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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @Domarius64
    @Domarius64 Год назад +7150

    This young lady has gone through some shit to be able to reproduce this so perfectly...

    • @Firepowered
      @Firepowered Год назад +407

      I'm getting the feeling the description of the CCTV footage comes from firsthand observation

    • @zosoart
      @zosoart Год назад +102

      Welcome to the North

    • @chilliam00
      @chilliam00 Год назад +32

      ​​@@zosoart Read that in a 'Jon Snow, Game of Thrones accent' 😂

    • @joedennehy386
      @joedennehy386 Год назад +36

      Or she's a good actor

    • @notsure1135
      @notsure1135 Год назад +20

      @@joedennehy386 which comes from where mate? Bitter experience.

  • @fredneecher1746
    @fredneecher1746 Год назад +5729

    Southerner giving bad news. "Right, you've got two options. You pay the fine, or we send the boys round. So which is it?"

    • @danieloliver4558
      @danieloliver4558 Год назад +87

      I always thought such a direct approach would be northern

    • @paulthomas8262
      @paulthomas8262 Год назад +365

      No the southern approach is to put you in a queue for 40 minutes, followed by an automated message on to log on on-line to pay your penalty. Then a letter with a court date, and if you still don't pay some scrawny PC will knock on your door.

    • @danieloliver4558
      @danieloliver4558 Год назад +20

      @@paulthomas8262 sounds far more cost effective

    • @phily8093
      @phily8093 Год назад +41

      @Daniel Oliver there's certainly both. There's the real warm ones, which I'd say are the majority, and then there's the ones who are so harsh and abrupt and self important that you'd cut your skin on their breath.

    • @5h4d0w5l1f3
      @5h4d0w5l1f3 Год назад +24

      ​@@danieloliver4558 Only the damned thing can arrive after the court date. Cost effectiveness shouldn't govern every aspect of human services!

  • @jacob8949
    @jacob8949 Год назад +1162

    "Best to your family"
    *sends bailiffs round*
    This is spot on 😂😭

  • @JemimaDoesASMR
    @JemimaDoesASMR Год назад +4846

    0:39 "You got any kids, Kelly? No?"
    "Yeah, I wouldn't if I were you, mine do my f**ing head in." BRILLIANT 😂

    • @d2vmusic
      @d2vmusic Год назад +63

      My favourite bit too, caught me off guard! 😂

    • @SingPandaProductions
      @SingPandaProductions Год назад +8

      😂

    • @vrcxdc3623
      @vrcxdc3623 Год назад +17

      I don't get what this means even after your transcribation

    • @JemimaDoesASMR
      @JemimaDoesASMR Год назад +86

      @@vrcxdc3623 If something "does your head in" it's really frustrating and annoying - hope that helps! 😊

    • @kathyl2312
      @kathyl2312 Год назад +46

      I think it's similar to how US people would say "it drives me crazy"

  • @ka9202
    @ka9202 Год назад +2232

    "it won't be a social visit." That took me out 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SingPandaProductions
      @SingPandaProductions Год назад +136

      It probably won't be me which is unfortunate cause I would like to see the jacket in person.

    • @baschoen23
      @baschoen23 Год назад +4

      Fr 😂

    • @timfagan816
      @timfagan816 Год назад

      You seriously need to get a life, if that took you out! Wasn't even funny! 🤡🤡🤦🤦

  • @MirlitronOne
    @MirlitronOne Год назад +9198

    As a Southerner, I can confirm that people get nicer the further North you go - until you reach Scotland, of course.

    • @evansisgreat
      @evansisgreat Год назад +1395

      As a Scotsman I can confirm, no one is friendly to southerners here.

    • @haweavivian48
      @haweavivian48 Год назад +80

      ​@@evansisgreat 🤣😂

    • @drwes8593
      @drwes8593 Год назад +516

      ​@@evansisgreat As a northerner, I feel that the Scottish are actually really friendly.

    • @keithroy9217
      @keithroy9217 Год назад

      Scots aren’t unfriendly to southerners. They’re just unintelligible as far as southerners are concerned.

    • @luawyf9037
      @luawyf9037 Год назад +165

      @@drwes8593 until you say edinburg or glass gow.

  • @JasmineSurrealVideos
    @JasmineSurrealVideos Год назад +3084

    It's the friendliness and chatty ways, asking about the jacket is absolutely classic Northern, and making it better for the recipient. I love this so much, as a Northerner in exile in London, where people are different shall we say to this, it's like a little bit of Northern to warm the cockles of my saddened heart...

    • @SpookyJohnathan
      @SpookyJohnathan Год назад +36

      I read this in her voice.

    • @danieloliver4558
      @danieloliver4558 Год назад +41

      Come home

    • @paulanderson2033
      @paulanderson2033 Год назад +2

      Brilliant

    • @redsorgum
      @redsorgum Год назад +29

      This in the states, but reverse, it would be the southerners….🤘🇺🇸😘🇬🇧🤘

    • @JF-kv1gm
      @JF-kv1gm Год назад +14

      I'm a Southerner but now living in another country altogether. Worked in Lancashire for several years, very happy memories.😢

  • @Zeebo-ig6ui
    @Zeebo-ig6ui Год назад +1572

    I got PTSD from working in a call centre 😮 Having a Yorkshire accent and being gently spoken, I had most customers eating out of the palm of my hand. As long as you act like you've gone out of your way to help them out, most customers will take bad news even though they won't like it. If you sound like you're on their side, it reduces the chance of them kicking off

    • @jonathangrimm5850
      @jonathangrimm5850 Год назад +32

      Ok, but why do you have PTSD from that?

    • @slantdwave
      @slantdwave Год назад +79

      @@jonathangrimm5850 keyword: "most"

    • @Fwootgummi
      @Fwootgummi Год назад +5

      @@jonathangrimm5850 I'm sure there's more to the job

    • @Ben-Reid
      @Ben-Reid Год назад +48

      @@jonathangrimm5850 The PTSD comment is an obvious exaggeration, but I'll answer the question of why you'd maybe have bad memories of your time as a call centre agent. Generally it's due to people acting very much the same way they do on the internet but in a more direct, spiteful manner if they don't get their way. There's not quite as much anonymity in most cases but customers know that they'll never have to see you face-to-face and they know that you're not allowed to retaliate. So if you're relaying bad news, some bad apples (not all customers, of course - the majority are nice if not a tad cold) will take the opportunity as a free pass to hurl insults at you as if you have any jurisdiction over the multi-million pound business/bank you're working minimum wage for. Some days you feel like you're just being paid to be a verbal punch bag. Some people can handle that better than others is all. Being shouted at and called every name under the sun while being contractually obligated to keep your mouth shut and respond with undeserved kindness will eventually grind anybody's gears regardless of whether you get a pay cheque at the end or not. It's not a particularly hard job at all in my opinion, but it's not one I'd be quick to go back to either unless I really needed the money.

    • @jonathangrimm5850
      @jonathangrimm5850 Год назад +11

      @@Ben-Reid The exaggeration might've flown over my head. 😬
      I can definitely see how the job can be quite stressful and frustrating but what followed after the comment's first sentence to me didn't seem like it was enough to cause PTSD which I've thought of to be something fairly serious. Now, that doesn't mean you can't get it from a call centre job, we don't know what they went through. 🤷🏼‍♂ Then again, it might've just been a strong exaggeration the likes of which might be thrown around a bit much currently.
      After your description of how nice this job is, why is it not a hard job for you though?

  • @nolongerjuicyboiz4413
    @nolongerjuicyboiz4413 Год назад +594

    I expected a joke, and got just a genuinely accurate depiction

    • @aurora_skye
      @aurora_skye Год назад +2

      Same

    • @jkfan2005
      @jkfan2005 Год назад +2

      Does she have a RECEIPT for that jacket?

    • @JimboDoomface
      @JimboDoomface Год назад +1

      Sometimes you laugh because it's funny, and sometimes...sometimes you laugh because it's true.

    • @Elvisism
      @Elvisism 10 месяцев назад

      2 birds...

  • @greatbritishmale
    @greatbritishmale Год назад +2461

    This is perfect. When people say northerners are friendly they mean they’ll always sound friendly even if they are saying horrible things about you.

    • @ACE53621
      @ACE53621 Год назад +107

      Ah, so it's like someone in the southern US saying how someone is dumb as hell and a slut and then adding "bless their heart?"😅

    • @ChibiViolin
      @ChibiViolin Год назад +21

      I believe the yanks call it 'Killing you softly." Also a great movie in my opinion.

    • @pagethreemodel
      @pagethreemodel Год назад +18

      I personally don't think they sound friendly. The accents are lovely (or luv-leh) but imo they sound very blunt and intimidating at times.

    • @marammaaroufi6093
      @marammaaroufi6093 Год назад +1

      @@ACE53621 yeah pretty much

    • @blackporscheroadster-yw8hb
      @blackporscheroadster-yw8hb Год назад +12

      @@pagethreemodel I agree. I'm from near Manchester originally and if someone gets me angry and I let rip it can be pretty terrifying. Have had people shaking in fear before now. Northerners are also not afraid to follow verbal with physical too.

  • @julianhermanubis6800
    @julianhermanubis6800 Год назад +513

    A Southern American and someone from Northern England should wind up on the same line giving bad news to each other.

    • @sroberts605
      @sroberts605 Год назад +7

      True!

    • @Aaa-dv3oi
      @Aaa-dv3oi Год назад +1

      ?

    • @equitime77
      @equitime77 Год назад +6

      Yeah sounds like me talking to Eon next who have their call centers in South Africa. Them : I want to change you to a direct debit etc. Me : now that is not going to happen, this is what I'm going to do. (I'm from Yorkshire)

    • @Nfjfjfjfnffjjfjffj
      @Nfjfjfjfnffjjfjffj Год назад +1

      @@Aaa-dv3oi?

    • @erincosta565
      @erincosta565 Год назад +2

      Yeah, except the southerner would be nicer. Up in the north, no ones cares.

  • @Seronu
    @Seronu Год назад +414

    As a born and bred Yorkshireman, this was uncanny.
    The accent, the cadence and rhythm. The word choice, too. It's very accurate.

  • @thewildone-e6w
    @thewildone-e6w Год назад +88

    "We've got cctv of you coming into Wigan north western with a bottle of echo falls summer berries."
    😅Fabulous line!

  • @pistonar
    @pistonar Год назад +1213

    I saw something similar to this on the train from King's Cross to Edinburgh a few years ago. A young man was having some sort of mental episode, and he unfortunately pulled the emergency stop cord (button?) just a few miles short of Berwick. The staff were absolutely wonderful, sitting him down and plying him with food and something to drink. Apparently, doing what he did on a train is rather serious in the UK, though I don't know if it rises to something equivalent to felony in the US. He got off in Berwick, and the staff didn't have police waiting for him there, but they did gently but very clearly let him know that he had kinda fucked up there, and no one wanted 'an embarrasin' spot of trouble, do we dear?' I love that calm but _firm_ professionalism that you see in the UK.

    • @since1876
      @since1876 Год назад +117

      Meanwhile, in the United States, if we get on the train and there's a drunken idiot singing and dancing, the police show up at the next stop with guns drawn 😂

    • @since1876
      @since1876 Год назад +17

      @Alan Myerscough I live here, do you?

    • @joshuarosen6242
      @joshuarosen6242 Год назад +103

      It is indeed a serious offence but a lot of the railway laws are enforced with a considerable degree of discretion. Generally speaking, if your misbehaviour isn't malicious or calculated then you will get a firm telling off and made to promise you won't do it again.
      I experienced this myself as a boy. My behaviour, on the railways at least, has been exemplary ever since so the approach seems to have worked with me.

    • @steven8hamilton
      @steven8hamilton Год назад

      UK is too soft. Time for us to man up and arrest nutters not be so soft and woke.

    • @Ck87JF
      @Ck87JF Год назад +60

      @@since1876 I think Alan is referring to Jordan Neely, who was a homeless man asking for food on a New York subway, got a bit loud, and another dude decided to choke him out and ended up killing him.

  • @trogdo
    @trogdo Год назад +1059

    This is uncanny
    It’s actually like getting a call from the council 👏

    • @jenwhite8832
      @jenwhite8832 Год назад +10

      I work public facing for a council and yes this is true

    • @expressrobkill
      @expressrobkill Год назад +36

      Yea so your house will be taken from you and you will be homeless if that’s alright.
      Hope you have a good day.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 Год назад +5

      Missing out on the security checks though.
      "Can I just ask you some questions to verify your identity?"
      "I have no idea who you are, why would I give you my details?"

    • @ShastaOrange
      @ShastaOrange Год назад +4

      I like when British people talk about "the council." It sounds mysterious and mundane at the same time, and I'm never fully sure what the council's duties are.

    • @OliverRobbins-i6j
      @OliverRobbins-i6j 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@ShastaOrange Bins and that.

  • @jamspangle
    @jamspangle Год назад +22

    'How do you spell that' paying off with 'Top Shop' is genius. I've Northern family on both sides, i've lived happily elsewhere for decades but this is so accurate it makes me feel slightly homesick.

  • @fate-may
    @fate-may Год назад +938

    I know this vid is a 'relatable' skit, but as an American I keep replaying this because her voice is so lovely to listen to and the vid radiates such warmth overall, it's a really peaceful feeling 💖

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 Год назад +139

      This is why they put call centres in the UK up in the north. Because even with bad news, the accent is so soothing.

    • @LaceyMyriah
      @LaceyMyriah Год назад +31

      This is one of the reasons I love watching Doctor Who so much. So comforting.

    • @written12
      @written12 Год назад +28

      As an American, too, I find the accent very pleasant.

    • @jessesleight9631
      @jessesleight9631 Год назад +8

      The accent is...sure, calm, but kind of annoying.

    • @mairifranklin8227
      @mairifranklin8227 Год назад +2

      @@AutomaticDuck300 Apparently even overseas they encourage non-native speakers to practise a jordie accent

  • @DaGleese
    @DaGleese Год назад +380

    As a northern lad living in Germany, this made me feel homesick.

    • @misslyntheena
      @misslyntheena Год назад +16

      As a German missing (some) English folks I get you, Germans can be very blunt and straight to the point - no “how are you, love”, I miss that

    • @littleloner1159
      @littleloner1159 Год назад +11

      As a German, I always happily call any customer support number or NHS or even student loans in the UK
      Helping out my partner who emigrated to Germany and it's always just such a treat not even mad about the costs of the call or the bad news
      The only German customer support that makes me feel that way are the Bavarian accents

    • @jmc3893
      @jmc3893 Год назад +2

      As a German living in the North of England I hear you!

    • @hahalol6772
      @hahalol6772 Год назад +4

      As a North German living in the city of England, Oklahoma I feel you all

    • @thenostalgicguy46
      @thenostalgicguy46 Год назад +1

      Come home bro.

  • @mh1593
    @mh1593 Год назад +376

    The final word spoken on this video absolutely made it

    • @cjyoung7372
      @cjyoung7372 Год назад +8

      I take it that top shot is kinda low end?

    • @hermanjacobs4425
      @hermanjacobs4425 Год назад +25

      It’s Top Shop. It’s not essentially the best place to shop women’s clothes at budget prices. Zara is far better than that.

    • @DNAJock
      @DNAJock Год назад +60

      @@hermanjacobs4425 it's because earlier she asked "How do you spell that?"

    • @joshuarosen6242
      @joshuarosen6242 Год назад +4

      @@cjyoung7372 You take it correctly.

    • @gilgameshofuruk4060
      @gilgameshofuruk4060 Год назад +8

      @@hermanjacobs4425 Are Top Shop still going? I knew a girl in the early eighties who some t every Saturday afternoon in there finding something to wear when out clubbing that night, then she'd go to the till with it, get last week's "purchase" out, say it didn't fit and could she swap it?

  • @beep_boop_beep
    @beep_boop_beep Год назад +184

    I don't know why the alogrithm is showing me this a year late but I laughed out loud. Spot on.

    • @MuckyBoots
      @MuckyBoots Год назад +4

      Bro same 🤣

    • @Tomsnothere
      @Tomsnothere Год назад +5

      Not only that, I'm here in the US and not sure why this popped up at all. I started watching the preview without audio and it didn't take long to surmise it was in the UK (the accent comes through in the transcript, lol) but I was baffled as to the context. Still don't know what the fine was for. I can tell you here in the US it is backwards - people get nicer as you go south instead of north, lol.

    • @anthonykennedy5324
      @anthonykennedy5324 Год назад

      Ahh... the alogriithm. Or whatever.

  • @kebman
    @kebman Год назад +117

    There's an old joke about a South Norwegian coming to North Norway. Naturally, he ends up with a rowdy bunch who decides to get him really, really drunk in the sticks. Just as naturally, they all go off somewhere (the nearest bush and pass out I'm sure), so he's left alone there. And now he's really, really sick, and he doesn't know where he is. So he stumbles to this house over the other side of the road. And then it all just convulses on him, and he pukes there next to the porch. This is when the little old lady of the house comes out. He stares at her looming over him, afraid of what will happen to him next. That's when she asks him: "Why are you standing there and puking? Come inside and puke instead!" Ah, Northeren hospitality. You know, we don't see folks so often, so you have to take care of thems you get!

  • @RoamFree1866
    @RoamFree1866 Год назад +94

    If I ever get bad news, getting them from someone like her would certainly be the highlight of the day!

    • @katemiller5990
      @katemiller5990 Год назад +3

      Definitely! It might even be worth the bad news, depending on what it was 😜

  • @amongsttheruins
    @amongsttheruins Год назад +94

    As an American who hiked the entirety of the Pennine Way several years ago, this video reminded me of every single woman at every BnB I stayed at. Even as a foreigner, I noticed a big difference between Southerners and Northerners.

    • @ScottJB
      @ScottJB Год назад +12

      ​@smart viewer US southerners often strike me as fake nice. Like just shallowly polite and not kind. Unlike the lower Midwest where people are polite and kind af

    • @Piecenotwar
      @Piecenotwar Год назад

      Northerners are just better people to be quiet honest with you mate, friends with everyone and anyone except dickheads…which unfortunately is what a lot of southerners are.

    • @amongsttheruins
      @amongsttheruins Год назад +12

      ​@@ScottJB I'm a Southerner. We really are that nice. There's a lot of bias against Southerners in general in the US, so folks are quick to assume it's fake. But I assure you, we really do care about you if we're making small talk!

    • @Eyeball44
      @Eyeball44 Год назад +3

      Wow congratulations on walking the whole way! Did you see the ghost man and his dog?

    • @amongsttheruins
      @amongsttheruins Год назад +2

      @@Eyeball44 Hmm, that doesn't ring a bell. I met a lot of folks with dogs, although none were ghastly!

  • @matlew1960
    @matlew1960 Год назад +72

    I'm a Northerner born and bred. Ee by gum lad, I moved away about 40 years ago and I haven't heard the phrase Ta-ra for goodbye since. Brings back memories.

    • @TayWoode
      @TayWoode Год назад +12

      And the “Hello love are ya alright?” Heard everywhere from Manchester to Newcastle 👍🏾

    • @peterfromgw4615
      @peterfromgw4615 Год назад +6

      Should that have been “moved away 40 year ago”…….. Love the Yorkie banter. Grüße aus Australien.

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich Год назад

      I miss „hooroo!“ meself

    • @thenostalgicguy46
      @thenostalgicguy46 Год назад

      ​@@TayWoode So accurate

  • @UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl
    @UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl Год назад +120

    This woman could tell me I was going to be arrested for life for a crime I didn't even commit and I'd be like "Alright, thanks for letting me know"

    • @MrVaskor
      @MrVaskor 5 месяцев назад

      I didn't know banging your head on a table in a train could get you a fine or arrested!

    • @UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl
      @UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl 5 месяцев назад

      @@MrVaskor It probably could if it was considered causing a public disturbance or whatever the term is.

    • @MrVaskor
      @MrVaskor 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl Hmm... perhaps I need to relocate to the North, since near where I live, even quite serious crimes on public transport are often not dealt with properly by the authorities, who are presumably too overstretched

  • @clarkhowell8267
    @clarkhowell8267 Год назад +40

    THIS is why I love the Internet. Sharing stuff like this from around the world is keeping us sane in an insane time.

  • @JackMellor498
    @JackMellor498 Год назад +112

    This is bloody accurate, although speaking as someone who feels northern at heart, I’d have used the name once, and then for the rest of the call referred to her as “love”. That’s genuinely how open and delightful northerners can be.
    When you start talking to someone up North for instance, a lovely lady running a pub, and you return the pint glasses to the bar when you’re done and wave to say goodbye, if they say “Take care, love”, they’re definitely northern, and someone absolutely worth more of your time.
    Make said pub your local, and said lady will be as friendly as family in a matter of days!

    • @Fifi-jb3yx
      @Fifi-jb3yx Год назад +3

      you’re making me feel homesick! i took a job in a pharmacy during my gap year and i have never been called “darling” so much in my LIFE… or better yet just “darl”. i swear northern men are incapable of not tacking a love or darl on the end of every sentence. I was 19 and worked the counter too so i had no chance. i didn’t mind really its quite sweet, except when a 14 yr old tried it 😭

  • @SB-ul1py
    @SB-ul1py Год назад +21

    This is how good this is: I can fully appreciate its comedic effect even though i am from America and have zero context or understanding of how a person from northern England would speak or behave when giving bad news. I only clicked on this video because I thought it was about how an American from New York or NewJersey would give bad news. So, this girl is really good!

  • @clairenoon4070
    @clairenoon4070 Год назад +10

    Worked for a housing association in Liverpool, and loved hearing scouse call-centre operators dealing with tenants who'd been 'sanctioned' (yet again) on their benefits (not turning up for appointments etc).
    Even though it meant we would therefore struggle to get what little rent they were supposed to pay that wasn't covered by benefits, and we'd have to put (yet another) payment plan in place, the conversation invariably went along the lines of 'it's you and me against that filthy government'.

  • @mazmo2005
    @mazmo2005 Год назад +199

    As a Northerner, I love this. Funniest thing I've seen for ages. Subscribed.

    • @benjaminRhodesLEGO
      @benjaminRhodesLEGO Год назад

      I dont get it how else would she say it??
      be really rude?? be really apologetic and sad??

    • @suqmaddiqq
      @suqmaddiqq Год назад

      ​@@benjaminRhodesLEGO Mhm maybe more straightforward

    • @Fifi-jb3yx
      @Fifi-jb3yx Год назад +2

      @@benjaminRhodesLEGO”hello, i’m calling to inform you that the train company has followed through with the police about the incident on friday. you should have been emailed about a fine. yes that’s the amount. yes there’s CCTV footage. can i check your date of birth and address please? thank you. the police will be coming to check in tomorrow during working hours. it’s in your interest to be there. Okay thanks, bye.”

    • @benjaminRhodesLEGO
      @benjaminRhodesLEGO Год назад

      @@Fifi-jb3yx mmmm sounds like what a ROBOT WOULD SAY!!! I knew it.

  • @PMS1950
    @PMS1950 Год назад +222

    Great sketch. Gloriously sadistic in a kind and thoughtful way - love it!

    • @robertfrett3717
      @robertfrett3717 Год назад +6

      It's wonderful isn't it! Wish this was a show.

    • @lex8799
      @lex8799 Год назад +6

      How is it sadistic?

    • @samdobie6748
      @samdobie6748 Год назад +1

      @@lex8799 It isn't

  • @englandcalling9721
    @englandcalling9721 Год назад +13

    Just brilliant. Wasn't sure which clothing outlet you'd go for, but finishing with Topshop, is like starting a completely new story with one word.

  • @clairenoon4070
    @clairenoon4070 Год назад +50

    For top level northern-ness, seek out the real-life 'medical responders' TV show video of the immediate aftermath of a young woman who didn't even know she was pregnant giving birth in a Manchester hotel room bathroom.
    It makes it even better that she and her friend had been in Manchester for a Harry Potter Convention.
    From start to finish, a masterclass in northern calm, and quiet, understated common-sense. At one point the woman's friend phones the new dad to tell him he's unexpectedly become a father, and even the first responders have a laugh when told his response was 'thanks for letting me know'.
    At the end you get the women on the 999 lines having an 'aw, bless' kind of conversation.

  • @jasquer
    @jasquer Год назад +12

    The comment section complements the video's tone so well... It's the best of British Internet, I tell ya, I'm literally in tears here. Stay classy, dear Brits.

  • @rineatorise
    @rineatorise Год назад +17

    Been rewatching it not because I really understand the context, but purely for the accent. Ready to listen for hours

  • @giovanniamy6466
    @giovanniamy6466 Год назад +11

    Spotless, never over-acted for the camera, like the best mockumentaries.

  • @gabrielplattes6253
    @gabrielplattes6253 Год назад +55

    "Where did you get that jacket?..." 😂

  • @gemmaclements8951
    @gemmaclements8951 Год назад +43

    The line about her kids proper made me laugh! 😂

  • @illiniwood
    @illiniwood Год назад +26

    The English are such beautiful people in every way.

  • @DevonRyeTheDragonfly
    @DevonRyeTheDragonfly Год назад +43

    And this is why there is a meaningful difference between being nice and being friendly

  • @llamasugar5478
    @llamasugar5478 Год назад +95

    Not me expecting to hear Minnesotan, with a “Tell your folks I says ‘Hey’” at the end.
    This was a delightful surprise!

    • @lessparks9388
      @lessparks9388 Год назад +11

      In The southern US it would be, “Tell yo mama an dem hey.”

    • @llamasugar5478
      @llamasugar5478 Год назад +9

      @@lessparks9388 Is that Louisiana? My people in KY would say, “Tell yer mominem I said ‘Hey’!” 😁

    • @ivanruiz2218
      @ivanruiz2218 Год назад +5

      @@llamasugar5478 Here in northern California, if it's a stranger, like a receptionist on the phone it's just "have a good day" "thank you, you too" "bye" "bye"

    • @JobiWan144
      @JobiWan144 Год назад +1

      @@llamasugar5478 Yeah, it definitely sounds Louisianan

    • @ariaxrose1
      @ariaxrose1 Год назад +5

      Where do you guys think you got your accents? 😂 a lot of southern settlers had ancestry from these regions. Infact this accent is very similar to what the puritans had in the 1600s

  • @keode
    @keode Год назад +20

    I cannot understand how you managed to make every second more accurate than the last. Every time I thought 'it's peaked' you just managed to one-up yourself

    • @rosie8991
      @rosie8991 Год назад

      Didn’t she just 😂😂😂😂 this is beyond accurate of legit every northern customer service person hahhHah

  • @joeface448
    @joeface448 Год назад +628

    The fact that getting charged with a crime from CCTV footage has become a meme is sincerely frightening.

    • @zig131
      @zig131 Год назад +76

      No one is sitting through hours and hours of dull CCTV footage for every train in an operator's portfolio. Maybe they'll stick an AI on it eventually. Someone would have made a complaint and then they'd have checked the footage from around the given time.

    • @kledynk6591
      @kledynk6591 Год назад +7

      my thoughts exactly, but is this a thing actually?

    • @ennbee2051
      @ennbee2051 Год назад +7

      The fact that! The fact! Facts everywhere when gen z's are about! They love 'the fact that'!

    • @Sanctor95
      @Sanctor95 Год назад +15

      Wtf is so frightening about that?

    • @joeface448
      @joeface448 Год назад +56

      @@ennbee2051 RUclips comment sections are no substitute for therapy, Karen

  • @lauraellen189
    @lauraellen189 Год назад +20

    Omg, I am cracking up! I am in America and this doesn't happen. Such a cute accent too!!!

  • @sihaandhaha8460
    @sihaandhaha8460 Год назад +30

    As a northerner living in the south, I can confirm southerners are terrified of nice people. 😂

  • @Mike-bp2hh
    @Mike-bp2hh Год назад +38

    She's delightful! Kelly seems quite nice too.

  • @ashroskell
    @ashroskell Год назад +14

    First visit to this channel and I see a star. That was great acting, real wit and superb observation. Talk about, “Funny coz’ it’s true,” too?! I’m from Fleetwood in Lancashire and she NAILED it! Loved that. ✌️👍

  • @wendyheatherwood
    @wendyheatherwood 9 месяцев назад +2

    I'm a southerner living up north and working in an office that processes traffic fines, and that is a PERFECT impression of multiple colleagues of mine.

  • @alruiz5096
    @alruiz5096 Год назад +11

    Most admirable. What a great way of engaging the other person in the given circumstance.

  • @forvideosofmil
    @forvideosofmil Год назад +10

    This doesn't have more likes because the rest of the world won't understand, but this is golden. And "TopShop" at the end - I almost spat out my Polo.

    • @rayla8617
      @rayla8617 Год назад +1

      LOOOOL I JUST CLOCKED THIS ASWELL, she really said how do you spell that, nahh the COMEDIC EXCELLENCE THERE!!😭

  • @katesbane
    @katesbane Год назад +23

    i'm southern but i had a video call with a barclays employee in sunderland to get my debit card set up and she was exactly like this 😂

  • @WatchMaga
    @WatchMaga Год назад +77

    Wow. What a gifted comedic actress. First time I’ve seen you. You should be snatched up by a talent agency and put into big media immediately.

    • @mazmo2005
      @mazmo2005 Год назад

      Seconded.

    • @Petrof51
      @Petrof51 Год назад

      Thirded! 😊

    • @TaariqSiddik
      @TaariqSiddik Год назад +6

      That would ruin it tbh

    • @nicolab2075
      @nicolab2075 Год назад +7

      It's the writing as much as the acting

    • @WatchMaga
      @WatchMaga Год назад +1

      @@nicolab2075 absolutely true.

  • @deldridg
    @deldridg Год назад +7

    My grandmother was from Yorkshire and here in Australia, there were times when we could barely understand her. No matter what the situation however, we always knew she was being kind and calm, even when nailing me or my sister for being naughty... Now that were a long time ago looovie. 🙂 Cheers - Dave

  • @jackieakelly4107
    @jackieakelly4107 Год назад +26

    Very good, love the delivery. Reminiscent of the wonderful Victoria Wood 😊

  • @roberttaylor3328
    @roberttaylor3328 Год назад +27

    Being from the southern U.S. it's amazing how similar in tone and presentation it is to what we call "southern charm". Amazing! It is true that the original settlers of our area were from the rural North of England.

    • @annienmouse9767
      @annienmouse9767 Год назад +3

      No comparison whatsoever.

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Год назад +2

      Except without those biting undertones of passive-aggression if you're a wee bit different in values, background or religion lol

    • @Martin-88
      @Martin-88 Год назад

      ​@Ian1 True, but outside of the cities the north feels a lot more remote and wild. You don't get valleys and big hills down south like in the Lake District and Peak District.

    • @Martin-88
      @Martin-88 Год назад

      @Ian1 Exactly, "huge areas". You made it sound like the north is an urban wasteland.

    • @thenostalgicguy46
      @thenostalgicguy46 Год назад

      @@annienmouse9767 Exactly.

  • @idegteke
    @idegteke Год назад +13

    Reminds me of my first job interview in the UK, after I sneaked in the country some 20 yrs ago, and the woman asked “weobotya baisd?”, and I couldn’t really respond at all

    • @joshuarosen6242
      @joshuarosen6242 Год назад +5

      This happened to me when I first moved to London (only 200 miles South so not from a different country) and I struggled to understand London accents.
      I remember someone giving me directions saying "Go dahn levva line". I asked her to repeat it but I had no idea what "levva line" meant until she said "levva, levva, like a levva jackitt".
      I never got used to the accent - it's bloody ugly. It was occasionally entertaining though. I was waiting for the Greenwich free ferry and I heard a black cab driver say "Gor blimey, wossat geezer playin' at?" and I thought "I'm really in London now".

    • @Lamlerongy
      @Lamlerongy Год назад +1

      @@joshuarosen6242 yeah... that's cockney accent from the docklands area

    • @ksavage681
      @ksavage681 Год назад

      shoulda said round Warwickshire therebout.

    • @Lamlerongy
      @Lamlerongy Год назад

      @@ksavage681 no its around tilbury

    • @superAweber
      @superAweber Год назад +1

      @@joshuarosen6242 hilarious comment 😃

  • @therealjordiano
    @therealjordiano Год назад +16

    So authentic lol, amazing impressions, the "aghlraaigh''' " near the end was so crisp

  • @hudycat
    @hudycat Год назад +31

    This just reminded me of my teacher: she’d bark to the students to shut up and yell on top of lungs like a predator scaring the prey. And then as soon as the bell rang she’d snap into a cheery tone, a wide warm smile and start up an animated conversation with them as though nothing ever happened and they’d been best friends forever. 👌🏻

  • @zzzcocopepe
    @zzzcocopepe Год назад +9

    That's me. I'm like that. I think the reason we're here is to be happy. And also, you can't truly be happy if somebody near you is suffering. So we're also here to help others be happy

  • @LewisCampbellTech
    @LewisCampbellTech Год назад +104

    I'm from New Zealand and I just realised I associate this accent with recruiters.

    • @ariaxrose1
      @ariaxrose1 Год назад +1

      What’s a recruiter?

    • @SewayPL
      @SewayPL Год назад +10

      ​@@ariaxrose1 something you have to google

    • @mftmss7086
      @mftmss7086 Год назад

      ​@@ariaxrose1 someone who FARTS

    • @RustOnWheels
      @RustOnWheels Год назад +5

      @@ariaxrose1recruiters want you to work somewhere else so they get paid their commission.

    • @trimonmusic
      @trimonmusic Год назад +21

      @@ariaxrose1 Someone who comes to fix your cruit if it gets damaged.

  • @coolbrotherf127
    @coolbrotherf127 Год назад +36

    Being from the US, I thought this was going to be about how a New Yorker would give bad news. It would be quite different from a UK northerner.

    • @kateyare4708
      @kateyare4708 Год назад +11

      I was thinking the same thing. In the US, it is the southerners who are unfailingly polite, while we northerners tend to be rather abrupt and somewhat crude.

    • @CarShopping101
      @CarShopping101 Год назад +4

      @@kateyare4708 You mean people from the northeast. People in the northern Midwest like Minnesota and Wisconsin are typically very polite and welcoming. I also find the same with people outside of the big cities of the Southwest/Mountain West like NM, AZ and CO.

    • @ScottJB
      @ScottJB Год назад

      ​@@CarShopping101 "Tell yer folks I says hi now" - Wisconsinites. Just how she says "best to your family"

    • @CatharticCreation
      @CatharticCreation Год назад +1

      Minnesotans are kinda like this a bit tho

  • @apricotpavlova134
    @apricotpavlova134 Год назад +2

    Brilliant I'm from Yorkshire and It could be me talking here. Can't resist a bit of friendly chat.Just comes out anytime whatever situation. 💎🌟👍👍👍

  • @Paul-uz6un
    @Paul-uz6un Год назад +9

    this is SOOOOO brilliant and soothing and makes you feel like in a safety bubble or smth i need more of this

  • @machinist_matt
    @machinist_matt Год назад +10

    I have a strong northern (Yorkshire) accent. Anytime I leave Yorkshire, I notice people try to keep me talking just to prolong hearing my accent. It's nice but also kind of annoying. 😂

  • @thejesseayy
    @thejesseayy Год назад +34

    I'm an American, so when I read Northerner I was prepared for an entirely different accent. My brain was so confused for a couple seconds until it caught up! 😂😂😂

    • @phineas8532
      @phineas8532 Год назад +2

      Fellow Christian?

    • @thejesseayy
      @thejesseayy Год назад

      @@phineas8532 Yep!

    • @phineas8532
      @phineas8532 Год назад

      @@thejesseayy God’s Grace be to you. Are you familiar with free grace theology? (Or easy believism as it’s called pejoratively)

    • @thejesseayy
      @thejesseayy Год назад

      @@phineas8532 No I'm not

    • @phineas8532
      @phineas8532 Год назад

      @@thejesseayy oh. What do you believe about salvation?

  • @mrspoonofbuttonmoon
    @mrspoonofbuttonmoon Год назад +3

    This randomly popped up on my feed, and I'm glad it did - brilliant sketch!

  • @linus1703
    @linus1703 Год назад +7

    Every time the word jacket is mentioned I cracked up this is brilliant

    • @futureofwhat
      @futureofwhat Год назад +1

      I was hoping the answer would be top shop

  • @SevenEightSE
    @SevenEightSE Год назад +9

    you've got a great voice and presentation for some very unusual ASMR, like
    getting a fine or being evicted from the flat scenarios

  • @jojojacques810
    @jojojacques810 Год назад +3

    Brilliant!!! Well done!!! Really made laugh!!! You have a gift!!! Your deadpan delivery as well, just sublime!!! 🤣❤️🙏

  • @IoanaAndone
    @IoanaAndone Год назад +14

    This is why I'm moving North with my partner from London. Leaving London to go North ALWAYS makes us feel better and it's the people (plus the fresh air). Looking forward to making plenty of friends there 😍

    • @fgaviator
      @fgaviator Год назад

      Up North even the birds are friendlier... ruclips.net/video/kf42vpQMJ9o/видео.html

    • @Martin-88
      @Martin-88 Год назад

      I'm from Sheffield and have always lived here, and I'm noticing so many southern accents all of a sudden. Everyone seems to be escaping the south!

  • @rfldss89
    @rfldss89 Год назад +8

    "top shop" it took me a couple seconds, but that me rolling 😂

  • @gardeninginthedesert
    @gardeninginthedesert Год назад +76

    How do you spell that?
    T-O-P S-H-O-P
    😂

    • @roochiepoo
      @roochiepoo Год назад +7

      Would've been hilarious if it was H&M

  • @Katieabbott3886
    @Katieabbott3886 Год назад +5

    I can vouch for this because as someone from the Northeast of England, this is exactly how we go on lol 😂

  • @mikethespike7579
    @mikethespike7579 Год назад +2

    Wigan North Western! I come from near there. I live abroad and haven't heard anyone speak with that accent for years now. My daughter sometimes puts on my broad northern accent, she's an actress, but it doesn't sound half as good as this. Great to hear it here on RUclips.

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Год назад +4

    This is so incredibly calming and peaceful. I could use a couple hours of this to fall asleep to or just relax.

  • @wiserhinoceros
    @wiserhinoceros Год назад +33

    That was hilarious and beautifully done. I miss the North!

    • @MrBruh-fz8or
      @MrBruh-fz8or Год назад +2

      @MrGriff305 up towards Manchester , Newcastle , liverpool , york

  • @jeffreymorris11
    @jeffreymorris11 Год назад +3

    Comedian with a future in showbiz! Massive chuckle!

  • @LucyBeth
    @LucyBeth Год назад +39

    As a northerner I can confirm this is true ❤😂😂

  • @toothfairy10133
    @toothfairy10133 Год назад +5

    i swear i have had this conversation before. i dont remember it but i feel in my soul that this is spot-on accurate

  • @goobtube69
    @goobtube69 Год назад +6

    My friends mum is like this. Even when we got caught sneaking out and drinking as teenagers she was always so lovely which made things so much worse 😂

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 Год назад

      leannnnnnnnn

  • @jrjhughes1233
    @jrjhughes1233 Год назад +7

    As a northerner, it’s scary how accurate this is 😂

  • @colbyandbrennen3543
    @colbyandbrennen3543 Год назад +3

    I'm convinced she's a real office worker doing her job and acting like it's a skit for the internet

  • @bsfatboy
    @bsfatboy Год назад +7

    The comedy is so nuanced. Love it.

  • @annm.4353
    @annm.4353 Год назад +11

    As a Canadian, I feel this 😂

  • @buddypvaz124
    @buddypvaz124 Год назад +1

    Now that is how civilized people comport themselves. We should all pay attention. I would like to ask her for directions.

  • @s0nnyburnett
    @s0nnyburnett Год назад +3

    Mining people for info while billing them, that's ice cold.

  • @shoogamoogaman
    @shoogamoogaman 3 года назад +17

    RIP in peace Topshop 🙏😔

  • @judsdragon
    @judsdragon Год назад +78

    as a northerner this is spot on legit lol

    • @tanga1000mil
      @tanga1000mil Год назад +1

      what was it she said near the end, as she was saying goodbye, that sounded like "tarana"?

    • @inoox
      @inoox Год назад +2

      @@tanga1000mil Ta-ra now, it just means bye

    • @cammyt9030
      @cammyt9030 Год назад

      "Ta ra" it's how we say bye up North

  • @macmonkeyhat
    @macmonkeyhat 2 месяца назад +2

    I love the detail that she needed to know how to spell 'Top Shop'

  • @ahuddleofpenguins4842
    @ahuddleofpenguins4842 Год назад +3

    "how do you spell that?"
    clever setup to the end there

  • @TimothyAsbridge_TENOR
    @TimothyAsbridge_TENOR Год назад +1

    “Top shop” oh the subtlety of this humour is extraordinary

  • @warrickmiller7651
    @warrickmiller7651 Год назад +30

    This randomly came up on my feed and I love it haha
    You sound like your from chorley 🤣

  • @Desperate.Daniel.24-7
    @Desperate.Daniel.24-7 8 месяцев назад +2

    As a non-native English speaker halfway across the world, her accent makes me feel like I'm watching an old Woodland fairy in some godforsaken forest of mystics retelling the lore of an unknown era, as she gazes off into the distance with a reminiscing look... 😅
    Would love her doing some bedtime story asmr

  • @jessicastacey9058
    @jessicastacey9058 3 года назад +57

    This is so bang on 👌

  • @rayoflight62
    @rayoflight62 Год назад +1

    This is showing in my feed one year late.
    What is going on? Do the YT algorithm knows something we aren't aware of?
    Great sketch by the way. Sensible on one side, impositive on the other; and jumping between the two seamlessly...

  • @richardblackmore9351
    @richardblackmore9351 Год назад +4

    Ooh My God, yes as an American (I'm dual but I mostly consider myself a yank at this point) British people in general are impossible to read because you're too nice.

    • @VMM34
      @VMM34 Год назад +1

      That's true actually. We Brits are always alert for those little nuances that tell a different story in someone's friendly behaviour. It's exhausting 😂

    • @VMM34
      @VMM34 Год назад

      Just to add, my family's name is Blackmore, they come from Rainford and Skelmersdale, Lancashire.

  • @chilli-soup
    @chilli-soup Год назад +2

    She eventually paid the £5 fine over 5 months.

    • @JennyGrey-vg2zn
      @JennyGrey-vg2zn Год назад

      Hahaha

    • @JennyGrey-vg2zn
      @JennyGrey-vg2zn Год назад

      Good that my great grandma was a farmer from up north.....me and these people vibe as we have strong bonds and I love the accents..... Pmsl

  • @nicholasdasilva9
    @nicholasdasilva9 Год назад +3

    It is very chilling to watch someone try to be pleasant while acting as a repressive tool of the state to harass, embarrass, and financially punish a struggling person. Done thanks to surveillance.

    • @clairenoon4070
      @clairenoon4070 Год назад +1

      Lol! CCTV's been around for decades. And why is kicking off drunk on a train inevitably 'someone struggling'?

  • @Chrisindapurplehouse
    @Chrisindapurplehouse Год назад +5

    This gives me such asmr, but also I find it really funny.

  • @nohbuddy1
    @nohbuddy1 Год назад +4

    I love how England can fit in all of like Texas and they have such a regional divide

    • @Martin-88
      @Martin-88 Год назад +1

      England would fit in Louisiana!