The Machinist Alternative | FFXIV Animation
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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
- (6.0 Spoilers!)
Shizuka Diamah takes on Eorzea, but the cutscenes are quite different this time around as she screws with the timelines!
Fioh Sion makes an alt! Been wanting to make an alt for a while, and obviously, she is a Machinist main!
Shizuka's voice is done by the lovely @himeloid on X!
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WAIT WHAT HOW DID I MISS THIS?!
This must have taken a while to make!! (and all those giraffe-like Ancients----)
The story would've gone very differently if the WoL was a MCH, I see...
Oh hello!!!! I love your recent works btw, they are so so good!!! And yea, this specific MCH has a... different code of conduct lol
1:37 Dear Sister: Etheirys Edition.
Emet hit that no scope like he was signing up for an MLG montage
To be continued... when all the ancients become FPS gamers
He was practicing for Shadowbringers
I did not know I needed dual wielding Venat in sunglasses and a hat this much 😂
Look, when your interstellar probe starts monologuing, debugging her with repeated applications of hot lead is the only reasonable course of action.
They're just troubleshooting. She was trouble, so they shot her!
This is Endwalker, the "And then I started blasting" edition. God, when Emet does it... XD I'm dying over here, this is amazing.
The freaking song resetting every shot made this go from pretty funny to gut busting
Hahaha thank you so much for watching!! Im glad you enjoyed it 😄
It was a real Imogen Green mood.@@FiohSion-FFXIV
If machinist can do that, we be saving the world at heavensward already lol.
This is basically "dont bring a bird to a gunfight"
DON'T BLAME HYTHLODAEUS
Ngl, during the chase for that birb, I was hoping for Emet to show some lvl of "You know what, f##k the procedure, just delete that concept right now" and *chef's kiss* 2:00 delivers that wish. Also doing no scope is so his style once he gets in the groove XD
So many moments where problems would have been solved! The Ultima Weapon, some moments in Heavensward, anytime Asahi is on screen, you name it!
So many problems solved if WoL realized they got a free pass to do pretty much whatever, no one can stop them. Also, a GUN. And YES, Asahi should have gotten shanked/shot the moment he first dropped his act.
I can already hear his grumpy voice when all four of us (me, Hythlodaeus, Venat and Hermes) are looking at him after he nukes the shit out of black an white Meteion:
"What? It's nonsensical to hold onto procedures in the face of potential danger!"
Also about Asahi, I wanted to serve him a proper bitchslap after he dropped his act.
"Bitch! Your wide ass Zenos prefers me above everything!"
And the last but not the least. I cannot believe Hien allowed Tsuyu to somehow sneak out. As if there was no risk she won't recall anything. My WoL would stick to her like a dog sticks his nose into a bowl full of crispy bacon! I would befriend this adorable, innocent cupcake!
It felt like a fever dream. 10/10, will shoot down the timeline again.
Thank you RUclips algorithm for bringing me the art work
When Emet does it and "HOOOOOOOME..!!! RIIIIIIIDIIIIIIING HOOOOOOOOME!!!" hahaha!
Lmao I love how emet just joined in. This is great! I want moreeee
He saw the opportunity, the vision, and helped create the new timeline 😎
The algorithm blesses me yet again! Thank you
Bro this is basically that one SnL skit lmao
Hell yea it is, hahaha. It's a classic! 😄
Well this has to be my favourite XIV animation yet.
That's some wild praise! Thank you so much, I really appreciate it! 🥰
@@FiohSion-FFXIV Theres only one problem, I gotta wait until all my friends finish EW to share it off. See you in 500 hours ;)
The three amigos (+1) go in guns blazing? Sounds legit.
Apparently casting gun is taught in all preschools in Amaurot.
Creation magics are wildin
"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMEEEE" - I will never be able to think of this song the same way again and it is glorious. I just can't get over how you use it each time a shot is fired. XD Ah...I'm going to come back to this video over the years when I need a laugh or a smile, I already know it. Thank you for this masterpiece. :D
Aww thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed it so much 😄I'm working on script writing for the next video now, might take a bit to produce, but I'll do my best!
That song reset gives some real "mmm whatcha say" vibes.
That was absolutely where I took the idea from haha
I nearly choked on my food when they brought the guns out with "Riding Home" constantly restarting XD
WHEN YOUR INTERSTALLAR PROBE IS DEPRESSED. YOU TURN IT OFF! Hell, bringing in big Bertha. Great work Fioh Sion- NO DONT THEY WILL MAKE ACTIV00AUUARURgghhn-
Pfft the agents standing upside down on the beams I’m cackling
THE ABSOLUTE UNIT indeed
OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS
funny, although technically that would actually make things worse since now you don't have a Meteion to track back to the tens of thousands of them that already exist out in space.
They rest of them got SCARED, they all decided to leave well enough alone, the end 😇
Prob coulda spared a few slugs for Hermes too…
2:01 “Mmm whatcha saaaaay? Mmm that you only meant weeeelll?”
XDD That face plant!
i laughed through almost the whole thing, proof my sense of humor is broken. well done, it was stupid and hilarious and i love how you pulled random bits of dialogue from the actual game instead of using some AI thing.
Blessed by the RUclips algorithm. Beautiful work!
Venat's giggle before pulling out her owm gat is amazing!
She knew what she had to do! Just following Emet's lead 😈 Thank you for watching!!
Amazing work, loved it!
Thank you so much!
ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS. SUBBED! LOL
why is this so good?
You know what's crazy? This isn't even bizarre to me. It speaks to me as a Floridian, minus the gunning down of a human bird-
We like our guns, a lot
When did a Mechinist learn the "Shirk" skill? 😂
This animation gives off strong Dear Sister vibes, and I love it.
Oh absolutely! It is strongly inspired by it, I love the skit haha Thank you so much for watching!!
Well, I guess the results are conclusive: Second Amendment beats depression.
Make a note.
Nah this is wild hahahaha! You gotta crossover into my show The Squall House one day 🤣🤣🤣
The legend himself!!! It'd be an honor! 😊
The short second and a half of the twinning
I could see Emet cheating in CoD.
Although thinking about it, Hyth would likely map hax and KNOW where everyone is.
Well this was a great way to start my day 😂
Hell yea, thank you so much for watching!!
@FiohSion-FFXIV Your welcome and anytime!
When your whole party is American.
The creator made some men tall and some men short. Stephanivien Haillenarte made all men equal.
I am now remembering that time Tulok the barbarian made a dnd sheet for emet as a level 19 wizzard with 1 level in artificer just to gain proficiency with GUN
WILD?! 360 No-Scope Emet is canon in that DnD campaign then, that's RAD! Thank you so much for watching!
"No more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. Henceforth, he shall swag."
Final Days wouldn't have happened if man just swagged, ya know? Haha, Thank you for watching!!
what a fucking masterpiece
I appreciate it! Thank you!! 🥰
Holy shit, that was hilarious xD
Also was that a Hoovydundy reference at 1:45?
Suggestion: Dragonsong War but its set in the Skidibi Toilet-verse(Dunno much about Toilets but a Toilet with a Dragon for its head is funny).
THIS IS GOLD LMAOO
AHAHAHAHAAH! This was great!!
Welcome back, Dear Sister
Damn it’s 2019 version and not the og mw2 😢. They gunna hate it
I pushed the button.
The pros outweighed the cons.
A true warrior: thank you so much!!! ❤️
I would like to say this bun bun is a menance and defiently a trouble maker.....
Welcome to dawn trail we have some issues we need you to attend to with ur very unique talents
Ooooh a new mission for Shizuka 👀
Lmfao. this alternative ending to 14 deserves more views.
Ahh I appreciate it!! Thank you so much for your support!!
I literally lost it 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Amazing.
genuine 10/10
IM WHEEZING
Dear Meteon
HOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEE RIDING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
she seems nice
Am I the only one that misses the original Machinist gameplay loop? The reload mechanic made me feel like Revolver Ocelot!
I started in Shadowbringers, so I've no clue how the old MCH rotation was like! It sounds interesting!
When I played through MSQ again with a friend of mine, he was a MCH and I remember when the Pope was fleeing after end of the Vault spoilers in HW, he was like "WHY CAN'T I JUST SHOOT HIM"
Loads of problems would be solved before they happen if the WoL just... took some initiative 😂
Mmm what'chya say- Mmm what'chya- Mmm what- Mmm w- Mmm- Mm- Mmm- Mm- What- Mm- M- M- M- MMMMMMM What'chya saaay
Sorry for the multiple replies but...the best part is, given Creation Magic, all the Ancients COULD manifest guns (and hats and sunglasses, in Venat's case) out of nowhere. And even flashing spotlights for funzies (Dun dun DUN DUN, Dun dun DUN DUN...)
...so this is totally canon possible (while being totally non-canon). :D
Yea! I like the lore and canon of FF14, but of course my brain just wants to do random stuff 🤪It worked out for this one though haha, creation magic is just OP!
No clue what is going on, but pew pew pew?
😂omg Shizuka's voice sounds like jane in daria!!
How in the world are you voicing these??!?!?!
Voicing who exactly??
@@FiohSion-FFXIV Emet selch? 0_o
@@The_Lesser_Evil Oh all the NPC lines are lines from the game!
Lmao 360 no scope
MMMMMMMMMMM WHATCHA SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Well that just one though.
Yo she aint shyt 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mmmmm whatcha say
You can definitely catch this sub
@@Angeliwar haha thank you so much!! I'm glad you enjoyed it! 😄
Waaaait was the ogre battle music at the start?!
oooooooh, im not sure about an ogre battle music! I think I was looking around for some tense ff14 music and got it from there! Thank you for watching!
Exemplary work
Thank you so much! 😄
OMG, I am dying laughing.
Awesome! I'm so glad that my older stuff still holds up hehe 😁 Thank you so much for watching!
hahahahahaha fucking good
Am I the only one who doesn’t know what OLS is/are? 😖
这是
Ohhhh wacha saaaaay
That you only ment well
Oooh wacha sayyy
Ohhh wach-