After an all nighter playing the switch trying to become a professional gamer...uh yeah, his wife needs to pick up the pace...or shes going to have a very much needed talk about responsibility.
@@Saifthebest01 Aha! So he puts in a grueling hour, from 11 - 12 then gets only an hour for a much needed lunch break? Yeah ... Then 4 solid hours until 5?!! Whoa!! His girlfriend needs to reassess her role in this relationship and try actually pulling her weight!
Often times actors will only pretend to eat food during a scene in case they need to do multiple takes. The fact that he is actually eating here speaks to his confidence in performing this role correctly on the first take - he's so good at being a piece of shit at this point
I thought it said “husband” instead of “boyfriend” and sighed in genuine relief at the fact that these fictional characters are not in a legal partnership. Phew
I swear the fact he's mad at her having the flu, because he has to make his own breakfast makes my blood boil and the fact he's a "traditional man" yet doesn't even care to help his sick girlfriend is so on point😤
This guy manages to make the most annoying mouth noises, its a skill. As someone who gets super annoyed by those sounds, It seems like a balance between making them annoying, and making them too obvious that they’re no longer bothersome. EDIT: I almost included Misophonia in my comment but i ended up not, but it looks like evryone caught on lol
But as soon as HE is the sick one, he expects her to go to work, make soup for him, give him massages, give him medicine, clean up after him, etc. It's all about not putting effort in and having his demands met at the same time. Stay away from people like this, anyone who is worth your time will take care of you when you are sick and expect for you to do the same.
@@FordRangerClassicswhat??? Where have you gotten this information? My husband is legitimately the opposite of this guy. He likes his coffee cold and sweet, he brings me stuffies and pasta when I'm feeling sick, and he always considers us a team. You can absolutely find a good man, you just gotta look
I've heard stories about guys like this purposely puking anywhere because they know their girlfriend will clean it up, and they brag about it. I don't know how they get into relationships.
@@FordRangerClassicsbullshit. If my ex was sick I would've taken care of her until she's better. Clearly it didn't pan out but it was for reasons other than what you're talking about. 😂
The perfect modern traditional man, playing the Nintendo switch with breakfast, just like our fathers read the morning paper. Adapting to modern times.
One of my sisters described a very similar conversation she had with her boyfriend at the time. We still laugh about how he cried when she kicked him out.
I’m watching this while having some god-forsaken illness. My husband is sick too. But on his way home from work, he brought me my favorite coffee, flowers, chocolates, and a card. Just to try and help me feel a little better. We’ve both been weakly doing the most necessary chores, but I know he’s doing more so I don’t have to. ❤️
If you eat sugary shit during cold, multiply the negative effects by 5. If you just eat healthy, multiply them by 3. Only drink water - by 2. Dont drink or eat / thats the fastest route to get healthy. I started getting better after 24 hrs dry fasting, ate and the healing effect reversed. Bcz immune system is 40% busy analyzing what you ate. Tested it many times, results are always the same
"Traditional" guy doesn't believe in marriage, according to a more recent video! Therefore, he doesn't need to worry about "in sickness and in health" ;)
Yeah, the bovine eating style matches quite well with his overall lifestyle - sitting around doing nothing all day and having everything provided for him.
1:36 "You want me to do a tiny little helpful thing for you because you're sick, since I only have to work 5 hours today? Well, there's a funny story about that-you see, I don't wanna."
These are the same dudes that truly think they'll end up getting an 18 year old beautiful, chaste girl that does whatever he says, doesn't work and just gives him babies whilst he has a body count of 50+, doesn't have a job and is an alcoholic.
On one hand, I love how good these skits are and how well you capture the characters. On the other hand this is painful to sit through because of the previous reasons. Excellent job 10/10.
You almost made me hit my monitor out of hatred, I swear to god. I had to keep reminding myself I was looking at a screen. Also, this character's habit of going, "Ookaaaaaaaay..." is the icing on the slappable cake.
I love the way he inflects his questions as if you’re being crazy and he’s a Redditor responder. I half expect him to say something like: “Explain that one, Atheists.”
I just wanna say I really appreciate you man. Everyday this character Manchild Husband, and Manipulative Husband (Who Cheated) remind me why- on matter how lonely it gets- I can never go back to my ex and I can never lower my standards to that level ever again.
Absolutely fascinated by your characters and genuinely want to ask where you study such individuals for these videos? These feel like personal encounters witnessed first hand. Do you observe a community and roll up the most common traits into one pure embodiment of those traits? Or have you had friends of friends discuss such experiences to the point you can confidently... satirize the behavior, in a sense? You're doing an incredible job with your craft regardless of the how.
I worked at best buy for 3 days when I was a teen it was the worst work experience of my life. They stuck me on a computer for nearly the entire 3 days and didn’t tell me anything, then didn’t even notice I didn’t come back after lunch 😂
i fully respect you dude and your ability to really know exactly whats annoying tells me youre a good dude. but my god all of your characters fill me with seething rage and hatred
I'm sick rn and was just minutes ago thinking about how nice it would be to have someone who would help me get water or a heat pad, but this has made me count my blessings again. I'd rather faint into my puke bucket than live with someone like that 😷
My grandfather, when my grandmother had to be put on bedrest or she'd misscarry my uncle and my Momma and my aunt were just little girls and it was the maid's day off. My Momma said that she could remember there being a handful of dishes in the sink, and my grandfather was such a ahole, that he took my Momma and aunt to the corner of this one certain street where people gather who wanted to work, and he got a lady to come over and paid her to was that handful of dishes because that was woman's work. When I was pregnant and in the hospital and I was only allowed to go home in spurts, but I was always on bedrest. My Daddy would help my Momma to take care of me, and he would show my ex-husband what to do. When my Momma got really sick and she was dying, my Daddy waited on her hand and foot. That's why I can't understand men like this one nor would I ever put up with one.
I love that the breakfast “I prepared myself” is reheated takeout pizza.
At least he's being proper and using a knife and fork … that he will refuse to wash.
I know, why isn’t she making homemade pizza? 😕
The fact it’s probably not even reheated 😂
@@maxsxsx10211 if he’s just eating it cold because he couldn’t work the microwave that’s even better.
@maxsxsx10211 Honestly though leftover pizza tastes better without being reheated
a five-hour "grueling" shift.
the poor guy has to wake up early to make his 11 am shift
11 - 5. Isn't that a 6 hour shift? Which would make it even 'Gruelinger.'
After an all nighter playing the switch trying to become a professional gamer...uh yeah, his wife needs to pick up the pace...or shes going to have a very much needed talk about responsibility.
@@Shasta69lunch break
@@Saifthebest01 Aha! So he puts in a grueling hour, from 11 - 12 then gets only an hour for a much needed lunch break? Yeah ... Then 4 solid hours until 5?!! Whoa!! His girlfriend needs to reassess her role in this relationship and try actually pulling her weight!
Often times actors will only pretend to eat food during a scene in case they need to do multiple takes. The fact that he is actually eating here speaks to his confidence in performing this role correctly on the first take - he's so good at being a piece of shit at this point
Omg great observation, you’re right
or he just really likes pizza
Half the pizzas missing he might’ve done multiple takes
@@centurionpan3400 Because that's supposed to be reheated leftover pizza.
@@TontoquienloleationI think they mean the slice has been cut into
I can't believe he put that cold pizza on his plate all by himself. He's so brave.
It's just a sketch, it's just a sketch, it's just a sketch....breath...damn, these are so good, I can feel my fight or flight kick in.
These videos need trigger warnings fr 😂
I thought it said “husband” instead of “boyfriend” and sighed in genuine relief at the fact that these fictional characters are not in a legal partnership. Phew
Same lmao
I did the same! I hope.we get to see her dump him
.... yet. The Slappaverse is ever evolving
😂😂😂😂
I swear the fact he's mad at her having the flu, because he has to make his own breakfast makes my blood boil and the fact he's a "traditional man" yet doesn't even care to help his sick girlfriend is so on point😤
And by make his own breakfast, he means he had to find that piece of pizza in the fridge. And maybe microwave it, if he was feeling extra fancy.
why not two points?
He's a traditional man, but she works too.
Why you take it so personal? lol
@@fluffbuck3t I meant *on point*
This guy manages to make the most annoying mouth noises, its a skill.
As someone who gets super annoyed by those sounds, It seems like a balance between making them annoying, and making them too obvious that they’re no longer bothersome.
EDIT: I almost included Misophonia in my comment but i ended up not, but it looks like evryone caught on lol
Dude I don’t understand why so many people legit eat like this. It’s so obnoxious and gross
Welcome to having misophonia. I almost couldn't watch this video.
@@JustACuteFox Yes! Same! Is that what hatred of eating noises is called? I've never actually taken the time to look it up!
@@JustACuteFox Yep. I felt so HOSTILE towards the useless boyfriend in this video. Very stabby!
and he does it at a pace so calm but not yet slow, how are you chill being this much of an ahh.
thats a comically large coffee mug
I’m trying to compensate for something
I think you mean coffee bowl with a handle...
Awfully hot coffee pot
+@@igoryanga Should I drop it on Donald Trump?
@@kindauncoolprolly’ not!
Bro thinks that 6 hours at Best Buy is the equivalent of a 25 hour work day in the mines
He said 5 hour shift though, implying an hour unpaid lunch break
@@pucamisc That makes a lot more sense actually
Bro acts like he's coming home after a long day of laying railroad tracks
"25 hour" "day" something isn't adding up
@@robyourchez The joke is that that would literally be more work than is physically possible. Or that this is persona 3
But as soon as HE is the sick one, he expects her to go to work, make soup for him, give him massages, give him medicine, clean up after him, etc. It's all about not putting effort in and having his demands met at the same time. Stay away from people like this, anyone who is worth your time will take care of you when you are sick and expect for you to do the same.
That's America's typical man nowadays. Or at least how they want to see themselves, but they honestly can't afford to
@@FordRangerClassicswhat??? Where have you gotten this information? My husband is legitimately the opposite of this guy. He likes his coffee cold and sweet, he brings me stuffies and pasta when I'm feeling sick, and he always considers us a team. You can absolutely find a good man, you just gotta look
@@lilycloud510 you missed the point so badly yet you see it somehow in action
I've heard stories about guys like this purposely puking anywhere because they know their girlfriend will clean it up, and they brag about it. I don't know how they get into relationships.
@@FordRangerClassicsbullshit. If my ex was sick I would've taken care of her until she's better. Clearly it didn't pan out but it was for reasons other than what you're talking about. 😂
The perfect modern traditional man, playing the Nintendo switch with breakfast, just like our fathers read the morning paper. Adapting to modern times.
One of my sisters described a very similar conversation she had with her boyfriend at the time. We still laugh about how he cried when she kicked him out.
Good for her, I hope she has a person who is worthy of her
@@isisruiz598 She did. She and the new fella are getting married this coming June and I adore the young man.
@GnomePickles please tell her that an internet stranger said congrats
@@isisruiz598 Will do, and thank you.
I’m watching this while having some god-forsaken illness. My husband is sick too. But on his way home from work, he brought me my favorite coffee, flowers, chocolates, and a card. Just to try and help me feel a little better.
We’ve both been weakly doing the most necessary chores, but I know he’s doing more so I don’t have to. ❤️
If you eat sugary shit during cold, multiply the negative effects by 5. If you just eat healthy, multiply them by 3. Only drink water - by 2. Dont drink or eat / thats the fastest route to get healthy. I started getting better after 24 hrs dry fasting, ate and the healing effect reversed. Bcz immune system is 40% busy analyzing what you ate. Tested it many times, results are always the same
The small details of the presumably leftover pizza and nintendo switch are just the cherry on top 🤣
“Agree to disagree” about HER INTENTIONS IN ASKING FOR THE LOCATION OF THE SUGAR
Because he can't be entitled to his opinion? So much for the tolerant left!
Because he drinks his coffee black like a real man, so how would he know 😤😤😤
If this man becomes an actor we're doomed, I genuinely might fight the cinema screen
same. see you on the inside
She was clearly trying to emasculate her hard-working husband by asking him where the sugar is and if he could clean! Where does this lady get off?
Such entitlement from her right?
She gets off at the next stop.
If she kept the kitchen organized, duh!
Boy...boyfriend
with this man? i dont think she does
Wait till this guy finds out about "in sickness and in health"
He'll think it only applies when he's sick
He already does, that's why his dear wife has to do the chores a woman should even when sick /s
"Traditional" guy doesn't believe in marriage, according to a more recent video! Therefore, he doesn't need to worry about "in sickness and in health" ;)
This is just a character, this is just a character, this is just a character this is jus- *rocking back and forth*
Wow. His tone, the way he looks at her, the passive aggressive comments-it’s giving barely disguised hatred
This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever!
Character?
@@theslappablejerk holy shit hes stuck someone help him get out of character
@@theslappablejerk responding to the bot comment is crazy..
@@Kirbystorm357 I think he gets reset to a new character everytime someone slaps him
@@viiranen someone slap him until we get Teddy back
“Traditional man” really is the most slappable character for me. Every single one infuriates me to no end
0:17 it's funny how he just unknowingly treats himself as dead weight
Work at 11
“Waking up early” 😂😂😂
Julliard pls employ this man to teach Method Acting
Bro, you're too good at acting... The RAGE I felt 😂😂
is it just me or does he have a slight undertone of being a supervillain expecting the hero to walk into his evil layer so he can explain his plans
All of his layers are evil, from epidermis on in.
lair
The squeaks, the swallows, the smacks… a masterclass in acting. Well done again.
The opening of this man child on his Nintendo Switch as his wife has the flu infuriated me.
This was a grueling two minutes. Nicely done.
You’ve really outdone yourself with this character.
I honestly have a hard time finishing these, you are phenomenal at acting and truly make me want to punch the character
Hey now, restrain yourself, you're only meant to slap😂
A 5 hour grueling shift. 😂
It's just a bit.
It's just a bit.
It's just a bit.
It's just a bit.
You nailed the eating like a cow
You mean bull? Saying I eat like a “cow” is very emasculating 😕
Yeah, the bovine eating style matches quite well with his overall lifestyle - sitting around doing nothing all day and having everything provided for him.
Why is a "traditional man" apparently living with his girlfriend?
He's only traditional when it helps him.
@@tobybartels8426 I guess that's somewhat traditional.
@@jdotoz : True, there's nothing more traditional than defining the tradition for your own benefit!
The point is he is not a traditional man. He just wants the benefits of a traditional woman.
Because they're always the biggest hypocrites.
This is the most slappable yet.
Oooooo the acting is too good. The violence I feel is unreal 🤣 the name of the channel is so on point
The fork and knife for the pizza 😂
I miss Teddy
Can we have satisfaction that the Woman finally dumps him?! Please😂
1:36
"You want me to do a tiny little helpful thing for you because you're sick, since I only have to work 5 hours today? Well, there's a funny story about that-you see, I don't wanna."
I really hope that any woman who has a husband / boyfriend like this leaves asap. At that point it´s better to be alone...
I know we’re gonna see this man in the big screen; i swear
Man some of these characters induce a rage I never knew I could feel before 😅
The icing on this aggravating cake were all the loud eating sounds! 🙉
If a married a dude and he was like that, insant divorce
I pray she doesn't marry this guy. I can't even understand why she's dating him.
These are the same dudes that truly think they'll end up getting an 18 year old beautiful, chaste girl that does whatever he says, doesn't work and just gives him babies whilst he has a body count of 50+, doesn't have a job and is an alcoholic.
You are depressingly correct.
@Glimmerling nah hes not, 50 different girls would never sleep with this loser
On one hand, I love how good these skits are and how well you capture the characters. On the other hand this is painful to sit through because of the previous reasons. Excellent job 10/10.
Then a couple hours later he goes “I think I caught what you have 🤒”
I have to breathe thru these
The strangest part of it all is that men like this really do exist and women really do form relationships with them
Poor guy had to reheat pizza and call it breakfast before his brutal 11 am shift.
5 entire hours and you expect him to vacuum for 25 minutes?
This reminded of of Bojack Horseman.
His father is exactly like this (but worse)
God why do I keep coming back to these they physically hurt
You almost made me hit my monitor out of hatred, I swear to god. I had to keep reminding myself I was looking at a screen.
Also, this character's habit of going, "Ookaaaaaaaay..." is the icing on the slappable cake.
Nothin like coffee and leftover pizza to start the day 🌞
At least he was calm during the conversation 🥲
So he's a traditional man but he can't pay for a maid, something isn't adding up here
Yeah, traditionally working class men could afford a maid, it's a well known fact
And a nanny, and a chauffer @@chumbucket6184
Thats why he's not a traditional man, but a "traditional man"
No you see he married the maid. That’s good money management
The mug. The pizza. The resentment. This is a masterpiece.
I love the way he inflects his questions as if you’re being crazy and he’s a Redditor responder. I half expect him to say something like: “Explain that one, Atheists.”
The mouth sounds are SENDING ME
Coffee and pizza? My two favourite things!
It's always the guy that works the Best buy or something equivalent lol
I wanna see the Phantom Thieves dive into some of these characters' heads and force them to realize what kind of people they are
A persona 5 reference? Here? I never saw it coming...
Wow… he’s a just so… Slappable
*GASP* Oh my god! That's why they call him that....!
Say what you want but the man knows how to get himself a delicious breakfast
so he’s convinced he’s a “traditional man” but they’re BOTH working?? the jokes write themselves
Love the start with the Nintendo switch lmao. The most traditional hobbies of all: Gaming
28 second. I managed to hold out for 28 seconds before pausing and writing this. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
😂😂😂
You got a natural gift to rustle jimmies
This is my new favourite series on your channel. Never stop!
I just wanna say I really appreciate you man. Everyday this character Manchild Husband, and Manipulative Husband (Who Cheated) remind me why- on matter how lonely it gets- I can never go back to my ex and I can never lower my standards to that level ever again.
Is it me or is that like a comically big coffee cup
Absolutely fascinated by your characters and genuinely want to ask where you study such individuals for these videos? These feel like personal encounters witnessed first hand. Do you observe a community and roll up the most common traits into one pure embodiment of those traits? Or have you had friends of friends discuss such experiences to the point you can confidently... satirize the behavior, in a sense? You're doing an incredible job with your craft regardless of the how.
As someone who grown in a traditional family thos is so accurate
I worked at best buy for 3 days when I was a teen it was the worst work experience of my life. They stuck me on a computer for nearly the entire 3 days and didn’t tell me anything, then didn’t even notice I didn’t come back after lunch 😂
i fully respect you dude and your ability to really know exactly whats annoying tells me youre a good dude. but my god all of your characters fill me with seething rage and hatred
This man's absolutely infuriating, well done
This played right after the boyfriend being sick skit. Brilliant
I'm sick rn and was just minutes ago thinking about how nice it would be to have someone who would help me get water or a heat pad, but this has made me count my blessings again. I'd rather faint into my puke bucket than live with someone like that 😷
Breakup arc next video pls 🙏🏾
For some of these videos the comments are just as fascinating as the content itself.
So he looks down on her for not working yet also wants her not to work
This feels like the anti boyfriend asmr.
Black coffee w leftover reheated pizza, breakfast of champs 😂
That plate is so pretty.
Thanks for dropping this banger right as I’m coming down with something
I aspire to be as traditional as this man.
I get so irate watching these videos and yet I keep coming back to them. Why am I doing this to myself.
Hello!! You’re so talented that I physically can’t watch your content!! 🥹
Girl. I don’t know why I torture myself with your videos. I can tell you’re doing a great job because I constantly want to throw hands.
How can someone think it's not masculine to be able to take care of yourself and the people you care about?
I feel bad bc this guy is so smart and hilarious and does a great job making these skits.... but my blood literally boils just seeing his face now 😭
My grandfather, when my grandmother had to be put on bedrest or she'd misscarry my uncle and my Momma and my aunt were just little girls and it was the maid's day off. My Momma said that she could remember there being a handful of dishes in the sink, and my grandfather was such a ahole, that he took my Momma and aunt to the corner of this one certain street where people gather who wanted to work, and he got a lady to come over and paid her to was that handful of dishes because that was woman's work. When I was pregnant and in the hospital and I was only allowed to go home in spurts, but I was always on bedrest. My Daddy would help my Momma to take care of me, and he would show my ex-husband what to do. When my Momma got really sick and she was dying, my Daddy waited on her hand and foot. That's why I can't understand men like this one nor would I ever put up with one.
The reason I have trouble watching these is that you are too good at it
UGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Excellent video! Thoroughly infuriated 10/10
Damn pop off to the man who pulling off the skit. his acting is real af, it’s almost frightening cuz it reminds me of my own pop