The most brutal joke ever told, by Frankie Boyle [Comedy]

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @chris_gh2639
    @chris_gh2639 9 лет назад +15413

    I prefer this one...
    "My girlfriend told me to treat her like a princess, so I got in a Mercedes and drove her into a wall."

  • @Hannibal953able
    @Hannibal953able 9 лет назад +6379

    How he keeps a straight face will telling that joke is beyond me.

    • @Kleavers
      @Kleavers 9 лет назад +46

      +Hannibal953able He almost looks like he's about to crack :)

    • @MichaelBrown-rg8oi
      @MichaelBrown-rg8oi 7 лет назад +75

      And you know when he is grinning while he is telling a joke its gonna be really brutal...

    • @lucaremanda1333
      @lucaremanda1333 7 лет назад +21

      Hannibal953able I don't get this at all, if someone could explain it would be appreciated

    • @danielkaiselgruber1750
      @danielkaiselgruber1750 7 лет назад +26

      Luca Remanda Keep your innocence.

    • @workbased683
      @workbased683 7 лет назад +7

      The same way I while keep a straight face will listening to it.

  • @BeintheEpicArmy
    @BeintheEpicArmy 7 лет назад +5469

    The kid was in a wheelchair. You're welcome.

  • @DiesInEveryFilm
    @DiesInEveryFilm 9 лет назад +5535

    I wouldn't say this is "the most brutal joke ever told by frankie Boyle" it's quite mellow compared to some of the stuff he's come out with

    • @richardmurray4605
      @richardmurray4605 4 года назад +117

      Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital

    • @morethanjustforkicks
      @morethanjustforkicks 4 года назад +35

      His one about Harvey Price was pretty rough

    • @allenjenkins7947
      @allenjenkins7947 4 года назад +24

      I can think of a few examples. At least this was back when he was truly funny. He comes across lately as just bitter and sarcastic.

    • @bmpink
      @bmpink 4 года назад +43

      @@allenjenkins7947 that's probably because people can't handle controversial jokes anymore

    • @mitchellchapman2954
      @mitchellchapman2954 4 года назад +17

      What's that joker? You'll be back? Somehow I domt think you will be #ripheathledger

  • @smee7683
    @smee7683 8 лет назад +5160

    that is how you deal with a heckler

    • @TheTrueVirus22
      @TheTrueVirus22 8 лет назад +395

      He wasn't a heckler. In a show of Franky boyle it's deadly to sit in the front row, he makes fun of all of those people.

    • @laughingachilles
      @laughingachilles 8 лет назад +88

      +Daniel Einsiedel
      It's only deadly if you can't take a joke.

    • @TheTrueVirus22
      @TheTrueVirus22 8 лет назад +216

      Laughing Achilles I think there´s a difference between taking a normal joke and taking a joke of Frankie Boyle XD

    • @vidiveniviciDCLXVI
      @vidiveniviciDCLXVI 6 лет назад +18

      If I was sitting in the front row at a Frankie Boyle gig, I'd go wearing as butt plug just to make sure.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 года назад +10

      @@TheTrueVirus22 Fucking Amen.
      Most comedians just poke fun at the front row/s. Just a few jabs here and there.
      Frankie Boyle'll _stab_ them with a knife dipped in gasoline.
      There's a lot of comedians I'd take my chances with in the front row.
      Frankie Boyle is not one of those comedians XD

  • @AmariFukui
    @AmariFukui 9 лет назад +8788

    Anyone else find it funny that people who love sick humour get offended by people who get offended?

    • @HansPeterRV
      @HansPeterRV 9 лет назад +97

      Sweet irony :)

    • @TheIncognitusMe
      @TheIncognitusMe 9 лет назад +284

      It's the classic "intolerant of intolerance" paradox. If you actually examine it at a finer level though, intolerance and tolerance are not in and of themselves good things or bad things. It really depends on your value system.
      It's not ironic at all that a civil rights advocate is intolerant of racists, for example. No matter how you slice it.

    • @TheIncognitusMe
      @TheIncognitusMe 9 лет назад +28

      ***** Just fuck already.

    • @TheIncognitusMe
      @TheIncognitusMe 9 лет назад +8

      ***** Your boyfriend abels121.

    • @TheIncognitusMe
      @TheIncognitusMe 9 лет назад +5

      ***** Like I need you to tell me where I can find gay porn. You don't even have my connections.

  • @marlo2303
    @marlo2303 8 лет назад +2192

    The number of comments made by totally clueless people is amazing

    • @lepe
      @lepe 8 лет назад +177

      the number of comments made by people pretending to get it is even bigger

    • @electrostaticenteratainmen1759
      @electrostaticenteratainmen1759 8 лет назад +2

      yeh the amount of people's humour that hasn't evolved yet.

    • @ShaspioBorderwolf
      @ShaspioBorderwolf 6 лет назад +35

      Most are probably Americans. They don't understand humour from the UK, or people from the the UK in general.

    • @finnjones2028
      @finnjones2028 5 лет назад +34

      @@ShaspioBorderwolf wuut? I'm from the UK and this isn't 'humour' in the slightest

    • @ShaspioBorderwolf
      @ShaspioBorderwolf 4 года назад +6

      @Agent J
      No-one has makeovers without consent here. That seems to be an American thing.
      And there's nothing wrong with putting tea in the microwave. It just stews it is all, so it loses flavour and tastes watery.

  • @johnsmith-nl3js
    @johnsmith-nl3js 5 лет назад +3347

    a man and little girl are walking through the woods at night, the little girl says "its scary in these woods"
    the bloke looks down and says " u think its scary now, ive got to walk out of here on my own!"

    • @ikejugend
      @ikejugend 4 года назад +16

      Yeah, it’s from Blue Valentine

    • @johnsmith-nl3js
      @johnsmith-nl3js 4 года назад +7

      @@ikejugend whats blue valentine?

    • @AA-hi6os
      @AA-hi6os 3 года назад +6

      @@johnsmith-nl3js a film you should watch.

    • @johnsmith-nl3js
      @johnsmith-nl3js 3 года назад +6

      never heard of it, but i just read the basic plot of the film and it sounds like a load of bollocks that has nothing to do with what i said.

    • @johnsmith-nl3js
      @johnsmith-nl3js 3 года назад +4

      @@AA-hi6os besides i have known that joke for about 20yrs so cant see it was from that film as i knew the joke before the film.was.even thought of!

  • @shannonheinsmann5940
    @shannonheinsmann5940 4 года назад +796

    Did u know lady Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the trunk of the Mercedes.

    • @harvey4385
      @harvey4385 4 года назад +16

      It makes more sense to say glove compartment seeing as there's a feasible chance that they did end up there there where is it almost impossible to end up in a closed boot

    • @8izzy
      @8izzy 4 года назад +2

      someone came out admitting they were sent to kill her like a year ago for probably less

    • @timothygrabauskas4485
      @timothygrabauskas4485 4 года назад +2

      @@harvey4385 it's a joke tho haha

    • @BigGuy1976
      @BigGuy1976 4 года назад +2

      That’s a recycled joke from the Challenger shuttle disaster. They said that about the astronauts: head and shoulders were found on the beach.

    • @shawnfreeoftyranny8849
      @shawnfreeoftyranny8849 3 года назад +3

      @@BigGuy1976 Quite sure it was recycled already for the Challenger .

  • @George-eq3wj
    @George-eq3wj 6 лет назад +1755

    Dark humor is like clean water. Not everybody gets it

  • @catsinshit9918
    @catsinshit9918 9 лет назад +5708

    Did you know Paul walker was on the radio when he died?
    He was also on the dashboard, the windscreen and the steering wheel.

    • @comradejosephstalin6886
      @comradejosephstalin6886 9 лет назад +108

      I'm definitely going to reuse this at college.

    • @piercissimopj3314
      @piercissimopj3314 9 лет назад +67

      +DONT FORGET MEEEEE to be fair, he was just at a charity event; I guess he spread himself too thin?

    • @CallMehVevo
      @CallMehVevo 9 лет назад +18

      +Piercissimo Pj funnier in your head right?

    • @piercissimopj3314
      @piercissimopj3314 9 лет назад +25

      Vevoh | Amateur Cod Player Well at least I was trying to be original... LOL Your joke is so old it's got fur growing on it.

    • @legorenegade
      @legorenegade 9 лет назад +13

      +ProjectsBlack Turns out it was a gay bar and he was fucked in every orifice.

  • @xjames118
    @xjames118 10 лет назад +671

    Well, it'd make one hell of a Specsavers advert.

    • @1yoan3
      @1yoan3 6 лет назад +4

      Best comment of the year !!!!!

    • @jaystev
      @jaystev 6 лет назад +3

      Anthony J. Well... 3 years ago but yeah

    • @trongborg
      @trongborg 6 лет назад +1

      Omg! Your awsome!

  • @TR-ut3yh
    @TR-ut3yh 4 года назад +659

    Pete Davidson had one of his jokes cut from the Justin Beiber roast, it was shortly after Pual Walker died. He said .... "Justins dad got a DUI, its a shame he wasnt riding with Paul Walker", he said the room got silent and Pete said... " what? Pauls doing great, hes got a new movie coming out" .......

  • @VidanoMano
    @VidanoMano 3 года назад +149

    "He took me up into the loft"
    Auidence: "Hahahahaha."

    • @willbrown1197
      @willbrown1197 3 года назад +9

      They knew where it was heading

  • @nikoincroatia
    @nikoincroatia 9 лет назад +1616

    This has nothing on Michael Jackson's Childrens' Hospital

    • @tamtheman7145
      @tamtheman7145 9 лет назад +13

      Michael Jackson children's hospital

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic 9 лет назад +41

      nikoincroatia YOU'RE NOT OK

    • @jerrygregor
      @jerrygregor 8 лет назад

      +Ivan Drago How about the Glitter Band? Can we still listen to Angel Face?

    • @ivandrago8299
      @ivandrago8299 8 лет назад +3

      ***** not aware of that one. You're maybe showing your age there Jerry.

    • @MisterNumber6
      @MisterNumber6 8 лет назад +5

      +Ivan Drago No he wasn't you dumb shit.

  • @jesushernandezchrist8595
    @jesushernandezchrist8595 8 лет назад +860

    he's edgier than a dodecahedron

  • @FishingForMammoths
    @FishingForMammoths 6 лет назад +146

    Had to scroll through about 50 comments and view the replies to find out that the reason he made the joke was because the kid he was telling it to was in a wheelchair.
    The joke only makes sense because of that detail, funny how a bunch of people defended it without knowing the point of the joke :))))

    • @theatrix333
      @theatrix333 3 года назад

      Stfu maggot

    • @FishingForMammoths
      @FishingForMammoths 3 года назад +3

      @@theatrix333 thank you for your input

    • @steveaustin6608
      @steveaustin6608 3 года назад +2

      now i get it...to know this is necessary..if you take out that part, this joke isn't funny.

    • @soullessangel207
      @soullessangel207 Год назад +1

      I didn't know so I found not funny. thought he meant the guy's ugly but no he is good looking.

  • @albaproductions9602
    @albaproductions9602 11 лет назад +1056

    Frankie Boyle is the best current day comedian, I like a comedian that just doesn't give a fuck who he offends.

    • @trickchack
      @trickchack 10 лет назад +34

      Imagine him performing at a hospice. I think the next step in his comedy is to just bring an assault rifle and shoot everyone.

    • @stlkngyomom
      @stlkngyomom 10 лет назад +2

      Check out Anthony Jeselnik and Jeselnik Offensive.

    • @stlkngyomom
      @stlkngyomom 10 лет назад +1

      Socialized medicine in action?Damn you Obama,DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

    • @albaproductions9602
      @albaproductions9602 10 лет назад +1

      stlkngyomom Keep taking the pills.

    • @vitalalive69
      @vitalalive69 10 лет назад +1

      Hmmm I can NOT imagine him telling jokes that would offend Jews. No comedian ever dares to do so . I ve seen comedians telling jokes that would offend muslims or Christians but never Jews !

  • @ragunannathan8110
    @ragunannathan8110 3 года назад +474

    dark humor is like a dead child, it never gets old

    • @cannonfodder8287
      @cannonfodder8287 3 года назад +6

      I ruined your 69 likes. And I'm proud of that too.

    • @lethalsub
      @lethalsub 3 года назад +2

      A dead kid starts to smell really bad after a few days.

    • @abnormalanorak
      @abnormalanorak 2 года назад

      Except, you can get to enjoy dark humour whenever you like - unless you're a necrophiliac paedophile.

    • @Draztikus
      @Draztikus Год назад +2

      making fun of anti-vaxxers, like their kids, never gets old

    • @AlejandroLopez-ed8kj
      @AlejandroLopez-ed8kj Год назад

      Ouch!

  • @graysonjd5624
    @graysonjd5624 4 года назад +147

    Of all the more offensive jokes Frankie Boyle has told, this one is quite tame.

    • @ellwill5709
      @ellwill5709 4 года назад +2

      I definitely prefer this Boyle to the left wing shite he's been spouting over the past couple of years

    • @NigelTolley
      @NigelTolley 4 года назад +9

      You might not realise the kid he said this to was in a wheelchair.

    • @surfmotor
      @surfmotor 3 года назад +1

      He joked about raping a boy. I don't think it's very tame

    • @callidusvulpes5556
      @callidusvulpes5556 3 года назад +1

      @@ellwill5709 How far left is he?

  • @stewartsmith7699
    @stewartsmith7699 4 года назад +28

    His most brutal was on Mock the Week, "You have the body of someone half your age...growing in your womb."

    • @squanchy9755
      @squanchy9755 4 года назад +2

      It's funny but hardly brutal. Michael Jackson's children's hospital is probably the most brutal.

  • @antoniojoao17
    @antoniojoao17 8 лет назад +541

    Really a delicate thing.

    • @standel178
      @standel178 7 лет назад +1

      fucking brilliant - not a namby pamby delicate.

  • @BuckfastConsumer
    @BuckfastConsumer 4 года назад +174

    Jimmy carr : your not jewish?
    Tom Rosenthal: no
    Jimmy carr : someone needs to tell your face

  • @leefi1
    @leefi1 8 лет назад +10

    What a sweet memory he's sharing. Lofts are just full of magical reminders of the good times!

  • @mic7able
    @mic7able 4 года назад +27

    "Like she's looking into a spoon" is my favourite.... But this is damned good.

  • @cry2love
    @cry2love 4 года назад +60

    He's accent makes me read comments to get a clue for a meaning of a joke

    • @CursedWheelieBin
      @CursedWheelieBin 4 года назад +6

      Your spelling make me scratch head as to what yous means

    • @cry2love
      @cry2love 4 года назад +6

      @@CursedWheelieBin Hey, mister sister, I'm bilingual, English is the last language use only on internet

    • @dunruden9720
      @dunruden9720 3 года назад +2

      @@CursedWheelieBin you're spelling!

    • @thomask.8533
      @thomask.8533 3 года назад +1

      @@dunruden9720 In Dr. Evil's voice: "Rrriiight..."

    • @michaelikupa8331
      @michaelikupa8331 3 года назад +1

      @@dunruden9720 *your spelling.

  • @albaproductions9602
    @albaproductions9602 11 лет назад +228

    My granny laughs her tits off at Frankie and she is 89.

    • @TheDominantSloth
      @TheDominantSloth 8 лет назад +7

      She's probably dead now.

    • @albaproductions9602
      @albaproductions9602 8 лет назад +18

      Max Brockie nope 93 this year, still works part time, still manages to go for a Guinness and do all her own shopping.

    • @TheDominantSloth
      @TheDominantSloth 8 лет назад +8

      Alba Productions Haha good stuff! :)

    • @albaproductions9602
      @albaproductions9602 7 лет назад +47

      Well they keep her knees warm.

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 7 лет назад +2

      That's a good thing, cold knees have a tendency to lock up and make ya fall.

  • @RK-sv8op
    @RK-sv8op 4 года назад +23

    The way he is staring at Johnny..waiting for the laugh to die down, including Johnny's own.. cherishing the moment now when he KNOWS the next is going to get Johnny slaughtered.. relishing in Johnny's misery to be the next very second..

  • @mcdonaldthyrniang4300
    @mcdonaldthyrniang4300 6 лет назад +13

    I love the fact that the audience knew frankie has a punchline and that is not the end of the joke, they all went pindrop silence the moment he gave the punchline

  • @DavieCooper-zz4kh
    @DavieCooper-zz4kh 6 лет назад +31

    The funniest thing about his jokes are the fact that he says them with a straight face before and after 😂😂

    • @xe666
      @xe666 Год назад

      Kind of like how a comedian is meant to tell jokes.

    • @DavieCooper-zz4kh
      @DavieCooper-zz4kh Год назад

      @@xe666 But in terms of the severity of the jokes he tells, it’s hard not to laugh while telling them. Comedic genius if you ask me that a lot of comedians lack nowadays

  • @trancehi
    @trancehi 10 лет назад +104

    I wish he would get more airtime on general TV.
    Absolute star comedian!

    • @jackcadle2259
      @jackcadle2259 10 лет назад +1

      He had a deal with the BBC which have a lot of power where he lives. So when he was banned from the BBC for being Racist, a lot of his options closed down.

    • @trancehi
      @trancehi 10 лет назад

      Jack Cadle
      Fair point, however, I was unaware of him being banned by the BBC, just that they decided not to renew his contract, but I get what you're saying.

    • @casual9784
      @casual9784 10 лет назад +2

      From a technical perspective, he's one of the most brilliant comics of this generation. His delivery, subject matter and timing is next to perfect. In my opinion, he's the closest anyone's ever come to matching George Carlin's timing, which is saying something. Shame he's not on TV more, absolutely right mate.

    • @TheBlueShip100
      @TheBlueShip100 10 лет назад

      ***** yes, timing, technique, delivery, etc., ma ma ma ma comedy isn't an art its just mad wee nobs saying stupid shit

    • @TheBlueShip100
      @TheBlueShip100 10 лет назад

      ***** also, from a technical perspective your ma's a poorly functioning toaster

  • @pookitherat
    @pookitherat 10 лет назад +243

    I think a lot of us need to get over ourselves! The best jokes are always offensive to someone. But people who deal with death most days (army, police, nurses, etc) have the most wicked sense of humour and this is what gets them through the darkness. I like comedy in all forms, but Frankie is just maaaad! :-)

    • @goldsaint825
      @goldsaint825 9 лет назад +3

      +Andi Stephen I'll have to disagree with you on that one, If you have to rely on shock factor or offensive humor to get your laughs, then have'nt graduated from the Juvenile levels let alone be considered "one of the best"

    • @pookitherat
      @pookitherat 9 лет назад +16

      Gold Saint In your Saintly opinion.
      However, those of us with a sense of humour tend to see the lighter side of life, whereas you will die old, grumpy, miserable and very likely, alone.
      Carry on....Nothing to see here....

    • @goldsaint825
      @goldsaint825 9 лет назад +4

      Andi Stephen Ya know, when you pull out the dumb "you do'nt have a sense of humour" card whenever someone disagrees with you, I doubt you have much room to tell anyone to "get over themselves"

    • @pookitherat
      @pookitherat 9 лет назад +2

      Gold Saint I never actually stated "you" don't have a sense of humour.... I just pointed out those of us who "do" tend to be happier.
      I will leave you to save those who need saved and let me know which day of the year I need to remember you St Gold. Have a nice eternity.

    • @goldsaint825
      @goldsaint825 9 лет назад

      Andi Stephen Except in this context, you might as well have just said it.
      Also, do'nt worry.......I'll be sure to send you a Memo once I get my own Holiday

  • @JonnyContagious
    @JonnyContagious 3 года назад +22

    That audience sound at the punchline, that combination of revulsion, shock and hilarity... a Frankie Boyle gig is the only place in the world where you'll hear it. There are variations, of course - he's hardly the world's only dark comedian - but no other comedian can simultaneously reach into your soul and your childhood memories and paint them black in quite the same way.

    • @titteryenot4524
      @titteryenot4524 2 года назад +7

      Jerry Sadowitz can. Boyle is, essentially, a parody.

    • @slowery43
      @slowery43 Год назад

      Anthony Jeselnik does the same

    • @DannyMoreComedy
      @DannyMoreComedy Год назад

      ​@@titteryenot4524and stole sadowitz material

  • @ryanfindlay599
    @ryanfindlay599 8 лет назад +30

    Frankie's ,Michael Jackson's children's hospital is bye far his most offensive joke

    • @jaromor8808
      @jaromor8808 8 лет назад +2

      bye

    • @gerardmooney2227
      @gerardmooney2227 4 года назад +1

      Mosquito nets stop mosquitoes getting aids, I thought was the lowest of the low.

    • @MattyBarkerMusic
      @MattyBarkerMusic Год назад

      @@gerardmooney2227 I think that was one of Jimmy Carr's!

  • @cix8836
    @cix8836 4 года назад +10

    His pacing and drlivery is excellent

  • @MUsman-bb6yt
    @MUsman-bb6yt 8 лет назад +176

    that shit made me feel dirty

  • @Merlinthehappypig
    @Merlinthehappypig 9 лет назад +50

    should not have been eating while watching this

    • @metalmadsen
      @metalmadsen 9 лет назад

      Badger With A Troubled Past And Nothing To Lose I got hot coffie up my nose! - They should put warningsigns on clips like these . . .

  • @Knightwingofbludhaven
    @Knightwingofbludhaven 4 года назад +27

    I think “michael jackson’s children hospital” is better

  • @petershortland478
    @petershortland478 4 года назад +14

    To this day Katie Price is still expecting an apology. Good luck Frankie doesn't apologise for anything comedians should never apologise for the jokes they make

  • @11calman
    @11calman 4 года назад +2

    The Poor guy must have heckled Frankie Boyle, who doesn't hold back,,,, Nice one

  • @irishmusico
    @irishmusico 2 года назад +6

    Bill burr brought me here 🤣🤣🤣

  • @InSamniac777
    @InSamniac777 4 года назад +100

    How do you find out if a man is depressed?
    By his corpse.

  • @vilentman111
    @vilentman111 Год назад +4

    You know I was thinking of this joke; if it was written in the form of a short story by an author, it would probably be considered one of the most disturbing short stories of recent times.

  • @mys_ro0k345
    @mys_ro0k345 3 года назад +2

    Didn't search this up but you gotta love the plot twist at the end

  • @SMee67
    @SMee67 4 года назад +1

    I'm actually horrified at how hilarious that joke is!
    😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @anthonysutherland4108
      @anthonysutherland4108 4 года назад +1

      Another fellow sick fuck enjoying sick humour. All power to you sir!👍👍👍😆🇦🇺🍷

    • @SMee67
      @SMee67 4 года назад +1

      @@anthonysutherland4108
      Why thank you good squire! 🍻
      Right back at you, my man 🤘🏾
      🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

  • @davidreynolds4684
    @davidreynolds4684 4 года назад +5

    That was awesome! Its 637 am and i cant sleep due to pain. That laugh hurt like hell and im doubled over with pain. Tears rolling down my face cant tell which are from pain and which are from laughing. Think i might have shat myself. Thanks for the upload. It helped for a couple of seconds.

  • @elevencyan
    @elevencyan 9 лет назад +3

    that boy is so cute though. Such a lovely smile.

  • @casey6556
    @casey6556 Год назад +3

    “The most brutal joke ever told, by Frankie Boyle”
    Literally anyone familiar with Boyle’s work: “Which one?”

  • @bitsofoven
    @bitsofoven 7 лет назад +1

    I imagine Christmas is nice over Frankie's house as he clearly prepares a lovely roast.

  • @kshitijghormade584
    @kshitijghormade584 3 года назад +1

    He ain't going out in public again. You scarred him for life.

  • @tom-y9p
    @tom-y9p 9 лет назад +6

    Well that accident as a boy explains where he gets his mental sense of humour from

  • @Fixin-To
    @Fixin-To 3 года назад +3

    “Rebecca Addlington has an unfair advantage because she’s got a face like a Dolphin”

  • @WuhSuhDood
    @WuhSuhDood 2 года назад +6

    The fact that Bill Burr finds this joke hilarious is more funny than the joke itself

  • @malcolmabram2957
    @malcolmabram2957 3 года назад +1

    This is precisely why I enjoy the humour of the comedians of old.

  • @seamusblack5876
    @seamusblack5876 3 года назад +1

    I never really listened to him I thought he was crude and offensive etc (media) but heard an interview the other day and he's actually extremely intelligent well read and very cultured so I'll have to go back and listen to all his shows

  • @MissGigglesdotcom
    @MissGigglesdotcom 2 года назад +3

    Brought Bill me here Burr

  • @jackyjess7273
    @jackyjess7273 4 года назад +8

    After some research I found out about some fiji mermaid thing and that the guy was in a wheel chair. So many things to pick up on just understand a bad joke. I'm Aussie I thought this guy was saying 'male maid' the first couple times watching so that didn't help either lmao

    • @bentrrvck5802
      @bentrrvck5802 4 года назад +1

      I'm from and live in fiji. Haha what mermaid thing are you talking about?

    • @jackyjess7273
      @jackyjess7273 4 года назад +2

      @@bentrrvck5802 search up fiji mermaid

    • @bentrrvck5802
      @bentrrvck5802 4 года назад

      @@jackyjess7273 fake 😅

    • @jackyjess7273
      @jackyjess7273 4 года назад +1

      @@bentrrvck5802 ikr

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 2 года назад

      i mean, i used the captions because the accent was too thick for me to understand and that's what thesubtitles said lol
      i still don't know the actual joke, the joe to me was
      "i saw my uncle fuck a monke with legs stitched together and you(paralized kid) remind me of that monkey"
      so yeah
      uh
      not really getting to me unfortunately

  • @shawnlow573
    @shawnlow573 7 лет назад +3

    Certainly doesn't live up to its title, its a formulated joke that relies on it being ridiculous and can be used against anyone in the audience.

  • @gavmusic
    @gavmusic 9 лет назад +2

    Brilliant. Just when I think I've got Frankie Boyle's sick, fucked-up humour covered from every angle in my mind, he comes along with a completely different, even more messed-up angle & somehow makes it funny.

  • @unclebill1948
    @unclebill1948 9 лет назад +1

    That's one way of dealing with a heckler.

  • @ahmedrafiarefin1678
    @ahmedrafiarefin1678 8 лет назад +4

    That Johnny kid looked exactly like Leafy, don't you think?

  • @unrealeck
    @unrealeck 10 лет назад +15

    How imaginative.

  • @ivanpb1983
    @ivanpb1983 9 лет назад +8

    He's not a comedian -he's a force of nature.

  • @C4onthefloor
    @C4onthefloor Год назад +1

    Jeez , you have dark and you have funny, this is beyond both 😂

  • @korgbrager3340
    @korgbrager3340 3 года назад +1

    00:45 the bald guy sat directly behind the kid Frankie’s speaking to looks over at his wife after the punchline, to check if he’s allowed to laugh 😂

  • @Cruithneach
    @Cruithneach 7 лет назад +3

    Frankie being charming

  • @JoeySchmidt74
    @JoeySchmidt74 9 лет назад +6

    Came here for the hyperbolic clickbait and wasn't disappointed, that was messed up and hilarious!

  • @adarshadhar4595
    @adarshadhar4595 4 года назад +5

    This comment section is darker than my future.

  • @croweater75
    @croweater75 9 лет назад

    I only saw the first bit of the title, I knew it would be Frankie Boyle.......legend

  • @lukenukem2441
    @lukenukem2441 Год назад

    What kills me is taht if tahts pure improv, its the greatest ever 😂

  • @matfox6254
    @matfox6254 4 года назад +22

    I feel embarrassed to say I don't get it.

    • @richardcrawford1859
      @richardcrawford1859 4 года назад +7

      The kid was in a wheel chair

    • @matfox6254
      @matfox6254 4 года назад +1

      @@richardcrawford1859 Sad to say that doesn't make it better.

    • @matfox6254
      @matfox6254 4 года назад +8

      @Blake Ivanov I feel like thats too obscure of a comparison to be really funny. I mean I get it but I don't know it just doesn't work for me.

    • @richardcrawford1859
      @richardcrawford1859 4 года назад

      Mat Fox not better, but do you get the joke now?

    • @richardcrawford1859
      @richardcrawford1859 4 года назад

      Mat Fox perhaps frankie boyles not the man for you then... 🤷‍♂️ sorted

  • @Jammsbro1
    @Jammsbro1 8 лет назад +64

    To all the people saying it's not a joke, it's not funny, I didn't get it...
    ...it's not a joke, it's a grim look into the darkest parts of the human being. Frankie clearly understands what he is doing here and the reaction from the crowd shows that they do to.
    If you don't get this joke, time to look elsewhere for your humour, why not try some gentle comedy, probably more up your alley.

    • @cmoreno4660
      @cmoreno4660 8 лет назад +10

      this joke suck no effort no effort

    • @ReservoirPunk
      @ReservoirPunk 6 лет назад +4

      DrTheKay "Therefore we're thick cunts" you mean.

    • @tomtonka1915
      @tomtonka1915 6 лет назад +1

      I have no problem with vile humour, but this "joke" just wasn't funny. And it most certainly isn't the "most brutal joke ever told"

    • @buggo9357
      @buggo9357 6 лет назад

      I like Frankie Boyle, and I agree this joke was hilarious. But holy shit, man, your comment was just so pretentious and cringy. You're not better than anyone just because you "understand" his humor.

    • @johnnyrocketfromearth5324
      @johnnyrocketfromearth5324 6 лет назад +1

      Jammsbro I love dark jokes but this was just a stupid one

  • @BritishComedyUK69
    @BritishComedyUK69 6 лет назад +3

    The best jokes are always offensive to someone

    • @finnjones2028
      @finnjones2028 5 лет назад +1

      The best jokes aren't an excuse to insult somebody...

    • @arthurslimeman8366
      @arthurslimeman8366 5 лет назад

      Finn Jones oh lord, please, get a grip.

  • @raymondjones8
    @raymondjones8 6 лет назад +1

    He has to be the sickest fucker, ever to grace a stage: brilliant! 😂😂😂

  • @shoot_the_glass5654
    @shoot_the_glass5654 2 года назад +1

    I'm not laughing at the punchline of the joke but rather the audience reacting to that joke. 🤣

  • @deldia
    @deldia 8 лет назад +42

    I guess it's making fun out of how manipulative some paedophiles probably are.

    • @lepe
      @lepe 8 лет назад

      what the fuck

    • @deldia
      @deldia 8 лет назад +2

      ?

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 8 лет назад +17

      showaddywaddy

    • @headbobgunpants4858
      @headbobgunpants4858 4 года назад +1

      Manipulative, yes. His grandfather told him it was a mermaid, so, as any child would, he fucked it enthusiastically, perhaps even fell in love. Then to return all those years later to find his once true love was a dead monkey...

    • @PHILDEBEAST
      @PHILDEBEAST 4 года назад +1

      @@headbobgunpants4858 so that's paedophilia, necrophilia and bestiality all in one joke

  • @kennethmcgregor5953
    @kennethmcgregor5953 4 года назад +3

    The other funny part of this is the amount of people in the comments who didn't get the joke

    • @adhemkouta1300
      @adhemkouta1300 4 года назад

      Please explain

    • @kennethmcgregor5953
      @kennethmcgregor5953 4 года назад

      @@adhemkouta1300 The joke? It's really just a funny insult. There's not much to get but I keep finding comments with people saying they don't understand.

    • @kennethmcgregor5953
      @kennethmcgregor5953 4 года назад

      I think the people who didn't get it weren't expecting this to be the buildup to an insult, and when he finished with, "you remind me of that monkey" they didn't get it because they were expecting a more typical joke

    • @WildNomadicFilms
      @WildNomadicFilms 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@kennethmcgregor5953if you get it, explain the joke

  • @TachyBunker
    @TachyBunker 3 года назад +4

    I thought I was good at english but apparently I didn't catch half the words there 😑

  • @Boggart202
    @Boggart202 8 лет назад +2

    Single greatest roast ever

  • @friedteabags6570
    @friedteabags6570 4 года назад +1

    Johnny's fake awkward laugh turned into a real one.

  • @petesperandio
    @petesperandio 7 лет назад +26

    What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common?
    Their greatest hit was the Wall.

    • @swhite1702
      @swhite1702 4 года назад

      Who's Paul walker?

    • @isitreal2742
      @isitreal2742 4 года назад

      it was actually a tree but i’ll let it pass😂

    • @cry2love
      @cry2love 4 года назад

      Who's pink floyd?

    • @cry2love
      @cry2love 4 года назад

      Paul Walker's greatest hit was a "Light pole dance with Carrera"

  • @thebluethunderbunny2324
    @thebluethunderbunny2324 3 года назад +8

    Guys, I need the joke explained to me. I really don’t get it.

    • @ImLeeAT
      @ImLeeAT 3 года назад +1

      The Boy in the wheelchair? The Dead Monkey with its feet bound together? Got it?

    • @All_SportGG
      @All_SportGG 3 года назад +3

      @GianniRossa poorly delivered cause you understood it from the comment which kinda killed the punchline

    • @TheUniquename002
      @TheUniquename002 3 года назад

      @GianniRossa So you think because you didn't find it funny that it was his fault? This guy is famous for being gifted at telling these kind of jokes and this is a good example of his material. You can see that loads of people found it hilarious including the audience but you don't think the problem could be with you? I don't think anyone could claim to tell this joke better than Frankie and be taken seriously. If you are indeed a better comedien than Frankie Boyle then I would love to see your material.

  • @spencerhardy8667
    @spencerhardy8667 9 лет назад +61

    Absolutely no one in 500 comments has spotted the PT Barnum "mermaid" reference.. Mermaid and monkey...Coney Island...get it..freak show...get it...oh I give up....

    • @perfectloser55
      @perfectloser55 9 лет назад +15

      +spencer hardy
      Wait, a RUclips comment that boosted my knowledge!? Wow!
      (Seriously, after your comment, the joke has gone from silly to brilliant IMHO.)

    • @newperve
      @newperve 9 лет назад

      +Perfect Loser Let me just check if we're in a parelle universe.

    • @johndoe6668
      @johndoe6668 7 лет назад +2

      nice spot! Gives the joke a whole new perspective.

    • @Fernandez218
      @Fernandez218 6 лет назад +2

      spencer hardy it's a lot funnier now, 3 years ago, that you mentioned that but i think youschutube's right that you're projecting.

    • @TheMohan1986
      @TheMohan1986 5 лет назад +3

      Oh wow... the Fiji Mermaid. Frankie's story just got alot better. Nice catch there

  • @Name-ps9fx
    @Name-ps9fx 4 года назад +1

    Well that was one heck of a plot twist.

  • @cameronreaves2751
    @cameronreaves2751 3 года назад

    Thank you youtube!! My first time seeing this guy

  • @kpando4952
    @kpando4952 4 года назад +35

    The only offense I got from that is from whatever Mexican language he was telling the joke in.

    • @Miami799
      @Miami799 4 года назад +4

      The only offenses that I got from this is that you can't tell Scottish English from "Spanish " and that you think Mexican is a language.

    • @braninacore
      @braninacore 4 года назад +4

      @@Miami799 he... was... kidding

    • @Miami799
      @Miami799 4 года назад

      @@braninacore I hope so.

  • @NallDave
    @NallDave 8 лет назад +7

    I must have missed something, I thought there was a joke.

  • @Automaticdeer
    @Automaticdeer 10 лет назад +8

    I have to disagree about this, search for Frankie Boyle Michael Jacksons Children's Hospital

    • @KategariYami
      @KategariYami 10 лет назад

      That was a pretty brutal joke too.

  • @cry2love
    @cry2love 4 года назад +1

    He giving me a flashbacks of a times when my dad used to tell funny jokes to his friends but I was too young to get it & he was to drunk to blather it out in human language

  • @stevouk
    @stevouk 4 года назад

    Alas the true unspeakable comeback can only be, "... and you remind me of your grandad Frankie."

  • @aa-vr8li
    @aa-vr8li Год назад +4

    Can someone please explain the joke in a more understandable English?

  • @vaniaramsawack-wu9333
    @vaniaramsawack-wu9333 3 года назад +8

    I’m sure this joke would have been great....
    If I could only understand what he was saying.

  • @benr2315
    @benr2315 7 лет назад +4

    Someone explain it to me I don't get it😭😅

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket Год назад

    That is MILES from 'the most brutal joke ever told'.

  • @bigbanana94
    @bigbanana94 4 года назад +1

    There's dark humour and then there's Frankie Boyle humour

  • @oliverbomann2451
    @oliverbomann2451 4 года назад +39

    Im english, can someone translate what he is saying?

  • @MAGNETO-i1i
    @MAGNETO-i1i 8 лет назад +18

    subtitles in english please

    • @pacitticlubjohnny2238
      @pacitticlubjohnny2238 8 лет назад +2

      +Shruk this is english. you probably speak yankee.

    • @MAGNETO-i1i
      @MAGNETO-i1i 8 лет назад +1

      Pacitti Club Johnny thought it was germanish

    • @Ezox2408
      @Ezox2408 8 лет назад +1

      +Shruk wtf is germanish.

    • @MAGNETO-i1i
      @MAGNETO-i1i 8 лет назад

      StudioStuff hitler language?

    • @Ezox2408
      @Ezox2408 8 лет назад +1

      Shruk hhmmmmm i detect shroll.....a shrek-troll........
      you disgust me.
      go on...i like you ....

  • @JidoKashi
    @JidoKashi 8 лет назад +56

    .........was that it?

    • @GT-fl9gf
      @GT-fl9gf 4 года назад

      The kid was in a wheelchair

  • @robbrowne25
    @robbrowne25 Год назад

    9 years later the algorithm brings us back

  • @JMcKaySV
    @JMcKaySV 6 лет назад +1

    His Richard Hammond joke was by far my favourite

    • @buuzzsawtouchedme194
      @buuzzsawtouchedme194 6 лет назад

      +James McKay,
      That was back in Frankie's Right-Wing days.
      Now he's a Communist/Labour supporter.
      P.S. Vote for Corbyn in the next election, if you don't it's because your a racist.

    • @JMcKaySV
      @JMcKaySV 6 лет назад

      What the actual fuck are you on about