San Francisco Airport (SFO) has the highest customer service rating and highest security performance rating of any airport in the USA. It also has no TSA, but rather a private security firm!
vandertuber The Fed. Can allow private security at airports upon request. Stossel’s piece mentions this, too. I think the TSA approves or denies. Apparently TS “sees no benefit” to themselves in doing so.
***** The public must be conditioned to know that they must allow certain egregious things for the sake of whatever 'greater good' that the oligarchy decides
The whole 2010s (or at least the second half of it) have been a complete "I identify as ..." freak show. And even to this day this freak show is far from over.
You just need to make your own entertainment. I will say stuff like "You better not steal my dildo!" When they are searching through bags. Often they laugh too. Most of the workers know their job is a huge sham. Channel your inner Andy Dwyer. Super nice and friendly but goofy AF with no shame.
Hi, from the year 2020. Mocking how someone identifies themselves will result in prison time if you identify as a white Anglo-Saxon male. We'll get around to building the camps for people like you as soon as we get rid of this non-China virus.
I feel like I'm in a temporary prison every-time I go through a US airport...being belligerent to a TSA agents is considered a terrorist threat...how beyond reason is that?
Thank you Remy! I don't know what's harder to believe - the rampant and blatant TSA incompetence, or the American public's passive acceptance of the TSA incompetence... and backscatter X rays, and sexual assault, etc. How about a song about today's announcement that the ACA doesn't mean what it says, and the majority of states without their own healthcare exchanges ARE eligible for the federal subsidies (essentially, pass a law, change the meaning, and ramrod your big government agenda).
I know it's not just the acting roles, They really could never feel the same without Eachother. But I reminded Adam that things always will change, and that's what makes it precious.
"well I identify as competent" and now I've spit coffee all over my screen... I just found these ReasonTV / Remy videos and they're glorious! ... now to go wipe off the screen.
The last time I flew on a plane I refused the CT scanner and requested to be patted down. What happened was I finally got to second base with another woman and I can only hope it was as good for her as it was for me. If you want to search me you’re gonna have to molest me yourself, government.
And for identifying as competent, Remy does the perfect job of showing how dangerous that is to just say You are competent and then do the exact opposite, and endanger People. And it seems Remy and I are not hesitating at saying, You are not competent, You are a fool, a damm dangerous one!
So true a couple years ago I got caught walking through the airport with razor blades, after the fifth flight since I bought them and put them in my work equipment bag.
The only job I ever gave up on applying for was the TSA because it was so hard. That was only a couple years before this video came out. How can they be hiring so many boobs? (A little research showed me that in the very beginning they were hiring A LOT of people and HR screening was about as lax as TSA screening would become. Those people are now government employees and near unfirable.)
I identify as competent. Man it's refreshing to see a comment section where people didn't blow up on that little comment. I guess there's nothing to worry about since anyone from the far left wouldn't even think to be exploring these topics.
Sad but my friend who is currently being trained in fort Lauderdale this past 3 weeks it hasn't changed bombs knives everything is getting by but not Granny's sunscreen or bottle of water
And alot more personally last night, I had a deep emotional talk with the mom of a girl I really liked, and how I would always treat Vanessa well, and that I would never disrespect Her and Her mom Whom I spoke to. So I do care about Others feelings, I am deeply kind to Them.
And I do concern with Peoples feelings, when they are truly justifiably logical. I care about protecting feelings of dignity and humanity, not those that are of, Oh You are so special.
San Francisco Airport (SFO) has the highest customer service rating and highest security performance rating of any airport in the USA. It also has no TSA, but rather a private security firm!
John Stossel did a good piece on it. I think it’s called “TSA: Thousands Standing Around”
vandertuber The Fed. Can allow private security at airports upon request. Stossel’s piece mentions this, too. I think the TSA approves or denies. Apparently TS “sees no benefit” to themselves in doing so.
vandertuber who would of thought San Francisco would be the one city to get that right
@@anonymouscommenter7978 true
Yessir
Remy is pretty much the only reason I subscribe to Reason.
If you performed at a 3% success rate, you would be fired in the private sector. In government, you get reassigned.....
hag12100 Looks like schools should be the next target because it's 4%...
hag12100 By reassigned do you mean promoted?
drthmik No, I mean moved around because you can't fired them or it's incredibly difficult to do so due to unions, red tape, and so on.
***** The public must be conditioned to know that they must allow certain egregious things for the sake of whatever 'greater good' that the oligarchy decides
Person Maybe it's time for "We the People" to condition that oligarchy of how to behave.
"I identify as competent." Holy fuck he went there. This is fucking amazing.
@Cubing Storm you been sleeping?
That line was ahead of it's time. Brilliant!
The whole 2010s (or at least the second half of it) have been a complete "I identify as ..." freak show. And even to this day this freak show is far from over.
Considering that it was 8 years ago it was really before it time lol
what is really amazing is how long this lunacy is going on, it was there 8 years ago...
I would prefer Remy be my TSA agent, at least he'll entertain me as Im being groped. lol
You just need to make your own entertainment. I will say stuff like "You better not steal my dildo!" When they are searching through bags. Often they laugh too. Most of the workers know their job is a huge sham. Channel your inner Andy Dwyer. Super nice and friendly but goofy AF with no shame.
@@dheibeljr degen
When he said “well I Identify as competent” I thought I was going to die, I choked laughing so hard. The whole delivery was fantastic! 🤣
The wink afterward is perfect.
"I identify as competent." HAHA, YES!
Hi, from the year 2020. Mocking how someone identifies themselves will result in prison time if you identify as a white Anglo-Saxon male. We'll get around to building the camps for people like you as soon as we get rid of this non-China virus.
@@rodmunch69 ooh, butt-hurt much?
@@myczxr pretty sure he was being sarcastic
@@CR-wk2re i see that now
That was a thing 7 years ago? Have we really been in clown world for that long jesus christ
"Justice Roberts teaches mental gymnastics"
HAHAHAH
How am I only just now finding these videos? So good.
I feel like I'm in a temporary prison every-time I go through a US airport...being belligerent to a TSA agents is considered a terrorist threat...how beyond reason is that?
It is just part of the training for the peasantry. What could be more reasonable? It's all laid out in the training manual by George Orwell.
Love details like the wink at 1:23, he’s making jabs even while making other jabs. Freaking brilliant, all of these!
This is the single greatest musical piece I've ever heard
As always a great parody by Remy
"I identify as competent"
Hilarious.
bulbinking -
maybe they let terrorists in because terrorists identify as peacefull freedom fighters.
I identify as competent!! 🤣🤣🤣 Great line!
Did anyone else hear “you gave us the GDP of Guam” during the end of the song? Is it just me?
No, you aren't
You heard it right
Good to see remy doing something funny and productive:) hes a legend of the tubes
Someone just landed himself on the "no-fly list."
lmfao
"Well I identify as competent" I died!
Thank you Remy!
I don't know what's harder to believe - the rampant and blatant TSA incompetence, or the American public's passive acceptance of the TSA incompetence... and backscatter X rays, and sexual assault, etc.
How about a song about today's announcement that the ACA doesn't mean what it says, and the majority of states without their own healthcare exchanges ARE eligible for the federal subsidies (essentially, pass a law, change the meaning, and ramrod your big government agenda).
I know it's not just the acting roles, They really could never feel the same without Eachother. But I reminded Adam that things always will change, and that's what makes it precious.
This is the best shit I have seen in a while
Thanks Remy, another funny and true dig at government BS. I enjoyed it.
"well I identify as competent" and now I've spit coffee all over my screen... I just found these ReasonTV / Remy videos and they're glorious! ... now to go wipe off the screen.
I am so in love with Remy
This tune is so awesome!! Very well done Remy!!
Toothpaste: exist
TSA: this is an avengers level threat
How does this not have 5,000,000 views?
that would be google social engineering....
Missed you Remy! Glad to see that you weren't gone for good.
One of Remy’s best 😁
The last time I flew on a plane I refused the CT scanner and requested to be patted down. What happened was I finally got to second base with another woman and I can only hope it was as good for her as it was for me.
If you want to search me you’re gonna have to molest me yourself, government.
Sorry, this is nine months late, but this comment is gold
hahahahahaha
Remy is bloody AWESOME! :)
A week before my flight, i always listen to this song.... have heard it at least like 30 times in the last 9 years....
"But...I identify as competent." "Oh, well why didn't you just say so." LOLOL!!! One of the best jokes in the history of RUclips!
Privatize the TSA.
Vote Libertarian.
Australia is a big government on the edge of socialism and even we have private security contractors doing airport security checks
Be prepared to double tip for the cupping 😘
One who trades freedom for security will get none and deserves neither
Yay Remy
Boo TSA
Still one of the best You Tube songs.
The tear drop tattoo is perfect, represents 1/3 of the LAX TSA Agents
Binging Remy today. This was his best video! :D
1:07 “Next: Justice Roberts teaches Mental Gymnastics” lmao
And for identifying as competent, Remy does the perfect job of showing how dangerous that is to just say You are competent and then do the exact opposite, and endanger People. And it seems Remy and I are not hesitating at saying, You are not competent, You are a fool, a damm dangerous one!
3 people think they saved the world and identify as competent
"I identify as competent..." Oh, this is great. Can I identify as tax exempt?
Yes! Another remy video! Love this guys music and themes. I agree the government is a big joke
This is amazing how has this not blown up lol
Best one yet!
this is the best thing i've ever seen.
Hilarious and depressing
jfahome 1234
Yes, it would be funny if it wasn't sad...
Remy, you're a legend.
So true a couple years ago I got caught walking through the airport with razor blades, after the fifth flight since I bought them and put them in my work equipment bag.
Best line : " I identify as 'competent' " .
Remy has to make a move where he is the only actor
Oops,Remy did it again! Love it!!!!!
every single one is gold
The only job I ever gave up on applying for was the TSA because it was so hard. That was only a couple years before this video came out. How can they be hiring so many boobs?
(A little research showed me that in the very beginning they were hiring A LOT of people and HR screening was about as lax as TSA screening would become. Those people are now government employees and near unfirable.)
Remy really has it out for the TSA
Because they're an agency of incompetent buffoons who can't do their job. They exist only to infringe on your right to free movement.
One of my favorite "REMYS".
Love it!
The whiny, high-pitched soyboy voice used when he says "I identify as competent" is the best detail. Why is this so good rofl.
😂😂😂😂 omg I can't breath.
Clumping unarmed people together does not protect the people. Just makes them easy targets.
I'm so glad I have no reason to fly anymore, but I send this video to my friends who do.
95% hilarious
Does anyone else try to copy the "plane"-move at 0:47? :D
still awesome
Brilliant!
I don’t even want to know what the TSA did to Remy XD
1:37 iguana??
That rachel dolezel reference was too funny.
I identified as competent.
Thedance moves!!!
Keep it rockim', Remy
I identify as competent. Man it's refreshing to see a comment section where people didn't blow up on that little comment. I guess there's nothing to worry about since anyone from the far left wouldn't even think to be exploring these topics.
Sad but my friend who is currently being trained in fort Lauderdale this past 3 weeks it hasn't changed bombs knives everything is getting by but not Granny's sunscreen or bottle of water
Remy is a national treasure... Too bad nobody informed the rest of the nation.
And alot more personally last night, I had a deep emotional talk with the mom of a girl I really liked, and how I would always treat Vanessa well, and that I would never disrespect Her and Her mom Whom I spoke to. So I do care about Others feelings, I am deeply kind to Them.
Remy never flew on a commercial flight ever again. #TooBased
This at 2 times speed is awesome.
0:42
Sort of sums it up!
Your not reassigned your promoted with your own team. That was the funniest thing that I have seen in a long time
God. Damn. That was hilarious!
1:00
Absolutely hilarious
LOL funny good one!!!
Lol brian williams remembers D-Day and Justice Roberts teaches mental gymnastics
Staaahp! I can't breathe! LMAO!
How well do they perform security theatre, though? That's the real purpose of the TSA.
Honorary member of the Duggar family 🔥🔥🔥
Woo hoo 100th commenter! Does that I get a free iPad?
And I do concern with Peoples feelings, when they are truly justifiably logical. I care about protecting feelings of dignity and humanity, not those that are of, Oh You are so special.
Hahaha omg
I identify as rich
lol
a TSA guy took my coke can that bought on the plane last year.
Remy, I love your music videos. Please come to my living room and do a private concert.
"I identify as competent"
The man is a genius.
Fucking awesome!!!!!
Why did i feel as if this video was made in 2009??
It took a few tries to under stand the end, but I finally got it: 'You gave us the GDP of Guam'. Hilarious and sad.