After an all nighter playing the switch trying to become a professional gamer...uh yeah, his wife needs to pick up the pace...or shes going to have a very much needed talk about responsibility.
@@Saifthebest01 Aha! So he puts in a grueling hour, from 11 - 12 then gets only an hour for a much needed lunch break? Yeah ... Then 4 solid hours until 5?!! Whoa!! His girlfriend needs to reassess her role in this relationship and try actually pulling her weight!
Often times actors will only pretend to eat food during a scene in case they need to do multiple takes. The fact that he is actually eating here speaks to his confidence in performing this role correctly on the first take - he's so good at being a piece of shit at this point
This guy manages to make the most annoying mouth noises, its a skill. As someone who gets super annoyed by those sounds, It seems like a balance between making them annoying, and making them too obvious that they’re no longer bothersome. EDIT: I almost included Misophonia in my comment but i ended up not, but it looks like evryone caught on lol
But as soon as HE is the sick one, he expects her to go to work, make soup for him, give him massages, give him medicine, clean up after him, etc. It's all about not putting effort in and having his demands met at the same time. Stay away from people like this, anyone who is worth your time will take care of you when you are sick and expect for you to do the same.
@@FordRangerClassicswhat??? Where have you gotten this information? My husband is legitimately the opposite of this guy. He likes his coffee cold and sweet, he brings me stuffies and pasta when I'm feeling sick, and he always considers us a team. You can absolutely find a good man, you just gotta look
I've heard stories about guys like this purposely puking anywhere because they know their girlfriend will clean it up, and they brag about it. I don't know how they get into relationships.
@@FordRangerClassicsbullshit. If my ex was sick I would've taken care of her until she's better. Clearly it didn't pan out but it was for reasons other than what you're talking about. 😂
I thought it said “husband” instead of “boyfriend” and sighed in genuine relief at the fact that these fictional characters are not in a legal partnership. Phew
I swear the fact he's mad at her having the flu, because he has to make his own breakfast makes my blood boil and the fact he's a "traditional man" yet doesn't even care to help his sick girlfriend is so on point😤
The perfect modern traditional man, playing the Nintendo switch with breakfast, just like our fathers read the morning paper. Adapting to modern times.
I’m watching this while having some god-forsaken illness. My husband is sick too. But on his way home from work, he brought me my favorite coffee, flowers, chocolates, and a card. Just to try and help me feel a little better. We’ve both been weakly doing the most necessary chores, but I know he’s doing more so I don’t have to. ❤️
If you eat sugary shit during cold, multiply the negative effects by 5. If you just eat healthy, multiply them by 3. Only drink water - by 2. Dont drink or eat / thats the fastest route to get healthy. I started getting better after 24 hrs dry fasting, ate and the healing effect reversed. Bcz immune system is 40% busy analyzing what you ate. Tested it many times, results are always the same
One of my sisters described a very similar conversation she had with her boyfriend at the time. We still laugh about how he cried when she kicked him out.
"Traditional" guy doesn't believe in marriage, according to a more recent video! Therefore, he doesn't need to worry about "in sickness and in health" ;)
Yeah, the bovine eating style matches quite well with his overall lifestyle - sitting around doing nothing all day and having everything provided for him.
These are the same dudes that truly think they'll end up getting an 18 year old beautiful, chaste girl that does whatever he says, doesn't work and just gives him babies whilst he has a body count of 50+, doesn't have a job and is an alcoholic.
1:36 "You want me to do a tiny little helpful thing for you because you're sick, since I only have to work 5 hours today? Well, there's a funny story about that-you see, I don't wanna."
You almost made me hit my monitor out of hatred, I swear to god. I had to keep reminding myself I was looking at a screen. Also, this character's habit of going, "Ookaaaaaaaay..." is the icing on the slappable cake.
On one hand, I love how good these skits are and how well you capture the characters. On the other hand this is painful to sit through because of the previous reasons. Excellent job 10/10.
I love the way he inflects his questions as if you’re being crazy and he’s a Redditor responder. I half expect him to say something like: “Explain that one, Atheists.”
@@GldnClaw black coffee is the most bitter tasting drink meant to pair with something sweet like a crepe, or a donut, eggs and toast to be generous. not something savory. I can’t imagine how his mouth feels
I worked at best buy for 3 days when I was a teen it was the worst work experience of my life. They stuck me on a computer for nearly the entire 3 days and didn’t tell me anything, then didn’t even notice I didn’t come back after lunch 😂
I love that the breakfast “I prepared myself” is reheated takeout pizza.
At least he's being proper and using a knife and fork … that he will refuse to wash.
I know, why isn’t she making homemade pizza? 😕
The fact it’s probably not even reheated 😂
@@maxsxsx10211 if he’s just eating it cold because he couldn’t work the microwave that’s even better.
@maxsxsx10211 Honestly though leftover pizza tastes better without being reheated
a five-hour "grueling" shift.
the poor guy has to wake up early to make his 11 am shift
11 - 5. Isn't that a 6 hour shift? Which would make it even 'Gruelinger.'
After an all nighter playing the switch trying to become a professional gamer...uh yeah, his wife needs to pick up the pace...or shes going to have a very much needed talk about responsibility.
@@Shasta69lunch break
@@Saifthebest01 Aha! So he puts in a grueling hour, from 11 - 12 then gets only an hour for a much needed lunch break? Yeah ... Then 4 solid hours until 5?!! Whoa!! His girlfriend needs to reassess her role in this relationship and try actually pulling her weight!
Often times actors will only pretend to eat food during a scene in case they need to do multiple takes. The fact that he is actually eating here speaks to his confidence in performing this role correctly on the first take - he's so good at being a piece of shit at this point
Omg great observation, you’re right
or he just really likes pizza
Half the pizzas missing he might’ve done multiple takes
@@centurionpan3400 Because that's supposed to be reheated leftover pizza.
@@TontoquienloleationI think they mean the slice has been cut into
I can't believe he put that cold pizza on his plate all by himself. He's so brave.
thats a comically large coffee mug
I’m trying to compensate for something
I think you mean coffee bowl with a handle...
Awfully hot coffee pot
+@@igoryanga Should I drop it on Donald Trump?
@@kindauncoolprolly’ not!
It's just a sketch, it's just a sketch, it's just a sketch....breath...damn, these are so good, I can feel my fight or flight kick in.
These videos need trigger warnings fr 😂
This guy manages to make the most annoying mouth noises, its a skill.
As someone who gets super annoyed by those sounds, It seems like a balance between making them annoying, and making them too obvious that they’re no longer bothersome.
EDIT: I almost included Misophonia in my comment but i ended up not, but it looks like evryone caught on lol
Dude I don’t understand why so many people legit eat like this. It’s so obnoxious and gross
Welcome to having misophonia. I almost couldn't watch this video.
@@JustACuteFox Yes! Same! Is that what hatred of eating noises is called? I've never actually taken the time to look it up!
@@JustACuteFox Yep. I felt so HOSTILE towards the useless boyfriend in this video. Very stabby!
and he does it at a pace so calm but not yet slow, how are you chill being this much of an ahh.
But as soon as HE is the sick one, he expects her to go to work, make soup for him, give him massages, give him medicine, clean up after him, etc. It's all about not putting effort in and having his demands met at the same time. Stay away from people like this, anyone who is worth your time will take care of you when you are sick and expect for you to do the same.
That's America's typical man nowadays. Or at least how they want to see themselves, but they honestly can't afford to
@@FordRangerClassicswhat??? Where have you gotten this information? My husband is legitimately the opposite of this guy. He likes his coffee cold and sweet, he brings me stuffies and pasta when I'm feeling sick, and he always considers us a team. You can absolutely find a good man, you just gotta look
@@lilycloud510 you missed the point so badly yet you see it somehow in action
I've heard stories about guys like this purposely puking anywhere because they know their girlfriend will clean it up, and they brag about it. I don't know how they get into relationships.
@@FordRangerClassicsbullshit. If my ex was sick I would've taken care of her until she's better. Clearly it didn't pan out but it was for reasons other than what you're talking about. 😂
Bro thinks that 6 hours at Best Buy is the equivalent of a 25 hour work day in the mines
He said 5 hour shift though, implying an hour unpaid lunch break
@@pucamisc That makes a lot more sense actually
Bro acts like he's coming home after a long day of laying railroad tracks
"25 hour" "day" something isn't adding up
@@robyourchez The joke is that that would literally be more work than is physically possible. Or that this is persona 3
I thought it said “husband” instead of “boyfriend” and sighed in genuine relief at the fact that these fictional characters are not in a legal partnership. Phew
Same lmao
I did the same! I hope.we get to see her dump him
.... yet. The Slappaverse is ever evolving
😂😂😂😂
I swear the fact he's mad at her having the flu, because he has to make his own breakfast makes my blood boil and the fact he's a "traditional man" yet doesn't even care to help his sick girlfriend is so on point😤
And by make his own breakfast, he means he had to find that piece of pizza in the fridge. And maybe microwave it, if he was feeling extra fancy.
why not two points?
He's a traditional man, but she works too.
Why you take it so personal? lol
@@fluffbuck3t I meant *on point*
The perfect modern traditional man, playing the Nintendo switch with breakfast, just like our fathers read the morning paper. Adapting to modern times.
I’m watching this while having some god-forsaken illness. My husband is sick too. But on his way home from work, he brought me my favorite coffee, flowers, chocolates, and a card. Just to try and help me feel a little better.
We’ve both been weakly doing the most necessary chores, but I know he’s doing more so I don’t have to. ❤️
If you eat sugary shit during cold, multiply the negative effects by 5. If you just eat healthy, multiply them by 3. Only drink water - by 2. Dont drink or eat / thats the fastest route to get healthy. I started getting better after 24 hrs dry fasting, ate and the healing effect reversed. Bcz immune system is 40% busy analyzing what you ate. Tested it many times, results are always the same
One of my sisters described a very similar conversation she had with her boyfriend at the time. We still laugh about how he cried when she kicked him out.
Good for her, I hope she has a person who is worthy of her
@@isisruiz598 She did. She and the new fella are getting married this coming June and I adore the young man.
@GnomePickles please tell her that an internet stranger said congrats
@@isisruiz598 Will do, and thank you.
She was clearly trying to emasculate her hard-working husband by asking him where the sugar is and if he could clean! Where does this lady get off?
Such entitlement from her right?
She gets off at the next stop.
If she kept the kitchen organized, duh!
Boy...boyfriend
with this man? i dont think she does
If this man becomes an actor we're doomed, I genuinely might fight the cinema screen
same. see you on the inside
The small details of the presumably leftover pizza and nintendo switch are just the cherry on top 🤣
This is just a character, this is just a character, this is just a character this is jus- *rocking back and forth*
Wait till this guy finds out about "in sickness and in health"
He'll think it only applies when he's sick
He already does, that's why his dear wife has to do the chores a woman should even when sick /s
"Traditional" guy doesn't believe in marriage, according to a more recent video! Therefore, he doesn't need to worry about "in sickness and in health" ;)
Work at 11
“Waking up early” 😂😂😂
“Agree to disagree” about HER INTENTIONS IN ASKING FOR THE LOCATION OF THE SUGAR
Because he can't be entitled to his opinion? So much for the tolerant left!
Because he drinks his coffee black like a real man, so how would he know 😤😤😤
This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever!
Character?
@@theslappablejerk holy shit hes stuck someone help him get out of character
@@theslappablejerk responding to the bot comment is crazy..
@@Kirbystorm357 I think he gets reset to a new character everytime someone slaps him
@@viiranen someone slap him until we get Teddy back
Bro, you're too good at acting... The RAGE I felt 😂😂
0:17 it's funny how he just unknowingly treats himself as dead weight
“Traditional man” really is the most slappable character for me. Every single one infuriates me to no end
Wow. His tone, the way he looks at her, the passive aggressive comments-it’s giving barely disguised hatred
Julliard pls employ this man to teach Method Acting
is it just me or does he have a slight undertone of being a supervillain expecting the hero to walk into his evil layer so he can explain his plans
All of his layers are evil, from epidermis on in.
lair
The squeaks, the swallows, the smacks… a masterclass in acting. Well done again.
A 5 hour grueling shift. 😂
This was a grueling two minutes. Nicely done.
You’ve really outdone yourself with this character.
Oooooo the acting is too good. The violence I feel is unreal 🤣 the name of the channel is so on point
The fork and knife for the pizza 😂
You nailed the eating like a cow
You mean bull? Saying I eat like a “cow” is very emasculating 😕
Yeah, the bovine eating style matches quite well with his overall lifestyle - sitting around doing nothing all day and having everything provided for him.
The opening of this man child on his Nintendo Switch as his wife has the flu infuriated me.
It's just a bit.
It's just a bit.
It's just a bit.
It's just a bit.
I honestly have a hard time finishing these, you are phenomenal at acting and truly make me want to punch the character
Hey now, restrain yourself, you're only meant to slap😂
Why is a "traditional man" apparently living with his girlfriend?
He's only traditional when it helps him.
@@tobybartels8426 I guess that's somewhat traditional.
@@jdotoz : True, there's nothing more traditional than defining the tradition for your own benefit!
The point is he is not a traditional man. He just wants the benefits of a traditional woman.
Because they're always the biggest hypocrites.
This is the most slappable yet.
So he's a traditional man but he can't pay for a maid, something isn't adding up here
Yeah, traditionally working class men could afford a maid, it's a well known fact
And a nanny, and a chauffer @@chumbucket6184
Thats why he's not a traditional man, but a "traditional man"
No you see he married the maid. That’s good money management
Man some of these characters induce a rage I never knew I could feel before 😅
These are the same dudes that truly think they'll end up getting an 18 year old beautiful, chaste girl that does whatever he says, doesn't work and just gives him babies whilst he has a body count of 50+, doesn't have a job and is an alcoholic.
You are depressingly correct.
@Glimmerling nah hes not, 50 different girls would never sleep with this loser
1:36
"You want me to do a tiny little helpful thing for you because you're sick, since I only have to work 5 hours today? Well, there's a funny story about that-you see, I don't wanna."
The icing on this aggravating cake were all the loud eating sounds! 🙉
It's always the guy that works the Best buy or something equivalent lol
Then a couple hours later he goes “I think I caught what you have 🤒”
Can we have satisfaction that the Woman finally dumps him?! Please😂
Nothin like coffee and leftover pizza to start the day 🌞
I miss Teddy
5 entire hours and you expect him to vacuum for 25 minutes?
If a married a dude and he was like that, insant divorce
I pray she doesn't marry this guy. I can't even understand why she's dating him.
This is my new favourite series on your channel. Never stop!
I know we’re gonna see this man in the big screen; i swear
The strangest part of it all is that men like this really do exist and women really do form relationships with them
Poor guy had to reheat pizza and call it breakfast before his brutal 11 am shift.
You almost made me hit my monitor out of hatred, I swear to god. I had to keep reminding myself I was looking at a screen.
Also, this character's habit of going, "Ookaaaaaaaay..." is the icing on the slappable cake.
I really hope that any woman who has a husband / boyfriend like this leaves asap. At that point it´s better to be alone...
On one hand, I love how good these skits are and how well you capture the characters. On the other hand this is painful to sit through because of the previous reasons. Excellent job 10/10.
The mouth sounds are SENDING ME
The mug. The pizza. The resentment. This is a masterpiece.
Wow… he’s a just so… Slappable
*GASP* Oh my god! That's why they call him that....!
I love the way he inflects his questions as if you’re being crazy and he’s a Redditor responder. I half expect him to say something like: “Explain that one, Atheists.”
Is it me or is that like a comically big coffee cup
Black coffee w leftover reheated pizza, breakfast of champs 😂
so he’s convinced he’s a “traditional man” but they’re BOTH working?? the jokes write themselves
I wanna see the Phantom Thieves dive into some of these characters' heads and force them to realize what kind of people they are
A persona 5 reference? Here? I never saw it coming...
You got a natural gift to rustle jimmies
At least he was calm during the conversation 🥲
not the HUMONGOUS coffee cup🤣
I feel bad bc this guy is so smart and hilarious and does a great job making these skits.... but my blood literally boils just seeing his face now 😭
Coffee and pizza? My two favourite things!
Love the start with the Nintendo switch lmao. The most traditional hobbies of all: Gaming
“Best Buy changed the schedule” LMAO
I have to breathe thru these
Slappable indeed.
Borderline punchable.
The way I screamed “WITH YOUR MONEY???!!?!!” At the end😭
Say what you want but the man knows how to get himself a delicious breakfast
This feels like the anti boyfriend asmr.
Thanks for dropping this banger right as I’m coming down with something
Sir, you are too slappable.
Dang. I was scared he was gon smack her after the "is that a dig?" Comment 😮
He acts like he doesn’t believe her probably since he fakes his sickness so much
This played right after the boyfriend being sick skit. Brilliant
28 second. I managed to hold out for 28 seconds before pausing and writing this. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
😂😂😂
Black coffee and pizza is the most psychotic shit i've ever seen
Tell me more. I know nothing about coffee pairing rules (I'm LDS).
@@GldnClaw black coffee is the most bitter tasting drink meant to pair with something sweet like a crepe, or a donut, eggs and toast to be generous. not something savory. I can’t imagine how his mouth feels
It's a great hangover breakfast.
Now imagine he didn’t even reheat the pizza
@@hannahschneyder6651 you're wrong.
God why do I keep coming back to these they physically hurt
UGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Excellent video! Thoroughly infuriated 10/10
I worked at best buy for 3 days when I was a teen it was the worst work experience of my life. They stuck me on a computer for nearly the entire 3 days and didn’t tell me anything, then didn’t even notice I didn’t come back after lunch 😂
I’m good with him being “slappable” as long as he brings along that chonky baby cat ❤❤❤
That plate is so pretty.
What an infuriating character. Fantastic work, as always
As someone who grown in a traditional family thos is so accurate
The reason I have trouble watching these is that you are too good at it
Black coffee and pizza is an insane combo
From this angle with that huge coffee mug his head looks tiny lol
You raise my blood pressure I literally have tp remind myself it's not real 😢😂
My blood pressure is high just watching this
This man's absolutely infuriating, well done
Breakup arc next video pls 🙏🏾