I actually like that. If I could afford my own house and not having to live in a rented 1 bedroom apartment, I would probably live in that house forever. Like you gotta appreciate what you have and build on it.
I respect that he sees all of these negative comments and instead of /wrist he instead laughs about it. I do think he needs to clean his house though.. I think he'd get more sponsors
SarahTheWeirdo I can understand having a meal before and during his sessions but why doesn't he take empty plates out afterwards? Just leaves it piled up. Also why does his mother still buy him stuff?
Whoever believes this as a rule, hasn't actually met enough ppl with enough different habits. You can find an insanely well taken care of person self hygiene wise, but their room or car is a mess. But they're perfectly happy. They just don't care. That's not depression lol. That's the same thing as a person who can't smell a bad smell after being acclimated to it after so long, it stops phasing them as an issue. (Look up the history of Febreeze and etc. Took them forever to get an actual market foothold because so many ppl get used to smells.) I also know the reverse. Plenty of ppl who have clean rooms, but they themselves are a mess self hygiene wise. They just don't care/are acclimated to it/how they look. Point being, you're crazy trying to pin cleanliness as a universal rule to diagnosing a mental disorder. Being addicted to something doesn't make ppl depressed. However it can cause a lack of care or focus in other areas. Such as his room. Same goes for Work Aholics. Being focused on work, can cause ppl to ignore family, kids, chores, etc. But ppl don't peg them as depressed when they converse with them.
you've clearly never been depressed enough to live like a complete animal absolutely hating yourself and your own existence falling asleep on your filthy bed surrounded by mountains of filthy shit not even being able to cover yourself with a blanket properly just to wake up and zone out video gaming/job and repeat the cycle
Jesus christ, no wonder he has teeth, acid reflux, and other health problems. Most of it could be attributed to soda alone. I can understand being a hoarder to an extent, but just straight up not throwing out trash or old food I'll never understand. He needs to have a cleaning stream, his viewers would love that, or just pay someone to clean it out! I'm not ragging on him by any means, he's one of the very few streamers that can make me laugh constantly, I just want him to live healthier.
not immediately throwing stuff out is just lazyness, I know because it was me at 16. If I could put a dish or w/e behind me/out of sight on a shelf somewhere to take care of all at once I saw it as easier than bringing it down to clean or whatever everytime. definitely not as bas as asmon, once something was moldy it absolutely needed to go but as long as it didn’t noticeably effect smell or anything it could be dealt with later
sumerian88 I was gonna say I was thinking his room would be clean ten years on but nope he has like his food and kiddie snacks all over the place like a literal manchild. Fucking degenerate probably doesn't brush his teeth either.
I mean, I like the geek in Asmongold, and he can be quite funny. But I just dont understand how he can live in so much trash? Is it that difficult to just put things in order?
While I don't know his parents personally, I know they were very poor and he grew up in a trashy environment where people don't take care of their stuff. Zack grew up with his filth, becoming comfortable with it as if it was normal and when he became old enough to realize it was bad, he just made a meme out of it for years where it became his pride and joy to just stack nasty shit and never clean it.
Jeff Slaughter mate half of his teeth were falling out of his head because of his poor personal hygiene and excessive consumption of soda. The only reason they are white is due to dental work.
I'd lose my fucking mind if I lived in such filth. I respect this man for living like this and not giving a fuck. True dedication to his game. Almost envious.
even tho i can laugh with him narrating and stuff, i feel really sad for him. Ever since i heard his life story, everytime he says smth associated to the past(like saying that that 1 dollar taco bell, when he says "it was the only thing i could afford), i just cant help but get emotional. He's sucha sweetheart, i'm so glad the streaming worked out. Seeing his old videos on his 2nd channel always get me, his mother is so lovely. Anyway, just relieving some sentiments.
The thing is that if someone can afford soft drink which is a luxury item compared to survival needs. He could have spent it on a 1kg bag of rice instead. Then he gets a couple of days of meals rather than a meal for 30 minutes
I just dont understand why he wouldnt take 5 minutes out of his time to clean up fuckin cups, but he had time to review each one of them. Feelsgreatman.
When he said on the reaction that it was the computer his mom bought him , it made me so sad. The tone and the way he said it. I imagine his poor mom having to save and struggle some cents to make her son a little happier. I've judged asmon many times, but I just realized how wow is a escapism to the harsh reality he had to live.
11:58 When reek of soap come on to-do-list, but Asmon doesnt get it and he NEVER EVER let it go of things bc this is the rhythm of the hoard, aw'right, aw'yeah - this is the rhythm of my life.
I was just about to post the same thing. RUclips keeps suggesting him to me and it's like a train wreck. It's so awful and disgusting but I can't look away.
Just amazing. He is a funny and okay guy to stream and he got tons of money from it, probably more than I will ever see. But man, I cant believe that humanity has evolved to the time that people like this can survive and thrive at things that they are doing. Just wow....this shit should be on national geographic man.
Mine used to be far worse. About 300 piss bottles and some would randomly make sounds and turn black over months. Many would have a lot of pressure after awhile. There was an area with around 3 feet of just trash and piss bottles. I think mine tops most people's and I wish I documented it for proof.
most streamers if they get found out where they live they get swatted and pranked if asmon his adress leaks i bet many people will go over with cleaning suplies
He's basically Frank from It's Always Sunny. Rich, but likes to live in the "fringe class". He could very easily afford a maid and have a fancy/spotless lair, but then he wouldn't be Asmon I guess.
You think the 9k a month he’s making rn is a reliable source of income? He’s probably prepared for the worst like any person in his situation would, he’s better off saving/investing and living as cheap as possible. Otherwise he’ll be back to base one in a few years.
He has said in a video that he makes all the money he needs for living expenses on youtube alone and that twitch money is just the cream on top that he doesn't need or spend much.
When my parents told me that if you play world of warcraft then you'll end up playing it for the rest of your life living off of fast food, this is pretty dang close to what i Imagined, yet i still play wow,
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Wipe your feet before you step outside.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was the hardest I have ever laughed at a RUclips comment 🤣
🤣😂😂😂
Ok weird al
lmao
His room is literally the real life version of naxxaramas.
lollllllll
I legit laughed to this one
Fred Harvey putricide's lab for ICC and Asmongold is Festergut
Fred Harvey the “Mold Quarter” lmao
that made me laugh, you good sir struck gold
I think Blizzard should implement an instance called Asmons Lair...
Edit: Wow! Never had so many upvotes before on a comment! Thanks guys 😎👍🏼
No bosses just trash mobs
XxGETxPAZONEDxX LMAOOO
Dude yessss hahahahahaha
Fuuuuuuck
XxGETxPAZONEDxX lmfao
Asmongold likes his room, like he likes his vanilla WoW. No changes.
I dig it lol
I actually like that.
If I could afford my own house and not having to live in a rented 1 bedroom apartment, I would probably live in that house forever. Like you gotta appreciate what you have and build on it.
I just don't understand how he can live like this and at the same time still ooze confidence. What a fucking champ.
i cleaned my room after watching this. the similarities were to much to handle
WookedoutLINK lmfao!!! This comment had me dead. Nice going bro.
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
Almost made me clean mine, but i still have room in my trash can and room on my desk for more drank
Fuck, i gotta do this too before it's too late
Time to watch this video and clean your fucking room.
It's exactly how anti-videogames normies would imagine the room of a WoW player would be like.
And frankly... they are correct.
Asmongold's lair is a scientific proof than "life finds a way" when his soda blooms with new life.
blizzard needs to threaten to suspend his account until he cleans his room
HahahH
well, then he would just proceed playing FF14
The Withered Lair
Your reaction of pride to your level of disgust is what makes me sub with my twitch prime.
Same
I respect that he sees all of these negative comments and instead of /wrist he instead laughs about it. I do think he needs to clean his house though.. I think he'd get more sponsors
Festergut... I am dead 😂😂😂😂
God damn, we might be able to find a new strain of penicillin in Asmongold's room.
I'm weak lmao
@@richardbambara3983 if they do, maybe it'll help with your weakness 🤔
9:18 has to be one of the most beautiful sentences ever spoken
You can't just come up with this stuff
THat was NO mountain dew, that was clearly piss.
Lyachos 😭😭😭😭
basically the same thing no ?
Mountain Dew is electric piss water. Same thing at the end of the day
if he doesn't get roaches than i will play russian roulette with 5/6 bullets in a magnum
he does,you lucky punk
my room looks like his except i have thirty empty and half empty sodacans so i honestly shouldn't be talkin lul
my room gets bad but damn I'd never let it get that bad before I'd start cleaning
That room will be a national treasure in 50 years.
Andreas Nordgård Nicolas Cage will then try to steal it....
*Doing Asmongold’s Lair 10 HC need vacuum cleaner item level 960+ /w me for an imvite*
i’m clout af I've got a 390 ilevel dustpan and 350 broom
Lol hell naww i would be heartstoning out of that bitch in a hurry
Inv I got a 1000 Item level vacuum cleaner xD
You need a legendary hazard suit
My group keeps WIPING
People need trashcans in their room damn....
SarahTheWeirdo I can understand having a meal before and during his sessions but why doesn't he take empty plates out afterwards? Just leaves it piled up. Also why does his mother still buy him stuff?
Snag Prophet Because he pays the rent, utilities, and food expenses. He also recently bought his dad a car.
Trashcans and bags are against his religion ok? Lol
Dude defines lazy
this mans room was the trashcan
This is what depression looks like
Whoever believes this as a rule, hasn't actually met enough ppl with enough different habits. You can find an insanely well taken care of person self hygiene wise, but their room or car is a mess. But they're perfectly happy. They just don't care. That's not depression lol. That's the same thing as a person who can't smell a bad smell after being acclimated to it after so long, it stops phasing them as an issue.
(Look up the history of Febreeze and etc. Took them forever to get an actual market foothold because so many ppl get used to smells.)
I also know the reverse. Plenty of ppl who have clean rooms, but they themselves are a mess self hygiene wise.
They just don't care/are acclimated to it/how they look.
Point being, you're crazy trying to pin cleanliness as a universal rule to diagnosing a mental disorder.
Being addicted to something doesn't make ppl depressed. However it can cause a lack of care or focus in other areas. Such as his room. Same goes for Work Aholics.
Being focused on work, can cause ppl to ignore family, kids, chores, etc. But ppl don't peg them as depressed when they converse with them.
Zachary Pumarlo no one will read this fucking bible of a comment. You wasted a bunch of time 🤠👍🏻
ak Al I read it
you've clearly never been depressed enough to live like a complete animal absolutely hating yourself and your own existence falling asleep on your filthy bed surrounded by mountains of filthy shit not even being able to cover yourself with a blanket properly just to wake up and zone out video gaming/job and repeat the cycle
@@Dredghill This shit is fucking nasty, period.
The underrot in real life damn
Id like to think the room is just a fake part of the house he has setup for his "stream persona" and that he does not actually live like that.
2010 isnt that long ago....wait its 2018..... where did my life go...
ikr
That's how I feel about 2004
wait its 2021...
Meanwhile, it's 2024...
Wait it’s 2027…
"We found this sex toy in the street to preserve our innocence my dad, he told us to just wash it off"
Jesus christ, no wonder he has teeth, acid reflux, and other health problems. Most of it could be attributed to soda alone. I can understand being a hoarder to an extent, but just straight up not throwing out trash or old food I'll never understand. He needs to have a cleaning stream, his viewers would love that, or just pay someone to clean it out! I'm not ragging on him by any means, he's one of the very few streamers that can make me laugh constantly, I just want him to live healthier.
yeah, i had really bad acid reflux. Cut the soda and it went away... really makes you think about that shit
not immediately throwing stuff out is just lazyness, I know because it was me at 16. If I could put a dish or w/e behind me/out of sight on a shelf somewhere to take care of all at once I saw it as easier than bringing it down to clean or whatever everytime. definitely not as bas as asmon, once something was moldy it absolutely needed to go but as long as it didn’t noticeably effect smell or anything it could be dealt with later
just procrastination basically
Oh my god. I just realized I have teeth too!!! Please pray for me ya’ll 🙏
How he does not have diabetes is astounding.. I give it a few more years at most.. unbelievable
is living this lifestyle how one achieves top dps?
how he is that lazy but he has 98% of the game complete lol
You answer your own question.
Because 98% of the game complete. Being on top comes with a price.
Completed real life? If he didn’t make it as a wow streamer he would be in the fucking gutter right now, his real life looks like a fucking mess to me
Dyonalex nah he mentioned that he could get his master degree anytime. He has bachelor degree
didn't he drop out of school because he was too busy playing? I recently watched a clip from twitch of him talking about that
I feel like watching a directors cut of a snuff film
I have the feeling that Asmongold is in reality a Nurgle Daemon.
How many fucking bottles of A1 do you need...? Are you John Wayne?
Imagine picking up the wrong cup and getting a mouthful of mold
This was my room in college but it was alcohol bottles and drug paraphernalia. Good times.
Damn, it's disgusting. How can he live comfortably in his own trash?!
sumerian88 I was gonna say I was thinking his room would be clean ten years on but nope he has like his food and kiddie snacks all over the place like a literal manchild. Fucking degenerate probably doesn't brush his teeth either.
I mean, I like the geek in Asmongold, and he can be quite funny. But I just dont understand how he can live in so much trash? Is it that difficult to just put things in order?
While I don't know his parents personally, I know they were very poor and he grew up in a trashy environment where people don't take care of their stuff. Zack grew up with his filth, becoming comfortable with it as if it was normal and when he became old enough to realize it was bad, he just made a meme out of it for years where it became his pride and joy to just stack nasty shit and never clean it.
Snag Prophet dude his teeth are whiter than off white how can he not brush them
Jeff Slaughter mate half of his teeth were falling out of his head because of his poor personal hygiene and excessive consumption of soda. The only reason they are white is due to dental work.
Asmongold the fiend
I'd lose my fucking mind if I lived in such filth. I respect this man for living like this and not giving a fuck. True dedication to his game. Almost envious.
RIP Asmons virginity 3:17
The five layer nachos are still there...
i died at the phone asmon needs if he ever wants to call President Obama XD
Same
He USED to have acid reflux? With a diet like that I really doubt the acid reflux went away lol
Totally unexpected that there wasn't a change in his habits. Hilarious.
my house is spotless and somehow this makes me want to clean. truly a fascinating specimen of a lair. i can't look away. beautiful yet tragic.
asmon is such a sweet guy, i appreciate real people and asmongold is one of those people :)
👌
when my room is even worse, now thats when i know im a real gamer
Other streamers when watching their old videos: omg I was so cringe
Asmon when watching his old videos: I have no regrets
even tho i can laugh with him narrating and stuff, i feel really sad for him. Ever since i heard his life story, everytime he says smth associated to the past(like saying that that 1 dollar taco bell, when he says "it was the only thing i could afford), i just cant help but get emotional. He's sucha sweetheart, i'm so glad the streaming worked out. Seeing his old videos on his 2nd channel always get me, his mother is so lovely. Anyway, just relieving some sentiments.
The thing is that if someone can afford soft drink which is a luxury item compared to survival needs. He could have spent it on a 1kg bag of rice instead. Then he gets a couple of days of meals rather than a meal for 30 minutes
a couple days of bland, plain, white rice. not to mention it wont be cooked- correctly either, he grew up in texas.- look at him.@@seamonkeys12y
My dude has a pyramid of monster bottles in his room. He never gets rid of em.
Not a hoarder, just a gamer.
I just dont understand why he wouldnt take 5 minutes out of his time to clean up fuckin cups, but he had time to review each one of them. Feelsgreatman.
I love that you are comfortable being yourself, no shame and zero bullshit. You do need to clean your room though. :P
This is how you get flesh eating bacteria.
I can’t explain how funny I think it is that the 70s vietnam music came back on when he shows his room at the end. Genius editing
When he said on the reaction that it was the computer his mom bought him , it made me so sad. The tone and the way he said it. I imagine his poor mom having to save and struggle some cents to make her son a little happier. I've judged asmon many times, but I just realized how wow is a escapism to the harsh reality he had to live.
He is rich now tho so good for him
11:58 When reek of soap come on to-do-list, but Asmon doesnt get it and he NEVER EVER let it go of things bc this is the rhythm of the hoard, aw'right, aw'yeah - this is the rhythm of my life.
WHY DO WE EVEN WATCH ASMONGOLD?
i dont care we just do
Khalid Alnajjar I have no idea. He's always just talking shit and being silly. I do keep watching his shit from time to time.
I was just about to post the same thing. RUclips keeps suggesting him to me and it's like a train wreck. It's so awful and disgusting but I can't look away.
Its like watching the longest train wreck of all time, you just can't help but keep watching each car crash into another
I watch because it makes me feel better about myself.
I watch it because it's funny and enjoyable
Just amazing. He is a funny and okay guy to stream and he got tons of money from it, probably more than I will ever see. But man, I cant believe that humanity has evolved to the time that people like this can survive and thrive at things that they are doing. Just wow....this shit should be on national geographic man.
Mine used to be far worse. About 300 piss bottles and some would randomly make sounds and turn black over months. Many would have a lot of pressure after awhile. There was an area with around 3 feet of just trash and piss bottles. I think mine tops most people's and I wish I documented it for proof.
One of the most depressing videos I've seen in a while
didnt know asmongold played magic
His immune system is overpowered after breathing all those spores.
most streamers if they get found out where they live they get swatted and pranked if asmon his adress leaks i bet many people will go over with cleaning suplies
halfway through this I had to remove the one empty cup that was in my office from earlier this evening. I'm itching now too.
When the plague strikes mankind down they'll discover it originated in his room.
"This is the one from today." I didnt hear much confidence in that
Lmfao the random bottle of A1 sauce in the back 😂🤣
Holy shit, no man should live like this...
WOTLK was a helluva drug
I think blizzard should take some responsibility for this mess. Send a crew to clean it up.
This is probably one of the best videos I’ve ever seen
I can smell this video.
HAVE YOU HEARD OF A GARBAGE CAN?
Hi *leaving after 3 seconds*
Do you actually believe he would empty it? lol
WoW that is what I call quality
Asmongold reacting to his own video
TheHaseohneohren lol you should watch the vid of him reacting to a vid of him reacting to a vid
just insane how healthy he look wit that lifestyle
Straight out of a horror movie
"This one's my favorite"
Is it too hard to bring an empty cup to the garbage can when you get up to take a piss?
Who the hell thinks about what they can throw away when they need to take a piss? No time to think about trash when you're gaming.
How does one not have lung issues after that. Lol
The most engaging content on the internet right now is this...
Glad to see his room hasnt changed in 8 years 😂
The colonization of the cups.
His room didnt change lmao
Makes me feel better about my room holy shit.
So true about Long John Silvers, it's a soggy greasy mess if you wait to long
Not one.. but TWO bottles of A1 sauce. Legend. 11:27
Long john's silvers is by far the most disgusting things in this video
He's basically Frank from It's Always Sunny. Rich, but likes to live in the "fringe class". He could very easily afford a maid and have a fancy/spotless lair, but then he wouldn't be Asmon I guess.
Every Druid's main's room.
And that's why we all clean our rooms
every grown up hardcore gamer know this situation.
8:53 No shit you don’t get rid of anything, look at that desk...
TIL Asmongold doesn't know Trashcans exist.
I like the a1 sauce bottles that he just has chilling in his room now
Remember that ... Recall being grossed out but now I'm used to it
Doesn't he make like 9k a month? Surely he can afford a maid.
You think the 9k a month he’s making rn is a reliable source of income? He’s probably prepared for the worst like any person in his situation would, he’s better off saving/investing and living as cheap as possible. Otherwise he’ll be back to base one in a few years.
@@A3r0XxLol no need to be rude
He has said in a video that he makes all the money he needs for living expenses on youtube alone and that twitch money is just the cream on top that he doesn't need or spend much.
I ran out of room on my desk and I wouldn't know what to do - - Clean it up? lol
i love seeing how asmon improved himself.
At least he sleeves his fucking magic cards.
They still have triple layer and 5 layer nachos btw I get them every time
When my parents told me that if you play world of warcraft then you'll end up playing it for the rest of your life living off of fast food, this is pretty dang close to what i Imagined, yet i still play wow,
Buy a large trashcan, put a plastic bag in it and throw away garbage once a week. It's not hard.
Room cosplay for the Underrot looks great
I never got into WoW when I was younger but I had friends that did... and their rooms looked just like this.