UNUSED/DELETED VOICE LINES - BATMAN: THE ENEMY WITHIN (EPISODE 3)

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025
  • These are basically what it says in the title and...boyyy does it get batjokes-y ngl. i'm pretty sure these can be found in the game files, and it really makes you wonder what scenes and plots they ended up not using. 🤔
    credit to someone on discord for letting me upload these!
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  • @olivaliv412
    @olivaliv412 Год назад +131

    Ok I know you probably don’t care but I made a list were the lines could have possibly been and the context
    0:04 (To Bruce) the scene were Harley is talking to him an about John while he steals the laptop.
    0:08 Same scene than before
    0:13 (To Bruce) The scene where Harley is telling him off for being a “bad influence for John”
    0:17 This probably went were Bruce was asking to go with someone to Riddler’s place so she was very possibly making him choose who to take.
    0:22 Scene were John begs Harley to spare Bruce (ending)
    0:24 When John and Bruce are planning how to steal the laptop
    0:27 Some point after the cafe scene and before the scene in the alley
    0:32 Obviously during the cafe scene with the difference is that in this version Bruce proposes the game instead of John
    0:36 same
    0:39 (To Harley) when she asks him if he missed her (begging of the episode)
    0:42 Same
    0:46 (To John) probably the cafe scene
    0:48 This lines is from the scene were John is not sure if Harley will like him if he is himself
    0:53 This goes after John confesses he feels someone inside him and Bruce tells him to repress it
    0:56 (To Catwoman) when she ask about him for the first time
    1:00 Same
    1:04 I think this belongs more in ep 2 but it could also be from Riddler’s workshop scene
    1:10 (Ending) were Harley tries to kill Bruce
    1:13 Probably after Riddler’s trap deactivates
    1:15 When catwoman says John is unnerving (elevator at Riddler’s place)
    1:17 Two possibilities: 1. (To Harley) talking about John 2. (To Waller) talking about Jim
    1:20 Cafe scene were John asks how to learn people’s secrets
    1:30 Could be talking about Bane, Bullock or anyone else really but at the beginning of the episode I think it belongs more in ep 1 at the funeral
    1:34 He could be talking to Bullock (Trying to arrest Bruce and he knocks him out)
    1:39 (Either to Selina or to Bruce) any point during the workshop scene or even the scene before
    1:42 When Bruce knocks out Bullock
    1:47 same
    1:50 when Bruce and Selina are checking the computer together.
    And this comment is too long already so the rest will be at the comments. Hope it helped you!

    • @MVA
      @MVA  Год назад +21

      omg i can tell you really put a lot of thought into this.. i think your guesses are really accurate too! it's interesting they recorded so much more dialogue than they ended up using..

    • @olivaliv412
      @olivaliv412 Год назад +27

      1:23 Maybe when Batman tells John to be good (alley scene) or maybe at Harley’s office?
      1:56 I guess it could be the scene were Bruce is mad at John for the whole laptop thing (ending)
      2:00 self explanatory
      2:07 could fit anywhere
      2:08 Maybe could be at the rooftop scene were John proposed the idea to steal the laptop. Otherwise no idea
      2:12 Two possibilities: 1. Alley way scene after Batman teaches John how to throw the batarang 2. When he is trying to convince Harley to let him handle the mole thing
      2:18 I think this could be during the interrogation at Harley’s office.
      2:27 Obviously the alleyway when he asked Batman for a favor
      2:30 (To Batman not Bruce) Rooftop scene at the GCPD or it could perfectly fit in ep 4 with the sabotage her plan option
      2:36 Rooftop scene were Batman tells him to ask Bruce to help him get the laptop
      2:44 Probably to Selina at any point during the work shop scene
      2:49 At the rooftop when he is telling Batman that Bruce is his friend
      2:56 During the interrogation scene when Bruce asks: Did you even stick up for me?
      2:59 No idea to who he is talking or were this line was supposed to go
      3:03 At the beginning of the cafe scene were John is trying to convince Bruce that Selina loves him and in the second line he is probably referring to the fight Selina and Bruce had
      3:14 Probably talking about the same thing as previously mentioned or when he described to Batman how he felt while stealing
      3:20 When Bruce responds sarcastically to the Rorschach test (at the cafe)
      3:25 He is either talking to Bruce or to Selina at the workshop ( I think Selina is a possibility because of Selina’s deleted dialogue)
      3:32 Probably from the same conversation as before
      3:37 Very probably to Harley or it could go at the cafe scene when he is talking about Harley (In the Final Cut Harley calls him like this at the very end of the episode )
      3:40 (To both Bruce and Selina) when they are fighting at the workshop
      3:44 This could fit at the cafe scene were Bruce teaches him how to manipulate people
      3:48 At workshop, he is possibly talking about the crowbar they use to enter
      3:53 Maybe when they need to enter the workshop? Or it could actually be from ep 2 when they need to go down the tiny elevator
      3:58 (Talking about Harley) right before Bruce proposes him the idea to help him with Harley (Based on the line he says in the final game)
      4:02 When Bruce teaches him how to flirt (cafe scene)
      4:05 (To both Bruce and Selina) at the beginning of the workshop scene when they are using a crowbar to enter (Like a piñata)
      4:09 This sounds like something else, but he is talking about the wall they are hitting like those piñatas at children’s parties. This happens at the beginning of the workshop scene
      4:12 Probably when Bruce convinces him to steal the laptop (ending of the cafe scene)
      4:19 I’m guessing this is an excuse John gave when Harley caught him planning to steal the laptop with Bruce (subway scene)
      4:22 (To Selina)
      4:27 Some point during the workshop scene or even before when they are talking alone.

    • @olivaliv412
      @olivaliv412 Год назад +3

      Here is the rest

    • @Ryderboycolor9
      @Ryderboycolor9 Год назад +4

      So intresting thanks for the time stamps

    • @ainakailabontehehe
      @ainakailabontehehe Год назад +2

      Thank you 🙏

  • @Zephirite.
    @Zephirite. 9 месяцев назад +22

    “He does whatever I tell him” paired with “I’m just a ‘John, get over here!’ away!” Is CRAZY.

  • @paydjabaumann9487
    @paydjabaumann9487 5 лет назад +709

    "Your subconscious might be telling you something"
    DATE THE BAT DATE THE BAT DATE THE BAAAAAT

  • @GrimmMemoirs
    @GrimmMemoirs 6 лет назад +2136

    WHY COULDN'T THEY LET BATJOKES CANONICALLY HAPPEN IN THIS GAAAAAAME

    • @othergeorgea
      @othergeorgea 5 лет назад +143

      GrimmMemoirs THE HETEROS

    • @TateyGabey
      @TateyGabey 5 лет назад +45

      Because not all platonic relationships where there's a strong bond forged between characters *has* to end with a damn romantic relationship.

    • @robingaming55
      @robingaming55 4 года назад +5

      I wish

    • @shonascott5499
      @shonascott5499 4 года назад +136

      Captain Obvious the writers supported Batjokes while making the game apparently, enough so that the two who voiced both Bruce and John actively tried to push the romantic angle of their relationship through their voices.
      I wouldn’t push it past them to include it as a possible romantic path in Season 3 if you acted right in Season 1 and 2, people were happy to see Bisexual Clementine in TWD, people have wanted to see a canon Bisexual Bruce Wayne for ages and, much like Clem, you can choose to have her seem straight, gay or bisexual.

    • @dance_ofThaDEAD
      @dance_ofThaDEAD 4 года назад +63

      @@shonascott5499 DC Comics would never let Batman be gay. But one can dream can't we

  • @jayfree7129
    @jayfree7129 5 лет назад +484

    “So cats or John.”
    John??????????? DUH?????????????

  • @authorlacey
    @authorlacey 4 года назад +1098

    THEY HAD THE TOOLS
    THEY HAD THE POWER
    THEY HAD THE VOICE ACTING
    THEY HAD THE LINES
    *YET THEY DIDN'T MAKE BATJOKES CANNON! WHY?!*

    • @zayasi4410
      @zayasi4410 3 года назад +162

      Because they are cowards

    • @mrs.doctor1241
      @mrs.doctor1241 3 года назад +75

      @@zayasi4410 the only reasonable explanation 😔

    • @stephaniecourteoreille5972
      @stephaniecourteoreille5972 3 года назад +45

      *exactly what I was thinking while watching (listening..?) to this*

    • @thechanneld6860
      @thechanneld6860 2 года назад +17

      *Telltale Batjokes fan sitting in a corner crying in anger*

    • @larrythehedgehog7232
      @larrythehedgehog7232 Год назад +1

      Because they are scared to loose the part of the fandom which is the most toxic but the ones yelling the loudest. Thoses misogines cis straight homophobic j€rks. The ones who pushed batman at the time to become this depressed and so ''cool'' because he's a mysterious loner who likes to fight and being a badass. There is also, at least, one confirmed homophobe in the DC comics team which can be seen as a problem when you want to make gay representations.

  • @beanie-dog
    @beanie-dog 4 года назад +454

    OH MY GOD WHY DID I FIND OUT ABOUT THIS ONLY NOW, 2 things:
    1) why couldn't they just make batjokes canon
    2) this is some kinky shit

    • @stephaniecourteoreille5972
      @stephaniecourteoreille5972 3 года назад +13

      *_Y e s_*

    • @Aidencool2
      @Aidencool2 3 года назад +18

      Facts (btw I’m new to this whole game thing, and tbh I have idea no where to start for DC! It seems to hard to understand but I’m trying lol)

  • @CapriciousMoral
    @CapriciousMoral Год назад +158

    I just HATE how they almost force you to romance catwoman so many times but it doesn't matter how nice you are to John, you can't never romance him, it KILLS ME inside

  • @spicybiscuit5530
    @spicybiscuit5530 5 лет назад +1748

    1:41 "There's the Bruce I fell for back in Arkham"
    3:00 "He threw me under the bus because he LOVES me!!"
    3:06 "I hope I don't blush too much when I say this but uh... *really got the blood boiling* "
    3:38 "I'm just a 'John, get over here' away~"
    4:01 "You really know the way to a guys heart!"
    4:22 "Who wouldn't fall for him?"
    Yes definitely just good friends, nothing romantic about that at all....

    • @cheeseblue2965
      @cheeseblue2965 5 лет назад +49

      Oh my god...😂

    • @iamsad9107
      @iamsad9107 5 лет назад +227

      You forgot 4:11 super best friend moment right there

    • @brumous9364
      @brumous9364 4 года назад +68

      @@iamsad9107 totally best friends... yea...

    • @shonascott5499
      @shonascott5499 4 года назад +117

      “Well that’s what I like about you, and what Harley will like too” YEP TOTALLY STRAIGHT HA

    • @lotussim6970
      @lotussim6970 3 года назад +18

      @@iamsad9107 Jesus Christ dude I-I my eyes are open

  • @TheUnhanded
    @TheUnhanded 5 лет назад +1564

    And all we want is a canon batjokes just once...

    • @MVA
      @MVA  5 лет назад +169

      ikr...

    • @robingaming55
      @robingaming55 4 года назад +55

      Yes I would give anything for it

    • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
      @APoliticalConfusionAndMess 3 года назад +75

      Um... It is _slightly_ cannon. Read the comics. Use your ears when watching the movies. Think about how other couples (abusive or not) treat each other and talk to each other.

    • @luk5386
      @luk5386 3 года назад +15

      Wdym it is canon?🤨

    • @netheritetanto
      @netheritetanto 3 года назад +45

      We did get canon Batjokes they literally confessed their love for each other......

  • @LordFindogask734
    @LordFindogask734 3 года назад +452

    Heck, even a non-shipper would probably appreciate some alternative lines in the game, as they would have incremented the number of possibilities even when the choices seem to be uninfluential, until... surprise! You get an alternative line where, for example, instead of John being just mad at you because your flirt lessons didn't work on Harley, he's mad at Harley and infatuated with Bruce because the player chose a specific set of options that seemingly didn't impact the game except they did and you unlock rare alternate dialogues.

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 3 года назад +5

      So let's ignore the basis for this is the discredited hypothesis that Batman and Joker represent a homoerotic relationship?

  • @prinxegutz3403
    @prinxegutz3403 4 года назад +268

    bruce lowkey sounds so smug in the "He does whatever i say" line

    • @CloyMush
      @CloyMush Год назад +11

      He's his dog on a leash

    • @undyingUmbrage_
      @undyingUmbrage_ Год назад +2

      @@CloyMushAYO…

    • @Stella.22g
      @Stella.22g 7 месяцев назад +1

      Ayo Bruce don't expose your sub like that 🫣

  • @kyraisdead7876
    @kyraisdead7876 3 года назад +221

    Gotta love how it starts with "IM GONNA RIP HIS SPINE OUT THROUGH HIS MOUTH" and then ends with the "Oh uhh... I was just showing Bruce how to reach for things.."

    • @caspianhardin7521
      @caspianhardin7521 6 месяцев назад

      OFF TOPIC BUT GHOST PFP!!🫵🫵❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @benhramiak8781
    @benhramiak8781 6 лет назад +687

    I now wish these were in the game.

    • @benhramiak8781
      @benhramiak8781 4 года назад +3

      @A B same

    • @sessyfan791
      @sessyfan791 3 года назад +4

      Lol and I think I played it too much xD I played it until I saw most all scenes and actually I know every line. So they are in the game =)

    • @system_error4182
      @system_error4182 3 года назад +1

      I agree 😩

  • @kileturner8693
    @kileturner8693 6 лет назад +827

    small thing but i really appreciate the little clicks in between lines to indicate that their separate ones, also just thank you for posting these im in love and i wish these were the game, more great batjokes content this would've all been

    • @MVA
      @MVA  6 лет назад +85

      woah thank you so much!! i worked hard putting those little click indicators in, so it's good to know it's appreciated :'D also i know the fanart your profile pic is from and I LOVE IT

    • @laughing-hyena
      @laughing-hyena 4 года назад +4

      Joker was always gay for bruce

  • @elemeliam
    @elemeliam Год назад +41

    THE “I HATE YOU HARLEY.” AND THE “ILL RIP HIS SPINE OUT THROUGH HIS MOUTH!!” WAS SO AMAZING BROOOO THEY HAD ALL THE TOOLS TO MAKE IT CANON AND THEY DIDNT. WHYYYY WE WERE ROBBED

  • @mrs.doctor1241
    @mrs.doctor1241 3 года назад +114

    1:11
    They....
    *THEY WERE HUGGING AGAIN WEREN’T THEY*

  • @friendmuffin8676
    @friendmuffin8676 5 лет назад +1361

    Voice lines from 4:11 to 4:20 have led me to believe that Telltale really deprived us of a very spicy scene between John and Bruce. John is literally f l i r t i n g and I'm positive it ain't at Harley, no sir. And then the line that immediately follows... "I was just showing Bruce how to.. reach for things!"
    L isten.
    This is just a theory, but I think they skipped a crucial scene here where Harley or anyone walks in on them getting s p i c y and I'm seriously pressed about it.
    C'mon Telltale, give us the Batjokes we crave!!
    Also thank you for coming to my Ted Talk that is all.

    • @ako_9229
      @ako_9229 4 года назад +112

      IT MAKES SENSE THO

    • @Macdashuigi
      @Macdashuigi 4 года назад +172

      YES-- probably Harley who walks in on them from 0:23 line I'm guessing?

    • @robingaming55
      @robingaming55 4 года назад +49

      Omg that would be great I want this romance pleaase

    • @shonascott5499
      @shonascott5499 4 года назад +73

      Friend Muffin The writer or at least voice actors supported the ship, so if people ask enough they might put it in Season 3?

    • @xanatlopez40
      @xanatlopez40 4 года назад +12

      @@shonascott5499 How do you know they support It? :0

  • @VILLAINOFYOURDREAMS
    @VILLAINOFYOURDREAMS 5 лет назад +256

    thats exactly what i would choose: "Don't be ridiculous. There's nothing wrong with him." i'm pretty sure this is one of the cut out choices from when selina asks bruce about john.

  • @somethingext
    @somethingext 2 года назад +76

    I can see situations where these could be used without relating to Bruce, or the context we may think, however the, "That's the Bruce I *fell for* back in Arkham!" Is a very *interesting* choice of words

    • @sessyfan791
      @sessyfan791 2 года назад +15

      Yes and I'm pretty sure that line was used. When you met John in the pub you come to that situation that... I forgot his name, the guy who made the "Therapy" session with John. He comes over to you and you can punch him in the face. And than John say that "Arkham" quote. As far as I remember.

  • @malinkton
    @malinkton Год назад +30

    bruce: *tells joker he loves him while playing harley role*
    joker: is this what's considered flirting these days? It's certainly working on ME!

  • @Yami_Cake
    @Yami_Cake 4 года назад +158

    From 4:00 to 4:20 is surely a cut out scene of them two together alone XD there is no denying it

  • @benhramiak8781
    @benhramiak8781 6 лет назад +207

    I like the idea of bruce and john teaming up before the final episode.

  • @aisws9218
    @aisws9218 6 лет назад +308

    Those ending lines were uuuuuh somethin

    • @MVA
      @MVA  6 лет назад +22

      Ałℯϰḯṧ ẘїℓłїαмṧ IKR...

    • @Electricstarzsh0ckt0533m3
      @Electricstarzsh0ckt0533m3 6 лет назад +5

      jessica hey I've subscribed you and do you have hangouts

    • @MVA
      @MVA  6 лет назад +12

      Captain Brickstarz i don't, sorry! thank you for the subscribtion though!

    • @Electricstarzsh0ckt0533m3
      @Electricstarzsh0ckt0533m3 6 лет назад +3

      jessica can you download it it's free and I wanna show you something amazing. And do I get a sub from you

  • @fringelt
    @fringelt 2 года назад +52

    I have a theory that they wanted to make a route to end up as a couple with John, but in the end they dropped it. that explains some of the deleted audio and others who remained

  • @flourishing-toxicity5249
    @flourishing-toxicity5249 5 лет назад +188

    ....okay this is just even more proof telltale ships them lol (also rip telltale)

    • @stephaniecourteoreille5972
      @stephaniecourteoreille5972 3 года назад +18

      (corona sucks man... :( )
      if this game ever gets revived, I just really hope they make another route (in the evil within) where you can trigger these romantic sections with john.

  • @laryssaomori2193
    @laryssaomori2193 5 лет назад +769

    Wait?
    ...
    Bruce just say...he hate Harley?
    ...
    WHY DID THEY CUT THIS...?!

    • @MVA
      @MVA  5 лет назад +115

      I KNOW RIGHT!

    • @laryssaomori2193
      @laryssaomori2193 5 лет назад +57

      @@MVA I CRYING INSIDE NOW

    • @MVA
      @MVA  5 лет назад +69

      @@laryssaomori2193 me too....if only we got a season 3 they would've gotten to use some cut content maybe 😔

    • @laryssaomori2193
      @laryssaomori2193 5 лет назад +92

      @@MVA Yeah...and a Romance John option...
      ;-;

    • @Mohamad-m7md
      @Mohamad-m7md 5 лет назад +5

      Laryssa The Fallen Gem
      Romance John ? 🤮 gay

  • @kyraisdead7876
    @kyraisdead7876 3 года назад +213

    The gaydar broke. I'd honestly pay money to buy a version of the game where they use these voice lines, or at least... you know.. LET YOU HUG JOHN BACK!

    • @egiptwielki5693
      @egiptwielki5693 2 года назад +7

      I want more... To have this option 'I'm gonna kiss you right now' but not only to Selina

  • @jaelyncoleman3991
    @jaelyncoleman3991 5 лет назад +101

    Bruce’s Harley impression made me laugh 😂

  • @sternummatic3406
    @sternummatic3406 4 года назад +57

    John speaks so breathy I love it

  • @fridaynightfunkinaiiro7525
    @fridaynightfunkinaiiro7525 5 лет назад +168

    3:00 I KNEW IT!!! THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!!

  • @laramunoz1609
    @laramunoz1609 6 лет назад +140

    Bruce’s and John’s lines are SO CUTE
    (Some are, uh, you know 7U7)
    IMMA CRY SO MUCH

  • @waywardnick
    @waywardnick 6 лет назад +275

    I am screamingg

    • @MVA
      @MVA  6 лет назад +13

      WaywardNerd RIGHT

    • @benhramiak8781
      @benhramiak8781 6 лет назад +10

      WaywardNerd hey, you think you could use these lines in a video?

  • @cattybatty4877
    @cattybatty4877 5 лет назад +55

    I love how the first ones for John are so aggressive-

  • @hmmhmmm6924
    @hmmhmmm6924 2 года назад +15

    it had me at "There's the Bruce i fell for back in Arkham" lmao

  • @infinitetimer27
    @infinitetimer27 4 года назад +90

    1:42
    "Fell for"
    Omg i wish this wasn't taken out.

    • @MVA
      @MVA  4 года назад +15

      ikr!

    • @MikeyB00
      @MikeyB00 4 года назад +17

      I'm 90% sure this is an alternate take of something that's still in the game. I know at some point in chapter 4 he says "yadda yadda fell for you, Bruce yaddayadda."

    • @zayasi4410
      @zayasi4410 4 года назад +14

      It was used in the game

    • @Romcomm_
      @Romcomm_ 2 года назад +7

      I just played it today, it's still in there :)

  • @lukymi1432
    @lukymi1432 6 лет назад +243

    I WANT MOOORE ;-;

    • @lukymi1432
      @lukymi1432 6 лет назад +19

      "THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU" HDJSADJAJSANAJJSBD JAS OH MAMA

    • @sessyfan791
      @sessyfan791 3 года назад +2

      @@lukymi1432 HA! Nice to see you here xD I know you! :D

  • @themozARTgroupie
    @themozARTgroupie 5 лет назад +34

    'YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIGHT BE TELLING YOU SOMETHING'
    HUH WONDER WHAT THAT IS
    god all of these are GOLDDD

  • @Macdashuigi
    @Macdashuigi 4 года назад +103

    This video may be a bit old but for anyone who's reading this right now there might be hope for a season 3 ;o; a company bought telltale and rebranded themselves as the new telltale and they have the rights to The Wolf Among Us and the Batman series so we just have to wait on it now :>

    • @principalneonofantigachahe6005
      @principalneonofantigachahe6005 3 года назад +7

      Heck yeah!

    • @stephaniecourteoreille5972
      @stephaniecourteoreille5972 3 года назад +27

      I swear to god- if they don't implement a route where you have a romantic relationship I am going to be *SO* mad-
      they have everything they need,
      just pLEASE
      mAke it cOmpANY

    • @Aidencool2
      @Aidencool2 3 года назад +2

      Stephanie Courteoreille ikr! (Also would you happen to know how to play this game? I would love to play it)

    • @principalneonofantigachahe6005
      @principalneonofantigachahe6005 3 года назад +21

      I tried scraping together some information, and from what I've gathered by reading some articles and checking other sources, we MIGHT get a Season 3.
      The company that bought Telltale has been posting about it frequently, which is usually a sign that something important is gonna happen. More hints have also apparently been dropped about a new season.
      There have been a few images of Telltale Joker and Batman on the Telltale Facebook page, which is really getting people excited. Otherwise, we don't have much information.
      There are also multiples articles and videos that might give you more information than I can right now.

  • @beethefool
    @beethefool 3 года назад +47

    Hear me out... If they made a vote box or whatever to make these lines in there.... I'd definitely vote for these to be in here. Batjokes would've been more canon than it is- they sound really fruity tho 💀 and I like it.

  • @lottis1675
    @lottis1675 6 лет назад +513

    These were GREAT! Told a whole lot more of the depth of Bruce and John's relationship that we've previously seen in the game. Also, I wonder if that's exactly the same reason why these lines weren't included in the final product, too. Some big executive saw these and understood the references and put a big old red stop to it. Although, probably some of these were also just too much, something is always left at the editing room's floor.
    However, I do rather reckon there was some fear about presenting John and Bruce so close to each other due to their straight white boy audience that presumably would not like that, behind the decisions of leaving these lines out. I would appreciate it though if the creators and decision makers would also realize that the people who don't mind this sort of relationship aren't just a margin group anymore but a big part of the audience as well and yearning to get their fill of content, and perhaps, just perhaps, the straight white boys wouldn't mind something like this happening for real if they only got used to seeing it. Besides, who cares about pleasing an audience whose tastes cause discrimination to happen inside the franchise. I wouldn't want to concern myself with that sort of a crowd. I would rather focus on the fans who are willing to hear and understand the message and even accept it.
    It's A Time to not be scared of shining light on the truth and possibly "offending" a couple "fans" in the process because it's A Time to let those "fans" walk away if they themselves represent immoral and unjust ideologies. After all, what Batman stands for is justice - and justice for all and everyone. And you know what happens if you stand up against the Batman - you get thrown straight 'back' into a cold damp cell in the basement of Arkham, right where you belong.
    (Sorry about the rant but I have some thoughts on the matter)

    • @MVA
      @MVA  6 лет назад +42

      Lottis dont apologize! i loved reading that and im like. my thoughts exactly

    • @monochromedream-eatingbaku
      @monochromedream-eatingbaku 6 лет назад +51

      Same though. Plus the straight boys wouldn't even encounter that if they didn't want to. They could just ram it with Selina, as the game tried to make you anyway.

    • @mysweetOlga
      @mysweetOlga 6 лет назад +43

      Agree, I'd pay a lot of money for 'rainbow' version of game...straight white version is so boring

    • @iamsad9107
      @iamsad9107 5 лет назад +4

      Period

    • @ako_9229
      @ako_9229 4 года назад +14

      I'm a pansexual, mixed, multi-fandom, 13-year-old girl and I agree dude I saw really a lot of trust and love in there relationship (depending on which path you choose) I LOVE comic's and Marvel and DC but why do they have to always have straight white people as the main character switch it up a bit like it's 2020 common!

  • @6Kubik
    @6Kubik 6 лет назад +88

    Oh jesus, this sounds super dirty :D

  • @boistop6875
    @boistop6875 6 лет назад +244

    Why didn't they use any of these lines in Telltale Game

    • @monochromedream-eatingbaku
      @monochromedream-eatingbaku 6 лет назад +89

      Idk, guess they're just cowards

    • @mayawolf8452
      @mayawolf8452 5 лет назад +46

      To them, it sounded too gay

    • @joey_thorn
      @joey_thorn 5 лет назад +33

      Too gay for their heterosexual minds

    • @MomoKanjaki
      @MomoKanjaki 4 года назад +21

      @@joey_thorn They ship it. Lol

    • @zayasi4410
      @zayasi4410 4 года назад +18

      I'm pretty sure "That's the Bruce I fell for back in Arkham" was used in the game.

  • @laramunoz1609
    @laramunoz1609 6 лет назад +55

    Ooh! We can take turns! See if you can make some candy come out.
    Was that-? Am I just dirty-minded-?

    • @MVA
      @MVA  5 лет назад +11

      YEAH..... that one was interesting LOL

    • @olivaliv412
      @olivaliv412 2 года назад +5

      The line is when they hit Bullock I think

  • @LOLimalexx
    @LOLimalexx 4 года назад +171

    So the telltale games I played had a male love interest and a female love interest,and I was expecting the same with this,I was disappointed when John wasn't one

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 3 года назад +4

      Dude, Joker should never be a love interest for Bruce. The hypothesis that Batman and Joker represent a homoerotic relationship was discredited years ago.

    • @LOLimalexx
      @LOLimalexx 3 года назад +74

      @@SirBlackReeds except John is considered a different person than joker, I said John not joker

    • @hnnnnnnnnnng
      @hnnnnnnnnnng 2 года назад +64

      @@SirBlackReeds "the hypothesis" bro they're comicbook characters that exist in thousands of different iterations of themselves with thousands of different storylines, there is not a single reason there can't be a universe where they shack up

    • @smily9021
      @smily9021 2 года назад +16

      @@hnnnnnnnnnng This. This comment. Literally where the fuck is the timeline where they boned? I mean there is that one timeline where batjokes is actually Canon was Thomas Wayne as batman and Martha Wayne as the joker. It was close.. But it isn't the same man

    • @Whocares158
      @Whocares158 11 месяцев назад

      Agreed!

  • @user-qq4tj8gm8b
    @user-qq4tj8gm8b 6 лет назад +508

    me: my asexuality and aromanticness is a valid part of my identity as a person, and i don’t need romance to make me feel whole-
    my brain, finding loopholes to the “no romance” statement: _B A T J O K E S_

    • @MVA
      @MVA  6 лет назад +39

      memeture LMAO

    • @captainobvious6779
      @captainobvious6779 5 лет назад +46

      memeture *Me an asexual*
      So when will these two bang?

    • @th3rasave
      @th3rasave 4 года назад +6

      @@captainobvious6779 when you figure out how to grammer

    • @captainobvious6779
      @captainobvious6779 4 года назад +13

      Spider Doctor I wasn’t even aware. Thank you. It kills me when that happens. Stay safe out there.

    • @th3rasave
      @th3rasave 4 года назад +7

      @@captainobvious6779 thanks, man

  • @dath4720
    @dath4720 6 лет назад +95

    BATJOKES. LOVE IT.

    • @MoodyF0X
      @MoodyF0X 5 лет назад +8

      **YESSSSSSSS** **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**

    • @stephaniecourteoreille5972
      @stephaniecourteoreille5972 3 года назад +1

      🚨 underrated comment 🚨 🚨 underrated comment 🚨

  • @angelic252
    @angelic252 5 лет назад +46

    1st of all: das gay
    Why did we not get all this.
    2nd of all: *highly pitched nasal imitation* "Bane better think twice before playing king of the hill with me"
    I died laughing, I'm still on the floor.

  • @Thomas_The_Thermonuclear_Bomb
    @Thomas_The_Thermonuclear_Bomb Год назад +17

    Kent confirmed on his tumblr that John is bi, and in love with both Bruce and Harley, but a liiiiittle bit more to Bruce!

    • @sweetpea2604
      @sweetpea2604 3 месяца назад +1

      John: I think I’m in love
      Bruce: Wait a minute are you saying you’re in love…with me
      John: *is silent for a few seconds* no…but I hope we can still be friends
      This canon optional conversation hits very different now XD

  • @lemonicdemonade
    @lemonicdemonade 2 года назад +22

    i have a bad habit of saying “but uh” like john (3:07)

  • @jackieishappy2055
    @jackieishappy2055 6 лет назад +73

    no H o M o

  • @samd5184
    @samd5184 5 лет назад +35

    1:42 oh my god

    • @MVA
      @MVA  5 лет назад +4

      ikr

  • @fatstinkybug
    @fatstinkybug 2 года назад +15

    john’s voice lines are so funny 😭😭😭

  • @starshooter439
    @starshooter439 5 лет назад +34

    *coughs* b a t j o k e s

    • @MVA
      @MVA  5 лет назад +8

      yeah boyy

  • @clownlang
    @clownlang 2 года назад +99

    4:04 "Should I get a blindfold?"
    4:06 "Ooh we can take turns! See if you can *make some candy come out* "
    4:17 "I was just showing Bruce how to reach for things..."
    Oh my god, they're lovers your honor.

  • @Imgood438
    @Imgood438 2 года назад +13

    i sent some screenshots from this video to my friend (who has never heard of the game before) and asked her what she thought bruce and johns relationship was
    SHE THOUGHT THEY WERE DATING
    THIS IS PROOF THAT THEY HAD THE ABILITY TO MAKE IT CANON BUT THEY DIDN'T

  • @fallenstranger4735
    @fallenstranger4735 5 лет назад +44

    The one dislike is from Harley

  • @MYSTERIOUSORBS
    @MYSTERIOUSORBS 2 года назад +8

    1:09 KNOCKED ME OUT OF MY SEAT

    • @lillaurynn
      @lillaurynn 2 года назад +1

      *I HATE YOU HARLEY*

  • @threedicksonabench3141
    @threedicksonabench3141 5 лет назад +67

    They took it out because they didn’t want it to be *too* gay

  • @jpp20006
    @jpp20006 6 лет назад +91

    Thank you for putting these up! Some of these are priceless, especially John's lines.

  • @axeljackson4848
    @axeljackson4848 5 лет назад +24

    4:04
    I don't really know what to think of this last bit XD

  • @aswertyuiol
    @aswertyuiol 5 лет назад +53

    harley be like My gaydar is going off

  • @silvonamo9699
    @silvonamo9699 5 месяцев назад +1

    These recordings are giving me life oh my god 😩💖 i love em your honor they belong together ,wish they included em so the *john goes cucu* over love has more impact ,it would hurt more bruce taking him down and the scene where he visits home even more intimate and special 😢

  • @undyne1
    @undyne1 2 года назад +8

    God, I wish batjokes was an option.

  • @MoodyF0X
    @MoodyF0X 5 лет назад +31

    4:04
    *Kinkyyyyyyyyyy*

    • @MVA
      @MVA  5 лет назад +5

      yeah 😳

  • @L00ny_lilly
    @L00ny_lilly 2 года назад +90

    I feel like 4:00 to 4:20 is Bruce and John alone flirting with each other until someone (could be Harley) comes into the area they are and the saying "I was just showing Bruce how to... reach for things!" was an excuse for what they were DOING
    Kinda fruity if you ask me...
    Hightrate because hydration can help you live longer and watch more Batjokes

  • @captainobvious6779
    @captainobvious6779 5 лет назад +16

    There’s the What now you fell for who now in Arkham?! :0 I need more!

  • @system_error4182
    @system_error4182 3 года назад +19

    Of course these had to be the deleted voice lines. What a shameee 😩 we all deserved batjokes in this amazing game 😕

  • @cerealboxeseverywhere3566
    @cerealboxeseverywhere3566 6 лет назад +26

    oh my god dude you should find more of these

  • @DR.EvigLidelse
    @DR.EvigLidelse 8 месяцев назад +2

    "So cats... or John?"
    *me thinkin'*
    OOHHH MA GAAWWDD--

  • @Your_Local_Ringleader
    @Your_Local_Ringleader Год назад +4

    “I can tell admire Batman John” The fandom: yeah no shit Sherlock

  • @galacticjester6668
    @galacticjester6668 6 лет назад +30

    You're a blessing

  • @maira7122
    @maira7122 3 года назад +56

    just hoping for a season 3 where we can romance john......so much potential in these voice lines

  • @Chloe11501
    @Chloe11501 2 года назад +11

    4:02 tell me John isn’t into Bruce

  • @sheilamartinez4307
    @sheilamartinez4307 6 лет назад +21

    1:10 Bruce should have said that in the lab under his office.

  • @givemeapizza8976
    @givemeapizza8976 3 года назад +9

    4:11 WOOOW OK WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE 🧍🏽‍♀️😏

  • @pandakat770
    @pandakat770 6 лет назад +179

    Why was this game canceled? Why must I be denied my ship yet again???

    • @ravens_bite
      @ravens_bite 5 лет назад +1

      what game

    • @Jüri-s3y
      @Jüri-s3y 4 года назад

      @@ravens_bite Telltale Batman?

    • @ravens_bite
      @ravens_bite 4 года назад +4

      @@Jüri-s3y it wasn’t canceled though

    • @Jüri-s3y
      @Jüri-s3y 4 года назад

      @@ravens_bite Em,Em...... IDK
      It was
      There will be no season 3

    • @ravens_bite
      @ravens_bite 4 года назад

      @@Jüri-s3y i don’t think that was ever planned was it?

  • @qstionblomens6138
    @qstionblomens6138 9 месяцев назад +2

    “He threw me under the bus because he LOVES me” Oh John, honey, no

  • @DominikaHare
    @DominikaHare 2 года назад +5

    The fact I was in this comment section.
    And I kept thinking batjokes meant. Literally jokes about objects starting with bat-
    batfrigerator
    batdrink
    batfood
    batport
    I didn’t realize it was a ship name until I finished the video & didn’t hear anything like that.

  • @kirstengonzales1094
    @kirstengonzales1094 4 года назад +10

    Some telltale games I played had a male and female love interest,and I was disappointed when they didn't this time

  • @AJ-WAS-HERE
    @AJ-WAS-HERE Год назад +2

    One moment *runs to room and screams in pillow* GOD WHYYYYY NO BATJOKES

  • @axolotl593
    @axolotl593 2 года назад +4

    This is just a mountain of batjokes

  • @zero.points_msf
    @zero.points_msf 2 года назад +3

    I love the lil sound between the liness

    • @MVA
      @MVA  2 года назад +2

      thank you, i picked it out myself 😌

  • @sessyfan791
    @sessyfan791 3 года назад +11

    I remember allmost all of these lines =D
    So they're in the game =) I played it a lot until I saw most scenes.
    I think most people didn't know these lines because a lot of them appears, if you treat John bad.
    Most of the Harley lines appear if you try to flirt a lot with her.
    I have to check my video records that I did of the game to say exacly where these lines come from.
    But all in all they used that lines =)

  • @dr.postal2262
    @dr.postal2262 4 года назад +6

    Batman -...
    John - Loooooooovee Batman!!!!

  • @heckoffmate1392
    @heckoffmate1392 4 года назад +5

    "And all my booster rockets seemed to explode on the launchpad!"
    Best euphemism for premature ejaculation I've ever heard.

  • @An262.
    @An262. 3 года назад +4

    The Bruce he fell for in Arkham, huh... Damn right ;)

  • @willwarriner3679
    @willwarriner3679 2 года назад +7

    And they were roomates

    • @MVA
      @MVA  2 года назад +3

      they were roommates 😱😱😱

  • @connietochtlimazapan4956
    @connietochtlimazapan4956 3 года назад +14

    Wait- HOLD UP where is the 'I love you John' and 'I love you too Bruce?'
    Oh wait.... Not even that we get AAAHH I'LL CRY

    • @mrs.doctor1241
      @mrs.doctor1241 3 года назад +1

      I knew something was missing 🤔🥺

    • @connietochtlimazapan4956
      @connietochtlimazapan4956 3 года назад +2

      @@mrs.doctor1241 ikr :(( imma make them in the sins cuz I want a happy ending aaaahhhhhh 😩😞

  • @teddytazbear
    @teddytazbear 5 лет назад +5

    How the HELL am I just finding this??? THIS IS A GOLD MINE AAAA

  • @MagSnapShots
    @MagSnapShots 5 лет назад +10

    BatJoke forever

  • @TheOfficialSt4awberry
    @TheOfficialSt4awberry 3 года назад +3

    OH MY GOD I GOT BUTTERFLIES I LOVE BRUCES LINES-

  • @Megawaps
    @Megawaps Год назад +5

    Batjokes are fun and all, but are we gonna just ignore the fact that John already knows that Bruce is Batman in episode 3? And talks with Bruce about it?

    • @MVA
      @MVA  Год назад

      yeah ikr, the implications in terms of the plot are crazy..

  • @bloodycakes2451
    @bloodycakes2451 3 года назад +4

    3:50 got me WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN!

  • @chereaj7891
    @chereaj7891 Год назад +15

    Telltale had a soft and sweet setup for batjokes and they *squandered it*
    SHAME SHAME SHAME

  • @Sol-jx6vl
    @Sol-jx6vl Год назад +4

    am i falling for a fictional character with mental illnesses and homosexual tendencies?
    yes. yes, i am..

  • @Lol-dx8vg
    @Lol-dx8vg 3 года назад +6

    Heyyy I'm 2 years late but I'm pretty sure that the batjokes ones were removed because they were unsure if people would react in a good way. Since lots of people shipp john with Bruce, maybe we'll see more batjokes interactions in the future

  • @am_goose
    @am_goose 3 года назад +2

    The "He was my friend and you used him" really sounds like Batman Arkham Bats tbh

  • @0liivers
    @0liivers 3 года назад +7

    i havent seen playthroughs of this game and i haven't gotten past the first chapter of episode 2 and I'm just trying to imagine the scenes in which this would take place.... my thoughts when he said blindfold when somewhere i don't think it was supposed to😳

  • @savannagordon79
    @savannagordon79 2 года назад +2

    And all my “booster rockets seem to explode on the launch pad!” If you catch my drift ;)