee bowl with a handle...

    • @igoryanga
      @igoryanga 3 месяца назад +59

      Awfully hot coffee pot

    • @kindauncool
      @kindauncool 3 месяца назад +18

      +@@igoryanga Should I drop it on Donald Trump?

    • @The1of1000
      @The1of1000 3 месяца назад +14

      @@kindauncoolprolly’ not!

  • @m0L3ify
    @m0L3ify 3 месяца назад +961

    I can't believe he put that cold pizza on his plate all by himself. He's so brave.

  • @mageyplss
    @mageyplss 3 месяца назад +586

    Bro thinks that 6 hours at Best Buy is the equivalent of a 25 hour work day in the mines

    • @pucamisc
      @pucamisc 3 месяца назад +54

      He said 5 hour shift though, implying an hour unpaid lunch break

    • @mageyplss
      @mageyplss 3 месяца назад +13

      @@pucamisc That makes a lot more sense actually

    • @padarousou
      @padarousou 3 месяца назад +25

      Bro acts like he's coming home after a long day of laying railroad tracks

    • @robyourchez
      @robyourchez 2 месяца назад +1

      "25 hour" "day" something isn't adding up

    • @mageyplss
      @mageyplss 2 месяца назад +7

      @@robyourchez The joke is that that would literally be more work than is physically possible. Or that this is persona 3

  • @cherryhazard8002
    @cherryhazard8002 3 месяца назад +1026

    But as soon as HE is the sick one, he expects her to go to work, make soup for him, give him massages, give him medicine, clean up after him, etc. It's all about not putting effort in and having his demands met at the same time. Stay away from people like this, anyone who is worth your time will take care of you when you are sick and expect for you to do the same.

    • @FordRangerClassics
      @FordRangerClassics 3 месяца назад +35

      That's America's typical man nowadays. Or at least how they want to see themselves, but they honestly can't afford to

    • @lilycloud510
      @lilycloud510 3 месяца назад +10

      @@FordRangerClassicswhat??? Where have you gotten this information? My husband is legitimately the opposite of this guy. He likes his coffee cold and sweet, he brings me stuffies and pasta when I'm feeling sick, and he always considers us a team. You can absolutely find a good man, you just gotta look

    • @FordRangerClassics
      @FordRangerClassics 3 месяца назад +28

      @@lilycloud510 you missed the point so badly yet you see it somehow in action

    • @GhostsRustyKnee
      @GhostsRustyKnee 3 месяца назад +20

      I've heard stories about guys like this purposely puking anywhere because they know their girlfriend will clean it up, and they brag about it. I don't know how they get into relationships.

    • @KevinLuper99
      @KevinLuper99 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@FordRangerClassicsbullshit. If my ex was sick I would've taken care of her until she's better. Clearly it didn't pan out but it was for reasons other than what you're talking about. 😂

  • @Chilli_The_Kid
    @Chilli_The_Kid 3 месяца назад +1499

    I swear the fact he's mad at her having the flu, because he has to make his own breakfast makes my blood boil and the fact he's a "traditional man" yet doesn't even care to help his sick girlfriend is so on point😤

    • @danakchampion
      @danakchampion 3 месяца назад +78

      And by make his own breakfast, he means he had to find that piece of pizza in the fridge. And maybe microwave it, if he was feeling extra fancy.

    • @fluffbuck3t
      @fluffbuck3t 3 месяца назад +3

      why not two points?

    • @janebaker4912
      @janebaker4912 3 месяца назад +41

      He's a traditional man, but she works too.

    • @jaytech1962
      @jaytech1962 3 месяца назад +1

      Why you take it so personal? lol

    • @Chilli_The_Kid
      @Chilli_The_Kid 3 месяца назад +4

      @@fluffbuck3t I meant *on point*

  • @markerbirthday
    @markerbirthday 3 месяца назад +328

    I thought it said “husband” instead of “boyfriend” and sighed in genuine relief at the fact that these fictional characters are not in a legal partnership. Phew

  • @jvdos
    @jvdos 3 месяца назад +1023

    This guy manages to make the most annoying mouth noises, its a skill.
    As someone who gets super annoyed by those sounds, It seems like a balance between making them annoying, and making them too obvious that they’re no longer bothersome.
    EDIT: I almost included Misophonia in my comment but i ended up not, but it looks like evryone caught on lol

    • @SJ-di5zu
      @SJ-di5zu 3 месяца назад +46

      Dude I don’t understand why so many people legit eat like this. It’s so obnoxious and gross

    • @helxis
      @helxis 3 месяца назад +23

      Welcome to having misophonia. I almost couldn't watch this video.

    • @Chicken620
      @Chicken620 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@helxis Yes! Same! Is that what hatred of eating noises is called? I've never actually taken the time to look it up!

    • @ladyraven3418
      @ladyraven3418 3 месяца назад +13

      @@helxis Yep. I felt so HOSTILE towards the useless boyfriend in this video. Very stabby!

    • @fernandotrevinocastro1018
      @fernandotrevinocastro1018 3 месяца назад +4

      and he does it at a pace so calm but not yet slow, how are you chill being this much of an ahh.

  • @pamelagood8077
    @pamelagood8077 3 месяца назад +376

    It's just a sketch, it's just a sketch, it's just a sketch....breath...damn, these are so good, I can feel my fight or flight kick in.

    • @Ribbitplease
      @Ribbitplease 2 месяца назад +4

      These videos need trigger warnings fr 😂

  • @camtblack
    @camtblack 3 месяца назад +93

    The perfect modern traditional man, playing the Nintendo switch with breakfast, just like our fathers read the morning paper. Adapting to modern times.

  • @yosoygringo
    @yosoygringo 3 месяца назад +346

    Wait till this guy finds out about "in sickness and in health"

    • @MisterSisterFister666
      @MisterSisterFister666 3 месяца назад +1

      He'll think it only applies when he's sick

    • @dontmindmefangirling3123
      @dontmindmefangirling3123 3 месяца назад +6

      He already does, that's why his dear wife has to do the chores a woman should even when sick /s

    • @MatthewJarvis-zw2sz
      @MatthewJarvis-zw2sz Месяц назад

      "Traditional" guy doesn't believe in marriage, according to a more recent video! Therefore, he doesn't need to worry about "in sickness and in health" ;)

  • @whyamihereidontknow9067
    @whyamihereidontknow9067 3 месяца назад +571

    She was clearly trying to emasculate her hard-working husband by asking him where the sugar is and if he could clean! Where does this lady get off?

    • @DibbzTV
      @DibbzTV 3 месяца назад +36

      Such entitlement from her right?

    • @TumbleWeed411
      @TumbleWeed411 3 месяца назад +23

      She gets off at the next stop.

    • @theoriginalkrabbypatty
      @theoriginalkrabbypatty 3 месяца назад +9

      If she kept the kitchen organized, duh!

    • @mehmeh_
      @mehmeh_ 3 месяца назад +3

      Boy...boyfriend

    • @colapilled
      @colapilled 3 месяца назад +11

      with this man? i dont think she does

  • @moldybread2445
    @moldybread2445 3 месяца назад +182

    If this man becomes an actor we're doomed, I genuinely might fight the cinema screen

    • @meltaylor2339
      @meltaylor2339 3 месяца назад +3

      same. see you on the inside

  • @mercutiolives2883
    @mercutiolives2883 3 месяца назад +110

    “Agree to disagree” about HER INTENTIONS IN ASKING FOR THE LOCATION OF THE SUGAR

    • @johnfsenpai
      @johnfsenpai 3 месяца назад +19

      Because he can't be entitled to his opinion? So much for the tolerant left!

    • @danewgirl4
      @danewgirl4 3 месяца назад +9

      Because he drinks his coffee black like a real man, so how would he know 😤😤😤

  • @GnomePickles
    @GnomePickles 3 месяца назад +56

    One of my sisters described a very similar conversation she had with her boyfriend at the time. We still laugh about how he cried when she kicked him out.

    • @isisruiz598
      @isisruiz598 3 месяца назад +5

      Good for her, I hope she has a person who is worthy of her

    • @GnomePickles
      @GnomePickles 3 месяца назад +5

      @@isisruiz598 She did. She and the new fella are getting married this coming June and I adore the young man.

    • @isisruiz598
      @isisruiz598 2 месяца назад +5

      @GnomePickles please tell her that an internet stranger said congrats

    • @GnomePickles
      @GnomePickles 2 месяца назад

      @@isisruiz598 Will do, and thank you.

  • @kahnabull1694
    @kahnabull1694 3 месяца назад +60

    I’m watching this while having some god-forsaken illness. My husband is sick too. But on his way home from work, he brought me my favorite coffee, flowers, chocolates, and a card. Just to try and help me feel a little better.
    We’ve both been weakly doing the most necessary chores, but I know he’s doing more so I don’t have to. ❤️

    • @adeled8833
      @adeled8833 2 месяца назад

      If you eat sugary shit during cold, multiply the negative effects by 5. If you just eat healthy, multiply them by 3. Only drink water - by 2. Dont drink or eat / thats the fastest route to get healthy. I started getting better after 24 hrs dry fasting, ate and the healing effect reversed. Bcz immune system is 40% busy analyzing what you ate. Tested it many times, results are always the same

  • @qwertyrhino9497
    @qwertyrhino9497 3 месяца назад +371

    This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever!

    • @theslappablejerk
      @theslappablejerk  3 месяца назад +175

      Character?

    • @Kirbystorm357
      @Kirbystorm357 3 месяца назад +81

      @@theslappablejerk holy shit hes stuck someone help him get out of character

    • @axerity9212
      @axerity9212 3 месяца назад +9

      @@theslappablejerk responding to the bot comment is crazy..

    • @viiranen
      @viiranen 3 месяца назад +14

      ​@@Kirbystorm357 I think he gets reset to a new character everytime someone slaps him

    • @tmmaster6904
      @tmmaster6904 3 месяца назад

      ​@@viiranen someone slap him until we get Teddy back

  • @yamatanoorochi3149
    @yamatanoorochi3149 3 месяца назад +105

    0:17 it's funny how he just unknowingly treats himself as dead weight

  • @grapestastelikecheese
    @grapestastelikecheese 3 месяца назад +140

    The small details of the presumably leftover pizza and nintendo switch are just the cherry on top 🤣

  • @wheellsofconfusion
    @wheellsofconfusion 3 месяца назад +39

    This is just a character, this is just a character, this is just a character this is jus- *rocking back and forth*

  • @MrBigBazinga
    @MrBigBazinga 3 месяца назад +44

    Work at 11
    “Waking up early” 😂😂😂

  • @Deltacarygirl
    @Deltacarygirl 3 месяца назад +28

    Wow. His tone, the way he looks at her, the passive aggressive comments-it’s giving barely disguised hatred

  • @zenmaster8
    @zenmaster8 3 месяца назад +58

    “Traditional man” really is the most slappable character for me. Every single one infuriates me to no end

  • @CommentBanana
    @CommentBanana 3 месяца назад +98

    is it just me or does he have a slight undertone of being a supervillain expecting the hero to walk into his evil layer so he can explain his plans

    • @LB-ge8ih
      @LB-ge8ih 3 месяца назад +13

      All of his layers are evil, from epidermis on in.

    • @kindauncool
      @kindauncool 3 месяца назад +5

      lair

  • @margusiraptor9729
    @margusiraptor9729 3 месяца назад +35

    Bro, you're too good at acting... The RAGE I felt 😂😂

  • @saudades1002
    @saudades1002 3 месяца назад +73

    You nailed the eating like a cow

    • @theslappablejerk
      @theslappablejerk  3 месяца назад +96

      You mean bull? Saying I eat like a “cow” is very emasculating 😕

    • @MatthewJarvis-zw2sz
      @MatthewJarvis-zw2sz Месяц назад

      Yeah, the bovine eating style matches quite well with his overall lifestyle - sitting around doing nothing all day and having everything provided for him.

  • @StunkoBungusJrIII-j4y
    @StunkoBungusJrIII-j4y 3 месяца назад +58

    Julliard pls employ this man to teach Method Acting

  • @jdotoz
    @jdotoz 3 месяца назад +197

    Why is a "traditional man" apparently living with his girlfriend?

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 3 месяца назад +152

      He's only traditional when it helps him.

    • @jdotoz
      @jdotoz 3 месяца назад +54

      @@tobybartels8426 I guess that's somewhat traditional.

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 3 месяца назад +64

      @@jdotoz : True, there's nothing more traditional than defining the tradition for your own benefit!

    • @joebob7483
      @joebob7483 3 месяца назад +41

      The point is he is not a traditional man. He just wants the benefits of a traditional woman.

    • @lettylunasical4766
      @lettylunasical4766 3 месяца назад +13

      Because they're always the biggest hypocrites.

  • @analogfilth
    @analogfilth 2 месяца назад +3

    The squeaks, the swallows, the smacks… a masterclass in acting. Well done again.

  • @amenson1997
    @amenson1997 3 месяца назад +12

    This was a grueling two minutes. Nicely done.

  • @cherryhazard8002
    @cherryhazard8002 3 месяца назад +51

    These are the same dudes that truly think they'll end up getting an 18 year old beautiful, chaste girl that does whatever he says, doesn't work and just gives him babies whilst he has a body count of 50+, doesn't have a job and is an alcoholic.

    • @Glimmerling
      @Glimmerling 3 месяца назад +18

      You are depressingly correct.

    • @cameronspence4977
      @cameronspence4977 3 месяца назад

      ​@Glimmerling nah hes not, 50 different girls would never sleep with this loser

  • @Thunderbender18830
    @Thunderbender18830 3 месяца назад +10

    You’ve really outdone yourself with this character.

  • @GhostLyricist
    @GhostLyricist 3 месяца назад +20

    The opening of this man child on his Nintendo Switch as his wife has the flu infuriated me.

  • @shahan10able
    @shahan10able 3 месяца назад +11

    It's just a bit.
    It's just a bit.
    It's just a bit.
    It's just a bit.

  • @antz715
    @antz715 3 месяца назад +5

    I honestly have a hard time finishing these, you are phenomenal at acting and truly make me want to punch the character

    • @Hollyberrystreats
      @Hollyberrystreats 8 дней назад

      Hey now, restrain yourself, you're only meant to slap😂

  • @Delicate_Disaster
    @Delicate_Disaster 3 месяца назад +29

    A 5 hour grueling shift. 😂

  • @Thestonedbutcher95
    @Thestonedbutcher95 29 дней назад +1

    Poor guy had to reheat pizza and call it breakfast before his brutal 11 am shift.

  • @ManInTheWoods-1
    @ManInTheWoods-1 3 месяца назад +109

    So he's a traditional man but he can't pay for a maid, something isn't adding up here

    • @chumbucket6184
      @chumbucket6184 3 месяца назад +5

      Yeah, traditionally working class men could afford a maid, it's a well known fact

    • @careottjuice
      @careottjuice 3 месяца назад

      And a nanny, and a chauffer ​@@chumbucket6184

    • @padarousou
      @padarousou 3 месяца назад +4

      Thats why he's not a traditional man, but a "traditional man"

    • @vicc5176
      @vicc5176 3 месяца назад +3

      No you see he married the maid. That’s good money management

  • @hellodelightfulrando
    @hellodelightfulrando 3 месяца назад +4

    Oooooo the acting is too good. The violence I feel is unreal 🤣 the name of the channel is so on point

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 3 месяца назад +31

    1:36
    "You want me to do a tiny little helpful thing for you because you're sick, since I only have to work 5 hours today? Well, there's a funny story about that-you see, I don't wanna."

  • @lucymaty4545
    @lucymaty4545 3 месяца назад +11

    The fork and knife for the pizza 😂

  • @Weddlz-
    @Weddlz- 3 месяца назад +9

    This is the most slappable yet.

  • @Gwenpoolthegoat
    @Gwenpoolthegoat 3 месяца назад +19

    If a married a dude and he was like that, insant divorce

    • @Terri_MacKay
      @Terri_MacKay 3 месяца назад +3

      I pray she doesn't marry this guy. I can't even understand why she's dating him.

  • @nintenbro6433
    @nintenbro6433 3 месяца назад +14

    I miss Teddy

  • @tipotto896
    @tipotto896 2 месяца назад +2

    Can we have satisfaction that the Woman finally dumps him?! Please😂

  • @123asds
    @123asds 2 месяца назад +1

    I really hope that any woman who has a husband / boyfriend like this leaves asap. At that point it´s better to be alone...

  • @internetperson9121
    @internetperson9121 3 месяца назад +4

    The strangest part of it all is that men like this really do exist and women really do form relationships with them

  • @sero.toniii
    @sero.toniii 3 месяца назад +3

    Then a couple hours later he goes “I think I caught what you have 🤒”

  • @sevenbluejellyfish7171
    @sevenbluejellyfish7171 3 месяца назад +3

    This feels like the anti boyfriend asmr.

  • @mister-gender
    @mister-gender 3 месяца назад +4

    this character pisses me off more than any other character, hes just SO hypocritical

  • @FordRangerClassics
    @FordRangerClassics 2 месяца назад +1

    It's always the guy that works the Best buy or something equivalent lol

  • @monsieurstalin6841
    @monsieurstalin6841 3 месяца назад +8

    5 entire hours and you expect him to vacuum for 25 minutes?

  • @marcustooturnt
    @marcustooturnt 3 месяца назад +5

    I know we’re gonna see this man in the big screen; i swear

  • @mickefy
    @mickefy Месяц назад +1

    The icing on this aggravating cake were all the loud eating sounds! 🙉

  • @sergeantspam51
    @sergeantspam51 3 месяца назад +2

    Man some of these characters induce a rage I never knew I could feel before 😅

  • @shethewriter
    @shethewriter 2 месяца назад +1

    The mug. The pizza. The resentment. This is a masterpiece.

  • @grandadmiralthrawn5517
    @grandadmiralthrawn5517 3 месяца назад +3

    Nothin like coffee and leftover pizza to start the day 🌞

  • @nzeu725
    @nzeu725 3 месяца назад +29

    11-5 with a lunch break sounds insane. It's basically a day off where you make some cash.

    • @chumbucket6184
      @chumbucket6184 3 месяца назад +1

      It's really unfair though because it's in the second half of the day.

    • @kiera6326
      @kiera6326 3 месяца назад +3

      Remember that retail has you on your feet. 11-5 without at least 15 minutes off is insane. Where I am, you get a half hour off for 6 hours, they don’t give 15 minutes until you’re on 9 hours and need a second break. But yeah, an hour’s insane. It would piss you off knowing you could have been home earlier but have to spend a whole hour through the back twiddling your thumbs.

    • @noahbradley4146
      @noahbradley4146 3 месяца назад +4

      Lets not act like it isn't still work. It's a lot easier than 8 hours but retail can be tough for how low it pays. Though, it's definitely not so grueling he can't clean up when he gets home.

    • @MarthanCrowl
      @MarthanCrowl 3 месяца назад +1

      Honestly, it's insane to think working less than 9 hours a day in construction is lazy in, and of itself.

    • @nzeu725
      @nzeu725 3 месяца назад

      ​@@MarthanCrowl 9 hours in construction is tough but I work part time in retail and trust me a 5 hour shift really ain't bad.

  • @destructiondomination2301
    @destructiondomination2301 3 месяца назад +4

    Is it me or is that like a comically big coffee cup

  • @chancecrimin
    @chancecrimin 3 месяца назад +25

    Black coffee and pizza is the most psychotic shit i've ever seen

    • @GldnClaw
      @GldnClaw 3 месяца назад +4

      Tell me more. I know nothing about coffee pairing rules (I'm LDS).

    • @chancecrimin
      @chancecrimin 3 месяца назад +11

      @@GldnClaw black coffee is the most bitter tasting drink meant to pair with something sweet like a crepe, or a donut, eggs and toast to be generous. not something savory. I can’t imagine how his mouth feels

    • @hannahschneyder6651
      @hannahschneyder6651 3 месяца назад +3

      It's a great hangover breakfast.

    • @vicc5176
      @vicc5176 3 месяца назад +2

      Now imagine he didn’t even reheat the pizza

    • @chancecrimin
      @chancecrimin 3 месяца назад

      @@hannahschneyder6651 you're wrong.

  • @RachelAnnTaylor
    @RachelAnnTaylor Месяц назад +1

    I have to breathe thru these

  • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
    @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 3 месяца назад +6

    So he looks down on her for not working yet also wants her not to work

  • @heatheri9724
    @heatheri9724 2 месяца назад +3

    Wow… he’s a just so… Slappable

  • @nodrvgs
    @nodrvgs 18 дней назад +1

    so he’s convinced he’s a “traditional man” but they’re BOTH working?? the jokes write themselves

  • @dynodyno6970
    @dynodyno6970 3 месяца назад +3

    I worked at best buy for 3 days when I was a teen it was the worst work experience of my life. They stuck me on a computer for nearly the entire 3 days and didn’t tell me anything, then didn’t even notice I didn’t come back after lunch 😂

  • @demoneyes-.-
    @demoneyes-.- 3 месяца назад +1

    He acts like he doesn’t believe her probably since he fakes his sickness so much

  • @limon16025
    @limon16025 3 месяца назад

    On one hand, I love how good these skits are and how well you capture the characters. On the other hand this is painful to sit through because of the previous reasons. Excellent job 10/10.

  • @Anonymousmnx
    @Anonymousmnx Месяц назад

    At least he was calm during the conversation 🥲

  • @Casto01
    @Casto01 2 месяца назад +1

    Black coffee w leftover reheated pizza, breakfast of champs 😂

  • @Mayeur000Donz
    @Mayeur000Donz 3 месяца назад +6

    I wanna see the Phantom Thieves dive into some of these characters' heads and force them to realize what kind of people they are

  • @Severus.S
    @Severus.S 3 месяца назад

    This is my new favourite series on your channel. Never stop!

  • @charmainechen6689
    @charmainechen6689 3 месяца назад

    The mouth sounds are SENDING ME

  • @LENITYZONE
    @LENITYZONE Месяц назад +1

    “You know I drink my coffee black” you can still add sugar to it bro 🙄

  • @Amybnunny
    @Amybnunny 3 месяца назад +8

    You almost made me hit my monitor out of hatred, I swear to god. I had to keep reminding myself I was looking at a screen.
    Also, this character's habit of going, "Ookaaaaaaaay..." is the icing on the slappable cake.

  • @xn--g5h6690ovb
    @xn--g5h6690ovb 3 месяца назад +1

    You got a natural gift to rustle jimmies

  • @bladestormX
    @bladestormX 3 месяца назад +2

    This man's absolutely infuriating, well done

  • @therandompersona
    @therandompersona 3 месяца назад +2

    For some of these videos the comments are just as fascinating as the content itself.

  • @mistressofthedark1476
    @mistressofthedark1476 3 месяца назад +1

    My grandfather, when my grandmother had to be put on bedrest or she'd misscarry my uncle and my Momma and my aunt were just little girls and it was the maid's day off. My Momma said that she could remember there being a handful of dishes in the sink, and my grandfather was such a ahole, that he took my Momma and aunt to the corner of this one certain street where people gather who wanted to work, and he got a lady to come over and paid her to was that handful of dishes because that was woman's work. When I was pregnant and in the hospital and I was only allowed to go home in spurts, but I was always on bedrest. My Daddy would help my Momma to take care of me, and he would show my ex-husband what to do. When my Momma got really sick and she was dying, my Daddy waited on her hand and foot. That's why I can't understand men like this one nor would I ever put up with one.

  • @eugenkt777
    @eugenkt777 3 месяца назад +15

    28 second. I managed to hold out for 28 seconds before pausing and writing this. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @DibbzTV
      @DibbzTV 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

  • @Mijzelffan
    @Mijzelffan 3 месяца назад +2

    Say what you want but the man knows how to get himself a delicious breakfast

  • @FitLadyJoy
    @FitLadyJoy 3 месяца назад +1

    That plate is so pretty.

  • @irisfilmproductions
    @irisfilmproductions 3 месяца назад +1

    I now understand why women unalived their husbands in the 1900s

    • @roguedoge2479
      @roguedoge2479 2 месяца назад

      I mean they had to say Yes didn’t they

  • @Aaron-kp6kp
    @Aaron-kp6kp 3 месяца назад +1

    This reminded of of Bojack Horseman.
    His father is exactly like this (but worse)

  • @frosinicapandispan5534
    @frosinicapandispan5534 3 месяца назад +1

    Sir, you are too slappable.

  • @mode1charlie170
    @mode1charlie170 3 месяца назад +1

    Coffee and pizza? My two favourite things!

  • @exxhy9707
    @exxhy9707 2 месяца назад +4

    Watching these is like a tutorial on how not to be

  • @mikerodstrom
    @mikerodstrom 3 месяца назад +17

    1:02 and what would that be?

    • @IrideLastMtb
      @IrideLastMtb 3 месяца назад +2

      Gotta go to work super early at 11 sometimes 😞

  • @samuelbarber6177
    @samuelbarber6177 3 месяца назад +2

    I love the way he inflects his questions as if you’re being crazy and he’s a Redditor responder. I half expect him to say something like: “Explain that one, Atheists.”

  • @jasonvargas7564
    @jasonvargas7564 3 месяца назад +40

    It baffles me why people are still attracted to “traditional” people

    • @rebelfriend1818
      @rebelfriend1818 3 месяца назад +2

      they like their food being paid for

    • @CirqueDemonic
      @CirqueDemonic 3 месяца назад +19

      Usually because they were raised to accept it. Tell a girl her whole life that her purpose and duty is to loyally serve her husband, even if he's not pulling his own weight as a "traditional man", and they don't realize they have other options until it's too late.

    • @cherryhazard8002
      @cherryhazard8002 3 месяца назад +5

      Nothing wrong with being attracted to traditional people, as long as they are willing to "switch the roles" from time to time when it's needed and pull their own weight in regards to the traditional role.

    • @redbush5483
      @redbush5483 3 месяца назад +13

      A traditional man would have an income to support a family of at least 4, be in decent shape and have many skills to maintain the house like woodworking and would protect their wife and family no matter what. That’s the bare minimum for a traditional man so why wouldn’t some women be attracted to that?

    • @ways5717
      @ways5717 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@redbush5483 because most guys can't do that. It is sad that grown ass adults can't even do the bare minimum to maintain their house and their bodies.
      Most guys and girls need to grow up. Being 18 doesn't make you an adult. Having your own place, being responsible with your payments, and knowing basic stuff to maintain them is what makes you a grown-up. NOT MATURITY.

  • @Moussecakess
    @Moussecakess 3 месяца назад +1

    As someone who grown in a traditional family thos is so accurate

  • @churchsbiscuits
    @churchsbiscuits 2 месяца назад +1

    Pizza and coffee=Laxative

  • @Sedward135
    @Sedward135 3 месяца назад +1

    God why do I keep coming back to these they physically hurt

  • @devastatheseeker9967
    @devastatheseeker9967 3 месяца назад +1

    This is realistic because he's rehearsing what he would say if he had a girlfriend but he will never get one.

  • @wallewonks
    @wallewonks 3 месяца назад

    Thanks for dropping this banger right as I’m coming down with something

  • @mishtimou2705
    @mishtimou2705 3 месяца назад

    Dude, you're so good at acting. So good. Keep it up!

  • @tbkswagg
    @tbkswagg 3 месяца назад +2

    Love the start with the Nintendo switch lmao. The most traditional hobbies of all: Gaming

  • @fiesta9694
    @fiesta9694 2 месяца назад +1

    My blood pressure is high just watching this

  • @eggday9079
    @eggday9079 3 месяца назад +2

    UGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
    Excellent video! Thoroughly infuriated 10/10