It was decided by a short margin, the best kind of margin but still. Do not use our smol power unwisely or we will ensure great pain be inflicted upon your shins.
Although my characters race is Lalafell in game, I found a Fat Chocobo mask day 1 and now instead of being a Potato I run around as the Prince of Chocobos. I yell KWEH any time I port, I’ve taken my mask off approximately 3 times over the course of 3 expacs, and my favorite activity is to run around Limsa and give Gysahl Greens to strangers. I’m not sure if this is classified as Chaotic or Evil, but I’ve had 3 people give me a million Gil while I was doing it.
I deliberately chose the deepest voice I could for my Lala, for sheer "How is that noise coming out of that potato?" factor. I question the evil, but I will confess to the chaos.
It’s funny, even the people in Japan know it’s funny to have the small cutesy fella have the deepest voice imaginable. Just listen to Pipin or that one Lala from the Crystal Braves
Yes! I was really excited for this one! Every Lalafell player I know is absolute chaos, even the lovely 40+-year old lady in our FC. And that's what I love about them, they are fun to be around. Also I notice you're a based Sufferhymn viewer as well pog, and even moreso that they are an extremely based SamTheLemonBoy viewer. What a beautiful supportive community we have :D
Lalafell are outstanding! The eyes don’t really make sense, if you think about it. People think the vertical slit pupils are for keeping light out during the day, but that’s not really why vertical slit pupils work the way they do. There’s a few small monkeys or something that have round pupils that are nocturnal, but vertical slit pupils are usually nocturnal predators. The third lid for protection of the cornea from debris in the air makes sense though.
Got scared by that thumbnail for a second, because I play as an old Lala with the same facial hair combo, which is pretty rare lmao. Tried running around as other races and can't stand how high the camera is and how slow the run animation feels compared to my elder falafel. Also, Lalas are the best black mages
As a lalafell who accidentally joined an FC whose FC House is a strip club, can confirm. Really all I could accomplish on venue nights is acting as a comedically smol bouncer
0:45 So I just started FF14 for the sole purpose of being a Lalafell tank and I did wonder why the female Lala had a bust slider. Curiosity got the better of me so I rotated them sideways, turned the clothes off, and laughed my ass off as I played with the slider to see what it did. Or what little it did I should say.
I have two glams I am very proud of on my mustached lalafell. My scholar glam has a top hat and monocle with a northsea coat and looks quite gentlemanly... my reaper glam has a bandana with a feather sticking out the top, a coliseum galerus (basically a plate covering the shoulders and a bit of the chest with nothing below), 2B boots and gloves, and bunny tights. Whether I wish to be dignified or utterly terrifying, I have my bases covered.
Racial Passive includes Petting addicts who will chase you, if you the Lalafell avoid them... A 2nd strange effect is: you will usually never see two dark lalafell active at the same time. Like darn is it hard to find another dark gremlin as one...
This video goes will with a quote by Pint "Our journey begins here, in Uldah, a city controlled by two of the two most evil groups in society. Tyranical politicians who will do anything for coin, and short people" while only showing pics of lalafell. Also lalafell just makes me think of chaos and reverse cougers/cradle-thiefs all in one. Nothing is sacred when it comes to lalafell Good job on this series! It was enjoyable, and I am looking forward to the Hrothgar experience remake. No longer does Catgars reproduce via mitosis on macro scale! Will you keep the old version?
I sometimes try to change my race from Lala and always end up going back. At this point I've consigned myself to the fact that I can only play as Lala now cuz I'm emotionally attached to the story. I made my Lala as a BLM with the intention of being a mini ball of annihilation but as I progressed through the story it became sort of a tale about how a Lala, despite his small size, becomes the hero of Eorzea. All my glamours are a balance between cute and cool and my favorite mount is the Fatter Cat 😊, which imo only really looks good on Lala so I've kinda locked myself into the race 😅
After careful second review, the council of Lalafell’s has a singular demand. We wish the emote song be gangster’s paradise to better encapsulate our mischievous yet gangster mentality. Please get to work on this next masterpiece posthaste or your ankles and shins will not be safe in Limsa. Good day my yellow sir.
Of my six characters, I have two lalafells. One of both. Since I name my characters, and base their appearance, on the characters I write, they are the children. Reyn is very much the shitposting, angry little midget. His current glamour, for no other reason than the shits of it, is Strong Bad. His sister, Sylvanas, is (supposed to be) more reserved, but I often just get lost in the sauce and still menace every tall person's shins. Since the characters they're based on are harpies (Reyn hides it, Sylvie doesn't), I've gotten compliments on Sylvie's glamour for looking like Meteoin.
I was actually against lalafells when i first joined i played au'ra. I switched to lalafell as a joke with my bf as the time and though i switched around a bit more i kept coming back to them... I was hooked i cant play any other race now for long
All I've done is made a lalafell that is a healer simply because he doesn't want to hurt anyone, plus I thought it'd be funny to be shorter than almost everyone else
I'm more in line of chaotic good, because one it has it peak and two all those crazy house made for lalafell on youtube i swear there are some great looking lalafell house's and cafe's! and just grinding my tomes to get my relic and getting ready for dawntrail!
I will say...lalafell are not children and we shouldn't act like they're children...but sexualizing them is still weird AF. I main lala since 1.0 open beta, but all I see is a cute chibi. Like a squishy lil stuffed animal. I think people who lewd them are creepy AND people who act like if you play one, it must be because you lewd them, are also creepy... and I'm honestly not sure which is creepier, because it's pretty creepy for someone to be incapable of grasping the concept of playing a character you DON'T want to fu--
SamTheLemonBoy at the beginning: "We're nearing the end of this series; Until it's time to remake "The Hrothgar Experience" The FFXIV Female Race Tierlist: *Am I a joke to you?*
No no, the main difference between Plainfolk and Dunesfolk is that one is a wholesome salt of the earth type, and the other is evil incarnate (except for Nanamo and Tataru)
A great as being a lalafell is honestly has anyone had a lackluster time with them? I honestly feel I just get ignored more than anything, if I am with my group of friends they’ll get approached by randos constantly and I won’t hear a thing of it. Or in dungeons any word I say just never gets a response. I don’t try to be weird or anything I just try to be a social as I can be.
@@SamTheLemonBoy Seems Like A Skill Issues On Your End! I Can See That Happening For Alliance Raid But On A Raid Of 8 Most Of It Is About Positioning And Time They Might Have A Friendly And Enemy Marker On Their Head So Its Rare To Not See Them!
I think I speak for most of us when I say: I wish Lalafells were never in the game... and yet: if I were to ever pop a fantasia; it would probably be to change to lalafell to troll.
Picked a lalafell because of their very androgenous vibe. I can pull off both feminine and masculine glams whenever i want to and its great! They also have the best determined faces any race can have. Hit em with the >:c
I've tried several races, thought I'd stick with categorl. But once I got to lala, I was hooked. I'm so in love with my lala and I never wanna leave. Lalas are perfect.
The thing about playing a lalafell, it’s easy to make friends. Just go up to another lalafell and emote. You are now best friends
The council of Lalafells have decided, you may continue.
Thank the gods
@@SamTheLemonBoydo not abuse your power
It was decided by a short margin, the best kind of margin but still. Do not use our smol power unwisely or we will ensure great pain be inflicted upon your shins.
He knows to much
Send the potatosines after him
Aka the world's cutest assassins
as a lalafell player im scared by how accurate this was to how i play my character....... get out of my walls
I am actually in your fridge
Although my characters race is Lalafell in game, I found a Fat Chocobo mask day 1 and now instead of being a Potato I run around as the Prince of Chocobos. I yell KWEH any time I port, I’ve taken my mask off approximately 3 times over the course of 3 expacs, and my favorite activity is to run around Limsa and give Gysahl Greens to strangers. I’m not sure if this is classified as Chaotic or Evil, but I’ve had 3 people give me a million Gil while I was doing it.
Beautiful, praise be to the Prince of Chocobos
As I always say, lalafells are the secret third cat race of this game. Small balls of chaos who accept headpats as tribute
And being as unpredictable as one
Lalafell got that Orange Cat Aura.
For the complete lalafell experience, you need to be a main tank.
A main tank, and a Black Mage
Few things are more hilarious and terrifying (hillarifying? terriarious?) than a Lala WAR using Primal Rend (the buzzsaw gapcloser thing).
Can confirm
DRK Lala is one of the best things ever, exceeded perhaps only by WAR Lala once they get Primal Rend.
@@HayTatsuko can confirm
Lalafells are there to remind you not to take yourself so seriously in this game. It's our civic duty.
That is also a factor
I deliberately chose the deepest voice I could for my Lala, for sheer "How is that noise coming out of that potato?" factor.
I question the evil, but I will confess to the chaos.
The voidsent that took over a child
It’s funny, even the people in Japan know it’s funny to have the small cutesy fella have the deepest voice imaginable. Just listen to Pipin or that one Lala from the Crystal Braves
As a Lalafell let me tell you, "Life is alright when the grass can tickle your balls "
actual mood
Considering my lala is named Capitalist Pig, I absolutely endorse the one word description portion.
The plot thickens
Honestly, I just saw "funny gnome" with giant mage hat in Pint video and immidiately knew I need to play that.
Strong influence from the chaotic king
Nanamo indeed.
That John Sears guy really captured the essence of lalafell in one word, I'd say.
Truly, one hell of a based guy
I was immediately drawn to Lalas when I started the game and have not regretted my choice since. Chaos indeed.
They have their spark
Yes! I was really excited for this one! Every Lalafell player I know is absolute chaos, even the lovely 40+-year old lady in our FC. And that's what I love about them, they are fun to be around.
Also I notice you're a based Sufferhymn viewer as well pog, and even moreso that they are an extremely based SamTheLemonBoy viewer. What a beautiful supportive community we have :D
Yeeaah! Super surreal to me, I feel. Also that is really cute, having a 40+ year old player playing a Lala and sticking to the stereotype
0:44 I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
Provoking!
Pro: Can be put on big people shoulders like a parrot. Con: Mad cuz Smol.
Mad mad because small small
Jealous of Tall?
Sad because tall...
Lalafell are outstanding!
The eyes don’t really make sense, if you think about it. People think the vertical slit pupils are for keeping light out during the day, but that’s not really why vertical slit pupils work the way they do. There’s a few small monkeys or something that have round pupils that are nocturnal, but vertical slit pupils are usually nocturnal predators.
The third lid for protection of the cornea from debris in the air makes sense though.
Got scared by that thumbnail for a second, because I play as an old Lala with the same facial hair combo, which is pretty rare lmao. Tried running around as other races and can't stand how high the camera is and how slow the run animation feels compared to my elder falafel. Also, Lalas are the best black mages
I love that facial hair pattern, it works so well on Lala
Lalafell are the reason I don't go to 18+ venues. I don't want to be on the CIA's no-fly list.
There are a lot of places that don't allow Lalafells, or they do allow them but they make sure they aren't doing some funny business
they are given a babysitter obviously@@SamTheLemonBoy
As a lalafell who accidentally joined an FC whose FC House is a strip club, can confirm. Really all I could accomplish on venue nights is acting as a comedically smol bouncer
"Lets play football!"
"Alright! But wait! Where's the ball?"
"Thats the fun part! You ARE the ball!"
0:45 So I just started FF14 for the sole purpose of being a Lalafell tank and I did wonder why the female Lala had a bust slider. Curiosity got the better of me so I rotated them sideways, turned the clothes off, and laughed my ass off as I played with the slider to see what it did. Or what little it did I should say.
People often ask me, “You are such big, strong man. Why do you play Loli?” The simple answer is that they’re cute. Plus I like how they walk.
The most based thing a strong man can do. Sometimes you just wanna be Cutesy~
I have two glams I am very proud of on my mustached lalafell. My scholar glam has a top hat and monocle with a northsea coat and looks quite gentlemanly... my reaper glam has a bandana with a feather sticking out the top, a coliseum galerus (basically a plate covering the shoulders and a bit of the chest with nothing below), 2B boots and gloves, and bunny tights. Whether I wish to be dignified or utterly terrifying, I have my bases covered.
Classic Black Mage glam is unmatched when worn by a Lala
Truly
As a resident Femroe, i aproove of the last message of the video, nothing beat lalafellfootball, they go surprisingly far.
Pretty aerodynamic
Babe wake up new race review just dropped
Now back to sleep
i feel seen 🥺💖📈
o.o
Racial Passive includes Petting addicts who will chase you, if you the Lalafell avoid them...
A 2nd strange effect is: you will usually never see two dark lalafell active at the same time. Like darn is it hard to find another dark gremlin as one...
And another part is the innate ability to cause wipes because people can't fucking see you
@@SamTheLemonBoyYou just reminded me of the last passive...
You can't see around bosses whenever they are in the middle.
There is a growing darkness in this world it's name is Lalafell
As a Lalafell player, I approve of this video.
Theres so much gatekeeping. Very interesting to see and hear
This video goes will with a quote by Pint "Our journey begins here, in Uldah, a city controlled by two of the two most evil groups in society. Tyranical politicians who will do anything for coin, and short people" while only showing pics of lalafell.
Also lalafell just makes me think of chaos and reverse cougers/cradle-thiefs all in one. Nothing is sacred when it comes to lalafell
Good job on this series! It was enjoyable, and I am looking forward to the Hrothgar experience remake. No longer does Catgars reproduce via mitosis on macro scale!
Will you keep the old version?
I will never forget that intro, and yes the old one will remain!
MASTER RACE!
They play on PC?
@@SamTheLemonBoy I Am A Lalafell On PS4 LOL!
I sometimes try to change my race from Lala and always end up going back. At this point I've consigned myself to the fact that I can only play as Lala now cuz I'm emotionally attached to the story. I made my Lala as a BLM with the intention of being a mini ball of annihilation but as I progressed through the story it became sort of a tale about how a Lala, despite his small size, becomes the hero of Eorzea. All my glamours are a balance between cute and cool and my favorite mount is the Fatter Cat 😊, which imo only really looks good on Lala so I've kinda locked myself into the race 😅
Freaking love your editing style! :'D
I really appreciate that, so fucking much!
oh hey angy
@aswmmc oh damn, it andy!
After careful second review, the council of Lalafell’s has a singular demand. We wish the emote song be gangster’s paradise to better encapsulate our mischievous yet gangster mentality. Please get to work on this next masterpiece posthaste or your ankles and shins will not be safe in Limsa. Good day my yellow sir.
I listened to this video in my car on bluetooth and the awkward stares i got in public was both embarrassing and hilarious lol
Nahhh ain't no way
Now that you mention it, I genuinely give infinitely more headpats to them than any other race.
It's a racial passive that they have that draws others to pat them
you forgot something important: we have our own play in kholusia
Of my six characters, I have two lalafells. One of both. Since I name my characters, and base their appearance, on the characters I write, they are the children.
Reyn is very much the shitposting, angry little midget. His current glamour, for no other reason than the shits of it, is Strong Bad. His sister, Sylvanas, is (supposed to be) more reserved, but I often just get lost in the sauce and still menace every tall person's shins. Since the characters they're based on are harpies (Reyn hides it, Sylvie doesn't), I've gotten compliments on Sylvie's glamour for looking like Meteoin.
That's really cool, thanks for sharing! :D
I once performed a /balldance in a dungeon with a lalafell for a few minutes after completing the dungeon at the very end
Not every lalafell wants those headpats... But if you dare to try you will be charged for it. Be it with your gils or kneecaps.
Is this a threat or an offer?
@@SamTheLemonBoyBoth
Evil little things.... One time I got chased by a group of them. Never have I feared such a powerful force
I was actually against lalafells when i first joined i played au'ra. I switched to lalafell as a joke with my bf as the time and though i switched around a bit more i kept coming back to them... I was hooked i cant play any other race now for long
All I've done is made a lalafell that is a healer simply because he doesn't want to hurt anyone, plus I thought it'd be funny to be shorter than almost everyone else
I'm King Lalafell, and I approve this video.
I'm more in line of chaotic good, because one it has it peak and two all those crazy house made for lalafell on youtube i swear there are some great looking lalafell house's and cafe's! and just grinding my tomes to get my relic and getting ready for dawntrail!
I will say...lalafell are not children and we shouldn't act like they're children...but sexualizing them is still weird AF. I main lala since 1.0 open beta, but all I see is a cute chibi. Like a squishy lil stuffed animal. I think people who lewd them are creepy AND people who act like if you play one, it must be because you lewd them, are also creepy... and I'm honestly not sure which is creepier, because it's pretty creepy for someone to be incapable of grasping the concept of playing a character you DON'T want to fu--
SamTheLemonBoy at the beginning: "We're nearing the end of this series; Until it's time to remake "The Hrothgar Experience"
The FFXIV Female Race Tierlist: *Am I a joke to you?*
My adventure plate.
*Lalafells are planning a coup..*
No no, the main difference between Plainfolk and Dunesfolk is that one is a wholesome salt of the earth type, and the other is evil incarnate (except for Nanamo and Tataru)
Noone put "Football" in the one word discription... This suprises me to no end... I mean, who's NOT down for an impromptu game of Lalaball?!
Lalafell Master Race
A great as being a lalafell is honestly has anyone had a lackluster time with them? I honestly feel I just get ignored more than anything, if I am with my group of friends they’ll get approached by randos constantly and I won’t hear a thing of it. Or in dungeons any word I say just never gets a response. I don’t try to be weird or anything I just try to be a social as I can be.
@pwincesskrissy I’m on balmung, so there’s likely plenty of reasons there lol
@pwincesskrissy any particular servers that are better? Not that I can probably access them but mere curiousity
Also They Are Good For Raids Can See Your Hitbox Clearly!
I can count the many times I've caused a wipe or died to a mechanic because I couldn't fucking see the Lala
@@SamTheLemonBoy Seems Like A Skill Issues On Your End! I Can See That Happening For Alliance Raid But On A Raid Of 8 Most Of It Is About Positioning And Time They Might Have A Friendly And Enemy Marker On Their Head So Its Rare To Not See Them!
Always pet a lalafell, they think you dont know they hate it
Must. Pet. Potat.
Hope there's gonna be a Thighlander Experience
the song, im screaming 😭
Hi Sam! Just a quick question, which server do you play on? I swear I saw my WoL on the Limsa plaza in the background!
Awesome video, as always.
I am in Light, Twintania specifically, but I do go around from time to time. If my memory is correct, this was recorded on Zodiark
As a lala-main...... yeah, this is pretty on the nose. Good job. You may keep your kneecaps this day.
Murderous
so Lalafells are much like the yordles in League of Legends, always played by people wanting to fulfill their needs to be an absolute gremlin.
as a lalafell player, this is correct
I got my sources right
Hey that’s my comment. 😄
Yes it is!
Lalafells are best as sacrifices to the ye ol' gods 😂
Take potato to make all kinds of delicious meals
I dont who you you are the one who writed "smash", but you are so real for that.
Hol' up
A lot of them are cracked good or just straight up hell spawn trolls… nothing in between. Just both extremes opposites😂
I think I speak for most of us when I say: I wish Lalafells were never in the game... and yet: if I were to ever pop a fantasia; it would probably be to change to lalafell to troll.
The chaos is slowly taking over you
The jailbait
Remember, the highest airborne velocity a lala can achieve is approximately 20 malms per hour.
You forgot they are used the most to sell final fantasy 14 online mog station products
No i missed the community post
The next time you'll get it!
Whoever said 5'11 is wild 😂😂😂😂 I'm short IRL too (5'9) so it checks out why I play them
Bro calls himself short, I don't even wanna say my height, concern
Another banger by SamTheLemonBoy
Another amazingly supportive comment
Mom! Made it into the video!
WAAAAH!
Wah wah
How did you make it that there's this little Job Icon to people's names? :x
Escape > Character Configuration > Display Name Settings > General
Yooo thanks a bunch my guy, was searching for that setting everywhere
Lalafell are for headpatting or punting, depending on your mood. There is nothing in between.
There really isn't an inbetween
Depends if the lalafell is a Nanamo/Krile, or a Teledji/Lolorito
Perfection, yummy, and cute. These 3 are 💯
Some of them concerning
Is it bad that my l'il Lala lady has a deeper voice than my Roegadyn gal?
you may hate us.....but at least we get left alone at the rp clubs in balmung......unless someone needs a doorstop
10 hr version of Lala song?
The amount of pain and agony that will be induced
“Over hated”
True, true
Picked a lalafell because of their very androgenous vibe. I can pull off both feminine and masculine glams whenever i want to and its great!
They also have the best determined faces any race can have. Hit em with the >:c
Sweet, mine got in there.
aye aye!
Been waiting on this lol
And here it is! I hope you enjoy it!
Are you actually chaotic enough to be canonically a lala? 👏👏👏
Perhaps I am
Been a lala since day 1
Used my free fantasia to make him a little taller to show growth between expansions
@@ciberkid22 you can make them taller ? Also i don't play ff14 but im thinking of doing so in the future
5"11' X'D
I'm playing monkE because american football.
yummy? that comment seems pretty sus...
I mean, potatoes are tasty
Capitalism certainly wasn't on my Bingo card-
I was starting to hear c*ck sounds at 2 min... the feathery kind of course Concern
Concern
forgot rich
And fabulous
Chimken nugget
Chimken
😂
Lil wenect
New Lala rap name dropped
Short
kfc?
Absolute concern
I've tried several races, thought I'd stick with categorl. But once I got to lala, I was hooked. I'm so in love with my lala and I never wanna leave. Lalas are perfect.
lalafells are children, change my mind
lore-wise they are physiologically seen as children, even if they are adults despairge
the horniest npcs are lalafell
@TheGhostFart and wasn't there an impreal who had the hots for Tataru?
It sure feels like in job quests and side quest that them lalas be hunting for mates constantly.