Stop thinking and you will be happy [Malcolm in the Middle 5x21 Reese Joins The Army 1]

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  • Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
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  • @killerbug05
    @killerbug05 6 месяцев назад +303

    The crack in his voice when he says "my god. A soldier like you comes along once in a thousand years" is pure acting gold.

  • @TheTerminator-cg7tr
    @TheTerminator-cg7tr Год назад +433

    you know that shit he said is the military's dream when even the instructor gets emotive

    • @BDC39
      @BDC39 8 месяцев назад +11

      He sounded so genuine lol

  • @Mexican_Loko
    @Mexican_Loko Год назад +592

    Forrest Gump would be proud of Resse.

    • @calebsoria1901
      @calebsoria1901 Год назад +7

      thats what i was thinking

    • @JonOfNoTrades
      @JonOfNoTrades Год назад +8

      Only if he was told to be proud of him by his officer

    • @antoniosilvapaucar6158
      @antoniosilvapaucar6158 Год назад +13

      Quotes
      Drill Sergeant : Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?
      Forrest Gump : To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
      Drill Sergeant : God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up, people...

    • @carsongrover9924
      @carsongrover9924 10 месяцев назад

      “Because you told me to, drill sergeant!”

  • @sfiggz2038
    @sfiggz2038 8 месяцев назад +218

    This is my secret at work, and I've been in the same company for 11 years. Got promoted 4 times without making an effort, consistently receiving quarterly bonuses and high annual increases.

    • @Karateka1973
      @Karateka1973 8 месяцев назад +37

      Whenever management asks me for my opinion, I always respond with, "My opinion is whatever you tell me it is."

    • @alivenumber5
      @alivenumber5 8 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@Karateka1973By George I think you've cracked the code.

    • @TheArt3mis
      @TheArt3mis 7 месяцев назад +6

      Holy shit I’ve been having huge problems at work after taking on a leadership position. And for some reason I remembered this and now I think things are gonna get better.

    • @user-vh4qq7gc2w
      @user-vh4qq7gc2w 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@TheArt3mishow is it going

    • @TheArt3mis
      @TheArt3mis 6 месяцев назад

      @@user-vh4qq7gc2w extremely well my boss asked me this week "why werent you like this when you started"

  • @eliezerferraris942
    @eliezerferraris942 Год назад +135

    this just save me a lot of money on marriage counselling

    • @DaveyKanabus
      @DaveyKanabus 5 месяцев назад +4

      Only if you're the wife.
      Do this as the husband and she'll lose all respect for you, you'll be divorced in 18 months.

    • @Psycoducker
      @Psycoducker 4 месяца назад +2

      @@DaveyKanabusThat seems very personal

    • @adewilson132
      @adewilson132 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Psycoduckerno it’s not personal it’s the truth.

    • @loremaster8475
      @loremaster8475 4 месяца назад

      @@adewilson132 lmao it was both. if your a man you and you live in western society you know your getting screwed if you get married. the court system destroys men even if the wife cheats and leaves more than likely she's getting most of the guys check over half the assets and the kids. man gets to shut up and go sleep in the streets and still have to pay the bills or go to jail.

    • @loremaster8475
      @loremaster8475 4 месяца назад +1

      YT censoring my comments lol

  • @aidenbatista5986
    @aidenbatista5986 8 месяцев назад +44

    Leave it to Malcolm in the middle to be one of the only shows to get the uniform right hell it even has the proper unit patch for the drill

    • @Mark-rc5md
      @Mark-rc5md 6 месяцев назад +6

      Screaming Abe and his AA badge

  • @JewishKeto
    @JewishKeto 5 месяцев назад +22

    I told a friend at work “if I just do what I’m told and NOTHING else… things get easy… I’m much happier that way!” And she started laughing rolling her eyes and said “listen buddy… you’d do VERY well in a cult!”

  • @senayisack
    @senayisack Год назад +91

    Remove laces, Pull Tongue Forward, Apply Polish, Pull Tongue Backward, Buff, Replace Laces, Repeat

    • @thebeaverkidd2970
      @thebeaverkidd2970 6 месяцев назад +6

      Remove laces, Pull Tongue Forward, Apply Polish, Pull Tongue Backward, Buff, Replace Laces, Repeat

    • @TheW1tcher78
      @TheW1tcher78 4 месяца назад +2

      @@thebeaverkidd2970 Remove laces, Pull Tongue Forward, Apply Polish, Pull Tongue Backward, Buff, Replace Laces, Repeat

    • @underplay3579
      @underplay3579 4 месяца назад +2

      @@TheW1tcher78 Remove laces, Pull Tongue Forward, Apply Polish, Pull Tongue Backward, Buff, Replace Laces, Repeat

  • @vanityofthesaint
    @vanityofthesaint 2 года назад +52

    love this scene

  • @user-ei7nk2rv2s
    @user-ei7nk2rv2s 3 месяца назад +19

    "I'm the world's happiest tool" That's pretty much the point when you're a soldier, you fight for those who stir up problems but are too important or cowardly to go fight it themselves

  • @aphaomega0098
    @aphaomega0098 Год назад +106

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 sadly that is true most of the time when going to boot csmp everyone goes into a stressed state of mind but if you empty your thoughts and follow instructions thinhs will get easy. Military provides structure and organization which are essential tools that we use in every day life that we take for granted

    • @shadowsonicsilver6
      @shadowsonicsilver6 11 месяцев назад +18

      Unfortunately, it destroys individual thinking.
      I do not deny that the Military can provide structure and all that. Still, there are also a lot of drawbacks to the Military, which is why we, the people, be it vets, civilians, or soldiers, must do our job to change the military for the better and to improve upon it even if it means turning the military away from a force that destroys, to a power that builds, or engages in rescue operations.

    • @patchwurk6652
      @patchwurk6652 11 месяцев назад +10

      You just perfectly described the logic of cult indoctrination.

    • @aphaomega0098
      @aphaomega0098 11 месяцев назад

      @@patchwurk6652 military isnt even a cult 😂

    • @patchwurk6652
      @patchwurk6652 11 месяцев назад

      @@aphaomega0098 ...Y'know, I could mention a career with the military that spanned a decade as evidence, but that would just be an appeal to authority and an anecdotal story.
      So tell you what, how's about you look up how cult recruitment operates and compare that to how the US DoD recruits? There's endless videos online pointing out the comparisons and tendency of the DoD to abuse and exploit cult tactics during boot camp and their careers. Down to even deliberately trying to make their personnel mentally unfit for the civilian world so "Existence within the cult is the only form of life that makes sense." Cult 101: Make your victims utterly reliant on the cult in order to survive and limit their information of outside influences so they can't figure out how to effectively get out from under you.
      But sure, it's "Not a cult." I mean they said so, would a cult ever lie? Would the US military ever lie?
      Psh, Nawwwwwww whose ever accused Uncle Sam of being fraudulent? /s

    • @TundrousOfficial
      @TundrousOfficial 9 месяцев назад +2

      Individual thinking can be detrimental to a group like the military though. You become strung up on what's unfair, how you feel, etc. The task to the group is all that matters.@@shadowsonicsilver6

  • @anonymousmammal1741
    @anonymousmammal1741 Год назад +27

    The accuracy

  • @asdasd-xg1pj
    @asdasd-xg1pj 4 месяца назад +5

    We are very proud soldier o7.

  • @calebsoria1901
    @calebsoria1901 Год назад +24

    This feels like forest gump

  • @embatbr
    @embatbr 8 месяцев назад +6

    "Would you like to know more?"

  • @Karateka1973
    @Karateka1973 8 месяцев назад +26

    Successfully married men know that this the secret to a divorce proof marriage..lol

    • @jaycee5502
      @jaycee5502 7 месяцев назад +1

      I was looking for this comment 😂 got a couple family members haven't heard of in years I guess it's true lol

  • @srdf0
    @srdf0 Год назад +5

    Basic Training 101

  • @JewishKeto
    @JewishKeto 5 месяцев назад +1

    I laughed so hard when the DI gets choked up.

  • @RussLinzmeier
    @RussLinzmeier Месяц назад +1

    Blind unthinking obedience with just the right amount of ass kissing to those in authority .

  • @pheonix_soldier
    @pheonix_soldier 6 дней назад

    You know, maybe my life would be a lot more tolerable if I were like this. Then maybe one day i can ve seen as useful

  • @54nj666
    @54nj666 29 дней назад

    They created a monster..

  • @chrisc9526
    @chrisc9526 7 месяцев назад +2

    poor dude just got ego death'd

  • @CynicalEyebrow
    @CynicalEyebrow Месяц назад

    Captain America origin story.

  • @brodytaylor1671
    @brodytaylor1671 8 месяцев назад +1

    I kind of do what he did during our jrotc just shut my rain off and do what I was told.

  • @robertjamestaylor9261
    @robertjamestaylor9261 8 месяцев назад +5

    comedy show dropped more game than all those motivational videos, think less do more

  • @defmax29
    @defmax29 Год назад +9

    Just seen this clip and hoped it was a film. Gutted.

    • @griddycheese
      @griddycheese Год назад +2

      Why

    • @SPD24797
      @SPD24797 10 месяцев назад +5

      Dont be, Malcolm In The Middle is an amazing show

  • @tylerlawlerDEVGRU
    @tylerlawlerDEVGRU Год назад +1

  • @chrismc410
    @chrismc410 5 месяцев назад +1

    This couldn't be me. I'm an engineer and technician. Its our job and reason for being to think of better ways and make them work. Drill Sergeant or anyone else shouldn't tell engineers what to do, rather what you want done and a time frame and not ask how or why. Just know it will be done in the time allotted.

  • @poolpisser9000
    @poolpisser9000 Месяц назад +1

    i haven't watched the show what the fuck happens in the later seasons first he joins the army then he's in a desert?

    • @zarsoft
      @zarsoft  Месяц назад +1

      Gone to Alaska in search for a job.

  • @gg2324
    @gg2324 8 месяцев назад +1

    this being broadcasted on fox is quite ironic

  • @seeseekay
    @seeseekay 3 месяца назад

    just like in a marriage. wife speak. I follow. household at peace

  • @zachumi7245
    @zachumi7245 6 месяцев назад

    I think this is the only way to improve my relationship 😢 maybe i shouldn't be a person just and object that can be thrown away when i break after all she will be happy at least

  • @akinbobolaz
    @akinbobolaz 8 месяцев назад

    Didnt take long to find what show this is from but the content creator was to lazy to do his job he wants to get paid for

  • @sponge9553
    @sponge9553 5 месяцев назад

    If someone were to go into boot camp and actually kiss ass and act like this, would the drill sergeants be happy? I've always wondered

  • @askjeevescosby2928
    @askjeevescosby2928 8 месяцев назад +3

    Their mom ruined their lives. He found ourpose and she forced him out, malcom got a career and she forced him to nit take it to instead waste his life getting a degree expecting him to be president. Women like her raise terrible children and ide say if it was real she woild be responcibke for how bad they are.

  • @apostledesmondban6606
    @apostledesmondban6606 9 месяцев назад +1

    I'm GOD's Instrument. I Am CHRIST's Soldier!!

  • @waynesgamingtv
    @waynesgamingtv Месяц назад

    This a movie?

    • @zarsoft
      @zarsoft  Месяц назад

      TV episode - see title of video.

  • @pecelivitikitoga3409
    @pecelivitikitoga3409 2 года назад +13

    Name of the movie?.

    • @zarsoft
      @zarsoft  2 года назад +14

      Series and episode are witten on video title.

    • @mafik90
      @mafik90 2 года назад +31

      “Dumb and dumber”

    • @Andrewcranky
      @Andrewcranky 2 года назад +5

      Malcolm in the Middle . TV Show.

    • @smeckjee
      @smeckjee 2 года назад +5

      I think it Forrest Gump, military scene

    • @sirswaggington
      @sirswaggington Год назад +8

      Broke Back Mountain, last few minutes of the movie so you have to watch the whole thing to get to it

  • @Ytbenji88
    @Ytbenji88 4 месяца назад

    What’s the episode?

    • @zarsoft
      @zarsoft  4 месяца назад

      Season 5 Episode 21 (see title)

  • @mitu0204
    @mitu0204 3 месяца назад

    What is this please explain any one I need it

    • @zarsoft
      @zarsoft  3 месяца назад +1

      The series title and episode number is written in the video title.

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 2 месяца назад

      People like you are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions.

  • @hecaceres2
    @hecaceres2 3 месяца назад

    What movie is this

    • @zarsoft
      @zarsoft  3 месяца назад

      That information is in the title of the video.

    • @giantsr1eva
      @giantsr1eva 2 месяца назад

      @hecacers2
      It’s a television show called Malcom in the Middle.

  • @TryMyMartini
    @TryMyMartini 13 дней назад

    Looks like Reese became a Democrat voter.

  • @Daboyford40
    @Daboyford40 3 месяца назад

    Movie?

    • @AlbertaGeek
      @AlbertaGeek 3 месяца назад

      TV series. Malcolm in the Middle.

    • @zarsoft
      @zarsoft  3 месяца назад

      The series title and episode number is in the video title.