Remy: Oops, I Did it Again! (Britney Spears TSA Parody)

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @vandertuber
    @vandertuber 7 лет назад +381

    San Francisco Airport (SFO) has the highest customer service rating and highest security performance rating of any airport in the USA. It also has no TSA, but rather a private security firm!

    • @blu2106
      @blu2106 6 лет назад +45

      John Stossel did a good piece on it. I think it’s called “TSA: Thousands Standing Around”

    • @CJinsoo
      @CJinsoo 5 лет назад +8

      vandertuber The Fed. Can allow private security at airports upon request. Stossel’s piece mentions this, too. I think the TSA approves or denies. Apparently TS “sees no benefit” to themselves in doing so.

    • @anonymouscommenter7978
      @anonymouscommenter7978 5 лет назад +34

      vandertuber who would of thought San Francisco would be the one city to get that right

    • @natureportal9285
      @natureportal9285 4 года назад +4

      @@anonymouscommenter7978 true

    • @iamsearchingforthefiletmignon
      @iamsearchingforthefiletmignon 4 года назад +2

      Yessir

  • @nparksntx
    @nparksntx 9 лет назад +195

    Remy is pretty much the only reason I subscribe to Reason.

  • @hag12100
    @hag12100 9 лет назад +810

    If you performed at a 3% success rate, you would be fired in the private sector. In government, you get reassigned.....

    • @Berelore
      @Berelore 9 лет назад +28

      hag12100 Looks like schools should be the next target because it's 4%...

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik 9 лет назад +56

      hag12100 By reassigned do you mean promoted?

    • @hag12100
      @hag12100 9 лет назад +13

      drthmik No, I mean moved around because you can't fired them or it's incredibly difficult to do so due to unions, red tape, and so on.

    • @999TnO
      @999TnO 9 лет назад +9

      ***** The public must be conditioned to know that they must allow certain egregious things for the sake of whatever 'greater good' that the oligarchy decides

    • @hag12100
      @hag12100 9 лет назад +7

      Person Maybe it's time for "We the People" to condition that oligarchy of how to behave.

  • @GodOfReality
    @GodOfReality 3 года назад +264

    "I identify as competent." Holy fuck he went there. This is fucking amazing.

    • @moninchow
      @moninchow 3 года назад

      @Cubing Storm you been sleeping?

    • @jon27d
      @jon27d 3 года назад +19

      That line was ahead of it's time. Brilliant!

    • @sebwan
      @sebwan 2 года назад +13

      The whole 2010s (or at least the second half of it) have been a complete "I identify as ..." freak show. And even to this day this freak show is far from over.

    • @Tinytox
      @Tinytox Год назад +7

      Considering that it was 8 years ago it was really before it time lol

    • @MuchLowerThanThat
      @MuchLowerThanThat Год назад +5

      what is really amazing is how long this lunacy is going on, it was there 8 years ago...

  • @luchi.el.zorrito
    @luchi.el.zorrito 9 лет назад +173

    I would prefer Remy be my TSA agent, at least he'll entertain me as Im being groped. lol

    • @dheibeljr
      @dheibeljr 5 лет назад +8

      You just need to make your own entertainment. I will say stuff like "You better not steal my dildo!" When they are searching through bags. Often they laugh too. Most of the workers know their job is a huge sham. Channel your inner Andy Dwyer. Super nice and friendly but goofy AF with no shame.

    • @user-vv1do1wg1j
      @user-vv1do1wg1j 4 года назад

      @@dheibeljr degen

  • @e.martinez5999
    @e.martinez5999 6 лет назад +29

    When he said “well I Identify as competent” I thought I was going to die, I choked laughing so hard. The whole delivery was fantastic! 🤣

  • @ShoelessJoeChristian
    @ShoelessJoeChristian 9 лет назад +330

    "I identify as competent." HAHA, YES!

    • @rodmunch69
      @rodmunch69 4 года назад +9

      Hi, from the year 2020. Mocking how someone identifies themselves will result in prison time if you identify as a white Anglo-Saxon male. We'll get around to building the camps for people like you as soon as we get rid of this non-China virus.

    • @myczxr
      @myczxr 4 года назад

      @@rodmunch69 ooh, butt-hurt much?

    • @CR-wk2re
      @CR-wk2re 2 года назад

      @@myczxr pretty sure he was being sarcastic

    • @myczxr
      @myczxr 2 года назад +1

      @@CR-wk2re i see that now

    • @sixseven404
      @sixseven404 Год назад +2

      That was a thing 7 years ago? Have we really been in clown world for that long jesus christ

  • @scopeless22
    @scopeless22 9 лет назад +89

    "Justice Roberts teaches mental gymnastics"
    HAHAHAH

  • @HangTheBankers1
    @HangTheBankers1 4 года назад +12

    How am I only just now finding these videos? So good.

  • @EARLandPEARL-c3i
    @EARLandPEARL-c3i 9 лет назад +83

    I feel like I'm in a temporary prison every-time I go through a US airport...being belligerent to a TSA agents is considered a terrorist threat...how beyond reason is that?

    • @Exxeron-ob3tv
      @Exxeron-ob3tv 8 месяцев назад

      It is just part of the training for the peasantry. What could be more reasonable? It's all laid out in the training manual by George Orwell.

  • @georgesteffens7489
    @georgesteffens7489 Год назад +2

    Love details like the wink at 1:23, he’s making jabs even while making other jabs. Freaking brilliant, all of these!

  • @danman1789
    @danman1789 9 лет назад +7

    This is the single greatest musical piece I've ever heard

  • @FoodNerds
    @FoodNerds 7 месяцев назад +3

    As always a great parody by Remy

  • @bulbinking
    @bulbinking 9 лет назад +172

    "I identify as competent"
    Hilarious.

    • @keithnizwantowski7036
      @keithnizwantowski7036 7 лет назад

      bulbinking -

    • @censorduck
      @censorduck 7 лет назад +4

      maybe they let terrorists in because terrorists identify as peacefull freedom fighters.

  • @calmdown.384
    @calmdown.384 3 года назад +8

    I identify as competent!! 🤣🤣🤣 Great line!

  • @karenjadd1069
    @karenjadd1069 4 года назад +58

    Did anyone else hear “you gave us the GDP of Guam” during the end of the song? Is it just me?

  • @Videogamewalkthrough
    @Videogamewalkthrough 9 лет назад +17

    Good to see remy doing something funny and productive:) hes a legend of the tubes

  • @stixandpix
    @stixandpix 9 лет назад +38

    Someone just landed himself on the "no-fly list."

  • @cr35t23
    @cr35t23 6 лет назад +9

    "Well I identify as competent" I died!

  • @Liberty4Ever
    @Liberty4Ever 9 лет назад +29

    Thank you Remy!
    I don't know what's harder to believe - the rampant and blatant TSA incompetence, or the American public's passive acceptance of the TSA incompetence... and backscatter X rays, and sexual assault, etc.
    How about a song about today's announcement that the ACA doesn't mean what it says, and the majority of states without their own healthcare exchanges ARE eligible for the federal subsidies (essentially, pass a law, change the meaning, and ramrod your big government agenda).

  • @dylanfiore1522
    @dylanfiore1522 4 года назад +2

    I know it's not just the acting roles, They really could never feel the same without Eachother. But I reminded Adam that things always will change, and that's what makes it precious.

  • @ElAsaltaCulos2
    @ElAsaltaCulos2 9 лет назад +14

    This is the best shit I have seen in a while

  • @TheJustin574
    @TheJustin574 9 лет назад +32

    Thanks Remy, another funny and true dig at government BS. I enjoyed it.

  • @purplefreedom1631
    @purplefreedom1631 7 лет назад +8

    "well I identify as competent" and now I've spit coffee all over my screen... I just found these ReasonTV / Remy videos and they're glorious! ... now to go wipe off the screen.

  • @ellenkh4422
    @ellenkh4422 7 лет назад +2

    I am so in love with Remy

  • @applejacks971
    @applejacks971 5 лет назад +1

    This tune is so awesome!! Very well done Remy!!

  • @sumvs5992
    @sumvs5992 4 года назад +10

    Toothpaste: exist
    TSA: this is an avengers level threat

  • @themaskedeconomist8404
    @themaskedeconomist8404 6 лет назад +3

    How does this not have 5,000,000 views?

    • @doorran
      @doorran 6 лет назад

      that would be google social engineering....

  • @TheSlowcheetah89
    @TheSlowcheetah89 9 лет назад

    Missed you Remy! Glad to see that you weren't gone for good.

  • @WeAreWafc
    @WeAreWafc 6 лет назад +1

    One of Remy’s best 😁

  • @sarahk2722
    @sarahk2722 4 года назад +38

    The last time I flew on a plane I refused the CT scanner and requested to be patted down. What happened was I finally got to second base with another woman and I can only hope it was as good for her as it was for me.
    If you want to search me you’re gonna have to molest me yourself, government.

    • @be12
      @be12 3 года назад +4

      Sorry, this is nine months late, but this comment is gold

    • @ZacMoroney
      @ZacMoroney 3 года назад +1

      hahahahahaha

  • @Dragon-Lady
    @Dragon-Lady 9 лет назад +2

    Remy is bloody AWESOME! :)

  • @MoonLiteNite
    @MoonLiteNite Месяц назад

    A week before my flight, i always listen to this song.... have heard it at least like 30 times in the last 9 years....

  • @workhardism
    @workhardism 6 лет назад +5

    "But...I identify as competent." "Oh, well why didn't you just say so." LOLOL!!! One of the best jokes in the history of RUclips!

  • @libertyforever4270
    @libertyforever4270 4 года назад +18

    Privatize the TSA.
    Vote Libertarian.

    • @TheRoark85
      @TheRoark85 4 года назад +6

      Australia is a big government on the edge of socialism and even we have private security contractors doing airport security checks

    • @True_NOON
      @True_NOON 7 месяцев назад +1

      Be prepared to double tip for the cupping 😘

  • @bobjohnson3794
    @bobjohnson3794 4 года назад +2

    One who trades freedom for security will get none and deserves neither

  • @Aaron.Reichert
    @Aaron.Reichert 9 лет назад +9

    Yay Remy
    Boo TSA

  • @hackman669
    @hackman669 7 лет назад +1

    Still one of the best You Tube songs.

  • @AJ-HawksToxicFinger
    @AJ-HawksToxicFinger 6 лет назад +2

    The tear drop tattoo is perfect, represents 1/3 of the LAX TSA Agents

  • @bdonovable
    @bdonovable 6 лет назад

    Binging Remy today. This was his best video! :D

  • @sungod9797
    @sungod9797 2 года назад +1

    1:07 “Next: Justice Roberts teaches Mental Gymnastics” lmao

  • @dylanfiore1522
    @dylanfiore1522 4 года назад

    And for identifying as competent, Remy does the perfect job of showing how dangerous that is to just say You are competent and then do the exact opposite, and endanger People. And it seems Remy and I are not hesitating at saying, You are not competent, You are a fool, a damm dangerous one!

  • @ForTehNguyen
    @ForTehNguyen 9 лет назад +12

    3 people think they saved the world and identify as competent

  • @JahrTurchan
    @JahrTurchan 3 года назад +3

    "I identify as competent..." Oh, this is great. Can I identify as tax exempt?

  • @alsanlionheart3911
    @alsanlionheart3911 9 лет назад +4

    Yes! Another remy video! Love this guys music and themes. I agree the government is a big joke

  • @SvenNightingale
    @SvenNightingale 5 лет назад

    This is amazing how has this not blown up lol

  • @jbw3
    @jbw3 9 лет назад

    Best one yet!

  • @rightwired
    @rightwired Год назад

    this is the best thing i've ever seen.

  • @jeffa7671
    @jeffa7671 9 лет назад +29

    Hilarious and depressing

    • @bigfootpegrande
      @bigfootpegrande 9 лет назад +4

      jfahome 1234
      Yes, it would be funny if it wasn't sad...

  • @LaborHours
    @LaborHours 7 лет назад

    Remy, you're a legend.

  • @jtb811
    @jtb811 4 года назад +2

    So true a couple years ago I got caught walking through the airport with razor blades, after the fifth flight since I bought them and put them in my work equipment bag.

  • @BobArmstrong_CoSy
    @BobArmstrong_CoSy 9 лет назад +2

    Best line : " I identify as 'competent' " .

  • @ERINDIGR
    @ERINDIGR 6 лет назад +2

    Remy has to make a move where he is the only actor

  • @leedaniels2506
    @leedaniels2506 9 лет назад

    Oops,Remy did it again! Love it!!!!!

  • @fruitoftruth1723
    @fruitoftruth1723 3 года назад

    every single one is gold

  • @huverdoose
    @huverdoose Год назад +1

    The only job I ever gave up on applying for was the TSA because it was so hard. That was only a couple years before this video came out. How can they be hiring so many boobs?
    (A little research showed me that in the very beginning they were hiring A LOT of people and HR screening was about as lax as TSA screening would become. Those people are now government employees and near unfirable.)

  • @jhoeh4672
    @jhoeh4672 3 года назад +1

    Remy really has it out for the TSA

    • @DarkMatterX1
      @DarkMatterX1 3 года назад

      Because they're an agency of incompetent buffoons who can't do their job. They exist only to infringe on your right to free movement.

  • @snookumsjack
    @snookumsjack 9 лет назад

    One of my favorite "REMYS".

  • @jesse8931
    @jesse8931 9 лет назад

    Love it!

  • @GodOfReality
    @GodOfReality 3 года назад +1

    The whiny, high-pitched soyboy voice used when he says "I identify as competent" is the best detail. Why is this so good rofl.

  • @samimiami1524
    @samimiami1524 4 года назад +1

    😂😂😂😂 omg I can't breath.

  • @mikemcconeghy4658
    @mikemcconeghy4658 2 года назад +1

    Clumping unarmed people together does not protect the people. Just makes them easy targets.

  • @pavelina1650
    @pavelina1650 8 лет назад

    I'm so glad I have no reason to fly anymore, but I send this video to my friends who do.

  • @donstacy7012
    @donstacy7012 8 лет назад +4

    95% hilarious

  • @j.s.2750
    @j.s.2750 5 лет назад +1

    Does anyone else try to copy the "plane"-move at 0:47? :D

  • @wasimmanasfi9273
    @wasimmanasfi9273 4 года назад

    still awesome

  • @conniekarstedt7180
    @conniekarstedt7180 7 лет назад

    Brilliant!

  • @rileyparker-hill2041
    @rileyparker-hill2041 3 года назад +2

    I don’t even want to know what the TSA did to Remy XD

  • @nadiakamal8776
    @nadiakamal8776 7 лет назад

    1:37 iguana??

  • @nonsensepeoplenetwork
    @nonsensepeoplenetwork 9 лет назад +14

    That rachel dolezel reference was too funny.

    • @blucolife
      @blucolife 8 лет назад

      I identified as competent.

  • @johannesschubert7739
    @johannesschubert7739 4 года назад

    Thedance moves!!!

  • @lindagarcia5186
    @lindagarcia5186 9 лет назад

    Keep it rockim', Remy

  • @viperlux
    @viperlux 2 года назад

    I identify as competent. Man it's refreshing to see a comment section where people didn't blow up on that little comment. I guess there's nothing to worry about since anyone from the far left wouldn't even think to be exploring these topics.

  • @bigdaddyscomics6212
    @bigdaddyscomics6212 3 года назад +1

    Sad but my friend who is currently being trained in fort Lauderdale this past 3 weeks it hasn't changed bombs knives everything is getting by but not Granny's sunscreen or bottle of water

  • @joekent6576
    @joekent6576 2 года назад

    Remy is a national treasure... Too bad nobody informed the rest of the nation.

  • @dylanfiore1522
    @dylanfiore1522 4 года назад

    And alot more personally last night, I had a deep emotional talk with the mom of a girl I really liked, and how I would always treat Vanessa well, and that I would never disrespect Her and Her mom Whom I spoke to. So I do care about Others feelings, I am deeply kind to Them.

  • @BobWidlefish
    @BobWidlefish 2 года назад

    Remy never flew on a commercial flight ever again. #TooBased

  • @aidendickson9401
    @aidendickson9401 6 лет назад

    This at 2 times speed is awesome.

  • @winkywinky2262
    @winkywinky2262 3 года назад +1

    0:42

  • @steveryan1799
    @steveryan1799 9 лет назад +1

    Sort of sums it up!

  • @thomaswilson9066
    @thomaswilson9066 7 лет назад

    Your not reassigned your promoted with your own team. That was the funniest thing that I have seen in a long time

  • @ilovelamp61
    @ilovelamp61 9 лет назад

    God. Damn. That was hilarious!

  • @winkywinky2262
    @winkywinky2262 3 года назад +1

    1:00

  • @YeloPartyHat
    @YeloPartyHat 5 лет назад +1

    Absolutely hilarious

  • @Bill-wh6dj
    @Bill-wh6dj 6 лет назад +2

    LOL funny good one!!!

  • @thawk5987
    @thawk5987 6 лет назад +1

    Lol brian williams remembers D-Day and Justice Roberts teaches mental gymnastics

  • @hannahvangelder8476
    @hannahvangelder8476 7 лет назад

    Staaahp! I can't breathe! LMAO!

  • @AndrooUK
    @AndrooUK 6 лет назад +1

    How well do they perform security theatre, though? That's the real purpose of the TSA.

  • @Bayoustate2011
    @Bayoustate2011 4 года назад

    Honorary member of the Duggar family 🔥🔥🔥

  • @loganpeterson7098
    @loganpeterson7098 8 лет назад

    Woo hoo 100th commenter! Does that I get a free iPad?

  • @dylanfiore1522
    @dylanfiore1522 4 года назад

    And I do concern with Peoples feelings, when they are truly justifiably logical. I care about protecting feelings of dignity and humanity, not those that are of, Oh You are so special.

  • @winkywinky2262
    @winkywinky2262 3 года назад +2

    Hahaha omg

  • @buntwogarde6583
    @buntwogarde6583 3 года назад +2

    I identify as rich

  • @jesseengland456
    @jesseengland456 8 лет назад +2

    a TSA guy took my coke can that bought on the plane last year.

  • @thelutheranlayman5981
    @thelutheranlayman5981 5 лет назад

    Remy, I love your music videos. Please come to my living room and do a private concert.

  • @stevemcgee99
    @stevemcgee99 9 лет назад +1

    "I identify as competent"

  • @haris000000
    @haris000000 5 лет назад

    The man is a genius.

  • @alaalkukhun9435
    @alaalkukhun9435 6 лет назад

    Fucking awesome!!!!!

  • @quantummiendfuk9571
    @quantummiendfuk9571 7 лет назад +2

    Why did i feel as if this video was made in 2009??

  • @benhmn
    @benhmn 9 лет назад

    It took a few tries to under stand the end, but I finally got it: 'You gave us the GDP of Guam'. Hilarious and sad.