There’s something comforting about watching you live and partake in this simple life style. Getting a shopping list from your mother, whom you still live with. And participating in your daily and simple routine. I miss that shit. Being grown and living in your own sucks ass.
Red Herring yeah I’ve Been on my own since I was 18. And honestly, for a lot of people it comes down to control dude. Sure, parents boot a lot of kids out. But a lot of parents still control their kids even after they’re 18. Because they are living under their roof. And what’s the best way to avoid having your parents still control you after you become a legal adult? Cut ties with them financially from everything and become self sufficient. Including moving out. Because they will still try to control you. And fuck that. It’s my liffffe.
@Snakepit Bytes cans are laced with plastic on the inside. I can’t believe you don’t know. I can also fart on the top of the cans and put it back and you end up put your lips on it 👄. You like the taste now?? You can’t do that to bottle
Yeah I think that buying bottled water is a little silly as well. However, at least where I live the tap water tastes awful! It tastes like it’s full of grit and it smells bad. Hence why I believe it’s warranted in some circumstances.
Farming consumables
xd
While the consumables farm you
He forgot to install a quest helper to find those pepperonis.
Ommggg i laughed so hard hahahd
He's buying consumables from the vendor actually
lmao i love how he goes shopping in the middle of the night to avoid people
he has cockroaches in his attic that need caring for. cant deal with long lines
I do the same thing i live near him lol never seen him before though.
@@kyin45 where?
whats there to see or like about walmart shoppers let alone stay long and wait in long line Im Psychologist btw..
@@dntwantgglplus who like long lines you must have no life or old.
who let the withered out of his cage
One of the withered is escaping
more like ONE OF THE WITHERED IS RUNNING AWAY CATCH IT BEFORE IT GETS LOST IN THE CAVES
7 years and he is still the same
I can literally watch a video of you doing uneventful chores and still be entertained, well done asmongold.
Andy Sauvé That is so true, I cant imagine being interested of anyone else going to walmart at 2:30 am to buy bananas..
Questing in real life!
@Family Man Im still here buddy
Asmongold just doing his dailies
Im watching a 3 year old video at 3am of Asmon at Wal Mart. What am i doing?
You are watching a 3 year old video at 3am of Asmon at Walmart :)
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Same but 1am
Oh yeah same
oh yeah mate, whats wrong with us, why do I feel like im on an adventure with Asmon.
I'm not gonna lie, I like watching these videos more than the main channel
@ stfu
epic gamer stfu
@@uaespetsnaz2391 STFU
DARKSWATM stfu
Top Gorilla stfu
This is such a vibe. Being alone there for shopping, feel comfortable, no rush, just chilling. Ive never done shopping in the middle of night
i love how he's basically tweaking out the whole time, trying to get back to cave asap
that beany was an excellent choice to camouflage amongst all the other neck beards shopping at a Walmart at 2 am
Withered Jim goes to the auction house
remember that bananas are really easy to get, you just get them.
Coffee Cakes, Iced Brownies, and Beef Jerky. The diet of a champion.
we never knew how good we had it with 24/7 walmarts
Yeah, right?!
I miss 24/7 Walmarts man 😔
@@loafy69 yes in my city there's nothing open passed 10:30 no fast food or anything
Notice how wallmart has a similar soundtrack as asmongold's stream
Good songs
Love how impressed he is over the Paper plates at 7:50
What leveling zone is this?
zuldazar
Blasted Lands - Red Reaches
walmart
Hellfire peninsula
"Going to Walmart to get Food"
Me at 3am: *Interesting*
"What is it? Bananas. Bananas are really easy to get. You just get 'em"
This is what I came for!
This was genuinely entertaining.
True i watch him and I dont even know why I watch him
I don't think he truly knows how much calm he brings to our lives
@ 2:01 T-Rex roars in the background
There’s something comforting about watching you live and partake in this simple life style. Getting a shopping list from your mother, whom you still live with. And participating in your daily and simple routine. I miss that shit. Being grown and living in your own sucks ass.
Red Herring yeah I’ve Been on my own since I was 18. And honestly, for a lot of people it comes down to control dude. Sure, parents boot a lot of kids out. But a lot of parents still control their kids even after they’re 18. Because they are living under their roof. And what’s the best way to avoid having your parents still control you after you become a legal adult? Cut ties with them financially from everything and become self sufficient. Including moving out. Because they will still try to control you. And fuck that. It’s my liffffe.
"where are the Pepsi"
they were behind his shoulder at 9:20 lol
those were bottles, we don't drink bottles. CANS ONLY.
@@freaknbigpanda need that extra alluminum for guaranteed dementia
@Snakepit Bytes cans are laced with plastic on the inside. I can’t believe you don’t know. I can also fart on the top of the cans and put it back and you end up put your lips on it 👄. You like the taste now?? You can’t do that to bottle
Watching these videos make my neck beard grow thicker.
Asmon just casually bumbing into his boi "Angel" or some shit, definitely the highlight for me
Please never stop making these.
How could you dislike this content??
"I don't feel like its a Twinkie day."
you have a nice beard
racist
its his opinion fam
CAPITAL D COLON
3 am walmart irl stream when?
I don't think that was a stream man
@@Deathslinger666 he was asking when an irl 3am stream would happen, not when this video was made
Even watching him shop 3 years ago is entertaining. Literal content warlord!!
Honestly this is the best content out there I don't know why but just seeing Asmon makes me fucking happy
I am amazed at how much I think so much like you when I go shopping at Walmart, Asmon. Especially about bottled water and poop emoji pillows.
I was so happy when he found the pepperoni.
Just like I thought, he's the healthiest man on the planet.
5:36 *IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT*
Somewhere Dean Winchester just died again.
Why do i love watching this beautiful specimen of a human?
Love these walmart neckbeard POV videos
Shopping after midnight is the best. Change my mind.
I wish my walmart would play Raconteurs songs. Guess I gotta go there at 2am
Asmongold, one of the only ones to make grocery shopping videos entertaining.
Asmon: *points at real bananas*
Also Asmon: Unrealistic.
Popular Neckbeard ventures out into the real world because he was told shopping upped his chance for another legendary drop
All of that for $120 would be welcomed compared to 2024
Hostess has always had awesome coffee cakes. I think I'm gonna go get some now.
i feel like this is how my grandma shops, just grabbing whatever snacks she can find
walmart groceries are actually expenive af compared to their other products
Watching this again I can agree that the bag thing makes me feel uneasy too. I know the competing stores are watching
That beard looks so red and bushy like a Scottish Highlander.
I love that I can just watch you grocery shop and love it.
Still gettin that totinos pizza I see
Idk why but i really fucking enjoy these "mini vlogs" idk why...but i keep up the awesome work:D
Dude sounds like he's in the Amazon Jungle in the beginning of the video lmao
farming mounts in walmart be like
dont sleep on those sweet potato pies..they are LEGIT
My favorite part is when he walks in n the plastic drape rubs against his face lol
That intro was some serious Blair Witch shit.
Loved this, I like to go to Walmart around 1 am as I can’t stand other shoppers either.
your Walmart has good music
That’s what I was thinking. Wish our store played music this good when I worked retail!
wtf am I watching? Why is this guy so relatable??!
Rumor has it, he's still looking for the pepperoni.
Nah he completed that quest fam
1:00 imagine having to wipe your face on a plastic thing while entering a store during 2020
"Thats fucking disgusting! ...S'probably good tho." Asmongold.
Its great when you can watch someone go shopping for groceries and they still make it entertaining. "My community is a sea of hard dicks" lmfao
suprised he didnt supermarket sweep the hostess aisle
Lol...I just love you. You remind me of my youngest son!
when he said "I'm getting jipped" it really took me back...
3 am Walmart seshs were the shit. Fuck COVID
The audio makes me feel like someone is blowing directly into my ears
Yeah I think that buying bottled water is a little silly as well. However, at least where I live the tap water tastes awful! It tastes like it’s full of grit and it smells bad. Hence why I believe it’s warranted in some circumstances.
Asmon: "i don't chew gum"
Asmons teeth: "bruh"
At the start when he looks around it's like he's about to rob a bank
Bananas are easy to get...you just get em. LOL
Why can't every other shopping video be as entertaining as Asmongold's? Like, WTF lol?
i love these vlogs you do. Dont stop! I look forward to them just as much or more than your Asmongold vids.
Omfg, you're from Austin??? WHAT! I went to UT!
I miss going to Walmart at 3am
Not sure if it's the recording or what, but i've never heard this much noise in a supermarket, even during the day.
Texas - has bag ban, sells paper plates
Lol, I feel the same about bags and betrayal shit
“i’ve never had 5 gum, but i don’t chew gum.”
"the fuck is this, the wheel fucked up"
i think fast food has the reverse effect on you than everyone else
Me too. I think i will be skinny forever.
"Bananas? You just get them" 4Head
Social distancing MVP
😡IRL STREAM NOW!😡
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11:50 😡 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
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That Walmart jams the fuck out.
I love these kind of videos, thanks asmon
Let's be honest. 3 years later his hobo level has decreased by quite alot. Keep it up Mr. Asmon Gold
Epic beard dude, keeping doing that
Dude i look forward to these sometimes more that your main channel vids! :D shoudla gone with the cosmic brownies tho
bruh id be fanboying so hard if i seen withered asmongold in person
nice tutorial on how to get fat
CapREEEEEEE Sun?
ik he says he doesnt smoke weed but he looks/sounds so stoned
Big stores are open at night in the states?
Quality content
my bedtime asmr