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The zip tie bracelet is even worse since you can over tighten it super easily and not be able to undo it
$900 wasted on a broken zip tie and $90K on getting it removed in a hospital sounds like payment for being stupid
And best/worst of all, it's probably some overpaid CEO's kid
if you use an actual ziptie yes, thats dangerous. but those 900$ ziptie bracelets have a different opening and closing mechanism most likely. they could also be made out of metal but who knows. I dont think theres any danger except for your wallet in the 900$ bracelet
@@basilunderworld
Then it is a zip-tie that isn't even working. I can buy a pack of thousands of these for ~$10 and just snap them with scissors if I tighten it so much that I can't remove a zip-tie without breaking it.
@@MrHack4never Does America not have small enough scissors to just cut through a f***ing Zip tie xD
@@MikayaAkyoor, are they oblivious to the existence of Swiss Army Knife's scissors?
I was on debate team in high school. My mom was really poor, so I didn't have a suit, but I did have a nice, comfortable pair of shoes, grey corduroy slacks, a grey blazer, and a simple, purple blouse. I was very careful to ensure that everything fit the dress code and had no issues until, at one of the debates, I didn't win a single one of my arguments. That was REALLY unusual, because I was usually well-prepared and pretty quick-witted. Sure, I didn't win every debate, but I usually came out about 50/50. So, afterward, I walked up to one of the judges and asked her what I was doing wrong and if she had any advice. This absolute see-you-next-tuesday looks me up and down like she's disgusted by even being within 10 feet of me and says "Your arguments were fine, but you need to work on looking more..professional." "What do you mean? I fit the dress code, don't I?" "Well, yes, but you don't LOOK professional." "Ma'am, this is what I can afford." "Well, then maybe think about trying a different extracurricular." Y'all I walked out of that room FUMING. I had never wanted to deck a full-grown lady more in my whole life. After that meet, I stopped trying. I stayed on the team, because they needed me for diversity requirements and there were only a few competitions left. But, I dropped out of all but the Congressional Debate and pretty much only spoke when I had to.
that's trashy as hell, why would you not win a debate because of what you wore?
that sounds awful, I am sorry that happens to you 😊
Was she the only judge? Was there not someone above her you could take her bs to? Because gd I'd lose my shit
@@Tzelofachad Whyyyyyy are you smiling?
There is no way that actually could have been allowed. Did you not try to bring it up with the school administration?
FYI Robin: type II diabetes isn’t always about weight either. My friend who was just diagnosed literally runs marathons every month. I was a teenager when I was diagnosed. I’m the smallest person and until a couple years ago the only diabetic in my immediate family. Besides, even for people whose weight is part of their contributing factors, just losing weight doesn’t usually reverse the issue. It’s kind of a problem how much people are willing to dismiss the needs of Type IIs on the idea that they just “did it to themselves” or could just “lose weight.” That attitude prevents a lot of diabetics of all sizes and types (incl gestational) from getting the care they need.
Just a friendly reminder! Love your videos!
Also contrary to the very popular belief, is that starvation can cause it! Famines and EDs are big risk factors, which is probably the reason my ana-prone family is full of prediabetics.
My mother got it from gestational diabetes. I'm the child who gave it to her.
I have a relative, skinny as a stick and has type 2 so yeah just adding more evidence that diabetes doesn't equate to fat which a lot of people mistakenly think.
Also, pretty sure genetics, although not a 100% chance, make you pretty darn likely to get diabetes.
We don't know exactly what causes it. Weight and inactivity are risk factors but that just means they increase your risk for it not that they directly cause it. All we know for certain from what i can find is that something causes the pancreas to produce less insulin than is required so sugar builds up in the blood.
How to counter "Did I ask" or "Didn't ask":
1. Respond with "Wasn't an answer"
Thank you
I love the "I didn't ask for your opinion" line so much because, if you're putting out your thoughts on a public forum, you clearly DID ask for someone's opinion, just not explicitly. XD
No one asked for them to spout bullshit either, but it didn't stop them.
Other people who want to help you: "I'm the one who asked" 😎
Or just summon me.
00:45
Ulysses S. Grant insisted a reluctant police officer write him a speeding ticket when said officer caught him speeding on his horse. Be like Grant. Reject the concept of Presidential Immunity.
I’d not be surprised if President Grant’s speeding ticket is brought up before the Supreme Court in this case.
lol speeding on his horse
wonder if the cop wrote a ticket for the horse, too
I just love that a lot of the stuff we expect Presidents to do/not do stems from years of just people like Washington and Grant being extremely humble. Every president sets a precedence for future candidates.
Til people back in the day could get speeding tickets for having their horse go too fast
Speeding on his horse 😭
A lot of employers are clueless about how their employees live. I worked in an office where I was the lowest paid employee because I didn't have a family, so the logic was I didn't need the money. Then, at Christmas, money was taken out of everyone's check, not asked if they could, to buy the boss Christmas gifts. Meantime we were told there was no bonus, and our holiday party was in the machine shop, and were Subway sandwiches. Then we were forced to stand there and watch the boss open his gifts. One of the many reasons I finally quit.
Pretty sure that taking money from people's paychecks is just straight up illegal, if it isn't agreed upon contractually.
I’m sorry that happened to you, omg that’s a cartoonish level of dystopia! I hope things are going better for you
Where do you live? What country? And just so other people can avoid going for a job there, where did you work? I'm pretty sure in most countries it would be illegal to 1, pay you less than your coworkers for doing the same job, and 2, docking pay to buy the boss presents.
@@pacicidalUh..yes…this. My very first thought was “Well, that’s called theft.”
also depending on where you live they could get in trouble for discriminating based on marital status
for the "sun being 10 ft away" one, i love how he just randomly changes from the metric to the imperial system
I like it when somebody tells those people to climb a 10 ft ladder.
On the burger thing: that's called food tampering and is ILLEGAL. If/When that person finds out her food had been tampered with, she has every right to sue.
I remember seeing this specific post a couple of years ago, and there were people in the comments claiming that vegans who've been vegans for a long time could also end up getting quite sick from eating meat again(don't know how true it is, but I wouldn't be surprised if it is)
Edit: It was something about their digestion not being used to meat, and that apparently could end up making them sick
@nordichope7301 Yes, over time, your stomach gets use to the things you eat, that's how someone could be sensitive to hot stuff but slowly start to like it (that's how I was) and over time, as your stomach gets use to one thing, it will adjust to that type of food, and if you drastically change back, it can cause problems
Lyme disease spread by dear ticks can make you deadly allergic to meat@@nordichope7301
@@nordichope7301this is actually 100% true, the longer you go without eating something the more likely your body is to reject it when you eat it again. So if you don’t eat meat for a few years than you’re probably gonna have a really bad time if you try eating it again.
@@BeetleDragon yeah I read a few years ago of someone who stopped eating hamburgers years before veganism was a big thing, think they went 10-12 years without McDonald's, and went to have some as it was the only place available at the time, and they couldn't stomach it at all
“Not someone you would want to spend your life with” the one of the harshest burns I have heard in my life. Completely accurate, but ouch.
Sort of like "Someday I hope to marry someone exactly like you!" Wait..... *_WHAT?_*
Not a single person likes having third/fourth wheels showing up unannounced on a date unless agreed upon beforehand.
"But I wanted to feel safer, tee-hee!" Naw you just wanted free all you can eat and you invited a stray to eat as much steak and seafood as they can.
@@Puddingskin01 also, whenever I've done the "safety double", I've anyways sat a few tables away so that I don't ruin the date if it's going well. I've only ever approached the table once, and that was after my sis did the "we gotta gtfo" signal because he was getting handsy. I would never agree to sit at the table with them, that just sounds unbearably awkward.
@@transsnack As you should, but the trendy kids want to have their chat buddy right next to them as they take pictures of the expensive food with an increasingly uncomfortable guy in the background.
Oh, and they might be blogging the entire thing, loudly.
@@Puddingskin01sounds like people no one likes anyway 🤷🏼♀️ why even hang out with someone like that, nevermind dating them
@@Puddingskin01 i kinda want to do the same to the other person if that ever happens to me.
Going on a 2nd date, but bring my own friends as well this time, spending more time talking to them than her, and see how she likes that.
But mainly for shits and giggles as there's not much to lose at that point anway.
Kinda of a (you get what you give) sort of deal.
5:30 My husband has a similar story. He was in so much pain he was literally begging God for mercy and vomiting. Went to one emergency room, they saw him for five minutes, berated him for waiting so long(the pain kept going away, so he thought he was fine for a bit), and told him go home and drink water. $800 bill. They didn't even give him ibuprophen. So we went to the hospital across the street. They made him pee in a cup, said yup, that's a kidney stone, and immediately gave him morphine. His stone was just under what they consider too big to pass without intervention. We were sent home with three scripts for pain and to dilate the ureter. I'm never going to that first hospital again.
Was there a bill for the second hospital?
@RatShowground Of course there was. I live in America. Why wouldn't there be?
@@g5rearea because i dont live in america and i know nothing about it
The actual biphobia from INSIDE the community is insane
It's also self-inflicted queer erasure. Sexual orientation not being a choice is a pillar of the LGBT+ community's defense against bigotry and discrimination; to say that bisexuals are straight people making the choice to be gay is seriously harmful rhetoric.
Fr as a bisexual that shit is so disheartening
As a white bi guy, i left the community because of how badly i was treated for being white and bi, it was really painful you know? Going through rough family problems and i turn to the community because i wanted friends who'd like me for me, because "we're friendly and accepting of everyone!"
It's not biphobia. It is all about normal human interaction. People want to gain control of any system to use it control and abuse those they consider below themselves.
Don't you know a "a house divided -can not stand- is the most stable house imaginable". People are so self-defeating.
I looked up Marcel Lebrun, he didn't only make 99 houses for homelessness; He created an organization for building housing for homelessness.
He reminds me of that guy that helped the homeless build mobile houses. I can’t remember if he started a charity to provide the money for building costs, or if he just payed out of pocket. Either way, it was really nice seeing how excited and happy the people who received them got.
@@justalittleturtle5600 it's probably to avoid taxes and look good but it's still way better then whatever the government would do with it.
"yuck homeless guy please get a house.
but i don-
yeah stop lying its right behind you, here i will even drawn your name on the mailbox for you"
@@B.L.U.S Are you smelling toast?? I can barely understand what you said.
@@zephusdarkside3652 ? what do you mean? its perfectly undestandeable, if you din't get the joke then EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS
9:34 Reminds me of the article headline i read about women complaining about men no longer flirting with them at work.
I was like, "Really? You mean men stopped doing stuff that would get them fired after you complain about sexual harassment? How strange."
Fun Fact: Echo first appeared in her current state in Marvel comics way back in 1998! That's over 25 years ago! People who complain about "wokeness" in media are not complaining about it "being shoved in their face", they are complaining that things are being made for people who aren't exactly like them. As a male, I absolutely understand and appreciate the growth of female characters in comics. As a Hispanic, I appreciate the inclusion of Native American cultures into media. As a person who suffers from hearing loss, I appreciate the acknowledgement of deaf culture on hearing media. While there is not much scientific evidence that any of these cultures really make humans that different from one another besides socially, there is even less evidence for sticking our heads in the sand and pretending they don't exist.
Or the people who raged about X-Men 97 being woke (because Morph is non binary) like do you not realize that the ENTIRE POINT OF THE X-MEN is that they are an allegory for oppression, like its not woke its basic media literacy
"Humans don't typically kill animals with their teeth."
Not with that attitude.
Every water snake Bear Grylls ever found:
bugs
3:37 Dane here, just wanna say we had to boycott McDonalds when it first came to Denmark to raise the wage bc Denmark doesn’t have a minimum wage so McDonalds was free to do whatever, luckily the citizens (and companies that supply things for McDonalds) weren’t letting that happen so that’s why we get the big bucks
There is no way that colored zip ties can cost up to $900💀
with enough branding and stupid people , it can goes higher
@@zearcjustice7837kinda like the Gucci white tee lmao 💀
"Supreme"
it can also be used for tax evasion and bribery payments, i.e to pay for a bribe or to wash laundered money this can then be put through the books and tax man the money then looks "clean".
They're made of brass, it's real jewelry made to look like zip ties. Still dumb.
I love that you didn't get censored at 18:53. That entire small rant is something I really needed to hear today. Thank You!
Also, "Bisexual" is the "B" in LGBTQ+. As such I would just consider it to be the specific variant the individual is.
I wasn't ready for that roast bro
I told my mother once a long time ago: "I could easily make tons of money if I had no morals. There are idiots out there who will buy zip ties as braclets, I'm sure of it."
Guess I have a link to send mother.
No, it wasn't me. I swear.
I love how End Wokeness responds so negatively to Echo as if Maya hasn't been around in the comics for 25 years. She debuted in freaking 1999!
for some of these reviewers comic characters don't matter unless they are in movies, and also don't matter unless they are male for some reason.
W maya
Well, there is a difference between making a good character of any race, color, male, female, trans, whatever, to... I dunno, turning the Hulk gay. There is a fine line.
I want a character that FEELS real and relatable, not a character whose only trait is they're nonbinary. Ya feel me?
@@voltekthecyborg7898Any character can be anything. And any character can be good or bad depending on the writer(s).
@@Diinytro I, personally, want the writer's politics out of a story. And yes, I consider LGBTQ+ political, as that's what it devolved into
The ziptie bracelet is proof that people will buy anything if its at a ridiculously high price and has a brand name on it. this is what im gonna start calling a "Bragger's Trap"
thats a nice name for it
Fun fact: Walmart doesnt actually start at 17 dollars an hour. You actually start out at 14. They get to lie about it and screw people over who just accept it. I worked there. Hated every minute of it.
true, currently working at walmart, only applied because they said they paid $15 an hour
found out that I was actually being paid $14 an hour
what's worse is that I have heard some of my coworkers say that they have never been able to get a raise, these co workers have been working there longer than me and definitely deserve a raise.
@@dayzmei I would see if you can report them somewhere. It's not ok for them to be falsely advertising their wages
@@schrodingerscat3741 its the largest employer in the US. and a multi billion dollar corporation. If the government wanted to car about rhat sort of thing they would
@@alg003 you should not assume that just because something has not yet been done, that nothing will be done. The government is not all knowing, for one thing
@@schrodingerscat3741 more so making a big fuss may solve it as govenmental snakes love walmart and are detered by sound
People in the LGBTQ community dogging on bisexuals is so ironic I won’t explain further
Timestamp?
Unfortunately, that's nothing compared to what transgenders face within the group. We have the same goals here too.
Asexuals be like "first time?". In fact, in many local and state laws, we're _explicitly excluded by name_ from laws that are supposed to protect "all" sexual orientations, because we've been deemed "not an orientation worth protecting". Apparently, they don't care _who_ or _what_ you woohoo, but you better be woohooing _somebody..._
18:40 Bonus points for the even worse reply-er having a Palestinian flag in their profile whilst purity testing the "g@yness" of other people. Try and "come out" in Gaza, see how that would work out for you! @@Redd7206
The irony is there, yes.
I got accused of not actually being Bisexual because I refused to date a girl who backstabbed me in high school.
Stupid is everywhere. There’s no escaping it!!!
You’re attracted to both sexes, not traitors.
Ah yes, because I need to hoe myself out to prove my bisexuality
Girl what
@@mane53017 yeah, she stole someone's phone and tried blaming it on me. Had the principal come into my class and accuse me in front of everyone. They checked my stuff and my locker and found nothing but MY phone. then this girl 'found' the phone in the school gym. Never got an apology from her or the principal for how they treated me. A couple weeks later I got a text from her asking if I'd be her GF, I obviously said no, she made the accusation and I blocked her.
21:11 Also fun fact Horses will 100% eat baby birds off the ground if given the chance
Wow, that IS fun!
They like a lil chicken nugget from time to time, if it’s on offer.
Bruh
Sheep do too, and squirrels, and deer, and pandas. In fact we've actually only found about three or four species that are true _obligate_ herbivores, and surprise they're not doing so hot. Like the Sloth that gets so little energy from it's food, if it drops it's baby it can't afford the energy expenditure to climb down it's tree and go get it. And humans that go pure vegan constantly have to use supplements and protein shakes because they don't get enough from their diets to keep their bodies going and risk some pretty nasty medical conditions as a result. There are just as few obligate carnivores too. Turns out almost all life falls somewhere between those two extremes - very much like most things in life, actually.
I saw a video of that, the chicken screams at the horse and then immediately gets over it.
20:50 "You're not Soft and Nurturing"
Bro... Genuinely... you CANNOT waterboard that information out of me.
Seriously, outing yourself that your father figure isn't soft and nurturing is pretty friggin' wild ☠️☠️☠️
My children when were babies prefered my husband arms when not hungry. What is there not to like? A bigger and warmer embrace than mine. The only thing lacking is the smell of milk.
@@AnonimusQualquer sounds like you guys have a happy family, and I hope all is good and well 👍
On the topic of diabetes, it gets incredibly frustrating that some people always link it to being overweight. It’s hereditary, and majority of people in my family that have it are actually pretty skinny and otherwise kept a healthy diet beforehand.
Even if weight played a role in increasing the chances of developing diabetes, losing weight isn’t going to magically solve their problems. They need a consistent diet to maintain their BG (blood glucose) levels. Everyone on the planet does for that matter, regardless if they have it or not.
My dad had diabetes and he wasn’t overweight, he was pretty active
I'm living for all the narrator reaction pics. However, I need a video with all 4 narrators, face cams, and maybe, just maybe, an adult beverage of their choice
The ultimate EmKay session, and it needs to happen.
Im pretty sure that they all live in different timezones oe smth like that, but yes that sound great
May I interest you in the Well There's Your Problem Podcast? I comes with slides! Narrators occasional being drunk, engineering disasters and "Yay Liam!" (Sadly no cams but they do Live shows everynow and again)
6:00 I was once talking about how my parents hadn't given me birthday presents for a long time. The guy replied saying his didn't either but that it wasn't a big deal. But that's because he didn't need presents, he just got what he wanted when he needed growing up. I had to wait until gifts because usually my parents didn't have enough to give me things I needed when I asked, let alone wanted.
5:09 I think that's Lady Macbeth who wanted that ("unsex me here" Macbeth 1.5.41), unless I missed something. Still though, literally the third word of dialogue in Macbeth is a pronoun.
the gay bi bullying thing really makes me realize how nomatter what if there's enough of any one group a few of them are going to be assholes about it
Imagine climbing stairs and taking yourself out of the habitable zone
I hate it when that happens.
Im loving this new style of editing where we get to see more fun reaction images from the narrators. It makes it a lot more engaging and funny!
They need to share them.
Na if you wanna hear some shit about wages that'll blow your mind here: my wife, who is an RN with 6ish years experience (including working covid floor during the pandemic), she had an interview over at a pediatric clinic here in northern lower Michigan (autumn 2023). Nice little place but she was laughing when she got back to the car. They were hiring at $20/hr starting with $150 a month per child for health insurance ($450 monthly). As we headed home, we passed a McDonald's that was hiring. Not even a mile down the road right? Up on their billboard: "$22/hr and paid benefits". We got so pissed, she looked it up I don't remember well but in relation to the clinic the insurance from McDonald's was basically free. She got a good job elsewhere but that's what Registered Nurses are getting paid at clinic. So every time you cats bring your kids to a pediatric, remember those nurses are getting paid less than new hires flipping burgers.
Mcdo doesnt pay that, they put the highest pay on there, the bosses pay
@draalttom844 hmm how to handle you.... well managers start in the $30's here just looked it up. Next, assuming makes you look like an ass. Ever heard of cost of living? Did you know that wages vary depending on how expensive a place is to live? Oh no? Well then read up on my good friend Dunning-Kruger and think next time before commenting. Thanks and smooches you ignoramus!
God, I’m old. Hired at $540/month gross as a RN in 1969. Health insurance and SS out of that. With a degree. But, things were cheaper too. Two bedroom house for $12K.
That McDonald’s billboard is clickbait.
3:32 Fellas, is it gay to introduce yourself?
I'm sorry to say this but yes it's incredibly gay. Even more so than having actual gay sex.
Yes. How dare you talk to me😡
@@bagofmoss4710 Who are you?!
19:00 100% agree with you robin. as a white bisexual my self it took me a lot longer to come out than it should have because I had to ask myself that same question, that thing who calls itself girl from Yan'an is one of the many reasons why the lgbtq community is as small as it is. because of robots that doesn't even know what grass looks like can't be bothered to change.
Some people just don't have common sense. And some people are just assholes. Robin and the Emkay crew are the exact opposite what i listed. Smart and kind.
12:18 Mary is the type of person to give a person with a peanut allergy a PB&J for lunch.
And depending on the specifics, that person might start suffocating just from breathing in the same room as a peanut product. I remember in elementary school, our class had a kid with that type of allergy, and EVERYONE was told about this firsthand. No matter how far away you were sitting from him in the cafeteria, you weren't allowed to have peanut products during lunch or snack time. It was a very strict precaution and we were all aware of the danger.
In a similar vain, when I was in high school, I had an art teacher who had some kind of breathing problem when exposed to perfumes/colognes. She told us immediately on the first day that we weren't allowed to spray that stuff in her classroom. Apparently, it was fine as long it wasn't directly sprayed in the air she was in, so people could still wear them, just so long as they already were applied before coming to class. For a while, everything went fine. Until one day, some girl forgot and went to put on a new spray of perfume during class. Now, this teacher wasn't very nice a lot of time, she was kind of a jerk, but I definitely think she was right to get angry at this student for breaking a rule that was dangerous to her health.
With the lottery money story 18:33 . To find out how it drops so bad you have to research the difference between picking the cash payout vs. annuity. When you pick the cash payout you only win about 40% of the actual prize and then are taxed on that lump sum. If you pick the annuity you win the full amount but broken up into 30 annual payments that increase by around 4 -5% per year. The first payment is a good lump to start you off. If you have the life expectancy to do this it is a good idea because each payment is in a much lower tax bracket meaning you pay less in taxes. Now you can leave future payments to others in a will but it gets complicated and best to speak with a professional. The annuity can protect you from losing your mind and blowing it all.
Just helpful advice because fuck the man, knowledge is power.
Thanks for adding the context! Also, I don't really understand why people are upset about a huge amount of money being taxed at a high rate, when everyone calls for 'taxing the rich' in every other post. I get that people who start out poor and then win the lottery aren't the same as other millionaires, but once you win this much, you are rich too. I don't think it'd be fair either to apply different taxation rules for that case.
@@lachouette_et_le_phoquebecause they hate rich people.
Another thing some people (lgbtqa+ community included) struggle to understand is how I can be aromantic pansexual while still being a virgin. As if you need to have sex before knowing that you're attracted to someone
Yeah, pansexual here. A date I used to have thinks pansexuals sleep everywhere, and at any given time, and with anyone. He called pansexuals the "whores" of the LGBTQ people. Wasn't seeing him any more.
"Just stop, they'll come to their own conclu... You know what they already did come to their own... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!" 😂😂😂😂
If you ever feel stupid, just watch this video.
it was just uploaded
@@LuigiphinDoes it fucking matter?
wdym
@@Finnious-The-Greatwelcome to r/facepalm where we look at stupid people being stupid and doing stupid things and laugh at them because we're not as stupid
Don't worry guys, there's a bug that when you have a normal video on and comment on a short, it ends up on the video. It actually happened to me.
“Reusable zip tie bracelet!”
“hey how do I take it off now”
“cut it off”
“but you said reusable”
“never said how many times”
Ummmm acgily Thats only one uce tho
Your joke is icorect lol
@@plantainsame2049if youre gonna correct someone, at least have the spelling of a 5th grader
@@comediannamestaken bro missed the fucking joke
@@plantainsame2049 Bro has to swear in every sentence.
@lg10kGaming bro is literally making stuff up
I made 2 comments both about a Sentence each
And I.
Only said one cuss word in one
If you have a problem with cuss words you're probably a child and should not be on the internet and should repaying attention in school
21:20 I love how he calls plant eating animals vegan instead of herbivores
especially when they're not usually vegan anyway
They’re not vegan either lol
And they literally eat little critters when they get the chance. Horses are scary.
23:34
One, Finland hasn't ended homelessness, but their homeless population is falling for the reasons mentioned
Two, there are billionaires in Finland, there's 5 to be exact
Kudos to the editor for not censoring at around the 17:00 mark. Robin deserves to get this one.
Ever notice that selfish thoughts and behaviors coincidie with ignorance?
Yes, as well as being conservative.
I mean, Rose was literally being interviewed about being ON the Titanic. Why would she talk about what happened years later?
As an asexual, I've been told repeatedly I'm not lgbt
What
Yeah.. you ain't special. So I'd settle down there.
On behalf of anyone who has told you that I am sincerely sorry. those people are just stupid.
Why does that even matter tho
Well why would you be? No one cares that you're asexual, you aren't being marginalized or condemned by religious zealots. No bakers will refuse to make you a wedding cake. You can visit any country without the risk of being discovered and thrown in jail or worse. And it doesn't even matter, its just a label.
I'm not a lawyer, but I'd interpret the line in the thirteenth amendment about "except AS A PUNISHMENT for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted" as not being about incarceration, but rather community service. If I get convicted of a crime, and sentenced to prison, working in a field for no pay was NOT part of the punishment for my crime, the punishment is that I am incarcerated in prison, it does not give the prison free license to force me to perform labor for their profit. Being sentenced to labor is *absolutely* a thing, but is NOT the same as being sentenced to prison. Still not property that can just be leased out.
the president having immunity from prosecution actually happened💀💀💀
Yep and SCOTUS endorsed it. One of the worst decisions in modern judicial history after Dobbs and Citizens United. The supreme court is a fully politicized institution with no qualms about being blatantly corrupt.
Holy moly, I clicked on this and thought it was 30 minutes old, not 30 seconds
30 minutes old here, nice to see the prophecy come to pass.
Well, now it is
Well it’s about 30 minutes now
Well now it is :3
Same
19:02 that middle finger version of the emkay glove is what I needed to LMAO lol
Your comments on the stuff in this video are so spot on, I've been watching this series for a while but this one just really knocked it out of the ballpark
Jack literally died so Rose could live. But some dude seems to think banging on a ship was what people found romantic 😅 Big whoosh.
Plus, Rose was talking about it because she was being interviewed by a documentary crew about her experience surviving the tragedy. She had already lost her husband and her children had families of their own. She was a woman at the end of her life and was remembering a part of it that was important to her.
My favorite thing about the "humans aren't made to eat meat" picture as a Biologist is how they called a horse "VEGAN" instead of an herbivore.
Like yeah, all those horses out there surviving solely on nutrition NOT symbiotically derived from other animal production. Carefully avoiding plants that have been grown from animal manure, etc.
And yes, animals with extremely specialized digits and the mental capacity for tool use do not, in fact, require sharp or large teeth. We also cannot digest or use the nutrition in cellulose, sooo.
And especially since a lot of herbivores can also eat meat if it's available and they're hungry enough without other food around.
20:34 no clue who bro is, but that picture is SWEET. thats so cute man. good for him.
Legend has it that not even diamond clippers are enough to unzip the Zip-Tie.
what if you use scissors to cut it?
@@auttajjersorry, I use rock
@@auttajjer Scissors are no match for the Almighty Zip-Tie.
Technically every animal comes from eggs including humans. We just don’t hatch like we are birds. As we grow in the womb we absorb it.
As a white, Bisexual woman currently in a relationship with a man, I 100% understand Robin's frustration.
Being in a relationship with the opposite gender does not magically delete the attraction to the same gender. It's not rocket science.
The worst part is getting bullied by *other LGBT+ people*. What do they think the B stands for? Bees? Bakers?? Borschtsch???
I don't understand and I don't want to at this point
White pan (admittedly mostly sapphic) trans woman here. Get the same feeling whenever folks try to wedge out the T from the queer community. Doesn't help that the people who hate *all* of us try to hammer those wedges in, either.
This is how ace/aro-spectrum folks (hi, demisexual/demiromantic also), bi/pansexuals, and gender-non-conforming folks (like trans, non-binary, genderqueer, agender, etc.) end up feeling even more marginalized. Because the folks that hate us all would rather have us fighting each other than focused on *them.*
It's awful, and I empathize with you and anyone else who's got to experience it.
Obviously stands for bartenders /j
clearly stands for burgies /j
Evidently stands for bluejays /j
It obviously stands for "B..But my thoughts are more important than yours!"
21:13 another point is horses, cows, goats and other herbivores also eat meat not as main food source but they DO STILL EAT MEAT. Its just smth ppl forget to mention as if its not a naturerely (dont knoe how to write that word correctly im dyslexic) accurate when in reality it happens alot.
Very true! My horse actually chased, attacked, and killed a chicken - then ate most of it.
deer are major nest predators.
@@schrodingerscat3741baby birds are nature's popcorn 🍿
This is the first time I've seen Robin not bring up an iFunny watermark.
1:35 Holy f_ck I cannot reiterate how much stupid this text really is.
Dude... Dude dude dude.. DUDE
Good Lordy Lord.
Rose doesn't just remember her being screwed by Jack. She Remembers EVERYTHING from the Titanic. EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN THING.
Yeah but with a focus on the romance
@@crunkaintdead7702 Eh... It's a really well flushed B-Plot. I don't see how it's an emphasis on the film.
It's James Cameron's signature move... Creating a Action - Drama Movie with Romantic B-Plot. From Terminator to Avatar
That post with the burger shook me to the core.
When I was in the ADHD clinic, I had a roommate with an autoimmune disease, that forbids her from eating any proteines. She supplements the lack of proteins with an aminoacid powder that she needs to buy abroad, because her disease is so rare, that it doesn't get produced everywhere.
She eats a lot of fruits and vegetables, so basically, lots of salad and baked veggies, to not walk around hungry.
If someone gave her a real burger, and said it was a veggie burger, and she couldn't tell the difference, and ate it, she would have either needed to be at the hospital, or worse, she could have died.
Heck, even when she made bananamilk out of an oat drink, she had to share it with everyone, because oats still have some residual proteins, which is why she couldn't drink too much of it, and she didn't want it to go bad.
So yes, there are people who can't eat meat, or any animal products, due to health issues. This woman isn't voluntarily vegan, she has to be vegan, or else she might actually be in serious trouble with her health.
Whenever I watch this stuff, my self esteem is restored
20:43 That's something both parents should do with newborns. Just have them against you like that. I forget the word for it however. I just remember that early contact is important.
Couldn’t agree more. I think it’s called skin to skin, but there might be other phrases for it. It promotes a healthy immune system, healthy emotional regulation, better sleep, decreases the chance of stress related health conditions including certain mental health conditions and they usually develop better and longer lasting relationships with their parents than kids who didn’t have it as much. It’s suuuuuper important.
As a fellow bisexual, yeah I completely agree
As another bisexual mam, I hate how people say I'm either 1 faking or 2 "confused" the confused one really pisses me off cuz no I've known sense I was little and I'm 30 now I think I know by now what I like lol
2:05 wait, you were taught that in Sunday school? bruh I'm Mormon and never heard any of that stupid stuff...
You were spared
9:36 if a guy still begged for someone to go on a date, i bet she would call them a simp
Exactly
4:00 god i can listen to robin say "burgies" all day
Used to know someone we shared meals with sometimes. Sometimes, when it was their turn, they made meals for us but the meals often had an ingredient I hated. I stayed quiet because I figured they forgot and that it wouldn't be polite to kick up a fuss when they'd made a meal for us. Turns out they were "hiding" it in my food purpose because they "knew I'd never notice." I don't waste time on them any more.
As a fellow bisexual this rant (18:53) speaks to me on a spiritual level.
im not bisexual but like, it just sounds so empowering and i love it
6:38 Y'all... if you didn't know... you don't have to be fat to become diabetic. My boyfriend finally reached 140 pounds after being underweight for most of this life, and he's got diabetes.
4:30 I literally just looked it up to be sure - Platypus are mammals, penguins are not. I don't know what that teacher was smoking
5:06 I could be misremembering something, but I'm pretty sure the Shakespeare character that prays for sex reassignment (as they put it) is Lady Macbeth, not Macbeth:
"come you spirits... unsex me here... Stop up the access and passage to remorse, that no compunctious visitings of nature shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between the effect and it! Come to my woman’s breasts, and take my milk for gall" - a chopped down version of her speech in act 1 scene 5
Unless Macbeth says something like this too and I just forgot
on the women who went on 6 dates a week she came out and admitted it was a bogus article written without her consent the actual interview she was in that the article stole her likeness from she said only went on 2-3 a week when she felt up to it
That's better, but still bad.
@@Specoups bad on who's part? she wasn't constantly going on dates and it wasn't every week and given the scope of dating in modern day especially with dating apps actively looking and occasionally meeting who you match with is very normal or is it bad that a supposed news outlet got away with totally blatantly slandering someone?
@@obsidianbarnowldesigns 2-3 per week indicates that she's not seriously looking for a partner. You cannot properly judge the quality of a partner in such short spans. Hence, even if the article is mostly garbage, the idea that she is toying in one way or another with her dates is absolutely sound.
@@Specoups well since it was literally never specified either by the bs article or herself if it was tinder creeps using the date to get in her pants and she noped out or if it was the same person every time that's a bold and frankly nonsensical assumption and a complete load of crap to shame her and call her manipulative
@@obsidianbarnowldesigns You don't usually refer to going outside with the same person as "different dates". But I can give the benefit of doubt.
Those are some bold words from someone who's accessory can easily be removed with a pair of scissors
Saying hi is literally how you start a damn conversation in most cases
I keep calling it twitter too. Heck, even online newspapers have to write stuff like ".. says the police on their official X/twitter account" cause no one understands what they mean if they just write X. It's a stupid, stupid name and removing the bird too just defeated the entire connection between the name and the animal. Just stupid.
Musk is a real-life example of the difference between RPG Intellegence and Wisdom stats.
To the last post: that shit is part of the reason why so many people had 4 kids before the age of 25 way back when. So, hopefully, at least one would survive.
7:05 Yes. The 13th Amendment specifically allows prison labour. Yes, the prisoners are not compensated. Because they're in PRISON!
Yes, we know the 13th Amendment allows for prison slavery. We are also aware the vast majority of rational countries around the world have banned this practice. Because, IT'S SLAVERY!!! The fact that they created a legal loophole to allow some slavery to continue to this day, doesn't make it right or just.
So… slavery then
3:00 - Some people on tiktok get so upset when you respond. "I wasn't talking to you!" Did you really think that the OP of a video with 3,000+ comments was going to reply to you directly?
1:06 Hey...if Elon can deadname his own trans child, we can deadname Twitter
I'm 100% all for this. XD
21:45 - I don't know when I actually learned about this because I'm actually really poor when it comes to US history in any shape or form, but I was like 'wait wasn't the French all involved with the statue of liberty?'
Don't know why I know that but I'm kinda glad I was right.
Another thing about Rose from the titanic, the guy she's on the boat with? he's out there looking for the necklace, the necklace she has that she said nothing about, and the same necklace she decides to chuck into the water.
So she's on the boat with the guy who is looking for the necklace she has, and decides to chuck it into the water instead of letting the guy who spent a large chuck of his life looking for it, have it.
So she let the guy waste his life and then sort of gives him the finger at the end after telling him her story.
10:51 And this is... Not cool to you?
Someone overcoming their disabilities is... Bad?
6:59 - Ladies and gentlemen, we have found the Right's endgame.
Also, the sociopathic greed is more on the outside investors, not necessarily the companies themselves. It is basically a law in America that publicly traded companies _have_ to grow their companies all the time at all other costs. It's not enough to just turn a profit.
The precedent for this goes back to a time when Henry Ford of all people tried to give his workers a substantial wage boost at the cost of his company's stock. The Dodge brothers sued him, stating that he had screwed them out of dividends (they owned Ford stock at the time). The judge, unfortunately, sided with them.
13:43. So true, the small 1970's house with fungus in the roof next door to me sold for 3.6 million dollars
4:32 being taught from a young age that even grown ups, can be wrong
Amazing how people who would/can buy a $700-$1000 zip tie actually think they're smarter and better
9:17 if I want to play games, I got a switch.
omg a fellow woomy hello
@@SnowDragon_2204 hey
“If earth was 10 feet closer we’d burn up” that is the most stupid thing ever, I’m no expert in astronomy but I’m sure if we were on the edge of the habitable zone, we wouldn’t have things such as winter or these giant skyscrapers
13:56 I'm pretty sure she made a satire post and they blew it out of proportion
I agree with you. It’s a joke or at least a large exaggeration. It wouldn’t be possible or desirable to do that anyway - for TWO YEARS!
Oh boy, the POTUS immunity deal aged like sour milk 😂
12:06 As a Wise fish once said, "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime."
If you cant escape that is
4:38 Literally all my University Companions who do not study and cheat on exams when they become teachers be like.
Later this kid has all right to prove him wrong and show it in the class how she/he's a clown and later the kid is the guilty one...
I hate people who passed cheating their entire life and later they know nothing, only to make dumber people and ruin truly smart people's lives.
20:26 Also... 9/10 Chance they are Tenant/Worker/Manager of the Building. Very VERY little chance they're taking that electricity for """"""free""""""
10/10 chance that an unsecured outlet in a public space is there specifically for the purpose of providing electricity to the public, most likely for this exact purpose -- giving a small top up for EVs. If it's free parking provided by the city, it could very well be free. If it's paid private parking, even if the electricity was free -- you wouldn't use it for long term charging as the time required to completely fill the battery could be days off a 20Amp outlet like that (it'd be way cheaper and faster to pay at a charging station).
@@davidcameron648 Absolutely. Besides, there are plugged in utilities that are used by the management of the parking space, for cleaning or maintenance for example...
I don't think anyone would fret over a few extra cents of electricity
21:16 diet wise the closest barnyard analog we got is the pig, which is omnivorous.
Look at both the gut & teeth!
There’s a reason the meats taste similar according to cannibals.
Robin reaction images :D Time to see which goober is more expressive...
AYO what the FUCK is that pfp
@@gabef.218You'll get used to seeing them.