[Vinesauce] Joel - Half-Life: Uplink

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @CertifiedNEETClassic
    @CertifiedNEETClassic 4 года назад +161

    "Nobody but a fool would go in there!"
    "What about this guy?"

  • @gameaddict11707
    @gameaddict11707 4 года назад +163

    So this is some weird trivia, but hearing Joel mention the HD pack
    earlier in the video, and around 10:30 talking about not getting
    headshots when he plays HL, made me think of this: It turns out the
    Vortigaunts don't take extra headshot damage if you use the HD pack,
    because Valve or Gearbox, whoever made the HD models, didn't set the
    head hitbox to be what the game code considers a head hitbox that takes
    extra damage, so it just acts like any other body part.

    • @Boooo
      @Boooo 4 года назад +23

      So even before Half Life Source they broke something about the game?

    • @gameaddict11707
      @gameaddict11707 4 года назад +5

      @@Boooo Basically :p

    • @etharchildres3976
      @etharchildres3976 9 месяцев назад

      Well, that explains it…

  • @dingdongbells3314
    @dingdongbells3314 4 года назад +115

    My first introduction to half life was actually a demo for Opposing Force, to which, I was super confused when I got Half-Life and half the weapons were missing and you were a random scientist instead of Adrian Shepard.

    • @youdonegoofed
      @youdonegoofed 4 года назад +1

      Dude, same

    • @funx24X7
      @funx24X7 4 года назад +2

      My introduction was the Redemption mod, which apparently came bundled with counterstrike. It was really hard to find for a long time and for a while I thought I hallucinated it all.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 4 года назад +2

      @@funx24X7 Redemption was... interesting. Do you remember the blocky Gordon Freeman made from map brushes, driving a jeep?

    • @funx24X7
      @funx24X7 4 года назад +2

      One Doomed Spacemarine haha, unfortunately not. The things I remember most are the difficulty, the Russian Barneys and a hellish nightmare carnival.

  • @AC3electrosphere
    @AC3electrosphere 4 года назад +19

    1:17 I think we can all relate to this sort of feeling, "wow, this character is younger than me and he's already surpassed me in many ways". Even though we know they're fictional characters, we can't help but feel kinda depressed...

  • @Jax49
    @Jax49 4 года назад +32

    Okay Joel, so what are we playing today?
    "Well its a demo, but its really not. Its more like a mod.... but its not"
    okay.

  • @labenvenci1584
    @labenvenci1584 4 года назад +97

    Fun Fact : This was a cut chapter from HL1 after Lambda Core. The original concept was about Gordon being in a facility that is under a heavy bombing, and there were fights between Scientists and Security, and HECU were pretty much making mass graves with BM staff and Aliens. Gordon had to go in and fix satellites to get communications to the outside while dealing with the situations above. It was cut because of concept changes and would not fit with the story.
    There was also ment to be an Female Scientist in this section during the Silo era of development, who would later betray Gordon by ambushing him with the military. She was later recycled for Mossman.
    Uplink was included with the Game of the Year Edition of Half-Life as a mod and was included with all subsequent releases, while absent from the Steam Release.
    It was made available for download 5 months after the release of the full retail version of the original.

    • @tamasperci4168
      @tamasperci4168 4 года назад +6

      It was made from scratch.

    • @Lego1upMushroom
      @Lego1upMushroom 4 года назад +5

      Tamás Perci nope what this guy said is true

    • @VinVonVoom
      @VinVonVoom Год назад +4

      @@Lego1upMushroom No he's still wrong, Uplink was made in two weeks after the original game came out. It used aspects from that cut chapter but it's not the same.

    • @digitaldiablo1653
      @digitaldiablo1653 8 месяцев назад +1

      Uplink is finally included with the Steam version with the 25th anniversary update.

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 4 года назад +19

    Me: is it a demo?
    Joel: well yes but actually no

  • @WilfredCthulu
    @WilfredCthulu 4 года назад +33

    Stone Cold suplexed the headcrab, and then Stone Cold Suplexed the HV Suit, and then Stone Cold suplexed the oven, and then Stone Cold suplexed the beer.

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 4 года назад +5

      Stone Cold would use a Stunner not a Suplex on them

    • @WilfredCthulu
      @WilfredCthulu 4 года назад +10

      @@kinnikuboneman Well according to Joel every wrestling move is a suplex so...

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 4 года назад +4

      @@WilfredCthulu that's because he's a dummy when it comes to wrestling moves

    • @blazzzeboy
      @blazzzeboy 4 года назад +7

      legends say he suplexed the entire Black Mesa Facility, and then went on to suplex Xen

    • @BalthorYT
      @BalthorYT 4 года назад

      That AI dungeon stream really did a number on poor ole Joel, didn't it? Rumor has it he now suplexes his bepsis instead of drinking them... poor soul...

  • @williamfoster9240
    @williamfoster9240 3 месяца назад +2

    Half-Life: Uplink and Half-Life 2: Lost Coast

  • @crashdown11
    @crashdown11 4 года назад +6

    The youtube algorithm on your Opposing Force playthrough is so wack. I can't tell anymore how many times the autoplay started it, most of the time without me realizing, or waking up after a nap on the couch just to realize joel is playing opposing force again.

    • @crashdown11
      @crashdown11 4 года назад +3

      Oh btw. It happened again after this video. Like WTF i watched it already youtube

  • @B1ackmagic
    @B1ackmagic 4 года назад +6

    I REMEMBER THIS HOLY SHIT! This was my very first exposure to Half Life. I literally lost count of how many times I played this over and over and over.

  • @chase_h.01
    @chase_h.01 4 года назад +63

    Oh shit, I just realized I'm 24... Gordon is 27 though but still

  • @sunbeames
    @sunbeames 4 года назад +33

    Why does every half life related stream Joel does turns into a mostly 1hp challenge run?

    • @tamasperci4168
      @tamasperci4168 4 года назад +5

      Because that's Half-Life.

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 года назад +4

      Because Joel is a big brained boy.

    • @The_Butt_Cracker
      @The_Butt_Cracker 2 года назад

      @@tamasperci4168 Nah, Half-Life is generally easy as hell. The reason Joel struggles with it so much nowadays is because he rushes through it the entire time he's playing in what I can only assume to be an attempt to flex his knowledge of the game. He runs right into enemy fire, runs past most of the items like health and ammo, and constantly quicksaves when it makes zero sense to.

  • @viciousslayer
    @viciousslayer 4 года назад +40

    Joel i know this wont get to you but the mp5 really does have a grenade launcher for police units
    The mp7 doesnt however

    • @LunasLostLove
      @LunasLostLove 4 года назад

      anything with a lower picatinny rail can have a grenade launcher attached.

    • @viciousslayer
      @viciousslayer 4 года назад +6

      Kuni - Kimina i guess?
      Is picatinny really strong enough to handle one?

    • @LunasLostLove
      @LunasLostLove 4 года назад +1

      @@viciousslayer nevermind i just looked it up and it's more complicated than i thought lol. maybe other models are compatible with rails.

    • @MakoTenseii
      @MakoTenseii 4 года назад +4

      Makoto Yuki spittin gun facts

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 4 года назад +1

      Malaysian spec ops use MP5s with 40mm M203 grenade launchers.

  • @commenter_HIMIK-MAN
    @commenter_HIMIK-MAN 4 года назад +14

    **Falls in an elevator**
    "Are you sure this is the right way out?"

    • @vinesauceobscurities
      @vinesauceobscurities 4 года назад +1

      ***Forgets about elevator***
      ***Keeps jumping down great heights to reach bottom of satellite chamber***

  • @twixwithmilk-5000
    @twixwithmilk-5000 2 года назад +2

    "The MP5 with a launcher makes no sense lmao"
    Wrong.

  • @niksin9941
    @niksin9941 4 года назад +3

    "I refuse to go another step!"
    -Einstein, before he died in an elevator

  • @finalstarmanishere1430
    @finalstarmanishere1430 4 года назад +6

    You streamed this on my birthday! Wish I'd known before.

  • @SMlFFY85
    @SMlFFY85 4 года назад +2

    I remember playing this off a cover disc of the April '99 edition of PC Gaming World magazine, I was super thrilled to play it as I'd not played Half-Life yet, which even then was considered something a bit special.

  • @tamasperci4168
    @tamasperci4168 4 года назад +8

    23:51 I hoped it'd be more apparent, but the grunt with the beret actually did the same thing he did in Jolly's Uplink video where it took fatal damage from the grenade yet went on to finish its scripted movement before deciding to collapse since he was already dead.

    • @snakefoolery2177
      @snakefoolery2177 4 года назад

      Tamás Perci what is he meant to do

    • @jasonfenton8250
      @jasonfenton8250 4 года назад

      @@snakefoolery2177 Nothing special, but it's a known quirk of marines in Half Life. Once a marine starts moving they don't stop until they reach their destination. They can't shoot, throw grenades, or die until they stop moving.

    • @The_Butt_Cracker
      @The_Butt_Cracker 2 года назад +1

      @@jasonfenton8250 It's not just marines - pretty much every npc does it. Next time a scientist or security guard opens a door for you, shoot them in the face with your RPG and watch them politely finish opening the door for you before falling over and dying.

  • @KamiJoJo
    @KamiJoJo 4 года назад +15

    Stone Cold Beer Austin
    37:56 "Greetings, Imma fall to my death, bye!"

  • @killroy814
    @killroy814 4 года назад +15

    Lukewarm Steve Austin.

  • @FLy1nRabBit
    @FLy1nRabBit Год назад +1

    Don't worry, Gordon Freeman is 27, which by how old this video is, *now you can feel like shit* lmao

  • @LambentV
    @LambentV 4 года назад +17

    And here I was thinking Gordon was in his early 40's.

  • @brevin630
    @brevin630 4 года назад +11

    I will never get tired of "FOR NARNIA!!!" joked

  • @ripper6638
    @ripper6638 4 года назад +10

    I want Stone Cold Steve Austin to join Joel team

  • @skidward5225
    @skidward5225 4 года назад +4

    Wow this is pretty
    cool

  • @PalKiba
    @PalKiba 4 года назад +3

    Stone Cold has been showing lots on Joel streams recently.. lol

  • @Ave_Satana666
    @Ave_Satana666 4 года назад +4

    That moment when you think your best trait is a bad thing.

  • @TheSolarWolf
    @TheSolarWolf 4 года назад +9

    Wait Gordon is close in age to me? I always thought he was like in his mid-30s.

  • @soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747
    @soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747 4 года назад +1

    Free-man, and the masters of the science-verse! 🎶 Dududu duuu duu du du! 🎵

  • @sammoyers4792
    @sammoyers4792 4 года назад +3

    I used to have that CD from the thumbnail. Just contains a demo of the game.

  • @sdgx0
    @sdgx0 4 года назад +3

    man half life 1 is just as much of a classic than doom tbh i think first ver of zdoom was 1999 i think

    • @lego5745
      @lego5745 4 года назад +1

      The first version of ZDoom actually came out the same year as Half Life: 1998
      But you were pretty close, haha

  • @dingdongbells3314
    @dingdongbells3314 4 года назад +2

    The last time I was this early, thanksgiving hadn't even happened yet.

  • @williamfoster9240
    @williamfoster9240 7 месяцев назад +1

    1:38 c3a1_sat.wav
    33:57 VÄLVE - Joel’s favourite video game developer

  • @captainjurgh8142
    @captainjurgh8142 4 года назад +2

    Everyone getting inside of your room be like 23:40

  • @accountwontlastlong1
    @accountwontlastlong1 4 года назад +2

    Hey my name's Stone Cold Steve Austin, I like drinkin' beer. Buy my beer cooler at Staples.

  • @purplepeak8575
    @purplepeak8575 4 года назад +1

    My uncle gave me a box full of computer parts and CDs about 2 years ago. One of the CDs was this Half-life demo disc and it had its CD key on it. So I decided to see if it'd work on Steam...it did and I got every GoldSrc game on Steam.

    • @twixwithmilk-5000
      @twixwithmilk-5000 2 года назад

      Well hello Purple Peak the Lucky!

    • @purplepeak8575
      @purplepeak8575 2 года назад

      @@twixwithmilk-5000 if you have any CD cases lying around try putting the codes inti steam and see if they work.

  • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
    @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 4 года назад +2

    An MP5 with a grenade launcher isn't that unrealistic, movie armorers have mounted M203 grenade launchers onto MP5s, but more importantly, Malaysian special forces do actually use MP5s with M203 grenade launchers mounted on them.
    Also, I like the HD replacement, mostly because I think old AR15 carbines are really cool, but also because it looks and sounds neat.

  • @garrettoliva5154
    @garrettoliva5154 4 года назад +2

    oh this is the game with the sideways baby tongue.

  • @kinnikuboneman
    @kinnikuboneman 4 года назад +1

    I think one of my favourite HL1 mods is the Duke Nukem one

  • @cycadaacolyte6349
    @cycadaacolyte6349 4 года назад +1

    Freeman is 27, which is still young given his 8 year Doctoral status but possible.
    *cough* Far more possible than 24 *cough*

  • @oscarhernandezarzeta6222
    @oscarhernandezarzeta6222 4 года назад

    16 min into your video and I am loving it bro, it makes me laugh so hard xD "Its stone cold Steve Austin yeahh "

  • @rompevuevitos222
    @rompevuevitos222 4 года назад +4

    Oh i remember something similar, except it only had 1 weapon and (aparently) was in a different engine, it was called Half Life Demo but i never found it again

    • @Indeed76
      @Indeed76 4 года назад

      half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Half-Life:_Day_One

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 4 года назад +2

      @@Indeed76 the name looks similar, but the one i played didn't start in the begging, but rather aside some sort of ramp with blue-ish metal textures, the weapons where 2D and the only one available was the Gauss Gun
      I found it when i was like 12 attempting to download Half Life trough Ares, lol

    • @Indeed76
      @Indeed76 4 года назад

      @@rompevuevitos222 hmmm, odd

    • @Gabriel-wk3hz
      @Gabriel-wk3hz 4 года назад

      @@rompevuevitos222 System Shock?

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 4 года назад +2

      @@Gabriel-wk3hz Nope, it was definitively Half Life, maybe it was a bootleg? i remember that when quitting the game it showed some short credits before returning to desktop, and i repeat, the engine was really primitive, almost crappier than the first Quake (since the first quake at least had 3D weapons), the few graphics it had where scattered in a folder in a format paint could read

  • @jollabang9564
    @jollabang9564 4 года назад +1

    Stone cold and Bogan, sharing a beer.

  • @RobertoFornaro
    @RobertoFornaro 4 года назад +1

    "I'm fine"
    "I'm dead"

  • @Jaccow
    @Jaccow 4 года назад +2

    The rifle using pistol ammo makes no sense too

    • @scarymonsters524
      @scarymonsters524 4 года назад

      It's because Gearbox is stupid and decided to change the MP5 to an M4

  • @xxflatbabyxx
    @xxflatbabyxx 4 года назад

    we have to force stonecold into the group of bulk and the rest

  • @SrChado
    @SrChado 4 года назад +1

    23:27
    beer

  • @fragrantgingercalamari
    @fragrantgingercalamari 3 года назад

    the first Half-Life mod is Half-Life, a total overhaul modification of the Half-Life alpha

  • @cycadaacolyte6349
    @cycadaacolyte6349 4 года назад +2

    The SPAS-12 isn't firing double barreled, its a semi-auto and that's a double tap...

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 4 года назад

      A double barreled SPAS-12
      Lmao

    • @cycadaacolyte6349
      @cycadaacolyte6349 4 года назад +2

      @@sneezebiscuits7239 Primary fire uses it in manual/pump action, secondary fire double taps in semi-auto. Something the SPAS-12 is capable of due to it's unique design. However most people just say Valve thought the magazine tube was a second barrel and goofed it...

    • @The_Butt_Cracker
      @The_Butt_Cracker 26 дней назад

      ​@@cycadaacolyte6349Because canonically it is "firing both barrels." That's what the secondary fire is actually supposed to be. The idea that it's firing some kind of 2-round burst is just your headcanon. It's mine too, actually, but I still acknowledge the fact that it is precisely that - headcanon.

  • @katmankatje6534
    @katmankatje6534 4 года назад +7

    What’s uplink?

    • @link9854
      @link9854 4 года назад +7

      Not much, what about you?

  • @MasterChiefAgent007
    @MasterChiefAgent007 4 года назад

    24:54, It's Kevin Spacey!

  • @cybervids
    @cybervids 4 года назад

    im pretty sure the archviles death noise is a little girl saying whyyyyy but slowed down

  • @SharlyTV
    @SharlyTV 4 года назад +1

    I prefer your old stone cold voice. Or as I like to call it, the Creed/Disturbed voice

  • @lt_dagg
    @lt_dagg 4 года назад

    the SMG with the grenade launcher bugs the fuck out of me. I like the m4 waaay better

  • @andrejadolar8364
    @andrejadolar8364 3 года назад +1

    15:27-, 23:17

  • @thev2ify
    @thev2ify 4 года назад

    Stone cold joins black mesa

  • @CrimsonFox36
    @CrimsonFox36 4 года назад

    g r e e t i n g s

  • @rokksoliddesign
    @rokksoliddesign 4 года назад +1

    3:20 Walking pizzas? :D

  • @Fatih_M177
    @Fatih_M177 9 месяцев назад

    9:48 Nah to me it sounds more like "CD" than "Thanks", but maybe we're both just yapping

  • @IDHLEB
    @IDHLEB 4 года назад +4

    12:02 Спартак - Чемпион!

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 4 года назад

    Stone Cold Steve Gordon

  • @alphalax7747
    @alphalax7747 4 года назад

    Stonecold Steve Austin for VineWrestle

    • @Curlyheart
      @Curlyheart 4 года назад

      Well he wouldn't have to make him in caw mode

  • @HQ_Default
    @HQ_Default 4 года назад +1

    Am I crazy or is Joel using vomit FOV

  • @mongrel_97
    @mongrel_97 4 года назад

    why is the audio so fucked for my version of HL1? :(
    and i agree with joel, i like the meaty M4 sounds

  • @GamayObera
    @GamayObera 4 года назад +1

    *EU upload schedule*

  • @PorcuPineAppleSauce
    @PorcuPineAppleSauce 4 года назад

    Stone Cold Steve Austin for VineWrestle

    • @Curlyheart
      @Curlyheart 4 года назад +1

      Joel for Stone Cold podcast

  • @yutanicorpbbw5464
    @yutanicorpbbw5464 4 года назад +5

    Damn never been so early to one of these

  • @Mario583a
    @Mario583a 4 года назад

    Shitty Half-Life mods? That you? I recall you playing this exact level.

  • @bracktoelama5619
    @bracktoelama5619 4 года назад +1

    does meat spin?

  • @kinnikuboneman
    @kinnikuboneman 4 года назад

    Isn't Gordon Freeman just an analogue for Gabe

  • @joeljo2637
    @joeljo2637 4 года назад

    poppy poppy poop poop

  • @WolfyPC
    @WolfyPC 4 года назад +2

    ik what you mean. i became 21 in december '19 and have done nothing with my life. i wish i could.. but mental illness and drug addiction likes to kick me when im down, together with people telling me that going to uni is only for healthy people (the person who told me this was a doctor....) and that i should just settle with 2nd market jobs (2nd market meaning job market for disabled people), but how can i if i cant even get up in the morning.. i get additionally depressed when i think that everyone else has their lives together, everyone else at my age has a job or atleast an apprenticeship, everyone else at my age has a driver's license.
    and im here and just.... being worthless.

    • @zirontheimpaler
      @zirontheimpaler 4 года назад +1

      I was there with you man, spent ten years of my life feeling like that. you’ll find your way. be patient, learn to love yourself, learn to love who you can become.

  • @FaerieFire
    @FaerieFire 4 года назад

    yeet

  • @JacobTheCroc
    @JacobTheCroc 4 года назад +1

    9:04 That's what she said.

  • @LumpInABog
    @LumpInABog 4 года назад

    How'd you get this to work?
    Does it not work on Windows 10

  • @joshuavarela2324
    @joshuavarela2324 4 года назад +1

    Bruh

  • @half-lifescientist3031
    @half-lifescientist3031 4 года назад +3

    A lot of people will remember what I am.
    *including you joel*

    • @Ryuuk778
      @Ryuuk778 4 года назад

      When Mario stopped using mushrooms he went for meth instead, so he got bad teethhh

    • @half-lifescientist3031
      @half-lifescientist3031 4 года назад

      please help me. i hate 4 year olds because we have feelings too

  • @rubysvnhalo
    @rubysvnhalo 4 года назад

    early crew

  • @光の女神パルテナ-n2x
    @光の女神パルテナ-n2x 4 года назад +2

    But I jumped directly to 3:16 as it was been stamped on the shirt and... Nothing happened rather than you talking.

    • @ClassicBentobox
      @ClassicBentobox 4 года назад

      For Austin so loved the beer he gave his only begotten slamdown

  • @Chronosol
    @Chronosol 4 года назад

    Ah, more mod stank

  • @redgh
    @redgh 4 года назад

    O

  • @wellauth
    @wellauth 4 года назад +1

    You should play Garrys Mod now

  • @harrynoodlemeyer4450
    @harrynoodlemeyer4450 10 месяцев назад

    "mp5 with a grenade laucher is nonsense"
    yt: ruclips.net/video/Edpl_uwNa_E/видео.html