TOUCHDALIGHT: The Worst Kid on YouTube!

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @jaack
    @jaack  5 лет назад +9310

    3 Things I need to let you guys know.
    1. A local lad who I used to play football with every week last year, took his own life yesterday. He was one of the best players I have ever played with, a good looking lad who always seemed to be OK. You can never truly know what's going through somebodies mind. In the video I state that 50% of all revenue will go towards Samaritans charity to raise awareness for mental health - however, I will also share a small % of this with the lad's family. It's the least I can do
    2. I've hidden an amazon gift-code in 3 seconds of footage during this video. If you find it, you can redeem it and buy yourself something!
    3. Please don't send any hate to TouchDaLight. It's what he wants.
    Thank you guys. This is a topic I feel so strongly about so any support is appreciated.

    • @Sewfyt
      @Sewfyt 5 лет назад +113

      JaackMaate I SOOO AGREE HE IS LIKE A WANNABE GANGSTER WHO IS REALLY A POSH DADDYS CREDIT CARD ABUSING POSH NOB !!! 😂 I HATE HIM SO MUCH ITS A CRIME ! LOVE YA JACK AND FIONA XXX

    • @-----hk6jj
      @-----hk6jj 5 лет назад +193

      Good on you m8. Guys our age are more likely to kill ourself than we are to die any other way. Rip your mate

    • @kritiikasingh
      @kritiikasingh 5 лет назад +31

      woke king

    • @ZacClayton89
      @ZacClayton89 5 лет назад +188

      Massive respect for this, a perfect example of how people can use their platform to raise awareness and contribute towards a worthy cause. Well played mate. P.S This Touchdafamily guy might just be the worst thing I've ever seen on this platform. Great video!

    • @claradxnt
      @claradxnt 5 лет назад +66

      I’m pleased you’re going to donate money to Samaritans and to your friends family. I’m so sorry for your loss, i can’t even imagine going through something like that, I hope you and your own family are doing okay.

  • @AmberWoodMusicx
    @AmberWoodMusicx 5 лет назад +2268

    thank you for giving half of this revenue to samaritans, honestly they're an amazing charity

    • @jimzimmer2048
      @jimzimmer2048 5 лет назад +30

      Amber Wood I’m kind I’ll give my beans and burgers

    • @AmberWoodMusicx
      @AmberWoodMusicx 5 лет назад +7

      sure thing corey

    • @thomasbristow3878
      @thomasbristow3878 5 лет назад

      He says that, but will he realy give half of his revenue away. Of course he won't he lives in his mum's bloody shed!

    • @AmberWoodMusicx
      @AmberWoodMusicx 5 лет назад +25

      Thomas Bristow unsure if you’re joking, i’m gonna say you’re not. and also say that he’s the most genuine guy on yt and would definitely give all away. even if he lives in a shed😂

    • @ok.jinnie
      @ok.jinnie 5 лет назад

      the fact that touchdalight whatever his name is, says he makes these videos because hes poor as well gets on my nerves

  • @madikay822
    @madikay822 5 лет назад +676

    i’ve been suicidal in the past (only ended up in the hospital, thank god) and it’s truly not something to glorify or fuck around with.
    good on you for making this video and donating part of the proceeds. sorry about your mate :/

    • @ranabader8268
      @ranabader8268 5 лет назад +18

      Madi Taraneh sorry to hear this, hope you get better love x surround yourself with the people you love, just take a step back and if you need anything it’s always ok to ask xx it’s truly disgusting that people find entertainment out of real life situations and people are just so ignorant that they should really be educated about all things mental health related

    • @LordSkella
      @LordSkella 5 лет назад +7

      Same it’s hella distasteful

    • @LordSkella
      @LordSkella 5 лет назад

      Dewy Ianto oh most definitely. I can do one better it started as a California thing back in the 80s before we all contracted it!

    • @lisatapp7863
      @lisatapp7863 4 года назад

      🥛🍪

    • @bocoaley2008
      @bocoaley2008 3 года назад

      sorry too hear this x hope your doing lodes better now x

  • @itsessie_x
    @itsessie_x 5 лет назад +743

    Sleep paralysis but it's Jack in the corner of your room saying "It's beans and burgers"

  • @daveeaton5995
    @daveeaton5995 5 лет назад +2798

    That’s so weird I was literally just finishing up my beans & burgers from tea and jaackmaate uploads

  • @pixiemimi20
    @pixiemimi20 5 лет назад +505

    "em rest in peace to like everyone that's killed themselves" *looks up into space* "it's sad that you done that" *sighs with boredom*

    • @jumpkat
      @jumpkat 5 лет назад

      merci grosse fille

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 5 лет назад +1290

    Maybe you could make some of that ad revenue back by doing a sponsorship for
    B E A N S A N D B U R G E R S.

    • @izzyxo9604
      @izzyxo9604 5 лет назад +7

      B E A N S A N D B U R G E R S

    • @Syndixal
      @Syndixal 5 лет назад +1

      Again I see you

    • @darthvader5514
      @darthvader5514 5 лет назад +1

      @@izzyxo9604 bean sand burgers

    • @darthvader5514
      @darthvader5514 5 лет назад +1

      Be an sand burgers

    • @Kate-if9xx
      @Kate-if9xx 5 лет назад +2

      Your nickname is pure genius mate I tip my hat off to you

  • @charlotte726
    @charlotte726 5 лет назад +570

    He's actually so thick, the way he talks you'd think he's about 12

    • @ryancole7328
      @ryancole7328 5 лет назад +5

      Shut up ye bender

    • @weekndenjoyer
      @weekndenjoyer 5 лет назад +1

      Ryano 690 touchdalight is te bender

    • @relyt9518
      @relyt9518 5 лет назад +1

      Ryano 690 he’s talking about Carmie you thick prick go play Fortnite

  • @urlocaldj2558
    @urlocaldj2558 5 лет назад +3419

    Jack is soo underrated omg

    • @skypekai
      @skypekai 5 лет назад +11

      No

    • @skypekai
      @skypekai 5 лет назад +2

      @@mercedesxo9024 no

    • @skypekai
      @skypekai 5 лет назад +4

      @@mercedesxo9024 why did you even start then lmao

    • @skypekai
      @skypekai 5 лет назад +6

      @@mercedesxo9024 i don't even know what that is, maybe it's you who has issues after all, trying to put others down for their age so that once in your life you can feel superior about yourself because you have nothing else going on in your life, boyfriend has left you and friends have moved on from hanging out with a self absorbed witch. hope it gets better for you, really do.

    • @wtfisgoingon8525
      @wtfisgoingon8525 5 лет назад +8

      William Bodie Go back to playing Roblox with your little 8 year old friends 🙂

  • @genderpunktheo
    @genderpunktheo 5 лет назад +2079

    "the katie hopkins of youtube" god that's such an accurate description

    • @elsmagan
      @elsmagan 5 лет назад +24

      his nose is massive as well yet he reckons James Charles wanted him... I think even James has standards

    • @tortoisetarzan
      @tortoisetarzan 5 лет назад +7

      genderpunksap Katie Hopkins is a god

    • @b_r_a_n
      @b_r_a_n 5 лет назад +1

      literally😂😂😂q

    • @channelnicole7404
      @channelnicole7404 5 лет назад +1

      genderpunksap she went my school 😂

    • @genderpunktheo
      @genderpunktheo 5 лет назад +1

      @@tortoisetarzan mate you don't have to be the same age as someone to have gone to the same school 😂😂 Katie could have gone their 20 years ago and this person last year, it would still be the same school just not at the same time

  • @jamiedixon8255
    @jamiedixon8255 5 лет назад +1263

    Touchdalight calling someone a Tory as if he isn’t from Surrey lmaooooooo

    • @ellalee9970
      @ellalee9970 5 лет назад +41

      Surrey is literally the biggest county at least England, trust me we ain’t all Tory’s and you’re probs thinking about the posh part lool😂

    • @bettyewens1247
      @bettyewens1247 5 лет назад +16

      From the bad part of Surrey, hateee the cunting tories

    • @ellalee9970
      @ellalee9970 5 лет назад

      betty ewenss you know😂😂😂

    • @honeyeve
      @honeyeve 5 лет назад +13

      @@ellalee9970 surrey isn't that big, I'd say Yorkshire is wayyyy bigger lmao, although I do agree with you :)

    • @Tom-ed2fc
      @Tom-ed2fc 5 лет назад +25

      @@ellalee9970 Surrey isn't even close to being the biggest county

  • @Chiledyz
    @Chiledyz 5 лет назад +562

    That clock bit was so clever 👏

  • @BuzzK-y6s
    @BuzzK-y6s 5 лет назад +672

    Had my maths GCSE today but all I could think of was "BEANS AND BURGERS"

    • @adamgreenwood5147
      @adamgreenwood5147 5 лет назад +4

      Сука блять y=(x+b)^2+c graph thing was wank

    • @adelebrown1861
      @adelebrown1861 5 лет назад +2

      Same xD
      Higher or foundation?

    • @adelebrown1861
      @adelebrown1861 5 лет назад

      @@adamgreenwood5147
      I gave up on that xD cba

    • @superted1201
      @superted1201 5 лет назад +2

      @@adelebrown1861 i do higher
      What about you?

    • @jennykelly7273
      @jennykelly7273 5 лет назад +1

      @@superted1201 higher here too

  • @feelingfeisty1336
    @feelingfeisty1336 4 года назад +272

    His voice just pisses me off, he seems so snobby and stuck up. I’ve only ever agreed with him on the Saffron Barker situation. But maybe that’s because I don’t like Saffron either

  • @ellieedge9359
    @ellieedge9359 5 лет назад +1211

    This guy did a video on how he cheated in his GCSEs

    • @Fvckoffjosh
      @Fvckoffjosh 5 лет назад +18

      Who didn't cheat? How boring

    • @zzkng1
      @zzkng1 5 лет назад +28

      FockOffJosh how do you even cheat in them teach me ur ways

    • @Fvckoffjosh
      @Fvckoffjosh 5 лет назад

      @@zzkng1 we were alloewd to use our calculators and mine had some formulas in them, also wrote important stuff on my knees and wore cut up jeans

    • @queeny5613
      @queeny5613 5 лет назад +4

      Thsi guy is just a prick

    • @mylord9395
      @mylord9395 5 лет назад +33

      Why would you need to cheat? They're fucking easy.

  • @CozyHi
    @CozyHi 5 лет назад +573

    JaackMaate destroying RUclipsrs with no mercy.
    We know we’ve got a legend here

  • @angelicagayle7414
    @angelicagayle7414 5 лет назад +428

    Jack listens to his fans more than the UK Government listens to its people

    • @Horizon301.
      @Horizon301. 5 лет назад +8

      Amen. Brexit means brexit

    • @jackredmond946
      @jackredmond946 5 лет назад +5

      Ikr we won the vote can we just get out of Europe, labour said they will respect the vote but then 82% of their MPs want a second referendum

    • @z_loro4126
      @z_loro4126 Год назад

      ​@@Horizon301. probably feel like a fool now dont ya. Uk has become a shit show since brexit

    • @z_loro4126
      @z_loro4126 Год назад

      @@jackredmond946 probably feel like a fool now dont ya. Uk has become a shit show since brexit

  • @shanislost1
    @shanislost1 5 лет назад +180

    "Suicide is not a joke!"
    **Proceeds to make videos about reading suicide notes and laughing about it.**

  • @PennyWenny224
    @PennyWenny224 5 лет назад +620

    Mum: what do you want for tea love?
    Me: BËÁÑŠ ÅŃD BŪRGĘRŠ

    • @jensonbrame2446
      @jensonbrame2446 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @dennistmennace
      @dennistmennace 5 лет назад +4

      I need this to be a reoccurring thing in his comment section now. Lol

    • @tedflob3027
      @tedflob3027 5 лет назад +1

      I read beans and burgers in the burger king foot lettuce voice.

  • @massivedod
    @massivedod 5 лет назад +425

    I'm impressed at your consistency Jack

  • @BDTTK9
    @BDTTK9 4 года назад +74

    It’s the Jake Paul of the UK everyone. Glorifying suicide for views, how desperate and sad. Everything that could possibly be wrong with a RUclipsr rolled into one saddo.

  • @Benjiboy018
    @Benjiboy018 5 лет назад +669

    Love island starts soon Jack🙏🏻😂

    • @oliviac636
      @oliviac636 5 лет назад +4

      The line ups out hope jack doesn’t leave us waiting to long. I look forward to jacks video more than the show😭😂

    • @star-jc2pn
      @star-jc2pn 5 лет назад +1

      he’s made a video now

  • @daniel8763
    @daniel8763 5 лет назад +313

    JaackMaate: No views is his kryptonite.
    Also JaackMaate: It's like the avengers or something.
    Me, a nerd:

    • @kickmyhead4245
      @kickmyhead4245 5 лет назад +7

      I know, I know.

    • @loveridgelads
      @loveridgelads 5 лет назад +26

      For those who don't get it, Kryptonite is the name of Thor's hammer which he used to kill Thanos : )

    • @morganeboureau8119
      @morganeboureau8119 5 лет назад +3

      Josh Loveridge omg I thought it was from a different franchise and completely unrelated but thank you for correcting me 😱

    • @aquafresh3150
      @aquafresh3150 5 лет назад +1

      I dont think watching marvel films makes you a nerd.

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasss
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasss 5 лет назад +12

      Saddest moment in Endgame by far was when Superman died

  • @jackfenton7394
    @jackfenton7394 4 года назад +653

    Genuinely so funny, I’m in hospital after being diagnosed with leukaemia and lying watching your videos at 1:30 absolutely pissing myself, Thankyou so much :)

  • @Tom-ed2fc
    @Tom-ed2fc 5 лет назад +162

    How can touchdalight call anyone a Tory?

    • @LouiseT2405
      @LouiseT2405 5 лет назад +7

      big boy thought the exact same. His accent is the Tory speciality.

  • @KrenzyHD
    @KrenzyHD 5 лет назад +430

    Still laughing at beans and burgers and you already have another episode out hahaha. Keep up the phenomenal work ethic mate!
    EDIT: Thanks for 250 likes :)

  • @charlie3790
    @charlie3790 5 лет назад +85

    I know it's wishful thinking, but I want videos like his to be banned from uploading. Reading other peoples suicide notes is never going to be a positive thing. Want to raise awareness and show people what its really like? Do anything but that. One of my best friends took her life two days after Christmas, just over a week ago. I've struggled SO much with suicidal thoughts and attempts before. We were each others shoulders, we were always there for each other when it got too much, but I couldn't save her this time.

    • @noel090909
      @noel090909 4 года назад +11

      ClaireAmy I am SO sorry for your loss. I’ve struggled with those thoughts too. I know how brutal and f*cking RELENTLESS they can be at times. My ♥️ to you!

    • @een4964
      @een4964 4 года назад +2

      I hope you're doing better Claire ❤

  • @hannahwest7552
    @hannahwest7552 5 лет назад +1121

    Thank you for aiding my gcse procrastination further 😂☺️

  • @angelicagayle7414
    @angelicagayle7414 5 лет назад +383

    He’s calling saffron barker a Tory, has he ever heard his voice???

    • @no1raniuk854
      @no1raniuk854 5 лет назад +29

      To be fair everyone called "Saffron" is a Tory. That part is true.

    • @abcxyz-cx4mr
      @abcxyz-cx4mr 5 лет назад +10

      no1raniuk - really?! I think that’s such a chav-y gay name, it’s like you’re trying to be sophisticated without succeeding.

    • @angelicagayle7414
      @angelicagayle7414 5 лет назад +4

      Marley Barley couldn’t agree more

    • @abcxyz-cx4mr
      @abcxyz-cx4mr 5 лет назад +9

      Jelly - aha glad I’m not the only one. I don’t actually know any posh person called “saffron”.

    • @carolineschofield5811
      @carolineschofield5811 5 лет назад +7

      I bet he hasn't the foggiest clue what a Tory is.

  • @abbymarshall666
    @abbymarshall666 5 лет назад +154

    Stephan Fielding aka "London" 28/11/17, my friend, an amazing lad who fell victim to his own demons. I just wanted you all to know his name.

  • @nothingtoseehere7435
    @nothingtoseehere7435 5 лет назад +340

    Jake Paul is coming after cyber bullies. Lock your doors my dude.

    • @bethstarmer1926
      @bethstarmer1926 5 лет назад +3

      Someone only watched the first five seconds of the video...

    • @larapursell8604
      @larapursell8604 5 лет назад +2

      Beth Starmer someone was joking

  • @Dicko92
    @Dicko92 5 лет назад +570

    Bro I've only just recently found you. And I have EUBPD, aniexty, Depression and I'm not using that has an excuse. But the past two days I've been through ALOT of your videos and ive never laughed so much seriously.
    The things you say are just my kinda humour all over. The editing is great, the little comedy sketches inbetween aswell, top notch.
    Mate love the videos, PLEASE never stop.. I'd even pay to watch you're videos if I ever had too. 👍❤
    Edit: absolutely LOVE the fact you've spoken about Suicide and mental health openly. Made me cry not gonna lie.. lost my best friend Alex to suicide in November , just aged 23...
    HUGE RESPECT. ❤❤

    • @soniawokeuplikethis
      @soniawokeuplikethis 5 лет назад +13

      Stay strong! You got this! ❤❤❤

    • @larrygengirch8887
      @larrygengirch8887 5 лет назад +7

      hope things get better for you keep your head up

    • @melo1890
      @melo1890 5 лет назад +7

      Stay strong 🙏🏽 ❤️

    • @depressed_stevemc5355
      @depressed_stevemc5355 5 лет назад +5

      What's EUBPD? Never heard of it before.

    • @Dicko92
      @Dicko92 5 лет назад +6

      @@depressed_stevemc5355 Emotionally Unstable personality disorder. Or BPD for short.
      Better of googling BPD, than me explaining what it is cause I'm still learning about it.

  • @bebefry-younge345
    @bebefry-younge345 5 лет назад +165

    I can't take him seriously. He's acting sincere when talking about suicide but his voice says otherwise. It reads a bit fake imo.
    Great series so far! Love the roast of these fools.

  • @emilycowie7630
    @emilycowie7630 5 лет назад +123

    Was literally just rewatching the Morgz rank bank and what a shock to get a new one, absolutely LOVE THIS SERIES!!!

  • @genderpunktheo
    @genderpunktheo 5 лет назад +80

    my family have lost several loved ones to suicide and i'm so glad you're speaking out against this kind of bs

  • @Georgiaporgieee
    @Georgiaporgieee 5 лет назад +76

    I love that you brought up Saffron Barker and her train delay, such an important point, super selfish

    • @bolma1910
      @bolma1910 5 лет назад +12

      It is selfish but at the same time it isn't nice when you're in that position, especially if you're stuck on the actual train and you don't know how long for. She probably filmed herself in the midst of all of it and I think most people would find it frustrating even if they were more understanding. It definitely isn't anywhere near as bad as what this guy has done, although it was of course insensitive

    • @cicelyamelia
      @cicelyamelia 5 лет назад +15

      BO LMA she filmed the video once she had got home, edited the footage she had and still thought it was okay to leave it in 🤨

  • @sewnnotthrown
    @sewnnotthrown 5 лет назад +950

    I don't even know who TouchDalight is, but he literally seems like one of the biggest bellends I've seen. 😂😂

    • @thomasbristow3878
      @thomasbristow3878 5 лет назад +13

      You don't look like you have seen many bellends in your life time.

    • @sewnnotthrown
      @sewnnotthrown 5 лет назад +4

      @@thomasbristow3878 😂 why thank you.

    • @Marianne63000
      @Marianne63000 4 года назад +1

      Spot on there

    • @hdxd5808
      @hdxd5808 4 года назад

      i mean your not wrong

    • @duelcomplexity
      @duelcomplexity 4 года назад +4

      he's a piece of shit

  • @nickgera9605
    @nickgera9605 5 лет назад +94

    Would like to mention the fact that he promised a brand deal with a clothing brand and as they sent him products he never replied...

  • @feliciiaab
    @feliciiaab 2 года назад +5

    I’m on a Jaackmaate marathon here, I miss hos videos so much right now for some reason. He’s so funny.

  • @alayna7412
    @alayna7412 5 лет назад +834

    He seems so genuinly unintelligent, there is nothing going on back there

    • @thewinner7382
      @thewinner7382 5 лет назад +19

      He's hot. Hot but dumb.

    • @DTOLL9000
      @DTOLL9000 5 лет назад +17

      He's a troll

    • @aptel8687
      @aptel8687 5 лет назад +1

      @@thewinner7382 agreed

    • @concreteunicorn1607
      @concreteunicorn1607 5 лет назад +17

      Well I mean he has like 1 GCSE qualification there’s a video on his channel of him failing all his exams

    • @sonicblue7551
      @sonicblue7551 5 лет назад +1

      ConcreteUnicorn 1 I don’t know if that’s true I mean he did say he got into college then dropped out

  • @mollie3164
    @mollie3164 5 лет назад +518

    Jack I don’t know if you edit your own videos or if someone else does, but the editing and overall quality of the videos has dramatically improved and I’m thoroughly enjoying your uploads :)

  • @Numberonedaredevilfan
    @Numberonedaredevilfan 2 года назад +7

    The irony of him talking to Saffron like that while being a privileged tory

  • @tjexplore8059
    @tjexplore8059 5 лет назад +173

    My favourite concentration camp... the Abandoned lime quarry in Cocking, West Sussex

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 5 лет назад +176

    9:56 “the proper thick kids” so literally the entire audience he has?

    • @lewis-6586
      @lewis-6586 5 лет назад

      @@christiankelly2927 😂😂love that response!

    • @Mufc4life1998
      @Mufc4life1998 5 лет назад +1

      Emily Hirst you don’t need a filter to look like a dog in ya photo sweetie x

    • @harrietmckenzie8046
      @harrietmckenzie8046 5 лет назад

      123 456 i support him but i am definitely not thick.

  • @yoyoitsurfavhoe1827
    @yoyoitsurfavhoe1827 5 лет назад +83

    holy shit dude, when you started talking about your nan's brother i had tears in my eyes. it's obvious how much you genuinely care about the subject and that level of empathy and compassion is something to be damn proud of. as someone with a history of suicide i find his actions disgusting, and you did the right thing by calling him out. keep up the good work bro 👏

  • @AprilMayx0
    @AprilMayx0 5 лет назад +661

    Surely Trisha Paytas has to make the rank bank!

    • @tupacshakur479
      @tupacshakur479 5 лет назад +1

      Ram ghuman

    • @tayabennett4937
      @tayabennett4937 5 лет назад +11

      Jaide XO are you joking omg she is the queen

    • @andrewreece7312
      @andrewreece7312 5 лет назад +23

      @@TwoAwesomeKids34 and yet you're subscribed to Logan Paul... You have no credibility dickhead

    • @Finjen22
      @Finjen22 5 лет назад +4

      Trisha Is An Icon. Your clearly not

    • @avarielle1582
      @avarielle1582 5 лет назад +1

      Sam Roberts ewwww Logan pauper

  • @IshanAli
    @IshanAli 5 лет назад +162

    If clickbait was a person it would be Carmie (touchdalight)

  • @evebrannan8787
    @evebrannan8787 5 лет назад +4

    the fact that you talk so openly about suicide and mental health is amazing and its what we need. i lost my boyfriend 2 weeks ago to suicide, aged 17. it has started a passion in me to stop this terrible act and I'm glad that you're so supportive of this cause too. thank you jack x

  • @doey9738
    @doey9738 5 лет назад +47

    touchdalight got punched in a nightclub near me and I couldn't help but laugh

    • @KyleBro
      @KyleBro 5 лет назад +6

      I'm jealous, He literally has the most punchable face.

    • @zetch972
      @zetch972 5 лет назад +2

      Did he fight back? I wish there was a video or something...😭

    • @amyd7301
      @amyd7301 5 лет назад +2

      Incredible if true

    • @fieldyznuts997
      @fieldyznuts997 5 лет назад +1

      Should've gotten more than that

  • @davidmackayy
    @davidmackayy 5 лет назад +34

    Really sorry to hear about your friend Jack, hope you're okay. Huge respect to you for being so passionate about people receiving help for suicide. So nice of you to donate some of your ad revenue to Samaritans and to the boys family. RIP, thoughts to his family.

  • @BabieeLozii
    @BabieeLozii 5 лет назад +116

    I called the Samaritans the other week, glad I did! Sad to hear about your friend, a few people I know knew him too, so sad xx

    • @i_z_z_y9535
      @i_z_z_y9535 4 года назад +10

      lrnnwby I know this was from 10 months ago but I hope you’re ok now and just remember you’re loved :)

    • @BabieeLozii
      @BabieeLozii 4 года назад +8

      That’s so lovely!!!! I am in a much better place now - that’s really sweet of you xxxx

    • @i_z_z_y9535
      @i_z_z_y9535 4 года назад +7

      lrnnwby ok I’m glad you’re better now :)

  • @Addicott
    @Addicott 5 лет назад +211

    Found out my girlfriend watches him so haven't stopped ripping into her since 😂

    • @InshasChoice
      @InshasChoice 5 лет назад +12

      It's the eyes.

    • @princeythegreat3184
      @princeythegreat3184 5 лет назад +1

      I praise you for that 😂

    • @joboeyful
      @joboeyful 3 года назад +2

      I deffinatley would of judged mine if i found out she was watching that waste of space

  • @charleyturner7654
    @charleyturner7654 5 лет назад +53

    I've had depression and suicidal thoughts/urges for years, I've seen a lot of shit and experienced a lot of shit but people like him are hands down the most disgusting thing i've ever seen. I cant imagine glorifying suicide or using it for click bait, absolutely vile behaviour

    • @AmyMcColl
      @AmyMcColl 5 лет назад +3

      Hope you're okay ❤

    • @charleyturner7654
      @charleyturner7654 5 лет назад +3

      that's so kind of you both, i'm doing well in terms of my mental health right now (In spite of exam stress!!) but seeing shit like this makes me sick as people like him clearly have no idea what it's like to lose someone to suicide or to be family or friends of someone who is suicidal. I know how hard it is for those who love me to see me go through my low points because they are understandably filled with a fear of losing me, which is why videos like his anger me so much because he just has no idea how serious the matter is and how un-fucking-funny it is for someone you care about to be suicidal

    • @adamhoward6878
      @adamhoward6878 5 лет назад +1

      I’ve had similar experiences to you and it really is sickening to see these type of videos. God knows how he hasn’t been banned yet!

  • @bethanmiller9687
    @bethanmiller9687 5 лет назад +92

    The day Jack posted this, my friend recommended touchdelight to me for “sarcasm” and “a laugh” because “he’s really funny” and I got in a huge argument with her because she actually hates jack and I actually hate touchdelight 😂

  • @vampirekitten2409
    @vampirekitten2409 5 лет назад +26

    “I can’t believe I’m wearing Gucci” 🤢 genuinely made me feel sick!

  • @tbnrvipper5808
    @tbnrvipper5808 5 лет назад +74

    “So this is a gas chamber for where Jesus died” I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @nivs6189
    @nivs6189 5 лет назад +623

    the new love island cast has been released
    im waiting very patiently for your video

  • @whatevernevermind5960
    @whatevernevermind5960 5 лет назад +91

    Jack’s one of the only RUclipsrs to consistently make me laugh.

  • @lukethomas2447
    @lukethomas2447 5 лет назад +124

    Rank bank next week should be Ryan Franklin

    • @oliharley
      @oliharley 5 лет назад +1

      Syco Game tbh I feel like he’s matured after the whole Memeulous situation.

    • @mdav22
      @mdav22 5 лет назад +2

      @@oliharley No he hasn't one bit

    • @heathereaglenest7729
      @heathereaglenest7729 5 лет назад

      Syco Game yes

    • @oliharley
      @oliharley 5 лет назад

      mdav22 Honestly tell me how he hasn’t as I haven’t visited his channel in the last two months and the only shitty thing he was doing was clickbaiting quite a bit.

    • @wonderlust1308
      @wonderlust1308 5 лет назад +9

      Craig*

  • @xstatic6134
    @xstatic6134 5 лет назад +10

    1:17 "Slamming into a teenager" let that sink in

  • @mr.mattruss1455
    @mr.mattruss1455 5 лет назад +110

    There are few RUclipsrs that I truly truly hate and this is definitely one of them. great vid mate

  • @oletamary187
    @oletamary187 5 лет назад +119

    in like 2016 when i got twitter he followed me and send an automated ‘subscribe to touchdalight’ message lmao

  • @alyxandrawells1539
    @alyxandrawells1539 5 лет назад +30

    How does jack only have a little over one million subscribers this is the most quality channel out there 😂

  • @charleighmikkan
    @charleighmikkan 5 лет назад +192

    *please do chris ingham!!*

    • @laurajane3756
      @laurajane3756 5 лет назад +7

      I dont understand how hes on RUclips

    • @InshasChoice
      @InshasChoice 5 лет назад +11

      I don't understand how everyone brushed off his perverted tendencies.

    • @charleighmikkan
      @charleighmikkan 5 лет назад +6

      he is such a creep

    • @hayleylouise9960
      @hayleylouise9960 5 лет назад +2

      He done a bit on him, he did a small section in his video about him a few months ago but he stated due to kids being involved i think he staying clear from the subject

    • @pollyputthekettleon7927
      @pollyputthekettleon7927 5 лет назад

      just do the whole family...

  • @amyamesburg4657
    @amyamesburg4657 5 лет назад +64

    *sees title*
    What about Onision?

    • @AJ-hg4by
      @AJ-hg4by 5 лет назад +5

      i fucking HATE that guy

    • @luv4tajhanb
      @luv4tajhanb 5 лет назад +6

      Onision is the most lost cause on the internet lol

    • @whoishannah92
      @whoishannah92 5 лет назад

      I don't know how much more can be said about that absolute missing link!

    • @alexrightnow2531
      @alexrightnow2531 5 лет назад

      Fricking onion boy jaackmaate needs to stop him

  • @morganmillward
    @morganmillward 5 лет назад +4

    lost a huge role model in my life to suicide in 2016 when i was 13. i still think about how he must have been feeling and how nobody could help because he kept everything quiet. ill never forget his funeral and the emptiness i felt for months. rip neil brindley

  • @lucywindridge7694
    @lucywindridge7694 5 лет назад +26

    Honestly what a brill day , sat two GCSEs , an upload of rank bank with beans and burgers for tea bloody brilliant 😂

    • @jg.1510
      @jg.1510 5 лет назад

      do you do Maths Edexcel? Coach a or b????

    • @lucywindridge7694
      @lucywindridge7694 5 лет назад +1

      JvG im not sure just rolled with it

    • @bovtuyi8042
      @bovtuyi8042 5 лет назад +1

      Same Hahhaha was watching freescience for physics but this came up in recommended so my revision died

    • @lucywindridge7694
      @lucywindridge7694 5 лет назад

      Bov Tuyi ahh good old shaun my ghee

    • @samiahsadek7093
      @samiahsadek7093 5 лет назад

      Awww good luck for your exams hope you do amazing 😀😀

  • @joenorfolk7627
    @joenorfolk7627 5 лет назад +229

    Danielle bregoli didn’t even take that picture it’s off an Instagram live that he has screenshotted... not noncy at all 🧐

  • @samuelrussell7003
    @samuelrussell7003 3 года назад +6

    A spoilt little tory calling another person a tory is the most tory thing possible

    • @lilyy5006
      @lilyy5006 3 года назад

      someone’s just learned the word tory

    • @samuelrussell7003
      @samuelrussell7003 3 года назад

      @@lilyy5006 I'm pleased I could teach you a new word 😊

    • @lilyy5006
      @lilyy5006 3 года назад

      @@samuelrussell7003 don’t need to learn words of an eight year old thank you:)

    • @samuelrussell7003
      @samuelrussell7003 3 года назад

      @@lilyy5006 I'm 8 and 3 quarters actually so get it right 🙄

    • @lilyy5006
      @lilyy5006 3 года назад +1

      @@samuelrussell7003 ooo sorry, didn’t realise i was dealing with someone so big and grown up

  • @ryanstreet7941
    @ryanstreet7941 5 лет назад +75

    Imagine having GCSEs tomorrow.....

    • @edith9212
      @edith9212 5 лет назад +3

      watch his GCSE vid, gives u the motivation to study and raise the grade boundaries for ppl like him

  • @k___1
    @k___1 5 лет назад +111

    His voice needs speeding up wtf (not jacks, carmies)

    • @Joe-721
      @Joe-721 5 лет назад +5

      Xplr Ashton probably to stretch out the video to 10 minutes with as little content as possible

  • @sarahbrown3718
    @sarahbrown3718 5 лет назад +25

    You could honestly make a rank bank episode about nearly all of the "Social Climbers" members

  • @TMarioC
    @TMarioC 5 лет назад +174

    Should be revising, watching rank bank
    good life choices 👍👍

    • @sundusg4482
      @sundusg4482 5 лет назад

      Same... life's great

    • @charlottewash1420
      @charlottewash1420 5 лет назад +6

      Got English lit tomorrow and couldn’t relate more✌🏼

    • @charlottewash1420
      @charlottewash1420 5 лет назад +1

      GP Aviation yeah I think I did good but the Macbeth and SOF I did shit😂

    • @charlottewash1420
      @charlottewash1420 5 лет назад

      GP Aviation so basically last week we did Macbeth and sign of four (SOF) and today we did inspector calls , poetry (power and conflict) , and unseen poetry

  • @Macriné98
    @Macriné98 5 лет назад +29

    ''It's sad that you've done that'' - talking about suicide as if it's spilled milk lmao

  • @cadenza2810
    @cadenza2810 3 года назад +4

    TouchDaLight is absolutely disgusting for monetising this type of content! Absolutely vile. Suicide is not something to be taken lightly, it's horrific and tragic. I can't genuine believe he is monetising this type of content! I genuinely feel sick.

  • @andorei-kun4173
    @andorei-kun4173 5 лет назад +74

    Your observation thou is the best😂. Even the fckin clock!😂

  • @lauragreen5191
    @lauragreen5191 5 лет назад +207

    Touchdalight makes me feel a tad ill!!! What a vile human being.

    • @lauragreen5191
      @lauragreen5191 5 лет назад

      @UClKGH3hHMBOfFb3EGd8KP1Q I'm allowed to have an opinion

    • @tobylacey7613
      @tobylacey7613 5 лет назад +1

      @@lauragreen5191 he's agreeing with you what are you on.

    • @lauragreen5191
      @lauragreen5191 5 лет назад

      @@tobylacey7613 I was responding to someone else who has since deleted their comment

    • @nathadarnell
      @nathadarnell 5 лет назад

      Laura Green do you not think an opinion and a vile comment that comes across bullying is different?

    • @saidoibrahim4227
      @saidoibrahim4227 5 лет назад

      @@clairemarie590 vxjdudgfrfgregegdhshdgdgdgdgdgxxgxhdyxydydydyssysydydysysydyyxyxyy

  • @tallulaht423
    @tallulaht423 5 лет назад +120

    jack we definitely need to see a 'meet the new islanders' for love island 2019!

  • @meghanadams4612
    @meghanadams4612 5 лет назад +31

    The Chris Ingram bit omfg I’m done😭😭😭😭I actually love your channel so much you’re so bloody hilarious😂😂

  • @sx6134
    @sx6134 5 лет назад +82

    You can already see touchdalights comeback video

    • @annaellis6011
      @annaellis6011 5 лет назад +2

      Sophie Billing this did happen aswell🤣

    • @ethandalton6480
      @ethandalton6480 4 года назад +5

      @@annaellis6011 I like how he ends it with "I don't care what he thinks."
      He cares so little he made a 10 minute video about it

  • @rageagainstmyhairline5574
    @rageagainstmyhairline5574 5 лет назад +2

    My dad killed himself when I was 14, a week after I woke up with him sitting next to me on my bed with a pillow over his knees. He looked startled and blurted out he'd brought me an extra pillow. Bear in mind this gwas in my mum's house 6 months after they'd split up and to which he didn't have a key and wasn't welcome in. It took me 10 years to realise if I hadn't woken up then, he would've smothered me in my sleep, then my brother.
    A few years later, I read a quote that said something like, "The father, by committing suicide, condemns his son to the same fate".
    A few years after that, after a bad accident, my depression started. I've been suicidal for 14 years. The only thing stopping me is the fact that I experienced first-hand, how destructive and insidiously a suicide affects people. And not just immediate family, everyone who's ever known that person. It puts a tangible, real, concept into the brain of the hundreds of people affected that wouldn't have been there otherwise. It forces them to grapple with it and to try to come to terms not just with the singular act by the victim, but with the concept itself. And that's too much for some people.
    I understand the quote I mentioned a lot better now. I will never escape the suicide of my father. His friends and more distant relatives may be able to, but not me. The man who helped create me nearly took me out with him, and suicide is the first thing I think of whenever I think of him, or whenever someone mentions their dad. Similarly, whenever someone mentions suicide, I think of my dad. They're eternally inextricably linked.
    And that's why I'll never do it. I don't want to condemn the people I know to the same fate as me: to having suicide being so incredibly personal and visceral a word.
    This guy profiting from the misery of others is a special kind of scum. Really, he is.
    Thank you for making this video and for the way you talked about suicide, Jack; you have my never-ending respect.

  • @1aura.gillott
    @1aura.gillott 5 лет назад +48

    This series is golden, thank u Jack : )

    • @jumpkat
      @jumpkat 5 лет назад

      merci grosse fille

  • @kiwify1317
    @kiwify1317 4 года назад +14

    When it says he will give half the revenue but it got demonetised

  • @kyleishaseedhouse1820
    @kyleishaseedhouse1820 5 лет назад +20

    JaackMaate, you are so honourable for donating half of the money to the Samaritans and some to the family. You are someone I truly look up to for your comedy, generosity and sympathy.

  • @HeadlessMooseGaming
    @HeadlessMooseGaming 5 лет назад +163

    FINALLY CARMIE IS AN ABSOLUTE WRITE OFF. His content is so false.

  • @pearlescentlune
    @pearlescentlune 5 лет назад +11

    The Chris Ingham bit I cant breathe

  • @zaccyiswaccy56
    @zaccyiswaccy56 5 лет назад +16

    the handsome geezer at 1:00 is literally my dad

  • @lizziex7117
    @lizziex7117 5 лет назад +30

    Just out of interest - are you only targeting British RUclipsrs?? (love this series btw)

  • @bonniehughes6680
    @bonniehughes6680 5 лет назад +110

    IM SO EXCITED FOR THE MEET THE LOVE ISLAND CAST 2019

  • @connormcswiney8474
    @connormcswiney8474 3 года назад +1

    That little skit with Robbie Knox is one of my favorite things on the internet

  • @edhallam2012
    @edhallam2012 5 лет назад +31

    RankBank is by far the best videos you have ever made... Am absolutely howling throughout the entire thing ahahaha!

  • @authentik__logiic1920
    @authentik__logiic1920 4 года назад +6

    Jack:”there is no youtube worse that touchdalight”
    IMJAYSTATION:hold my slave

  • @stonefly514
    @stonefly514 5 лет назад +3

    Absolute banger! Good for you Jack, love your videos so much!

  • @adderz8619
    @adderz8619 5 лет назад +31

    Bloody love this series mate, please keep 'em coming!! I know it's a meme tbh but it's (beans and) BURGERS for dinner for me

  • @smallfry114
    @smallfry114 5 лет назад +16

    Can everyone please take a few seconds out of your day today and watch all the ads through on this video. A % of the profit goes towards a charity ❤️.

  • @tomhughes2397
    @tomhughes2397 5 лет назад +4

    Concentration Camps originated with the British to hold civilians during the Boer War (1899-1902), these, however, were not in Chichester...

  • @hunter2k222
    @hunter2k222 5 лет назад +10

    You can tell this one hit Jack on a personal level. Damn.

  • @User-jp9ik
    @User-jp9ik 5 лет назад +48

    Love this series jack get them demonitised views

  • @jessicahoward9046
    @jessicahoward9046 4 года назад +17

    His smarmy voice shredded my hearing

  • @noivern8595
    @noivern8595 5 лет назад +24

    I'm so used to calling touchdaqueef😂😂