yeah, here and there a beaver joke and asmonbald joke and take a lot of pictures and shit xD If i'm there i might aswell buy everything from the store he has in his snackbox :p
@@cerreta752 holy smokes your name xD No i have not moved yet, i've still got my business to run where i live and spice up my bank account further. The reason you say this is because of the harsh weather conditions there right now i assume ? If i would move to texas i'd still invest in building a decent house (On EU standards, not US standards) And following up what i've seen now, a generator lol.
LOL yeah man, back when Walmart was 24/7 I went after midnight as often as I could. Those were the days. I always used to ask my dad for his card even though I had money lol.
I don’t think anyone wants to know what he does with the Lay’s Barbecue chips with a sh** eating grin on his face. Jack in the Box could take advice from that 🤣
Was this Walmart mythic?
Spectans1 LOL Idk how I missed this comment but coming back this is gold...
This is asmongold
LFR. It's not mythic until day time.
"he called me brother. He thinks I'm black"
ahahah
if he said that now he would get canceled so fast lmfaooo
@@jxsprrr idk I seem to recall 2016 being far more pc than now. I think people are just getting dumber and dumber.
@@jordandrukqsz4026 SO TRUE LMAO
Hilarious 😅😅😅
This shit is hilarious lmao
Hi hellscream I like your machinimas :)
Triggered
the cut is amazing, you just see his face going PogChamp and then hes grabbing shit
wat
right, this was so funny!
I love how excited and giddy he gets for the shittiest junk food
He's finally come out of the den
He was better off in the den, then at Walmart.
than* not then
Jason Beall No U, learn how to spell
Jason Beall yikes learn to spel u degenerete
@@jasonbeall44 why u comment on a comment from 3 years ago lol. What u expect him to see it?
He smiles like Jim Carrey when grabbing all of that junk food. It's priceless.
Respect for the Fudge Rounds. They're the GOAT!
Soloing Wallmart Heroic , make a guide please
It's categorized under Science & Technology lol
Now its videogames
I'm sitting here on the crapper watching this thinking all is right in the world again. Thank you for starting my work day in entertainment
I still come back to this every now and then and think Asmon is the one true liver king
The real RUclips content is here everyone, deep and inspiring as usual.
i fucking want to live in america and meet you, man
that's just pathetic
so you don't want to meet your idol? that's pathetic
Ignore him, it'd be cool to have a meetup with fans and Asmongler.
yeah, here and there a beaver joke and asmonbald joke and take a lot of pictures and shit xD If i'm there i might aswell buy everything from the store he has in his snackbox :p
Rare footage of an anorexic ghost beaver plundering the local Walmart!
I know your joking. But how is he eating little Debbie's lol
”Delusional man middle of the night at walmart looking for cookies”
"Zebra cakes, it's like meat" lol makes me laugh so hard every time!
Damn bro remember when Walmart was open 24/7? We took it for granted :(
I think about this every damn night..
I miss when my Walmart opened late. Now it closes at 11 PM. Thanks, Covid.
He's obviously still a young guy, but i can see the old crazy man in him.
Wish I could skip 20 years ahead and watch that episode. 🤣
I live close to Austin lol that would be hilarious if i saw a lurking asmongold in public buying lil debbies haha.
we have to link with him
3 years later, how is living in austin texas mate? i'm looking to move from europe to somewhere because i'm just tired of it here haha
@@hansvanoosterwijck5969 europe is huge go live at moldavia for the true experience
@@hansvanoosterwijck5969 hope you didnt move to texas...
@@cerreta752 holy smokes your name xD
No i have not moved yet, i've still got my business to run where i live and spice up my bank account further.
The reason you say this is because of the harsh weather conditions there right now i assume ?
If i would move to texas i'd still invest in building a decent house (On EU standards, not US standards)
And following up what i've seen now, a generator lol.
9:54 you can hear Jesse Pinkman
Its scary cause this video looks like it could of taken place yesterday
This makes me happy. Snack heaven.
Hi October =D
At the very start when it's dark and he's looking around like that, it kinda looks like he's gonna rob the place lol
video starts at 0:00
+Roboartist it is my job amd i do it well
mad
baaaa
The beaver got out of his DEN!
out of his dam*
The pure fucking chaotic nature of this video is an artform. Makes me miss my home of Austin somehow too
LOL yeah man, back when Walmart was 24/7 I went after midnight as often as I could. Those were the days. I always used to ask my dad for his card even though I had money lol.
Drinking that Dr Pepper like a crack fiend.
I wonder what the Walmart employees thought when a ghoul walked into their store at 3am
I'm happy to hear that u're using ur turn-signal. U're a good driver :)
wait... this is standard right? xD
He didn't have his license at this time lol
before the Corona hit everything was actually pretty fine
He's like a little Gremlin on the prowl.
Rofl never thought staying subbed to this would give more content. You da man.
Is this your mining alt?
Gathering*
First aid alt lmfao
If you look closely, you can see his bald spot.
Only children and pussies have all their hair left though.
u dont need to look close
I just realized that I was shopping in that Walmart for toilet paper for my college dorm around the same time as Asmon lmaoooo
Asmonvlogs need to be a regular thing bro
security there's a crazy man muttering to himself in the light bulb aisle hahahahahaha
I could watch this man in the stack aisle for the rest of my life
"HE THINKS I'M BLACK!!!"
My left ear got permanent damage from this video
I still want more 'asmongold in public' videos like this
I miss going to walmart in the middle of the night. Fucking corona
10:30 Asmondark
"650 lumens. how many is that?" well, it's 650.
Best video of all time.
Back when walmart was 24/7
He's a big old boy. He'd mess up the car. LMAO
i like that you tube recommended his old videos.
This is the best content. This is me at 3:30 A.M. high as fuck and hungry for ANYTHING.
Asmon is one of the reasons why people think only crazy people go there for shopping. And this guy is indeed crazy LUL
*In line for 2 minutes and 40 seconds* "Where the fuck's my food?"
There is no doubt he is high out of his mind, and I am jealous
He got the quests at the front door workers
i totally couldve become an asmon but due to the work life i ended up somewhere in between a coal miner and an asmon.
"let me get gravy." ICONIC AS FUCK.
The way asmon looks at little Debbie is concerning
just imagine walking by this isle and seeing Zack going crazy over lil debbies lmao
i remember once editing this into a horror movie trailer
I'm kinda curious about how many people were there at 3:30 am.
Also Blair Witch Project: Walmart Edition.
the audio is making my fuckign ears pop
2:19 The best fucking face.
Moral of the story never get a hamburger
I miss when walmart was 24 hours🙁
Got recommended this video today. 4 years after this video was posted
What raid is this? The loot looks delicious :)
I feel like if this video was sped up, darkened, and audio was replaced with dark ambient music it would be genuinely scary
You can say that about many things
The bulbs make a reappearance in the office tour video years later
All dressed ruffles are really good
AsmonBALD
3;30 am an walmart is open? god i'm not used to that hahahaha
I don’t think anyone wants to know what he does with the Lay’s Barbecue chips with a sh** eating grin on his face. Jack in the Box could take advice from that 🤣
Fuck yeah dude coming back to this channel
What kind of meat do zebra cakes taste like? Pork, bear, bovine, snake, possum? WHAT, TELL ME!
They taste like zebra.
There is bag band here in Salem OR lol
I watched the Little Debbie snack cake tournament before I watched this. You seem to have grown into honey buns.
WITHERED J'IM SIGHTED
GIVE ME ARCANOCRYSTAL
Every time he buys food he expects the cashier to /roll for it
Haahaha everyone in the store probably thought you were a stoner !
Nojasification He is
@Vulpes Inculta he is actually
Mac Daddy he actually is not.
@@trollwayy5981 I actually went to hs with him trust me I now lol
@@macdaddy6889 never once did he look high lmao liar
My right ear enjoyed this video.
Snowballs?!
SnOwBaLLs?!
:)
So unnatural to see him outside of his house
He is about to use a long lost room
Is that a United States Air Force sticker on your front windshield?
3:40 - "Awh yeah. You know what I do with those."
W-what does he do with those???????
it's nice to see a beaver with a camera, out in the wild.
I love because he called him brother he assumed he thought he was black ahaahaha
People of Walmart: Wow edition.
it's funny to see him 'behind the scenes'
when i sit here im like " how the fck can it already be more then 4 years since this video" holy f*ck. i love that you are going strong still
this is quality content.
lol at 2:29 he gets sooo close to the camera to say "chips" lol
I hope you're getting paid for this, Zack. Hilarious.
the contents of your shopping cart are like random Tarkov loot
rare footage of asmon outside the crib?
I'm having a flue and im hurting everywhere so it really hurt to laugh all the way through this ...but it was worth it XD
Im here because I saw him reacting to waifu sinks
ironic it is 3:30 AM in the UK right now
"Zebra cakes" good man
This gives me Terry Davis vibes
this would be me if the walmart in my city was open at 3:30 am XD