1. Download radio commercials. 2. Copy to a CD (or to another device.) 3. Play in the car with your parents or somebody who's never played this game. 4. They'll think it's real! I might try doing this really soon. :D
I love GTA radio commercials. Some are full of sexual innuendos, some are parodies, some are just chock full of satire, some are just downright hilarious.
"Hey look at me I'm an original medication just like dad. Oh." kid fells down. "Oh my god he's barely breathing." "No. Tha-tha-that's the medicine doing its magic"
22:20 "Look mom I'm playing with myself!" "Don't play too much or you'll get blind!" - Radio Los Santos & K-Rose commerical. Oh, Rockstar and their dirty references
"Nothing says I love you more than a lump of carbon mined by waged slaves in Angola", looks like GTA goes way beyond the mere purpose of entertaining. I've always thought of it as a parody of contemporary society, maybe this is enough to make me love it.
Ayoub Chouak Abso-fucking-lutely agree. All of these are insanely critical and I'm in love with it. It is insane to think that a game often regarded as "killer game" so many generally accepted things are being questioned to an extreme degree. I am so incredibly happy I eventually re-played this game and only ever for the first time listened to all these ads. I have so many favorites I can't even start to list them, but the one you mentioned is a big one of them.
Rockstar isn't for everyone, I get that. But it's things like this, in 2024 currently... that will have them remembered in 50 more years for their genius in changing the frontier of what was possible in video games and simulation in general.
Laucha Gutiérrez Same!!!! Just recently. I could hardly believe it. I was amazed and at the same time had to laugh my ass off even though it's incredibly sad actually. They did that insanely well. "USA, USA, USA!" ;)
Ammu-nation commercal It takes an average of 35 minuets to respond to a 911 call in that time a bugler can “Have his way with your wife” “Smoke a cigarette” “Flip her over go in for seconds” That has to be the number one GTA San Andreas commercial of all time
when i play this game as a kid i didnt really focus on the radio commercial, but when i play again as an adult i soon realize that everything is messed up on the radio commercial xD
57:42 "We got the situation in the kitchen contained sir, but I found this!" (Kid cries) "Jesus! What the hell is this!?" "THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!" *"Looks more like Vietcong to me!"* (Gunshot) I'll never forget hearing this for the first time. While playing SA over at my buddies house. We joked about this for a few months. Good times lmao.
@@Element69 It actually isn't. It's a parody of the "orphan girl gets adopted by same sex couple that we swear aren't gay" trend that was going on in TV and movies at the time. Best example would have been the TV show "My Two Dads" or the movie "Three Men and a Baby".
Oh my God it must've been tough trying to record these without laughing hahaha I remember loving the ammunition commerical as a kid when I first played this game "mother in law being a bitch? Check out our selection of flamethrowers!"
I've been playing this game for many hours for the past years, and everytime i hear a radio commercial I haven't heard yet, i get excited, i swear this game never gets old on me.
I prefer join the military "NOTHINGS BETTER THAN GETTING SHOT AT WHILE SHITTING AT THE JUNGLE" "I'm getting fantasies about stabbing people,Now I can do it for my country"
I've played gta talk radio in my service truck while working on trucks and stuff and a lot of my customers laugh their asses off thinking it's xm radio or something
39:48 Proposition 832 - B.I.G.O.T. // That's the patriotic background music I've been looking for! What is the name of this patriotic song in this radio commercial?
who else would actualy eat one of those zebra bars i mean dark chocolate, white chocolate, cream filling, and nuts. damn that would make a good candy bar.
12:39 “ I used to sell my body for drug money on the streets, now I’ve cleaned up and have a wife and go to church and I owe it all to Redwood cigarettes.” It was that voice that made me laugh so hard.
I didn't know English at the moment when I had been playing Gta SA as a kid and couldn't understand what they are talking about. But now I understand what they are saying and get these jokes. Almost every commercial very hilarious, especially Mike Andrews! 😂
46:43 Eris Pump Up Shoes // That's the background music I'm looking for when this radio commercial ends! What's the name of the background music played on the trumpet for this one?
![K-ROSE GTA San Andreas Radio 4K [Driving around the country side]](/img/1.gif)
1. Download radio commercials.
2. Copy to a CD (or to another device.)
3. Play in the car with your parents or somebody who's never played this game.
4. They'll think it's real!
I might try doing this really soon. :D
LOL, gotta give that a try some day. P
Hah, it would be really funny, but if they don't like these commercials and want to change the channel... you are damned :)
OP you fucking rock! :D
Hey Markeisha, make sure to let us know how it goes. :P
After so many years, did anyone actually try this? I fooled a couple people, and they questioned my mental state, oh my! Ha ha ha...... :D
14:21 “A burglar could have his way with your wife, smoke a cigarette, flip her over and go in for seconds” 😂😂
Sadly the 35 minutes part is true I had to call the hospital once and it took them almost 35 minutes for them to get here.
@@charliemartin-k7m what happened bro?
Ammu nation commercial
GTA V talks about zombies running down a hill 😅🤦🏻♂️
Scary thought is some people will hear this and go: SOMEONE WHO FINALLY GETS ME
@@boristhespacedude9096 a burglar have his way with his wife
I love GTA radio commercials. Some are full of sexual innuendos, some are parodies, some are just chock full of satire, some are just downright hilarious.
UCSPanther20 I dare say ALL of them are full of satire. Some just add sexuality/murder/etx
Most end up being true to some degree lol
@@Lava91point0 which is amazing, most are the dirty truth lol
And some were downright prophetic.
@@Lava91point0yeah, most of the times it's all about the society
33:00 Is my personal favourite- "I was devastated when i found out my wife was cheating on me, and even more so when she FELL underneath the train"
Reddsoldier "I was a real mess for hours" xDDD
I was no where near at the time, and my phone records prove it lol
Reddsoldier 10:50 was my fav lol
One-eyed monster war 😂
THAAAATS what I came for! Thank you so much!
13:45
"How's your cold now?"
"Who the hell are you?!"
I'm your wife fool! 😂😂
"Hey look at me I'm an original medication just like dad. Oh." kid fells down.
"Oh my god he's barely breathing."
"No. Tha-tha-that's the medicine doing its magic"
@@Dac_DT_MKD it’s not “original medication.” He says “I’m binging on medication.”
@@Shirai_Ryu92 Well the quality of the recording is very low that I can barely understand what they're saying. Plus English is not my native language.
@@Dac_DT_MKD 😆😂😂
*"LOGGER - Brings out the Patriot in YOU!"*
*"This is THE REAL AMERICA -- Drunk, Proud, Unemployed, and Angry!!"*
ROCKSTAR YOU ARE GENIUSES !!
The logger commercial played when I read this
Conservatives and liberals in one person lol
Vice City has a lot of ads making fun of American society/culture. Those are some of the best ones.
@@justinnamuco9096centrists also fit the description
Proposition Collection:
1- Proposition 421 - Kill All Smokers 4:23
2- Proposition 832 - B.I.G.O.T. 39:48
3- Proposition 602 - End Mass Transit 59:00
I vote for. proposition 421 to end smoking for good
I found this video just for proposition 421
Satire is probably the only reason these games are set in America. Everything but the music in these games is a parody.
What? Please explain
Brayan Yepez The cities are parodies, the products are parodies, the cars are parodies, everything.
No way! I thought it's all real
Shut the fuck up.
gameaddict51 are you yankees always that mad?
"I found this in the kitchen!"
"It's my daughter!!"
"More like a Vietcong to me"
Made my day x)
+Rémi Mauger "Jesus what the hell is this ?" XD
one of my fav too! :-)
Lol it hit me hard XD XD XD
*bang*
aahahhaahahha
"Wait hold on..... USA! USA! USA!"
That's my favorite one
USA! USA! USA!
Glory Hole theme park LOL
Anyone else used to play this as an 12 year old, and now that you're older, you know what this shit means now? ROFL
I totally forgot about the commercials; I thought they were real
I didn't understand these. But now I laugh my ass off on them. Even after the 100th time.
I was about to say 🤣
The jingle! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was playing it at 9 back in 2008 clueless 🤣🤣
"I'm yo wife, fool"
;o
TheMcLay1992 yes baby I know
USA! USA! USA!
"Look mom, I'm playing with myself!!! :3"
wtf
“the chicken is a bird with a tiny brain, so we assume that he doesn’t feel any pain”
If you enjoy it, the chicken didn't die in vain 🤣
Glory Hole Theme Park is still my favorite. 😂😂
+cadettipk i wish it was real :(
lol
+cadettipk Dad can I come too?
lol
cadettipk Hahahaha
22:20 "Look mom I'm playing with myself!" "Don't play too much or you'll get blind!" - Radio Los Santos & K-Rose commerical. Oh, Rockstar and their dirty references
"Play games like 'Morning missile crisis"
I lol'd
Adult joke
@@sentient.t-5522 feed the hostages
"Nothing says I love you more than a lump of carbon mined by waged slaves in Angola", looks like GTA goes way beyond the mere purpose of entertaining. I've always thought of it as a parody of contemporary society, maybe this is enough to make me love it.
Ayoub Chouak Abso-fucking-lutely agree. All of these are insanely critical and I'm in love with it. It is insane to think that a game often regarded as "killer game" so many generally accepted things are being questioned to an extreme degree. I am so incredibly happy I eventually re-played this game and only ever for the first time listened to all these ads. I have so many favorites I can't even start to list them, but the one you mentioned is a big one of them.
@@tericruise1861 List your top 3
It is a parody, a satiric parody but a parody non the less.
It always
KILIMANJAROOOOOOOOOOOOO
10/10 Best VoiceOver Ever.
11:51 what a dope!
Don't be constrained by trying to squeeze into a triple X
- I havent heard from you in....
- 9 months?
best commercial
*baby cries in the background*
San Andreas Telephone, for those "difficult" conversations
Hello?
Zebra’s “put it in your mouth” line still always gets me though lol
Timestamp?
“ I love my kids more than anything.” “Which is why mom keeps me clinically obese so I won’t run away.” 😂😂😂
"So drunk, you can't tell your sister from your wife. Now that's fun." Favorite xD
what are you doing step bro ?!!!!
@@mohanselvaraj9913 ain't even a step bro. Real Alabama style lol
Can't believe I listen to ads for an hour without "skipping". GTA SA is really a piece of magical relic!
All of the Gta ads are hilarious
Rockstar isn't for everyone, I get that.
But it's things like this, in 2024 currently... that will have them remembered in 50 more years for their genius in changing the frontier of what was possible in video games and simulation in general.
1- Abbigo Brokerage and Pawn 10:00
2- American Bank of Los Santos 0:18
3- Ammu-Nation 14:20
4- Blotto's 1 8:59
5- Blotto's 2 26:14
6- Blotto's 3 48:53
7- Bouche Cologne 9:32
8- Castradon 45:23
9- Celebrate with Cake 1 24:40
10- Celebrate with Cake 2 52:49
11- Cluckin' Bell 1 10:48
12- Cluckin' Bell 2 48:02
13- Commando Pest Eradication 57:42
14- Commemorative Miniatures 50:05
15- Creative Plastic Surgery 44:07
16- Crimson Executive Spouse Indemnity Service 32:58
17- De Koch Diamond 7:22
18- Don't let Your Children Ride Bicycles 51:31
19- Dreamakers 54:27
20- Eris Pump Up Shoes 46:43
21- Executive Intruder Extermination Services 20:10
22- Exsorbeo 22:20
23- Fokari Film 5:04
24- Glory Hole Theme Park 1 1:22
25- Glory Hole Theme Park 2 27:30
26- Grin 40:35
27- Hampshire Nannies 34:04
28- Her Gruber's Spa 16:14
29- Intergalactic Wrestling Title 37:53
30- Inversion Therapy 23:17
31- Janus 18:09
32- Join the Military 30:32
33- Killimanjaro 1 11:39
34- Killimanjaro 2 55:43
35- Law 1 25:50
36- Law 2 42:03
37- Law 3 54:01
38- Logger Beer 2:36
39- Logger Light 1:00:06
40- Lustrious 1 17:08
41- Lustrious 2 43:17
42- Midlife Crisis Center 31:46
43- Mike Andrews 1 15:21
44- Mike Andrews 2 56:46
45- My Five Uncles 19:12
46- Proposition 421 - Kill All Smokers 4:23
47- Proposition 602 - End Mass Transit 59:00
48- Proposition 832 - B.I.G.O.T. 39:48
49- Rapidite 42:27
50- Redwood Cigarettes 12:30
51- Renegade Cologne 26:40
52- San Andreas Telephone 1 2:13
53- San Andreas Telephone 2 24:18
54- San Andreas Telephone 3 41:44
55- San Andreas Telephone 4 59:41
56- Shine Perfume 5:49
57- Sootth 13:22
58- Special Needs Cop 1:00:57
59- Sprunk 8:10
60- Starfish Resort and Casino 35:20
61- The Cavern Of Sorrow 21:14
62- The Crazy Cock 36:25
63- The Epsilon Program 1 6:34
64- The Epsilon Program 2 25:13
65- The Epsilon Program 3 53:17
66- Tropicarcinoma 28:20
67- Ultimate Disc in the Dark 29:24
68- Visit Carcer City 3:43
69- Zebra Bar 1 3:10
70- Zebra Bar 2 39:16
Grin the funniest shit I’ve ever heard😂
This game was before its time
I still remember the day I started listening to the radio commercials in this game...
it changed my life
Laucha Gutiérrez Same!!!! Just recently. I could hardly believe it. I was amazed and at the same time had to laugh my ass off even though it's incredibly sad actually. They did that insanely well. "USA, USA, USA!" ;)
Played when 12 years old: Wosh straight over your head ain't nobody got time for that
Age 15 re-play: O-O
@@torsteinbratlithe ironies about the society hit hard when you actually start to understand the real world 😢
look mom im playing with myself.
Teacher Iook im playing with Myself
thehendleys1 lol
thehendleys1 what minute?
my favorite one lmfao
I am out of batteries
Cluckin' Bell is the best radio commercial ever in GTA San Andreas! (10:49, and 48:03).
-"who the hell are you?"
-"I'm your wife foo'"
Lol.
59:46 - never fails to make me laugh xD
***** "kiss you....in the MORNING"
The Harbour Master "they want their REAL father, Lisa!"
+Matthias Köhler (MattK269) the San Andreas telephone ones are the best
"Lisa, how ya doing Bitch
How's that bold bastard doing?
Ammu-nation commercal
It takes an average of 35 minuets to respond to a 911 call in that time a bugler can
“Have his way with your wife”
“Smoke a cigarette”
“Flip her over go in for seconds”
That has to be the number one GTA San Andreas commercial of all time
"If you love your family prove it with gun"
"Ammunation protecting your rights"
Don't call 911...
CALL .357!!!
(GTA 5)
"If you are around a smoker, YOU. WILL. DIE."
this one always gets me giggling xD
That's it, we're never having sex again :D
rlly?
15:44 I heard this while playing today and I almost died laughing. Nothings changed 15 years later lmfao
I fucked up so many missions with these damn commercials making me laugh. 😭😭😭
Sounds like young Joe Biden
32 years actually, the story happens in 1991
It is even more funny when you actually get the jokes
Mario Vinicius O rly...
Mario Vinicius no shit
this is like one of the dumbest shit i've ever read. jesus christ
Thank you, Epsilon Program!
that is the point mr luigi
Being a smoker myself, the proposition 421 - kill all smokers commercial got me real good, dare I say it killed me.
The PS2 GTA's are still the damn best in the series and San Andreas? Beautiful, simply beautiful. And these parody commercials? Brilliant!
when i play this game as a kid i didnt really focus on the radio commercial, but when i play again as an adult i soon realize that everything is messed up on the radio commercial xD
Heh watch the tv channels for 5 mins.
@@DIRTY.WORK-Inc I realise my comment was over a year old but I was referring to the TV channels you can watch IN THE GAME... not real life.
Played this at work on the speakers. It went well
By that you mean terribly?
57:42
"We got the situation in the kitchen contained sir, but I found this!"
(Kid cries)
"Jesus! What the hell is this!?"
"THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!"
*"Looks more like Vietcong to me!"*
(Gunshot)
I'll never forget hearing this for the first time. While playing SA over at my buddies house. We joked about this for a few months. Good times lmao.
I loved listening to all the radio commercials, sometimes I would make Carl sit in the car for awhile, they were hilarious!
It's time to smoke the smokers LOL
Sad part is, some folks actually now think you should be allowed to shoot a smoker and call it "self defense"
@@gregblosser5681 WHO? Lol 😂
what's also sad is smoking is somehow still socially acceptable while things like alcoholism, gambling etc. aren't (for a good reason)
"If you liked Cluck'in bell, at least the chicken didn't die in vain."
My all time favorite "my five uncles"
"I'm an emotionally abused orphan can I get in on any of these group hugs"
"No you stupid betch"
Just so you know thats a parody of full house
@@Element69 It actually isn't. It's a parody of the "orphan girl gets adopted by same sex couple that we swear aren't gay" trend that was going on in TV and movies at the time. Best example would have been the TV show "My Two Dads" or the movie "Three Men and a Baby".
Nah wrd.😂😂😂
I would never skip ads if they were like this
the shit we miss as kids and now we realize holy shit dude
"Smoking kills - unless you kill first."
vote yes on proposition 421
kill all the smokers (OMG they gonna kill me haha)
You have my vote.
right ! i hate when peoples smokes !
There are no smokers.
57 smokers voted no on proposition 421 :(
GLORY HOLE!!!
Where strangers become friends
Open everyday until 3am
I'll see you all there
Open everyday till 3am lmao 🤣
“I wanna have a smoke.”
“You murderer! I might want to have kids one day!” *gun shot*
Oh my God it must've been tough trying to record these without laughing hahaha I remember loving the ammunition commerical as a kid when I first played this game "mother in law being a bitch? Check out our selection of flamethrowers!"
"when she FELL underneath the train :), I was nowhere near and my phone records proved that!"
"Oh Mikey, stop drawing pentagrams on all the doors!" 🤣🤣🤣
This is the shit! Lustrious 1 17:08
I thought this song was in Radio Los Santos when first time I heared this commercial lol
35:48 The Starfish Resort and Casino used the Cluckin Bell theme in the background. I just find that quite funny.
Asset reusing lol
dracothedragonite yeah
*COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH*
"Sounds like you got a nasty cough!"
"Yeah?? No shit!!"
i’m yo wife fool
I've probably put 500 hours into this game and there are still commercials I'm hearing for the first time.
How many hours now?
@@alex360c hes dead bro😢
@@adrianocollinzo5712😢 how u know
"logger beer... last night i crapped my bed and peed in the closet" omg! i forgot how hilarious these commercials are
I do like some in gta 5 but San Andreas is a classic in every way. 10:49 my favorite, sounds like something of family guy.
13:24 “I’m bitchin’ on medication just like dad” 😂😂
41:14 "The Earth is bi-polar; I am too!" might be my favorite line
This is sooo funny, this is still my favorite gta game. The talk shows are funny on here as well.
"Sounds like you gotta NASTY cough!"
"Yeah? No shit!"
6:15 Is that Sage? I just finished listening to all of her quotes on Radio X.
It's the same voice actress, but I'm not sure if it's Sage or just another narration.
@@silentopinion It's Sage, she does the same voice style at Radio X.
I've been playing this game for many hours for the past years, and everytime i hear a radio commercial I haven't heard yet, i get excited, i swear this game never gets old on me.
1:22 - 2:13
27:30 - 28:20
Marvelous!!! I love these commercials!!!!!
gloory hole!
Singing it to myself, better not let someone hear me here me…
"Glory hole were strangers become friends, Glory hole you don't need to know names”
“Sir, that tree is not a bathroom”
“Oh, really”
"Show your inability to deal with present day problems by recreating scenes of mass slaughter from the past!"
I mean, he ain't wrong, lel.
my god the lustrious song is way better than it has any business being
Ikr
Fr
that bass hits so well
Love this moment 58:38
That's my daughter
@@KuNg.La0 Looks more like Viet Cong to me.
17:13 one of the best funny commercials on there 😂😂🔥
The San Andreas telephone is the funniest xD
Wassup Twin.
I prefer join the military "NOTHINGS BETTER THAN GETTING SHOT AT WHILE SHITTING AT THE JUNGLE"
"I'm getting fantasies about stabbing people,Now I can do it for my country"
I like your profile pic fellow man of cultrure
San Andreas Telephone ads always had me laughing! XD
"Now that i did it, i dont want to anymore"
"INCREDIBLE!!"
You beauty.
I've played gta talk radio in my service truck while working on trucks and stuff and a lot of my customers laugh their asses off thinking it's xm radio or something
Thanks for the quick upload dude. Now I got more of the great sharp unfiltered ads that made that game great to enjoy at work.
19:12 California in a nutshell.
that cluckin bell theme at that time was so catchy !🤣
The man who did the VO for The Epsilon Program, Fred Melamed, was the voice of USA Network and CBS Sports in the 90’s and early 2000’s.
I think the VO for Herr Gruber's Spa is Robin Atkin Downes, you can really hear the Medic.
He’s in WandaVision!
39:48 Proposition 832 - B.I.G.O.T. // That's the patriotic background music I've been looking for! What is the name of this patriotic song in this radio commercial?
"son, this the time for your first lap dance"
"yeah."
whuut?!?!
I used to not know what Glory Hole meant when I first played this game. I thought it was just a name they made up for the game.
Not sure how would u react if someone ruined ur childhood and tell you about the sexual reference at the men'a restroom.
"Sir, that tree is NOT a bathroom."
who else would actualy eat one of those zebra bars i mean dark chocolate, white chocolate, cream filling, and nuts. damn that would make a good candy bar.
The cavern of sorrow". That "i got invisible seeing glasses dumbass" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. GOD I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!🌞🌝
The Cavern of Sorrow is hilarious.
I wish commercials were like this. I think it would honestly make me more likely to buy the product.
Not in todays day and age, nowadays everyone gets offended fir the simplest shit
"I was having really dark thoughts
i wanted to sleep with my mother
now that i've done it, i don't want it anymore"
Lustrious had me weak i thought they were legit playing some cool new r&b until i heard the lyrics 😭
12:39 “ I used to sell my body for drug money on the streets, now I’ve cleaned up and have a wife and go to church and I owe it all to Redwood cigarettes.”
It was that voice that made me laugh so hard.
Mike Andrews ad always cracks me up all the time
"Oh, what are you guys doing in there?"
"We are just flossing here!"
*laughs*
*dear
Cluckin Bell !
🐔🔔
Inversion Therapy! INCREDIBLE! Always funny when I hear it :D
Иван Иванов That's ANOTHER LIVE SAVED (*crazy laugh*) :D
That Shine advert has loads of great lines in it "let the children die".
Just brought my tickets to see Mike Andrew's..Can't wait....
Same.
"GET HIM! NAIL HIS ASS!"
That sh1t cracked me up. lol
I didn't know English at the moment when I had been playing Gta SA as a kid and couldn't understand what they are talking about.
But now I understand what they are saying and get these jokes. Almost every commercial very hilarious, especially Mike Andrews! 😂
41:44 Is the best one
46:43 Eris Pump Up Shoes // That's the background music I'm looking for when this radio commercial ends! What's the name of the background music played on the trumpet for this one?
Cluckin' Bell Suffering never tasted so good
the epsilon program on gta v was from san andreas wow
There were mentions of the epsilon program on Vice City and Vice City: stories and Gta iv as well.
they did in Vice City?
Of course it is...KIFFLOM!