I’m back you lot! My mental health issues have hit hard the past 2 months. I’ve been crippled with OCD. A byproduct of this is horrendous self-doubt, so when I see you all commented, I promise you, from the bottom of my heart, it’s fucking lovely. YOU STILL CARE WTF?!
The thing with Jack is he doesn’t upload that often but when he does it’s an absolute banger of a video Keep up the good work, glad you are feeling better ❤️❤️❤️
Ok this is so random and you probably wont care AT ALL. But tesco was made my a man and his wife, they put there names together. Im not sure about the mans name but they took Co from his name and Tes from his wife Tessas name. Cute, right? Just a fun fact.
@@annaanne5031 no... The man was called Cohen, that was his surname and then he took the initials of his suppliers name (a guy who sold tea) to get the tes part 😂😂
I wanna see those Jillie's back with a special side of Martins beans & burgers Needs to be one aswell or something like: Martins special beans & burgers
It's sad to see that somebody that is so naturally talented can have so much self doubt, I know there's nothing anybody can say that will really convince you but just know, you make a lot of people happy. Wishing you a very happy Xmas, all the best for 2020 xx
@@wizardsSleeve488 When has a socialist government even been successfully seriously this country would be bankrupt if Corbyn and Diana Abbot would be in change how can you take that shit serious 😂😂
Mate, I genuinely look forward to seeing you’re videos when they pop up, and I can imagine I’m speaking on behalf of all your viewers. We always want to see you. You’ve never lost your touch, in fact you’ve gotten better. So please don’t doubt yourself, because we will support you in any crisis you have, and always look forward to your videos.
I feel like Morgz videos are over the top and crazy voices to entertain younger audience tho... doesn’t seem authentic. So I’m a way, doesnt that make Alfie worse? Because Alfie doesn’t know that he’s a posh, ignorant torie who has honneycomb on his brie haha
Alfie: Living on a pound for a day Also alfie: Honeycomb on the brie Also jack love your videos cause your so funny and your honest and youtube lacks those two elements
13:08 Me: Recognises trolley comes from Tesco in the background Alfie: Didn’t even notice the big red Tesco sign outside the shop (Then again the word Tesco isn’t really in a Tory’s vocabulary)
Tara_Ella cuz a lot of people say it like that, Gucci did an ad campaign for one of their collections where they spelled it 'Guccy' just for that collection, so people started pronouncing it the way Jill does in the video.
Honeycomb on the brie killed me. I had flash backs of when the tory family in front of me once exclaimed "we forgot the quiche!" whilst going to the beach for a picnic
his most watched video in the last year has literally only got 888k views, my most watched video has almost 4k views and i have 12 subs, Alfie has WAAAAY more than that, but a much lower sub to view ratio, and I'm irrelevant as fuck sorry if this just sounded like me flexing, it wasn't, it was just me making a comparison to a smaller channel, which just so happened to be myself
Lol when you called out Alfie for saying he was busy it reminded me of how he recently said in an article that due to vlogging he hadn't slept for four years because he's been so busy when he forgets that on the vlogs they've shown them in bed after waking up or before going to sleep a lot and they've often talked about how he wakes up later than Zoe
I’m back you lot! My mental health issues have hit hard the past 2 months. I’ve been crippled with OCD. A byproduct of this is horrendous self-doubt, so when I see you all commented, I promise you, from the bottom of my heart, it’s fucking lovely. YOU STILL CARE WTF?!
of course we care your beautiful son of a bitch, stay strong mate we’re all here for you x
JaackMaate We all love you, take care of yourself! 💜
Great video jack took a while though 🤔
Yes we do, you're the funniest guy on RUclips mate ❤
Fuck... almost forgot... honeycomb on the brie
Honeycomb on the brie is just the Tory version of beans and burgers
MrHellomattie ha
😂😂
I will never tire of watching jack take the piss out of Alfie again and again lmfao
👏🏻
Us normal people: put a star on the tree
Tories: honeycomb on the Brie
Alfie: But I am not a Tory
*Roses are red*
*Put a star on the tree*
*Alfie deyes is a torie*
*Honeycomb on the brie*
XXXXXDDDDDDD
2019: Beans and Burgers
2020: Honeycomb on the Brie
and now its been made merch
I was gonna like the comment but I saw it had 666 likes and I couldn’t bring myself to do it.
Alfie: I'm not a Tory
Also Alfie: HONEYCOMB ON THE BRIE
Ben Farmer-Webb what is a tory?
Adam 01 a conservative i think
Adam 01 a nonce who wants the U.K. to get fucked over and they won the election so we are fucked
Adam 01 there’s two types of Tory, the upper middle class who think they’re superior to everyone else and really stupid northerners
yea food is defo a good indicator of political stance
*rolls eyes* twat
Alfie: I’m not a Tory
Also Alfie: *pays people to come over and make him breakfast*
Also Also Alfie: “aRe We iN tEsCo”
*Teschcho*
That was sponsored
We’re not all rich
aw you really do like to complain don't you 🤡
What does Tory means
Why was his dad locked in the back garden 😂
Just sat on the bench staring into nothingness.
Joe White 😂😂😩
LMFAO
@@joewhite4456 Probably wondering where he went wrong with his son XD
@@InvaderTan1 😂
Not a soul:
Jill Hudson: GUKKI
I think he was saying "R we in Tesco" to emphasise that he wasn't in Waitrose
Tom E I don’t know why everyone thinks he went to Waitrose for the reduced stuff when it was Tesco which is a average food store.
The thing with Jack is he doesn’t upload that often but when he does it’s an absolute banger of a video
Keep up the good work, glad you are feeling better ❤️❤️❤️
Ayyy he liked it! Star struck.
I'm so glad Joe sugg is more successful still than Alfie and zoe have been for the last 3 years
I hate all three of them
Same
@@rhiannawalker217 I didn't say I was mate
@@rhiannawalker217 because I idolise him-
@@rhiannawalker217 literally nobody believes it, stop acting like an idiot mate.
“Are we in Tesco?” 🤦♀️WTH😂😂
Makes me laugh they have the name Tesco on the trolley.
If it ain't Waitrose, it's not worth remembering 😂
Ok this is so random and you probably wont care AT ALL. But tesco was made my a man and his wife, they put there names together. Im not sure about the mans name but they took Co from his name and Tes from his wife Tessas name. Cute, right? Just a fun fact.
anna anne that is so cute. I never knew that😊
@@annaanne5031 no... The man was called Cohen, that was his surname and then he took the initials of his suppliers name (a guy who sold tea) to get the tes part 😂😂
On the first day of Christmas, a Tory gave to me...
a piece of HONEYCOMB ON THE BRIE
Emma Langmaid underrated comment
You should market that 👌
honey comb on the brie
in a terrifying, breathy, tory, tone: ooooooiiiiiihhhh
Eleanor Humphries fuck off with that Tory shit you can be common af and vote for em
ellie foster ok Tory
@@elliefoster9432 ok sad chavvy slag that lives in a council estate x
sHaDiLy sHoOk says the one that votes labour x
ellie foster I don’t vote labour x
alfie: “i am not a Tory”
alfie: *complains about having to use tap water in his living off £1 a day video*
*"I may be $100 dollars down but I'm aiming for Gooky..."*
Alright Jill, easy on the slurs eh?
Fih Hih right, well, u didn’t. Did u?
omfg shsksksj
He’s baaaaaack
*honeycomb on the brie*
Oiiiiiiiii
‘ ‘ ‘~_*Honeycomb on the Brie!*_~’ ‘ ‘
*OOOIIII*
Honeycomb on the brie
Oiiii
Jack - forgot to mention the fact his dad was LOCKED outside sitting on a bench in the rain
Yep you watched the video well done
Northerners: BEANS N BURGERS
Southerners: Honeycomb on the brie
Alfie Deyes is more Tory than Boris Johnson!
He is more posh
i mean w h a t
everyone:
Elf on the Shelf
Alfie and his Tory friends:
Honeycomb on the Brie
I've never heard of Morgz before and to be honest with you, I never want to see him and his family again. What an annoying human being.
🤣
that must have been a shit way to end 2019 for you XD
you’re really not missing out
Lucky you
I’m crying. At this point his family look like they’re being held at gunpoint and forced to act while awaiting (hoping for) death.
so we’re all just gonna ignore that jill pronounces it “gookie”
cause its a pisstak
I want some *gookie* clothes for my birthday
Just saying it's a joke
It was a joke..
I was reading your comment the moment she said that 😂
If “Martin in the back with a semi” isn’t on a T-shirt at some point in the future we have a failed.
I wanna see those Jillie's back with a special side of Martins beans & burgers
Needs to be one aswell or something like:
Martins special beans & burgers
It's sad to see that somebody that is so naturally talented can have so much self doubt, I know there's nothing anybody can say that will really convince you but just know, you make a lot of people happy.
Wishing you a very happy Xmas, all the best for 2020 xx
alfie: honeycomb on the brie
*beard comb has left the chat*
Why was Alfie’s dad locked outside 😫😭😂
‘I’m not actually a big fan of mulled wine... ‘cause I didn’t vote Tory’
THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR
No one:
Jack: hOneY coMb oN tHe BrIE
Oiiiiiiiii
Nobody:
Alfie: ThERe iS HoNEyCOmb On ThE BriE
FaZe WoofCat oooooihhh
Shop: *is called Poundland*
Morgz a BRITISH RESIDENT AND OF BRITISH DECENT: DoLlAr StOrE
“I don’t drink mulled wine”
“I’m not a Tory”
xD
corbyn over boris but they're both clowns just boris is a massive lying racist clown
Ahh i feast on the tears of the socialist lefties after the election!
@@JohnnyTurnerMusic you say that as if it benefits you. How does voting for Boris benefit your life?
@@wizardsSleeve488 It could for all you know.
@@wizardsSleeve488 When has a socialist government even been successfully seriously this country would be bankrupt if Corbyn and Diana Abbot would be in change how can you take that shit serious 😂😂
*jacks impression of alfie’s dad sounds like the narrator of “come dine with me”.*
Do you mean Big Brother ? Swear come dine with me guy is southern
i hear that too
No one:
Jill: I’m aiming for Gooci
RJ Becca We all love a bit of Gookey
Why does Morgz always say dollar instead of pound
gets paid in dollars
Idk
aimed towards kids and I assume more British kids know dollars more than American kids know pounds. I could be wrong tho
@@iamscaredofbread4357 no its cuz he gets paid in dollars
@@raymondharrington4507 ok
you’re genuinely hilarious mate i love u 😭😭✋
also i just saw ur tweet, my fave pizza is pepperoni pizza heheh
Isn't he my dad loves these vids too lol
@@joshualambert954 stfu
@@ell9910 The lack of punctuation really confused me at first and I had to reread the sentence to understand what you were trying to say lmao.
Thing is Alfie isn't even posh, he's just rich. Sums up all the gear and no idea
Honestly, the difference between people from old money and new money is mad and comparing them makes new money people seem like a joke
Ok Charles
No one in Tesco :
Alfie inside tesco: are we in Tesco ?
Mate, I genuinely look forward to seeing you’re videos when they pop up, and I can imagine I’m speaking on behalf of all your viewers. We always want to see you. You’ve never lost your touch, in fact you’ve gotten better. So please don’t doubt yourself, because we will support you in any crisis you have, and always look forward to your videos.
Broke: Beans and burgers
Woke: Honeycomb on the brie
I can’t believe he didn’t know that he was in Tesco that’s so bad.
He's probably used to Tory shops like Waitrose.
Ethan Butler and marks and spencer’s
@@leonb5293 what about the co-op?
He said he was in tesco 😂
he’s an absolute twat i couldn’t believe it, like how do you not know the fucking shop you walked into?!
no one:
alfie: Honeycomb on the brie
Em Frances *beard comb on the brie
No one:
Literally no one:
Alfie when he sees Honeycombe on the Brie: OoOoiiii
Nobody:
Alfie: "HoNeYcOmB oN tHe BrIe"
There is nothing is worse in this world than Alfie Deyes. Merry Christmas
Chantelle Stevenson morgz
Yeah Morgz is way worse, at least Alfie is quiet
I feel like Morgz videos are over the top and crazy voices to entertain younger audience tho... doesn’t seem authentic. So I’m a way, doesnt that make Alfie worse? Because Alfie doesn’t know that he’s a posh, ignorant torie who has honneycomb on his brie haha
Morgz couldn't be any less authentic, his mum sounds 100% scripted in everything she says, it's bizarre
Except for you..
Alfie: Living on a pound for a day
Also alfie: Honeycomb on the brie
Also jack love your videos cause your so funny and your honest and youtube lacks those two elements
"I dont drink mulled wine, I didn't vote tory" what a classic thank you
13:08 Me: Recognises trolley comes from Tesco in the background
Alfie: Didn’t even notice the big red Tesco sign outside the shop
(Then again the word Tesco isn’t really in a Tory’s vocabulary)
His mouth autocorrects Tesco to Waitrose
Frosty Teacup I’m not rich I only make low 6 digits
Last time I was this early Jack still had a jaw.
Bald Martin: Beans an burger
OR
Alfie: Honeycomb on the brie
Why is no one talking about how Jill says Gucci😂😂
Tara_Ella cuz a lot of people say it like that, Gucci did an ad campaign for one of their collections where they spelled it 'Guccy' just for that collection, so people started pronouncing it the way Jill does in the video.
GUKKI
Ikr
Why does it matter? She says it normally
Gookie
Honeycomb on the brie killed me. I had flash backs of when the tory family in front of me once exclaimed "we forgot the quiche!" whilst going to the beach for a picnic
Been looking forward to a new vid from you, mate - glad you’re back!
“I don’t really like mulled wine, because i didn’t vote tory”
Obsessed w/ ur profile pic. Claudia winkleman is too iconic for this world and that’s def my fav pic of her lmao
“I’m not a big fan of mulled wine because I didn’t vote Tory” 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 LOL
Hahahaha political jokes Hahaha haha
The reason the to-do list was so long coz the whole thing was
Hit the nail
Pass the hammer
Receive the hammer
Over and over again
I still don't understand what they were trying to accomplish, I fear it may haunt me forever.
The funniest part was you just kicking off at the “are we in Tesco?” Omg 😂😂😂
Alfie: I’m not a Tory
Also Alfie: Zoe get some honey comb on the Brie
the Tory joke hit me i’ve been trying to forget that i could’ve had free uni
In some socialist parellel universe yes maybe , in the real world no
@@ThatguyMatt19 All those 'parallel universe' european countries eh
Why dont you move to one of those countries then?
@@ThatguyMatt19 haha are you a kid?
Walking down the noncey road right now
Was his dad on time out or something😂
Alfie: i'm not a tory
Everyone else: 🤔
Alfie looks like he has capital gums and lowercase teeth 😂
Ik I'm late but this is the best thing I've ever read
Seriously, this video is a gem every time I watch it, but this comment is fucking gold ⭐
I'm late to the party but your comment is gold 😂
jack: let’s be positive :)
also jack: *tHaT wOulD bE fUcKinG bOriNg*
Alfie saying what supermarket are we in is a pisstake I can tell what shop I'm in by looking at the print of the lino flooring FFS
“Shoddy little crack dens with a few mars bars on the shelf” 😂😂😂😂
i can't stop fucking screaming about this lmfaoooooooooo
Please release a tee shirt with "Honeycombe on the Brie" on it. I'd buy 10.
Jenna Craig you’re getting your wish 😂
nobody:
tories: honeycomb on the brie
Nobody:
Tories: ArE wE In TEscO?
your face when they was hammering the tree😭 i was screaming🤣🤣 this video was amazing just life all of them keep up the good work😌
The age old competition!
Beanz n Burgerz?
Or
Honeycomb on the Brie?
I cannot believe that Alfie Deyes still being relevent in 2019.
He’s just not though
his most watched video in the last year has literally only got 888k views, my most watched video has almost 4k views and i have 12 subs, Alfie has WAAAAY more than that, but a much lower sub to view ratio, and I'm irrelevant as fuck
sorry if this just sounded like me flexing, it wasn't, it was just me making a comparison to a smaller channel, which just so happened to be myself
😂😂😂😭
@@mcuniboob subbed to you purely for this comment.
Still trying to be relevant*
Anyone : nothing
Alfie : *locks dad in garden*
Why are they saying dollar instead of Poundland??
Grace Palmer Not if they’re entering a store called ‘Poundland’
Beth - Probs to suit their American fans. They’re sellouts.
when i heard “is this tesco” i just thought of that video *the ghetto OH the ghetto*
I love how you kept playing back how busy they are whilst hammering a flipping nail in a big branch 😂
There’s two kinds of people:
Dark Fruit
Mulled Wine
... and never the twain shall meet
Big gill: oh no i landed on poundland
Morgz: Trip to dollar store
*The real North/South divide:*
Northerners - Beans and burgers
Southerners - Honeycomb on the brie
Can we petition to get Jack and Alfie in a room together please?
Glad you’re back mate!
Martin: still got a semi
Alfie: Honeycomb on the Brie ooooiiiii
“Honeycomb on the Brie”. Whispers softly “oiiiii”
Honeycomb-on-the-Brie sounds like a village in the Cotswolds.
Alfie’s is worse. Good to have you back.
Alfie’s voice just goes straight through me. Took all my strength to sit through that second half of the video.
Agreed - but do you really think he’s more annoying then morgz????
Yes
He speaks like he’s wearing someone else’s teeth, and everything he says is vapid, brainless and aimless. I feel ya
Honestly he’s so gormless. He desperately needs some elocution lessons so it sounds like he actually cares when he speaks.
Honeycomb on the Brie
Gees how many advent calendars did they sell to afford that?
10:00am and he’s already consumed alcohol 😂😂🤦♀️
That’s one of the hardest questions anyone has ever asked me
“Honeycomb on the Brrrrrrrie”
“everyone’s completed the chubby bunny challenge” 😭😭😭
Lol when you called out Alfie for saying he was busy it reminded me of how he recently said in an article that due to vlogging he hadn't slept for four years because he's been so busy when he forgets that on the vlogs they've shown them in bed after waking up or before going to sleep a lot and they've often talked about how he wakes up later than Zoe
Merry Christmas jack can’t wait too see you on the pod Christmas Day x
that whole "schlagen" thing is hilarious as a German lmaoo
Ngl you reminded me of Keith lemon when you were doing morgz’ accent and now I can’t unsee it
“Bc I didn’t vote Tory” am dead 🤣🤣🤣
“Shoddy little crack dens with a few mars bars in the shelf” 😂 gold
I’ve just discovered something
There’s honeycomb on the Brie
i can’t watch this on the train. i’m gonna cry laugh
Haven’t seen alfie in a while... the title suggests he’s improved?
Suggests morgz improved actually
William Hunter hmm guess beans and burgers is the next best thing
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Jack: HoNEycoMB oN ThE BriE
Alfie Deyes nailing trees in 2019, when the planet needs them, absolutely sickening scenes
Umm are you aware of what the rest of the worlds does?
“Oh yes I voted Tory so I’d bloody love some green mush” 😂😂