Me: gets up to go to the bathroom AYE! SIT THA FOOK DOUN! CAN'T CHA SEE THA FASTEN SEATBELT SIGN IS ON!? WHAT ARE YA, DAFT!?!? I would gladly pay for a flight on Scottish airways where the seats are plaid, the whiskey never stops, and every seat feels like 1st class 😉
"No, we don't do Prosecco or champagne; you need to go to British Airways for that." I'm seriously worried about the oxygen in the cabin after a burn like that. And as you were gazing at the floor, I said to myself, "She's definitely deciding whether slapping or strangling the passenger is the best play." Glenfiddich neat, if you please.
12:44 and 15:53What the hell happened on the flight in the background hahahaha im surpised Lauren wasn't on the ground from that Pilot just kicked in the nitrous on the flight
When I worked at Glasgow Airport a couple years ago, in the space of the 6 months I was there 2 pilots were pulled off flights for being pished - not that it makes any difference but they were both long-haul flights too!
As a corporate manager in the airline industry and a lover of all things beautiful and Scottish, thank you for yet another job well done Lauren. Phenomenal lip color and your manner takes your beauty to the highest heights. Pun intended.
Wow, did you outdo yourself on the technical specifications of this one or what! Super nice simulation! Have been on many flights domestic and international, and this one is the best! My next flight to India, I want this airlines!!!!😀 YES, Love the tapping sounds on the bowl as always!! Always keep doing those please! Love your use of color in this again your very red lipstick and your beautiful red scarf with traditional Scottish colors of course! McIntosh on my mother's side she had those colors in scarves and blankets. I am from the South of America, I have had deep-fried Mars bar! :-)lol Always a big LIKE!!!
Damn I can't get over it how beautiful Scottish sounds. It's really relaxing since it is kinda more gentle and softer than actual English. I love these videos!
Now, I have no problems with flying, but I happened to glance up from the comments to the ground moving along outside the window and I got the same feeling of butterflies in my stomach as I always do when I take off! It made it so real! You’re so talented! I love the accent and your videos! ❤️
T H A N K Y O U for making us wait IN REAL-TIME!!!! That takeoff and the the silence and calm, ufff I could hear a whole video of that!! Thank you SO much for the waiting time! (Now that I know it last a while, I can actually rewind it back and enjoy it-too anxious to relax! Wanted it to last)
I love and adore how you are keen to highlight your country’s norms, values, and traditions in your videos. Much love to you and the people of Scotland 🏴 ❤️
One of my very favourite videos. The gentle hum of what I think is the engines in the background is super relaxing. Also Lauren is on top form as usual. Just great ASMR 👍
You do put a great deal of thought into your videos.....great sense of humour.......I’m sure you must do several takes as the giggles must set in.....lots of fun..... You would be good at doing skits on a comedy show. Cheers!!
Love the creativity of this video. Your voice is so calming and your accent is awesome. I usually get tingles when I fly, but they aren't always good ones.
Such a wonderful video Lauren, I fell asleep as we reached cruising Altitude 😴 Rewatching it again & loving the accent and funny passing comments 😂 May I say you also look the part 😉 x
Hi!!! You’re probably never going to see this but I had to study a scottish accent for a play and I tried to sound like you... except I kept falling asleep at rehearsal when I was “studying” for the role. Your ASMR videos are amazing!!!
I've never been on a proper flight (abroad), but I think this counts. 😁❤️ Absolutely loved it, Lauren! 😌💕 The realistic take-off simulation was amazing! 👌
Great video absolutely loved the captains name made me giggle. Also I have a request I really enjoyed your accident and emergency roleplay from a few years ago and would love a remake x
You are so awesome, I love the outfit, the hair, make-up, the scarf. You made it so realistic, you are so pretty and cheery, I wish all flight attendants were more like you. Great job, I really need to take a trip to Scotland!
Lauren my dear, you outdid yourself with this hilarious, yet relaxing ASMR RP! Your sense of humor & originality with this script was phenomenal! I'd fly Scottish Airlines with you anytime! Love your voice, sexy uniform & I'm still smiling from this video. Can't wait to watch it again. Glad you can fly the plane! TY sweetie! Mick 🥰💤
Not going to lie, this flight seems way more interesting and personal than 99% of commercial flights. I love how cheeky you keep it, Lauren. I gotta wonder, why is there no Irn Bru offered on this flight? Although if Buck's Fizz is sparkling wine and orange juice, then it's essentially the alcoholic version of Irn Bru, right?
Love that Scottish accent. There's a Scottish girl working at my local hardware store and I go talk to her just to hear her Lol. She's super cool. Scottish people are awesome! 😁
Parents name their child Capty Mccaptyface,
no pressure.
lol
It's what happens when you name your child by referendum.
Low budget.... drunk pilot... only ticket sold.... still better than spirit airlines.
I kn8i wasn't the only one
I mean... at least the interior is nice, according to the background
Or Ryanair
You are so right. And better customer service than Air Canada.
It is still so much better than some of the budget airlines (Westjet and Easyjet excluded)
Me: gets up to go to the bathroom
AYE! SIT THA FOOK DOUN! CAN'T CHA SEE THA FASTEN SEATBELT SIGN IS ON!? WHAT ARE YA, DAFT!?!?
I would gladly pay for a flight on Scottish airways where the seats are plaid, the whiskey never stops, and every seat feels like 1st class 😉
love the accent thing
I think the captain had too much whiskey, I'm seeing the plane go backwards, side to side, and up and down.... XD
"Or soft drinks. We don't have many of them because, y'know, we like to stock with alcohol..."
Never have truer words been spoken.
"I've no idea what those fuckin' things are." I died!! 😂😂😂 This was so brilliant, Lauren, great job!
Time stamp?
@@thanos_8531 29:59 - 30:10
Ashley Pendorf WHEN WAS THAT?!!😂
"No, we don't do Prosecco or champagne; you need to go to British Airways for that." I'm seriously worried about the oxygen in the cabin after a burn like that. And as you were gazing at the floor, I said to myself, "She's definitely deciding whether slapping or strangling the passenger is the best play." Glenfiddich neat, if you please.
I love the fact that I'm the *ONLY ONE ON THIS PLANE AND NOBODY ELSE CAME WITH ME*
Dont you see me ? Im in the back
I’m next to u lol
Lassy, am delighted o' yer help n' hospitality. But a' think yer' supposed te' have the plane flyin' forwards no' sideways.
Well, you have to take Captain McCaptianface's delicate condition into account...
I lost it at “Would you like a cold wipe?”
Me: Whacks yo headphone volume to full ready for great vid
RUclips: Hi, WeLcOmE tO hEaDsPaCe.
Matthew Hawkins HAHAHA that always happens to me
Omg i also got that ad.
Rebecca Kronberg At this point, who DOESN’T get that ad?
Ayyyyyy
Matthew Hawkins I got two bloody ads lol because of the two ads thing
OMG, I lost it at the parachutes explanation. VERY good! VERY well done!! Where's the LOVE button on RUclips??
12:44 and 15:53What the hell happened on the flight in the background hahahaha im surpised Lauren wasn't on the ground from that
Pilot just kicked in the nitrous on the flight
It’s a good thing she didn’t realise I’m English, wouldn’t have made it out alive! Nice work, you’ve earned a subscriber.
When I worked at Glasgow Airport a couple years ago, in the space of the 6 months I was there 2 pilots were pulled off flights for being pished - not that it makes any difference but they were both long-haul flights too!
Tilly mint I remember that. I think it was Air Transat (or as described by a Canadian friend. “Air Trashcan”).
Call me Passenger McWipeyface. Captain McCaptainface was a wonderful pilot and you were a fantastic dual hostess and first officer 😉
As a corporate manager in the airline industry and a lover of all things beautiful and Scottish, thank you for yet another job well done Lauren. Phenomenal lip color and your manner takes your beauty to the highest heights. Pun intended.
Laurens "very scottish" videos are the best.
Wow, did you outdo yourself on the technical specifications of this one or what! Super nice simulation! Have been on many flights domestic and international, and this one is the best! My next flight to India, I want this airlines!!!!😀 YES, Love the tapping sounds on the bowl as always!! Always keep doing those please! Love your use of color in this again your very red lipstick and your beautiful red scarf with traditional Scottish colors of course! McIntosh on my mother's side she had those colors in scarves and blankets. I am from the South of America, I have had deep-fried Mars bar! :-)lol
Always a big LIKE!!!
Why better than any plane I have been on.
of course, no screaming children!!
We’re only alone on the flight because it’s a boeing 737 max 8 lmao
Terrorshark I wouldn’t pin this comment
Big oof
Elliot Brutus I would
Terrorshark hay, I still feel special,
I’m so confused lol
"I'm jus tappin! Dinnae ye like the tappin?" Hahaha this entire video is solid gold!!!
Damn I can't get over it how beautiful Scottish sounds.
It's really relaxing since it is kinda more gentle and softer than actual English.
I love these videos!
These are absolutely the funniest videos. Your sense of humor is great and your delivery is perfect.
Now, I have no problems with flying, but I happened to glance up from the comments to the ground moving along outside the window and I got the same feeling of butterflies in my stomach as I always do when I take off! It made it so real! You’re so talented! I love the accent and your videos! ❤️
T H A N K Y O U for making us wait IN REAL-TIME!!!! That takeoff and the the silence and calm, ufff I could hear a whole video of that!! Thank you SO much for the waiting time! (Now that I know it last a while, I can actually rewind it back and enjoy it-too anxious to relax! Wanted it to last)
It’s rare that an asmr video can relax you and make you laugh but this one did both in spades. Awesome job!
How to solve a hangover the Scottish way ...with whisky
Well, logically, you can't get hungover if you don't stop drinking.
But don’t worry. I’ve given him some Whiskey. 😂
I love and adore how you are keen to highlight your country’s norms, values, and traditions in your videos. Much love to you and the people of Scotland 🏴 ❤️
Wow, background animation and everything. You're becoming really adept at making these more and more detailed. Great job, Lauren!
One of my very favourite videos. The gentle hum of what I think is the engines in the background is super relaxing. Also Lauren is on top form as usual. Just great ASMR 👍
You do put a great deal of thought into your videos.....great sense of humour.......I’m sure you must do several takes as the giggles must set in.....lots of fun.....
You would be good at doing skits on a comedy show. Cheers!!
Loving the thick accent in this one 😉 Also, the background is amazing! It made me sleepy so fast 😴
Oh the autopilot at 7:50 definitely isn’t worrying..
I am so happy right now airplane roleplays that serve drinks and food are my favorite!!
got a hangover but still able to fly a plane.
you're hungover, not partly disabled
Anybody that has to watch how much they drink can't be trusted when they do
wow such a realictic asmr flight video. very calming and so fancy!
This is both hilarious and relaxing in equal measure, an excellent video Lauren! 😄 the take off was brilliant
Love the creativity of this video. Your voice is so calming and your accent is awesome. I usually get tingles when I fly, but they aren't always good ones.
Ok that brush sound though! Amazing video, thanks so much Lauren 😃😃
I wish flying were this relaxing for me in real life haha. Very well done Lauren!😊💖
Loved all the effort you put into this one.
Your videos are so entertaining haha, great job again on this one.
I'ma let y'all finish, but this is the most realistic air travel simulation OF ALL TIME! 💖
What
@@elliotbrutus5863 OF ALL TIME!
Philistine47 qua?
The sub titles are the best i've seen in a while.
2:58 "landing on the water you will faint"
Also great video :)
Such a wonderful video Lauren, I fell asleep as we reached cruising Altitude 😴 Rewatching it again & loving the accent and funny passing comments 😂 May I say you also look the part 😉 x
Lauren, this was hilariously tingly. Your accent is pearfect - I love it! Great SFX too.
This is one of the best! Funny, cute and charming. It's like you are singing!
Hi!!! You’re probably never going to see this but I had to study a scottish accent for a play and I tried to sound like you... except I kept falling asleep at rehearsal when I was “studying” for the role. Your ASMR videos are amazing!!!
Makes me miss my favourite Edinburgh chippie 😔... Haggis for me, please - with neeps and fatties, of course 😋
love your accent lauren so soothing and hypnotic
thanks lauren your a legend your one of my favourite asmr artists thanks for all your hard work
I've never been on a proper flight (abroad), but I think this counts. 😁❤️ Absolutely loved it, Lauren! 😌💕 The realistic take-off simulation was amazing! 👌
Fine, if I do have to die on board a plane, at least it's with a gorgeous Scottish lass..
I love this video so much. I practically know it by heart.
Theory: This is a subtle alien abduction. That's why you take off with a window looking backwards, and the interactions are quirky.
I love the background and that lullaby at the end
The green screen work is amazing!
Really love this "Very Scottish" series! 😍
Lauren, you're reinventing the wheel! It's amazing what you're giving nearly daily!
When you click so fast but you are not first 🙁
Capty McCaptain face 😂
Love the background fancy chairs and obviously miss Lauren being amazing as always makes the video in more awesome
absolutely brilliantly well done and very soothing.
I’m incredibly lucky to discover you as an asmr artist! 💚💙
Funniest ASMR I've seen in a minute--pretty genius. Great video :D
This is wonderful, Lauren! Thank you for the regular uploads. Though Captain McCaptainy Face may not a glass door on an airplane.
Dyyyyyying over the lullaby at the end!!!
Omg I’m fae Glasgow and 😍😍 yea man I love this thanks fir Completing ma life
Capty Mccaptyface: "I've been sittin' here for days! Prepare for damn takeoff before I piss meself!!"
Great video absolutely loved the captains name made me giggle. Also I have a request I really enjoyed your accident and emergency roleplay from a few years ago and would love a remake x
U never disappoint Lauren keep going fam
Wow you are really talented with a green screen! This was awesome!!
Creative calm ASMR all the way 🤗
great roleplay lauren could listen to that smooth scots accent all day its so cool
thanks lauren love your asmr videos been watching cosy cottage again that was great and sleep clinic is helping my ptsd thanks for all your hard work
You are so awesome, I love the outfit, the hair, make-up, the scarf. You made it so realistic, you are so pretty and cheery, I wish all flight attendants were more like you. Great job, I really need to take a trip to Scotland!
💗 such a lovely roleplay
Absolutely amazing video love every single bit of it.
Less than 30 seconds in and I've already had to pause due to laughter haha! Captain MacCaptainface.... brilliant!
I love the take of part it was soo cool
This is the most hilarious pre-flight check in. I love it. 🤣
Charming fairy. Thank you for finally getting a good night's sleep!
😘
Lauren my dear, you outdid yourself with this hilarious, yet relaxing ASMR RP! Your sense of humor & originality with this script was phenomenal! I'd fly Scottish Airlines with you anytime! Love your voice, sexy uniform & I'm still smiling from this video. Can't wait to watch it again. Glad you can fly the plane! TY sweetie! Mick 🥰💤
Hi Scottish Murmurs love your videos your such a lovely and creative person. Can't wait to see more from you
Praise the Scottish Goddess.
You did this on my birthday😁
Brilliant the way you have the movement outside. I’ll have a whisky and Irn Bru please.
Me opening the video: What the hell is very scottish?
Me 5 seconds into the video: Ah reet, now ah get it
You are hilarious! This was wildly entertaining
Such an innovative ASMR video😍
The handkerchief is indeed loveley.
It is stylisch and matches your outfit. 😊
Great video today!
And the very scottish is your speciality of course.
Capty McCaptain Face 😂
Well that's a smooth start. Not even the wine in the glass is moving :D Maybe it was stunned by the charming air hostess, I certainly would be ;)
OMG!! GIRL!! I LOVE YOUR ACCENT!!❤❤💕💞
This one kept me chuckling! All things considered, I'd have opted for the Glenfiddich, and keep it coming! LOL!
Best Scottish accent I've ever heard );
ASMR tingle flight.😊
Where are flight attendants such as yourself Lauren.🤷🏻♂️😁✈️
Not going to lie, this flight seems way more interesting and personal than 99% of commercial flights. I love how cheeky you keep it, Lauren. I gotta wonder, why is there no Irn Bru offered on this flight? Although if Buck's Fizz is sparkling wine and orange juice, then it's essentially the alcoholic version of Irn Bru, right?
Love that Scottish accent. There's a Scottish girl working at my local hardware store and I go talk to her just to hear her Lol. She's super cool. Scottish people are awesome! 😁
Great video very relaxing and funny thank you.
Captain McCaptainface is drunk as a Lord, marvelous! Can't wait for wheels up.